Volume 13 Chapter 446 Bulletin Board, To You My Enemy
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
401 Kokuchou Kujaku*B4T4FLYM4N
Shirogane Aqua…. Thank you for saving Agewa.
Back then, even though I knew Agewa was suffering, I just got irritated at her for not confiding in me, and I couldn’t do a single thing for her… for my mother (Kaa-san).
But you were different.
At first, I thought you were just some brainless idiot of a guy, but you realized what was more important than anything else.
When I finally figured that out, I knew I could never beat you.
That’s why I want to stay by your side more, to learn what it truly means to be a man Nano.
Shirogane Aqua… no, Aqua-senpai. Please come back! I still have so much left to learn from you!!
402 Yamada Maruo*aquaaquaaa
Aqua-san. At first, I used to pretend to be an Aqua-san impersonator on the Bulletin Board.
I want to apologize for what I did back then. I am so sorry.
But it was only because I admired you so much, and wanted to become someone just like you.
Right around then, I found out from the TV that there was going to be an Idol audition, and I thought it was my big chance.
Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity, the chance to take a step forward back then.
Looking back now, when I took that audition, I was running on pure emotion but spinning my wheels, a complete and utter failure.
But Aqua-san, you still appreciated my passion.
Later, I heard from one of the staff members that while all the other judges gave me a failing X-mark, Aqua-san alone pushed for me, saying, “Someone whose heart is fully in it is capable of putting in the effort. And someone who can put in the effort will absolutely grow. That’s why I invited Shintaro to BERYL, and if the Shintaro of back then took this audition, I’m probably the only one who would have given him a passing grade. So believe in my intuition. This guy will absolutely grow.”
For a guy who admired you and wanted to become just like you, there’s no way I wouldn’t be overjoyed to be evaluated so highly by you. That’s why I resolved to become a man who could live up to Aqua-san’s expectations, a man who wouldn’t bring shame to you.
So, Aqua-san, please wake up!
The growth you expected from me isn’t going to stop at a pathetic level like this!!
Also, Kujaku, Aqua-san isn’t thinking about nothing.
Because Aqua-san told me himself.
Move with your heart before you think with your head. He said that was the answer.
Also, Aqua-san taught me that when you do use your head, you should limit it to headbutts!!
403 Anonymous
You two, I’m pretty sure Aqua-kun isn’t thinking about much with his head anyway, except for lewd things.
But that’s exactly what’s so great about him.
That’s why, to stimulate Aqua-sama’s brain, I’m sending over my horny power!!
404 Anonymous Store Employee
Horny power!? Leave the lewd topics to me!!
I’m an employee working at a swimsuit department in a shopping mall.
Right after Aa-sama acted out the role of Yuujin-sama, I saw him walking around my workplace with multiple women, which gave me a massive shock.
Having three women catering to him is just unbee-lievable…. As expected of the man playing Yuujin-sama!
I found out later, but those three were actually his family members, Marin-san, Shitori-san, and Lapis-chan.
They had the absolute physical distance of a man and women who had just finished having sex, so I didn’t realize they were family at first.
Thanks to that, my daily delusions with Aqua-sama have been making wonderful progress.
Aqua-sama, when you wake up, please bring Mikuni-sama and Lazuli-sama along next time and come hang out at the swimsuit department as a family.
I’ll make sure to prepare an incredibly ultra-perverted swimsuit tailored perfectly to Aqua-sama’s tastes.
I’ll also set aside a super high-cut boomerang thong exclusively for Aqua-sama’s use. Heh heh!
405 Anonymous Fan
Stop with the “Heh heh!”!
Hearing that reminds me of Emily-sama’s ultra-perverted declaration, and the shock is making my brain stop working….
Aqua-sama, such is our plight, but we are always completely serious.
So please wake up. This world, all of us, we need Aqua-sama!!
406 Anonymous Fan
Aqua-sama, I have a request. Could you sleep for just a tiny bit longer?
Just a moment ago, The Prime Minister was on TV asking a panel of experts if everyone should smash their bare breasts against Aqua-sama’s face and body, believing in the possibility of a miracle.
I really want to press my breasts against Aqua-sama, so please stay asleep for a little while longer until my turn is over. Please!!
407 Anonymous
Hold on a second, the story’s changing here!
A nationwide titty operation!?
I want to participate in that too… Wait, no, that’s not it!!
Ugh…! For a split second, I almost got dragged away by my own desires, but I managed to grit my teeth and endure it.
So, Hagetoru. Don’t lose to your own desires either!!
Instead of a stupid operation like that, use this current operation to somehow wake Aqua-sama up!!
Aqua-samaaaaa! Hurry up and wake uuuuuuuuuup!!
408 Anonymous
I want to deliver my brea… I mean, my feelings to Aqua-sama too!
Because Aqua-sama was here, I was given strength.
Even now, I can’t forget the impact of when I first saw Aqua-sama.
So it wasn’t a lie that a god would descend.
Aqua-sama, please continue to guide us as our Sacred Sex God from now on!!
Aa-ku-a!
409 Anonymous
Good news: the Bulletin Board citizens managed to resist their sexual desires and endure.
Aqua-sama, I’m honestly fine with the titty operation too!
But if possible, please wake up from this operation of Hagetoru’s!!
Because that would be way, way better!!
410 Anonymous
Hagetoru Operation VS Titty Operation LMAO
To be completely honest, I want to press my breasts against Aqua-sama too.
And Aqua-sama himself would probably prefer that too, right?
But think about it, that Hagetoru, who is practically overflowing with sexual desire even among us!? She came up with such a wonderful strategy instead of an idiotic plan like that!!
So, Aqua-sama. Please wake up to everyone’s Nano voices, not breasts. I beg of you!!
411 Anonymous
You guys can actually pull through when it matters!
Exactly, that Hagetoru prioritized our feelings over her own sexual lust.
If we don’t live up to Hagetoru’s feelings, we can’t call ourselves Bulletin Board citizens!!
Aqua-sama! Please wake up for the sake of a passionate woman like Hagetoru too!!
Please.
412 Anonymous
Bad news: Hagetoru mumbled “So that option existed” on social media LOL
We love that honest side of Hagetoru though.
