Volume 13 Chapter 232 Sumeragi Kukuri, Late-Night Lewd Tales for Sleepless Sluts
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
Usually, the Shirogane Kingdom is a noisy place. But on the nights the kingdom’s radio show airs, things are a little… different.
”Alright, everyone, good night. Come on, Fran. Bedtime for you, young lady.”
”F-fine. Good night, everyone… mmmph.”
Jou Maron-san, radiating a *dangerous* kind of sex appeal after her bath, leads a sleepy Fran-chan back to their room, rubbing her eyes.
I don’t get it. When Lapis-chan or I get out of the bath, we don’t look like *that*. But Maron-san, and Agewa-oneechan… they just ooze this… *lewd* aura.
I wonder if I’ll get that kind of… allure when I’m older?
”I should head back to my room, too.”
”Good night, everyone.”
Kaede-san heads out of the common room first, and Kotono-san, who always cleans up after her, follows.
Hmm… Didn’t Kaede-san get told not to clean because she just makes a bigger mess…?
Considering that 4 out of the 5 of the “Nightmare Generation” can’t clean up after themselves, I can almost *feel* Maron-san’s pain.
”W-well, I should…”
Tsukimachi Ayana-san slips away, trying to blend in with everyone else as she heads back to her room.
Tsukimachi Ayana-san… she’s a terrible liar.
Even if she’s hiding a lewd book, it’s probably in the most obvious place, like under her bed.
And I bet the book isn’t even about Aqua-sama in a swimsuit.
It’s probably something like, uh… peek-a-boo with her belly button or armpits in a gym uniform.
”Hmm… I guess I’ll head to my room, too. Yukari, Aqua-kun, don’t stay up too late, alright?”
”Okay!”
”Yes, ma’am!”
President Atori closes her laptop, grabs her coffee cup, and heads back to her own room.
I was keeping an eye on Kohina Yukari-san and Aqua-san, but President Atori shouldn’t be staying up late either.
Just saying they’re going to their room doesn’t mean they’re actually going to sleep; they took coffee with them, so you know they’re planning to work in their room.
Those who are really paying attention, like me, definitely notice these things.
I turn my gaze toward the living room’s giant TV.
And there they are, 4 people totally engrossed in a racing game.
”Hey! Who left Kaede’s banana right here?!”
”Hehehe… it’s all going according to plan.”
Thanks to Kato Iria-san stepping on the banana placed by Morikawa Kaede-san, the green Great Kaiju Yukari-gon controlled by Kohina Yukari-san is waving its tongue while spinning on its cart.
Isn’t it wild how Kato Iria-san, the smart power type, is just a high school dropout while Morikawa Kaede-san, the not-so-bright power type, was a special student at the top university in the country?
What is it about this “nightmare generation” that attracts such bizarre people?
Plus, Aqua-sama, could you focus on the game instead of ogling Kato Iria-san’s cute pajamas, which have puffy sleeves that show off her ample cleavage?
”What!? Why am I the one getting knocked around from behind?!”
”Sorry, Yukari! The characters with bigger breasts hit harder in this game!”
Seriously, the games Emily-oneechan makes are packed with the most ridiculous features!
I stomp my foot down hard on the ground in my mind.
Well, whatever.
It doesn’t bother me, not at all.
And Aqua-sama, you really don’t have to stare so much just because Himachi Sumire-san’s chest is bigger than Inko-san’s.
It’s just a bunch of meat, you know?
”Hey!? Kohina-senpai, don’t drive backward and mess things up!!”
”Oh, quit whining! It’s not my fault this course is set up to go the wrong way!!”
Only Kohina Yukari-san would say something so outrageous…
But, it’s probably a deserved punishment for Aqua-sama.
See?
Now that you’ve learned your lesson, stop staring at boobs and pay attention to the game!
If this was streamed, the comment section would be nothing but “boobs” comments.
Seriously, why aren’t these people streaming their games?!
Millions would watch if they just streamed this.
”Yay! I won!!”
”Gnnngh…!”
Himachi Sumire-san (Inko), the winner, throws her hands up in a triumphant pose.
”Sorry everyone, but this is the real deal! The true power of a woman who makes a living off games!”
Himachi Sumire-san, riding high on her victory, starts taunting everyone.
Is this really okay…?
Just ten minutes ago, she was bawling her eyes out after losing a baseball game 33-4…
I think that’s why Inko-san gets so many troll comments in her streams.
”One more round!!”
”Nope, nope. The fun’s in a single match, that’s what makes it exciting.”
