Chapter 67 Your Face is Terrifying
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
”I’m back,” Ena-san said as she stepped into the room.
”Oh, Ena-san. Welcome back,” the Class President replied.
With only about an hour and a half left before lunch, Ena-san had finally returned from her massage session with Anma-kun.
She had been gone for an eternity. If a standard shoulder rub only takes about five minutes per person, her absence was beyond suspicious. Just as I suspected, Anma-kun has to be hiding some “special” massage technique. It’s likely an Ability¹ with some shocking effect, just like his hair removal trick. There’s no way the Palace would let him pull people away during work hours for just a basic rubdown.
Still, it probably wasn’t hair removal this time. If she’d known about that from the start, she wouldn’t have been so careless about us finding out. Then again, maybe Anma-kun just… slipped up? No, I doubt he’d accidentally leak a secret Ability. If it wasn’t hair removal, what else could it be? Something in the same vein… skin care? Hair luster? If it’s anything like that, I want in on it too.
But how do I get him to tell me? Better yet, why is he hiding it? The Princess wouldn’t keep us in the dark without a reason. We’d be more than a little pissed if he was hoarding beauty-buffing Skills². From the way the other maids act, they’re going out of their way to make sure Souya-chan can focus on tailoring. They clearly value her skills, so I don’t think they’re trying to freeze us out.
Maybe it’s a time issue? But Anma-kun seemed pretty bored yesterday. He mentioned only having three clients in the morning and five in the afternoon. Even if he gave everyone a twenty-minute session, he’d still have hours of downtime.
I just don’t get it. Even Ena-san was clearly dodging the subject, acting like her lips were sealed. The maids are all so tight-lipped… I’ll probably have better luck guessing and then confronting Anma-kun directly. He’s always been the easiest one to crack. Which is a whole other problem, honestly.
There are only two real possibilities: either there’s a legitimate reason he can’t talk, or I’m just overthinking everything.
If there’s a reason… is it because the massage is dangerous? Or something that shouldn’t be spread around? I can’t even imagine what that “something” would be.
But if I’m just overthinking it… then what the hell were Ena-san and Anma-kun doing for that long? Like I said, you don’t need an hour for a shoulder rub. It took way longer than Akari-chan’s oil leg massage, and I’m pretty sure she wasn’t getting her hair nuked either.
…Wait. Could they have been doing… something lewd?
If that’s the case, it makes perfect sense why she’d stay quiet. I wouldn’t even know how to react to a story about Anma-kun and the maids getting busy. But why would they? Are the maids so desperate for action that they’re using Anma-kun because he’s the only guy around? Are they doing it during the day because they don’t want to bother him at night? …No, that’s crazy. I’d never be able to look at Ena-san the same way again.
Or is it Anma-kun? Is he so “backed up” that he’s begging the maids for help? And since it’s technically “serving” him, do they consider it part of their work hours? No, wait – Jane-san and Corinna-san are already there with him. To think he’s calling in even more maids for some kind of orgy… that’s just… Ugh, now I’m actually getting pissed. If he’s doing that but turned me down yesterday, I’ll make him regret it.
Actually, why the hell did I even say those things yesterday? Touching his stiff… h-h-hardened… p**is… telling him I’d make him feel good and to “be prepared” for today… Gaaaah! I want to crawl into a hole and die!
”Owa-sama? Owa-sama, is something wrong?” Ena-san asked.
”Huh? Oh, sorry. I was just… lost in thought,” I replied. “So, how did it go with Anma-kun?”
Right. Focus. Ena-san is back. I need to dig for info. Maybe I can figure out what his deal is.
”Yes! When I checked with Appraisal³, he had successfully added a hair removal effect to his massage Ability,” Ena-san said.
So he really did get a new Skill. I’m curious what it feels like to just “gain” a power like that, but maybe I’ll save that question for lunch.
”So, what kind of Skill is it?” I asked.