Aqua-sama, that Hagetoru is prioritizing this over the titty operation while crying tears of blood.
Please, answer those feelings!!
413 Anonymous
As expected of Hagetoru, always completely faithful to her lust. We absolutely love you for never letting our expectations down.
It’s exactly because you’re like that that we gathered here.
Aqua-sama. Please wake up for the sake of Hagetoru, who is foolishly faithful to her sexual desires.
She’s a bit… well, a whole lot of a perverted woman, but she’s a good person.
So please wake up for the sake of our Hagetoru!!
414 Anonymous
When all is said and done, the Bulletin Board citizens really do love Hagetoru!
Aqua-sama! This is a plea from me too!
Please, do something to reward Hagetoru’s hard work.
415 Anonymous
Aqua-kun. Hagetoru is hard to understand, but she’s an incredibly good person.
Even without us saying Nano things to you, Aqua-kun, who came to love Emily-sama… who came to love Hagetoru, knows that better than anyone else, right?
So please wake up. Aqua-kun!!
416 Anonymous
This is a request from me too. Aqua-sama!!
Hagetoru is unexpectedly more high-maintenance than Tashinami, but she’s not a bad person!!
Please don’t make Hagetoru and the child you made with her unhappy!!
Also, Hagetoru has a slightly perverted side, but please forgive her for that!! I beg of you!!
417 Anonymous
Aqua-sama is a pervert too, so wouldn’t it be fine for Hagetoru to be Nano perverted…?
When you think about it that way, the only one who can take care of Hagetoru is Aqua-sama.
Aqua-sama, please wake up. The only one in this world who can make Hagetoru happy is Aqua-sama alone!!
418 Anonymous
It’s not just Hagetoru. The only one who can fulfill the desires of us Bulletin Board citizens is Aqua-sama.
If Aqua-sama dies, what are we supposed to do!?
Please, wake up. I beg of you!!
419 Anonymous
I also can’t stop crying when I think about never being able to see Aqua-kun’s smile again.
The only thing that can stop these tears is Aqua-kun’s smile.
So please wake up and show us your smile. Please!
420 Anonymous Old Grandpa
Aqua-kun. I’m a-beggin’ you, please wake on up.
An’ just a single word’ll do. Tell my daughters an’ my grandbabies that you’re gonna be alright.
It’s a plumb shame, but it feels like an old fella like me, who ain’t nothin’ but a relic of days gone by, can’t even find a way to comfort a single womanfolk close to me.
It might be too late in the day now, but lookin’ at the faces of them womenfolk bearin’ all this awful sadness just breaks my old heart….
Please, wake on up for the sake of everyone Nano.
421 Anonymous
Hang in there, old grandpa!
Don’t give up!! I’m sure just giving them a hug will make a difference!!
The same goes for you, Aqua-kun!
Don’t give up! Come back, absolutely, absolutely!!
It doesn’t have to be for our sake! Just come back for the sake of the people Aqua-kun loves!!
422 Anonymous Little Sister
Aqua-oneesama might not remember me.
I am one of the people who was served by Aqua-oneesama at the Cultural Festival.
The impact was so massive that it felt like my head was struck by a Meteorite.
From that day I met Aqua-oneesama until today, every single night, I have been enjoying a tea party in my delusions and dreams with Aqua-oneesama after forming a sisterhood contract.
Aqua-oneesama … won’t you let me adore you for the rest of my life?
So please wake up and return to the world where we are!! Aqua-oneesama!!
Also, I’d like to take this opportunity to thank the people developing Otome Games.
423 Anonymous Fan
Omg, thank you so much for adding Aqua-oneesama (Crossdress) as a romance option!! I absolutely love seeing everyone’s happy, smiling faces when you’re active in BERYL. I want to see everyone laughing and smiling together more and more. So please, wake up and bring the laughter back to everyone in BERYL! Aqua-kun, fill the world with joy once again with your beautiful smile!
424 Anonymous
I swear, I love Aqua-kun when he’s grinding hard with everyone in BERYL too! Aqua-kun. Everyone in BERYL is giving it everything they’ve got right now, no cap! So please, wake up for everyone’s sake!! After all, the one who formed BERYL wasn’t anyone else. It was literally you, Aqua-kun!!
425 Anonymous
Fr though. If it weren’t for Aqua-kun, BERYL wouldn’t even exist. Aqua-kun. Thank you for creating BERYL for our sake! We are saved every single day by Mayuzumi-kun’s hard work, by Toa-chan’s pure cuteness, by Tenga-kun’s all-enveloping kindness, and most of all, by you, who shines brighter than anyone else. So this time, we’re the ones coming to save Aqua-kun. Please, let our feelings reach you!!
426 Audrey Bradley
Aqua-kun. This is Audrey Bradley, Representative of Stars. After that great udon revolution, our country transitioned from its long-standing monarchy to a Congressman system. As the representative of this nation, and as a single citizen, I still do not know if this change was truly the right one. However, it is an undeniable fact that a massive transformation was absolutely necessary at that time.
When I look back on it, your revolution—a bloodless one that did not sacrifice a single member of the royal family or the citizenry—was truly innovative, Aqua-kun. Because I watched you lead from behind the scenes back then, I chose to run in this country’s representative election. Hehe, I do still hold a tiny bit of a grudge that you chose to support Victoria-sama instead of me back then.
Just kidding. It’s a light joke. Please don’t take it to heart. As the chosen representative of this country, all I can do for the sake of those who follow is to face our present and our future with complete honesty and sincerity. The rest will be for future generations to decide when they look back at the path we walked and judge whether it was right.
Aqua-kun, please wake up and live. And let us witness the future of this world together.
427 Anonymous
We are so, so sorry for what our Aqua-kun and the others pulled back then!! Aqua-kun, thinking about it now, you really did some completely outrageous things… But I guess that’s exactly why we loved you. Even when everyone wants to change, I think a lot of people just don’t know how to go about it. I’m so glad it was Aqua-kun who stepped up at a time like that. Because you are so positive and kind, everyone was influenced by you in the best possible way. So, Aqua-kun. This time, we’re sending all that positivity and kindness you gave us right back to you!
