Chapter 57 Black Market’s Tavern Offers Every Vice and Cure (Yuri RPG Fantasy Drama)
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
(Fenrir’s Tavern, Regain Royal Capital Underground Black Market)
After linking up with Yulize-chan, I brought the pair of fully nude sisters—Schuna-chan (Schuna Milfeuille Merunant) and Yuna-chan, who’d passed out after their loss against us—to the underground black market of the Regain Royal Capital.
Huh? Luna-kun, you ask? “I’m exhausted, nyah~,” he’d whined. “Luna’s got some stuff he wants to check out, so I’ll be excusing myself, master~.” With that, he just vanished back into my right eye.
”Say, Yulize-chan. That nun’s habit really suits you, doesn’t it? Did you actually remember to put on panties, though?” I teased, my tone light.
”O-Of course I did! *Hmph!*” Yulize-chan protested, puffing up her cheeks and starting to fume, all while clutching the mini-skirt of the habit. “You wouldn’t let me keep any on for ages, Shin-kun, so I had to put them on by myself! Honestly!” She’s adorable when she’s mad, right?
”Is that so? I just *assumed* you were a dragon-girl who was a big fan of being nude all the time. What a let-down.” I sighed dramatically.
”W-What’s a let-down, Shin-kun~!” she squeaked, her voice rising.
”F-Nyah?! W-Why do you always pinch both my cheeks when you get mad? That hurts!” I complained, wincing.
”Sh-Shut up! You were practically sexually harassing me back in the Restricted Archive! *Just shut up!*” she shot back, her face blazing.
Ow-ow-ow… Yulize-chan’s a Dragon-kin; her strength is no joke, and my cheeks are throbbing!
”…Pardon the interruption to your lovey-dovey time, but Master,” Fenrir interrupted, her voice a gruff rumble. “What is your intent, bringing these ones into my establishment? They appear to be unclothed… Wait, you’ve at least put panties on one of them. That’s a relief, then. We sometimes have to deal with unclothed primitives in the Black Market who get taken away.”
What’s she relieved about, exactly? I don’t really get it, but if Fenrir-san is relieved, then I guess it’s fine.
”Hmm, let’s see. Yulize-chan, *Halt*.”
*Pat!*
”Nyah?! W-Why did you gently pat my butt like that, Shin-kun!” she yelped, rubbing the spot.
”Well, if a cute girl’s butt is right there, a guy’s gonna want to give it a gentle pat, Yulize-chan,” I explained, not looking particularly sorry.
I then gave Yulize-chan’s butt a soft, lingering stroke… Oh, so she *did* put panties on properly. Even if they’re the ones she stole from Yuna-chan, I guess.
”Schuna Elder Sister… That even Schuna Elder Sister could be defeated… And to be stripped of all her clothes save for a single pair of panties—it’s just pitiful, *desuwa*.” Yuna lamented, her voice choked with sadness.
”…Yuna. As long as you are safe, that is all that matters to me, my sister… I truly am glad you are unharmed,” Schuna whispered back, her tone measured yet deep with relief.
”Sch-Schuna Elder Sister!”
”Yuna…”
*Nods*. Sisterly love is really something, isn’t it? It’s almost too beautiful!
”Master… These girls. Is there not something… *seriously wrong* with them?” Fenrir asked, her face contorted like she was chewing on a bitter bug, as she studied Schuna-chan and Yuna-chan. “How much Illegal Jutsu-shiki and Magic Yakubutsu have they been given?! It’s a miracle they aren’t already dead.” As expected of one of Alysphia’s Five Great Elementals, the sight is keen.
”Illegal magic and magic drugs?! These girls were given things like that?” Yulize-chan gasped, clearly shocked. Even she realizes how bad their condition must be.
”Yeah, that’s right… We need to hurry up and treat them, or they’ll die in just a few years. Sacred Artifact Activation: Tentacle Mucus Gate (Slime Gate)!”
”W-What are you going to do to us, you sadistic pretty boy!” Yuna cried out, her voice trembling.
”…Stop, Yuna! With us in this state, we cannot defeat these children. Besides, that old man standing behind him is no ordinary person, either.” Schuna urged, her eyes narrowed in assessment.
Hmm. Yeah, they’ve definitely been subjected to mind-control magic too. These girls have really been put through the wringer in this world (the real one), haven’t they?
