Volume 13 Chapter 233-2 Bulletin Board, The Bond Between Shumi and Hagetoru
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
215 Anonymous
>>211
Oi, stop it, you guys! lol
218 Anonymous
>>211
Seriously though, it sounds like it could actually happen, lol.
222 Anonymous
>>211
A hundred years after the death of Aqua-sama….
Little girl: “Grandma, that man is so cool!”
My granddaughter: “That man? Why, he single-handedly got so many women pregnant that he restored the world’s gender balance! See? You should pray that you can have a healthy baby in the future too!”
225 Anonymous
>>222
Seriously, cut it out, you guys! lol!
227 Anonymous
>>222
I’m a follower of the Holy Aqua Religion.
I suddenly feel the urge to donate.
231 Anonymous
Honestly, I’d forgive them even if they erected a gaudy, gold-plated statue of Aqua-sama, the Prime Minister, and President Atori.
234 Anonymous
>>231
Fine, we’ll make a wooden statue next to it, modeled after the Verification Team and the legendary 616-san.
239 Anonymous
>>234
At least make it a bronze statue, you guys, lol!
242 Anonymous
Okay, we’ve gotten way off track, but speaking of which, what happened to that chair that Kukuri-chan-sama accidentally sat on?
I’m so curious about what happened to the kid who sat on that chair afterwards….
245 Anonymous
>>242
Apparently, that kid is using the chair normally.
They weren’t bullied or robbed, and everyone was happy for them.
249 Anonymous
>>245
Otomezaki’s security is way too good….
253 Anonymous
>>249
If it’s Kukuri-chan-sama’s class, it’s Class 1A, and Aqua-sama’s Class 2A too, but maybe the A classes are just full of kids like that.
256 Anonymous
>>253
I see…
I get it now.
260 Anonymous
Speaking of which, what happened to the story where Aqua-sama mistakenly doted on Victoria-sama, mistaking her for Kanon-sama?
Compared to Kanon-sama, Victoria-sama definitely has a harsher expression.
Maybe she actually kicked Aqua-sama or something?
264 Anonymous
>>260
Haa-chan mentioned it, but apparently, she just froze up.
The first Onee-sama isn’t great with improvisation, so I guess when it happened suddenly, it overwhelmed her.
The first Onee-sama struggles with being cute, unlike the second Onee-sama.
So if papa gets all sweet on her, she’s probably a goner.
That’s what she said!!
268 Anonymous
>>264
Haa-chan, you’re spilling too much tea, aren’t you? LOL
271 Anonymous
>>264
Haa-chan might be the youngest, but she’s the most mature of the 3 sisters, you know?
Watching her calmly observe her 2 older sisters is kinda hilarious. LOL
276 Anonymous
So, what about Kohina Yukari and Aqua-sama’s horror game stream?
I’ve been waiting forever for that…
280 Anonymous
>>276
It got leaked on the radio, and Aqua-sama ended up getting scolded by Kohina Yukari on social media.
283 Anonymous
>>280
That’s hilarious! LOL
286 Anonymous
Aqua-sama’s horror game stream is completely unscary, but Kohina Yukari’s is always on point!
291 Anonymous
>>286
Not quite!
Aqua-sama’s horror game stream is actually terrifying because Aqua-sama isn’t scared at all while playing──it’s the opposite of scary!
295 Anonymous
>>291
Aqua-kun is literally being treated like a horror character──how funny! LOL
299 Anonymous
>>295
Kohina Yukari: “Ahhh! A ghost!!”
Aqua-sama: “Ouch! It’s me, Kohina-senpai! It’s me, it’s me!”
Kohina Yukari: “Ahhh! The evil spirit is talking!!”
Aqua-sama: “Wait!? I’m telling you, it’s me!”
Kohina Yukari: “Don’t come near me pretending to be Aqua, you evil spirit!”
Aqua-sama: “No, that’s why… I can’t, it’s not okay for the story to end like this…”
After all, in past horror game streams, he got attacked by Kohina Yukari after she mistook him for a malicious spirit, so it can’t be helped.
302 Anonymous
>>299
It’s not nice to make fun of Aqua-sama for wearing full-body tights as her character’s skin, huh?
I was watching from Kohina Yukari’s perspective, so I could see her attacking too, heh.
306 Anonymous
>>299
Just reading those words makes me crack a smile.
That’s totally cheating, lol
310 Anonymous
>>299
If these two show up, even the comedians won’t be able to get a word in, you know?
314 Anonymous
>>310
If Morikawa or Emily-sama popped in here, nobody would be able to say anything at all.
Better not even try to join the conversation.
318 Anonymous
>>314
It’s amazing how Morikawa can steal the show even as a guest in Kohina Yukari’s room.
321 Anonymous
>>318
It’s not Kohina Yukari’s room, it’s Morikawa Kaede’s room.
324 Anonymous
>>314
It was a hot topic during the ‘Trivia King’ segment, but Emily-sama’s conversational skills are surprisingly high, huh?
Kanon-sama is also great at talking, but a show with these two would probably be a blast.
328 Anonymous
Speaking of which, you guys, are you really acting with your v**ina’s consciousness like Emily-sama said?
I’ve been v**ina training every night and even added mornings, honing my womanhood.
331 Anonymous
That’s impressive.
Just calling ma***rbation ‘v**ina training’ makes it sound super noble, doesn’t it?
334 Anonymous
I’m actually just ma***rbating every morning and every night LOL
339 Anonymous
>>331>>334
It’s irrelevant, but I wonder if a boy will get p**is training?
342 Anonymous
>>339
I want to go out with a boy’s p**is training!!
