Volume 13 Chapter 397 Bulletin Board, This is the Culmination of Every Otaku’s Steamy Sweat and Some Kind of Tide!
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[New Powered Suit] Space Experience Co. [BERYL Appearance Event]
3 Anonymous
Hey! I bought Seijo Science stock like you guys said!
I can really trust you idiots, right!?
5 Anonymous
>>3
It’s going to the moon. Rest easy…!
7 Anonymous
>>3
If the rumors are true, Japan’s electricity bill is hitting zero!!
10 Anonymous
>>3
Don’t get scammed!
These guys said the same thing back when the TA473 crypto crashed!!
15 Anonymous
>>10
The TA473 coin wasn’t authorized, so Tashinami-san nuked it.
Besides, everyone got their money back.
18 Anonymous
>>15
I heard Tashinami-san is terrifying when you actually piss her off.
27 Anonymous
The 0721 coin¹ isn’t crypto; it’s a direct ‘donation’ to Hagetoru, so it’s fine.
But the more we pump into her, the faster it vanishes…
And the guy still lives like a monk.
32 Anonymous
That’s Hagetoru for you. She’ll raise a trillion yen overnight and be drinking park water by noon the next day.
41 Anonymous
She didn’t pocket it. Every yen from those ‘Ramen-loving girl’ donations matched the research grants for basic physics and med-tech down to the last digit.
44 Anonymous
That guy… why couldn’t she just embezzle a few million like a normal person?
50 Anonymous
Don’t you get it? Hagetoru’s brain is binary. It’s either zero or one. She’s either all in or she’s got nothing.
60 Anonymous
Ah, look! It’s the Sex Goddess!!
64 Verification Team*07218KADO6
I’ll allow that title! It sounds erotic!!
74 Anonymous
The TYK scammers got caught instantly. Prime Minister Habu gave them a real ‘TYK Toe Kick’—a choke-out into a cross armbar, followed by a Cobra Twist. They’re effectively dead.
80 Anonymous
Forget that! The stock for ToaAqua is spiking! You know, the guys famous for ‘The Medicine!’
104 Anonymous
Everyone calls it ‘ToAqua’ or ‘AqToa,’ but the formal name is By-Co-Tintin². It’s all the same junk, just different flavors.
111 Anonymous
Wait, why is AquaToa Pharmaceuticals listed under ‘Groceries’ instead of ‘Medicine’…?
115 Anonymous
Because they sell it at every candy shop in the country! Use your head!!
121 Anonymous
Speaking of candy shops, I saw Tenga-senpai at a pogs tournament with a bunch of elementary schoolers the other day!
133 Anonymous
Cut-off denim sleeves, jeans with a chain, a red T-shirt, and that weird red headband… Tenga-senpai is a god. Too cool!!
136 Anonymous
Shareholder here at the venue. The moderator just walked out. It’s starting.
156 Anonymous
The Seijo Science suit is here!!
175 Anonymous
Shoutout to the maiden Tashinami-san for dumping money into this like it was water! lmao
190 Verification Team*010meTA473
I only missed the event because my kid came down with a fever, okay?
212 Anonymous
How did three different doctors reply to that in under ten seconds? This board is broken!!
222 Anonymous
Shut up, you virgins! Stop spraying your ‘tide’ everywhere. Kids get fevers. With Shirogane Kingdom’s doctors on the case, the kid will be fine.
256 Anonymous
HOLY CRAP! A compact nuclear fusion reactor!?
262 Anonymous
Yeah, it’s over. We win. Congrats to everyone who held the stock.
276 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3
Hmm? Did someone call?
Mikoto is currently eating waffles at a cafe that’s popular with high school girls!
Delicious~!
286 Anonymous
AI 3510’s main body literally eats food and converts the methane into power. It’s cleaner than fusion. It’s the ultimate energy source.
293 Anonymous
Remember when Aqua-kun became an ‘Udon Ambassador’ in Kagawa? He took all that fan money and dumped it into a ‘methane-from-udon-water’ power project. This is the result…!
