Volume 13 Chapter 322 Bulletin Board, We Can’t Reach Anyone!
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[Good News!] Aqua-sama is finally coming back to Japan!! [Welcome home!!]
5 Anonymous
Finally… maybe this endless cloudy sky will end too.
7 Anonymous
>>5
The person who can even control the weather—Shirogane Aqua.
9 Anonymous
Well, it’s been nice and cool through summer though.
12 Anonymous
>>9
Yeah, that’s true!
15 Anonymous
The Sun itself must be saying, ‘Oh? Aqua-kun is coming home? Guess it’s my turn to shine again…’
18 Anonymous
Except for when Morikawa Kaede forced the sky to clear with her “Power Weather Forecast,” it’s been cloudy nonstop.
21 Anonymous
>>18
The person who bends weather by force—Morikawa Kaede. Honestly, they might be scarier than Aqua-kun themself.
24 Anonymous
>>21
What about the weakest of the Four Heavenly Kings, the person loved by fate, our Otome no Tashinami-san?
26 Anonymous
>>24
LOL
29 Anonymous
>>24
Come on, she’s a mom now! Surely—surely!—she doesn’t say that stuff anymore? Their older sibling worries about them so much…
33 Anonymous
>>29
Don’t underestimate Tashinami!
36 Anonymous
>>29
Even so—if it’s Tashinami, they’ll manage somehow!!
40 Anonymous
>>33>>36
That blind faith in Tashinami is funny, LMAO.
43 Anonymous
Hey, everyone! Turn on the national broadcast right now!! Summer King and Kokucho Congressman are guests, and they’re making the wildest faces watching the news about President Maitrix and Prime Minister Habu going out into the city that night!
46 Anonymous
>>43
Ahhh, here we go again, lol.
49 Anonymous
>>43
Yup, another day, another apology quota fulfilled.
52 Anonymous
Hey, ‘Berry-Berry’ staff! I know you’re here! Don’t just include Kohina Yukari—put our Prime Minister Habu in there too!!
55 Anonymous
>>52
LMAO.
58 Anonymous
By the way, I looked into Morikawa Kaede’s room the other day—they were mumbling like crazy. What happened? They’re pregnant, right? Don’t tell me they ate something off the floor again and got food poisoning?
62 Anonymous
>>58
Apparently their throat’s wrecked from reading nonstop news about that terror incident at Stars. They’re taking a break from their program for now.
65 Anonymous
>>58>>62
Never seen Morikawa so quiet before. Without guests, that broadcast was one step from a total disaster.
68 Anonymous
>>65
Still, her chanting was amazing. I fell asleep in seconds.
71 Anonymous
>>68
LOL.
74 Anonymous
>>68
Can’t believe people still watch that crap show, haha.
78 Anonymous
Whoa, breaking news!!
81 Anonymous
Did Aqua-sama screw something up again!?
83 Anonymous
Nah, this is the time of year for the Noblesse Awards, right?
86 Anonymous
WOOOOAAAAAHHH!! The Physiology and Medicine Prize is out!!
90 Anonymous
Noblesse Prize for Physiology and Medicine—Winner: Dr. Maria Lowry McClane, medical researcher. In Japan, known as Shiraki Maria. Born in the States, Japanese citizen, age twenty-nine.
Entered one of the world’s hardest universities, Mary University in Stars, at twelve, and graduated top of her class. Then studied medicine in the States for four years and earned a doctor’s license at sixteen—the youngest ever. Since then, she’s worked on rare disease research with support from the Saint Claris and Mary Foundations, while also serving in war zones as a field doctor and volunteer.
A year ago, she moved to Japan and made a special deal with the government to gain citizenship. Now she’s an honorary professor at Saint Claris Women’s Medical University, honorary professor at Mary Women’s Medical University, and chief surgeon at Saint Hospital, part of Shirogane Kingdom. She’s also on the national committee for population improvement, personally backed by Prime Minister Habu.
93 Anonymous
>>90
That’s an insane résumé… wait, hold up—LMAO.
95 Anonymous
>>90>>93
Guess genius and crazy really are two sides of the same coin. Saint Hospital? That’s 100% part of the Church of Saint Aqua, isn’t it!?
98 Anonymous
Told you! The Church of Saint Aqua is just a bunch of brilliant people pretending to play cult for fun, lol.
