Male-Idol v13c362

Volume 13 Chapter 362 Bulletin Board, In Pursuit of Romance


Edited by: Kanaa-senpai


 [Hizume Special] Chase the Tokumoto Buried Treasure!! [‘Berry-Berry’ Special]


 4 Anonymous

 Is it here!?

 Is this actually the place!?


 7 Anonymous

 >>4

 Believe in the you that believes in yourself!!


 10 Anonymous

 Dammit! Aqua-sama is appearing on every single channel, I don’t even know what to watch!!


 13 Anonymous

 >>10

 This! So much this!


 16 Anonymous

 Everyone’s just wandering around because they can’t figure out which show to live-tweet lol.


 19 Anonymous

 >>16

 I’m grateful for the archives and reruns, but you can only really enjoy the live hype for one show at a time.


 22 Anonymous

 Heaven’s Sword is the safe bet. Personally, I think ‘Berry-Berry‘ is the dark horse contender.


 25 Anonymous

 While Heaven’s Sword was airing, the other stations that used to just broadcast footage of bonfires finally decided to get serious.


 28 Anonymous

 >>25

 To think their actual solution was just to fill the counter-programming slots with Aqua-sama too.


 30 Anonymous

 Hey! I heard Tashinami bought seven TVs!!


 33 Anonymous

 >>30

 As expected of our honorary Bulletin Board citizen.


 36 Anonymous

 >>30

 Don’t you ever stop, Tashinami.


 39 Anonymous

 >>30

 That’s the Tashinami we know and love!!


 41 Anonymous

 Buying seven TVs is fine and all, but can Tashinami actually post on the board while watching all of them at once?


 44 Anonymous

 >>41

 If it’s Tashinami, she could probably pull it off.


 47 Anonymous

 >>41

 Tashinami would definitely go for it.


 50 Anonymous

 >>44>>47

 This mysterious sense of absolute trust in Tashinami lol.


 53 Verification Team*07218KADO6

 To be precise, it’s not that Tashinami bought seven TVs, but she’s in an environment where she can monitor seven programs simultaneously. I can’t say any more than that because it would be a spoiler…


 56 Anonymous

 >>53

 Hmmm, I don’t really get the situation, but basically Tashinami is just being Tashinami then.


 59 Anonymous

 >>53

 That kind of intel helps. I’m still worried about the fact that you’ve infiltrated the Shirogane Kingdom though lol.


 62 Anonymous

 Agggh! Which one should I actually watch and comment on!?


 65 Anonymous

 Is it here? Is it really here!? I’m putting my faith in you guys!!


 68 Anonymous

 >>62>>65

 You guys, just commit already! It’s starting!!


 71 Anonymous

 Here it comes!!


 74 Anonymous

 It’s on!!


 77 Anonymous

 Some weird ticker just scrolled across the screen lol.


 79 Anonymous

 Wait, the narrator is Tanaka-san, famous for ‘Driver’!! So nostalgic!!


 82 Anonymous

 Tanaka-san’s narration is so hype!


 85 Anonymous

 The Tenga Akira Expedition Team has arrived!!


 88 Anonymous

 TENGA! TENGA! TENGA!


 91 Anonymous

 Wait? ‘First Episode/Series Finale Special’!?


 93 Anonymous

 Wait lol. Why is it the series finale on the very first episode!?


 96 Anonymous

 This… Tenga-senpai is going to get too fired up and drop out halfway through! As a Tenga fan, I can sense it instantly!!


 100 Anonymous

 >>96

 LMAO lol.


 104 Anonymous

 Ishizaka-san is here!!


 107 Anonymous

 It’s the exact same lineup from back in the day lol.


 119 Anonymous

 Does that mean…!?


 122 Anonymous

 Itoi-san is here too!!


 125 Anonymous

 When you think buried treasure, it has to be these members!!


 128 Anonymous

 A mysterious scroll appeared!!


 130 Anonymous

 Smells fishy lol. What even is a ‘Ninja Village’ anyway!


 133 Anonymous

 Good news: our buried treasure is finally coming back!!


 135 Anonymous

 Ninja Village LOL. There’s no such thing as ninjas!!


 137 Anonymous

 Where the hell is a Ninja Village supposed to be lol. It’s already suspicious at this point!!


 139 Anonymous

 As usual, it’s nothing but things to nitpick from the start lol.


 142 Anonymous

 This is exactly what the Tokumoto Buried Treasure is all about!