302 Anonymous
You can’t beat pure, concentrated stupidity. And I mean that as a compliment.
321 Anonymous
USJ (Western: Universal Shinshu Academy Women’s University)³, Department of Sci-Fi Energy… you guys are legends!!
324 Anonymous
It’s been decades of people calling my alma mater a “Joke University” with departments that sound like 4chan bait-a total mystery school where nobody knows what’s going on, or a “Creep Campus” filled with twitchy girls with massive racks. But now that my school is finally having its moment, this alum can’t stop the tears from flowing!
327 Anonymous
>>324
As an alum, I’m so hyped I’m literally squirting! Splurt!
330 Anonymous
>>327
And that right there is why! That’s why everyone is terrified of our school!
333 Anonymous
Does Universal Shinshu Gakuen Women’s University⁴ just attract the “No-Bath” crowd? The campus reeks of girl-funk. And seriously, you guys, try a little fashion! It’s always glasses and a shirt in spring, sleeveless in summer, sleeveless knits in fall, and a black sweater in winter. Don’t you own anything else?!
…Yeah, I’m talking about myself.
336 Anonymous
>>333
Aqua-kun came by to borrow the restroom during a location shoot for his tour. He was so hyped, like, “Is this heaven?”
340 Anonymous
I’m a high school sophomore! Otomezaki is a pipe dream, so I’m applying to Universal Shinshu Gakuen next year!
344 Anonymous
>>340
”Shin-Jo” is rough if you aren’t rocking at least H-cups. They don’t care about your GPA since there’s no entrance exam, but if you don’t have the chest for it, you’ll just get bounced around when the “Boob Battles” start in the narrow hallways. Only a true Duelist survives at Shin-Jo.
348 Anonymous
>>340
Sophomore here, and I’m packing I-cups!
351 Anonymous
>>340
ACCEPTED!!
354 Anonymous
>>351
No way, lmao.
357 Anonymous
>>344
That’s not a joke; it’s the real deal. Anyone can get into Shin-Jo if they apply, but if you don’t have the “armor,” you’ll spend four years getting smothered by breasts. The girls don’t mean any harm, but a guy actually got so traumatized once he quit after a single day.
361 Anonymous
Seijo Science is hitting the limit up⁵. Related stocks are surging so hard the circuit breakers tripped.
369 Anonymous
Because of you idiots, the school’s joke-tier homepage is down!
375 Anonymous
With the undersea oil, coal, and rare earths found by the Holy Aqua Religion’s front company, is Japan finally a resource-rich country?
378 Anonymous
The only problem is that those absolute nutcases are the ones holding the keys to Japan’s energy now.
384 Anonymous
THE POWERED SUIT REVEAL IS HEEEEEEEEEEERE!
395 Verification Team*010meTA473
The real-life Heaven’s Sword⁶ is here! We did it!
399 Anonymous
Are you watching, world?! This is the crystalized essence of the stale sweat and dirty fluids wrung out from Japanese otaku!!
438 Anonymous
Insane. It’s got thrusters-even if they get kicked into deep space, they can still maneuver. Space stocks are gonna hit the moon.
473 Anonymous
The second wave lineup:
Prototype Heaven’s Sword.
Ro-Schutz-Marr.
Kunka Kunker.
Giant Woman.
476 Anonymous
Giant Woman?! Not “The Lewd Saint” Seijo Midara?!
480 Anonymous
>>476
Lady Midara is the “flesh and blood” type.
525 Anonymous
The world is panicking that this is a weapon.
527 Anonymous
>>525
Sorry, world, but the Japanese are too busy playing “Real-Life Heaven’s Sword.”
536 Anonymous
What do you expect? Our country is run by the Big Two: Prime Minister Habu and Aqua-sama! If you worry about “war,” you’ve already lost!!
562 Anonymous
Wait, did something just shake? I’m in Kinshicho.
