Chapter 163 Sanae’s Tamed Monster
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
Tester Life: Day 64 – Morning. Location: Town Road. Subject: Sanada Yakumo.
It was the morning after I’d barely scraped together the sixth pass on our first day.
I woke up to a double-teamed b**job. Sanae and Sheena-who had been in a suspiciously good mood since last night-started my day right. I finished deep in Sanae’s mouth.
I watched with a dull sense of satisfaction as Sanae shared the seed with Sheena through a messy, spit-filled kiss. Once Sheena gave me a quick cleanup lick, I finally made my way to the bath. The two of them scrubbed me down, and Sheena took care of the shaving and teeth-brushing.
After a quick parting kiss with Sheena, I headed into the living room. Sayaka and Karen were already busy with breakfast. I gave them both a morning kiss and sat down with the coffee Sayaka had brewed. While I drank, I pulled up the Shop interface and bought some black licorice for Saizou and a few caramels for Lucy.
Once we finished eating, we geared up and stepped out of the Magic Tent. Rock was out front, sleeping spread-eagled as usual. Nearby, Saizou and Lucy were deep in a sparring match with their heavy knives. I called out a few words of thanks to them for pulling the night watch. When I handed over the treats, Lucy beamed with a wide grin. Saizou accepted his with an exaggeratedly solemn, two-handed bow, though I caught the corners of his mouth twitching upward.
Saizou kicked Rock awake. The lazy oaf scrambled to his feet, panicking and throwing his greatshield up as if the world were ending. We all watched as he shifted restlessly, looking for an enemy that wasn’t there. I just sighed, while Sayaka and the others doubled over laughing.
Rock’s a space-case, Saizou’s a stiff, and Lucy’s a ray of sunshine. They’re useful-don’t get me wrong-but I sometimes wonder if these guys are actually supposed to be monsters.
We packed the tent and hit the road. It was the same rhythm as yesterday: Rock charged in to break the line, and I dove into the opening he made. Sheena, Karen, and Saizou covered the rear, mop-up duty for any Green Wolves that tried to flank us.
An hour into the grind, after clearing a mixed pack of Orcs and wolves, Sheena called out to me from the back of the formation.
”Master,” Sheena said, holding up a shimmering object. “I’ve obtained a Magic Sealing Crystal¹.”
”Oh? About time,” I replied. “That was actually pretty fast.”
I couldn’t help but grin. We hadn’t even hit the thousand-kill mark on the Green Wolves yet. Pulling a 0.1% drop rate this early… Sheena really was my lucky charm.
”I believe this would be best used for Sanae’s tamed monster,” Sheena suggested. “What do you think?”
I was surprised. Sheena usually spent her time berating Sanae for being soft, but I guess she really did have a protective streak.
”Yeah, sounds good,” I said.
”Wait, for me?!” Sanae asked, her eyes lighting up. “Are you sure, Sheena?”
”Yes,” Sheena replied. “You’ve been wanting one, haven’t you? And you clearly need a bodyguard.”
”A-Ah… thanks, Sheena!” Sanae stammered. “I always thought you were just a foul-mouthed, sarcastic, violent rabbit, but I guess you’re alright!”
”Master,” Sheena muttered, looking at me. “May I proceed with the binding?”
”Sigh…” I let out a breath. Sanae really has zero filter. Sayaka is always telling her to watch her mouth, but it never sticks.
”Wait, wait! I’m kidding!” Sanae shouted, waving her hands. “I know you’ve got my back when things get ugly, and you’re always helping me train… plus, you know, everything in bed and the cooking. I really do think of you as a kind big sister!”
”…Very well,” Sheena said. “I’m giving this crystal to you. But remember, even if it’s a pseudo-lifeform, it’s a living thing. Promise me you’ll love and cherish it.”
”I will! Totally!” Sanae chirped. “Hehe… I’m finally a wolf-tamer. An archer and her wolf… it’s got a nice ring to it.”
