Chapter 377 The Fun Nuns, Once More
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
Following my “shady” little collaboration with Archbishop Trantestar, I decided to move forward with Project Harvest¹ exactly as I’d been told. Then again, the moment I set foot in this convent, that had been the plan all along.
I made my way to the usual workshop, suppressing a mild wave of nausea-or maybe just annoyance-at the thought of actually following that man’s orders. Inside, the sisters were as busy as ever, working away at the “Ddo-Buddy”² production line.
”Ah! Teach! You’re finally back!” Nina Mailse called out. “It’s been ages! You’re so cruel to stay away this long!”
”It hasn’t even been a week,” I replied. “And I told you, stop calling me ‘Teach.’”
Nina was the one who’d come all the way from the Holy City specifically to study our magic circuits. She was relentless, no matter how many times I brushed her off, but I had to give her credit: the girl knew how to work. Even if I treated her like a nuisance, she delivered results.
”Oh, stop being so grumpy! Look at this! It’s my newest masterpiece!” Nina said, beaming. “The ‘Splurt-Master Ddo-Buddy’ with a built-in lubricant reservoir!”
”Oh…?” I muttered.
”It’s got a few kinks-it leaks from the tip like a premature shooter, and you have to strip the whole thing down to clean it-but I’m really proud of this one!” Nina added.
Previously, she’d wasted her time making a “Sparkling Neon-Buddy” that glowed in the dark for no reason, but she was finally starting to grasp the basics. Her production speed was actually impressive, though I’d never tell her that. You don’t get that fast unless your brain is occupied by s*x toys twenty-four hours a day.
”Let me see that,” I said.
”Here you go!” Nina chirped.
I took the “Splurt-Master” from her. Sure enough, a thick, viscous lubricant was already oozing from the faux-urethra. I spotted the trigger on the base-the “climax” button. Without a word, I aimed the tip directly at Nina’s face and slammed the switch.
Splurt!
A heavy glob of lubricant caught her right between the eyes.
”Pwah! Hey! What was that for?!” Nina shrieked, wiping her eyes.
”Field testing,” I said flatly. “It’s a failure.”
”That’s so mean! At least tell me why!” Nina demanded.
”First off, the volume is ridiculous. If you fired this off inside a woman, you’d ruin the mattress and probably give her an infection. It’s a mess, not a toy.”
”I… I see…” Nina muttered, her face falling as the lubricant dripped off her chin.
It was a fantastic sight, honestly. As a piece of hardware, it was useless, but as a gag gift, it was gold. The thing was basically a glorified water gun. Anyone with half a brain could see that firing a high-pressure jet into a sensitive area was a bad idea, but clearly, that thought hadn’t crossed her mind.
”…Ah, you, have you never seen a real e**culation?” I asked.
”Ueh!? N-No, well, that’s, you see…”
”You’ve got the curiosity and the thirst for it, but zero real-world experience. That’s why you came up with this ‘firehose’ volume. I hate to break it to you, but no matter how long a guy waits, he’s not pumping out a quart of fluid. You’re building a fantasy, not a product.”
”Wa-wahhh! Don’t just read people’s minds and give a detailed explanation!!!”
Nina protested with a bright red face. Of course, she was still covered in lotion. Hmm, I should add “ease of s*xual harassment” to the high-evaluation items. As per usual, I won’t tell her.
Her prototypes were almost always like this-total failures. I’d tried making something similar myself once. The conclusion was always the same: after one use, the novelty wears off and you’re just left with a mess to clean. Even my version, which had a safe volume and a heating element to simulate body temperature, felt hollow. The sensation of an internal “shot” doesn’t actually add much to the pleasure; it just adds to the cleanup.
Still, there’s always a market for losers who want to simulate a “nakadashi”³ finish. I don’t mind taking their money, but I won’t sell a product that disappoints the customer. That’s my one rule.
Nina was like a shut-in who learned everything from adult films-all theory, no application.
”Anyway, it’s a bust. Go wash that gunk off your face,” I said.
”Uuuu…. Okay…”
Nina headed to the washroom with her shoulders slumped. By the way, my heart doesn’t ache at all. I even thought I should have sprayed her more. Because she leaves while glancing back here as if she wants to be comforted.
When I brandished the “Splurt-Master” again, she fled in a hurry. She never learns. Which meant her next project would be another disaster. As I watched her go, a woman approached me from the side.
”Honestly, you should try to be a little easier on poor Nina,” she said.
It was Mother Shireen-the “Anus-Wrecker” (?) herself. Rumor had it her back door had been through such “intense development” that it was a miracle she could still walk. Despite her… colorful history, she was the head supervisor of this workshop.