612 Anonymous
A METEORITE JUST SLAMMED INTO THE TOKYO RADIO TOWER?!
615 Anonymous
It bullseyed the worst possible spot.
618 Anonymous
AQUA-SAMA, RUN!!
621 Verification Team*010meTA473
Wait. Elder Sister is supposed to be having dinner with Kukuri-chan in the observation deck restaurant…
630 Verification Team*9n2SARETAi
- All 4 elevators are down.
- Power is cut; no recovery in sight.
- Tower structural integrity is failing.
- Over 1,000 people are trapped.
- Emergency HQ established. Prime Minister Habu is on-site.
- JSDF Elite Units deploying.
650 Anonymous
I’m at the venue. Event is cancelled. We’re evacuating, but it looks like Aqua-kun and the crew are heading toward the tower.
681 Anonymous
Did he just say he’s going to climb it?
689 Anonymous
As expected of the Church of Power… Normal people don’t just “decide to climb” a collapsing tower.
715 Anonymous
This is insane. The BERYL kids are becoming real-life Drivers…
730 Anonymous
HE’S SO FAST!
734 Anonymous
He’s moving at Spider-Woman speeds.
738 Anonymous
You can do it, Toa-chan! Go for it!
741 Anonymous
Tenga-senpai is moving so fast! As expected of Tenga-senpai!!
745 Anonymous
My heart is in my throat watching Mayuzumi-kun…. Seriously, keep at it. But don’t overdo it!!
749 Anonymous
I don’t really know how to put this, but….
I’m sorry for saying this while everything is going down.
Boys… or I should say, men, are actually pretty damn cool.
752 Anonymous
>>749
Maybe it’s bad taste to say it now, but I totally get you….
756 Anonymous
Um, is this a movie shoot or something?
Sorry if I’m getting this wrong.
761 Anonymous
>>756
Those boys are becoming men right now.
Just shut up and watch over them!!
764 Anonymous
Toa-chan, watch out!!
768 Anonymous
Tenga-senpai, don’t you dare let your guard down!!
771 Anonymous
Gasp! Looking at Mayuzumi-kun’s feed is giving me serious anxiety.
775 Anonymous
So this is a live stream from a camera built into the helmet? That’s insane.
778 Anonymous
I know people are in danger, but there will never be a better showcase for powered suits⁷ than this.
Forget hitting the price ceiling-this is going to trigger a total circuit breaker on the stock market.
781 Anonymous
Just… everyone, please come back safe.
783 Anonymous
Toa-chan has arrived!!
786 Anonymous
Toa-chan is incredible! Good boy! You did so well!!
790 Anonymous
The people in the elevator look totally stunned.
794 Anonymous
>>790
Well, duh! If I were in that situation, I’d be losing my mind too lol.
798 Anonymous
Toa-chan isn’t just a cute face!!
Inside that small body, he’s got a fire that burns just as hot as Aqua-kun and the others!!
801 Anonymous
>>798
This!!
804 Anonymous
Tenga-senpai made it too!!
807 Anonymous
Tenga-senpai, you’re a beast!!
812 Anonymous
Every single one of them… they’re all amazing.
815 Anonymous
Kids in the elevator: “Whoa, it’s the real Poison Chalice!”
↓
Tenga-senpai: “Umu! Indeed, I am the one and only Poison Chalice!”
↓
Adults: “That’s… that’s definitely the real Poison Chalice’s voice…!!”
818 Anonymous
>>815
I mean, how could you not react like that? lol
822 Anonymous
>>815
I have zero doubt I’d do the exact same thing lol.
825 Anonymous
Mayuzumi-kun!?
827 Anonymous
The back-and-forth between Aqua-kun and Mayushin-kun is giving me goosebumps….
831 Anonymous
Look, if you aren’t feeling the hype, can you just leave?
834 Anonymous
Mayushin-kun getting fired up after Aqua-kun’s encouragement is just too cool.
This onee-san is actually tearing up seeing how much you’ve grown.
837 Anonymous
BERYL⁸ is just on another level.