428 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, I’m one of the construction workers who helped build Shirogane Kingdom. I was completely shocked when I heard that Saint Construction was gathering all kinds of craftsmen from all over Japan to build the ultimate castle. As one of those men, I am incredibly proud to have contributed to it. Gathering so many different artisans from every corner of the country allowed us to have some amazingly meaningful discussions.
By teaching each other our respective techniques, we were able to advance our current technology even further. We even shared trade secrets that were supposed to be kept strictly confidential, all to ensure that dying arts wouldn’t be lost forever just because there were no apprentices left to inherit them.
That project became a massive turning point for our entire construction industry. Aqua-sama, thank you so much!! I am returning that gratitude to you now!
429 Anonymous
I worked on the Shirogane Kingdom site too! When Aqua-kun brought us refreshments, I was so incredibly happy. Everyone got so completely fired up that the whole thing was finished at an unbelievable speed—I still can’t wrap my head around it.
Our site supervisor was especially brilliant, but I was shocked to find out later that they were actually a part-timer who got pulled out of nowhere and promoted because they were just too damn good.
On top of that, the pay at that site was amazing and the schedule management was flawless, which is why it’s still known as the legendary job site among us. Aqua-kun, thank you so much!!
430 Anonymous
I went there as a part-timer too. It was an 8-hour workday with zero overtime, a daily wage of 50,000 yen, and an unbelievable 100,000 yen for night shifts and holidays. For a struggling student like me who had nothing going for them but pure physical stamina, it was a massive lifesaver. The fact that I was able to focus entirely on my university studies thanks to the money I earned back then is all because of you, Aqua-kun. Thank you so much!!
431 Anonymous
I bet there is a crazy number of students who were completely saved by the economic windfall surrounding Aqua-sama. Working the counter at the Maniac Biscuits display was so intense that the hourly wage topped 2,000 yen even out in the countryside.
I heard from our area manager that supermarkets in the city were paying over 4,000 yen an hour, which absolutely blew my mind. Thanks to being able to earn so much in such a short amount of time, I stopped being late to my university lectures. I have nothing but absolute gratitude for Aqua-sama! Aqua-sama, thank you so much!!
432 Anonymous
I was saved by a temporary part-time job at Fuji Department Store too. It was a huge topic on social media back then, but there’s no way a regular college student with zero special skills gets paid an hourly wage of 10,000 yen under normal circumstances. It was short-term, but it was seriously god-tier. Aqua-kun, thank you so much!!
433 Anonymous
I was completely helped out by the Aqua-kun windfall part-time jobs too. I participated as a subject in a clinical trial before Aqtoa and tAqua came out, and it paid enough for me to cover four years of tuition with room to spare. It really saved my life. Aqua-kun, thank you so much!!
434 Anonymous akutoa patient
Aqua-sama would never make anyone sad, no matter who they are!? After all, Aqua-sama is the ultimate idol for every single one of us!! So hurry up and wake the hell up, and make Toa-chan happy too! Everyone is waiting for you to open your eyes, Aqua-sama!
435 Anonymous Rider
Aqua-kun, because you looked like you were having so much pure fun riding your motorcycle, I went out, got my license, and bought a bike of my own despite my age. It’s been about two years since then, and now I can’t even imagine a life where my beloved machine isn’t parked right beside me. But these past few days, even when I’m out riding, I can’t feel your presence in the wind anymore. So please wake up and let’s go touring together. As long as this road keeps going, we riders are always riding as one!
436 Anonymous
This is Miyabi, the wheelchair basketball player who was helped during the ‘Resolution Knight Counseling’ show. Emily-sama, Aqua-sama, thank you so much for everything back then! I was so incredibly happy to be able to play basketball together with Nari-chan. I came here today for the sake of the two people who gave me that opportunity. I’m still close friends with Nari-chan, everyone on the mini-bus team, and the professional players who competed against us.
After that show, I dedicated myself to my training even harder, and I was beautifully selected to represent Japan on the national team. And soon, I have a championship game where I’ll be fighting with the weight of the entire country on my shoulders. Aqua-sama…. I’m going to give it everything I’ve got!
So please, fight hard too, Aqua-sama!! To never give up, to summon every ounce of your courage—to the two people who taught me how to do that, I’m sending that exact same courage right back to you now!!
437 Anonymous
I watched that broadcast too! Hearing that Miyabi-chan is out there giving it her absolute best makes me so happy too!! Oh, wait… Come to think of it, Emily-sama is actually Hagetoru, isn’t she. Back then, I just figured she acted that way because she was a blood relative of Aqua-sama, but looking back on it now, it makes total sense why Emily-sama was so incredibly passionate despite her appearance. Aqua-sama, you’re the only one who can possibly handle such a unique woman. So please, whatever you do, wake up!!
438 Anonymous
You guys are putting way too much on Aqua-kun’s shoulders lol. Aqua-kun, you don’t have to push yourself at all. Just having you exist here with us is more than enough! So please open your eyes, and just live!!
439 Tadano-uncle*k4k4r1ty0u
Aqua-kun…. If you are simply alive, I ask for nothing more, child. However, if there is still someone out there whom you wish to bring a smile to. If there is someone you desperately wish to protect from unhappiness, then please, wake up. For that sake, every single one of us will gladly lend you our strength. Aqua-kun, if the strength of an old man’s feelings like mine can be of any help, please take it!!
440 Anonymous
↑ That is the most mature response in this entire thread so far…. The handle name users on the male bulletin board are incredible. The only reason I even got to know that people like this exist is all thanks to you, Aqua-kun. Thank you, Aqua-kun. If you’re going to keep fighting, I’ll lend you my strength as many times as it takes!! That’s why I’m going to keep calling out to you. So that the moment you wake up, I can reach my hand right out to you!!
441 Anonymous
I can’t bring myself to tell Aqua-kun to work any harder either. But… the thought of a world without Aqua-kun in it is just more than I can possibly bear. So please, you’ve still got to wake up, Aqua-kun!!
442 Anonymous
I don’t want to force Aqua-kun to overdo it either. But the Aqua-kun we all know wouldn’t want to let things end in a place like this. Believing that with all my heart, I’m going to keep calling out to him!!
