Chapter 95 Small Signs of Trouble꞉ Heroines Go Berserk on the Green Fields
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
The blue sky stretches wide above us, and a pleasant, gentle breeze sweeps across the lush, overgrown grassland today. I’ve pulled a tea set from my Storage Charm and I’m having a perfectly elegant tea time, though I couldn’t tell you if it’s morning or afternoon.
”Yep. Today’s tea is excellent again!” I hum, taking a sip.
Right in front of me, though, the protagonist of the open-world RPG, Maidens x Cross-Dressing, Alexia Churidince, is stark naked, swinging a golden axe.
”Sacred Artifact, activate, you know! It’s the ‘Goddess Hermes’s Golden Axe’—the ‘Yellow Axe’! Give me back my Shin-kun, it is!” Alexia shrieked, her voice high and desperate.
Meanwhile, one of the main heroines, Karentisia Efyldis-chan—the one who’s supposed to receive the Blessing of Lifelong Devotion with the protagonist—is scantily-clad in an incredibly sexy outfit, swinging two two-handed swords.
”That Stupid Dog (Shin) doesn’t belong to anyone! He’s my dog! Sacred Artifacts, activate! ‘Twin Hyperbola of Light Fragments’ and ‘Twin Fangs of Wind-Slaying’—the ‘Divine Might’!” Karentisia demanded, her voice dripping with possessiveness.
CLANG!
It’s unbelievable. The shockwave from their clashing weapons just made a massive crater in the ground.
”Whew! Tea time in the great wide grassland is exhilarating, don’t you think? It makes you forget all the nasty stuff in life… but seriously, why are the protagonist Alexia and my wife-candidate Karentisia-chan even fighting? It makes me so sad, wah-wah,” I cooed, dramatically faking my tears as I took another elegant sip of my tea.
And I keep sipping my tea quite elegantly.
It’s pretty amazing, though. Even though Alexia’s body is still growing, her chest is already forming, and her butt is getting nice and plump. She’s definitely going to blossom into a beautiful girl in a few years, no doubt about it. Her slightly swelling breasts bounce every time she moves, you know? I’m just way too excited for my Alexia’s future!
As for Karentisia-chan, her clothes have been ripped to shreds because of the ‘Disrobing’ attack, one of the special abilities of Alexia’s Sacred Artifact, the ‘Goddess Hermes’s Golden Axe.’ She truly is the headliner of the Erotic Heroines. She looks like the poor girl whose clothes get stripped off in a stripping mahjong game.
Ah, Karentisia-chan the Erotic-chan. I’m simply mesmerized, I gotta say.
I haven’t seen Karentisia-chan completely naked in a few years now, and wow, she’s grown up. Her chest is incomparably larger than Hollow’s flat wall, her hips are tight, and her body is the very definition of the Golden Ratio. She’s guaranteed to grow into a super-perverted, super-hot elf woman—a confirmed future, that is!
”Whew! I wonder if Orphen-san, my life’s main hero (who is a man), is doing okay. I miss him. Orphen-san… I wanna go back to the days when he trained me every single day. Orpheeen-saaan!!” I wailed, letting my feelings for Orphen-san swell as I watched the two of them fight.
”Oh, oh, oh no, it’s really bad, you know! I’m scared, you know!” Elmia-chan, the Dark Elf I registered as a new best friend, shrieked.
”Mrow! We’re gonna get blown away, meow!” Silvia-chan, the Cat-kin, cried out.
They’re making such a fuss! It’s just the protagonist Alexia and my wife-candidate Karentisia-chan fighting seriously and changing the terrain of the grassland a whole lot, but you don’t need to panic so much. Let’s try to be calm and elegant, like me, Shin-chan, the boy who loves Love & Peace.
”Hold on! Karentisia-chan, what is that weapon? You didn’t have such a beautiful, wonderful-looking weapon before, did you?”
”…Hmph, this is a present that Stupid Dog (Shin) gave me. He told me to cherish it, you see. He gave something important to the important me.” Karentisia smirked with pride.
”A-A present from Shin-kun?! Th-That’s not true, you know! I don’t know anything about that, you know! It’s a lie, you know! Karentisia-chan is lying to me, it is!” Alexia cried in disbelief.
”It’s not a lie. This is the reality, Churidince. Stupid Dog (Shin) gave me such an amazing Sacred Artifact as a gift. And you… did Stupid Dog (Shin) give you anything?” Karentisia taunted, reveling in her rival’s misery.
”Muu-muu-muu! Mu-mu-mu-mu-muu!! Shin-kuuun!!” Alexia wailed, her eyes welling up with tears.
Huh? What’s going on? After spending some time alone, enjoying my elegance, Alexia and Karentisia-chan stopped fighting and started bickering… and now Alexia is coming right over to me, sobbing and snotty.
GRAB!…CRACK-CRACK-CRACK-CRACK-CRACK-CRACK!!
Oops! There it is, Alexia’s Murderous Body-Slam-and-Twist. It’s been a while since I was half-killed and brought one step closer to the abyss of death. I almost lost consciousness there! AUTOMATIC RESTORATION (FULL AUTO), AUTOMATIC RESTORATION (FULL AUTO).
”O-Oh no, it’s really bad, you know. Shin’s body is all twisted weird, you know!” Elmia-chan squeaked.
”Mrow, mrow, mrow! And it’s healing super-fast, meow! That’s gross, meow!” Silvia-chan yowled.
The peanut gallery, those two airheads, are being so noisy. I’ll have to properly discipline them later, I guess.
”What’s wrong, Alexia? You suddenly latched onto me and almost killed me. Ahaha, me.” I chuckled.
”Sniff… Shin-kun. I’m sorry, you know. But, but, but, you know—!” Alexia sobbed.