840 Anonymous
I love that Mayuzumi-kun takes a second to catch his breath before stepping into the elevator.
He’s doing it to make sure the people trapped inside don’t panic.
845 Anonymous
>>840
I felt that.
848 Anonymous
And finally, here comes Aqua-sama.
851 Anonymous
Sorry, I’m not even worried about Aqua-sama.
The guy was perfectly fine after free-falling from 10,000 feet with nothing but his own body.
855 Anonymous
>>851
Lmao true.
857 Anonymous
>>851
The sheer amount of faith this board has in Aqua-kun is hilarious.
860 Anonymous
Exterior footage is live!!
862 Anonymous
It’s the Bicorn Beetle⁹!!
866 Anonymous
Kobayakawa-san, do your best!!
869 Anonymous
Go, Kobayakawa-san, goooo!!
873 Anonymous
If it’s Kobayakawa-san from the Church of Power¹⁰, we’ve got nothing to worry about.
877 Anonymous
Uh, guys… I just checked Kobayakawa-san’s social media and she posted that she’s currently dying on the toilet with a stomach ache….
880 Anonymous
>>877
Wait, what?
882 Anonymous
>>877
…Huh?
884 Anonymous
>>877
What?
888 Anonymous
>>877
Hold on, if that’s true, then who the hell is piloting the Bicorn Beetle….
891 Anonymous
Kohina Yukari is here!!
893 Anonymous
Of all people, THIS is the substitute!?
Was there really nobody else available!?
896 Anonymous
>>893
She’s got nothing but free time, so I guess it makes sense.
899 Anonymous
>>896
I’m pretty sure she’s the one girl who definitely shouldn’t have free time though….
902 Anonymous
Whatever, even Kohina Yukari will do. If you’re a fellow Chijo¹¹, then give it your all!!
904 Anonymous
That’s right, show us that degenerate spirit!!
907 Anonymous
Wait, Habu the Prime Minister is here!!
910 Anonymous
Hold up, how did Habu the Prime Minister even get there just now?
913 Anonymous
>>910
Stop overthinking it and just watch!
916 Anonymous
>>910
The elite units dispatched from the Narashino Garrison down there look completely bewildered.
918 Anonymous
The Prime Minister is definitely going to get chewed out by Agewa-san later. Like, “You’re the Prime Minister, stop doing reckless crap!”
921 Anonymous
>>916
You realize Habu the Prime Minister used to be in that Narashino Garrison elite unit, right?
925 Anonymous
>>921
That woman’s resume is terrifying. She probably has every medal in existence.
927 Anonymous
The absolute sense of security when Habu the Prime Minister and Aqua-sama arrive… priceless….
930 Anonymous
>>927
I get it….
933 Anonymous
Who did it? Who let the gorilla out of the Diet Building!!
If she’s out in the wild, she’s just going to go feral like some over-hyped news announcer!!
936 Anonymous
>>933
Wait a sec, that’s not a gorilla.
That’s not a gorilla, that’s our Prime Minister!
939 Anonymous
There’s a theory that the Prime Minister’s H-cups are actually just overdeveloped pecs.
942 Anonymous
>>939
Lmao.
945 Anonymous
Ah, Aqua-tan arrived too.
949 Anonymous
The fact that Aqua-tan isn’t even winded is terrifying.
952 Verification Team*010meTA473
Guys, show a little more concern for Aqua-sama, please….
956 Anonymous
>>952
My bad.
958 Anonymous
>>952
My common sense was just totally paralyzed for a second.
961 Anonymous
>>952
You’re right.
964 Anonymous
>>952
Tashinami, don’t ever change.
967 Anonymous
Anyway, thank god they’re safe.
970 Anonymous
I’m on the scene, haven’t evacuated yet. Saint Construction and Saint Heavy Machinery have arrived.
974 Anonymous
>>970
Those guys are the best in the business, so it’s all over now.
Especially since Aqua-sama’s life was on the line.