 145 Anonymous

 The Ancient Document Deciphering Team is here!!


 148 Anonymous

 Kanon-sama LMAO.


 150 Anonymous

 Our Kanon-sama would live for this kind of stuff!!


 153 Anonymous

 If Kanon-sama is on the deciphering team, then next time we can look for treasure in Stars too!!


 156 Anonymous

 >>153

 The scale just got massive lol.


 160 Anonymous

 Morikawa is here!


 163 Anonymous

 The Morikawa Kaede Expedition Team has arrived!!


 165 Anonymous

 Hey! You’re a pregnant woman, so don’t go doing anything reckless!!


 169 Anonymous

 Nee-san!!


 172 Anonymous

 Huh? Nee-san’s belly…


 174 Anonymous

 Hmm? Does this mean this was actually filmed after she gave birth!?


 177 Anonymous

 >>174

 No way LMAO.


 181 Anonymous

 Normally, you’d plan a project like this for months. But ‘Berry-Berry’ doesn’t care about that.


 185 Anonymous

 It’s Emily-sama.


 188 Anonymous

 If only this were Hagetoru instead of Emily-sama…


 192 Anonymous

 If the last one had been Hagetoru instead of Emily-sama, it would have been a full Verification Team project.


 196 Anonymous

 Regarding the fact that the deciphering team is basically just the Verification Team!!


 199 Anonymous

 The scroll opening is here!!


 201 Anonymous

 Oh! The handwriting looks legitimate!!


 204 Anonymous

 It’s too elegant, I can’t even read it.


 207 Anonymous

 No good. I don’t understand it at all lol.


 210 Anonymous

 This… this is!? …I have no idea what it says.


 214 Anonymous

 Bad news: Bulletin Board users are useless!!


 217 Anonymous

 >>214

 Don’t expect anything from Bulletin Boarders!!


 219 Anonymous

 >>214

 But still, if it’s the Verification Team…!!


 222 Anonymous

 Emily-sama is here!!


 225 Anonymous

 It really has to be Emily-sama!!


 228 Anonymous

 Bad news: Emily-sama is more competent than the Verification Team!!


 230 Anonymous

 Emily-sama. Please take care of the useless Verification Team!!


 233 Anonymous

 Even Emily-sama can’t decipher the final code… really!?


 236 Anonymous

 If even Emily-sama, a direct descendant of the Yukishiro line, can’t read it, it must be difficult.


 239 Anonymous

 Someone who might know?


 242 Anonymous

 Who is it?


 245 Anonymous

 Uooooooooooooooo!


 248 Anonymous

 A real Meeting of the Six Houses is happening right now!!


 251 Anonymous

 This is intense!!


 254 Anonymous

 Emily-sama’s popularity is insane, being able to gather these members with a single word!!


 256 Anonymous

 Emily-sama, please just join the Verification Team instead of Hagetoru already.


 259 Anonymous

 >>256

 Stop! If our Hagetoru stops being in the Verification Team, he’ll just be a total creep!!


 262 Anonymous

 >>259

 A total creep LMAO.


 265 Anonymous

 >>259

 Isn’t he just a dangerous guy then!!


 268 Anonymous

 >>265

 Hagetoru is only being tolerated because he’s in the Verification Team, but otherwise he’s just a dangerous pervert!!


 270 Anonymous

 Bad news: Hagetoru is getting roasted even though he hasn’t even appeared!!


 273 Anonymous

 Kuga Rihito-san is so cool. If this person had been an actor, things might have been different even before Aqua-sama appeared.


 275 Anonymous

 Look closely! Amakusa-san and Kuga-san are sitting there holding hands!!


 277 Anonymous

 >>275

 Uwah, how nice.


 279 Anonymous

 >>275

 May you be happy together forever, now go explode!!


 281 Anonymous

 Congressman Kokucho, where’s the baby-making report? You definitely did it on the ‘Holy Night’, right!?


 284 Anonymous

 President Fuji Ranko looks younger every time I see her.


 288 Anonymous

 >>284

 There’s a theory she’s hanging out with BERYL and sucking away their youth.


 292 Anonymous

 >>288

 LMAO lol.


 295 Anonymous

 My grandma’s been getting younger and younger ever since Aqua-sama appeared too.


 297 Anonymous

 >>295

 They say watching Aqua-sama provides the ultimate beauty treatment, after all.


