Chapter 95 Always the Same Peaceful Day… But I Want a Romcom
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
”I want a romcom.”
”Huh?”
At Kanata’s mutter, Haruka glared at him as if he were a caterpillar.
For the record, Haruka, a harvester, considered crop-devouring caterpillars to be “enemies of God,” beings that deserved to be eradicated from this world. Therefore, it was easy to imagine the level of contempt in her gaze.
”I said, I want a romcom!”
Undeterred by Haruka’s gaze, Kanata repeated his request.
”I’ll humor you, but why did you suddenly start saying that?”
”Well, you see…” Kanata pointed at the monitor.
On it, Sumire was feeding Kazuo a bite of her bento, and Kazuo was happily opening his mouth.
”Ah, those two… they just started dating, didn’t they?” Maria chimed in.
”Mm, their reactions are so fresh and new. I’m jealous,” Maria added.
This was Kanata’s office.
He needed to speak with the Saint of the Rubia Dukedom, and to prepare for that—or rather, to scheme—he needed some time. He’d returned to use this free time to catch up on his work. The three members of Setsugekka were here to help him with that…
Kanata, tired of paperwork, happened to turn on the monitor to check on the various regions. By chance, he saw Morita and the others during their lunch break, and seeing that, Kanata started spouting nonsense—this nonsense, right now.
”I don’t think ‘big brother’ can do a romcom, can he?” Haruka said teasingly.
”I agree, Kanata-san probably can’t,” Maria said, looking at Kanata with a slightly sad expression.
”Kanata and a romcom? What kind of joke is that?” Kotono asked in a serious tone.
Everyone present believed that “Kanata couldn’t do a romcom.”
”You guys… I want to do a romcom too! I want a sweet, agonizing youth!”
”Impossible!” The three voices spoke in unison.
”Why not?!”
”Well then, ‘big brother,’” Haruka said. When Haruka called Kanata ‘big brother,’ it was usually when she was trying to mock him. Kanata, who normally didn’t get flustered, would become flustered and aroused by the indescribable sense of taboo when a cute, petite classmate like Haruka called him ‘big brother.’ It was the only chance Haruka, who was always being bullied, had found.
”What kind of romcom do you mean, ‘big brother’?” Haruka asked.
”Uh, w-well… flirting?”
When asked directly by Haruka, he realized he didn’t have a clear image of what a romcom was.
”Then shall we try a simulation?”
”Simulation?”
”Yes. We’ll imagine a situation and see how ‘big brother’ acts.”
”R-right…”
”Okay, Situation One. …You find a girl wandering in the forest. She seems to have come to pick herbs. …What do you do?”
”What do I do… Calling out to her suddenly would be weird, so…”
”So, you’ll just observe?”
”Ah, that’s right. And then.”
”Okay.” Haruka continued, “While you’re observing the girl, three men appear from the bushes and surround her. What do you do?”
”A girl in distress? …No, maybe they’re just uncles who came to pick her up…”
”So, you’re still observing?” Haruka’s voice was tinged with a little exasperation.
”Ah, I don’t know the situation yet. Besides, even if it’s a pinch, it’ll be more appreciated if it’s a little later.”
”You’re disgusting,” Kotono muttered.
”It is Kanata-san, after all,” Maria replied.
”Okay, continuing… The men attack the girl, push her down, and tear her clothes. ‘Kyaaa! Somebody help!’ the girl cries. Her clothes are ripped to shreds, exposing her breasts. The man then reaches for her breasts…”
”Wait, wait! I’ll step in now!” Kanata interrupted, stopping Haruka, who was trying to push the story forward.
”Is that so? …Then, ‘big brother’ steps in, and the men run away. The girl thanks ‘big brother.’ ‘Thank you for saving me. I want to repay you somehow… but I have nothing with me…’ she says, desperately trying to cover her overflowing breasts. How does ‘big brother’ respond?”
”That’s obvious! ‘Hmph, you have nothing? You have that magnificent body right there!’”
”Aaaah—stop… n-nooo… Ahhh, I can’t…” Haruka’s realistic acting made Kanata’s lower body react.
”Alas, the poor herbalist girl was attacked by a bear she met in the forest… As expected… Is this a romcom?”
”Trash,” Kotono said flatly.
”As expected of Kanata-san. Truly depraved,” Maria added.
The girls’ evaluations were harsh.
”I-it’s not like the situation itself is suited for a romcom, is it?” Kanata hastily retorted.
”Really?”
”Yes. Romcoms are usually school settings, right?”
”Are they?”
”Yes!”
”Hmm, then please wait a moment.” Haruka said, and left the room.
After a while, Haruka re-entered the room.
”Senpai! Take me out somewhere!” Haruka, dressed in her school uniform, clung to his arm as if pleading.
Ah, yes. The situation where a kouhai grabs you after school and asks for a date. It’s a classic, and therefore easy to understand.