Remember Lin Tenry-chan, one of the Heroines from *Maidens x Cross-dressing* that I saved half a year ago? She was caught by a merchant from the Lax Empire and was about to be sold off to some far-off place.
…Could it be that every Heroine of *Maidens x Cross-dressing* who I *don’t* get involved with ends up meeting some kind of terrible fate? …Nah, that can’t be, right?
In the original *Maidens x Cross-dressing* plot, the nun sisters Schuna-chan and Yuna-chan get caught up in the war between the Lax Empire and the Regain Kingdom, and a nasty Regain Kingdom noble captures them to use as his servants.
That noble was truly the worst. He had a wife and kids he treasured, so he never laid a hand on the two girls.
Instead, he used whips and candles to subject the sisters to *unspeakable* punishments. The grown-up protagonist, Alexia, seeing their plight, defeats the wicked noble and saves the two sisters.
But instead of a Happily Ever After with the three of them doing *nyan-nyan-nyaon*, they all decide to go their separate ways, leading to a strange, dissatisfying bad ending.
Among the fans, the theory is that the sisters’ rivalry over Alexia strained their relationship, and they all ultimately chose different paths. But the truth has always been a mystery.
”It looks like Schuna-chan has a decent grasp of Fenrir-san’s true identity.”
”Hoh… She can sense my true form to some degree. Master, what do you intend to do with these girls?” Fenrir pressed, her eyes steady.
”Hmm! Let’s see. What should I do~!” I mused aloud.
These girls are Heroines of *Maidens x Cross-dressing*, after all, and there’s still a chance they could end up with Alexia later.
If Alexia links up with any of the Heroines, I become useless, and my plan to vanish from her sight for a slow life in the frontier will be a go… Even if the Lax Empire-related Heroines all seem to meet bad endings, I need to raise that probability by at least *one percent*.
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Summary:
In the murky depths of the Regain Royal Capital’s underground Black Market, Shin brought the defeated nun sisters, Yuna and Schuna, still in a state of utter violation. Despite the flirty, cheeky banter between Shin and Yulize—punctuated by playful cheek-pinching and an inquiry about nun mini-skirts—the scene took a serious turn.
Fenrir, the ancient tavern owner and an Elemental Fairy, gravely revealed that the sisters were suffering from a fatal cocktail of Illegal Jutsu-shiki (magic formulas) and Magic Yakubutsu (drugs), which would kill them in years. Shin, driven by his self-serving plan to push the protagonist Alexia toward a Happily Ever After so he could retire, swiftly used his Sacred Artifact to begin healing the tragically abused Heroines from the dark side of the Yuri RPG world.
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Character Insight:
Shin’s actions are a fascinating mix of selfishness and indirect kindness. He saves the Heroines from certain death and tragic bad endings, but his motivation is entirely self-centered: he wants to raise the chance of the protagonist Alexia pairing up with someone so he can achieve his slow life plan. His casual, teasing demeanor, even when dealing with literal life-and-death trauma and magical corruption, highlights his emotional detachment and manipulative control over the RPG world’s narrative.
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Behind the Scene:
The setting of the underground Black Market serves as a stark reminder of the dark, non-canon subplots that exist in this Yuri RPG world. The sisters’ fate—captured and subjected to heinous acts by a noble, leading to an ambiguous and sad bad ending in the original game—underscores Shin’s necessity in interfering with the timeline. His casual reference to ‘nyan-nyan-nyaon’ (a euphemistic term for sex) juxtaposed with the reality of whips and candles for the sisters, establishes the story’s unique tone of blending dark fantasy drama with self-aware, genre-breaking humor.
Notes:
• Schuna Milfeuille Merunant – Lakus Church Eight Saints, the infamous ‘touch queen,’ involved in comic misadventures and captured by Shin for interrogation.
• Yuna – female of high religious/political standing, specifically holding the title of High Priestess and being one of the Eight Sacred Lords of the Lax Church. Her outer appearance is suggested by the fact that her opponent, Yuriyuri, was wearing her stolen nun’s habit after the confrontation. Her role as an intruder in the Seyfried Territory led to her defeat and capture by her adversary, Yuriyuri.
• Lin – Alt’s mentor, described as the ‘Great Hero who sealed the ancient dragon, Albion, who resides in the Dragon Country.’ He is suggested as someone who might possess knowledge of a cure for the dragon race’s strange disease.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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