Volume 3 Chapter 74 The Witch’s Overly Mischievous Prank II
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
”Your Excellency, it seems there are no attacks from the creator of this world for now. Why don’t we wait inside the house until we wake up?”
”Yeah, that sounds good.”
Maribel nodded and Kian stepped through the broken door, quickly moving inside.
Kian followed behind and peered inside.
The interior of the house, glimpsed when the door was kicked in, seemed to be of high quality and warmth, fitting for Châtillon.
To the right after entering was a hearth and kitchen.
To the left were a table and a bed.
The design seemed not to consider the cold, with large windows that let in the breeze.
The kitchen had shelves lined with tea, coffee, and alcohol, and from the ceiling hung bundles of sage and dried fish, herbs used for cooking.
Cooking utensils were also plentifully hung on the wall near the hearth.
Apart from the mystery of where the water came from, it seemed like a comfortable house to live in.
”Just a normal house, it seems.”
”Mhm.”
Kian nodded in response to her brief comment.
Maribel scanned the kitchen and then walked towards the left side of the house, where the table and bed were.
The kitchen felt like it belonged to a well-off commoner, but the dining and bedroom area had many unfamiliar objects.
On the table were handcuffs with chains and a red rope.
On the bed were blue towels covering shaped male genitalia and rows of resin tubes for handling pen*ses.
It was completely out of place with the previous idyllic atmosphere, almost as if they had been teleported into a brōtḥel room.
Even Kian was speechless, and Maribel seemed to be holding back her comments.
In fact, she was extremely flustered.
”Eh, wh, what is this…?”
After a full minute, her small lips trembled as she squeezed out a voice.
Kian walked up to the bed and picked up one of the adult toys shaped like male genitalia.
”It seems to be some kind of s*x toy.”
”Please don’t show it. The shape is too realistic.”
”But, Your Excellency has had s*x education using d*ldos from the tutor, haven’t you?”
”Yes, but… even I have some shame.”
She crossed her arms and looked down at the floor.
Her voice was low, maybe because she remembered comforting Kian in the carriage before.
Back then, even though Owl’s poison made her horny, she acted in a way no noble lady should.
That must be an embarrassing secret for her.
”What does Priscilla want us to do with these? Does she think if she puts s*x toys around, we’ll all go wild like monkeys?”
”Maybe she’s just having fun showing off the toys?”
As she put the d*ldo back in place, she said that.
Maribel frowned and looked at the chains on the table.
”Priscilla is not someone who plays useless pranks about s*x. I have to say her tastes are bad, but when it comes to that stuff, she’s more innocent than me~. So, she must have a clear reason for setting up these toys.”
”S*x toys have limited uses. Since there’s one for me too, maybe she imagines us showing each other ma***rbation in bed.”
”That’s no joke~.”
”Sorry.”
When Kian bowed his head, Maribel quickly waved her hands.
”Ah, no! I wasn’t talking to Kian. If I was, I’d mean Priscilla’s joke went too far. I don’t mind what Kian does with that tube, and I think it’s normal for men! I heard nobles in the Royal Capital are even worse perverts!”
”Don’t worry, we would never show such dirty things in front of Your Excellency.”
”Me neither!”
”────”
”Ah… It seems we’ve taken our conversation in the wrong direction. Let’s clear all these pesky things off the bed. After that, we can have an academic chat while we wait for the poison to metabolize.”
”Yes… Hm?”
As he walked to the bedside to gather up the s*x toy’s cloth, he suddenly noticed a neatly folded paper hidden under the pillow.
The paper faintly smelled of citrus ── it was the scent of Priscilla’s perfume.
When he unfolded the paper, he saw that the top was titled ‘Instructions for Dream Hideaway Handling’ in Priscilla’s handwriting.
Below it were rows of tiny, dense writing.
”Other than the odd things placed here, it’s a room with nice hobbies~.”
Maribel seemed reluctant to see any more vulgar items and had returned to the kitchen, where she was now examining coffee beans and tea bottles with great interest.
The room began to fill with a delightful aroma as she opened a jar of coffee beans.
”There are snacks and appetizers lined up on the shelves. They look delicious, but I dare not eat them…”
”……”
Kian quickly scanned through Priscilla’s letter while listening to Maribel’s soliloquy.
