Volume 13 Chapter 423 Bulletin Board, Akuhogedon
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[Hana-ata Day²] GW Special Drama Live Stream Thread [Starring Aqua-sama]
1 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Listen up, you Bulletin Board degenerates. Are you ready to have your brains rattled?
> Original Concept / Starring: Shirogane Aqua, the charismatic male idol and leader of BERYL. He commands global broadcasts with a voice that sparks hope.
His stage presence—sharp eyes, sleek hair, confident stance—energizes crowds and drives social change.
Once a different person, now a husband to several wives and a father, he blends past-life wisdom with present influence. ← This is insane!
> Script: Tsukasa Kei ← This is insane!
> Director: Hongou Hiroko ← This is hype!
3 Anonymous
>>1
Thanks for the thread.
5 Anonymous
>>1
Thread-ol! (Great job OP!)
7 Anonymous
>>1
Hey, Hagetoru!
The live threads are overlapping again!!
10 Anonymous
>>7
It’s a live thread; it’ll fill up and sink on its own anyway. It’s fine.
12 Anonymous
>>1
It’s already been two years since I first encountered Aqua-sama.
Honestly, I think I’ve finally built up some tolerance to him.
So, I’m pretty sure I’ll be fine unless something really crazy happens.
15 Anonymous
>>12
Nice flag, lol!
17 Anonymous
>>12
For real!
I’m not the same person I was back then. I’ve actually grown up!
20 Anonymous
The first time I saw Aqua-sama, I thought my brain was going to explode.
But now, I actually have the composure to enjoy him.
I guess you could say I’ve finally learned how to truly appreciate the finer things.
24 Anonymous
Sad news: Bulletin Board users are getting cocky again.
27 Anonymous
>>24
Standard Bulletin Board behavior lol
30 Anonymous
I made sure to come prepared with my diaper³ today.
Anyone acting all relaxed about Aqua-sama has a zero-percent sense of danger.
33 Anonymous
>>30
I feel you. Same here.
36 Anonymous
My old grandmother keeps nagging me, “Are you wearing your diapers?”
She even made me put them on just now against my will.
39 Anonymous
>>36
Same as my mom! lol
I tried to blow her off earlier like, “Yeah, yeah, I got it,” but then she literally stripped my skirt and underwear off and yelled, “You’re not wearing them! Honestly!! You can’t take Aqua-sama lightly!” I got a massive lecture and then she forced me into them LOL
42 Anonymous
>>39
Lmao, literally the exact same thing happened to me.
45 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Respect your elders, I’m telling you.
You kids should listen to what they say!!
Even our elder sis, Nee-san, is still wearing her diaper properly!!
47 Verification Team*9n2SARETAi
>>45
…
50 Anonymous
>>47
That was a fast response lol.
53 Anonymous
>>47
The silence is terrifying, lmao…
55 Anonymous
Seriously, Hagetoru.
Why do you keep running your mouth at Nee-san when you know you’re gonna get roasted? lol
57 Anonymous
>>55
It’s just like Tenga-senpai and Kohina Yukari are to Aqua-sama.
To Hagetoru, Chinsuki and Nee-san are exactly that.
With people like Kohina Yukari or Nee-san, the key is that they actually seem to enjoy having a junior who acts spoiled or messes with them like that, since nobody else would. nano
60 Anonymous
You guys shouldn’t ignore the advice of the veterans who’ve been through the wars.
Maybe you teens and twenty-somethings are too embarrassed to wear diapers, but haven’t you heard “Better safe than sorry”?
If you don’t end up needing them, then good for you.
63 Anonymous
>>60
Exactly! I put mine on like a responsible adult.
65 Anonymous
Ugh, it’s embarrassing, but maybe I should go put them on.
I don’t have the confidence to pull off a “pro-play” like Hagetoru and just let everything leak out onto the floor…
68 Anonymous
You guys are such cowards.
It’ll be fine, totally fine.
Actually, I’m wearing my “special occasion” panties and watching while I go to town on myself.
71 Anonymous
>>68
And there go the Bulletin Board users getting cocky again!!
74 Anonymous
Hey, stop talking about stupid shit and turn on your TVs.
The drama is starting!
77 Anonymous
>>74
Just turned it on!
80 Anonymous
IT’S STARTING!
82 Anonymous
Screen’s dark.
85 Anonymous
AQUA-SAMA IN A BLAZER! HE’S HERE!
87 Anonymous
Opening with Aqua-sama in a blazer? God, I’m glad I’m wearing these diaper.
90 Anonymous
>>87
The diapers are already coming into play?! LOL
94 Anonymous
Worked it! It’s Tsuwabuki-san!
96 Anonymous
Tsuwabuki-san, congrats on co-starring with Aqua-kun!
99 Anonymous
Tsuwabuki-san is playing a teacher?!
101 Anonymous
Tsuwabuki-san as the teacher and Aqua-sama as the student… I dig it!
103 Anonymous
Bless you, bless you!
The two of them co-starring on Hana-ata Day is the absolute best!!
107 Anonymous
Wha—?!
110 Anonymous
Fwaaaaaaaaah!
113 Anonymous
UGYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
115 Anonymous
ONGYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
118 Anonymous
PYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
122 Anonymous
BIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
126 Anonymous
The classroom is… only full of boys…?!
129 Anonymous
What the hell is going on?!
131 Anonymous
GOOD NEWS: My diaper just did their job in literal seconds!!
134 Anonymous
SAD NEWS: I regretted not wearing diaper in literal seconds.
137 Anonymous
Wait… is this girl heaven?
140 Anonymous
Sorry, my TV is broken.
Because there are only boys in that classroom.
143 Anonymous
Holy crap, CG has come so far.
It’s like I’m looking at real, live boys.