 300 Anonymous

 The walking beauty serum, Shirogane Aqua!!


 302 Anonymous

 >>297>>300

 This isn’t even a joke; apparently, sticking a photo of Aqua-sama on the inside or back of your compact mirror lid works wonders. Tashinami said on the Beauty Board that she sticks a photo of Aqua-sama on her Corolle compact.


 304 Anonymous

 >>302

 I’m copying that next year.


 306 Anonymous

 >>302

 I wish you’d shared that useful info sooner!!


 310 Anonymous

Kukuri-chan-sama is as beautiful as ever…


 313 Anonymous

 Kanon-sama -> A look like a real princess.

 Kukuri-chan-sama -> A black-haired beauty that every Japanese person would find beautiful.

 Emily-sama -> A world-class beauty.


 317 Anonymous

 >>313

 Exactly this!!


 320 Anonymous

 Having the direct child of the Tokumoto family show up is cheating LOL.


 323 Anonymous

 Hey hey, unlike the Tokumoto Buried Treasure shows until now, this one is the real deal!!


 326 Anonymous

 Expectations are rising. This is different from the previous Tokumoto Buried Treasure hunts!!


 329 Anonymous

 The Mizuno Family!?


 331 Anonymous

 The Mizuno Family is here!!


 334 Anonymous

 Wait lol. Is that old lady still looking for the buried treasure!!


 336 Anonymous

 Yui Station, it’s the Mizuno Family!!


 339 Anonymous

 Finally, our buried treasure is coming home.


 342 Anonymous

 Mary Women’s University Professor LMAO.


 345 Anonymous

 Wait lol. The daughter appeared instead of the old lady LOL.


 348 Anonymous

 The Mizuno Family… with this, they’ve gone past three generations and the fourth is looking for the treasure too LMAO.


 351 Anonymous

 This development is hype!!


 354 Anonymous

 Ooh~!


 357 Anonymous

 As expected of a Mary Women’s University Professor. She can do a proper analysis!!


 360 Anonymous

 My lowered expectations are rising again!!


 363 Anonymous

 Hey LOL lol.


 365 Anonymous

 Prime Minister Habu LOL LMAO.


 368 Anonymous

 Ahhh, another apology.


 371 Anonymous

 Hey, that ticker earlier wasn’t necessary lol.


 374 Anonymous

 I was just thinking Prime Minister Habu didn’t have an apology today lol.

 377

 An apology press conference at the end of the year lol LMAO.


 380 Anonymous

 I’m glad Kanon-sama is motivated.


 383 Anonymous

 I find myself feeling heartened whenever I see Kanon-sama on TV.


 386 Anonymous

 >>383

 I totally get that lol.


 389 Anonymous

 Aqu-tan’s willy!?


 392 Anonymous

 Morikawa, are you actually competent or what!!


 395 Anonymous

 Why is the map pixelated!! Stop messing around!!


 398 Anonymous

 More details on that!!


 401 Anonymous

 The responses suddenly slowed down. Is everyone looking for the river shaped like Aqua-kun’s Aqua-kun LOL.


 404 Anonymous

 >>401

 As expected, Bulletin Boarders are beyond help lol.


 407 Verification Team*07218KADO6

 Look, here’s the Willy River.

 https://XXXXX.XXX/XXXXX/XXXXX.jpg


 410 Anonymous

 >>407

 A god!!


 412 Anonymous

 >>407

 As expected of the Verification Team!!


 415 Anonymous

 >>407

 This will do for today’s ‘material’!!


 417 Anonymous

 >>415

 That’s too high-level lol LOL.


 420 Anonymous

 Nee-san, as expected!!


 423 Anonymous

 I’m so glad Nee-san is here. If it was just Hogekawa, nothing would have been found.


 426 Anonymous

 Kawaguchi-san is here!!


 429 Anonymous

 This is hype!!


 432 Anonymous

 Tenga Akira Expedition Team is here!!


 435 Anonymous

 Tenga-senpai looks like he’s having so much fun, it’s great!!


 437 Anonymous

 TENGA! TENGA! TENGA!


 440 Anonymous

 The ‘Power-Type’ member is here!!


 444 Anonymous

 The Power-Type member, Shirogane Aqua, is here!!


 448 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama and Tenga-senpai really seem to love these kinds of projects lol. It’s oozing from their expressions.


 452 Anonymous

 Toa-chan is so cute!!