345 Anonymous
>>339
I’ll become a boy’s d*ck trainer!!
349 Anonymous
>>345
Stop it!
Kids mimic everything so easily──what if more children start writing ‘groomer’ as their future dream job?!
353 Anonymous
Speaking of kids, Kanon-sama’s due date must be soon now.
Have they already taken time off school?
356 Anonymous
>>353
Yeah, that’s right.
This morning, right around 4 a.m., the news broke that Aqua-sama officially made the father list.
360 Anonymous
>>356
The father list?
What’s that──some kind of official record?
365 Anonymous
>>360
It’s a system that officially grants maternity and paternity leave──from up to a week before the due date to 24 hours after the birth.
Even though it’s Kanon-sama having the baby, the point is that nobody can predict what’ll happen during delivery.
Using this system makes it way easier for the husband──Aqua-sama’s partner──to explain or give consent if anything goes wrong with the wife or baby.
Aqua-sama’s a celebrity, contracted for all her work, so without this system, she wouldn’t be able to skip live broadcasts or shows.
That’s why Aqua-sama is absent from today’s ‘Berry-Berry’ broadcast.
369 Anonymous
>>365
I doubt Fuji Ranko-san would demand a penalty fee, but maybe it’s just for appearances──and for everyone who’ll use this system in the future.
Weren’t these rules set up with the government right when Kanon-sama’s pregnancy was announced?
We adults are working behind the scenes for the kids’ sake──somewhere they can’t see.
We’ve gotta remind the younger generation that we’re trying our best for them.
372 Anonymous
Even though I’m not the one having the baby, I can’t help feeling worried now…
At first, I was excited thinking about Aqua-sama and Kanon-sama’s baby coming into the world.
But now it’s real──there are risks, after all.
I just want everything to go smoothly──both for Kanon-sama’s safety and for a healthy, happy birth.
376 Anonymous
>>372
Hey, stop it!
Let’s save the nervous stuff for later──and talk about something fun instead!
380 Anonymous
By the way, isn’t the Verification Team not here today…?
Hakuryuu-sensei isn’t here either.
Making the father’s list early in the morning… Could it be that Kanon-sama’s condition isn’t all that good?
384 Anonymous
>>380
Cut it out, cut it out, cut it out!
388 Anonymous
It’s possible for labor pains to start before the due date, you know.
Or maybe her water broke…
392 Anonymous
>>388
Wait, wait just a sec──Is everything okay!?
395 Anonymous
>>392
Relax, everything’s fine.
Even if her water breaks, we’ve got the best medical staff from Japan and the Stars on standby, so no worries.
Just in case, we’re also ready to call on the top medical team at the embassy nearby.
399 Anonymous
Instead of all that, why don’t you guys switch to a brighter topic, like how Emily-sama gave Kukuri-chan and Kanon-sama some underwear as a gift!?
404 Anonymous
>>399
Seconded!
406 Anonymous
>>399
The underwear Emily-sama gave Kukuri-chan was super kinky, though.
It was missing fabric at the nip**le and vaginal areas, with just a sheer, laced design around it.
If anyone but Emily-sama had given Kukuri-chan a present like that, they might have been charged with lese majeste and lost their head.
410 Anonymous
>>406
The ones she gave Kanon-sama, though, were just normal baby dolls, but they were cute.
I guess she chose them so Kanon-sama could cover her belly area after giving birth.
415 Anonymous
Sorry to rain on the underwear parade, but…
>>324
There might not be a talk show with Kanon-sama and Emily-sama, but there is a radio broadcast with Shumi and Hagetoru.
418 Anonymous
>>415
Huh!?
421 Anonymous
>>415
A radio broadcast with Shumi and Hagetoru!?
I haven’t heard anything about that!!
426 Anonymous
>>415
You, lying is a big no-no, got it?
432 Anonymous
>>426
It’s not a lie, it’s really happening.
But only those working in the Shirogane Kingdom can hear it.
437 Anonymous
>>432
No way, no way, no way… wait, what?!
Are you serious right now?
440 Anonymous
>>437
Everyone was having such a good time talking about the nighttime melodies, I couldn’t bring it up, but there’s this radio show called ‘Nighttime Dirty Talk for Sleepless Sl*ts’──totally sounds like a bootleg!
444 Anonymous
>>440
I’m so jealous!
446 Anonymous
>>440
Is there any way for us to hear it?
450 Anonymous
>>446
I missed the first episode, but I’ve got the second one recorded, so I’ll stream it on the site now.
By the way, I got Shumi’s permission first, so it’s all good.
457 Anonymous
>>450
It’s here!
459 Anonymous
>>450
Yes!
462 Anonymous
>>450
This is a blessing as night falls!!
465 Anonymous
>>450
You guys better not be slacking off!!
468 Anonymous
It’s a festival!
Hurry!
473 Anonymous
Here it is.
https://xxxxx.xxx/xxxxx/xxxxx
476 Anonymous
>>473
Whoaaaaaaaa!
479 Anonymous
>>473
It’s hereeeeeee!
482 Anonymous
>>473
Thank youuuuuuu!
485 Anonymous
Whoaaaa, it’s really Shumi and Hagetoru!!!
488 Anonymous
Hagetoru’s voice was exactly the sultry big sister vibe I imagined.
I’m honestly shaking with excitement that Hagetoru is a real person!
493 Anonymous
>>488
Right?!
496 Anonymous
Wow, Hagetoru’s voice is even better than I expected.
It’s got a bit of a similar vibe to Emily-sama’s.
499 Anonymous
>>496
Now that you mention it, the styles are quite similar.
But still, Hagetoru carries a naughtier charm──it really feels just like her!
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
Thanks for reading.
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