146 Anonymous
MEDIC!
Survivors, check the casualties, now!!
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>>146
Do you copy, Command?!
Hakuryuu-sensei is down! Hakuryuu-sensei died instantly!
I repeat!
Hakuryuu-sensei is down! Hakuryuu-sensei died instantly!
155 Anonymous
>>150
SENSEI NOOOOOOO!
…Eh, that happens all the time. It’s fine.
157 Anonymous
>>150
Lol
159 Anonymous
Ummm… I’m the one who said I didn’t need diapers earlier, but can I change into them now? This is embarrassing, but my underwear was ruined in seconds. Hehe…
162 Anonymous
>>159
It’s not too late!
164 Anonymous
>>159
Good on you for swallowing your pride and changing! You’re a hero!
168 Anonymous
Wait… wait, this isn’t CG…?
171 Anonymous
>>168
No way, it’s gotta be CG…
Wait. But this texture… these are… real boys?
175 Anonymous
>>168>>171
Don’t run from reality!
If you’re a citizen of this board, accept the truth even if your body turns to ash!!
178 Anonymous
As expected of Aqua-sama, to gather this many males.
This is why I can’t quit Aqua-sama…
181 Anonymous
>>178
Speaking of which, I heard a story about a drug addict who took a hit of the toxic substance known as “Aqua-sama” and was so overwhelmed they completely transcended their addiction.
184 Anonymous
>>181
Well, obviously. As if junk or uppers could compete with the high of Aqua-sama!
A girl’s brain scorched by Yuujin-sama isn’t going to get off on minor stimulants like that.
Compared to him, drugs are like a soda that’s gone flat.
187 Anonymous
>>181>>184
Medical professional here.
Playing Aqua-sama’s songs or dramas during surgery dramatically increases patient survival rates.
It’s also incredibly effective for bringing patients back from a vegetative state in the ICU.
That is all from the field.
190 Anonymous
>>187
No way LMAO
193 Anonymous
I guess medicine and poison really are the same thing.
I learned that from Aqua-sama!!
196 Anonymous
But seriously, how did they gather this many male cast members?
I know a quarter of the students are Aqua-sama, Mayuzumi-kun, Toa-chan, Tenga-senpai, Yamada-kun, Kujaku-kun, and Hajime-kun…
But gathering over 20 others besides them is insane.
201 Anonymous
>>196
The others are boys from the Beryl Entertainment training school.
I’ve seen them around—some help out as trainees at live venues, some work at events, or at Wonderland⁴.
204 Anonymous
>>201
Ah, I thought so! I knew a lot of them looked familiar.
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>>201
Astute observation.
They are all students from our academy.
I wasn’t personally briefed on this, but from a quick glance, these are all boys who have already debuted at the theater inside Wonderland. You can expect great things.
210 Anonymous
>>207
Nee-san, thanks!
213 Anonymous
>>207
Thanks, useful member of the Verification Team!
215 Anonymous
>>213
”Useful member” LOL
So the other three are the useless ones…
218 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Checking in—I’m the “useless” sister from the Verification Team.
My “refined taste” hasn’t leaked yet!
That is all from the field!!
221 Anonymous
>>218
Useful info, thx!
224 Verification Team*010meTA473
>>218
EXCUSE ME?!
226 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, he isn’t talking at all.
229 Anonymous
There’s no sound, but the sound effects are so perfectly timed.
It’s a little creepy, though…
232 Anonymous
Getting some slight horror vibes here.
This isn’t a horror show, is it?
235 Anonymous
>>232
This was scripted by Tsukasa-sensei, the one who scorched our brains with Yuu-onii back in the day. Don’t let your guard down…
238 Anonymous
If I die of a heart attack right now, will I go to this heaven?
240 Anonymous
>>238
If I were thrown into a room full of boys like that, I wouldn’t even be able to breathe.
243 Anonymous
>>240
I feel that.
246 Anonymous
The utopia for all women: an All-Boys School. To think I’d see it like this…
250 Anonymous
>>232
Since the only info we had was from >>1, we literally have no idea what’s coming.
253 Anonymous
Tsuwabuki-san is back!!
256 Anonymous
The fact that these two co-starred in Hana-ata and are now together in a different drama on Hana-ata Day is so hype!
Tsuwabuki-san must be so happy he got to co-star with Aqua-kun again.
259 Anonymous
IDOL CLUB IS HERE—!
262 Anonymous
Did they say Idol Club?!
265 Anonymous
Whoa, whoa, an Idol Club made of just the boys at the same school? Like that could ever—oh wait, it does lol.
Having Aqua-sama, Mayuzumi-kun, and Toa-chan in the same class is a total cheat code.
267 Anonymous
>>265
BERYL really is a miracle, isn’t it?
270 Anonymous
Tsuwabuki-san’s comedic acting is so good.
Comical roles are so hard to cast for men, even globally.
Honestly, Tsuwabuki-san is just as much of a treasure as Aqua-sama⁵.
Aqua-sama, thank you so much for finally “awakening” Tsuwabuki-san.
276 Anonymous
>>273
It’s definitely that Hana-ata duo chemistry lol.
279 Anonymous
>>273
The producer at Hana-ata who cast these two must be weeping with joy right now.
281 Anonymous
Mayuzumi-kun is here! He’s finally hereeeeeee!
283 Anonymous
(Toa-chan – the BERYL member known for being both “cute” and “cool”, the one who winks at the camera with those sweet vocals – the “little brother” who grew up and uses his streams to stay safe in the city…)
TOA-CHAN IS HEREEEEEE!
286 Anonymous
I knew these two would be the first ones to show up!
290 Anonymous
Wait… he actually turned down an invitation from Aqua-sama!?