977 Anonymous
>>974
Their eyes looked absolutely possessed.
980 Anonymous
>>977
Well, that’s to be expected.
983 Anonymous
Victoria-sama and Kukuri-chan-sama’s safety is confirmed too!
986 Anonymous
>>983
Phew, seriously, thank goodness.
989 Anonymous
Breaking: Morikawa arrived at the national broadcaster to handle the emergency news, but she’s just standing there dazed because the incident is already over.
992 Anonymous
>>989
She said she ran all the way from Higashi-Nihonbashi, but shouldn’t she have just gone to the scene?
997 Anonymous
>>992
The Church of Power doesn’t care about things like “logic.”
1000 Anonymous
At any rate, I’m just glad everyone’s okay.
Big thanks to everyone in BERYL and everyone who worked on the powered suits!!
And Hagetoru. You’re the secret MVP here. I’m going to go buy some more Ona-coin!!
If I hit 1000, I hope Hagetoru’s life gets just a little bit better!!
1001 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3
I’m so glad everyone is safe!
Mikoto worked really hard too, you know. Hmph!
Today, as a reward, I’m not just having waffles-I’m getting an acai bowl too!!
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Summary:
An electrified internet bulletin board erupts in real-time over Seijo Science’s bombshell reveal of nuclear fusion tech and cutting-edge powered suits for the idol group BERYL, with users dissecting Hagetoru’s financial insanity, Aqua’s absurd-yet-brilliant ‘Udon Power’ push, and the meme-fueled fanaticism propping up their male idols and backers—until the party crashes as a meteorite slams the Tokyo Radio Tower, prompting BERYL’s idols, spearheaded by Aqua, to don the suits and storm the structure for a daring civilian rescue.
In the live forum frenzy, heroes like Tenga, Toa, and Mayuzumi extract trapped elevator passengers while even the Prime Minister dives into the action, culminating in total success that leaves netizens buzzing with stunned awe and collective relief.
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Trivia:
- The 0721 coin is a crude pun on m**urbation.
- Tashinami missed the event because her child is sick.
- The ‘Ramen-loving girl’ was actually Hagetoru donating all her money to science.
- The AI Mikoto generates power by eating food, which is technically methane-based.
- The tech being shown (nuclear fusion) was funded by Hagetoru’s donations to ‘USJ’.
- The ‘Holy Aqua Religion’ is a legitimate power player in Japan’s energy sector.
- The Lead Engineer of the suits is a 180cm+ tall woman from a town factory.
- The ‘Boob Battle’ is a literal physical occurrence in the university’s narrow hallways.
- Stock market ‘Limit Up’ indicates extreme economic volatility following the reveal.
- The Prime Minister was part of the elite garrison on the ground.
- Kobayakawa missed the mission because of a stomach ache.
- Tenga-senpai’s ‘Poison Chalice’ persona is recognized by children.
- Aqua survived a 10,000-foot fall previously, which explains the board’s lack of worry.
- The ‘Church of Power’ members are portrayed as highly illogical yet effective elites
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Character Insight:
The community’s unwavering trust in Hagetoru despite his vagrant lifestyle shows his ‘Saint’ status among the fans. Aqua’s professional distance is noted, while Tashinami’s motherly priorities override her business presence.
Aqua transitions from a worshipped idol to a literal man of action, displaying inhuman speed and a lack of fear that solidifies his ‘Church of Power’ reputation.
Mayuzumi shows emotional maturity by prioritizing the psychological state of the victims. The Prime Minister shows he is a man of action rather than just a politician.
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Behind the Scenes:
The ‘USJ’ acronym is a direct parody of Universal Studios Japan, repurposed as a fictional university.
The thread mimics the chaotic atmosphere of 2channel (5ch), blending raunchy humor with speculative fiction tropes.
The ‘Bulletin Board’ format is a staple trope in web novels, serving as a ‘Greek Chorus’ to provide world-building and heighten tension through external perspectives.
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TL Notes:
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
Thanks for reading.
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