Chapter 123 The Succubus Board
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[WANTED!] Wall-Butt Maiden Intel Exchange Thread Part 1 [Top-Tier Meat Only]
1. Nameless Succubus
Yahoo—! ♪ Hope everyone’s “Wall-Butt”¹ shift went well today! With some help from the Magic Tech Lab, we’ve officially launched this bulletin board! We’ve uploaded a test version to the Wall-Butt Service’s dedicated Magic Crystals, so feel free to mess around with it when you’re bored ♪
Anyway, I’m going to lay down the purpose and some ground rules, okay? The Gazers investigating the surface world said things get toxic real fast if you don’t set boundaries, lmao.
This board is for exchanging info on good dicks*. Keep other topics to a minimum, please.
* Venting about the testers is totally okay! Let’s blow off some steam here!
* No doxxing individual succubi. If we catch anyone impersonating someone else, you’re getting a ban-hammer.
* Don’t talk shit about “Exclusive” Wall-Butt Maidens who used their priority rights to lock down a guy. If you’re late to the party because you wanted to sample the buffet, that’s on you.
* Don’t post specific numerical scores for the testers—it creates bias. Let’s stick to the “all dicks are beautiful” spirit!
* If you want to reply to someone, use the “>>1” format to tag them.
* To show you’re laughing, use ‘Kek,’ ‘LMAO,’ or ‘www.’
That’s about it for now! This is the Demon Realm’s first-ever attempt at a board, so let’s just use it and see what needs fixing. Post away, girls!
2. Nameless Succubus
>>1 Nice thread, nice tits.
3. Nameless Succubus
>>2 Shouldn’t you say “Good work”?
4. Nameless Succubus
I heard from a Gazer that people say “GG” or “Otsu.”
5. Nameless Succubus
Heh, in that case: GG on the thread!
6. Nameless Succubus
Wait, what’s this? I fired up my Magic Crystal to rate some fresh meat and found this board instead. Who even are you people? I can’t tell who’s who.
7. Nameless Succubus
>>6 Apparently, it’s based on some community for young humans on “Earth.” The guys at the Lab heard the Gazer’s report and were like, “We could totally do this with Magic Crystals,” and here we are.
8. Nameless Succubus
>>7 Thanks for the info. Hmm, I mean, there are like 300 of us “Wall-Butt Maidens,” and we mostly know each other anyway. Being anonymous might actually be fun.
9. Nameless Succubus
I was told there was intel on “Quality Goods” here! Where are they?
10. Nameless Succubus
Ugh, young succubi these days… you should be grateful just to experience a living human male.
11. Nameless Succubus
Most of us are under 30. Careful, senior, your age is showing—and you’re basically doxxing yourself, lmao wwLOL.
12. Nameless Succubus
Oh, so that’s how you use the “w.”
13. Nameless Succubus
>>11 Lady Lanora is a literal goddess for giving us young ones priority!
14. Nameless Succubus
Preach.
15. Nameless Succubus
I didn’t think live, raw d**k would be this good. After one taste, those “Soul-less Dolls”² at the pleasure-disposal plants just don’t cut it anymore, lmao.
16. Nameless Succubus
Seriously, thank god Lady Lanora is managing the Wall-Butt service. If any other High Succubus were in charge, we’d never get a turn.
17. Nameless Succubus
She’s the best “Elder Sister” ever.
18. Nameless Succubus
Even if she is “sampling” the goods herself, LOL.
19. Nameless Succubus
Is this that board everyone was talking about? Being able to chat anonymously with a crowd is way different from telepathy. I like it.
20. Nameless Succubus
>>18 That was only at the start. Word is she’s totally obsessed with the tester in Room 1 noLOL.
21. Nameless Succubus
>>6, >>9, >>19 Welcome! Make yourselves at home!
22. Nameless Succubus
>>20 Oh, the rumored guy with the “High-Ridge”³ elite d**k? Lady Freya and Lilith are obsessed with him too, right?
