Chapter 497 Warrior ④
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
I am currently sorting through my memories of the time I spent surveying the status of the “Tremble-Ddo-Buddy.”¹
My next stop was the Canarias convent. It serves as our shop’s primary manufacturing hub, but it’s also a communal space for everyone involved in our operations.
There was my beloved “Saint” Sister Amelia, the triplet Sisters, and their coordinator Mother Shireen, of course. My disciple Nina-Mailse and the Love-Mage Satsuki were there too, along with the other Sisters. I had them all present their units for inspection at once.
Nina was unfortunately brand new as she’d only just started using it, and Satsuki’s was—well, within the realm of common sense and perfectly clean—so I’ll skip the details on those. Though, I should add that they were both quite shy while reporting their usage stats.
The other Sisters, however… they were on a different level. The “Ddo-Buddies” they used for their daily “training” had a certain aura of dignity—survivors of a grueling regimen of “edging”² m**urbation.
Some were discolored; others were physically worn down. The Sisters seemed to have developed a genuine affection for that “weathered” look. I even tried shuffling them to see if they could pick theirs out of a pile, and not a single one of them failed to identify their own “Ddo-Buddy.”
Naturally, I asked them to walk me through their “training” routines. Let’s start with what the triplets had to say.
”The three of us see who can hold the ‘Ddo-Buddy’ in our mouths the longest! It’s a competition~!”
”The loser gets a penalty game~. You have to lock your hands behind your head and let the other two have their way with you, na-no~.”
”It’s super intense, kamo~. Front hole, back hole, clit, and n**ipss… they just get bullied relentlessly~.”
”After a few rounds, we start trying to sabotage each other~.”
”The more you climax, the weaker you get, so you just keep losing over and over, na-no~.”
”Sometimes you just want to lose because you’re craving more ‘training,’ kamo~. When that happens, we play ‘keep away’~.”
I see. Truly… “rigorous” training (?). Out of curiosity, I asked if the penalty games ever involved something practical, like cleaning up or taking over chores. Their response:
”That is a duty a Sister should naturally embrace~!”
”It’s not something you just foist onto someone else, na-no~!”
”Shopkeeper, you’re sounding a bit like a heathen, kamo~.”
…Well then. I honestly can’t tell if they’re being serious or not. Then again, as Sisters of the Church of Demon-Subjugation,³ perhaps this is the “correct” attitude. Then there was Mother Shireen’s “training.”
”For me? I suppose it’s training the muscles to clench the holes tight against the vibration, so I don’t ‘lose’ to the device. Naturally, that goes for both the front and the back… ♡”
(Yep, that sounds like her brand of “hardcore” (?)). Apparently, as a Mother, she gets so busy that she can’t always find time for a proper session, so she’ll spend the day doing paperwork with it still inserted.
Amelia has been in a similar boat lately. Ever since she was officially recognized as a “Saint” by the Holy Figure, her days have been consumed with Saintly duties.
”I’m just grateful that people seem so happy when I’m working at the soup kitchen. And then there are the pilgrims who travel from so far away to see me, and the other Sisters…”
But then, late at night, she tackles her other workload—paperwork and inspecting the stock for our shop. And just like Mother Shireen, she does it all while “training.”
I told her that if she was overwhelmed, the other Sisters were trained in quality control now and she could hand off the shop work. But she insisted she finds every part of her job genuinely fun.
One by one, every Sister had her own “Ddo-Buddy” and her own unique “training” style. Honestly, it made me feel good. Hearing that the magic circuits I designed are actually helping people is the best part of being a maker.
Anyway, back to the fatigue levels. The bottom line: even among the devout Sisters of the Church of Demon-Subjugation, not a single “Ddo-Buddy” could hold a candle to the state of “Warrior Alex’s” unit.