And who was it that begged for a rematch after a 33-4 loss, doing the dogeza and crying?
Inko-san, that’s who…
Yeah…
Aqua-sama, Kato Iria-san, and Kohina Yukari-san didn’t call her out on it… I guess they’re all just really nice.
”Well, I’m gonna take my win and run. Time for bed! Thanks for the good times, everyone! I’m gonna have some sweet dreams tonight, thanks to you all!”
”I have to get up early tomorrow, so I’m off to bed too. Aqua-sama, would you like to join me?”
Iria-san subtly opens her frilly top, trying to catch Aqua-sama’s attention.
Aqua-sama, that’s just a lump of fat, a pile of excess!
Don’t fall for it!!
”Eh? Really?!”
”Really?! Don’t ‘really’ me! You’re playing games with me! Now, hurry up and grab a controller!!”
Kohina Yukari-san, that’s a great play.
At this rate, I’m guessing in about 2 hours, after being stuck with me, President Atori’s going to storm in here for a coffee refill and chew me out before bedtime.
Yeah, when it comes to me, I can see that scene vividly even without looking.
Well, after those 2 hours, if President Atori’s still up, I hope she goes back to sleep──right after she inevitably scolds me in the bathroom, just like Kotono-san does.
That’s the drill, as I see it.
”Good night, everyone.”
I deliberately pass behind Aqua-sama.
I’ve started using the same body soap as Kanon-san, and I wonder if Aqua-sama noticed.
Emily-oneechan said that Aqua-sama likes a scent that’s sweet and fluffy, like a girl──something warm and floral, soft and comforting, or maybe a slightly mature scent that’s like a hug.
She’s into that classic soap smell, you know?
I used to use the same normal bubble soap as Lapis-chan before high school, but now that I’m a high schooler, I should try to grow up a bit…
I hope she notices, as I let my pajamas flutter a little.
”Hm? Kukuri-chan, did you change your body soap?”
”Y-Yes. I’m using the same one Kanon-san recommended.”
Yes!
Aqua-sama noticed.
I fidget with my fingers behind my back, puffing out my chest just a little to show off a hint of, well, girliness.
I may not be as big as Emily-oneechan or Agewa-oneechan, but I still have a proper girl’s body, and I want to make sure she sees that.
”Why do you notice the difference in girls’ body soap, anyway?”
”Kohina-senpai, didn’t you know? The Heaven’s Sword can use Kunka Kunker’s ability!! There’s no way I’d miss the same scent as Kanon, right?”
”Ew, you’re seriously gross, you know that? So, last time, you weren’t just sniffing Kanon-san’s scent after her bath, were you?”
”Gah! I’ll, uh, be more careful next time…”
Ehh!?
Does that gross her out?
Kanon-san didn’t seem to be disgusted so much as just shy and trying to get away.
But maybe she doesn’t like being sniffed by men other than Aqua-sama.
I mean, I’d feel so repulsed if a guy got close to my face that I’d naturally look down on him.
”I was really happy that Aqua-senpai noticed me. So, you can sniff me anytime instead of Kanon-san, okay?”
I lean forward, deliberately not wearing a bra under the loose part of my shirt, showing off my bare breasts to Aqua-sama.
Mmm, I checked in the mirror so many times, from this angle, Aqua-sama should be able to see my nipples…
Ugh, it’s embarrassing, but I’ll endure, endure.
”Ah, thanks. Kukuri-chan…”
Ah, he’s looking…
What do I do?
If Aqua-sama notices me, my nipples are going to get all stiff.
”Hey, stop staring at Kukuri-chan’s nipples and focus on the screen! And you were totally ogling Inko and Iria’s boobs earlier too!! There are boobs here, you know!!”
”Guh, how did I get caught sneaking a peek!?”
Everyone’s noticed your sneaky glances, Aqua-sama.
Kohina Yukari-san grabs the collar of her fluffy T-shirt, the one that says “[Loser if you work]”, and flaps it around.
That’s nice.
That T-shirt, it’s definitely one of Aqua-sama’s old ones, right?
Only someone like Kohina Yukari-san could wear it as pajamas.
A regular girl would have it sealed tight and framed on her wall.
Still, I wonder what she’s wearing under that T-shirt.
Aqua-sama’s shirts are long, but since Kohina Yukari-san is shorter, it looks like she’s not even wearing shorts underneath.
Aqua-sama couldn’t help but keep staring at Kohina Yukari-san’s bare legs.
”Gah! I lost to Aqua ’cause I was distracted!”
”Oof.”