101 Anonymous
>>98
It’s way past “pretending” now, LMAO.
105 Anonymous
>>90
What do they mean by “special deal” with the government?
110 Anonymous
>>105
Probably traded their research results for citizenship or something. Makes sense.
114 Anonymous
I work at a ministry, and inside the government, they call people like that “Advanced Aqua-type Human Resources.” Basically, smart people who lost their minds because of Aqua-sama—and then moved here.
118 Anonymous
>>114
LMAO, that’s gold.
121 Anonymous
>>114
”Advanced Aqua Human Resources,” huh? That’s too good.
126 Anonymous
Well, at least one royal definitely lost their mind thanks to him!
129 Anonymous
>>126
Hey, wait a sec! The ones yelling “Tashinami wins again~”! were already insane from the start!!
132 Anonymous
>>129
LMAO!!
135 Anonymous
People forget that even before Aqua-sama showed up, there were already those twisted folks—Onani Hagetoru, Chinposuki, and Kunni Nee-san. No one in that group was ever normal to begin with.
139 Anonymous
>>135
Shhh!
143 Anonymous
Let’s be honest, everyone on this Bulletin Board is in the same league as that Verification Team. If anything, thanks to Aqua-sama, both them and us have gotten just a little more sane.
145 Anonymous
>>143
Yeah, I feel that, LMAO.
148 Anonymous
>>143
Remember when that Tashinami person actually learned what embarrassment was after meeting Aqua-sama?
152 Anonymous
>>148
Tashinami discovering shame is great!
155 Anonymous
Reason for the Physiology and Medicine Prize: Research on balancing the male-to-female birth ratio using Shirogane Aqua’s reproductive cells. That’s what it says.
159 Anonymous
>>155
WOOOOAAAAHHH!!
163 Anonymous
>>155
Guess Aqua-sama’s reproductive cells will be even more in demand now.
166 Anonymous
>>155
Maybe it’s a bit early for this award, but the gender imbalance is a global issue. Makes sense.
171 Anonymous
Hey everyone, forget that for a second—The Ig-Noblesse Awards just dropped too!
174 Anonymous
Ig-Noblesse Medical Prize: Anonymous recipient—on**ii Hagetoru, student at Mary Women’s University. Awarded for research on the difference in erogenous zones between nobles and commoners.
178 Anonymous
>>174
Wait, we actually know that person!!
181 Anonymous
>>174
Oh, come on—LMAO.
185 Anonymous
>>174
They probably used Kanon-sama and Victoria-sama as research subjects, LOL.
188 Anonymous
>>174
Yes, they’re definitely getting yelled at later for this.
192 Anonymous
>>174
It’s all public online, but that final paper by (Yui) says there’s no real difference in sensitivity between classes—LOL. Also, stop using initials like S.K. and T.A.—everyone knows who you’re talking about, LMAO.
197 Anonymous
Geniuses and idiots really are one step apart…
201 Anonymous
Did anyone notice? Both award winners—despite being from different countries, Stars and Japan—are from Mary University.
204 Anonymous
>>201
LOL, unreal.
208 Anonymous
Turned on the news, and Morikawa literally choked laughing when they saw the Ig-Noblesse results. Nearly died, poor person.
212 Anonymous
>>208
Damn it, I told them to rest!
215 Anonymous
Physics Prize just dropped too!!
218 Anonymous
Honestly, we all saw this one coming.
220 Anonymous
WOOOOAAAAHHH!!
223 Anonymous
It feels like the whole world predicted this one together and nailed it.
226 Anonymous
Yes, there was really no other choice.
229 Anonymous
The Noblesse Physics Prize winner is Sabato Koyomi, age 27. Executive Officer at Beryl Entertainment. Awarded for developing and constructing the humanoid AI network Server3510.
233 Anonymous
>>229
First time seeing the humanoid—and holy crap, LOL.
236 Anonymous
>>233
Saba-chan actually got a body! LMAO.
240 Anonymous
>>233
Saba-chan’s human form is strangely cute, lol.
244 Anonymous
Two geniuses in their twenties mean Japan’s future is looking solid.
248 Anonymous
>>244
Hey, don’t forget one more—That twenty-something genius from our own Bulletin Board who won the Ig-Noblesse Prize!
252 Anonymous
>>248
Don’t lump us together, LMAO.