In fact, the closest contender so far—beating out even the Sisters—was “John-kun,” belonging to my love-wolf Aerith. Though in his case, he has to survive Aerith’s “Estrus” urges, not to mention her teeth and claws…
Surprisingly, there wasn’t much variance in wear and tear among the Sisters, despite their different “training” methods.
Before I actually saw them, I assumed Mother Shireen’s unit would be the most “exhausted” given her high rank. But the physical evidence proved otherwise.
And no, for the record, Saint Amelia’s “Saint Pussy” didn’t somehow purify her “Ddo-Buddy” into a consecrated, divinely glowing relic. It wasn’t particularly beat-up, either.
This is probably because the Sisters have scheduled “training” blocks. They aren’t thinking about it 24/7. Between work and prayer, they’re actually quite busy. If anything, as seen with Shireen and Amelia, that “training” time is a limited, precious window in their day.
Maybe if I did a deep-dive study over several years, I’d see a difference. But right now, the Sisters’ units are just at the “enthusiastic hobbyist” level—roughly the same as my love-elf Tania or my love-dog Laika.
Still, the convent was a goldmine for data. Checking so many units at once was a huge help, and I walked away feeling quite satisfied with the “usage reports” I’d gathered.
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From there, I continued my rounds, inspecting the “Ddo-Buddies” of many more women and meticulously recording their “usage status.” A total perk of the job. I love my work.
To quickly go through the roster: I checked in with the people involved in the “Harvest Project,”⁴ like Marm-san, the poster girl for the Adventurer’s Guild, and Suu-san, the cat-eared secretary from the Beast-person Association.
I even made a trip to the Royal Palace to interview Her Majesty the Queen and her circle. Honestly, even though Her Majesty and I are… “intimate,” it’s a miracle I wasn’t hauled off for lèse-majesté.
I talked to Muse, Merluza, and Marsetta. I was also lucky enough to get data from a few other maids, female soldiers, and even some Court Mages.
And no, it wasn’t because Her Majesty snapped after being forced to talk about her s*x life and started throwing her weight around. Surprisingly, once I explained I was researching “resuscitation techniques” to fix broken units, people were eager to help.
The female soldiers—many of whom are beast-people—took it very seriously. Like Aerith, many of them struggle with accidentally biting or clawing their gear, and they were desperate for a way to “heal” their favorite tools.
Word eventually spread back to the Beast-person Association, and even more women came forward. As the rumors grew, regular customers even started bringing their “Ddo-Buddies” directly to the shop to give me their data.
Seeing how much these women loved and relied on their “Ddo-Buddies” made me realize I couldn’t slack off on this “Resuscitation Project.” If I couldn’t find a way to help them keep their favorite tools for the long haul, I’d be a failure as a man and a magic toolmaker.
But there’s still one glaring problem. Even after talking to all those women, the condition of “Warrior Alex’s” unit is still in a league of its own.
(It’s not like it was handled roughly by a beast-person. It looks like the result of “normal” use, just… intensified beyond belief.)
(I honestly can’t fathom how someone could use it this way. Had she been using it for ten-plus hours a day for the last two years?)
(At that point, you’re basically a shut-in who’s abandoned society. I mean, maybe if she used it every night and left it in until morning… is that even possible?)
The questions are endless, but the work remains. I turned my attention back to “Warrior Alex’s” unit and threw myself once more into the development of the resuscitation technique.
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Summary:
The Shopkeeper visits the Canarias convent to inspect the ‘Ddo-Buddies’ used by the Sisters and Mothers. He discovers that while their usage is intense due to their religious ‘training,’ it still doesn’t match the extreme wear on Warrior Alex’s device. He gathers more data from the Royal Palace and beast-person soldiers to further his research on tool resuscitation.
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Trivia:
- The Canarias convent doubles as the shop’s manufacturing factory.
- Sister Amelia was officially recognized as a Saint by a ‘Holy Figure’.
- Beast-person users often damage their magic tools with teeth and claws due to ‘Estrus’ impulses.