”It’s called ‘Hair Removal Oil Massage.’ It provides permanent hair removal and post-care treatment to any area massaged with oil. It doesn’t affect hair, eyelashes, or eyebrows, so it’s safe even if it gets on your face,” Ena-san explained.
A collective “Ooooh…” rippled through the room. Everyone’s eyes were practically glowing. Except for Yui-san, who looked as bored as ever. If it doesn’t mess with the hair on our heads, it’s a total game-changer. I bet almost every girl here is going to be begging for an oil massage tonight. I feel bad for Souya-chan, but we’re going to need those swimsuits finished ASAP.
”So, how often do we need to get it done? Just whenever it starts growing back?” Kanna asked.
I wondered that too. If it’s a daily thing, there’s no way he can keep up. I mean, I wouldn’t hate getting an oil massage from Anma-kun every day, but he’d be exhausted.
Wait… where exactly is he removing the hair? Like… the VIO line⁴ too? Is Anma-kun going to be rubbing my… my… p**sy area every single day?
No! Absolutely not! That’s way too much! If he’s touching my p**sy every day, my life is going to become one long, lewd blur! That kind of thing is for after marriage! Wait – no! Anma-kun and I aren’t even like that! What am I even thinking?!
”A single treatment lasts for fifteen days,” Ena-san explained. “So once every two weeks should be enough.”
”Fifteen days, huh? Given how much work it is for Anma-san, we should probably set up a rotation so we don’t overwhelm him,” someone suggested.
Not every day. I felt a weird mix of relief and… disappointment? No, definitely not disappointment.
If it lasts fifteen days, a rotation makes sense. Rubbing down twelve girls in one day would probably kill him. But looking around, I could tell most of these girls wanted their turn right now.
Everyone was looking at me to make the call. I opened my mouth to speak, but Ena-san cut in.
”Um, sorry. There’s one more thing I should mention,” Ena-san said.
She looked guilty. My stomach dropped. Here it comes.
”Regarding Anma-sama’s hair removal Ability… it actually has a bit of a side effect,” Ena-san added.
”A side effect?” Akari-chan squeaked.
She’d had an oil massage yesterday. If there was a side effect, she was already living it. She didn’t look sick or anything, though.
”What kind of side effect? Is Akari-chan okay?!” I asked.
”Oh, it’s not dangerous! Really!” Ena-san said, waving her hands frantically. The tension in the room eased up a bit. But what kind of “safe” side effect are we talking about? Does it make you sleepy?
”It’s not a big deal, but I felt I had to mention it. I already reported it to Her Highness. It seems that after the oil massage… the massaged areas become extremely sensitive,” Ena-san explained.
The entire room pivoted to stare at Akari-chan. Her face turned a shade of red I didn’t think was humanly possible. I mean, I get it. Having everyone know your body is now a giant “sensitive spot” is a nightmare.
What a lewd side effect. Definitely something we needed to know. Poor Akari-chan looked like she wanted to melt into the floor.
”Um, Akari-chan? Do you… feel anything? Like, is your body actually sensitive?” I asked.
”I-I don’t know? I mean… maybe it feels a little… tingly?” Akari-chan replied.
As she tilted her head, trying to figure it out, a shadow lurked up behind her. Kaho pounced, grabbing Akari-chan from behind.
”Well, Pres! Only one way to find out, right? Let’s see! Poke, poke!♪” Kaho teased.
”Stop! Don’t! Ah… mmm…♡ Stop it! Nooo!♡” Akari-chan cried out.
”Whoa, that was a totally lewd moan~♪” Ai-chan chimed in.
”Kaho, cut it out!” I barked.
It was a lewd moan. Even Souya-chan, who had been buried in her sewing, looked up with wide eyes. Akari-chan was practically steaming.
”What do you think you’re doing?!” I demanded.
”What? I just touched her butt and thighs a little. It’s not like I touched her ‘special’ places,” Kaho pouted.
”But man, she really is sensitive~” Ai-chan added.
Okay, she’s sensitive. We get it. But wait… why her butt? Thighs I get, but why was her butt sensitive?