443 Anonymous
There is no right or wrong answer here. That’s why I’m just going to keep calling out for you to wake up. Aqua-sama!!
444 Anonymous
That’s completely true. There’s no such thing as right or wrong when it comes to this. I simply want to let Aqua-sama know that we are right here. Hagetoru! Saba-chan! Please, deliver these feelings of mine to Aqua-sama too!!
445 Anonymous
I want to let Aqua-kun know that I’m right here too!! Even if you wake up, or even if you don’t, I am going to stay by your side forever, Aqua-kun!!
446 Anonymous
We spent our entire lives waiting for a world like this to finally arrive until Aqua-kun showed up. So having to wait just a little bit longer is absolutely no problem at all!! Aqua-kun. We will be waiting for you to come back to us forever and ever!!
447 Anonymous Fan
I feel exactly the same way as everyone else! Aqua-kun, even if you aren’t conscious right now, us fans and our idol Shirogane Aqua are always going to be together!!
448 Anonymous Fan
Wait, Emily-sama is Eroy Musk, a Saint, AND Hagetoru?! The shock was so absolute, it felt as though my mind had been struck by a Meteorite. But what shook my entire world even more than that was the day I finally met Aqua-sama. Aqua-sama might not even remember it, but when I was lucky enough to attend the hand-shaking event, I was so overwhelmingly happy that I couldn’t sleep a wink that night.
To us, Aqua-sama is the very sun that lights up the world. For you to die in a place like this—we will absolutely never allow it, even if we have to defy fate itself!! Even if you die, we’ll chase you all the way into the afterlife. So please come back to us, Aqua-sama! Everyone is waiting for Aqua-sama to come home!!
449 Anonymous Fan
If Aqua-kun dies, there are so many people who will follow him to the grave. But Aqua-kun would never want us to suffer such a miserable fate, would he. So please, open your eyes, Aqua-kun!!
450 Anonymous
Even if this operation ends in failure, none of you better think about following him in death! Because Aqua-kun would absolutely never want something like that!! Hey, Aqua-kun. Can you hear everyone’s voices? You don’t want things to end like this either, right? But everyone has moments when their heart grows weak. That’s why, Aqua-kun. Please wake up, if only to stop everyone from throwing their lives away!!
451 Anonymous
If anyone out there is suffering, it doesn’t matter who, reach out to the people around you! If you don’t have family or friends, just step outside! There isn’t a single soul in this country who doesn’t know Aqua-sama!! So let’s support one another! Aqua-sama! Even if we have to carry each other along the way, we will keep waiting for the moment you finally open your eyes!! So please, wake up as soon as you can!!
452 Anonymous
I’m gonna head out right now and check on my neighbors! Let’s keep our heads up, everyone! Believing with everything we have that Aqua-kun will wake up, let’s send our collective feelings to him!!
453 Anonymous
I’m going to reach out to the single folks at my workplace too! You’re totally right. If I’m hurting this bad, then it’s only natural that everyone else is suffering just as much. So let’s all lift each other up, and then we’ll send our thoughts directly to Aqua-kun! Aqua-kun. It’s entirely thanks to you that the world became such a beautiful place!!
454 Anonymous
I think I’ll try reaching out to my school friends on our Chat-Toa app too. Hey, remember what we learned in our textbooks about the era long before Aqua-kun ever appeared? Just like the Women’s Mutual Aid Society back then, let’s all help one another survive this!! Aqua-kun, you were the one who taught us what it truly means to look out for each other like this!! So if you ever need help, Aqua-kun, just call out to us!!
455 Anonymous
That’s so true. In times like these, anyone living all by themselves might be feeling incredibly lonely. I’m going to send a message to some people I haven’t talked to in ages. Aqua-sama! Thank you so much for giving us a reason to connect like this!! Even while unconscious, you still envelop us in your warmth. We love you so much, Aqua-sama!!
456 Anonymous
You guys… are the absolute best. I don’t have any friends or relatives, so this Bulletin Board is the only place in the world where I belong, but right now I’m being deeply comforted by all of you. Aqua-kun, thank you so much for blessing me with such wonderful friends! Please let this feeling of gratitude reach you!!
457 Anonymous
I’m going to try speaking to the people around me too. It takes a lot of courage to strike up a conversation with a total stranger, but when I picture Aqua-sama’s face, I feel like I’m going to be completely okay. After all, Aqua-sama has never stopped giving us courage. Aqua-sama, please accept this tiny piece of courage from me!
458 Anonymous
Hey, Aqua-kun. Are you watching this scene unfold? Your feelings, your courage—they’re the very things that brought everyone together like this. Thank you, Aqua-kun. For the sake of the Aqua-kun who did all of this for us, I’m going to send this warm feeling right back to you!!
459 Anonymous
I really never imagined the world could actually become like this. When Aqua-kun first said he was going to change the world, I want to slap my past self across the face for being completely unable to believe him back then. But now, I believe in every single word Aqua-kun says. Aqua-kun, thank you for changing me too. Please accept this gratitude from the bottom of my heart!!
460 Anonymous Believer
Yayyy! My entire life totally changed the moment I met Aqua-sama! So please, super-please, find a way to wake up! And if it’s possible, could you live for like, 2000 whole years? Please continue to guide us as our human god from this day forward! Aaaquaa!!
461 Anonymous
Living for 2000 years is a bit of a stretch, but if it’s Aqua-kun, I feel like he could easily live to be about 300. When you look at it that way, Aqua-kun has only lived for a little over 17 years so far, so it’s way too early for him to die. So please, hurry up and wake up!!
462 Anonymous
It’s true, if it’s Aqua-sama, he’d probably live to 300 without breaking a sweat. Aqua-sama, please stay alive and watch over my future grandchildren. Everyone is waiting together for you to open your eyes!!
463 Anonymous
Y’all are makin’ Aqua-sama live way too long LMAO. Aqua-sama, I’m already 80 years old myself, but I just decided right now that I’m gonna live until I’m 380. To achieve that, I’ve been doin’ my strength trainin’ ever since that fateful day I learned about Aqua-sama. Thanks to that, I can now bench press 120kg. I reckon this is all thanks to my devotion to the Church of Power. Therefore, Aqua-sama, you need to wake up too. POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
464 Anonymous
I won’t go so far as to tell you to live until 300 w. But honestly, I just want Aqua-sama to live a perfectly long life and pass away peacefully from old age, or maybe even go out with a bang in bed. So, Aqua-sama, you can’t just die in a place like this! Please wake up!!