”I’m not being hard on her,” I replied. “She refuses to learn, so I’m just giving her the feedback she deserves.”
”Oh, I see how it is,” Shireen teased. “The old ‘I’m mean to the girls I like’ routine?”
”No, is there any element to like? Her looks are certainly good, but…”
”If she’s that attached to you, wouldn’t you feel at least a little something?”
”No, not at all.”
”I-Is that so…? You didn’t have to say it with such cloudless eyes, did you…? Despite how she looks, she’s a good girl who works hard, you know…?”
I knew that. If you come here to learn the trade, you’d better be prepared to work yourself to death. I didn’t say that out loud-I didn’t want to sound like some bitter old veteran-but Shireen seemed to get the message. She dropped the subject.
”S-So, what brings you here today?” she asked.
”I had a meeting with the Archbishop. Since I was already in the building, I figured I’d check in. Any issues?”
”None at all. Thank you for asking. The newer sisters have even started handling the final inspections. We’re ahead of schedule.”
”Good to hear. Thanks for keeping them in line.”
”Fufu, I’m just doing my part.”
Aside from her extracurricular “anal interests,” Shireen was a model nun. She was diligent, respected by her juniors, and never complained about my insane quality control standards. Without her, I wouldn’t be able to step away from the shop for five minutes. She was the backbone of the production line.
I’d have to do something nice for her soon. Maybe a custom “Dragon-Grade” plug? Or a “Cerberus” model with three heads? Though technically, a real Cerberus only has one… I shook the thought away and sent her back to work.
Finally, I turned toward my real objective: the trio. Lily had mentioned four specific targets. One was Ray Nixfen. These were the other three. Project Harvest was finally entering the home stretch.
”Yo. How’s the grind?” I asked.
”Dayoー?”
”Nanoー?”
”Kamoー?”
The three sisters looked up at me in unison, tilting their heads at the exact same angle. Their teamwork was eerie, but it was exactly why they could churn out “Ddo-Buddies” faster than anyone else in the building.
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Summary:
The protagonist returns to the convent workshop to oversee ‘Project Harvest.’ He tests Nina’s latest lubricant-dispensing prototype by spraying it on her, critiquing her lack of practical knowledge. He then consults with Mother Shireen and approaches the mysterious triplet sisters who are key to his final plans.
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Trivia:
- Nina is specifically from the Holy City to study magic circuits.
- The protagonist previously made a superior version of the e**culation-simulating toy but still found it lacking in utility.
- Mother Shireen is highly valued for her management skills despite her ‘anal’ reputation.
- There are 4 main ‘targets’ for Project Harvest; Ray Nixfen was the first.
- The triplets (Tetra, Metra, Netra) have supernatural-level synchronization in manufacturing
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Character Insight:
The protagonist shows a mix of professional perfectionism and casual sadism. While he treats Nina harshly, he internally acknowledges her work ethic. Mother Shireen’s competence allows him the freedom to act elsewhere, showing he values efficiency over religious or moral character.
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Behind the Scenes:
The chapter highlights the trope of ‘virgins writing erotica,’ using Nina as a vehicle to critique unrealistic adult industry standards.
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TL Notes:
Notes:
• Trantestar – The middle-aged man Archbishop of Canarias and the initiator of the current trial. He is an alleged ally of Kento but remains suspiciously neutral.
• Shireen – A high-ranking nun at the convent who tends to modify product specifications on a whim.
• Nixfen – A viscount aristocrat who has started manufacturing and selling adult goods similar to Kento’s products in the Royal Capital’s pleasure district. He is described as a ‘pretty boy’ or ‘gentle-looking man’ (yasao) but is a territory-holding noble likely trained in combat.
• Lily – the sl*ve and primary experiment subject for the magic shop, ‘Harvest.’ She has striking pink hair, Blue eyes, medium breasts, which the Protagonist associates with being ‘wanton’. She has a working knowledge of magic, which she kept hidden from the slave trader.
• Ray – A Viscount with flaxen-gold hair in a men’s wolf cut. Possesses a sweet mask and a prince-like aura. It is revealed at the end that Ray is actually a woman. She has started manufacturing and selling adult goods similar to Kento’s products in the Royal Capital’s pleasure district.
• Metra – One of the triplets. Thick navy hair covering her eyes. Beautiful facial features.
• Netra – One of the triplets. Thick navy hair covering her eyes. Beautiful facial features. Shows interest in Kento.
• Tetra – One of the triplets. Thick navy hair covering her eyes. Beautiful facial features.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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