Sanae was practically vibrating. She’d been eyeing Rock and Lucy with pure envy for weeks. A tamed Green Wolf would be perfect for her. Once it evolved and grew large enough to ride, she’d be the ultimate mounted archer. She was clearly already picturing herself straddling a massive wolf, firing arrows with a smug look on her face.
”Now, channel your Mana Capacity² and manifest it,” Sheena instructed. “That will bind its soul to yours.”
”Right! Here goes! Manifest! Green Wolf!”
Sanae flooded the crystal with mana, her face lit up with a beaming smile. She tossed it gently into the air. The crystal erupted in a blinding flash of white light. As the glow subsided, the figure left standing there was…
”Buhi… ♡”
It was a female Orc. Her massive chest was barely covered by tattered rags, and she wore a simple grass skirt around her waist.
”Wh-Wh-Why… Why is it an Orc?!” Sanae screamed.
She was in a state of total mental collapse. I was just as stunned as Sayaka and the others. But amidst the silence, there was one person wearing a very satisfied smirk.
Sheena.
”Pfft… Congratulations, Sanae,” Sheena said, her voice dripping with mock sincerity. “I’m so happy you finally got the familiar you deserved. That sow really is a perfect match for you.”
”You tricked me!” Sanae wailed.
”Don’t be dramatic,” Sheena replied. “I simply provided the monster I thought was best suited to be your shield. Besides, I never once said it was a Green Wolf crystal, did I?”
Technically, she was right. She hadn’t. And Sheena wasn’t lying about it being a “perfect fit,” either-in more ways than one.
”Ugh… I mean, yeah, but…” Sanae stammered. “We were just fighting Green Wolves! If you tell me you picked it up in the back, anyone would think it was a wolf!”
”I actually found this in the third village yesterday,” Sheena said. “I just happened to ‘forget’ to mention it to Master. When I remembered just now, you simply jumped to your own conclusions.”
Total setup. She’d held onto that thing just to pull this prank, making it look like a fresh drop in an area full of wolves. She got me, too.
But I knew Sheena’s real angle. She’d been worried about Sanae’s defense. We have Rock, but he’s biased toward protecting Sayaka. That’s just the nature of tamed monsters. Sanae gets tunnel vision when she’s aiming her bow, and her reaction time to ambushes is a joke. Usually, Sheena has to bail her out and then yell at her for it.
Sheena must have decided Sanae needed her own Orc. But she knew Sanae would never agree to it voluntarily. Nobody wants to sign up for the ‘pig-girl’ jokes. But what we needed wasn’t a tracker; we have Sheena’s ears and Saizou’s eyes for that. We needed mass. We needed a physical wall.
”Ugh… but having an Orc familiar is just so…” Sanae trailed off.
”Buhi…” the Orc grunted.
”Oh, you poor thing,” Sheena cooed. “Look at her, Sanae. Don’t her eyes look sad? You just promised me you’d love and cherish her. Are you really going to break that promise so soon?”
”Guh… I mean… ugh, don’t look at me with those watery eyes! Fine! I’ll do it! I’ll keep the damn Orc!”
”Wonderful,” Sheena smirked. “Be sure to show her plenty of love. Hehe.”
”Waaaaah! Yakumo! Sheena’s being mean to me!”
Sanae lunged at me, sobbing with frustration. She really thinks Sheena is just being a bitch. The truth is, this was a massive gesture of concern, but Sanae takes everything at face value. Sheena hides her kindness behind a wall of snark, and Sanae believes every word she hears. They’re miles apart.
”There, there,” I said, patting her head. “Look, if we put her in full plate and give her a greatshield, she’ll be the perfect tank for you. Honestly, an Orc is way better than a wolf for what you need.”
”But… but… that mean bunny is going to call us the ‘Sow Sisters’!”
Well, she wasn’t wrong. I’d just given Sanae a ‘sow-play’ session the other day right in front of Sheena. But if I said that, she’d just spiral.
”Just let her talk. I’m just happy you’re safe,” I told her.