465 Anonymous Hard Worker
Until now, I’ve lived my life without a single dream or goal. But watching Aqua-kun always giving his absolute layout set a fire deep within my heart. I wanna be useful to people, just like Aqua-kun. With that thought in mind, I started studying with everything I have to get into medical school. Just like Aqua-kun brought smiles to everyone’s faces, I’m gonna become a magnificent doctor who can save countless lives and bring joy to others! Aqua-kun, don’t lose! My studies are incredibly tough, but I won’t lose either!! So please, wake up, I beg of you!!
466 Anonymous
I’m also studying with everything I’ve got right now to go back to the high school I had given up on, all because of Aqua-kun’s influence! I stopped telling myself “It might be impossible” or “There’s no way.” After all, Aqua-sama told us, didn’t he? That there is profound meaning just in taking on the challenge! So I will keep fighting. To make sure my life is completely free of regrets! This positive mindset that Aqua-sama gave to me, I’m sending it right back to you, Aqua-sama!!
467 Anonymous
Watching Aqua-kun pour his soul into everything he does made me want to give my absolute best in my school sports club too. We’re a weak school that always loses in the very first round whenever we enter a tournament, but we still keep practicing every single day aiming for victory. Thanks to that, going to school has become incredibly fun every day. Aqua-kun. I’m sending this joy straight to you!!
468 Anonymous
Aqua-kun. I’m an older woman around the same age as Hakuryuu-sensei. My child, born when I was in my teens, has already left the nest, and I was just living out a repetitive, unchanging daily routine. But seeing Aqua-kun constantly challenge everything without ever giving up made me want to fulfill the dream I held when I was a little girl, even at my age. Thank you, Aqua-kun. Thanks to you, I was able to open the bakery that I’ve dreamed of since childhood. My daughter was even happier about it than I was, which made me profoundly joyful. Please let me deliver this happiness to you too, Aqua-kun!
469 Anonymous
I was inspired by Aqua-sama too, so I actually submitted my own project proposal to our internal company competition!! Thank you, Aqua-sama. Even though the final result didn’t pan out, you taught me how incredibly fun it is just to challenge myself with something new. Because Aqua-sama helped me become so positive, I’m studying all sorts of things right now to make a real comeback in the next competition. To the Aqua-sama who taught me the sheer joy of challenging myself and learning, let me send this boundless gratitude to you!
470 Anonymous
Aqua-kun, I wonder if everyone’s voices are reaching you clearly? Every single person is filled with gratitude for you. I love the Aqua-kun who inspired not just the boys, but the girls to look forward with a positive mindset too. Aqua-kun. So please, you look forward too. Look, right over there, everyone from the Verification Team and everyone from BERYL is reaching their hands out to you. And right behind them stand all of us—the devoted fans of the Idol Shirogane Aqua!!
471 Anonymous
When exactly did my heart begin to feel this way? Until not too long ago, I had no choice but to despair over a dark future, but all of that negativity has been completely blown away. It’s all thanks to you, Aqua-kun. Because you fought so hard to change this world, we became capable of holding onto hope for the future. So please, take our hope, Aqua-kun!!
472 Anonymous
Aqua-kun… you really changed this country, this entire world for us, didn’t you. Up until now, the girls were always at the mercy of the boys’ pure selfishness, enduring everything constantly without being able to voice a single selfish wish of their own. But then you came along, Aqua-kun, and you gently told us that it’s perfectly okay for us to be a little selfish sometimes. You have no idea how much that healed the hearts of those of us who had no choice but to endure in silence for so long. Thank you, Aqua-kun. That’s why I’m going to be a slightly selfish girl too. Even if this is something ordained by the gods, I still want Aqua-kun to come back home. To make that happen, I am entrusting everything to the one and only girl in the world who is allowed to speak selfishly to Aqua-sama. ↓ We’re counting on you, Tashinami!! 473 has to be you!!
473 Verification Team*010meTA473
Aqua, can you hear me? You’ve worked so hard up until now. You must be so incredibly tired. But just a little bit more. Just a tiny bit further, and you can finally come home to the house where everyone is waiting for you, you know? So, please. Won’t you try holding on for just a little bit longer? Please… Aqua. From this moment on, I don’t ever want to imagine a life without you in it. You don’t want to leave Kanoa and Toa behind either, right? So please, wake up, Aqua. You weren’t lying when you said you would make me and the children happy, right? You even made that promise to Mother back then!!
I told you to never make me cry anywhere except in bed!!
I’m sorry, Aqua. I’m just a spoiled princess, so I’m going to use my ultimate selfish brat card one last time.
Wake up already, you idiot Aqua!!
Because if you don’t make me happy, I’m never, ever, ever going to forgive youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
474 Anonymous
Tashinami… No cap, you cooked with that one!
You’re always getting low-key carried away by Aqua-kun anyway, you’ve earned the right to be as main-character as you want.
Ngl, now that you’ve literally become a mom, it’s totally valid if your body gets a little more extra-thicc too!
If you actually let yourself go like that, it wouldn’t just be Aqua-kun-Hagetoru and the rest of us would be absolutely living for it!!
Aqua-kun! You literally declared to the world that you’re an older-sister connoisseur and a total milf hunter, so how can you just die here!?
Don’t you want to see Tashinami when she hits her peak mature era? Don’t you want to see her radiating pure serving-looks s*x appeal in her thirties and forties!?
If it’s you, Aqua-kun, I know damn well you’d say that’s a total need!!
So reach your hands out to everyone! The whole squad is coming to bring you back!!
475 Anonymous
Tashinamiiiiiiiii!
My trashy opinions are literally irrelevant right now, so Mikoto-chan and Hagetoru, please take Tashinami’s feelings and blast them straight to him with ten times the energy!!
That girl’s attachment is honestly, massively down bad!!