“`
Hey, Lord Kian.
Surprised?
That place was made as a spiritual hideaway for you and Her Excellency Maribel.
It’s a secret space you can visit at will during sleep.
I’ll skip the details, but the hideaway exists in another dimension where whatever you do won’t be known by people in the real world.
Only those who can walk through the underworld, like me, and Lord Kian and Princess Maribel, who have incorporated the ‘Thorn Demon’ factor as a key, can cross into that world.
No matter how far away from the real world, one could fly and exchange information as they pleased.
Lord Kian had refused to go to Ramsey during the day as Her Excellency’s eyes and ears, but now you’ve gained such incredible skills as a spy that no one else can keep up (laughs).
Princess Maribel also understood that it was better to ask Lord Kian to investigate Ramsey instead of sending a subtle agent.
“`
”Oh? What could this translucent, peach-colored orb be? It’s so beautiful, like a gem~ It’s not a candy ball, is it?”
”Your Excellency”
”Yes, what is it?”
”A letter from Ms. Priscilla.”
When Kian showed the letter, Maribel’s face changed color and she rushed over.
Kian let her see the letter while his eyes continued scanning the contents.
“`
For the information exchange, some drinks and food would be needed, so he had some prepared.
For water, there was a tap next to the stove, and twist it to get as much as needed.
There was a large pile of firewood at the back of the house.
Also, we had some modest play toys sent over.
No matter how much s*x you had, it wouldn’t break the hymen or result in pregnancy.
The screams wouldn’t carry, so even some intense play was possible.
Princess Maribel seems to have a fever, and Lord Kian is such a brute when it comes to girls, so it might be good to let out all the stress and sexual drive (laughs).
The theme of the other world was ‘a little vacation, a secret hideaway.’
It was the perfect place for a Master Knight and a princess to have a secret tryst.
Below is a list of how to use various equipment and s*x toys.
There are some dangerous toys like the ‘intestinal cleanser’ for special play and the popular ‘female pseudo-phallus’ among the nobles of the Royal Capital, so make sure to read this warning before touching them.
Be careful, as mishandling could lead to some unpleasant changes when your spiritual body returns to your original form.
“`
”That ‘intestinal cleanser’… seems like Ms. Priscilla has been causing quite a stir with it.”
”It’s a joke, but it seems we’ve caught the culprit. When we wake up, she’ll have to take responsibility. She must understand what a big mistake it was to fool me and Kian, and she should be punished accordingly.”
Maribel said this while tightly gripping a pink, semi-transparent sphere in her right hand.
”We could take the letter as evidence, but I suppose that’s impossible. I’m afraid we’d just be wasting our time if we interrogate Ms. Priscilla.”
”Let’s negotiate. She wouldn’t want Renaud to learn of her misdeeds either.”
The blonde girl suddenly clammed up and her eyes fell upon the beautiful, gem-like pink object in her hand.
”Your Excellency?”
”No… it’s just, it feels like my magic power is being sucked into this gem.”
”But it’s probably just my imagination~” she tried to brush it off, but before she could, the pink sphere in her hand melted away and spread like the ‘intestinal cleanser’ over Maribel’s white arm.
Reacting quickly, Kian reached out, but the ‘intestinal cleanser’ was faster, winding around Maribel’s thighs with terrifying agility and slipping under her white skirt.
”Eh…? Hyaaaaaaa!?”
”Your Excellency!”
She hurriedly bent down, reaching her hand under the skirt’s hem to her long, slender white legs.
But before Kian could pull out the ‘intestinal cleanser’, the young girl let out a short scream, “Pih!?” and jumped back about 3 meters.
Then, with a bright red face, she covered her groin with both hands.
”Wha… what!?”
Her words trailed off.
Maribel quickly turned her back, but not before Kian saw the bulge in her skirt.
”Th, this… what is this!? What on earth… ah!”
The girl’s shoulders trembled as she checked inside her skirt.
She turned her head towards Kian, tears in her eyes, and made a soft, choking sound.
”I, I… my, my… in!”
”……”
Kian stiffened.
Maribel, her face bright red with humiliation and shame, whispered weakly as if all her strength had left her.
”Something strange is… growing…”
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