Volume 13 Chapter 273 Shirogane Aqua, Miss Otomezaki!!
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[Final Evaluation Formula: Power + Luck + Intelligence = Result]
”The final test is now! Everyone, look at the big screen behind you!” the senior host said, holding his palm up and pointing clearly.
[A lady must stay calm at all times!! Calmness Test begins!!]
Calmness test? What kind of weird plan is this now? I wondered silently.
”All Miss Otomezaki candidates, please come inside now!” the host called out sharply.
I froze, watching girls enter one by one. They had animal ears and tails, some had heart-shaped patches on their chests, and strange nipple covers too…?
I pressed the taped-up first-gen button nervously.
”Ugh… I feel like this might fall off if I walk,” Oto-san said, tugging her dog ears nervously.
”I-I’m holding it somehow… but it feels like it could pop or fall at any second,” Hisui-chan added, voice shaky.
”Hmm, why is Iria a tanuki? I wanted someone cuter…” Iria said calmly.
Hisui-chan was the fox girl, Oto-san the dog girl, and Iria the tanuki girl.
Nice mix. I quietly pressed the “Feelings” button to sense their moods.
Iria stayed calm, but Hisui-chan and Oto-san pressed their hands against their butts, blushing deeply.
What were they saying about falling off and coming off? What was this?
I pressed the “Feelings” button again, a little stronger.
”Ugh… This is more embarrassing than being naked,” Ayana muttered, covering her face.
”Ayana-chan, wait! Walk slow or you’ll fall!” Uruha warned, eyeing Ayana closely.
”Huff… squeezed between carnivores like this… I feel like I’m about to get eaten,” Claire-san groaned quietly.
Ayana was the wolf girl, Uruha the lion, Claire-san looked like a sheep… or something like that.
I thought the small lamb stuck in the middle looked the toughest.
Is it just me? I tapped the “Feelings” button once more to check.
”Come on, both of you, move it!” Natalia called.
”Wait, Natalia! K-Kukuri-chan, look this way!” Kanon said, pulling the black cat Kukuri-chan along.
”Yes…” Kukuri-chan replied, shy and hesitant.
This was the ultimate cat ears triple threat—cool gray cat Natalia, black cat Kanon, and shy Kukuri-chan.
I pressed the “Feelings” button three times, sensing their hearts.
”Hold on! This is definitely cheating, right?!” Sugita-sensei shouted, waving her arms.
”Well, Sugita-sensei, don’t worry about the small stuff!” Nanahoshi-sensei said.
Sugita-sensei, tiger ears showing, made a big circle with her hands behind me.
Aaaahhhhhh!!!!
Even though only Sugita-sensei should be feared, Nanahoshi-sensei with bunny ears and Neenee-sensei with leopard ears stepped out from backstage.
Sigh.
Just once, I want big sister teachers to tease me like that… even if they “kidnap” me and turn me into their stud.
I pressed the “I agree” button quietly, straight-faced.
”And now, here are the competition rules!” the host announced, turning everyone’s attention to the screen behind.
• Each team picks one representative to do smooth missions from Otomezaki’s teachers and students.
• If the mission fails, one member is randomly picked for a penalty.
• Everyone must wear heart rate monitors.
• If your heart rate goes above the limit, you lose immediately.
• The first team to clear 3 missions wins.
• After trying a mission once, you must wait till round two to try again.
Staff came from behind and clipped watch-like devices on our arms.
So that’s how they measure our heartbeats.
”Now, the first challenge,” the MC said, reaching into a big box.
She pulled out a paper.
”From Guidance Counselor Yamamoto: who wants to see an embarrassed Sugita-sensei? Please seduce Shirogane Aqua-kun!” she read, raising her eyebrows.
”What!? Yamamoto-sensei, stop joking!” I said, stepping back, shocked.
Yamamoto-sensei stood at the back, arms crossed, nodding strongly.
Her serious look told me she was dead serious.
Damn. Yamamoto-sensei was the feared “Demon” of student guidance for all girls.
I remembered the morning physical exam.
’Oi, Tsukimachi! Wearing plain underwear around Shirogane? You need frilly cute stuff ready for s*x!’
’Kurogami, with that body, you want cute underwear? Use mine, open crotch! N**ples show perfectly!’
’Washimiya, you’ve promised your future to Shirogane, but you’re slacking! Go fix your lipstick now. Always be ready for a kiss from Shirogane!’