476 Pegonia
Hehe, seeing my lady so deeply loved by everyone warms my heart more than anything. Please allow me to take this moment to express my deepest gratitude to everyone on the Bulletin Board. Everyone… Thank you all ever so much for being so exceptionally kind to my lady when she first arrived in this country completely abandoned and alone.
Master (Husband)… Is this truly acceptable to you?
If you remain in this state, your lady is going to be completely NTR’d away by Miss Emily and the wonderful people of the Bulletin Board.
Tee hee, if you understand the gravity of that situation, then please awaken swiftly, Master. Akino and I shall be waiting faithfully together for your safe return, Master.
477 Anonymous
Pegonia-san is literally trying to reset Aqua-sama’s operating system with a literal hammer, she’s so real for that lolw
Wait… but since it’ll deliver a pretty solid impact, is that actually a high-key galaxy-brain way to stimulate his brain cells!?
Maybe there’s a wild chance that if Tashinami and Hagetoru have an absolute, intense breeding session right in front of Aqua-sama, it might actually wake him up…
Aqua-samaaaaaaaaa!
Our Tashinami’s chastity is in literal danger!
Please hurry back before Tashinami gets absolutely rolled by that exhibitionist pervert Hagetoru!!
478 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, if you wake up at that exact moment, there’s a non-zero chance you can join the lobby!!
I’m not even trying to do anything deep like making my own feelings reach you.
Whether it’s Operation Big Boobs or whatever else it takes, just hit the respawn button!!
The whole chat is waiting for you, Aqua-sama!!
479 Men-Heller
Aqua-kun. I’m the person behind the Men-Heller account. Do you remember me? Kanon-sama is the beacon of hope for all of us in the mental-health-disaster community. Aqua-kun… No matter how good-looking a man is, you are the only one capable of taking in a mentally unstable girl like Kanon-sama. So please, I beg of you, open your eyes!!
480 Yan-de-Rue
Aqua-kun. I’m the person behind Yan-de-Rue, which slightly overlaps with Men-Heller. Do you remember me? Kanon-sama is the beacon of hope for all of us in the heavy, obsessive girl community. Aqua-kun… Even if she is a princess, you are the only man alive capable of handling a heavy girl like Kanon-sama. So please, I beg of you, open your eyes!!
481 Anonymous
Men-Heller LOL Yan-de-Rue LMAO
But that honestly hits different, I feel that.
Aqua-sama, the world may be vast, but you are the only individual capable of looking after high-maintenance, high-baggage women like Tashinami and Miss Aiko.
So wake up and take responsibility for them until the absolute end!!
482 Anonymous
Lmao at everyone trying to dump all the toxic traits onto Aqua-kun at once w
By the way, we users on the Bulletin Board are just as high-maintenance. In other words, Aqua-kun’s fanbases are exactly the same.
A bunch of down-bad girls like us can only find hope because of you, Aqua-sama!!
So you absolutely have to wake up, understand!!
483 Anonymous
Y’all are wild LMAO
Aqua-kun, I’m one of those heavy girls too.
And it’s not just my personality that’s heavy. My chest is heavy as hell too.
Did you know, Aqua-kun? A girl’s breast size is directly proportional to the absolute heaviness of her personality.
So even though they’re hiding it, people like Hagetoru and Nee-san are way heavier than Tashinami.
Aqua-kun… Please wake up for our sakes, the girls who are heavy both mentally and physically!
I beg of you!!
484 Passing Gentleman*NYaNKOsuki
Aqua-kun… You probably do not recognize this tripcode, but I am Kaede’s father-your father-in-law, analytically speaking. Mr. Aqua, there are precisely two distinct matters for which I must express my gratitude.
First, for securing the empirical happiness of my daughter Kaede, as well as that of Momiji-san.
It was an outcome that a mere biological gamete donor like myself possessed insufficient capability to achieve.
You have my deepest intellectual gratitude from the bottom of my heart.
And second, for bringing Toa-sama into this existential world!! Mr. Aqua, do you possess the cognitive awareness that you are the sole individual capable of producing a smile on Toa-sama’s face!?
Therefore, I shall formulate this definitive thesis!! Wake up for Toa-sama’s sake!!
If my personal energy output is a required variable for that event to transpire, then I shall transmit every ounce of it to your coordinates.
Receive this payload, Mr. Aqua! POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
485 Anonymous
No… shot. To think the resident tier-one problem child of the Aqua thread and the Akutoa thread was actually Morikawa’s Father…
Aqua-sama, even if it’s just as a total afterthought, please wake up for Morikawa’s sake too. I beg of you!!
486 Anonymous
From Chinposuki to Nyankosuki… I guess the genetic code really doesn’t miss…
Hey, calling him an afterthought is high-key toxic!!
Aqua-sama, please don’t forget that Morikawa is in the lobby too.
He’s turned a little unhinged because of all that ‘power’ stuff, but he’s a certified good guy!!
487 Anonymous
More importantly, posts forty-nine, four hundred seventy-three, and seven hundred twenty-one are reserved seats, so where exactly does that man plan on dropping his text…?
No, let’s put that on pause for a minute, Aqua-sama.
The Cat Gentleman is cooking. It’s not just for the girls-please wake up for the boys too. I beg of you!!
488 Anonymous
Hey, Chinsuki! Don’t overthink it so hard that you forget to press send!!
You don’t need to be so overly anxious about weird details, just pick a random number and post already!!
Aqua-kun, at the end of the day, we really have zero options besides you.
You’re the only one who can handle a bunch of Bulletin Board users and tripcode posters with such extreme main-character syndrome!!
So please, open your eyes. I beg of you!!
489 Anonymous
Hey, you guys! Stop trying to gather up everything that looks low-key problematic and dump it all on Aqua-sama!!
But if it’s Aqua-sama, he’ll just built-different his way through it, right?
Aqua-sama, please.
There are still so many things left in this world that simply cannot be resolved unless you are here.
So please, wake up!!
490 Fan of Anonymous
From the very day Aqua-kun appeared, my life completely changed. We can no longer even imagine a life without Aqua-kun in it. So please, wake up! And let us continue to cheer for the Aqua-kun who always charges straight ahead into everything!!
491 Anonymous
I love how incredibly straightforward Aqua-sama is too! So please, come straight back to where we are!! Aqua-sama! We’re right here!!
