Volume 13 Chapter 264 Bulletin Board, There Is Always One Loser
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[Current Students] Private Otomezaki Academy Cultural Festival Day 1 Summary Thread [OG]
1 Student Council *072kingSUP
Thread started. Go ahead.
3 Anonymous
>>1 Thanks!
6 Anonymous
>>1 Thanks!
9 Anonymous
>>1
Wait, wasn’t the former president Natsuki? Or am I losing it and it’s Natalia?
12 Anonymous
>>9
This is the shared student council account.
It’s still named after ex-president Natsuki since she made it.
But I think President Natalia is the one who actually kicked off this thread.
15 Anonymous
The Student Council and Disciplinary Committee have been busy nonstop since day one.
This is my last Cultural Festival here. Thanks for all the memories over these three years.
18 Anonymous
>>15
Even some OGs showed up today to help.
Former Disciplinary Committee head Ruuna-senpai came back to lend a hand.
21 Anonymous
>>18
It’s a special safety measure for Aqua-kun and company.
It was in the student council newsletter on the bulletin board.
Plus, I spotted ex-president Natsuki volunteering.
24 Anonymous
>>21
Natsuki-san was actually there?
27 Student Council *072kingSUP
>>24
Yep, but I’m the one who started this thread.
30 Anonymous
>>27
No way. LOL.
33 Anonymous
>>27
So it was you. Classic.
36 Anonymous
>>27
I get the 072 for Onatsu, but every time I see “072,” I can’t help but think of that one person!
39 Anonymous
>>36
Same. It’s burned into my brain.
42 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>36
Guhehe… Someone call me?
>>27
Hey, Onasapo-san!
45 Anonymous
>>42
Why are you here? lol
47 Anonymous
>>42
Admin, there’s a stranger on the school’s bulletin board!!
49 Anonymous
>>42
Stop calling them Onasapo! lol
52 Verification Team *010meTA473
Sorry everyone. Someone posted on my phone without permission.
55 Anonymous
>>52
Understood.
57 Anonymous
>>52
You all really get along, huh?
60 Anonymous
Speaking of which, was Hagetoru sneaking into Shirogane Kingdom?
Maybe working as a maid for Tashinami?
62 Anonymous
>>60
Probably, right?
65 Anonymous
>>60
That person is close enough now to have a shot with Aqua-sama.
68 Anonymous
>>65
Hang in there, Hagetoru! There’s still hope!
72 Student Council *072kingSUP
>>47
This Cultural Festival thread is public, so outsiders can post.
75 Anonymous
>>72
Testing.
78 Anonymous
>>72
Whoa! It’s true—I can post normally!!
81 Anonymous
>>72
Came from the message board.
I heard outsiders could view this thread but didn’t expect they could post too!
Thanks to admins and Saba-chan?
84 Student Council *072kingSUP
>>81
Partly. Natalia told me they wanted prospective students to ask questions easily during public events, especially with Otomezaki’s rising applicants.
87 Anonymous
>>84
Natalia-san is doing a lot behind the scenes.
90 Anonymous
>>84
When Natsuki-san stepped down after being president since year one, I wondered what’d happen.
But Natalia-san’s doing well. Her term ends soon. Who’ll take over?
93 Anonymous
>>90
Isn’t it Vice President ChihiroClaire-san?
If all goes as planned, yeah.
95 Anonymous
>>90
Rumor says Aqua-kun might run for president!!
98 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>95
I’m rooting for Shirogane Kanon-san!!
102 Anonymous
>>98
Isn’t that impossible? She has a kid. Same with Aqua-sama.
105 Anonymous
>>102
What about the honorary president system, where Vice President Claire-san basically runs things?
108 Anonymous
>>105
Then why not just make Claire-san president already?
111 Anonymous
>>105
Claire-san looks exhausted sometimes. Supporting Aqua-sama might push her over the edge.
115 Verification Team *07218KADO6
I want to protect Chihiro Claire-san from burnout at full speed.
118 Anonymous
Aqua-kun as president sounds cool, but Claire-san should get the job.
If I were a first-year, I’d vote Aqua-kun, but during exams? He’d probably make a mess, lol.
121 Anonymous
>>118
True. First-years would back Aqua-kun; second-years would pick Claire-san.