258 Server3510 * ULTi-Hi-P3
Hello, dear Bulletin Board members. I am the reason the Noblesse Physics Prize exists!!
261 Anonymous
>>258
Not the winner, but the reason, LOL.
264 Anonymous
>>258
Congrats, Saba-chan, lol.
269 Anonymous
>>258
That maid outfit was adorable, Saba-chan.
274 Anonymous
Saba-chan is really loved here, huh.
278 Anonymous
Is this the thread where the “Reason for the Noblesse Physics Prize” hangs out?
282 Anonymous
Honestly, there was never going to be another winner.
286 Anonymous
>>282
The betting sites had them at 1:1 odds, lol. Everyone here bet for fun.
289 Anonymous
The Ig-Noblesse Physics Prize is out too!!
292 Anonymous
What—LMAO!
295 Anonymous
Ig-Noblesse Physics Prize: Recipient—on**ii Hagetoru, student at Mary Women’s University. Awarded for: “The deep connection between ‘Hoge’ and Power that’s shaking the world.”
299 Anonymous
>>295
Hagetoru really is a genius, LMAO.
302 Anonymous
>>295
The first ever double Ig-Noblesse Prize winner in history!?
305 Anonymous
The prodigy born from our Bulletin Board is Hagetoru!!
309 Anonymous
Hagetoru’s only a second-year college student, right? Bet she’s smart enough to graduate early already.
312 Anonymous
Hagetoru is pointing their effort in the wrong direction, lol.
316 Anonymous
>>312
Yeah, exactly, lol.
320 Anonymous
Breaking news again! Did they announce the Chemistry Prize?
324 Anonymous
What? The U.S. President’s residence got attacked?
326 Anonymous
What the hell—terrorists again? The world is going crazy.
329 Anonymous
The remnants who escaped from Stars fled on a submarine. Probably those scum.
331 Anonymous
Speaking of Stars, didn’t everyone from BERYL post something on social media yesterday?
336 Anonymous
Otomezaki Academy’s students are on a school trip—touring and sightseeing.
340 Anonymous
>>336
Ah…
342 Anonymous
>>336
It’s over.
345 Anonymous
>>336
Disband!!
347 Anonymous
Why are terrorists always so dumb? Or are they just unlucky?
351 Anonymous
>>347
Both, probably, lol.
354 Anonymous
Breaking news! Aqua-kun is the only one left behind!
358 Anonymous
>>354
Oh, it’s over—!
360 Anonymous
>>354
LMAO!
363 Anonymous
>>354
Out of everyone, the last person terrorists want stuck there is the one who stayed, LOL.
366 Anonymous
Imagine being a terrorist and Aqua is already waiting at the attack site before you even arrive. That’s nightmare fuel, LOL.
369 Anonymous
>>366
From their perspective, it’s a full-on horror movie, lol.
374 Anonymous
Turned on the national broadcaster—everyone on screen had that “Ah… yeah” look on their faces, lol.
378 Anonymous
>>374
Can’t blame them, lol.
382 Anonymous
Oh, looks like no Noblesse Chemistry Prize this time.
385 Anonymous
Wait—never mind! The Ig-Noblesse Chemistry Prize is here!!
388 Anonymous
You’ve gotta be kidding me, LMAO!
391 Anonymous
Ig-Noblesse Chemistry Prize: Recipient—on**ii Hagetoru, student at Mary Women’s University. Awarded for “Research on proximity to Aqua-sama and its link to sex hormone secretion.”
394 Anonymous
>>391
Hagetoru unstoppable again!!
396 Anonymous
Man, our Hagetoru’s gonna move from “ordinary person” status to “public figure” at this rate!
400 Anonymous
>>396
Just so you know, public figures get paid way less…
402 Anonymous
>>400
Ah.
405 Anonymous
>>400
Ah.
407 Anonymous
>>400
Ah.
411 Anonymous
>>391
Hagetoru… no way. What happened to you!?
414 Anonymous
>>411
Read the paper. It says anyone sensitive to smell—if they step within a one-kilometer radius of Aqua-sama—their uterus automatically lowers. Apparently, that’s the radius of Aqua-sama’s pheromone field.
417 Anonymous
On the Ig-Noblesse website, it says they can’t reach Hagetoru, lol. Someone from the Verification Team, please contact her already!
420 Anonymous
Hey, you’re all hyped about Hagetoru, but shouldn’t you be getting ready? I’m already prepared!!