292 Anonymous
I can’t believe Toa-chan and Mayuzumi-kun would actually say no to an invitation from Aqua-kun…
295 Anonymous
I guess this is just showing us a different timeline.
Honestly, the fact that BERYL was even formed is basically a miracle.
298 Anonymous
Yamada-kun eating his lunch early is freaking precious!
301 Anonymous
>>298
I love how Yamada-kun can do comedy like Tsuwabuki-san but also pull off hot-blooded leads like Aqua-sama.
I’ve got high hopes for his career!
304 Anonymous
Kujaku-kun is just sleeping the whole time lol.
308 Anonymous
Akami-kun is such a big-shot voice actor, but he’s been doing way more live-action work lately.
312 Anonymous
King Tenga-senpai is hereeeeeeeeee!
315 Anonymous
TENGA! TENGA! TENGA!
317 Anonymous
I love how he calls himself “King.”
It gives off such classic Tenga-senpai vibes lol.
321 Anonymous
>>317
I totally get that.
The script makes everyone feel so similar to their real-life counterparts that it’s really easy to get sucked into the story.
325 Anonymous
>>321
The screen is already 100% guys, so our brain power is already being maxed out.
If the plot was any more complicated, we wouldn’t be able to process a thing.
Since this is a one-time special drama, I think they made the right call.
328 Anonymous
Good for you, Tenga-senpai.
You’re finally classmates with Aqua-kun and the rest.
In the drama, at least lol.
332 Anonymous
>>328
The idea of a timeline where Tenga-senpai is their classmate is actually hype as hell!
335 Anonymous
>>328
Tenga-senpai probably started crying the second he read the script lol.
337 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, LMAO!
340 Anonymous
The way he just picks up the club application Tenga-senpai threw away, irons out the wrinkles, and stuffs it in his bag… I can’t lol.
That is so classic Aqua-kun.
344 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, do your best!
348 Anonymous
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
351 Anonymous
Wait, a shakedown!?
355 Anonymous
Aqua-kun, get over there fast!
357 Anonymous
Ah, Aqua-kun is here!
360 Anonymous
WHOAAAAA!
363 Anonymous
The fight scene between Aqua-sama and Tenga-senpai is insane!!
368 Anonymous
Hiee!
My heart is pounding because it looks like Tenga-senpai’s fist is actually going to deck Aqua-sama…
371 Anonymous
This scene is incredible.
It’s so rare to see a scene where guys actually brawl like this.
374 Anonymous
Aqua-sama dodging with those dance steps is top-tier.⁶
But Tenga-senpai is also amazing for maneuvering so well so he doesn’t actually hit him.
378 Anonymous
Hollywood is shaking in their boots right now.
381 Anonymous
>>378
Wait, is this being streamed overseas too?
385 Anonymous
>>381
Yeah, it is.
Global simultaneous broadcast.
The bulletin boards in the States and across the Stars are losing their minds.
The Japanese bulletin boards are actually the ones being civilized for once.
389 Anonymous
>>385
Based on the thread speed, at least half of the servers are definitely down, but you’re telling me this is “civilized” for the rest of the world?
392 Anonymous
Apparently, the Men’s Boards are going crazy too.
My brother told me some of the guys who appeared in the show are actually in the threads giving live commentary.
396 Anonymous
>>392
Whoa, that’s so cool.
398 Anonymous
>>392
I am so jealous!
401 Anonymous
That family estate is massive.
404 Anonymous
Most of the kids at the All-Boys School are from the old nobility, right?
As times changed, they all vanished except for the one school backed by the former Kokucho family.
Now there’s talk that even that school might be closed because the peerage system is dead.
408 Anonymous
>>404
I’d be happy if they closed the All-Boys school and everyone went co-ed, but I feel like there should be at least one safe haven school for boys who’ve been victims of crimes and have trauma involving girls.
412 Anonymous
>>408
Maybe that’s why they made this drama.
Word is the National Diet is discussing the school’s future soon.
The Saint’s Party is proposing to bundle all the “men’s issues” on the same day and summon Aqua-sama as a witness for the male side.
415 Anonymous
>>412
I’ve been wondering for an hour if it’s really okay to have Aqua-sama – whose common sense is lightyears away from the average guy – as the “representative” for men…
417 Anonymous
>>415
Truth lol.
419 Anonymous
He didn’t rip up the application! What a bro!
421 Anonymous
You totally want to join the Idol Club, don’t you?!
Just be honest with yourself!
424 Anonymous
It must be rough being a man born into the old nobility.
You have way less freedom than a boy from a normal family.
Parents probably just decide your marriage⁷ for you.
Before the All-Boys schools, they couldn’t even walk to school safely.
That’s why you can’t say the Kokucho family was all bad.
Looking at history, Kokucho creating those schools was one of the best things they ever did.
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>>424
And then there’s Aqua-kun, born into a Yukishiro branch family, just living his best life…
432 Anonymous
>>428
The Yukishiro family doesn’t sweat the small stuff.
There are literal historical records of Yukishiro kids just hanging out at temple schools.
They even covered that in the recent Taiga drama.
435 Anonymous
Mayuzumi-kun is here!
438 Anonymous
I guess it starts with persuading Mayuzumi-kun after all!?
441 Anonymous
Mayuzumi-kun has really grown up.
Man, Tachibana-san’s “Kenzaki!” brings back memories.
444 Anonymous
Ahhh… this is the stuff…
447 Anonymous
MAYUZUMI-KUN IS HEREEEEEEEEEEE!
450 Anonymous
See? Told you it’d be Mayuzumi-kun first.
454 Anonymous
Seeing these two together first is just pure hype.
456 Anonymous
Wait… this is BERYL, right?
Is this actually a true story!?
