Chapter 23 The Overworked Shopkeeper and the Erotic Mother
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
”P-Please sell me five ‘Tremble-D**do-Buddys,’ and five each of ‘Womb Tingle’ and ‘Harlot’s Pastime!’”
The light-blue-haired customer, clearly a Sister from the Church of Demon-Subjugation, had come in today to place another huge order. Wow. No one’s been visiting this frequently since Tania started coming by, huh?
”It’s great that you’re buying so much, customer, but don’t you think you’re running a little short on holes?” I teased.
”T-That’s not it…! I’m not going to use all of them myself! I’m just taking orders from friends and seniors…!”
Her usual blushing reaction was genuinely entertaining. Still, I had to be careful about the misuse of adult magic tools. Customers always figure out ways to use products that the manufacturer never intended. While I appreciate them having fun, I don’t want to deal with complaints later.
”If that’s the case, then fine. Oh, but if you’re using the back hole, make sure you prepare properly, alright? You’ll tear something if you just shove it in, and honestly, it’s kinda dirty, too…”
”I told you I’m not the only one! I would never do something as vile as using my unclean hole!”
The Sister (alleged) bristled in anger, clutched the small bag filled with her purchases, turned on her heel, and stormed out of the shop. I let her buy the products today, but I might need to schedule her for some Lily-sensei Self-Pleasure Counseling soon.
”Was that the rumored Sister?”
”Huh? Oh, yeah, I think so.”
Tania, who’d been stopping by even when not ‘experimenting’ since the second ‘experiment,’ poked her head out from the back to talk to me. The way her face was slightly flushed from that awkward distance was pretty adorable, but we were still open for business. The ‘experiments’ would have to wait until later.
”Master, I’m exhausted…”
”Ah, good work. My bad for leaving all the production to you.”
Now Lily came out, complaining about her fatigue. That’s right; my shop, ‘Harvest,’ was currently in a full-blown mass production phase. The ‘Tremble-D**do-Buddy’ has been a huge hit since its launch, bringing a lot of women to the shop.
It was especially the light users who had been satisfied with their first purchase of the D**do-Buddy who had become repeat customers. I’d expected deep-end users like Tania to visit and buy, but I hadn’t anticipated this level of success.
As a result, I had to be on the shop floor more often and couldn’t keep up with the production myself. It’s what you call a happy problem. But the consequence was that Lily was working overtime, which was its own kind of hassle.
”I appreciate the kind words, but I want you to show it with action. I demand head-pats!” Lily chirped.
”Ah, alright, alright. Come here.”
”Nfufu!“
Lily came bounding over, happily pressing her head against my chest. I smoothed down her pink hair while she rubbed her forehead vigorously into my chest. She really is like a cat, this one. I felt a surge of desire and wanted to pet more than just her head—her chest, maybe—but I held back, knowing she’d pounce on me if I did.
”K-Kento, that…”
”Oh, come here, Tania.”
”A-Ah…”
Next, Tania hesitantly offered her head. I combed through her new-leaf-green hair and gently stroked her characteristic long ears. She let out a soft, happy sound, “Ngh!♡”, which I thoroughly enjoyed, until Lily head-butted me with the head she was already rubbing against me. Sorry, sorry.
Yes, Tania spending so much time in the shop was also a result of the mass production. She was helping the inexperienced Lily with the magic tool creation, proving to be an immediate asset—a savior, really. But where I originally intended to pay her for the work with money, combined with ‘experiments,’ she was now primarily asking for ‘experiments’ in exchange for her labor.
As a result, I had achieved the incredibly luxurious status of working the counter and harassing customers during the day, and then entertaining Lily and Tania with ‘experiments’ at night. Well, it’s definitely rough on the body sometimes…
At this rate, selling the Five-Point Pleasure Set—including the ‘Clit-Nip Clamp’ and the ‘Womb Massager’—will be a long way off. I really want to create more products. Maybe I’ll have to think about outsourcing the D**do-Buddy production soon.