23. Nameless Succubus
Yeah, and Lilith was actually happy about him tagging her body with graffiti. It was kind of terrifying. Like, what the hell?
24. Nameless Succubus
I saw her in the public bath. He wrote stuff like “Semen Toilet,” “Meat Latrine,” and “Property of Yakumo” all over her.
25. Nameless Succubus
And she refused to wash those spots off, didn’t she? LMAO.
26. Nameless Succubus
Aria had stuff written on her too. She tries to hide it with fishnets, but you can totally see it.
27. Nameless Succubus
He tagged the violent Aria too?! Who the hell is this Sanada Yakumo guy? If Lady Freya and Lady Lanora are both into him, is his d**k really that godly?
28. Nameless Succubus
Probably. The girls who use their “Priority Rights” on him won’t tell us a damn thing.
29. Nameless Succubus
I heard Lady Pamela is booking him now too. Apparently, she used her family’s clout to jump the line.
30. Nameless Succubus
HEY! Where’s the intel?! I just got stuck with a premature ejaculator and I’m still half-cooked over here! Give me some recommended tester numbers!
31. Nameless Succubus
>>29 That stuck-up princess with a human? No way.
32. Nameless Succubus
For real, her entourage was bragging about it.
33. Nameless Succubus
>>30 Look, there’s no point talking about guys who are already locked down by “Exclusives.” Give us info on the open testers.
34. Nameless Succubus
Room 169 is estimated at 18 centimeters.
35. Nameless Succubus
Seriously?! He’s mine tomorroLOL.
36. Nameless Succubus
Don’t fall for it. Room 169 has a good d**k, sure, but the guy is a weirdo. He props up a “smartphone”—some portable human magic crystal—on your ass and watches videos of some blonde girl while he pumps.
37. Nameless Succubus
Room 15 is a long, thick one! Highly recommended. But he’s rare since he barely uses the service. He just mumbles about “saving a fellow slave -degozaru” or something.
38. Nameless Succubus
>>36 Seriously?! >>34 You bitch, you tried to set me up!
39. Nameless Succubus
>>37 Thanks! Room 15… marked.
40. Nameless Succubus
>>38 This is 34. I didn’t lie! It is a long, good d**k. You just have to swallow your pride to enjoy it.
41. Nameless Succubus
>>34 I’ve had that guy too. At first, it felt great when he hit the cervix, but then he starts staring at that screen, screaming some girl named “Rika’s” name, and finishes three times in a row. I just went totally cold.
42. Nameless Succubus
That sounds pathetic.
43. Nameless Succubus
I would’ve kicked him to death, lol.
44. Nameless Succubus
If the d**k is good, I don’t care. They’re just lower-race tools anyway.
45. Nameless Succubus
If you can disconnect emotionally, it’s a win.
46. Nameless Succubus
Speaking of “kicking to death,” remember that group in Rooms 207 to 214? They used to kick the asses of the new recruits who just finished training.
47. Nameless Succubus
Those pieces of trash. That was so humiliating and scary. Room 1 guy was so much nicer.
48. Nameless Succubus
They kicked me for over ten minutes. My ass was beet-red, and then they shoved their tiny dicks in… I was almost in tears. It was my first time, too… I was about to quit Wall-Butt work, but then Lady Lanora introduced me to the guy in Room 1. He was so gentle. He really healed me.
49. Nameless Succubus
>>46 Oh, those guys. Didn’t they start getting assigned to the 50-year-old veterans?
50. Nameless Succubus
Yeah, but anyway, Room 1 is popular for a reason. Also, those other guys’ names vanished from the list. Did they die?
51. Nameless Succubus
Eh? Really? Good riddance, lmao.
52. Nameless Succubus
Werent they just wandering the lower floors? Did they seriously get wiped out by something pathetic like Kobolds?
53. Nameless Succubus
That’s hilarious w. Oh, wait, I think one of them got sent over as a Soul-less Doll. It was a “short-but-thick” type. Not bad.