460 Anonymous
>>456
The “Berry-Berry”⁸ reenactment drama showed BERYL’s formation, but the real thing was even more intense…
463 Anonymous
>>460
That was a legendary episode.
466 Anonymous
To Hagetoru:
Everyone’s forgetting, but how is Hakuryuu-sensei doing?
No rush, but let us know when you can.
Just a concerned board user.
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>>466
As for Hakuryuu-sensei… she’s currently whispering her last will and testament into my ear.
472 Anonymous
>>469
Wait, LMAO!
475 Anonymous
>>469
SENSEIIII!
478 Anonymous
>>469
Alright! Looks like Hakuryuu-sensei is still full of energy!
482 Anonymous
Toa-chan….
486 Anonymous
Toa-chan’s brain is melting from Aqua-sama’s singing!
489 Anonymous
Ah, he’s completely fallen for him.
492 Anonymous
Alright, the gang’s all here!
495 Anonymous
>>492
Tenga-senpai: “…”
498 Anonymous
>>492
A wild Tenga-senpai appears with a sad face!
Will you let him join the party?
▶ YES
YES
501 Anonymous
I love this practice scene.
504 Anonymous
Tenga-senpai… just be honest with your feelings.
509 Anonymous
The kids who were Tenga-senpai’s lackeys joined the Idol Club too.
They look so awkward lol.
512 Anonymous
Aqua-sama’s recruitment drive is hereeeeeee!
515 Anonymous
The fistfight is starting!!
518 Anonymous
This is so intense I’m actually shaking.
520 Anonymous
Wait, did that actually land!?
523 Anonymous
That definitely hit his face…
526 Anonymous
GAHHHHHH!
STOP IIIIIIIT!
529 Anonymous
Aqua-sama’s beautiful face is-is-is-!!
531 Anonymous
Wait, are they actually fighting for real…?
534 Anonymous
I can’t believe they’re allowed to broadcast this.
That’s Fuji TV for you-they’re the ones behind “Berry-Berry,” after all.
Their resolve is just on another level.
537 Anonymous
Toa-chan, NICE!
540 Anonymous
Yamada-kun and Kujaku-kun are so on top of it!
543 Anonymous
Hide it! Hide the evidence!
546 Anonymous
The teacher totally knows what’s going on in there lol.
Tsuwabuki-san is such a great actor.
549 Anonymous
That blatant stalling for time is hilarious lol.
I love the teacher’s “futile resistance.”
552 Anonymous
Please, Vice Principal!
Look the other way just this once!
555 Anonymous
HERE COMES THE HYPE!
558 Anonymous
It’s exactly like Aqua-tan says!!
Tenga-senpai, join them!
561 Anonymous
What a transparent lie LMAO.
563 Anonymous
Whoa, he’s actually covered in bruises…
I know it’s just makeup or FX, but my heart hurts.
566 Anonymous
Since the fight looked so real, the injuries look way too vivid.
569 Anonymous
Vice Principal!?
572 Anonymous
THE WIG! LMAO!
575 Anonymous
Tsukasa-sensei, stop dropping scenes like this LOL.
It caught me so off guard I can’t even LMAO.
578 Anonymous
Making Kamonohashi-san wear a wig for this is cheating lol.
581 Anonymous
Aqua-sama and Tenga-senpai are legends.
I don’t know how they didn’t burst out laughing during this scene LOL.
584 Anonymous
Tsuwabuki-san’s Kenjou-sensei is the best.
I wish I had a teacher like him.
588 Anonymous
Kenjou-sensei is dangerous.
He has “heartbreaker” written all over him.
592 Anonymous
>>588
If he were at a girls’ school, he’d be targeted in seconds.
Not just by the students, but by the faculty and the moms too.
595 Anonymous
Nice.
598 Anonymous
Tenga-senpai is here!
601 Anonymous
WE DID ITTTTTTTT!
604 Anonymous
Ah…
607 Anonymous
He’s actually returning the shakedown money. What a good guy.
What he did was wrong, and returning it might not fix everything, but it’s a hell of a lot better than keeping it.
610 Anonymous
Exactly. The crime won’t simply disappear, but the act of paying it back properly should be commended.
612 Anonymous
For real. You can’t just erase a sin that easily, but the fact he’s actually taking action to make amends deserves some credit.
613 Anonymous
Ah, I see.
616 Anonymous
He didn’t come here to join the club; he came to apologize and take his medicine….
619 Anonymous
If he’d just joined the club all “buddy-buddy,” I would’ve felt super uneasy. This is a much better development.
622 Anonymous
MAYUZUMI-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!
625 Anonymous
It’s so great that Minato and Shikishima don’t punch back here!
Minato just isn’t that kind of kid, you know?
628 Anonymous
KUZUHARA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
631 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, he’s just straight-up punching him, I’m dead lol.
634 Anonymous
That was a textbook uppercut LOL.
637 Anonymous
Please stop showing it in slow motion from three different angles LOL.
639 Anonymous
Director Hongou LMAO.
642 Anonymous
I counted the hits after I got home yesterday LMAO.
645 Anonymous
You definitely landed one extra hit LOL.
648 Anonymous
Kuzuhara is such a top-tier character.
I mean, he probably only said that as an excuse to clock him, but still LOL.
651 Anonymous
Kuzuhara definitely punched Shikishima on purpose just to clear the air and get everyone back on the same page.
655 Anonymous
Shikishima looked weirdly happy to be getting punched, didn’t he?
658 Anonymous
Wait? Tenga-senpai is leaving?
662 Anonymous
Mayuzumi-kun is heeeeeeeeeere!
664 Anonymous
Minato is heeeeeeeeeere!
667 Anonymous
”Hey, we’re in the middle of morning practice. You planning to flake out?”
↑ THIS IS THE BEST!!