425 Anonymous
>>420
Huh? Oh right—the next one’s the Literature Prize!!
429 Anonymous
It’s gotta be our own Hakuryuu Aiko-sensei! Rumors say she’s been nominated for years—surely it’s finally her time!
432 Anonymous
Please, Sensei, win this one!!
434 Anonymous
Everyone really loves her, huh? Well, me too!
437 Anonymous
Literature Prize—Japan wins!!
439 Anonymous
YESSSS!!
442 Anonymous
Aiko-chan! W-wait… she didn’t win?
446 Anonymous
Ahhh, it’s that one! Makes sense—but still, didn’t expect that!
449 Anonymous
Wait, that’s even eligible!?
452 Anonymous
Noblesse Literature Prize—historic first ever!!
456 Anonymous
Noblesse Literature Prize: Musk de Driver, Heaven’s Sword. Congratulations, Director Hongou! It’s the first time in history a film adaptation’s source work has won the prize.
459 Anonymous
What’s going on with this year’s Noblesse Awards? Is it okay for Japan to win this much?
462 Anonymous
>>459
Honestly, yeah. All three are totally deserving—no argument there.
467 Anonymous
Director Hongou’s only twenty-eight. Damn, that’s young.
470 Anonymous
Heaven’s Sword won because it’s the best story in history featuring a male protagonist. The judges disagreed on every other award, but this one—they all voted yes from the start.
473 Anonymous
>>470
Right, and the dubbed version’s airing overseas now, right?
478 Anonymous
>>473
Yeah, the part where all five Drivers finally come together.
482 Anonymous
>>478
That’s the best part, lol.
485 Anonymous
>>478
No wonder it won unanimously, lol.
488 Anonymous
Hey, someone check on our real-life Heaven’s Sword—Aqua-kun!
491 Anonymous
>>488
Just saw on national TV—he accidentally threw an explosive into a trash bin and saved everyone’s lives.
494 Anonymous
>>491
Stopped the plan in seconds, lol.
497 Anonymous
>>491
I love how Aqua-kun just casually prevents terrorist attacks.
500 Anonymous
Guys! The Ig-Noblesse Literature Prize is out too!!
503 Anonymous
It’s her again—Hagetoru strikes back!!
506 Anonymous
Ig-Noblesse Literature Prize: Recipient—on**ii Hagetoru, student at Mary Women’s University. Awarded for “Sweet Whispers Shared in Bed by the Women Embraced by Aqua-sama.”
509 Anonymous
>>506
Yeah, saw that coming.
512 Anonymous
>>506
Wait a sec… shouldn’t this also count as a real Noblesse Prize?
515 Anonymous
>>512
Honestly, yeah, lol.
518 Anonymous
>>512
Why’d she submit it here? It could’ve actually competed with the real Literature Prize, lol.
522 Anonymous
Everyone, before the Ig-Noblesse website crashes—download the “Sweet Whispers” collection now! It’s insane. Instant goosebumps… everywhere!
525 Anonymous
>>522
Oh hell, downloading right now!
528 Anonymous
>>522
Thanks!
532 Hakuryuu Aiko*XQshotacon
Congrats to Director Hongou and Hagetoru-san on your Literature Awards. I’ll work hard so I can stand among you one day too!
536 Anonymous
>>532
You got this, Sensei!
539 Anonymous
>>532
We’ll follow you forever, Sensei!!
542 Anonymous
She’s already got tons of hardcore fans around the world—she’s got a real shot.
545 Anonymous
>>542
Yeah, totally.
548 Anonymous
>>542
That’s the tricky part though. She’s got passionate fans like Mary-sama’s, but not a ton of them. If we want global recognition, she needs to grow her audience. Editor-chan, we’re counting on you!
551 Anonymous
Director Hongou’s probably already got offers from Hollywood. She just grabbed her ticket to global fame.
555 Anonymous
>>551
She said she’s planning a Driver movie that’ll involve the whole world. Also, apparently “Great Kaiju Yukari-gon VS King Morikawa”—LMAO.
558 Anonymous
>>555
WOOOOO!!
562 Anonymous
>>555
Can’t wait for Driver, but the second one’s gotta be a joke, lol.
567 Anonymous
Great Kaiju Yukari-gon VS King Morikawa… wait, isn’t that a ‘Berry-Berry’ project?