’Hey! Your lip gloss rubbed off because of a kiss? Shirogane Kanon, don’t do that secretly! Do it in front of everyone! If you kiss often, use tint. I use Corolle lip glow Shirogane endorses!’
’Kurumi, good clothes, good lingerie, good makeup! Keep up as a model for all students!’
’Ah, Pegonia-san, good morning!’
’Huh? Chihiro, go as you are. Doctor understands. No worries.’
Yamamoto-sensei was kind to Claire-san only, maybe because she was the first to notice how dangerous Claire-san was.
”Now, first-year team reps, please step forward!”
Three first-years played rock-paper-scissors.
Oto-san with dog ears lost and stepped forward.
”Think of this as acting practice…” Oto-san said, cheeks pink.
Seeing her blush made my heart jump suddenly.
As expected, my heartbeat betrays me.
”Um… Shirogane-senpai, w-want to do something nice with me?” Oto-san asked quietly.
So cute!
Cute, but that doesn’t stop my heart from jumping!
”Hmm… like what?” I asked calmly.
Oto-san looked surprised, flustered by my reply.
She didn’t do ad-libs much, maybe because she was rarely on variety shows.
”Well, um… if it’s okay, can you touch them? I mean… it’s small, but…” she said softly, lifting her chest shyly.
My heartbeat spiked again.
But hers was even faster—too fast, crossing the border.
”All right. One first-year member who fails the mission gets a penalty. Jury chairman, please press the button!” the host said.
What button? Not the feelings button, right?
I was confused when Emily quickly came on stage.
She handed me a device with many buttons.
”Aqua-sama, here!” Emily said politely.
”Thanks, Emily,” I said, taking it.
What’s this? Buttons for n*pple covers, front patch, tail, ears? Pressing them makes parts vibrate!?
I pressed the feelings button casually.
The ears just wiggled cutely. Probably not enough.
I took a deep breath and pressed the tail button.
”Hyah!” Hisui-chan blushed hard, covering her butt with both hands.
Her tail twitched left and right.
As expected, Emily was close to Claire-san.
She’s a genius in… er, ecchi stuff.
Tears came to my eyes as I pressed the button again.
”Sorry… it’s my fault…” Hisui-chan said softly.
”I-it’s okay, it’s okay. When we did rock-paper-scissors, I said ‘No hard feelings if you lose,’” she added kindly.
I pressed the button again because of her sweet heart.
I wish I could always be cared for by someone cheerful like her.
”Now, second-year team rep, please step forward!”
Next up was the second years.
I was bracing myself for Claire-san, but Uruha stepped out first.
”Aqua-kun… ah!” she tried to speak but tripped.
Suddenly, something huge flew right at my face.
A giant breast slammed into me!
Is this how the victorious army wins? With breast attacks? So dirty!!
My heart rate jumped to a deadly level.
”Sorry! Aqua-kun, are you okay?” Uruha asked worriedly.
”I’m fine,” I said, breathless.
No way I could avoid that.
”Yay, Uruha-chan!” someone cheered.
”Um, it wasn’t what I imagined, but… glad we made it,” Uruha said shyly.
”Yeah…” Claire-san looked a little disappointed.
Was it just me? Maybe she was tired.
I pinched my eyelids tightly.
”Congrats to the second years. Now, All-Star team rep, step forward!”
Kukuri-chan, black cat girl with long black hair and sharp eyes, walked out.
I pressed the feelings button softly.
”Aqua-senpai, please love me… nyaaan,” Kukuri-chan purred, swaying cutely.
Thump-thump!
My heart raced but stayed just below the limit.
Whew, Kukuri-chan almost got me.
”It’s fine. Here, come sit,” I said, patting my lap.
”Huh?” Kukuri-chan blinked, looking between my lap and face.
I wanted to pamper her, so I said softly, “Come on.”
”Y-yes, please,” she said shyly and sat at the edge.
Aaaaah! So cat-like, so cute!
I wrapped an arm around her waist from behind, pulling her close and gently rubbing her head.
”A-ah… a…” Kukuri-chan breathed softly.
Pit-pit-pit!
Her heart rate crossed the limit slightly.
Mission failed.
”Jury, please give the penalty!” the host said.
Time for serious Shirogane Aqua!
”Come on, Kan—on!” I called.
Kanon hugged herself tightly, surprised.
”Oh! That’s the n*pple cover button!” I said, pressing it.
”Hey, Aqua-kun… geez! You idiot!” Natalia said, comforting tearful Kanon.