”Ah, ah, right. Then…” He started to say ‘let’s go out,’ but couldn’t think of a destination.
”…Just to confirm, is this situation supposed to be on the way home from the school we used to attend?”
”It’s not specifically decided, but that’s fine… Come on, let’s go out!” Haruka returned to her acting immediately after his serious question.
”Ah, right. Anywhere is fine?”
”Yes! With senpai, anywhere is fine?” Haruka said in a pleading voice, looking up at him with wide eyes. No, this way of pleading… isn’t it bad?
Even though he knew it was an act, he couldn’t suppress his racing heart.
”Senpai, where are you taking me?” Haruka asked, getting even closer and pleading.
”Celestia.”
Kanata told her the destination, and Haruka fell silent.
”…” Haruka silently pulled away from Kanata.
”…No way!” After a beat, the three girls said in unison, rejecting it.
”B-but, isn’t this the kind of scene?” Kanata hastily retorted.
For the record, “Celestia” was a fantasy castle-themed “love hotel” located between the school Kanata and the others attended and the station.
”Even so, a love hotel right after school is a bit much.”
”Hmm, I don’t want to go in uniform.”
”F-fundamentally, healthy male-female relationships are…”
Maria’s serious retort about school-day evenings lacking mood, and Haruka’s reluctance to enter a love hotel in uniform, were evident. Was it about matching the attire and timing? And the sight of Kotono, unaccustomed to such matters, flustered and unable to find the right words, perfectly showcased the three’s personalities.
After that, Haruka presented various situations, but they all ended in failure. It was the moment Kanata was branded as someone who couldn’t do a romcom.
…If that’s the case!
”Kya!” Kanata pushed Haruka, who had rejected every suggestion, to the ground.
Haruka, who had been clinging to his arm, touching his body, and acting cute, had aroused him. He could no longer control himself. He didn’t care about romcoms anymore. He wanted Haruka to be his.
That thought filled Kanata’s mind.
”K-Kanata-kun…” Haruka, pushed onto the bed, was surprised and blushed, anticipating what would happen next.
Her reaction was so cute that Kanata desired her even more.
”Ah… nnh” He couldn’t stop anymore. His reason collapsed, and his body moved according to his desires.
I moved my face closer. Haruka didn’t resist. She closed her eyes with a flushed face.
Just that made him happy. He was happy. He knew Haruka felt the same way…
That’s when it happened.
”…No.”
Just a few centimeters away, Haruka rejected him.
”…Eh?”
”We can’t do this yet…”
…Why not?
”Why can’t we?” Kanata asked Haruka.
”…Kanata-kun and I aren’t dating… If we did this, it would be cheating.”
So that’s it. He thought they were dating, but in Haruka’s mind, they weren’t. But he was at his limit. Being put on hold after coming this far was cruel. He was a healthy man, after all. He had desires.
He could no longer be satisfied with just being classmates. He wanted Haruka.
”Haruka, I like you.” Kanata confessed. These were words he had wanted to say for a long time but lacked the courage.
”Eh…?” Haruka seemed surprised by the sudden confession. It was probably because he, who had never shown any signs before, suddenly confessed.
But he couldn’t stop now. I decided not to hold back anymore!
”So let’s kiss.”
”B-but…”
”Do you hate me?”
”Eh? No, I like you…”
”Then there’s no problem.”
”But we’re not dating? Kanata-kun, do you like me…?” Haruka said, her face bright red.
She’s so cute, damn it. Everything about her is too cute! He couldn’t hold back anymore! He moved his face closer to Haruka. And… he forcefully stole her lips.
”Ngh!?” Haruka’s eyes widened in surprise, but she didn’t resist. It seemed she was accepting him. That was convenient for him.
…While kissing Haruka, he reached for her chest.
”Ngh, Kanata-kun…”
Kanata slipped his hand under her clothes, touching her bare skin. It was smooth and soft. The sensation was so pleasant he wanted to keep touching it.
”Ah… no…”
Kanata then removed Haruka’s bra. Her large breasts were exposed. He was mesmerized by their size. Not only were they large, but they were also beautifully shaped, and her nipples were a lovely color… Perfect!
”Kanata-kun… I’m embarrassed…” Haruka tried to cover her breasts with her hands, but he stopped her.
”Don’t hide them.”
”But…”
”Show me more. Show me Haruka’s beautiful body.”
”M-my… Kanata-kun…” Haruka, slightly embarrassed, moved her hands away. Taking the opportunity, he suckled her breasts.
”Hyaun!” Haruka let out a cute sound. Her reaction was so adorable that he sucked harder.
”Ah… nnh… Kanata-kun… It hurts if you suck that hard…” Realizing he was sucking quite hard, he quickly pulled away. A clear mark remained.