- The protagonist is intimate with the Queen
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Character Insight:
The protagonist feels a strong sense of artisan pride and duty, moving beyond simple perversion to a desire to help his customers maintain their beloved tools.
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Behind the Scenes:
The ‘Warrior Alex’ plot point serves as a long-running mystery regarding character strength and endurance in this world.
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TL Notes:
Notes:
• Nina-Mailse – Sacred Artificer from the Holy City with short violet hair and those thick, bottle‑bottom glasses that somehow still look good. A Ward from a big Purist family in the Wielope Empire, but she ditched the whole fundamentalist thing. Sticks close to the Saint and might end up as Kento’s apprentice in the Church of Demon‑Subjugation. Smart, loyal, and quietly rebellious.
• Satsuki – Miranda’s granddaughter, a court mage with long black hair in staff‑and‑robes, is a prickly tsundere companion of Kento, humbled yet fulfilled as Harvest’s new worker; her research flourishes under his guidance while she whispers romantic tips to Amelia. Former top Academy student, she lives alone and role‑plays a ‘Professor‑Student’ dynamic with the protagonist.
• Shireen – A high-ranking nun at the convent who tends to modify product specifications on a whim.
• Amelia – A light blue-haired Sister of the Church of Demon-Subjugating and Kento’s shy harem member. A newly awakened “Saint” from Holy Sleep, modest and easily embarrassed with red ears and neck. Wears her habit and treasures Kento’s ring on a necklace.
• Aerith – Gray‑fur wolf‑beast with a sleek tail and elegant dress, she is Ouka’s daughter and a member of the Merchant Guild Garou’s “Love‑wolf” tribe. Mother of twins Kaine and Heine, she openly pursues Kento’s creative genius, unafraid to show her interest.
• Laika – Kento’s love‑dog, a beast‑man with shaggy brown fur, amber eyes and a scar across his snout, wears a weathered leather coat. An A‑rank adventurer and devoted mother, he calls his companion ‘Dildo‑Buddy’ George.
• Tania – An elven adventurer, Kento’s love‑elf, defies her race’s low‑desire reputation with passionate, easily embarrassed charm. She wears light armor over a simple tunic and short pants, exuding grace. Senior‑junior to Raika, she’s a seasoned Harvest shopper, constantly buying pleasure items while keeping a dignified façade.
• Harvest – Kento Harvest, a gaunt scholar in a tattered academic coat, wields low‑mana circuits and masters Academy systems. He runs an adult magic‑circuit shop, crafting rare components with cold calculation, valuing brand trust. He has multiple lovers/slaves and several children.
• Marm – The attractive, red-haired, tanned receptionist at the Adventurer’s Guild. She wears a uniform that emphasizes her ‘nice body.’ She is kind and acts like a supportive ‘big sister’ figure to Kento. Looks like Mirajane Strauss from certain series.
• Suu – Secretary for the Royal Capital Beast-person Mutual Aid Association and a cat beast-person. Sample No. 19 in Kento’s report. She steps up as the first witness for the defense. Wears glasses and a tight suit.
• Marsetta – A senior court mage and specialist in magical weaponry. She has disheveled hair tied back, wears glasses, and has deep dark circles under her eyes from lack of sleep. She hasn’t eaten in two days and is under heavy pressure to find a countermeasure for the enemy’s weapons.
• Merluza – The Captain of the Royal Guard, a veteran soldier and Lion Beast-person. She testifies to the military necessity and effectiveness of the ‘Tremble Ddo-Buddy’ (which she calls ‘Bob’) for female beast-person soldiers, ensuring job performance isn’t compromised by ‘heat’. Have dull yellow hair, large feline ears, wearing armor, and large scar over the right eye.
• Muse – Cecile’s trusted attendant and chief maid, Muse handles sensitive, discreet tasks like espionage and product acquisition. Have sharp, black eyes, wearing maid uniform, and have expressionless face.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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