Nice. Victoria-sama is my sister, but this fake sister thing is fun too.
”Um… Aqua-senpai…” Kukuri-chan looked at me with teary eyes.
Sorry, I said softly, releasing her gently.
”Now, teacher team rep, Sugita-sensei, please!”
”Wait, why only me?” Sugita-sensei asked, puzzled.
The audience laughed.
Sugita-sensei faced it bravely and came forward with a serious face.
”Shirogane… excited?” she asked teasingly.
My heart kept beating normally.
Haah… Sensei, are you joking? Even kids these days would be bored by this.
”Gugh… fine, how about this!?” she said, leaning forward and pressing her chest with her arms.
Honestly, Sugita-sensei, if you do that, even I can’t help it.
Pit!!
I stayed calm, but my heart rate jumped a little.
Damn, my heart is proof I’m weak to breasts!
”Gguuh… then how about this!!” Sugita-sensei said, stepping closer.
She tripped on her tail and pulled it off.
”Aaaaaaa!” she cried, holding her butt.
She fell toward me, soft and close.
My heart jumped and crossed the border.
Damn you, Zeke breast army! What do you think my face is!?
She kept dropping her breasts like it was nothing.
I pressed the feelings button fast.
”As expected, Sugita-sensei,” someone said calmly.
”Sugita-sensei, good job!” someone cheered.
”Ugh…” Sugita-sensei blushed and stepped back.
She went backstage for Emily to fix her tail.
From my spot, I saw Emily fixing it carefully.
”2nd-year team and teachers cleared their first missions,” the host said, drawing lottery again.
”Second mission is for third years. Spoil Aqua-kun just once. Please spoil him in my place!” the host announced with a smile.
I pressed the feelings button without moving my face.
Pit-pit-pit-pit!
Just thinking about it made my heart jump to the limit.
I took a breath, calming down.
”This is good. Aqua can’t lie, so maybe I’ll wear this at home,” Kanon whispered.
”Yeah, good idea,” Ayana agreed softly.
Huh? Kanon and Ayana whispered something. Did something happen?
”Now, first-year reps with zero points, please come forward if you haven’t tried yet.”
First years… that must be Hisui-chan.
Hisui-chan… she has a bit of a masculine, sexy body.
Future me knows she’s a little plumper now, healthy after getting better.
From a male view, her belly and navel are really tempting.
”Um… Aqua-senpai, how do you want to be spoiled?” Hisui-chan asked quietly, tilting her head.
I thought for a moment. Since talking was okay, maybe this was okay too. I looked at Hisui-chan honestly and said, “…I want you to hold me and pet my head, saying ‘Good job,’ and praise me a lot,” I confessed softly, rubbing the back of my neck. “Also, please call me Aqua-kun if you don’t mind.”
Hisui-chan blinked, then nodded, “Y-yes, I understand,” she said shyly.
She came closer, knelt on the sofa, pressed my head gently against her chest, and hugged me tight. “Good, good, Aqua-kun,” she whispered, her voice soft. “You worked hard all alone until now. You’re amazing. You really did your best.”
Ah… ah, A…
My heart pounded so hard, I didn’t care about the soft touch of her chest or the sweet scent anymore. I only felt warm inside.
I thought quietly, I met you in another life, admired you, and became an idol because of you.
”Even someone like me… can I really do something for others? Can I really save someone? Am I really doing my job as an idol?” I muttered, feeling unsure.
Hisui-chan looked surprised for a moment, then smiled gently, “You’re doing great, Aqua-kun. Remember when you helped my classmate, Oto-san? Thank you, Aqua-kun,” she said warmly. “You are more of an idol than anyone else. You don’t slack off at school events and you make everyone smile.”
My heart was pounding way beyond normal now.
I whispered, “Thank you, Hisui-chan,” covering my eyes with one hand, trying to calm down and hold back tears.
Hearing those words from someone I respected in my past life made me so happy I almost cried. I decided then to keep trying my best.
”Next, from the second-year team, which already has one point, please come forward!” the announcer called.
Ayana from the second-year team stepped up, but Claire-san stopped her with a raised hand.
Ugh, am I the only one who thinks that the precious emotion is about to be blown away in an instant?
”Aqua-kun…”
Claire-san kneels on the sofa and then sits on my waist.
W-w-w-w-wait! This isn’t penetration, It’s definitely the one that’s inserted!!
Claire-san’s sweaty, lazy and lewd body is pressed against my skin.
”Can I spoil Aqua-kun inside of me from now on?”