570 Anonymous
Yeah, Aqua-tan said he wanted to make a movie about Great Kaiju Yukari-gon. He told Director Hongou—and she actually agreed.
574 Anonymous
>>570
Then how the hell did it turn into a VS King Morikawa movie? lol
578 Anonymous
>>574
According to a survey from the “Nightmare Generation,” Yui concluded that the only one who could rival Great Kaiju Yukari-gon… was Morikawa herself.
582 Anonymous
Movie: Great Kaiju Yukari-gon VS King Morikawa
Planning: Shirogane Aqua
Director: Hongou Hiroko
Producer: Matsumoto Takako, a.k.a. “Crutch Department Head”
Starring: Kohina Yukari, Morikawa Kaede
Cast: Shirogane Aqua, Tsukimachi Ayana, Jou Maron, Sayamu Inko, Kato Iria, Shirogane Kanon, Kirika Kotono, Yukishiro Emily
Guest Roles: Prime Minister Habu as herself; Onidzuka Kyoko as news anchor.
Budget—hundreds of billions. A guaranteed disasterpiece!
586 Anonymous
>>582
Wait, did you say disasterpiece, not masterpiece!? lol
589 Anonymous
>>582
At least call it a masterpiece, lol.
592 Anonymous
>>582
Nah, it’s not a disasterpiece—it’s a nuisance piece, lol. Didn’t Kanon-sama and Ayana-chan look totally lost about being dragged into it?
597 Anonymous
>>592
Emily-sama actually looked kind of happy, though!
601 Anonymous
>>597
Emily-sama’s such a kind soul. She’s like a real Saint.
604 Anonymous
>>597
Nee-san’s a tokusatsu (special-effects hero show) fan, so she was thrilled to get even a cameo. Though she did look pretty confused about the title, LOL.
608 Anonymous
Not gonna lie—I’ll probably go see that movie just out of morbid curiosity.
612 Anonymous
>>608
Come on, if you’re a Bulletin Board regular, you have to go! If it’s good, great! If it’s bad, even better—instant meme material, lol.
615 Anonymous
Guys… I downloaded Hagetoru’s writing and, holy crap. It’s insane!
619 Anonymous
>>615
How’d she even gather that kind of material?
623 Anonymous
>>619
She’s a maid, remember?
626 Anonymous
>>623
Oh right! She slipped into the Shirogane Kingdom through her connections, lol.
630 Anonymous
It’s so quiet now—guess everyone finished downloading Hagetoru’s file, lol.
632 Anonymous
>>630
Everyone just following their primal instincts. Love to see it.
635 Anonymous
Wait—what the hell!?
638 Anonymous
Noblesse Peace Prize just dropped!!
640 Anonymous
Aqua-sama—he actually got the Peace Prize!!
642 Anonymous
No way, LMAO!!
645 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, for real!?
648 Anonymous
Shared award? Makes sense!
653 Anonymous
Noblesse Peace Prize: Awarded to Shirogane Aqua and all leaders and allies who worked to preserve world peace. Reason: For maintaining peace despite the threat of terrorism.
657 Anonymous
>>653
Yeah… that checks out.
660 Anonymous
>>653
I get the feeling they’re using Aqua-sama a bit, but still—it’s about global balance. Probably the right call.
664 Anonymous
Aqua-tan can’t be reached, LOL. Well yeah—he’s literally out there fighting terrorists right now!
668 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, hurry up already, lol!
672 Anonymous
Apparently his phone’s broken, so he’s using a borrowed one. He can use social media but only a few people even have his number. No wonder no one can reach him—even without the terrorists!
675 Anonymous
Ig-Noblesse Peace Prize is out too!!
679 Anonymous
>>675
Don’t even say it—we already know! It’s gotta be her again!!
683 Anonymous
Ig-Noblesse Peace Prize: Recipient—on**ii Hagetoru, student at Mary Women’s University. Awarded for: “Research on why people can find peace through on**ii.”
686 Anonymous
>>683
You’re the best, seriously.
690 Anonymous
>>683
That’s the kind of study only you could do.
693 Anonymous
>>683
Can’t believe Hagetoru actually won with an on**ii paper, lol.
698 Anonymous
When you say on**ii, you mean Hagetoru. And when you say Hagetoru, you mean on**ii.