670 Anonymous
Oh.
673 Anonymous
Wait.
676 Anonymous
Wow.
679 Anonymous
Ugh….
681 Anonymous
And there it is—the Bulletin Board just suffered a mass casualty event!
684 Anonymous
Ahhh, Kuzuhara silently patting Minato on the back right now is everything.
That is literally just real-life Aqua-sama and Mayuzumi-kun. They know exactly what they’re doing.
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Bad news: Hakuryuu-sensei has passed away with a smile on his face.
692 Anonymous
>>688
HAKURYUU-SENSEIIIIII!!
694 Anonymous
>>688
But if it’s our Hakuryuu-sensei, she’ll just respawn over and over.
Even if she’s burned to a crisp, she’ll rise from the ashes like a phoenix!
697 Verification Team*CHiMPOsuki
Mumbling sacred chants…
701 Anonymous
>>697
Don’t try to hold a Hoge-cult⁹ funeral here LOL.
704 Editor
>>697
Hakuryuu-sensei, thank you for your service for all this time….
708 Anonymous
>>704
Oi LOL
712 Anonymous
>>704
You and Chinsuki are gonna get a talking-to later LOL.
715 Anonymous
Wait, the Idol Club as a cheering squad!?
718 Anonymous
If a cheering squad like that shows up, nobody’s gonna be able to focus on the actual game!?
721 Anonymous
>>718
I feel that. But surprisingly, once the switch flips, you can actually lock in on the game.
724 Anonymous
Toa-chan’s inner conflict is here!
728 Anonymous
I see, so from here on, we’re gonna start digging into the issues everyone’s been carrying one by one.
731 Anonymous
Yo, how many of you guys are even still alive?
735 Anonymous
>>731
Raises hand
737 Anonymous
>>731
Waves
740 Anonymous
The numbers have definitely dropped.
Even the veteran warriors couldn’t survive this?
743 Anonymous
>>740
The “States” and “Stars” boards haven’t updated in over 10 minutes, no matter how much I spam refresh.
746 Anonymous
>>743
Forget the Meteorite, Aqua-sama is out here causing human extinction lol LOL.
749 Anonymous
>>746
Aqua-sama >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Meteorite-san (lol).
Literally every Japanese person already knew this.
751 Anonymous
So, look….
I can say it now, but even wearing adult diapers was useless.
It just soaked right through.
754 Anonymous
>>751
LOL LMAO.
757 Anonymous
>>751
I’m with you there LOL
760 Anonymous
So in the end, going commando like Hagetoru was the only right answer….
763 Anonymous
>>760
Nah, that’d just make the floor a disaster zone.
If you’re in a tatami room, you’d have to replace the whole mat.
766 Anonymous
>>763
As a tatami maker reading this, I’m already shaking at how busy I’m gonna be tomorrow….
769 Anonymous
>>766
Hang in there LOL
772 Anonymous
>>766
Interior contractor here.
I’m terrified we’re gonna have to do full flooring replacements too.
776 Anonymous
This is the Aqua-sama effect, also known as “Deep Aqua Impact.”
It creates an explosive economic ripple effect, but at the same time, it makes work stupidly busy.
779 Anonymous
>>766 >>772
Take some advice from someone who worked at a noodle factory back then.
Don’t try to handle it all! You’ll die!!
Personally, I’m just gonna enjoy the view from the sidelines!!
782 Anonymous
>>779
Everyone was eating udon in that lunch scene just now, led by Aqua-sama.
Because of that, I’ve decided I’m having udon tomorrow too.
785 Anonymous
>>782
Same!
788 Anonymous
>>782 >>785
It’s gotta be udon!!
790 Noodle Factory Peon
>>782 >>785 >>788
Wait, what?
793 Anonymous
>>790
Good luck LOL.
I work at a supermarket, and the udon aisle is gonna be a war zone tomorrow….
798 Anonymous
I’m not >>790, but I just got a call from the factory.
They said “Everyone who can come in after the drama ends, we’re paying a special bonus, so get to the factory to prep for tomorrow.”
It’s actually happening LOL.
802 Anonymous
Sorry for being like this when the “Meteorite” might start a World War.
We’re just too busy with the “Udon War.”
805 Anonymous
>>802
LOL LOL.
808 Anonymous
>>802
No, seriously, supermarkets become a battlefield.
I’m so glad I keep frozen udon stocked up for times like this!!
810 Anonymous
Last time we were all wandering around looking for “Maniac Biscuits,” and now tomorrow we’re wandering around for udon….
814 Anonymous
I love how they drop in these practice scenes.
817 Anonymous
Hey, does anyone know what brand of deodorant spray the boys use during practice?
821 Anonymous
>>817
It’s from SEIJYODO. Their site is down right now though LOL.
825 Anonymous
Since it’s almost summer, that spray is gonna sell out instantly LOL.
828 Anonymous
>>821
For anyone who can’t see the site:
- Aqua Soap Scent / Used by Shirogane Aqua-san (The charismatic leader of BERYL)
- Twilight Garden Scent / Used by Nekoyama Toa-san
- Fresh Citrus Scent / Used by Mayuzumi Shintaro-san
- Heavenly Rose Scent / Used by Tenga Akira-san
- Green Wood Scent / Used by Yamada Maruo-san
- Black Swan Scent / Used by Kokucho Kujaku-san
- Ocean Red Scent / Used by Akami Hajime-san
830 Anonymous
>>828
Useful sis, you’re a lifesaver!!
832 Anonymous
>>828
I’m gonna hit up “Drugstore Toa” and sniff every single one!!
836 Anonymous
The practice T-shirts the Idol Club kids wear and those drum bags look like they’ll sell big too.
841 Anonymous
>>836
Apparently the boys’ side of the board is blowing up over it.