54. Nameless Succubus
>>50 Actually, Lilith-senpai has their Resurrection Crystals. Once their bodies are patched up, they’re being resurrected just to be turned into Soul-less Dolls. They’re going to be forced to eat livestock shit and used as training dummies for the Army’s Torture Corps.
55. Nameless Succubus
LMAO, that is gold.
56. Nameless Succubus
The Torture Corps? w. Even without their souls, they’re going to feel every second of that hell. Served!
57. Nameless Succubus
Lower-race scum, kicking us? If Lady Lanora hadn’t ordered us not to, I would’ve stomped them into paste weeks ago.
58. Nameless Succubus
>>54 Thanks for the info. I’m going to pay a visit to Lilith-senpai and get some “payback” of my own.
59. Nameless Succubus
I’m coming too! I’m going to turn their asses into pincushions!
60. Nameless Succubus
Wow, they really pissed off the rookies. It’s a waste we can’t use those Soul-less Dolls for work, but if they messed with our cute juniors, they have to pay.
61. Nameless Succubus
They were all tiny dicks and “one-pump-chumps” anyway! No loss!
62. Nameless Succubus
The guy in Room 225 is annoying too. All he does is bitch about being “kidnapped.”
63. Nameless Succubus
There’s a ton of those! Idiots. If they just behaved, they’d get “VIP status” when we eventually invade Earth.
64. Nameless Succubus
Right? They could be way more useful to us than the humans living on the surface.
65. Nameless Succubus
Well, the testers don’t know anything about the Queen’s “True Plan.”
66. Nameless Succubus
To be fair, we don’t know much either w. Only the High Succubus families get the full briefing, right?
67. Nameless Succubus
What about the Incubi?
68. Nameless Succubus
Why waste time telling those losers?
69. Nameless Succubus
Exactly. Those weaklings couldn’t do anything without their “Unique Magic.” They should just shut up and focus on breeding the High Succubi and the seniors who are past their prime.
70. Nameless Succubus
Everyone’s so savage to the Incubi, Kek. I mean, I get it, though.
71. Nameless Succubus
Having to bow down and take their shit just to get pregnant is the worst. I’d rather have an Elf or Dark Elf male for s*x. They’re actually hot, unlike those fat-cat Incubi living in luxury.
72. Nameless Succubus
I feel you! Dark Elves are great! They have stamina—not as much as humans, but enough. Too bad we never get them.
73. Nameless Succubus
That’s because you need a “connection” with the High Houses.
74. Nameless Succubus
Ah, I heard Lady Pamela occasionally lets her entourage use them. Usually, they’re on the verge of death after she’s sucked them dry, though LOL.
75. Nameless Succubus
Lady Pamela is such a cheapskate LOL.
76. Nameless Succubus
I dunno, I can’t really hate her. She’s arrogant and bratty, but there’s something about her.
77. Nameless Succubus
She’s got a foul mouth, but she actually helps her followers when things get real. She’s no Lady Freya, but still.
78. Nameless Succubus
EXCUSE ME! WHO ARE YOU CALLING ARROGANT, BRATTY, AND CHEAP?!
79. Nameless Succubus
The kid in Room 66 is actually packing heat.
80. Nameless Succubus
I know! But he’s not into it. He hardly ever uses the service.
81. Nameless Succubus
DON’T YOU DARE IGNORE ME! 75, 76, 77! Reveal yourselves! Ugh! Why is this place anonymous?!
82. Nameless Succubus
[Post from Succubus 81 has been suspended.]
Message from Admin:
This board is anonymous. Impersonation (or being too obvious) will result in a ban.
83. Nameless Succubus
”Impersonation” LMAO.
84. Nameless Succubus
That was clearly her, LOL.
85. Nameless Succubus
>>80 I heard Room 66 bought a slave. He might not call for us anymore.
86. Nameless Succubus
Really? He barely called us anyway. If he’s got his own slave, we’re out of luck.