124 Anonymous
Honestly, if Aqua-kun as president threw a wild Sake and Meat Orgy Saoshi Stars festival, I’d happily repeat a year.
I’m ready for the chaos!!
124 Anonymous
Honestly, if Aqua-kun is president and opens the Sake and Meat Orgy Saoshi Stars festival, he can be a ronin.
I’m determined!!
127 Anonymous
>>124
Hey, cut that out!
130 Anonymous
>>124
That’s the female instinct kicking in!
134 Anonymous
By the way, what happened to the class that tried to run a brothel for Aqua-sama at the festival?
137 Anonymous
>>134
The student council crushed it.
They said it was a rest spot just for busy Aqua-sama, but Claire-san saw right through it.
140 Anonymous
>>137
Claire-san’s too sharp for them, lol.
143 Anonymous
There were also sketchy massage parlors, right? What happened?
146 Anonymous
>>143
Claire-san caught them trying to expense lotion purchases. They got scolded hard.
150 Anonymous
>>146
Future Otomezaki student council presidents are definitely sharp.
152 Anonymous
>>146
Next president’s basically decided.
155 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>152
Congrats!! 8888888!
159 Anonymous
Honestly, Otomezaki feels more like the Shirogane Festival than a Cultural Festival.
Every stall had Aqua-sama’s name slapped on it.
163 Anonymous
>>159
Yeah, anything not related to Aqua-kun had low turnout, so no surprise.
167 Anonymous
Who had the highest sales this year?
170 Anonymous
>>167
Probably the photography club. Selling photos of Aqua-sama during school life was huge.
There was a massive line today.
173 Anonymous
>>170
Insane, lol.
The cashier kept shouting it’s not just for club funds.
178 Anonymous
>>173
They probably earned a few hundred years’ worth of club funds today alone.
180 Anonymous
>>173
That’s the newspaper club. The older girls in line handled payments perfectly.
Thanks to them paying exact change, everything went smoothly.
184 Anonymous
>>180
Forum veterans are used to instant sales and Beryl merch events.
187 Anonymous
>>184
Unofficial Beryl Fan Club rule: adults minimize hassle for staff; kids get a pass.
190 Anonymous
Glad the newspaper club still had stock when I got there.
But how did they manage it? The budget probably wouldn’t cover all the printing with sales like that.
195 Anonymous
>>190
That’s the newspaper club. Kanon-san is our sponsor.
She told us to print as much as possible and said selling out was unacceptable.
Of course, we’ll cover printing costs from profits.
198 Anonymous
>>195
Seeing Tashinami throw around cash like it’s confetti was epic.
Tashinami-chan, you’re the real MVP!! Big W for you!!
201 Anonymous
>>195
Because of that, I, the last in line, finally snagged a photo.
Thanks, Tashinami!!
203 Anonymous
>>195
No surprise—The level dedication from a woman who’s Shirogane Aqua’s #1 fan is something else!!
207 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>195
Should I admit I secretly stared at Tashinami’s treasured Aqua-sama swimsuit photos in my room?
Guess I’m just out of touch and frustrated, lol!!
210 Anonymous
>>207
As expected from Hagetoru. Top-tier skills.
212 Anonymous
>>207
Give me more juicy details like that plz.
214 Anonymous
>>212
You usually look chill, but being a horny high school girl shows!! Pent-up energy detected!!
216 Anonymous
>>212
Aqua-sama, go save her already!!
218 Anonymous
>>212
Looks like grandkid faces after the third kid aren’t far off!
221 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>212
Wait, what did I miss while I blinked!?
I wasn’t staring that much, honestly!
I was totally checking out Aqua’s oblique muscles!
And Ayana-chan was with me on this!!
224 Anonymous
>>221
Different place, same intense staring!
226 Anonymous
>>221
Youngins, this is straight-up self-destruction!
229 Anonymous
>>226
Not just self-destruction, it’s a full suicide bombing, poor Ayana-chan caught in the blast lol.
231 Anonymous
>>221
Glad Ayana-chan’s got the same sexual desires as us older sisters!
235 Anonymous
Hearing that even gorgeous Kanon-sama and Ayana-chan have s*x drives but hold back really makes me feel better as a fellow masturbation monkey.