 455 Anonymous

 I know his helmet is way too big for him. It reminds me of Kagami-member.


 457 Anonymous

 Mayuzumi-kun looks so excited.


 460 Anonymous

 Mayuzumi-kun actually seems to like this stuff too.


 463 Anonymous

 I like Mayuzumi-kun best when he’s doing the ‘bad influence’ routine with Aqua-sama!!


 466 Anonymous

 >>463

 I get it!!


 468 Anonymous

 >>463

 Exactly!


 471 Anonymous

 Special Advisor lol.


 473 Anonymous

 Kohina Yukari, we’re counting on you!!


 477 Anonymous

 Mount Akagi is here!!


 480 Anonymous

 They’re in my neighborhood!! I’m so happy!!


 484 Anonymous

 Tenga-senpai!?


 488 Anonymous

 Everyone, Tenga-senpai is walking into the bushes on his own!!


 492 Anonymous

 Everyone~! Please notice Tenga-senpai going into the bushes~!


 495 Anonymous

 Tenga-senpai found something!!


 498 Anonymous

 Tenga-senpai normally gets ahead of the staff, Aqua-sama follows him, and then Kohina Yukari. Why are these people so eager…


 501 Anonymous

 >>498

 It can’t be helped. It’s Aqua-sama.


 504 Anonymous

 The old well is here!!


 507 Anonymous

 Even after 20 years, they’re still doing the same thing!!


 509 Anonymous

 The usual old well is here!!


 513 Anonymous

 This show hasn’t grown at all… but that’s what makes it good!!


 516 Anonymous

 >>513

 I get it!!


 518 Anonymous

 >>513

 Exactly!


 522 Anonymous

 Is Mochizuki Heavy Machinery still doing this lol!!


 525 Anonymous

 The president looks well—wait, he’s become the chairman!!


 528 Anonymous

 You can really feel the passage of time.


 531 Anonymous

 I’m telling you, why is Tenga-senpai getting ahead of the staff!!


 534 Anonymous

 >>531

 It can’t be helped since Tenga-senpai’s excitement couldn’t be contained!!


 537 Anonymous

 Tenga-senpai, be careful~!!


 540 Anonymous

 >>537

 Right as I’m saying it—!!


 543 Anonymous

 Tenga-senpaiiiiiii!!


 546 Anonymous

 Ambulance! Ambulance!!


 549 Anonymous

 I’m so glad he was wearing a helmet.


 552 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama LOL.


 555 Anonymous

 Let’s just lift it with a crane normally!!


 558 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama: “Power is faster! Hmph!”

 Aqua-sama said.


 561 Anonymous

 As expected of Aqua-sama. He solves everything with power!!


 564 Anonymous

 Ah, looks like he sprained his ankle.


 567 Anonymous

 Tenga-senpai has a slot in the Singing Contest after this, is he going to be okay!?


 570 Anonymous

 >>567

 Still, if it’s Tenga-senpai…!!


 573 Anonymous

 I’m so glad an ambulance was on standby. Get well soon, Tenga-senpai.


 576 Anonymous

 Tenga-senpai, don’t overdo it. It’s okay even if you don’t make it to the Singing Contest.


 579 Anonymous

 Tenga-senpai… you reckless fool!!


 582 Anonymous

 Shirogane Aqua Expedition Team is here!!


 584 Anonymous

 So this is why the Tenga Akira Expedition Team was a ‘First Episode/Series Finale Special’ LOL.


 587 Anonymous

 First Episode/Series Finale Special lol LMAO.


 590 Anonymous

 Next time will probably be ‘The Return! Tenga Akira Expedition Team!!’ lol.


 593 Anonymous

 Director Hongou, nice suggestion!!


 596 Anonymous

 I’m glad there’s a decent adult like Director Hongou here. You can’t count on the ‘Berry-Berry’ staff lol.


 599 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama LMAO.


 602 Anonymous

 How can he return safely even after a landslide lol.


 605 Verification Team*07218KADO6

 As expected. Aqua-sama!!


 608 Anonymous

 Ugyaa!!


 611 Anonymous

 Ah, ah, ah!


 614 Anonymous

 Could you please stop doing these sudden, cool close-ups of Aqua-sama!?


 617 Anonymous

 The ‘Berry-Berry’ staff are competent after all!!


 620 Anonymous

 The thread momentum suddenly dropped lol. Did a few people drop out lol.