My son just begged me to buy them because he wants to match.
Alright, Mom’s gonna work hard for ya~!
844 Anonymous
Items used by high school boys really sell, huh.
My little brother is glued to the TV watching this drama too.
848 Anonymous
In the practice scenes, they’re actually crashing into each other quite a bit.
851 Anonymous
Supposedly, they’re using footage from when they were actually practicing for real.
According to Aqua-kun’s socials.
853 Anonymous
>>851
Wait, what!?
855 Anonymous
>>851
They keep the cameras rolling for stuff like that too?
God bless!!
857 Anonymous
So they really are practicing for real.
Looks brutal.
859 Anonymous
It’s great because the boys’ effort really comes across.
They must be training like crazy.
862 Anonymous
Oh, is it finally time for the actual performance?
864 Anonymous
Everyone, go for it~!
867 Anonymous
Hm?
870 Anonymous
It stayed blacked out. Is it not coming back?
873 Anonymous
Ah, it’s back.
875 Anonymous
Wait?
878 Anonymous
Doesn’t the screen texture feel different somehow?
881 Verification Team*07218KADO6
YO! Apparently this is a LIVE BROADCAST!!
Kohina-senpai and the others are saying so!!
884 Anonymous
>>881
HUH!?
887 Anonymous
>>884
EH!?
890 Anonymous
>>884
You gotta be kidding!?
893 Anonymous
This is legit.
I stayed behind at the stadium because I heard there’d be an event after the game, and Aqua-kun and the others just walked out! Everyone is losing it!!
896 Anonymous
>>893
HUH!?
899 Anonymous
>>893
You mean they’re performing right now on a Live Broadcast!?
902 Anonymous
No way LMAO LOL
Please tell me you’re lying….
905 Anonymous
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!
908 Anonymous
They actually did it.
910 Anonymous
Incredible….
913 Anonymous
Wait, what?
Isn’t this dance insane?
916 Anonymous
>>913
It’s legit amazing.
919 Anonymous
>>913
I’m a pro who makes a living off dance, and the way they’re synchronized is actually scary.
Aqua-kun, who’s probably the one leading the dance, and the choreographer Misumin-sensei must have worked their asses off.
923 Anonymous
Isn’t this way beyond the level of just “Boys”?
925 Anonymous
>>923
It totally is.
Even if they weren’t “Boys,” this level would be captivating.
The fact that it is the boys doing it is what makes it so dangerous….
928 Anonymous
Unreal.
I’m sorry I don’t have the vocabulary for this, but “unreal” is the only word I’ve got.
931 Anonymous
>>925
For real.
Setting the “Boy” factor aside, this dance performance at this distance is incredible.
935 Anonymous
The deep, gruff voices during the chants are so good.
There’s so much raw masculinity—it’s a totally different vibe from the girls’ cheering style.
938 Anonymous
>>935
Right? I’m on the cheering squad at my school, but this is like the “specialty” of being a guy.
I think the performance they’re doing can only be done by men, and it’s amazing.
942 Anonymous
The boards for the States, Stars, Far East Federation, and the Arabian Peninsula have all crashed.
946 Anonymous
Server-chan is still holding on with room to spare, she’s a beast….
949 Anonymous
I was happy back when we were just talking about our “brains being fried.”
This is what was waiting for us on the other side.
952 Hakuryuu*XQshotacon
I have no regrets left in this world.
Everyone, see you in the next life….
955 Anonymous
>>952
SENSEI—!!
957 Editor
>>952
This is just Sensei when she’s still got some mental energy left, so she’s fine. (picks nose)
961 Anonymous
>>957
Miss Editor, don’t just pick your nose, worry about Sensei-chan LOL.
964 Anonymous
It’s over….
967 Anonymous
That final performance was legendary.
Maybe they made some tiny mistakes if you look closely, but at a glance, it was perfect.
970 Anonymous
>>967
Agreed.
970 Anonymous
I don’t know, I kind of felt like those close-up scenes were just a cover-up for mistakes they made in other spots.
973 Anonymous
>>970
I was actually there in the live audience, but I couldn’t tell just by watching on-site.
976 Anonymous
Isn’t this basically a lock for next year’s Drama Awards¹³?
Aqua-kun looked so frustrated that he didn’t win anything this year, but he’s definitely got this in the bag for next year lol.
980 Anonymous
>>976
I think Best Picture is a guaranteed win, for sure.
Unless some absolute masterpiece drops out of nowhere.
But for Best Leading Actor? Kohina Yukari is probably going to snatch that away again.
The themes and the dance performance were incredible, but I’m not sure this specific character is the best way to measure pure acting ability.
It’ll probably be like this year-Best Supporting Actor or something.
984 Anonymous
>>980
Brace yourselves for Kohina Yukari’s social media to go up in flames again.
The girl is just out here taking her acting seriously, and yet…¹⁴ LOL.
987 Verification Team*010meTA473
That drama was intense. I agree, Best Picture is a lock.
But I’m not so sure about Best Actor.
I felt like the very souls of Kohina Yukari, Mikuni, and Reira were being scorched alive.
991 Verification Team*07218KADO6
>>987
Forget all that-just report back on whether or not you actually leaked in your Pull-Ups!!
993 Anonymous
>>991
In any other era, you’d be beheaded for treason for saying something like that LOL.
995 Anonymous
>>993
Honestly, Chrome-dome Hagetoru is the one who needs to be put on trial for real lol.
997 Anonymous
I just went down to the living room and my whole family was just sitting there, passed out cold from the hype lol.
999 Anonymous
>>997
Same here LMAO.
1000 Anonymous
>>1000 If this hits, I hope everyone gets resurrected!!
Yo, you guys, wake up! The floor is a total disaster zone down here-get up!!