I can’t stand such a carnivorous sheep!
And please apologize to my beloved Merry-san!
I scream in my mind, my heart rate suddenly crossing the borderline.
My heart jumped as I screamed silently inside, C-C-C-C-C-C-Claire-chan is way too strong!
The senior host shouted loudly, eyes spinning, “A new student council president is born!!”
”Everyone has been ranked already.”
”Third place, after the rightful wife and Yukari-gon in Aqua-kun rankings, huh?”
”So, one spot left for the Four Heavenly Kings of rankings!?”
”Waiting for his biological mother, Marin-san.”
”No, no, Sugita-sensei should be there.”
”Well, President Atori is also there…”
”Someone might expect Ayana-chan or Kukuri-sama.”
”No, if it’s Morikawa…”
”That guy’s ranking is in a different sense.”
”But seriously, Claire-san is too strong…”
”I can’t even say a word back.”
”Current student council president, Natalia-san, is holding her head, and it’s funny.”
The audience clapped warmly for Claire-san.
”Next, the All-Star team’s representative, please,” the host said.
Natalia-san stepped forward looking cool in a gray cat costume. I gave her some supportive points silently.
”Damn, I can’t lose as student council president,” Natalia-san muttered, sitting beside me and placing her head gently on my lap.
Yes! A cool cat’s lap pillow! Yes!!
My heart beat fast but I tried hard not to go over the limit.
”I-It’s okay to breathe, meow,” Natalia-san teased softly, licking one of her n**ple covers.
My mind went blank at the sight of her action.
”And, I’ll also pamper you here, meow,” she said as her hand moved toward my lower body.
The gym went strangely quiet. The crowd gasped, eyes wide, some bloodshot.
Pit-pit-pit-pit!
Impossible. If I don’t get excited now, I’m not a man.
I don’t want to be a guy who mopes in bed.
I want to be a straightforward man who gets excited by girls!
”A…” I started, but Natalia-san looked at the monitor behind her and sighed.
”Um, just a little, but Natalia-san’s heart rate passed the borderline first,” the host announced. “So, Natalia-san loses.”
Does that mean I can do mischief!?
I sat up smoothly and grabbed the controller Emily gave me, feeling excited. Which button should I press?
”By the way, you can’t press the same button twice,” Emily warned.
That meant, except for Kanon’s n**ple covers, Natalia-san and Kukuri-chan’s ears, front patch, and tail made 11 spots.
I looked carefully and pressed one button I thought was right.
”Mmm…” Natalia-san gasped.
Yayyyyyyyy!
Natalia-san grabbed one of her breasts. The button linked to her n**ple cover worked! The n**ple was slowly swelling.
Woahhhhh! I kept pressing that button over and over.
”Aqua, STOP! No more!” Kanon shouted, rushing to Natalia-san.
”Ah,” I said, feeling sorry.
Kanon comforted Natalia-san gently.
Sorry, Natalia-san. I got too excited and pressed it too many times.
”Now, the teacher team representative, please!” the host called.
”I will go first!” Nanahoshi-sensei said, stepping forward wearing rabbit ears.
Ugh, my heart rate jumped again.
”Aqua-kun, please enjoy my big breasts!” she invited softly.
Later, Shirogane Aqua said in Hakuryuu Aiko-sensei’s autobiography “Idol Work,” it was just a second.
And…
”Yay! Sugita-sensei, Nemoto-sensei, we won!” the host announced.
There was no way I could win against Big Bang breasts.
Don’t underestimate Shirogane Aqua, famously weak to breasts.
The moment my head was swallowed by Nanahoshi-sensei’s soft breast black hole, the match was over.
The phrase “Breasts from the States are dangerous” stuck in my mind.
”And now, two teams are close to winning! The third mission is next,” the senior host said, drawing lottery again.
”By request of S-kun from class 2-A, the task is to make someone nervous, no matter what. Also, something naughty is allowed, small letters say!”
I looked away and whistled to hide my smile.
It was 100% me, but I pretended it might be Mayuzumi instead. After all, both start with S.
”Since we reached this point, we go by points, not age,” the host explained. “Shirogane Kanon-san from the 0-point All-Star team, please step forward.”
Kanon shyly walked forward.
Her cuteness made me press the feeling button quickly.
”Eh, um…” Kanon said softly, standing in front of me on the sofa.
She leaned forward and kissed my forehead lightly.
Mmm! So cute! But that won’t raise the borderline.