87. Nameless Succubus
The guide girl said he was a total bore anyway. Who cares? Even with a big d**k, a guy with no s*x drive is a waste of space.
88. Nameless Succubus
True.
89. Nameless Succubus
The instructors and guides at the training center have it rough with their sales quotas. A guy like 66 isn’t going to buy a second person. Unless you land a “Whale” like Remia-senpai did, it’s hard to stay motivated.
90. Nameless Succubus
Remia’s stats are insane, right? She’s swimming in bonus pay.
91. Nameless Succubus
She even treated me to dinner! ♪
92. Nameless Succubus
>>90 Is she really that good?
93. Nameless Succubus
>>91 She treated me too. She was in a very good mood.
94. Nameless Succubus
>>90 Get this: 40 days since the test started, and she’s got three “1st-Grade” sales. Insane, right?
95. Nameless Succubus
Seriously?! That’s legendary.
96. Nameless Succubus
And she made those three sales to one single tester. What kind of hustle is she pulling?
97. Nameless Succubus
Wait, one guy? Is he a solo tester?
98. Nameless Succubus
Goddamn!
99. Nameless Succubus
Oh, I know who it is.
100. Nameless Succubus
>>97 Yeah, it’s the “High-Ridge” boy from Room 1. Word is he’s already C-Rank.
101. Nameless Succubus
Room 1 again. Okay, now I’m curious.
102. Nameless Succubus
C-Rank already?! That’s basically the human limit. Quality d**k, high combat power, and fast leveling? He must have insane Mana Capacity affinity.
103. Nameless Succubus
>>101 I got curious and asked Mia to swap shifts. She just said, “I refuse.” Her eyes went totally dead—it was terrifying. I couldn’t even push the issue. She’s usually such a sweet, honest girl, but in that moment… scary.
104. Nameless Succubus
>>102 That’s why Lady Freya is hoarding him. The Queen’s probably relieved too. Out of 300 testers, it would’ve been embarrassing if we didn’t find at least one winner.
105. Nameless Succubus
>>103 I asked Aria to swap, and she told me, “Yakumo is a lolicon, so a senior like you won’t satisfy him.” Then I asked about Lilith-senpai, and she just said, “Lilith is a masochistic freak,” and honestly? That tracked, LOL.
106. Nameless Succubus
I’m dead, wwLOL.
107. Nameless Succubus
Lilith-senpai used to be so normal, but lately, she’s been walking around with a pink vibrator inside her all day. Has she lost it?
108. Nameless Succubus
>>104 A human “Limit Breaker,” huh? If Lady Freya is scouting him, maybe he could reach the same rank as that human hero from 100 years ago—the one who ambushed a Demon General?
109. Nameless Succubus
>>107 LOL! I told her, “No matter how good it feels, you’re overdoing it,” and she said the Room 1 guy ordered her to do it. But then she got all mad because he didn’t call her for two days, and she was left in a state of “unmet need” the whole time, lmao.
110. Nameless Succubus
The “Terrifying Lilith” kept a vibe in for two days because a human told her to, only to be forgotten about? LMAO.
111. Nameless Succubus
>>108 It’s possible. His rank growth is abnormal.
112. Nameless Succubus
>>110 And apparently, when the battery died, she took it out, put in a spare, and turned it back on! The guy in Room 1 is either fearless or insane.
113. Nameless Succubus
Um, Lilith-senpai is doing that because she wants to. She’s head-over-heels for Yakumo-san.
114. Nameless Succubus
Well, she grins every time she looks at that graffiti on her body, so obviously. I never thought Lilith would be the type to get off on a guy’s bullying… People really do change.
115. Nameless Succubus
113 sounds like Little Mia. You don’t have graffiti on you too, do you? If that Yakumo guy picks on you, you tell your big sister, okay?
116. Nameless Succubus
Thank you. But I’m fine. Actually, I want him to tag me too.
117. Nameless Succubus
Wait… Mia?
118. Nameless Succubus
Is the Room 1 guy a monster? He’s even got Mia saying stuff like this.