237 Anonymous
>>235
I get it. I’m a current student, and after chatting with Aqua-kun, I did it three times the same day at home.
One time was so hardcore I messed up my sheets and cried wondering if I was weird.
240 Anonymous
>>237
Totally normal. Back in school days, even on no-boy-chat days, I’d do it five times.
If I could talk to Aqua-sama, I’d have confidence to keep going all night.
243 Anonymous
>>237
Based on this forum’s average, you’re below normal, so chill.
I’m in my 30s and still keep up.
246 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>237
Mas***bation is a classy pastime for a lady, like having a good neighbor.
Never ignore your own sexual desires.
Master mas***bation, master desire!!
250 Anonymous
>>246
As expected from a Mas***bation board member—every word hits deep.
252 Anonymous
>>246
Not wrong, lol.
Kids who handle sexual urges via mas***bation have fewer sexual crimes.
256 Anonymous
>>252
Makes sense! Single people who hang on mas***bation sites are less likely offenders!!
259 Anonymous
I’m a middle schooler. Just came back from the Cultural Festival! Thanks, Otomezaki!!
When I rested on a bench, I heard Aqua-sama’s voice on the school radio, and it was awesome.
Lots of detailed events, felt like a theme park.
Even after spending all my allowance tickets, still had fun!!
263 Anonymous
>>259
That’s the broadcasting club’s work.
They pre-recorded stuff so people waiting in lines (like photo club) could enjoy.
267 Anonymous
>>263
Really!? That happened at the festival!?
269 Anonymous
>>263
Noooo! Wish I won tickets.
272 Anonymous
>>267>>>>269
The radio’s streamed online too, so listen up.
Same show tomorrow.
Schedule for Day 2:
10:00-10:30 MC: Shirogane Aqua
10:45-11:15 MC: Nekoyama Toa
11:30-12:00 MC: BERYL (3 people)
12:00 News by Shirogane Aqua
12:05-13:00 Performance: Mayuzumi Shintaro, Shirogane Aqua, Wind Ensemble & Chorus Club
13:00-13:30 MC: Shirogane Aqua, Tsukimachi Ayana
13:45-14:15 MC: Shirogane Aqua, Shirogane Kanon
14:30-15:00 MC: Tsukimachi Ayana, Kato Iria
15:15-15:45 MC: Shirogane Kanon, Tsukimachi Ayana
16:00 News update by Shirogane Aqua
276 Anonymous
>>272
Wish someone told me this yesterday…
278 Anonymous
>>272
Guest lineup was super luxurious, lol.
More fancy than national radio?
284 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
>>278
Stop mixing Kanon and Ayana-chan with my nenbutsu broadcast tomorrow plz.
287 Anonymous
>>284
LOL
289 Anonymous
>>284
Had no idea this was still a thing, haha.
293 Anonymous
>>289
Best for zoning out and sleeping in 3 seconds.
296 Anonymous
>>289
Doctors and hospitals recommend it for insomnia!
They rebroadcast at night due to high demand.
299 Anonymous
>>293 >>296
Thanks to Morikawa-san, my long insomnia is gone.
Thank you!!
302 Anonymous
>>299
No way, LOL.
305 Anonymous
>>302
Not a lie. Serious research in Japan on this now.
In a US medical journal, Morikawa Kaede’s name is top in Hoge-lar Wave therapy, credited with saving many mental health patients.
Brace yourselves.
309 Anonymous
>>305
Unexpected drop shot from above, LOL.
311 Anonymous
>>305
Power solves everything.
When I have a daughter, I’ll train her physics and level her up.
314 Anonymous
>>305
Isn’t that the Ig something award?
317 Anonymous
>>314
Yep, nominated for that too. Also, Professor Hagetoru’s paper on the 3-store masturbation method was a candidate.
321 Anonymous
>>317
LOL
323 Anonymous
>>317
What’s that guy even doing, haha?
330 Anonymous
Soon I’ll have to say Morikawa-san, Morikawa-sensei, or Professor Morikawa.
Who expected this timeline, lol?
333 Anonymous
Aqua-sama got nominated for the Peace Prize.
Even though she wrecked a great power…
335 Anonymous
>>333
Local Stars citizen interview:
“Well, I don’t care what happens anymore.”