 622 Anonymous

 Director Hongou, who’s enduring this, is too amazing!!


 625 Anonymous

 He wasn’t the director of ‘Driver’ for nothing. He’s used to it!!


 628 Anonymous

 And then Aqua-sama just goes down the well normally lol.


 631 Anonymous

 He’s fast to prepare, but fast to descend too.


 634 Anonymous

 Umm, I’m a ranger member, and Aqua-sama is definitely doing proper descent training here.


 637 Anonymous

 LMAO lol.


 640 Anonymous

 >>634

 Why is Aqua-sama so high-spec.


 643 Anonymous

 His way of descending is good too.


 646 Anonymous

 Ugyaa!!


 648 Anonymous

 My heart is pounding because Aqu-tan is waiting with his arms wide open!!


 651 Anonymous

 At this point, he’s basically a princess!!


 653 Anonymous

 I don’t care about the buried treasure anymore. Just keep showing cool Aqua-sama!!


 655 Anonymous

 >>653

 Hey, the buried treasure is important too!!


 658 Verification Team *010meTA473

 I’m going to rewatch the recording of this scene later!!


 661 Anonymous

 >>658

 You really are in every thread. And despite watching seven programs at once, the fact you’re seeing everything is lol.


 663 Anonymous

 >>658

 Being honest with your desires is good!!


 666 Anonymous

 ”Because I’ll definitely protect you!?”

 Aqua-sama asked.


 669 Anonymous

 I want Aqu-tan to say something like that to me just once too!!


 672 Anonymous

 The side tunnel is here!!


 675 Anonymous

 Double side tunnels are here!!


 678 Anonymous

 We can expect something from this!!


 681 Verification Team*07218KADO6

 Dammit! I’m so distracted by Aqua-sama’s butt walking in front of me that I can’t concentrate on anything!!


 683 Anonymous

 >>681

 Exactly that!


 685 Anonymous

 >>681

 Me too!!


 688 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama is good at diving into holes!!


 691 Anonymous

 >>688

 Hey!


 694 Verification Team*07218KADO6

 >>688

 Guhehe! You mean Tashinami’s hole!!


 698 Anonymous

 >>694

 LMAO.


 702 Verification Team *010meTA473

 >>694

 Idiot!!


 705 Anonymous

 It’s a dead end.


 708 Anonymous

 Director Hongou’s breast-groping is here!!


 711 Anonymous

 Director Hongou’s lucky pervert moment is here!!


 713 Anonymous

 Hey, the ticker lol!!


 715 Anonymous

 Keep it a secret from him LMAO.


 717 Anonymous

 As expected, the ‘Berry-Berry’ staff are competent!!


 719 Anonymous

 The hole on the other side is a bit small.


 721 Verification Team*07218KADO6

 It’s a tight squeeze, just like Tashinami’s hole!!


 724 Anonymous

 >>721

 Whoa!


 726 Verification Team *010meTA473

 >>721

 Stooooooop! Hagetoru, you idiot! What kind of nonsense are you saying!!


 729 Anonymous

 >>726

 Your response is too fast for someone with seven windows open lol.


 731 Anonymous

 >>726

 I’m basically here just to see this reaction lol.


 735 Anonymous

 Hagetoru needs to get scolded by Tashinami in real life at least once lol.


 738 Anonymous

 Ah, this side is a dead end too.


 741 Anonymous

 There’s something there!!


 743 Anonymous

 Jizo-sama is here!!


 746 Anonymous

 That’s scary!!


 748 Anonymous

 Toa-chan is so cute!


 750 Anonymous

 Toa-chan -> Cute.

 Kohina Yukari -> Zero feminine charm.

 Even when using Aqua-sama as a shield, there’s such a difference!!


 753 Anonymous

 Tenga-senpai is here!!


 755 Anonymous

 Tenga-senpai, I’m glad you’re safe!!


 758 Anonymous

 Footage from the hospital? That helps!!


 761 Anonymous

 It’s a sprain.


 764 Anonymous

 ”I’ll make it in time for the live show!!”

 Tenga-senpai replied.


 767 Anonymous

 Do your best, Tenga-senpai!! But don’t push it too hard!!


 770 Anonymous

 Asking the local people. Roger!!


 773 Anonymous

 Don’t say it like ‘First Villager’!!


 776 Anonymous

 The lady must be surprised too lol.


 779 Anonymous

 I’m so jealous of that lady!!


