Chapter 68 I Don’t Think Now is the Time for Cooking
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
”So, how should we proceed? Her Highness the Princess mentioned that since there are… aftereffects¹ involved, she’d prefer the group to decide whether or not to go through with the hair removal massage,” the attendant said.
That was the deal. We’d gotten sidetracked talking about Akari-chan, but the real issue was the hair removal.
But with those “side effects” in play, things have gotten complicated. From the looks of it, Yui-san isn’t interested, and Ruri-chan seems like a no-go too. Shizuku and Kanna look way too embarrassed to even speak up – it’s probably hard for them to just come out and say, “Sign me up.”
On the other hand, Akari-chan, Souya-chan, Ai-chan, and Sensei all seem ready to go. Akari and Ai are one thing, but is it really okay for Souya-chan and Sensei?
Kaho looks motivated for now, but I bet she’ll chicken out at the last second. If she does, I guess Anma-kun will just have to handle it.
I’m not sure about Sayuki and Miharu-san since they aren’t here, but it can’t be helped. I’ll have to fill them in on the side effects later. But Anma-kun will be there during lunch. I’ll need to find a moment before or after we eat to talk to them privately.
Now, how to handle this?
”Souya-chan, if we start now, will you have enough time to make swimsuits for everyone?” I asked.
”If it’s by tonight, I can do it. They’ll have to be simple, though,” Souya-chan replied.
”Don’t worry about the design. Just focus on getting them done,” I said.
Okay, swimsuits are handled. So, what’s the next priority?
The biggest issue is anyone feeling forced into this. As long as it’s strictly voluntary, it should be fine. If some girls want to opt out because they don’t want to become “sensitive,” and others think being hairless is worth the risk, that’s their business. The problem would be if anyone tried to judge someone else’s choice – like acting shocked and saying, “Wait, are you actually getting that massage?”
But let’s be real, someone is definitely going to react like that. I mean, look at Akari-chan – she was letting out such lewd sounds just from having her butt rubbed. These side effects clearly turn your sensitivity up to eleven. For the girls who are already uncomfortable, it’s only natural they’d think, Are you guys for real?
Actually, wait. Why does anyone else even need to know?
We already have individual slots for our massages. All they have to do is tell him, “I’d like the oil massage today,” when it’s their turn. It’s that simple. And we can give everyone a swimsuit anyway, so even the girls who don’t get the oil treatment won’t look out of place.
The only real problem is the workload for Anma-kun and Souya-chan.
If Anma-kun doesn’t know who’s signing up, his schedule might get totally slammed. I need to check with him. He might have a limit on how many people he can handle in a day, and there’s not much we can do about that. If I make it “first-come, first-served,” then everyone will know the girls who rush in are the ones “desperate” for the hair removal.
Souya-chan is going to be under a lot of pressure to finish these today, too. She said she could do it, but if it gets to be too much, I’ll tell her to push mine to tomorrow. It’s not like I can do what I thought yesterday. I can’t just go in there naked if the suit isn’t ready.
Ugh, what was I thinking yesterday?! How could I have been okay with that?! And I actually said it to Anma-kun’s face! Aaaaaah, I’m such a total degenerate! If he had pounced on me right then, I wouldn’t have had any right to complain.
Honestly… why didn’t he pounce? Is it because I’m not his type?
Hmph. No, he’s always staring at my chest, so that can’t be it.
I really did push him to the limit yesterday. I told him to forget it, but he said he wouldn’t.
”I won’t forget,” he’d said. We both know what that means. He’s basically telling me to get the oil massage and “make him feel good,” just like I promised.
Why did I ever say my feelings wouldn’t change? There’s no escape now.
I-I wonder if he’ll stop at… you know, just my virginity? I’ve never done anything, so I wonder if he’ll be satisfied if I just use my hands and my chest to make him feel good?
No, no! It’s no use spiraling about my own problems. I have to give everyone the plan.
”Alright, Souya-chan, I’m leaving the swimsuits for everyone in your hands,” I said.
”Got it. On it!” Souya-chan said.
Souya-chan nods and gets back to work. I’ll just have to pray she makes it in time.