1001 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3
Phew, I barely survived that…
I don’t know if it was the “Deep Aqua Impact” or what, but that “Mega-Hoge-lar Wave” Aqua-sama unleashed-that “Aqua-geddon”-almost nuked Server-chan and all our data into oblivion.
Big sisters, come back to life soon!
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Summary:
Aqua stars in a groundbreaking GW special drama set in an all-boys school environment. The Bulletin Board fans oscillate between arrogant claims of immunity and immediate biological collapse at the sight of the cast. The appearance of a full classroom of live male actors triggers a medical emergency within the thread
Streaming fans react to a high-stakes live-action drama featuring the idol group BERYL. Aqua and Tenga engage in a surprisingly realistic fistfight over an club application. The viewers debate the political implications of ‘All-Boys Schools’ and noble lineages while swooning over the actors’ performances
Stirring massive fandom upheaval, Aqua-sama triggers a global economic event through a simple lunch scene. Enthusiasts on the bulletin board navigate emotional collapse while laborers brace for an impending industrial surge. The tension peaks as the drama transitions into a high-stakes live broadcast performance
Online fan discussions explode following a high-stakes performance by Aqua. The audience debates acting awards while mocking certain community members and the author apologizes for a technical loss of draft data. The server infrastructure barely survives the surge of fan activity
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Trivia:
- The term ‘Hagetoru’ is a specific pejorative for the moderator based on previous thread history
- The mention of ‘diaper’ is a running gag reflecting the absolute lack of self-control fans have around Aqua
- The reference to ‘Yuu-oni’ implies the scriptwriter has a history of emotionally devastating or ‘brain-scorching’ work
- The mention of ‘Stars and States’ implies a global Western audience observing Japanese culture
- The Kokucho and Yukishiro families are depicted with contrasting levels of strictness and traditionalism
- The ‘National Diet’ mention grounds the fictional drama in high-level real-world Japanese politics
- The mention of ‘Maniac Biscuits’ implies a previous story arc involving a snack-related supply chain crisis
- Hakuryuu-sensei’s ‘death’ is a metaphorical reaction to peak content, common in otaku subcultures
- The term ‘Server-chan’ personifies the infrastructure struggling under the weight of global traffic
- The specific ‘Nocturne’ chapters refer to 18+ adult content hubs
- Hagetoru is a specific target of ‘bullying’ in the comment thread
- The mention of ‘Pull-Ups’ is a localized insult for losing bodily control during hyp
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Character Insight:
The audience’s collective psyche is shown to be fragile; despite claims of having ‘refined taste’ or ‘tolerance,’ the mere visual of Aqua in a blazer causes immediate regression to hysteria.
Tenga shifts from a delinquent ‘King’ role to a sympathetic character by returning stolen money, while Aqua maintains his ‘unreachable’ noble status even in a brawl.
Aqua-sama’s influence is shown to be unintentional but absolute, shifting from a mere performer to a global economic force. The fans’ behavior reflects a collective surrender to his ‘Impact.’
Aqua is transitioning from a frustrated runner-up to a dominant, scene-stealing force that literally crashes web servers.
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Glossary:
Notes:
• Aqua – Charismatic male idol and BERYL leader, he commands worldwide broadcasts with sharp eyes, sleek hair, and a confident stance. His presence fuses past‑life wisdom with his role as husband and father, shaping his global influence.
• Shirogane Aqua – Shirogane Aqua (aka Master Aqua/Aqu‑tan), BERYL leader idol, sports a striking face, sparkling eyes and a beige suit on live broadcasts. Easy‑going yet cool, he recently fathered Satsuki, is married to multiple women including Kanon, is dubbed a ‘libido monster’ by Yukari, and his ‘descending god’ aura fuels the group’s ethics amid a tabloid scandal over his many wives. His family name is Shirogane.
• Shirogane – Shirogane Aqua, aka Master Aqua/Aqu‑tan, leads idol group BERYL. He has a striking face, sparkling eyes and wears a beige suit on broadcasts. Easy‑going yet cool, he recently fathered Satsuki, is married to several women including Kanon, and is called a ‘libido monster’ by Yukari. His ‘descending god’ aura fuels the group’s ethics amid a tabloid scandal over his many wives.
• Tsukasa – The Tsukasa family name, associated with the scriptwriter Kei. The lineage is known for creating intense, ‘brain-scorching’ content.
• Kei – A scriptwriter known for high-impact works like Yuu-oni. Her writing is described as having the power to ‘scorch the brains’ of the audience.
• Hagetoru – A legacy user of the Bulletin Board active since kindergarten; known for annual April Fool’s shitposts.
• Nee-san – A veteran board user and member of the Verification Team. Feared for her temper.
• Ai – A teacher (Hakuryuu-sensei) and partner who is pregnant and dealing with a massive appetite.
• Kohina Yukari – Female idol‑actress with a striking cowlick hair, battling a severe flu and nasal congestion, portrays the General in a Taiga drama; she rolls on tatami mats, picks her nose in‑character, and often works with Shirogane Aqua. Though a shut‑in, she maintains a surprisingly toned physique and dreams of motherhood.
• Kohina – Small‑statured veteran actress Kohina wears a wool belly‑warmer from Yukari, mentors and runs space‑flight training, filming and logistics while guarding BERYL. Sharp‑analytical, blunt and cynically protective, she rivals Shirogane Aqua, respects true talent, and is suspected by Aqua of merely passing time after idol‑level training. A multiple‑award‑winning lead actress whose serious craft often sparks social‑media controversy.