”Ah… Yakumo… you really worry about me that much?” Sanae asked, her mood shifting instantly.
”Of course I do. Now look, your new familiar looks lonely. I’ll go grab some gear from the tent; you should give her a name.”
I gave her ass a firm squeeze and sent her back toward the Orc.
”Okay!” Sanae chirped.
Just like that, she was all smiles. A total pushover³. Sayaka and Karen were both wearing wry grins, and even Sheena was smirking. Sanae is cute because she’s so honest, but she’s also a total slut and a complete pushover… she’s the exact kind of woman who should never be left alone. If she ever left my side, she’d be a one-way ticket to a corruption manga heroine path. I can easily see her resisting at first, only to give in to the ‘c**k-defeat’ and end up doing an ahegao double peace sign.
I popped the Magic Tent and grabbed Rock’s old iron plate armor and shield. I equipped the Orc with them and gave her a longsword we’d found in a chest. I figured I’d aim for the General lineage path, same as Rock.
Sanae named her “Hanako.” I’m fairly sure she named her after a pig farm, but whatever.
Despite her whining, Sanae was already fussing over Hanako. Maybe it was the soul-bind. She was asking Hanako if the armor was too heavy, and Hanako was responding with a very affectionate-sounding squeal.
I needed to see what she could do. I put Hanako at the front of the line and we moved out.
However…
”Buhi! Buhi-hi!”
”Hey, Sheena,” I said, stopping. “Why isn’t Hanako… you know… fighting back?”
”That is… unusual,” Sheena replied. “She has had several openings.”
We both watched as Hanako was pummeled by two Orcs with clubs. She was just standing there, taking the hits on her shield and armor without swinging her sword once. I’d dropped one of the three Orcs that appeared and left the other two for her as a test. But she was just standing there, letting them beat on her.
”Ah! Hanako, look out!” Sanae shrieked.
Finally, Hanako dropped her sword entirely.
”I should probably step in,” I said, reaching for my machete.
”No, wait, Master,” Sheena said, stopping me. “Look closely at her face. And listen to her voice.”
I focused on the Orc pig-girl.
”Buhi… Buhi-hi… ♡”
Every time a club slammed into her shield, Hanako let out a weirdly breathy, sweet moan. Her face was flushed, and her eyes were rolling back. She wasn’t just taking the hits. She was loving them. She was getting s*xually aroused by the combat.
Are you kidding me?
”You see it now, don’t you?” Sheena asked. “It seems Hanako has taken after her master a bit too much.”
”I mean… is that even possible? She’s a summon!”
Rock and Saizou are bloodthirsty. That’s how monsters are supposed to be. But this one… she ignores the fight to focus on the pleasure of being a punching bag?
”She’s totally useless,” I muttered.
A hardcore masochist familiar is a liability. She’s just going to stand there and get killed. Was it the soul-bind? But Sanae doesn’t get off on actual physical pain.
”I suppose she represents Sanae’s ‘other’ potential,” Sheena said, deadpan.
”You really had to say that with a straight face?”
”Hey! What are you two whispering about?!” Sanae shouted. “Hanako is going to die! I’m saving her!”
Sanae finally snapped. She drew her bow.
”Yeah… go for it, I guess,” I said.
Sanae started raining arrows down on the Orcs. The arrows slammed into the Orcs pummeling Hanako. One died instantly, and the other fell to its knees.
But Hanako didn’t move. She didn’t even try to pick up her sword. Instead, she turned around and looked at Sanae with a massive scowl. It was the face of someone who had just been ruined right at the climax.
”Hanako! What are you doing?! Finish it!” Sanae ordered.
Hanako just stood there, pouting because her “good time” had been interrupted. She turned back to the kneeling Orc and held up her shield as if to say, “Is that all? Get back up and hit me again.” To a stranger, she might look like a brave warrior. To us, she just looked like a horny mess.
Sayaka and Karen walked over to me, looking deeply unsettled.