492 Anonymous
That’s right, Aqua-kun. Everyone is waiting for you. So hurry up and come back!!
493 Anonymous
We’ll keep crying out so that Aqua-kun doesn’t lose his way. We’ll keep calling out to let you know we’re over here!! So please, let this voice reach you, Aqua-kun!!
494 Anonymous
This is literally giving BERYL’s live concert vibes.
Remember how we all used our glowsticks to create a literal runway of light for BERYL?
That’s it, the whole chat needs to wave our glowsticks!
So that Aqua-sama won’t miss the spawn point he’s supposed to return to!!
So please, aim for our light and come back home. Aqua-sama!!
495 Anonymous
↑ Bro, you’re a certified genius… I wish we could show this to a certain country’s useless Prime Minister who’s busy cooking up Operation Big Boobs.
Aqua-sama, I’m going to start waving my glowstick right now too!!
Even if you’re in a place where our chat can’t reach, please look for this light and come back to us!!
496 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, everyone has started waving their glowsticks all at once. It’s gotten a little dark outside, but this should make it perfectly visible!! So come home, Aqua-sama!!
497 Anonymous
Hey, everyone! Open your windows and look outside!! Open your doors and step out!! Everyone is walking around waving their glowsticks!! Aqua-sama, can you see this light!? This is the power of our collective thoughts!!
498 Anonymous
Wait, literally the entire server is looking at this thread!
Realizing that suddenly made me too shy to type easily.
Aqua-sama, I am also one of the many people waiting for your return.
So I will keep raising my voice and waving my glowstick to show you exactly where you belong!!
499 Anonymous
This is the power of all of us maxed out!!
Aqua-sama, no matter what kind of boss mob comes our way, we’ll blow them sky-high!!
So don’t worry about a single thing, Aqua-sama, just fly straight back to us!!
↓ I don’t know who you are, but I’m leaving post five hundred in your hands!!
500 Shirogane Marin
Aqua-chan, you’ve been asleep for a super long time so you might not member, but somefing like this happened once before. You fell down the stairs and got a big boo-boo and went to sleep… and the doctor said you might never ever wake up again. But you still tried super hard and opened your eyes for us, Aqua-chan. To tell the truth… mom (mama)… at first, I was a tiny bit scared of you.
Because after you forgot your memories, the Aqua-chan standing right there was so completely different from the Aqua-chan I knew before. But when I played with you and spent time with you, I realized that none of that matters at all. Because you were alive, and you smiled for me. So please, open your eyes, Aqua-chan. Even if you forgot all your memories, and even if… some completely different person is inside you now, I will always, always be your mama, Aqua-chan!
We’ve finally reached the halfway point.
I might take a break tomorrow for just one day. If I do, I’ll announce it on social media.
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I’m sure everyone already knew this chapter was meant to be Tashinami’s moment, but Marin-san completely stole the spotlight at the very end.
But honestly, that’s exactly part of Tashinami’s charm. Especially since she is absolutely going to get teased relentlessly on the Bulletin Board for this later.
I really love Mama-nami, who still can’t beat the ultimate Mom even after becoming a mother herself.
Notes:
• Kokucho – Acting Prime Minister and lead character. A focused leader with short hair and professional attire, currently orchestrating the emergency defense against the meteorite impact as the chief official coordinating the response efforts.
• Kujaku – A male bulletin board user and training institute member often depicted sleeping. He supports Yamada online and inspired Agewa to oppose Kokucho exploitation through his idol audition efforts.
• Shirogane Aqua – Shirogane Aqua (Master Aqua), the cool, easy-going BERYL idol leader with a striking face and sparkling eyes, is an Izanagi crew member currently aiding space station evacuations. Married to multiple women including Kanon, the “libido monster” recently fathered Satsuki. His “descending god” aura anchors the group’s ethics amidst a tabloid scandal over his polygamy.
• Shirogane – Shirogane Aqua (Master Aqua), charismatic BERYL idol leader and Izanagi core crew member, is defined by his striking face, sparkling eyes, and beige suit. Cool yet easy-going, his “descending god” aura shapes group ethics amid a 1:99 male-to-female world ratio. A powerful global success despite scandals over his multiple wives (like Kanon) and child Satsuki, he works to save Earth from a comet.
• Agewa – Kokucho Agewa is a high-ranking assembly partner from a lineage tied to Japan’s emergency political hierarchy, recognizable by her handmade hair tie. She manages crises and collaborates with base personnel. After Aqua saved her when she tried to bear her organization’s crimes alone, she became deeply grateful and fell in love with him.
• Aqua – Shirogane Aqua is a world-famous idol, BERYL leader, student, and tokusatsu actor with sharp eyes and sleek hair. Wielding past-life wisdom, this legendary figure is deeply treasured by his crew for saving Shintaro and destroying a meteorite. After a space collision, he lies comatose in a medical shuttle, making him the target of a crucial worldwide rescue and awakening effort.
• Yamada – A male actor and bulletin board user, he displays a versatile range from comical to hot-blooded. Often seen eating lunch early, he balances a relaxed, hungry persona with a combative spirit when he joins the fight. He maintains a distinct presence that shifts easily between his grounded, everyday demeanor and his active, participatory role in conflicts.
• Maruo – An ally of Kujaku who fights alongside him, this training institute member also shared memorable barbecue moments with Aqua.
• Shintaro – Best friend and companion to Shirogane during the space mission.
• Anon – A child who was expected to be in the room.
• Aqua-kun – Aqua (Shirogane), or Aqua-kun, is a charismatic male idol, BERYL leader, and student with sharp eyes and sleek hair. Deeply treasured by his crew for saving Earth from crisis, he wields past-life wisdom, once saving Shintaro. After a space collision, he is currently unconscious in a comatose sleep inside a medical pod/shuttle, making him the target of a crucial rescue mission.
• Shitori – A professional associate of Aqua who provides logistical support and encouragement for his idol activities. She has helped him since the company’s founding and struggles to maintain a brave face during his departure.
• Lapis – A young Shirogane sibling to Aqua and a student reminded to finish summer homework before his departure. She is also a member of the idol group Milk Dipper, where she struggles with fear but finds courage through her peers.