…Did Karentisia-chan say something harsh to her, I wonder? It’s unusual for Alexia, who’s always smiling, to be weeping this hard.
”What is it? Please calm down, stop the murderous body-slam, and tell me what you want to say, Alexia, once you’re calm, okay?” I requested softly.
”Okay, you know… SNNNNFFT!” Alexia agreed.
I wished she hadn’t wiped her tears and snot on my clothes. It’s totally fine since it’s Alexia, but still. And finally, Alexia let go of me, freeing me from the Murderous Body-Slam. That was a relief.
”…Are you calm now?” I asked.
I stretched out my leg and managed to reach Alexia’s head, giving her a gentle pat-pat. I just noticed this now, though. The height difference between me and Alexia has started to become hopelessly massive, hasn’t it? That’s kind of alarming.
”Yes, you know… Shin-kun.” Alexia murmured.
”Yes, Alexia.” I replied.
”I want a present from Shin-kun too, you know. So give me something, please! Sniff…” she pleaded.
”Well… for starters, how about I gift you my clothes so you can change your job from ‘Naked Tribe’ to something else, Alexia?” I suggested.
”…I’ll allow it if Shin-kun dresses me in the clothes, you know.” Alexia challenged.
”Yes, with pleasure!” I exclaimed happily.
And just like that, I presented Alexia with my clothes. Then, from up close, I helped Alexia put my clothes on. I had a bit of a strange feeling while I was dressing Alexia, but I’ll keep that a secret from her.
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(The Student Council Room of Alys Magic Academy of Mist)
”Fufufu… Have you decided to cough up the location of Shin-sama’s cherished place, Lala-sama?” A cold voice cooed.
”I’ll die before I tell you, you Phantom!” Lala-sama snapped defiantly.
”Hey! Layla! Release us quickly! Why did you only let Alexia go?” Hollow-sama demanded impatiently.
”Both Lala-sama and Hollow-sama know Shin-sama’s secret, don’t you? I won’t release you until you spill it. Besides, Alexia-sama is a very important person to me… and I don’t want her taking part in the festival that’s about to begin at this academy,” Layla explained with an unsettling calm.
”A festival? What are you talking about?” Hollow-sama asked, genuinely confused.
”Hollow-sama is so good at pretending not to know, aren’t you? It’s the Revival Festival, you see. The Revival Festival.” Layla chuckled softly.
”…The Revival Festival, you say?” Lala-sama repeated, her defiance momentarily replaced by a flicker of concern.
”Yes. The revival of a certain individual who sleeps within the academy grounds… a certain Witch’s Revival Festival.” Layla confirmed, her voice laced with triumph.
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Arc 6: ‘Phantom Remains’ Begins.
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Summary:
Amidst a beautiful, open-world grassland, the heroines—the stark-naked Alexia, wielding her Golden Axe of Disrobing, and the fiercely possessive Karentisia, with her twin Sacred Artifact swords—erupt in an absurdly violent battle, creating massive craters. Protagonist Shin, the self-aware villain heir, enjoys a very casual tea time while delighting in their fan-service-heavy fight. The dramatic scene shifts when Alexia, distraught by Karentisia’s new gift from Shin, turns her fury and tears onto him, almost killing him with a possessive hug before demanding her own gift. The chapter closes on a darker note, revealing the sinister Layla, who has captured Lala and Hollow in the Student Council Room, announcing a dangerous event: the Witch’s Revival Festival is about to begin at the Alys Magic Academy.
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Character Insight:
Shin’s perspective on the epic fantasy combat is completely jaded; he sees the life-or-death battles as mere background noise for his self-proclaimed elegant slice-of-life moments. His immediate shift from appreciating the heroines’ bodies to focusing on Alexia’s tears highlights his core motivation: emotional connection and maintaining his self-insert fan-service reality, regardless of the chaos. His automatic restoration ability underscores his detachment from the genuine danger of the fantasy world, allowing him to be a truly chaotic, amused observer.
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Behind the Scene:
The violent battle between Alexia and Karentisia was a power display and a conflict over Shin’s affections, revealing Karentisia’s new, powerful Sacred Artifacts gifted by Shin. Alexia’s ‘Murderous Body-Slam’ is a recurring gag, a physical manifestation of her extreme possessiveness. The sudden shift to the Alys Magic Academy confirms Layla’s hidden machinations and introduces the central conflict of the next arc, the Revival Festival, which is a major, dark plot point contrasting with the main story’s harem comedy.
Notes:
• Right – An upperclassman frustrated with ten-year-old Alexia’s presidency who initially supported Lilith (‘Lili-tan’) for the role. He represents the ‘cute girl fetish’ faction, rips up the magic paper in anger, and engages in heated debates with Left about the academy’s bizarre political landscape and student obsessions.
• Ayle – the No. 6 Holy Paladin of the Lax Church’s Eight Holy Lords (Seiibitsu no Ayl). He is a young man in simple white religious robes with an earnest expression. He is a minor supporting figure inside the cathedral, representing the slight concern over the external situation.
• Lin – Alt’s mentor, described as the ‘Great Hero who sealed the ancient dragon, Albion, who resides in the Dragon Country.’ He is suggested as someone who might possess knowledge of a cure for the dragon race’s strange disease.
• Uru – The wolf.
• Silvia – Another one of the ‘Hidden Eroins’ from the original game, her full background is not revealed in this chapter, but she is highly protective of ‘Karen’ (Karentisia) and recognizes the Protagonist’s Sacred Artifact. She is easily angered and speaks with an intense, aggressive cat dialect.
• Lala – Delusional saint candidate from the Lax Empire who becomes fanatically devoted to Shin, founding a religion in his name and often speaking with the quirky suffix ‘~desuwa’
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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