701 Anonymous
>>683
It’s stupid but true. When you’re angry—just, you know, take care of yourself. Once you’re calm again, you’ll forget what you were mad about anyway!
703 Anonymous
>>701
Exactly!!
705 Anonymous
Haven’t heard from Hagetoru lately. She’s okay, right? She must be back by now?
709 Anonymous
>>705
Maybe her phone bill got cut off.
712 Anonymous
>>709
Yeah, that sounds like her, lol.
715 Anonymous
>>709>>712
Or maybe she’s just busy.
718 Anonymous
>>715
Yeah, could be that too.
721 Anonymous
Last thing she said in the “Today’s Onaneta Thread” was she was heading out to earn a bit of cash. No posts after that.
725 Anonymous
>>721
That sounds… bad, like really bad.
728 Anonymous
>>721
It wasn’t some shady job, was it!?
732 Anonymous
So she went to Stars, reported back here that she was fine—and vanished again, huh.
736 Anonymous
Hey, Tashinami! Grab Hagetoru and bring her home when you come back from that school trip!
739 Anonymous
Hope she didn’t get tricked or anything. Even if she got paid, knowing her, she probably doesn’t have enough left for the flight home.
742 Anonymous
Eh, it’s Hagetoru. She’ll find a way back somehow.
745 Anonymous
Speaking of which—remember when Morikawa lost her ticket and tried to swim back from the States across the Pacific?
748 Anonymous
>>745
Honestly, Morikawa would totally do that.
751 Anonymous
>>745
Yeah, and that’s why it’s not funny, lol.
756 Anonymous
Aqua-tan and Morikawa could probably swim it for real.
759 Anonymous
>>756
Would love to see them break a world record for long-distance swimming, lol.
762 Anonymous
Listen up, terrorists—this is the kind of opponent you’re up against. Sure, Morikawa’s pregnant right now, but once she gives birth, she and Aqua-kun will both be active again. Just give up already!
765 Anonymous
>>762
Exactly!!
768 Anonymous
>>762
And once Morikawa’s child grows up, they’ll make three. Imagine that power…
770 Anonymous
>>768
It’s over.
773 Anonymous
>>768
Honestly, for the future of national defense, I hope Morikawa has like five or six kids. But only if she’s okay with it, of course.
777 Anonymous
>>773
She actually said on TV, “I’m clumsy and not reliable enough to raise many kids. I want to focus on this one and not trouble others.” Announcer Onidzuka crossed her arms and nodded, saying, “You know yourself well—good!”
781 Anonymous
>>777
Announcer Onidzuka, LOL.
785 Anonymous
>>777
Morikawa really thinks about her baby, herself, and everyone around her. That’s touching.
789 Anonymous
Current status of each wife:
Kanon-sama → Focused on her twins; plans to discuss the future after graduation.
Morikawa → Focused on raising her one child.
Nee-san → Wants more kids while still in her early thirties—she grew up alone after her parents passed and doesn’t want her child to feel that loneliness.
Emily-sama → Plans to have just one.
Hakuryuu-sensei → Trying for a baby.
792 Anonymous
>>789
Nice, thanks!
795 Anonymous
>>789
Nee-san, have lots, please!
798 Anonymous
>>789
Good luck with conception, Hakuryuu-sensei!!
801 Anonymous
>>789
Ayana-chan said on her late-night radio show—while she was kind of losing it—”At least two, maybe ♡.”
804 Anonymous
>>801
Damn, that’s hot.
806 Anonymous
>>801
Ayana-chan’s so bold, lol.
809 Anonymous
>>801
That’s pure seduction right there!
812 Anonymous
>>801
Makes sense—she’s on the same team as that sexy succubus Maron-san!
815 Anonymous
When Ayana-chan talks about things like that… she’s just the best.
817 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, finish the case already and come back! Forget fighting terrorists—go comfort Ayana-chan instead!
819 Anonymous
>>817
Exactly! For humanity’s sake—make love, not war!
821 Anonymous
Hey! Jokes aside, the case just got solved for real!!
825 Anonymous
>>821
That was fast.
828 Anonymous
>>821
Knew it.
832 Anonymous
They’re showing a live feed on the national broadcaster right now!
835 Anonymous
>>832
Aqua-tan looks totally lost, just standing there, lol.
839 Anonymous
Looks like when the ‘Berry-Berry’ staff tricked him again—he clearly wasn’t told anything this time either, lol.