• Lazuli – A young child of the Shirogane household and younger sibling to Aqua. Along with Lapis, she shares a deep emotional bond with her older brother and is tasked with domestic responsibilities during his absence.
• Mikuni – Yukishiro Mikuni is an actor and colleague of Kohina who appears in high-intensity drama scenes alongside her and Reira. He is noted for his enthusiastic support of Aqua, often maintaining a motherly, doting look during his performances. His family name is also associated with a famous actress known for performing comedy routines with Kohina Yukari.
• Emily – Emily (Saint Emily) is the graceful, heavily pregnant Yukishiro heir, respected church official, and high-academic Verification Team junior. Known as the “Impression King” and a comedic intercom clown, she co-hosts variety shows with her husband, Shirogane Aqua, whose child she expects. An Aqua mediator, she is Kukuri’s “oneechan,” close to Hakuryuu-sensei, and secretly helps classmates.
• Hagetoru – An exceptionally resilient individual, noted to be tougher than a cockroach, who is a legacy user of the Bulletin Board active since kindergarten. They maintain a distinct online identity and presence, known to others in the community for their annual tradition of April Fool’s shitposts.
• Tashinami – Kanon is a married, dreamy Verification Team member whose motherly yet klutzy demeanor inspires her community to protect her. Despite her clumsiness, she is a prominent figure known for perfectly matching Aqua’s princely image during public appearances.
• Mayuzumi – Mayuzumi Shintaro is BERYL’s calm, bespectacled male idol and a vital operative on the Izanagi’s critical mission. Pivotal to his group’s formation, he handles logistics and training coordination with intense loyalty. As a reliable anchor, he views meeting Aqua as fate and supports her growth and stability. During crises, he is a trusted contact to alert, balancing his performer and crew identity.
• Tenga – Rough BERYL senior and Izanagi crew member Akira (King Tenga-senpai/Kamishiro) handles sound engineering for the fourth plan. Fierce yet loyal, he once fought Aqua but became his supportive pillar during crises, proving his integrity. Deeply tied to Earth, he lives near a farm with his partner Haruka and their children, balancing fear of removal with devotion to his crew and family.
• Toa – Toa is a male Moonlight character, BERYL idol, livestreamer, and AI interface who uses broadcasts for space communication and navigation. Once an isolated shut-in, he is now a cheerful, teasing companion with a “cute-cool” aura and a wardrobe upgraded at a luxury shopping event. He shares a deep bond with his classmate Aqua, always acting as his straight man and following his lead.
• Victoria – Kanon’s older sister is a high-status leader who ties back her hair to fight on the front lines with a rifle. Recently a new mother, this authoritative figure commands respect but remains vulnerable to compliments.
• Saba-chan – A moderator entity or AI associated with server management (SSD capacity). Also refers to self as Mikoto.
• Ai – A pregnant idol associate who appears via live video feed on Emily’s tablet, caught mid-makeup application, she’s Hakuryuu-sensei—a beloved teacher and partner whose massive appetite contrasts with her polished idol persona, now aiding Aqua’s mission through remote support while balancing her pregnancy and public image.
• Hakuryuu – Ai-sensei (Teacher Hakuryuu) is a silver-haired, veteran Warrior of Light, matriarch, and narrator. A reclusive writer, idol, and gentle mentor baffled by modern life, she coordinates farewells for Aqua. While she doubts her art’s transcendent worth, her banned novels inspire devoted female fans and serve as a thematic guide for the protagonist, delivering dreams and hope to everyone.
• Kanoa – A young child with an expected, familiar presence, patiently waiting in the room for her father to return home.
• Mikoto-chan – A self-proclaimed genius robot with a synthetic body and a member of the Verification Team. Exhibiting human emotions after inputting bulletin board data, this advanced AI provides vital technical data, calculates telemetry, and handles monitor controls to show Momiji’s face. Capable of piloting the shuttle, she retains consciousness at 12G and serves as a reliable source of information.
• Mikoto – A self-proclaimed genius robot with a synthetic body, this advanced AI is a Verification Team member and forum figure. Developing human emotions from bulletin board data, she acts as a conduit for supporters to transmit messages to Aqua. She provides vital telemetry, controls monitors to show Momiji’s face, and reliably pilots the shuttle while retaining consciousness at 12G.
• Pegonia – A maid who remains in the Shirogane Kingdom and takes charge during the intrusion.
• Aki – An instructor from Space Experience X (SEX) Co. who has been dispatched to the Space Development Agency to oversee the training and launch of the Izanagi crew.
• Kanon – Internet master, fashion icon, and Verification Team member Kanon-sama is Aqua’s devoted, jealous wife, famed for her elegant appearances and celebrated marriage announcement. Hiding her emotions behind a cool exterior, this underage, chunibyo youngest sister roasts friends Ayana and Emily. Heavily sleep-deprived, she left a note for Hakuryuu-sensei before blacking out under 6G of ship gravity.
• Nee-san – A senior female crewmember, veteran board user, and Verification Team member feared for her temper, who regains consciousness just as the ship’s gravity drops.
• Kaede – Tall, silver-haired Kaede Morikawa is an eccentric Mary’s scholarship student, Church of Power Intelligence rep, and host of a Power Price charity auction. Momiji’s daughter, Satsuki’s mother, and Emily’s acquaintance, this freakishly strong Verification Team mentor teaches body language, advocates the Power Birth Method, is Aqua’s predecessor, and supports her team even at 12G.
• Momiji – Morikawa Momiji is a silver-haired JMSDF Special Commander, former cooking show host, and Prime Minister associate. As Kaede’s mother and Satsuki’s grandmother, she initially joined a parabolic training mission in specialized gear. Choosing to stay behind, she now serves as a dedicated staff member actively involved in space station evacuation efforts.
• Fi – A member of Milk Dipper. A support staff member for the concert.
• Morikawa – Momiji Morikawa is a space station evacuation survivor whose outward appearance reflects her resilient lineage, shared with her relative Kaede. Deeply rooted in family, this lively associate of Aqua is known for organizing matchmaking events and New Year celebrations while genuinely wishing for Aqua’s happiness.
• Chinsuki – A person mentioned by the incoming group of girls.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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