”Yep. You nailed it,” I told them. “Hanako is a masochist. The type that likes it rough.”
”I knew it…” Sayaka sighed. “She really is like Sanae…”
”Gross!” Karen added. “What are we supposed to do with a familiar that gets off on being a punching bag?!”
”Nothing,” I said. “She’s a meat wall⁴. That’s her only use.”
”Master,” Sheena interjected. “It would be a waste of a rare crystal to throw her away. Let’s give the sow two greatshields and put her in the back. Since she’s useless on offense, we’ll make her a dedicated meat shield. Leave her ‘education’ to me. I’ll turn that sow into an impenetrable wall of flesh.”
”An impenetrable wall of flesh… well, if you’re that confident, let’s try it,” I agreed.
I watched as Hanako finally tossed her remaining shield aside and spread her arms wide for the kneeling Orc, and I let out the biggest sigh of my life.
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Summary:
Sanae receives her first tamed monster through a crystal Sheena ‘found.’ Instead of the expected Green Wolf, a female Orc named Hanako appears. The group quickly realizes Hanako is a severe masochist who refuses to fight, only enjoying the sensation of being attacked.
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Trivia:
- Sheena explicitly lied by omission to trick Sanae into taking the Orc.
- Tamed monsters inherit traits or are influenced by their master’s ‘potential.’
- Hanako is equipped with Rock’s old hand-me-down armor.
- Yakumo worries that Sanae’s personality makes her vulnerable to ‘corruption’ scenarios
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Character Insight:
Sheena’s ‘wickedness’ is actually a form of pragmatic care; she forced an Orc on Sanae because she knew Sanae’s defense was a liability. Sanae shows her ‘choroi’ (pushover) nature by being immediately mollified by Yakumo’s praise.
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Behind the Scenes:
The term ‘Hanako’ is a common generic name for pigs in Japanese rural culture/farms, heightening the ‘sow’ insult.
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TL Notes:
Notes:
• Yakumo – A 25-year-old human male. He has facial scars, stab wounds, and gunshot scars from his time in a war zone. He works as a school guard.
• Sana – Black ponytail, hooded/sharp eyes, kyudo practitioner, average height.
• Sheena – Beastman Soul-less Doll with rabbit ears and a large chest. Flawless face, approx 165cm height, F or G cup, narrow waist, large hips, and a fluffy tail longer than a rabbit’s. Now, her ego is back.
• Sanae – She struggles with the sexual training and often shows frustration. Vice-captain of the Archery Club. Described as tall with a model-like build and sharp features. She has approximately C-cup breasts and is ranked as a 1st Rank Slave. She is Sayaka’s best friend. Black ponytail, hooded/sharp eyes, kyudo practitioner, average height.
• Saizou – A newly summoned Goblin. Intelligent with a small horn on his forehead and jagged teeth. Wears ninja-style clothing (shinobifuku) and uses poison daggers/knives.
• Sayaka – The academy’s premier beauty and a member of the swimming club. Currently classified as a Rank 1 Slave. She is seventeen years old and a virgin. E-cup. She has blue, short, boyish hair. Her best friend is Sanae.
• Karen – An international student from America who often runs to school late with bread in her mouth. Considered a ‘main target’ by the protagonist. Voice acting major, huge breasts, same height as Sana.
• Lucy – A female Kobold familiar resembling an American Eskimo Dog. Now, she evolves into a Kobold Thief. Her height increases to approximately 140cm, her limbs become sturdier/leaner, and she retains a cute face. She wags her tail when happy.
• Rock – A male Kobold summoned from a Magic Sealing Crystal. He has grey fur, round eyes, and a face resembling a Shiba Inu. He wears a leather jacket and a pilot’s cap
• Ult – Lilith’s friend. Long blue hair. Succubus.
• Hanako – A female Orc tamed monster equipped with two large iron shields and a black iron helm. Large breasts, wrapped in rags with a grass skirt. Revealed to be a extreme masochist.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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