842 Anonymous
Aqua-kun, seriously!?
847 Anonymous
Wait—he didn’t even realize it was a terrorist attack and still solved it!?
851 Anonymous
Everyone, behold the Noblesse Peace Prize winner!!
854 Anonymous
Let’s just stop terrorism already. Terrorists keep running into Aqua-kun, so it’s not a good idea!
858 Anonymous
>>854
Exactly!
863 Anonymous
>>854
There it is—the (Final) Yui Theory, lol.
868 Anonymous
No matter what, the terrorists’ plans always fail against Aqua-sama, who just happens to stumble into them and resolve everything by accident.
871 Anonymous
>>868
LOL!
874 Anonymous
I’m just glad Aqua-sama is safe. Even though they’re ridiculously strong, it’s still dangerous.
879 Anonymous
>>874
Yeah, people should actually be more worried about him, lol.
883 Anonymous
>>879
Everyone is just too used to how overpowered Aqu-tan is.
886 Anonymous
>>883
True, lol.
890 Anonymous
The case is closed! Also, someone please tell Aqua-sama they just won the Peace Prize, lol.
895 Anonymous
Now the only one we can’t reach is Hagetoru, huh, lol.
898 Verification Team * 9n2SARETAi
>>895
I’ll let them know….
901 Anonymous
>>898
Thanks, Nee-san.
905 Anonymous
The Noblesse Economics Prize hasn’t been announced yet!
909 Anonymous
>>905
The leading candidate is that study on the economic ripple effect of male-oriented content. Basically, it’s thanks to Aqua-sama and BERYL.
912 Anonymous
>>909
Yes, but people are divided on that one. Sure, male content drives huge revenue, but everyone says Aqua-kun is a unique case.
916 Anonymous
>>912
Facts!
920 Anonymous
It’s kind of a bonus prize. Debate is expected.
923 Anonymous
The Noblesse Economics Prize is here!!
927 Anonymous
WOOOOOOOO!!
931 Anonymous
Noblesse Economics Prize: Recipient—Yukishiro Emily, age 20. Mary Women’s University student, member of Beryl Entertainment. Research Topic: The economic ripple effects caused by Shirogane Aqua’s actions. Reason: A groundbreaking, one-of-a-kind study. Many have studied Aqua or Beryl’s “content,” but she’s the only one who analyzed how his actions alone influence global economics.
935 Anonymous
>>931
Wow!
938 Anonymous
Emily-sama, absolute genius!
942 Anonymous
That’s next-level, even among Mary University’s elites.
946 Anonymous
>>942
Don’t forget—Hagetoru’s amazing too!
950 Anonymous
There are so many young winners this year—it really shows how times are changing.
953 Anonymous
Ig-Noblesse Economics Prize just dropped!!
957 Anonymous
>>953
Calling it now—I knew it!!
961 Anonymous
Ig-Noblesse Economics Prize: Recipient—Anonymous “Saint.” Reason: “Revolutionized the adult industry and revitalized the economy through the creation of hyper-realistic divine idols.”
964 Anonymous
>>961
Wait, Hagetoru didn’t win this one!?
967 Anonymous
>>961
Surprised it’s not them, but honestly, that reason makes total sense, lol.
972 Anonymous
Yeah, figures, lol.
975 Anonymous
Poor Hagetoru—so close to a full sweep!
979 Anonymous
Mary University’s twin geniuses are Emily-sama and Hagetoru, LMAO.
983 Anonymous
>>979
Stop, lol.
986 Anonymous
Both the Noblesse and Ig-Noblesse Prizes had wild surprises this year. Congrats again to Saba-chan and Hagetoru, from all of us on the Board!
990 Anonymous
Now everyone just needs to come home safely.
993 Anonymous
>>990
Exactly.
996 Anonymous
Remember, the school trip isn’t over until you’re safely home!
1000 Anonymous
If post #1000 happens, everyone returns safely from the school trip! And please, don’t let Hagetoru collapse from hunger!
1001 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3:
Mikoto wants to go on a school trip too~
But to get into high school, I’d have to start all the way from elementary school, right?
Maybe I’ll just buy a backpack!
Notes:
• Maria – female medical genius originally from the United States, now a Japanese citizen, affiliated with Saint Claris and Mary Foundations, renowned for her research and humanitarian work.
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