”S-sorry! I got carried away…”
”…No, it’s okay.” Haruka hugged him. He hugged her back.
”…Ehehe.” Seeing Haruka smile happily made him happy too. …Ah, he was so happy he could die.
”Hey, Kanata-kun.”
”What?”
”Kiss me again…” With that, Haruka closed her eyes, and he kissed her again.
”…Hey, Kanata-kun. What about this…?” Haruka asked, pointing to his lower body pressing against her skirt. He was embarrassed, but since it was Haruka, he felt it was okay to be seen, so he answered honestly.
”Don’t worry about it, let’s continue.”
”Eh? But…”
”Here, let’s continue.” He kissed her again. This time, it was a gentler kiss, just touching.
Haruka looked at him in surprise but quickly accepted it. They continued with a deep kiss, exchanging saliva.
After a while, they parted. Haruka had a dazed expression.
”Kanata-kun… I can’t hold back anymore…” Haruka touched his penis, and Kanata’s heart skipped a beat. The way she touched it was lewd, and surprisingly skillful for a first time. But it was the same for him. He had been aroused ever since he touched her breasts and wanted relief. So…
”Me neither,” Kanata said. He lifted Haruka’s skirt, pulled down her underwear, and exposed her pussy.
It was moist with arousal.
Kanata gently touched it.
”An!” Haruka let out a sweet moan. He traced his finger along the slit. Then, finding her clitoris, he focused his stimulation there. Haruka’s body began to convulse. It seemed she had orgasmed lightly.
”Kanata-kun… not there…” Even as she said it, Haruka pushed his head down, as if asking him to do it more. He responded by continuing to stimulate her harder.
”Ah… nnh… Ahhh!! Nooo…”
She seemed to have orgasmed again, arching her back and going limp.
”Haruka… you’re cute.” Kanata moved his face closer to Haruka’s pussy and traced his tongue along the slit.
”Hyaun!” Haruka cried out, surprised by the sudden stimulation, but he continued.
When he put his tongue into her vagina and moved it, Haruka reacted incredibly. It was so cute that he got carried away.
After continuing for a while, she seemed to relax, so he decided to insert one finger. It went in smoothly, so he inserted a second finger, which also went in without issue. Thinking it was fine now, Kanata spread Haruka’s legs apart and positioned himself between them.
”Kanata-kun…” Haruka looked at him with unease, but he reassured her with a kiss. Then, he slowly began to move his hips. It was a little stiff at first, but he gradually got used to it and moved smoothly, so he increased his speed. Haruka clung to him tightly. He thought she was nearing her limit, so he increased the intensity for the final spurt.
”Ah… nnh… Ahhh!! No… I’m going to… I’m coming!!”
Eventually, Haruka arched her back and orgasmed, and at the same time, he finished.
”Haruka… you’re cute.”
”Kanata-kun….”
They looked at each other. …And kissed again.
”Hey, Kanata-kun.”
After the act, Haruka asked him.
”What?”
”I’m sorry.”
”Why are you apologizing?”
”I… actually… like Mari-chan and Kocchi-chan. I can’t date you!”
Haruka collapsed, sobbing loudly.
”W-what is this! Haruka was yuri after all… But that’s fine too!” Kanata cried, looking up at the sky.
”Hey… Maria?”
”Yes?”
”What are we watching?”
”Hmm? A romcom, isn’t it?”
”I see… a romcom…” Kotono murmured, gazing into the distance, feeling like something was off.
After this, a skit involving Maria and Kotono was repeated until Faris contacted them, saying that preparations at Rubina Dukedom were complete.
Notes:
• Haruka – A classmate who have Harvester gift. She keeps her distance from Ichiro, focused on her role in training. One of Setsugekka.
• Kazuo – Silver-haired, confident class rep, natural leader and strategist, takes charge of classmates in the summoned hero scenario.
• Sumire – A healer preparing to mend classmates, supporting the team during training.
• Maria – A healer aiding Sumire, ensuring classmates recover during intense training sessions. One of Setsugekka.
• Rubia Dukedom – A small nation between Mercuria and Flora, first cited in Chapter 38 during Kanata, Elriese, and Alusia’s dungeon-strategy talk. It hosts one ruin-linked Dungeon targeted because Kanata—following Elriese’s advice and Kuu-chan’s records—seeks control of Dungeons (direct cause) to gain their power (underlying cause); Kanata plans to pressure swift surrender; connection: future conquest; no known direct relationships; defining trait: strategically sandwiched.
• Setsugekka – Trio of Yukishiro Kotono, Tsukikage Maria, and Hanasaki Haruka.
• Morita – Kazuo’s Family Name.
• Kotono – A classmate, and a wielder of Mage.
• Faris – A sentient intelligence weapon managing dungeon systems. Uses humanoid interface Faris-chan. Loyal to Kanata, logical, obedient support.
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