338 Anonymous
>>335
That’s not okay, LOL.
340 Anonymous
>>335
Words from a people soaked in udon broth carry weight!
344 Anonymous
>>335
Maybe they’re prepared for anything. Deep.
347 Anonymous
Phew… health’s back.
Saw original Aqua-sama art at the art club. Got dizzy, had to lie down.
350 Anonymous
>>347
Going to see it tomorrow. That scares me.
353 Anonymous
>>350
You can still make it!
356 Anonymous
>>347
The corrections next to it show her hard work.
359 Anonymous
>>356
Mayuzumi-kun’s annotations, Shirogane Aqua’s top translator, were great too.
362 Anonymous
>>359
Behind-the-scenes struggle shows. Everyone should check it out.
366 Anonymous
I sat front row, watching 2A’s show. Ayana-chan was straight-up fire!
That rider suit? Damn, looked so cool I was lost for words.
369 Anonymous
I totally got it!
Maybe a wig, but that short hair was super cute and made ’em go “aww.”
372 Anonymous
>>366 >>369
Saw it online, and seriously, Ayana-chan slayed.
I even made a weird noise without thinking.
And that see-through part? No pants? Maybe she went full ninja—no underwear!
375 Anonymous
>>372
Probably just a tiny string, but if it’s that tight, maybe she just said “nah” to panties.
378 Anonymous
After the show, bumped into Ayana-chan on the way home. She smelled sooo good.
Also, Kanon-sama smells amazing too. Why do cute girls always smell like angels?
381 Anonymous
>>378
They think it’s ’cause those girls care about their scent.
Not like Hagetoru, who just wipes with park water, lol.
Passed Emily-sama today. The scent? Next level. Good girls got good smell vibes.
384 Anonymous
When Kanon-sama showed up at the end, people shouted “Tashinami die” like crazy.
386 Anonymous
>>384
Can’t blame them, lol.
389 Anonymous
Honestly, 1A’s show was better.
Had that school festival unity vibe, super relatable.
392 Anonymous
>>389
True, but 2A was still good.
Seeing I meet those Shirogane Aqua, 3 boys, Ayana-chan, and Kanon-sama made it worth it.
395 Anonymous
1A had Kukuri-chan grinding hard.
398 Anonymous
>>395
Their grandma watched the vid and almost passed out.
People with her probably freaked too.
But if grandma’s happy, that’s what matters.
401 Anonymous
>>398
Exactly!
404 Anonymous
>>398
Glad Kukuri-chan was chilling backstage with classmates.
Thought she’d have a hard time making friends ’cause of her background, but nope.
408 Anonymous
>>404
Kukuri-chan’s just a normal high schooler now.
Hope everyone treats her like a regular kid, no drama.
Still, it’s tough—aristocracy just ended less than a year ago.
411 Anonymous
>>408
Yeah, feels like ages ago, but it’s only been 6 months since Kokucho fam fell.
The family’s leftovers ran abroad, right?
415 Anonymous
>>411
Yep, US, Arabian Peninsula, Far East—all places you can just buy citizenship.
Smart ones got away before the cops could catch ’em by deleting all proof.
419 Anonymous
>>415
Hope they don’t stir up more trouble.
422 Anonymous
Even if aristocracy is gone, Sumeragi and Fuji still run stuff.
Kuga’s like Sumeragi’s servant. Amaterasu clan holds big government and company spots.
Yukishiro stays the same no matter if they’re nobles or not.
Basically, only Kokucho family got wrecked.
425 Anonymous
>>422
Good Aqua-sama has Kukuri-sama and the Prime Minister backing him, but losing one’s risky.
Young folks feel safe ’cause of Fuji Ranko, Atori, and Tenga-senpai, but older folks don’t trust Fuji or other clan.
Holy Aqua Religion is important—no ties to power.
Agewa-san leaving Saint’s Party was smart. Kokucho coming back to fix aristocracy balance was perfect.
429 Anonymous
>>425
Saint’s sharp, sees through everything.
Hagetoru gets baited so easy—she needs to drink Saint’s claw juice or something.
432 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>429
One time I was starving and sucked on Tashinami’s nails. Got yelled at, lol.