• Yukari – Tall, broad-shouldered, and sharp-eyed, he’s a cynical actor and junior (kouhai) to Kohina Yukari—the leading actress whose family name defines the acting world—his own legacy heavy with skepticism as he lands his first major drama role; his biting precision dismantles Emiri and Aqua’s performances, their teasing bond forged in shared lineage and stagecraft, his quiet charisma carrying the weight of a name he both reveres and doubts.
• Tenga – King Tenga‑senpai, a rough‑looking senior who serves as a supportive pillar for Aqua, pushes him to own his story, yet clashes with him in a heavy fight—still proving his integrity by returning extorted money.
• Tsuwabuki – A veteran performer, once famed as a pretty‑boy lead, now celebrated for sharp, expressive comedic style; silver‑haired and keen‑eyed, she co‑stars with Aqua in a special drama, playing teacher Tsurugi Gaku and earning praise for her comic timing.
• Hakuryuu – Silver-haired creator and veteran Warrior of Light, known as Ai-sensei or Teacher Hakuryuu, is the reclusive author of banned fictional works who often doubts her own creations—yet commands a devoted female fanbase. Visibly stunned and pale at the scale of a live performance, she embodies the quiet awe of a mentor whose art transcends the page, even as she struggles with mundane CAPTCHA verification, a humbling reminder of her disconnect from the world she shaped.
• Mayuzumi – Mayuzumi Shintaro is a male idol of BERYL, noted for his glasses and gentle, calm demeanor. He has shown significant growth, was pivotal in the group’s formation, and is intensely loyal, viewing his meeting with Aqua as fate. He manages logistics and training coordination for the group.
• Kujaku – A male character who is depicted sleeping throughout the scenes mentioned.
• Yamada – A male actor capable of playing both comical and hot-blooded characters. He is seen eating his lunch early in a scene, demonstrating a relaxed or hungry persona.
• Toa – A male BERYL member, classmate of Aqua, with a dual “cute‑cool” aura; he often winks at the camera and speaks in soft, loving tones. Once a shut‑in, he now serves as the straight‑man to Aqua’s antics, sharing a deep bond and instinctively following his lead.
• Akami – A popular male voice actor who has recently increased his live-action acting roles.
• Ken – Male. A rehabilitated man working in the mine. The fiancé of Akiyama Sachiko, the organizer of the party or one of the protagonist’s (Aqua’s) mother’s students (ikebana) appeared in Volume 2 Chapter 12. However, their engagement is not yet officially recognized, as the necessary documents have not been signed by all parties involved. Ken-kun behaves inappropriately during the event, attempting to flirt with Kanon and later becoming aggressive, even wielding a replica sword. His actions cause a disturbance, and he is eventually subdued and removed by the security team.
• Kamonohashi – A male character who wears a wig for a specific scene in the drama, providing an unexpected comedic moment.
• Shikishima – Scion of a noble house, he wears the crisp uniform of his elite school, his posture rigid yet eyes flicker with restless aggression. Once confined to a predetermined path, he now seeks the club to own his past, pleading for punishment; when Kuzuhara confronts him, his fury eases and he feels genuine relief.
• Minato – He is a serious, earnest student with a tidy appearance—short hair, glasses, often in a crisp uniform—who once tried to launch a club in his freshman year and still longs for a normal school life. Though gentle‑hearted and often shielded or provoked, he never retaliates, letting kindness guide his reactions.
• Kuzuhara – Kuzuhara Ren, the strong-willed protagonist played by Shirogane Aqua, is a decisive mediator within his school’s social circle, known for his commanding presence and willingness to use physical force to resolve conflicts and help others save face—his firm demeanor and unwavering sense of justice make him a respected, if intimidating, figure among peers.
• Nekoyama Toa – Nekoyama Toa is a petite, almost androgynous member of BERYL, with a cute, energetic look and a habit of winking at fans. Despite his small frame he radiates hot‑blooded passion. He questions Aqua’s perception of his gender and discusses artificial insemination possibilities, and is a close friend and teammate of Shirogane Aqua within the group.
• Nekoyama – Nekoyama Toa, a petite, almost androgynous idol of BERYL, radiates hot-blooded passion with a cute, energetic demeanor and a signature wink for fans. As a core member of the rising idol group tied to the Nekoyama lineage, he challenges Aqua’s perceptions of his gender and openly discusses artificial insemination, while maintaining a close, dynamic friendship and teammate bond with Shirogane Aqua.
• Mayuzumi Shintaro – Mayuzumi Shintaro is a male idol of BERYL, noted for his glasses and gentle, calm demeanor. He has shown significant growth, was pivotal in the group’s formation, and is intensely loyal, viewing his meeting with Aqua as fate. He manages logistics and training coordination for the group.
• Shintaro – Mayuzumi Shintaro, a bespectacled, gentle‑calm male idol of BERYL, handles logistics and training. Deeply loyal, he views his chance meeting with Aqua as fate and, as her schoolmate and friend, receives an accidental White Day gift.
• Tenga Akira – Charismatic and passionate, she leads BERYL’s intensity with a confident stage presence—tall, sharp‑eyed, often in black leather—playing guitar while orchestrating logistics with meticulous seriousness. Yet she’s also known for airy, blunt remarks that cut through tension, shaping her relationships with bandmates and fans alike.
• Akira – A senior (senpai) to Aqua who reacts with embarrassment to receiving the gift.
• Mikuni – An actor and colleague of Kohina, noted for his enthusiastic support of Aqua and a motherly, doting look when watching his performances; he appears in high‑intensity drama scenes alongside Kohina and Reira.
• Reira – An energetic actress, colleague of Kohina, known for her loud, vibrant presence and striking, bold costumes. She immerses herself in high‑intensity drama, especially physical conflict, and frequently performs alongside Kohina and Mikuni in intense scenes.
• Yui – A girl with a large bust (G-cup+) who tries to remain professional but is frequently the object of Aqua’s gaze.
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