As I thought about this, I continued petting the pink and new-leaf-green heads. …Did the body temperature radiating from both sides just get hotter? Their breathing sounds ragged, and I think they’re sniffing me!? Stop reaching for my lower half! Yes, I’m a little hard, but still!
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I somehow managed to avoid an ‘Experiment END’ and got back to the counter. Both girls had finished their work quota for the day, it seemed. Lily was probably doing chores, reading the books I’d bought her, or maybe having a solo ‘experiment.’ Tania, meanwhile, was curiously watching me work.
”I see. So, you’re overpowering the material’s limits with sheer technique, then. That might be theoretically possible, but…”
I was currently working on a staff I’d started as a hobby project. It was an ambitious piece, with tiny magic arrays written all over it to ensure its performance. Truth be told, the materials were cheap, so it wouldn’t sell to high-ranking magic users, but it was too labor-intensive for a beginner adventurer to afford. It was a completely half-baked tool.
If I could establish a more efficient array and reduce the labor, I might be able to offer it cheaply later, but for now, it really was just a hobby. Still, this kind of fundamental research is important. My masters’ labs were always full of junk that no one could figure out the purpose of.
”Why are you drawing the Mandragora Circuit there? I think the Bahamut Line would be cleaner and more straightforward.” Tania inquired, leaning in.
”Huh? Oh, because I’m using the Merlin Function over here. Besides, too much convenience is a bad idea, wouldn’t you say? The Bahamut Line has poor scalability, and honestly, this one just looks cooler.”
”Hmm, looks cooler, you say… Kento, you’re a technician and a true craftsman through and through. The folks cooped up in the ivory towers could never manage this.”
”Don’t praise me so much. I don’t even know if it’ll work out, and it’s a patchwork with poor reproducibility, after all. It’s barely left the realm of a plaything,” I grumbled.
As we were talking and working, the familiar CLANG-CLANG of the shop bell rang out from the entrance. My eyes darted up, and standing there was a single woman who appeared to be a nun, radiating an intoxicating sensuality.
She had long, wavy purple hair and a black-based nun’s habit that attempted, in vain, to hide her skin. But it was immediately obvious that she was concealing a voluptuous body underneath; I could practically hallucinate the onomatopoeia WHUMP! WHUMP! flying around her.
The tear-mole placed near the corner of her eye was exuding its own kind of sex appeal, and the way she stroked her pouting lips with her index finger was perfectly posed. Wh-What in the world is this Erotic Sister…?
As I stood there, utterly dumbfounded, the woman approached me, swaying her hips widely left and right—SWAY!—and bouncing her chest—JIGGLE!—in what looked like a Monroe Walk, oozing charm with every step.
”Hello there. Are you the shopkeeper, dear-r-r-r-e?♡”
”Hah, yes, I am,” I replied, somehow feeling completely overwhelmed.
Next to me, Tania muttered quietly, “A typical Church of Demon-Subjugation Sister, alright…”
Wait, really?! This is what they look like?! I couldn’t believe this was the appearance of a Sister from a church that supposedly preached abstinence, and I stared openly at the woman.
Ah, but I see. If a woman who looked like S*x Appeal itself was walking around, and you were still expected to suppress your lust, then maybe that was impressive training. Even so, her charm was dangerously potent. She looked exactly like a stripper or something dressed in a Sister costume.
”Oh, thank you for the compliment, dear-r-r-r-e? Beautiful Elf-san…♡” Mother Marian purred.
Tania, who hadn’t meant to compliment her at all, turned away, making a face as though she’d bitten into a bitter bug. I thought I heard her murmur, “This is why I hate the Church folks…” but the Erotic Sister didn’t seem to care.
”Ahem, so, what can I do for you, Sister? If you want to buy something, I’m listening.”
”Ufuf♡ Well, I am a Mother, you know. You could say I’m a supervisor who oversees many Sisters. You can call me Mother Marian, dear-r-r-r-e♡”
The Erotic Sister, now Erotic Mother, Mother Marian, said this with a sticky, drawn-out gaze and tone. Not just sticky, though—it felt sloshy, kinda sticky and wet. The humidity around her must’ve been over one hundred and twenty percent.