”Akari-chan… exactly where did Anma-kun massage you?” I asked.
I’ll admit, I was giving her the “judging you” eyes. Akari-chan looked like a deer in headlights. She tried to look away, but I wasn’t letting her off the hook.
”Akari-chan,” I repeated.
”Ah… um… from my legs… all the way up to my butt,” Akari-chan confessed.
”To your butt? Like, your waist? Did he go under your swimsuit?! Did he go… to the front?!” I asked.
”N-No! Just the cheeks! Only the butt cheeks!” Akari-chan screamed.
”So he did the anal area…?” Yui-san muttered.
”He didn’t go near there!” Akari-chan shouted.
So it was just the cheeks. No VIO line. Probably. But still, I had to lay down the law.
”Akari-chan. You need to have a little more modesty than to let a boy rub your butt,” I said firmly.
”Modesty… You’re right. Oh god, I’ve been defiled. I’m ruined. No one will ever marry me now… The only choice is to have Anma-san take responsibility⁵ and marry me…” Akari-chan sobbed.
”Akari-chan?” I asked.
”Eek! S-Sorry! I’ll be careful!” Akari-chan replied.
She’d started drifting off into her own little fantasy world again. When I snapped her out of it, she apologized immediately. I mean, she didn’t have to apologize, but as long as she’s careful…
The room went dead quiet. Everyone was staring at me.
I tilted my head, confused, until Sensei spoke up.
”Owa-san. Your face is terrifying. Try to speak with a smile,” Sensei said.
Oh. So that’s why Akari-chan was so scared. I need to work on my “angry jealous” face.
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Author:
Kitabayashi: “Man, you’re hopeless, Akari-chan. Anma-kun is the Pres’s future hubby~. You’re gonna get murdered if you say stuff like that!”
Owa: “He is not! We aren’t even dating yet!”
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Summary:
Ena-san returns with news that Anma-kun has unlocked a ‘Hair Removal Oil Massage’ skill. While the girls are thrilled about the beauty benefits, they discover a side effect: the massaged areas become hyper-sensitive. The chapter ends with Owa’s jealousy flaring up as she realizes how much contact Akari-chan had with Anma-kun.
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Trivia:
- The duration of the hair removal effect is exactly 15 days.
- The skill does NOT affect facial hair like eyebrows or eyelashes, making it safe for face application.
- Anma-kun was relatively free the previous day, implying he isn’t overworked yet.
- Owa’s internal monologue references a ‘hardened’ encounter from the previous day.
- Souya-chan is busy making swimsuits, which will soon be needed for the oil massages
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Character Insight:
Owa continues to struggle with her ‘Class President’ persona vs. her growing romantic jealousy. Akari-chan shows a submissive/delusional side, quickly leaping to the idea of marriage after being ‘defiled’ by a butt massage.
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Behind the Scenes:
The ‘taking responsibility’ trope is a classic staple of Japanese rom-coms where accidental or minor physical contact is treated as a life-altering event for a maiden.
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TL Notes:
Notes:
• Ena – A handmaiden with a C-cup breast size, medium brown hair, and an earnest expression, often blushing or showing clumsy moments. She has a strong, gutsy build and wears practical handmaiden attire.
• Souya – Kuroki Souya. A scatterbrained girl. Female classmate. C-cup breasts. Polite and somewhat shy. Has the ability to create clothing.
• Akari – Female classmate with semi-long hair (157cm). D-cup breasts. Interested in foot and leg massages; prone to romantic delusions.
• Corinna – A maid with black hair wearing a maid outfit. She is described as having very large breasts that bounce when she moves.
• Jane – A maid with light blue hair. She has an AA-cup breast size and is desperate for breast enhancement.
• Yui – A petite student with super-long black hair (145cm) and an A-cup chest.
• Kanna – E-cup bust; low twin-tails; 162cm; prone to being teased and losing her nerve.
• Kaho – Female classmate. B-cup breasts. Shortcut hair; 158cm; playful teaser who collapses under counter-teasing.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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