”Kanon, come here,” I said, grabbing her arm gently.
”Huh?” she asked, surprised.
I placed her hand on my knee and kissed her pale pink lips that were shaking.
”Mmm, ah… Aqua, no…” Kanon whispered.
I put my tongue in lightly, and her heartbeat went over the borderline.
Of course, I ignored it and kept kissing her for several seconds.
”Aqua, you idiot. When we get back, I’ll talk to you for 10 minutes… No, I won’t talk for 10 minutes!!” she said, blushing.
Just one hour, and she couldn’t last for 10 minutes!!
She was too cute. My heartbeat went over the max.
As expected, if I let my guard down, Kanon would take over completely.
”So, Chief Judge, please give the penalty,” I said, smiling.
Yay!
Is it this one? Or this one?
After thinking, I pressed a button decisively.
”Ah… no, Aqua,” Kanon said softly, hugging me tightly while sitting on my knee.
Her tail wasn’t moving. Could it be…
I pressed the button again and again.
”Mmm, I told you, no…” Kanon’s body shook slightly.
”Aqua-sama, if you go further, Kanonpon will be in trouble,” Emily cried out nearby.
The sister-like bond between Kanon and Emily was nice.
”Aqua-sama, Aqua-sama, when Kanon gets back, 20… huh? 20 is too long? Ahem! When we get back, I won’t speak to you for 15 minutes!” Emily teased.
”My wife, she’s the cutest in the world!” I said, smashing the feeling button and winning.
”You went too far… I’ll never forget this!” Kanon said, blushing.
”Now, the 1st-year team representative, Kato Iria-san, please!” the host called.
Iria grabbed my hand and pulled me up from the sofa.
What is she planning? I wondered.
Then, Iria hugged me tightly.
I see, she wanted to make me excited like this… but wait, isn’t this a little too tight?
”I’ll show you my true feelings, Aqua-kun! Fuunrrb!” she said softly.
Ouch ouch ouch! My heartbeat jumped fast and passed the borderline in an instant.
”Congratulations. The 1st-year team is now close to winning,” the host said.
I thought I was dealing with a cute tanuki, but her power was gorilla-like.
As expected from the Power Church, they made me nervous in a way no one else could.
”Now, please welcome the second-year representative team, Tsukimachi Ayana-san!” the host announced.
Ayana stepped forward in a wolf costume.
”Um… okay… okay, okay,” she said nervously.
She stood on tiptoe and struggled to reach my head, patting it gently.
So adorable!
Feeling healed after the tension, I hugged Ayana’s body tightly.
”Hey, Aqua, wait. If you lift me like that, my tail──ngh…” Ayana’s heartbeat suddenly shot past the borderline.
After all, Kanon and Ayana were good. There was a pure feeling only they had.
”Now then, jury chairperson, please give the penalty!” the host said.
”Yes!” the judge replied.
I pressed the button.
Not Claire-san’s ears, but the sheep’s horns started to spin.
Haha! This is great. So cute!
”…” Claire-san looked unhappy.
Huh? Why does she look so dissatisfied?
She’s just so cute…
”Now, finally, the teacher team will clear Nemoto-sensei, and if they win this, they will win for sure!” the host said.
Is it Neenee-sensei?
When Neenee-sensei stepped forward, she didn’t hesitate to remove the n**ples.
My heart rate was high now.
My savvy partner’s bare chest came closer from the other side.
”Aqua-kun. Let’s have a health and physical education lesson together. So, will you open the baby-making page?” she teased.
With that, I removed the front patch and sat her on my lap.
”Congratulations! The final judgement is a victory for the teacher team!” the host shouted.
Wow… if this wasn’t a gymnasium, there would be a repair lesson for sure.
”Um, I think each team has won once so far? It’s hard to decide!” Emily said, appearing with a microphone.
She smiled and said, “After counting online votes, points from feelings, number of wins, everything is equal. So, the judges chairman will choose someone worthy of Miss Otomezaki!”
I stood up from the sofa and moved to the center microphone, looking around.
Wonderful. Everyone in the audience was now in their underwear or completely naked.
”You, all of you, are my Miss Otomezaki!” I said loudly. “First-years, second-years, third-years, teachers, janitors, office workers, lunch ladies, it doesn’t matter! Everyone is my Miss Otomezaki! Congratulations! And to everyone who helped, staff, and Emily, thank you so much! I love you all!!”
Yellow screams and loud applause answered my speech.
And so, my second Cultural Festival ended safely.
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