Fine, then! If she wants to play, I’ll go all out with my Shady Shop Owner Roleplay! My ideal shady shop owner would be checking her out with a perverted grin while simultaneously sizing her up with a sharp eye, easily handling this kind of interaction.
”I see. Pleasure to meet you, Mother Marian. But honestly, I’m not interested in a customer’s background or God. This is a magic shop, got it? If you’re just window-shopping, turn around and leave.”
”Nfufu…♡ Don’t get so flustered, dear-r-r-r-e. But yes, I won’t dally around either; I suppose I should talk now, dear-r-r-r-e♡”
But the Mother didn’t seem phased, proceeding with the conversation at her own sloshy pace. She shivered slightly, her chest bouncing—JIGGLE!—licked her lips, and then Mother Marian finally opened her mouth.
”I heard you were selling the ‘Devil’s Stick’ here. Shopkeeper, do you know anything about that, dear-r-r-r-e?♡”
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Summary:
The immense success of the ‘Tremble-D**do-Buddy’ has forced Kento, Lily, and Tania into a demanding, yet intimate, routine of production and affection. After a short respite discussing advanced magic theory at the counter, their domestic bliss is violently interrupted by the arrival of Mother Marian, an overly sensual and intimidating supervisor from the Church of Demon-Subjugation. Her shocking appearance and demanding persona set the stage for a major confrontation, as she immediately asks Kento about the ‘Devil’s Stick,’ confirming her hostile intent toward the shop’s best-selling item.
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Character Insight:
Kento’s shift to a playful protector with Lily and Tania reveals the growing depth of their bonds, contrasting sharply with his return to the defensive, perverted shop owner persona against Mother Marian. Marian is established as a highly charismatic and sexualized antagonist whose sensuality is a deliberate tool of power and intimidation. Tania is suspicious and hostile toward the Church’s apparent hypocrisy from the outset.
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Behind the Scene:
This chapter is the calm before the storm, detailing the internal dynamics and professional success of the shop just before the major external threat arrives. The technical discussion with Tania about magic staffs serves to re-establish Kento’s proficiency as a craftsman, providing context for the value of the goods the Church is about to demand a ban on. Mother Marian’s appearance is a deliberate visual shock designed to disarm the protagonist.
Notes:
• Tania – An Elf adventurer who, despite her race’s reputation for low sex drive, is secretly quite passionate. She initially seemed ‘wasted’ (emotionally dry) to her friend Raika, but was easily introduced to the pleasure-items sold at ‘Harvest.’ She is easily embarrassed and attempts to maintain a dignified facade, despite her recent, frequent purchases. She wears practical but light armor over a simple cloth tunic and short pants, highlighting her grace and agility. Her primary relationship is one of friendly senior-junior with Raika.
• Lily – the sl*ve and primary experiment subject for the magic shop, ‘Harvest.’ She has striking pink hair, Blue eyes, medium breasts, which the Protagonist associates with being ‘wanton’. She has a working knowledge of magic, which she kept hidden from the slave trader.
• Kento – The owner of the magic tool shop ‘Harvest,’ which discretely sells adult goods. He’s a former overworked, ordinary salaryman from modern Japan who was suddenly transported (isekai’d) to this fantasy world. He has dark hair and an unremarkable appearance, typically wearing a plain, slightly suspicious-looking shop owner’s clothes looks like Kazuma Satou from certain series. He has a minimal amount of magic power, enough to craft his specialty items.
• Marian – A ‘Mother’ and supervisor from the Church of Demon-Subjugation. Her appearance and demeanor defy the Church’s purported ‘chastity,’ instead she has wavy purple long hair, busty, black nun, tear mole under eye, and monroe walk. She has arrived with a clear purpose: to confront Kento about the ‘Devil’s Stick.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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