 781 Anonymous

 I see, so that’s why there was an old well.


 784 Anonymous

 Salt made by Aqua-kun and the others!?


 787 Anonymous

 No way, salt over sweets any day!!


 790 Anonymous

 Salt helps!!


 793 Anonymous

 Hey, isn’t this salt more valuable than the buried treasure?


 795 Anonymous

 >>793

 Shhh!!


 798 Anonymous

 >>793

 You idiot! Buried treasure isn’t about that!!


 801 Anonymous

 Buried treasure is romance!!


 804 Anonymous

 A call from Emily-sama!!


 807 Anonymous

 Ah, it’s not Mount Akagi, it’s Mount Haruna!!


 810 Anonymous

 Kohina Yukari, nice.


 813 Anonymous

 I like how Kohina Yukari is proper about these things. Memorial services and exorcisms are important.


 815 Anonymous

 I’m glad Kohina Yukari came along.


 817 Anonymous

 Hey!


 820 Anonymous

 I told you it’s Gunma!!


 822 Anonymous

 Gunma Prefectural Government Office LMAO.


 825 Anonymous

 I get this. Gunma even made a pit dwelling into the Prefectural Office once.


 828 Verification Team *010meTA473

 Gunma is a nice place. We all went to a hot spring together before because Bath-aneki recommended it. Aqua also said that in the summer, he went with Mayuzumi-kun on bikes to see the Megane Bridge and went to a place that’s like a konjac theme park.


 830 Anonymous

 >>828

 Whoa, for real. I wanted to see them even from a distance!!


 833 Anonymous

 >>828

 That kind of info helps!!


 835 Anonymous

 We’ve arrived at the destination!!


 837 Anonymous

 Why are Aqua-sama and Kohina Yukari getting ahead of the staff again!?


 839 Anonymous

 >>837

 Give up. That’s just how it is!!


 841 Anonymous

 Kohina Yukari’s scream is here!!


 843 Verification Team*07218KADO6

 Did they do it!?


 846 Anonymous

 >>843

 Hey LMAO.


 849 Anonymous

 Ugyaa! A big snake is here!!


 852 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama just captured it normally lol.


 855 Anonymous

 And there’s another hole-like thing!?


 857 Anonymous

 What do you mean ‘a wonderful hole’ LMAO. You definitely don’t need those sparkling effects lol.


 860 Anonymous

 Itoi-san’s ‘it’s right here’ is here!


 863 Anonymous

 So it’s not actually here. I understand.


 866 Anonymous

 >>863

 Don’t give up!!


 869 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama is going to check it normally, but that’s usually the staff’s job!!


 871 Anonymous

 This big sister is just glad Mayuzumi-kun is having fun!!


 874 Anonymous

 Everyone, be careful. Especially Toa-chan!!


 877 Anonymous

 Oh, oh, oh!


 880 Anonymous

 Aqu-tan gently leading Toa-chan!!


 883 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama: “Come on, Toa! I’ll catch you.”

 Aqua-sama said.

 Toa-chan: “U-um…”

 Toa replied.

 ↓

 Me: Rattle rattle rattle


 886 Anonymous

 >>883

 Stop eating your medicine like they’re Choco-Peppi!!


 889 Anonymous

 The usual rubber boat is here!!


 892 Anonymous

 Hey! I caught a glimpse of duct tape reinforcement on the back of the rubber boat!!


 894 Anonymous

 >>892

 The usual.


 897 Anonymous

 It’s going to capsize and the staff will be washed away anyway! …I thought that, and it’s actually happening!!


 900 Anonymous

 This show hasn’t grown at all…


 903 Anonymous

 >>900

 But that’s what makes it good!!


 906 Anonymous

 Aqu-tan jumps in without hesitation!!


 909 Anonymous

 I’m telling you, Aqua-sama needs to think a little more about his own body…


 912 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama, you jumped in as soon as the boat capsized.

 Normally, anyone would pause for a moment, but there’s a limit to how reckless you are!!


 915 Anonymous

 Aqua-sama, nice job!!


 917 Anonymous

 Hey, keep exploring like this, LOL


 919 Anonymous

 Kohina Yukari, stop it!!


 921 Anonymous

 Ah, you dove in before Kohina Yukari said so, lol


 923 Anonymous

 Hey, you haven’t come back in a while. Are you okay!?


 925 Anonymous

 Kohina Yukari, it’s good that you tried to help yourself in a situation like this.