119. Nameless Succubus
Our precious little sister, the “Healing” Mia is…
120. Nameless Succubus
Who the hell is this Room 1 guy?! Is it really safe to keep raising him like this?
121. Nameless Succubus
I don’t care if you’re a senior—if you interfere with Yakumo-san, I won’t forgive you.
122. Nameless Succubus
Hieee!
123. Nameless Succubus
Mia…
124. Nameless Succubus
Don’t piss off Mia. She’s got the highest Mana Capacity of the new generation. She’ll hunt you down all day just like she did with Aria, LOL.
125. Nameless Succubus
Seriously, LOL.
126. Nameless Succubus
They’re actually pretty close, aren’t they? LOL.
127. Nameless Succubus
WE ARE NOT CLOSE! SHE ALMOST FLAYED THE SKIN OFF MY ASS!!
128. Nameless Succubus
Aria has entered the chat, LOL.
129. Nameless Succubus
Oh, you were lurking, Aria? LMAO.
130. Nameless Succubus
I died laughing seeing you get chased by Mia with a knife. What did you even do to deserve a “butt-flaying”?
131. Nameless Succubus
Mia is just jealous because Yakumo tagged me! He did it while I was stuck in the wall and couldn’t move—it’s not my fault! It’s a total pain!
132. Nameless Succubus
Mia…
133. Nameless Succubus
Lilith, Aria, and now our sweet Mia… all twisted by one guy. Is this “Sanada Yakumo” from Room 1 the natural predator of our kind?
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Summary:
The succubi of the dungeon launch their own anonymous bulletin board to exchange intel on the quality of human testers. The thread quickly focuses on the legendary Sanada Yakumo of Room 1, who has gained a reputation for his ‘high-quality’ physical traits and his ability to mentally dominate even high-ranking succubi like Lilith and Aria. The conversation reveals the internal hierarchy of the Demon Realm and hints at a larger plan involving the invasion of Earth.
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Trivia:
- The board is based on Earth internet culture imported by ‘Gazers.’
- Lanora-sama is praised for giving priority to younger succubi.
- Lilith has ‘Semen Toilet’ tattooed on her and carries a vibrator as per Yakumo’s ‘order.’
- Aria was also ‘tagged’ while stuck in the wall.
- Room 169 is an otaku who watches videos of a girl named Rika while having s*x.
- Mia has the highest Mana Capacity of her generation and is dangerously obsessed with Yakumo.
- Incubi are generally looked down upon by the succubi as weaklings.
- Remia-senpai is the top salesperson, having sold three high-tier items to Yakumo alone
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Character Insight:
The succubi are shown to be a mix of professional workers and predatory demons. Mia’s character shifts from a ‘sweet junior’ to a potential yandere, threatening anyone who interferes with ‘Yakumo-san.’
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Behind the Scenes:
The chapter format is a direct homage to Japanese 2channel (2ch) threads, using specific slang like ‘kusa’ (grass) and ‘otsu.’
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TL Notes:
Notes:
• Lanora – The brown-skinned elder sister succubus with white hair.
• Lilith – The pink haired maso succubus.
• Freya – A new ‘Wall-Butt’ succubus with long white hair, a high-class appearance resembling a high school student, and large breasts. She is currently trapped in a wall-style display for slave purchase.
• Yakumo – A 25-year-old human male. He has facial scars, stab wounds, and gunshot scars from his time in a war zone. He works as a school guard.
• Aria – The mesugaki succubus with pink hair.
• Sana – Black ponytail, hooded/sharp eyes, kyudo practitioner, average height.
• Pamela – High-ranking succubus noble with long purple hair, and big chest.
• Remia – A cheerful and mischievous succubus with long purple hair and a massive breasts reaching ‘explosive’ levels. Acts as a guide and explains slave systems. Knows Sanada by reputation. Rank B Mana Capacity. Intelligent and persuasive.
• Mia – The comforting succubus. Succubus with dark hair, described as a ‘landmine woman’
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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