Kohina Yukari-san gently puffs the little 2-headed Aqua-sama plush designed by Nene-cho-san against her stomach, then she flops back onto her back.
Ah… just a little more…
Wait, with her skirt hiked up this high and not seeing anything else, she really isn’t wearing anything under those panties, is she…?
No, no──this is not the time for that kind of thinking.
The radio’s about to start soon.
I need to get back to my room.
”W-well then, I’ll be heading off first. Good night.”
”Good night, Kukuri-chan.”
”Night~ Come on, Aqua, one more round!”
”Kohina-senpai, are you seriously still playing?!”
”Of course! I’m only quitting when I win!!”
With that, the two dived back into the game again.
Leaving them behind, I headed back to my room and immediately turned on the radio.
’Greetings, everyone. I’m Onanii Hagetoru, the beloved character adored by all, who loves his… self-love sessions more than 3 meals a day.’
’And I’m Shumi, the maiden who keeps this wild Hagetoru in check, winning every day, forever and always.’
These 2 always nail their opening every time.
When Emily-oneechan and I talk, it never goes this smoothly.
Maybe it’s because I’m holding back, pretending to be all proper…
Honestly, Emily-oneechan should tone down the act even more on the official streams.
The other day?
I was sweating bullets.
Anyway, I’ll listen closely to Kanon-san’s talk and try to get better at hosting.
’So, here we go again. The second weird late-night talk show for sleepless nymphos… How did this even happen?’
’It started as a knockoff of a late-night soothing music show for sleepless ladies, just a spur-of-the-moment thing to keep Shumi company after she napped too much. But now, so many fans begged for an encore, it moved me to tears of love right here between my legs!’
Em, sorry for telling you to be more careful earlier, Emily-oneechan.
Even though you were already holding back a lot, they figured it out just seconds into the show!
’Hey! I’m sitting on the same chair, so don’t get it all gross with your weird sauce, Hagetoru!’
’Hehe! It’s not so bad. We’re close, right? Bound by love juice and all?’
’Don’t make up weird memories! We never did that!!’
Emily-oneechan, you better watch it or Kanon-san’s gonna give you the cold shoulder.
Or worse, she’s probably already giving you the death glare.
’Put that aside, what were we doing last time? Wait, how did we even end it last time?’
’Last time, Hagetoru went wild and you tried to review those kinky panties in the corner of the closet, but you rushed in and stopped it. Did you… did you already forget!?”
Oh, right.
I was so surprised that Kotono-san had those panties with almost no fabric on the important parts.
I guess even someone who seems super serious can be a proper girl after all.
’Then, should we talk about Shumi’s panties today? No one’s interested in those tin-skin panties, right?’
’Hey! Why does it always come to this! There’s gotta be something else to talk about!’
’Like what?’
’Um… there are some fan letters, actually. Just wait a sec, okay?’
It wasn’t just me who sent in fan letters, you know.
I mean, that’s what you’d normally think, right?
You said there were a lot of encore voices earlier, after all.
’Shumi, check this out. A question from a cunnilingus master: Guhehe, Shumi-san is now, what colored pants do you wear?’
’Hey! No matter how you look at it, Hagetoru is just sending emails under Nee-san’s name!! And you can’t send emails that you create your own personalized emails!!’
Speaking of which, it seems that the other day, Emily-oneechan had a serious look on her face and sent multiple emails on her computer… Maybe it was for this?
Kanon-san, be careful, okay?
I’m positive some of those letters are absolutely Emily-oneechan’s traps.
’Gah! By the way, today I’m rocking a white lace dress, just like Shumi! Oh, and Nee-san was wearing that slutty purple number!!’
’Why do I have to get dragged into Hagetoru’s suicide mission, and why does Nee-san have to come along, armed with the nail bat Announcer Onidzuka forgot?! I’m not covering for you this time, got it!!’
Kanon-san, last time, you did sort of cover for Emily-oneechan.
Thanks for that.
’So, what about these letters here?’
’They’re not… too weird, right? Um, yeah, this one seems okay. It’s from a devout follower of the cult of the evil god, been pulling all-nighters and getting dark circles under my eyes. What should I do? Yeah, that’s it.’
That person, I bet me and Emily-oneechan know them pretty well.
Their face popped into my head right away, but I’ll pretend I didn’t notice.
’Um… Devoted follower of the evil god, you should stop doing weird stuff and just go to bed. On nights when you really can’t sleep, try listening to Morikawa Kaede’s recitation series. The Heart Sutra is especially recommended; it’ll knock you out in seconds. That’s all I’ve got for you!!’
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