Also, middle schooler Tashinami made me the best hamburgers ever!!
435 Anonymous
>>432
How are you still alive after disrespecting like that? LMAO.
438 Anonymous
>>432
Sucking claws of a middle schooler is probably illegal or some curse, lol.
441 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari’s account got frozen, what happened?
444 Anonymous
>>441
She went after every normal person reporting on the show like, “You voted 1A, huh?”
447 Anonymous
>>444
No wonder she got frozen. A classic move, lol.
450 Anonymous
Yo, finish voting for the show by tomorrow’s Cultural Festival deadline!
There’s a random gift for voters, so don’t sleep on it!!
453 Anonymous
>>450
For real!?
456 Anonymous
>>450
Yup. It’s small text, but it’s there!!
459 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi
Vote rules:
* Vote for either class by deadline
* Voting doesn’t affect prizes
* Winners announced when prizes ship
* Prizes include signed clothes worn by Shirogane Aqua and others: Inori Hisui, Victoria, Goshenight, Oto Rurika, Kato Iria, Kohina Yukari, Shirogane Kanon, Sumeragi Kukuri, Tsukimachi Ayana, Natalia Rosenthal, Nekoyama Toa, Mayuzumi Shintaro, Morikawa Kaede, Yukishiro Emily.
463 Anonymous
>>459
Thanks, Nee-san! Gotta vote fast!!
466 Anonymous
>>459
So I could get a shirt Aqua-sama actually wore?!
469 Anonymous
That ain’t a gift you give at a school festival, lol.
472 Anonymous
Maybe Victoria-sama, Morikawa, and Natalia judged the show?
Wonder if Emily-sama and Kohina Yukari helped with 1A’s show?
475 Anonymous
>>472
Yeah, probably.
478 Anonymous
Designer for 1A here.
Was scared of Kohina Yukari helping, but learned lots.
She said focus on concept and theme, not just fancy runway moves.
I wanted big, flashy outfits but focusing on everyday stuff made the fashion hit home.
Thanks a lot!
481 Anonymous
>>478
The show was awesome!!
484 Anonymous
>>478
Huh, maybe she’s useful after all.
487 Anonymous
>>484
Even if kinda rotten, she’s still Aqua-sama’s master.
Might be tough to get along, but she’s good at guiding.
Lately, she’s softened up.
491 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari helped me with the play.
Stayed late, super dedicated.
Thanks to her, I could help Oto-san and others a bit.
Really grateful during busy 1A time!!
494 Anonymous
>>491
Drama club was amazing!
Short time, but quality top-notch.
498 Anonymous
>>491
Kohina Yukari is surprisingly passionate.
502 Anonymous
>>491
Drama club here too!
Thanks Kohina Yukari-san and Emily-sama.
Emily-sama nailed all the details.
Visuals were hard, though…
505 Anonymous
>>491
1A student here. Emily-sama helped a lot.
Show went well ’cause she kept things together.
At first, her aura was scary, but she’s super nice.
509 Anonymous
>>502 >>505
Emily-sama is a legend.
512 Anonymous
>>505
Yukishiro crew got friendly people. Mikuni-sama and Emily-sama got that beauty aura for real.
516 Anonymous
As expected, pretty peeps like Emily-sama got beauty on the outside and inside. Like, 100% pure waifu energy.
521 Anonymous
That play? Way above normal student level. Aqua-sama might lowkey be a genius scriptwriter, huh?
525 Anonymous
>>521
No doubt. Aqua-sama’s got that wild, unique world vibe going on.
528 Anonymous
>>521
Tsukasa-sensei turned into a hardcore otaku on socials now.
Shimizu Kisuka-sensei also said Hara o Kiru (Commit Seppuku) is her fave story. Weird flex but okay.
532 Anonymous
>>528
I stan Tsukasa-sensei, but yeah, that story is def her jam.
536 Anonymous
What’s the deal with playground stuff and old relics on that space planet?
They left Earth and went far away, right?
540 Anonymous
>>536
Shimizu Kisuka-sensei says after a looooong trip, they came back to a reborn Earth—like thousands of years later.
The story’s about a dad and daughter’s bond, not space distance but time distance. And dying together on Earth is, like, super Japanese feels.