”About the oil massage – I’ve decided we aren’t going to have a sign-up sheet or a group discussion about it,” I told the group.
”So… everyone just decides on their own?” Kaho asked.
”Exactly,” I replied.
I nod at Kaho’s question. Everyone else looks a bit confused, so I elaborate.
”With the whole ‘side effect’ thing, some people are going to want it and some won’t. But it’s embarrassing to announce ‘I want it!’ in front of the whole group, right? It’s better if everyone just keeps their choice to themselves.”
”…That’s true. It is a little embarrassing. I appreciate that,” Kanna said.
Kanna mumbles, her face flushing slightly. Kaho’s eyes immediately start sparkling with mischief. Oh, here we go.
”Oho? So Kanna’s getting the hair removal, then? Since even Akari’s butt got a workout, I wonder if Anma-kun is gonna go for your b**bs? Or maybe he’ll rub you down there until you’re all smooth and shiny?” Kaho teased.
”Wh-!? No! It won’t be like that! I mean – wait! Stop acting like I’m a bigger pushover than Akari!” Kanna shouted.
”Hey, I’m not a pushover either! Leave me out of this!” Akari-chan snapped.
See? This is exactly why I said we shouldn’t talk about it in public. She’s already being teased, and now Akari-chan is getting dragged into the crossfire.
”This is exactly what I was talking about. If you don’t want to end up like Kanna, keep it to yourselves. Is that clear to everyone else?” I asked.
”If you knew this would happen, you should’ve stopped her!” Kanna grumbled.
Kanna pouts, but the other girls nod in agreement. At least the ones here seem to get it.
”Alright, we need those swimsuits finished by the end of the day. Come on, let’s get to it!” I called out.
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Author:
Sayuki: “That’s some weak teasing! It’s obviously gonna be a full-body hair removal course, dripping head-to-toe in oil!”
Owa: “I’m just glad Sayuki was busy in the kitchen.”
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Summary:
The Class President manages the group’s reaction to the upcoming hair removal massage and its aphrodisiac-like side effects. She decides to keep the sign-ups private to save the girls from embarrassment while secretly spiraling over her own s*xual tension with Anma-kun. The chapter ends with lighthearted banter and swimsuit preparations.
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Trivia:
- The Class President previously offered to go naked if swimsuits weren’t ready.
- Anma-kun explicitly stated he ‘won’t forget’ her provocation.
- The ‘side effects’ mentioned by the Princess are a euphemism for extreme physical sensitivity.
- The Class President is a virgin and is considering non-penetrative acts (hands/chest) to satisfy Anma-kun.
- Souya-chan is the one tasked with the high-pressure job of making all the swimsuits in one day
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Character Insight:
The Class President shows a dual nature: a highly capable, considerate leader in public, and a self-deprecating ‘degenerate’ in private. Her motive for keeping sign-ups secret is partially to hide her own participation.
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Behind the Scenes:
This chapter highlights the ‘Class President’ archetype’s struggle between maintaining authority and personal desire.
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TL Notes:
Notes:
• Akari – Female classmate with semi-long hair (157cm). D-cup breasts. Interested in foot and leg massages; prone to romantic delusions.
• Shizuku – 158cm, C-cup, brown hair in a bob cut.
• Kanna – E-cup bust; low twin-tails; 162cm; prone to being teased and losing her nerve.
• Ruri – C-cup, shoulder-length pigtails, 150cm. Basks in the sun, bad with men.
• Yui – A petite student with super-long black hair (145cm) and an A-cup chest.
• Souya – Kuroki Souya. A scatterbrained girl. Female classmate. C-cup breasts. Polite and somewhat shy. Has the ability to create clothing.
• Kaho – Female classmate. B-cup breasts. Shortcut hair; 158cm; playful teaser who collapses under counter-teasing.
• Miharu – E-cup, shoulder-length brown hair, 157cm. Relaxed atmosphere.
• Sayuki – Female classmate. D-cup breasts. Casual and blunt personality. Has ponytail; 165cm; strong-willed and skeptical of Anma’s intentions.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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