 Everyone, Aqua-sama (T/N: I know that Aqua-sama is fine, but this guy is genuinely worried about Aqua-sama.)


 928 Anonymous

 >>925

 That’s what’s so great about it.


 930 Anonymous

 Who’s the demand for Kohina Yukari’s service scenes? LOL


 932 Anonymous

 >>930

 Aqu-tan.


 934 Anonymous

 >>930

 Aqua-sama.


 936 Anonymous

 >>932>>934

 Damn it!


 938 Anonymous

 Good news, Kohina Yukari’s social media is on fire with a huge Hizume attack!!


 940 Anonymous

 >>938

 Okay, as always!!


 943 Anonymous

 A wonderful cave within a wonderful cave LOL


 947 Verification Team*07218KADO6

 This cavern looks like a herring roe ceiling…


 949 Anonymous

 >>947

 Hey, stop trying to surprise me like that lol


 951 Anonymous

 We’ve found the mysterious shrine!!


 954 Anonymous

 Scary!!


 956 Anonymous

 Aqu-tan, I’m glad you turned back.


 That was the right decision!!


 958 Anonymous

 It’s getting dark, so I guess I’ll call it a day.


 960 Anonymous

 >>958

 It’s the same old pattern, so that’s reassuring.


 963 Anonymous

 I see, I see.

 So the shrine was there because of a past eruption.


 Only the locals knew about it.


 965 Anonymous

 If the shrine was built in a different era, does that mean it’s in a different location than the one mentioned in the scroll?


 967 Anonymous

 Hmm, the mystery only deepens.


 970 Anonymous

 A shady-looking psychic showed up lol


 973 Anonymous

 (Conclusion) Station, they’re not going to find it, lmao


 976 Anonymous

 >>973

 That’s part of the aesthetic!


 979 Anonymous

 >>973

 The fact that it’s not found is what makes it so romantic!!


 982 Anonymous

 The apology press conference started immediately, lol LOL


 985 Anonymous

 The Prime Minister was forced to apologize for not finding the buried treasure, lol LOL


 988 Anonymous

 >>985

 That’s not your problem, Prime Minister, lmao lol


 990 Anonymous

 I hope they find the buried treasure next time.

 I still believe in them!!


 993 Anonymous

 >>990

 That’s right!!


 996 Anonymous

 >>990

 Next time, it’s Stars!!


 1000 Anonymous

 If it’s 1000, the buried treasure… doesn’t matter, I hope Tenga-senpai recovers from his injury!!


 1001774 *Hi-P3erver

 Beep! Beep!

 We’re downgrading the server AI due to the high volume of traffic during the Big Hizume and New Year’s holidays!!

 Everyone, please try not to put stress on your body like we do on the servers, even though it’s the New Year!

 Also, be careful not to choke on mochi during the New Year holidays!!

 Mikoto’s console almost broke when a mochi got stuck in the water-cooling tube!!

 So, ladies at the Bulletin Board, be careful with your mochi and have a happy new year!


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 Character Insight:

 This narrative segment underscores the dichotomy of Shirogane Aqua’s ‘perfect idol’ archetype when transplanted into a rugged, quintessential variety show environment. His formidable physical capabilities—ranging from expert rappelling to capturing wildlife—clash with his ethereal aesthetic, yielding a ‘gap moe’ effect that captivates the audience. Concurrently, board members like Tashinami and Hagetoru exemplify the obsessive fan engagement characteristic of this idol-centric society, where every minutia, from topographical coincidences to vanity mirror accessories, is scrutinized with religious fervor.


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 Behind the Scene:

 The ‘Tokumoto Buried Treasure’ is a satirical homage to Japanese ‘expedition’ variety specials, most notably the ‘Hiroshi Fujioka Expedition’ series, known for sensationalist editing and ultimately finding no treasure. The humor derives from the production’s stagnation; despite the passage of two decades, it utilizes the same precarious equipment and improvised repairs, such as duct-taped rubber boats, to maintain a sense of low-budget authenticity.


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 T/L:

1 u21a9 Tokumoto Buried Treasure: A cultural trope in Japanese variety media referencing the legendary lost gold of the Tokugawa Shogunate, typically characterized by hyped-up investigations that yield no results.

2 u21a9 Berry-Berry: A fictional variety program within the story’s universe known for its eccentric and often dangerous outdoor segments.


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