Honestly, best interpretation ever.
543 Anonymous
>>540
Team Tsukasa-sensei here! I think she’s still dreaming happily in cryo-sleep, drifting through space, wrapped in her parents’ love when the power runs out. Very tragic but cute.
546 Anonymous
>>540 >>543
Wait, what if Earth got hit by a meteor, turned into a black hole, and stuff flew through space-time to another planet? OOPArts vibes. Crazy theory!
550 Anonymous
>>546
Why’s the Verification Team dragging Morikawa and Hagetoru into this mess? Stop with the brain explosions!
553 Anonymous
>>550
Not just them! It’s Professor Morikawa and Hagetoru-sensei, so don’t mess up next time!
556 Anonymous
>>553
LOL that’s hilarious, dying here.
559 Anonymous
Sorry, middle-aged Aqua-sama looked so cool I just stopped thinking and stared like a dumb fan.
562 Anonymous
>>559
Welcome to the club, comrade!
564 Anonymous
>>559
Same here, no shame.
567 Anonymous
>>559 >>562 >>564
All of us are brain-dead fans, no worries.
571 Anonymous
Even though he’s a pro writer, Hakuryuu-sensei ain’t following the story at all! Total lost noob.
575 Anonymous
>>571
Aiko-chan, lol.
578 Anonymous
>>571
Why’d Hakuryuu-sensei come to the Cultural Fest knowing reality would wreck him?
580 Anonymous
>>578
That’s savage lol.
583 Hakuryuu *XQshotacon
>>578
‘Cause I got a ticket, dumbass!!
586 Anonymous
>>583
Real MVP appeared!
588 Anonymous
>>583
Sensei alive?! Please say yes!!
591 Anonymous
>>583
Sensei, there’s news about you in Seibaku Newspaper!
[Hakuryuu-sensei screams at reality]
After the Drama Club stage, Hakuryuu-sensei totally lost it:
“Same here! I gotta write a new issue too!”
Apparently Sayamu Inko’s spirit possessed her mid-rant:
“No matter what I do, it’s hopeless! Aqua-sama always outsmarts me!!”
Fans are lowkey worried about the next volume… dark clouds everywhere.
Article by RamenHagetoru.
594 Anonymous
>>591
This article is pure gold lol
Every time I read it, I see Hakuryuu-sensei’s white-eyed freakout on stream.
597 Anonymous
>>591
Hagetoru’s a genius, no normal person could write this.
600 Anonymous
>>597
Hagetoru should drop everything and become a writer!!
603 Anonymous
Wait… was Hakuryuu-sensei the only one who lost at this Cultural Festival?
606 Anonymous
>>603
While everyone had fun, only Hakuryuu-sensei managed to lose. That’s peak Hakuryuu energy.
609 Anonymous
I swear, that teacher could be a comedian if writing fails.
612 Anonymous
>>609
LOL yes please.
615 Hakuryuu *XQshotacon
>>609
Honestly, probably! Comedians get paid more than cultural figures anyway lol.
619 Anonymous
>>615
LMAO stop it.
621 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>615
Sensei, please don’t quit!!!
625 Anonymous
Who started the Hakuryuu Aiko retirement thread? lol
628 Anonymous
>>625
Must’ve been Hagetoru, no doubt.
632 Anonymous
>>628
Then Tashinami made a thread begging her not to quit.
635 Anonymous
>>628 >>632
These guys are way too close behind the scenes.
638 Anonymous
Festival vibes only!!
640 Anonymous
I’m heading over there now.
643 Anonymous
Guys, no joke—stop the retirement plans!!
646 Anonymous
>>643
Bulletin’s way too cheerful and joking all the time…
649 Anonymous
>>643
I’m Hakuryuu-sensei’s editor. Chill, tomorrow everything’s back to normal.
652 Anonymous
>>649
This guy, haha.
655 Anonymous
>>649
Editor-chan, lol.
658 Anonymous
Alright, let’s chill and watch the recorded festival footage.
Take care of Hakuryuu-sensei.
By the way, Hakuryuu-sensei’s retirement was retracted by Tashinami’s tears. For the nth time.
Please bookmark this series and rate ☆☆☆☆☆ on here!
Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
Thanks for reading.
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