Chapter 576 The “Ddo-Buddy” Debacle
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
After that, the “Holy Figure” Loire-Rose, now back in the Holy City, gave out an order to the entire Northern Continent. In short, it was an announcement calling for the return of the Succubi and their later removal.
The Succubi incident that occurred in the Wielope Empire this time had been resolved by none other than a subjugation squad led mostly by Rose and Mother Marian. However, the situation on the Southern Continent remained unchanged, and the call was issued with the idea of future waves.
On the Northern Continent, the threat had long been forgotten, ever since the declaration of their end several centuries ago. This was surely due in no small part to the values of the Church, which fought against trade with the Southern Continent, and the values of the Maritime Nation of Sylvaol, which banned women from boarding ships.
But in this new era, it would be difficult to completely ban trade with the Southern Continent. Rose had introduced a new set of values that matched the times. …Of course, I assume there was also consideration for our shop, which is planning a “Super Ddo-Buddy Trade Zone.”
Specifically, she encouraged a more affectionate way of life between men and women. Needless to say, Succubi rarely appear before couples sleeping together. Because “Charm” between those of the same sex is difficult, women can be a defense against Succubus, and men can be a defense against Incubus.
Rose linked this idea to a monk marriage problem that had been an issue for some time. Specifically, it was the problem sparked by that incident where Sister Amelia and my marriage were recognized.
Naturally, some protested that this was a separate issue. However, in the face of the great event that was the return of the Succubi, such voices seem to have been reduced to a very low level.
Also, regarding the issue of women on ships, it was actually recommended to have women on board as a defense against Succubi. It will likely take a long time for the values of sailors to change, but Fati of the Uminari (Sound of the Sea) merchant guild told me that signs of change are starting to appear bit by bit.
And above all, this order also touched upon our shop’s merchandise. Regarding the recent events, first, it was recognized that many women had built up the strength to overcome the Incubus “Charm.” And second, that they had played an active role as bait for the Succubus. These two points of contribution were accepted.
The letters “Ddo-Buddy” shone brightly in the published document. “Ddo-Buddy” had already been written in official documents during the ceasefire agreement between our country and the Northern Coalmine Kingdom, but this time, it was happily (?) written in an order that reached the entire continent.
Thanks to this, “Ddo-Buddy” became, in both name and reality, the “Sacred Rod: Ddo-Buddy” approved by the Church.1 In name, as a magical charm against Succubi. In reality… well, it is also for protection against Succubi, but, you know, it’s just the usual nightly companion for women, married couples, and lovers, or a “training” tool for priests.
As a result, what happened was, naturally, explosive sales. Recently, it’s become possible to purchase them officially not only at convents in various regions but at all Churches and cathedrals, and production is finally unable to keep up.
For materials, since we had started farming Pororo Snails, it seems we can manage, but the shortage of factories is a problem. There is a plan to build a factory in the Wielope Empire, and I am currently in discussions with Church officials there through my disciple Nina-Mailse’s family, but who knows what will happen….
Well, it’s the usual busy days, but actually, that doesn’t really matter. The problem is—
”As I thought! My intuition was not wrong! If Sister Cecile uses it regularly, I simply must try it myself…!” Unia exclaimed, her voice dripping with aristocratic superiority.
”Wait, wait, Unia! Uh, that’s, well, it’s a problem, and honestly, I’m in shock…!” Roland stammered, his voice betraying his royal hesitation.
”Hehe, you don’t need to worry, Roly. I’ll take good care of the ‘membrane.’ Ah, or would you like to help, Roly?” Unia added with a refined, yet teasing, elegant air.
”That’s even worse!!!” Roland cried out, his voice thin with panic.
Yes. Finally, the existence of “Ddo-Buddy” has been revealed to our next King, Roland His Highness, and his fiancée, Unia, daughter of the Duke of Greter. Or rather than “revealed,” I explained it to them properly.
He was in his usual office, grabbing the waist of Unia-jou, who was holding a “Ddo-Buddy” with sparkling eyes, and was begging her to “please stop” with tears in his eyes.
Up until now, I had kept it a secret from the two of them, considering them to be children, but due to the Church’s large-scale order, I decided it was not better to keep it hidden.
It goes without saying that “Ddo-Buddy” has already become a major industry in our country. Therefore, managing the nation while keeping this industry hidden could lead to policy mistakes. Also, they are growing a lot both physically and mentally, with their Coronation approaching. Still, I had planned to keep it hidden for a bit longer after the Coronation, though….
By the way, I should add that the way Her Majesty the Queen panicked when I told her about this was the most interesting sight I’ve seen recently. She’s currently saying things like “I am exhausted…” and has locked herself in her room.
Of course, I didn’t say things like “I’ve been using it every night to relieve stress,” but due to Unia-jou’s power of deduction, it seems everything has leaked through. In other words, how I came to be pressed into service, and my relationship with Her Majesty.
”That’s it! I must also have Lord Harvest teach me in detail about ‘Ddo-Buddy’…!” Unia declared, her refined tone brooking no argument.
”This is bad! Everything is bad, Unia!! It’s beyond the level of being merely curious!!! I mean, even if I understand that’s not what you meant, it’s still hitting me right in the chest, so please stop it!!!” Roland pleaded, his royal composure utterly shattered.
Hmm. His Highness seems like he will have a hard time in many ways even after becoming King…. Well, being toyed with by the woman you love is like a reward, so he has no choice but to do his best. Still, I suppose I should lend him a hand soon.
”Please calm down, both of you. It is a shocking story for you two young people, and well, I understand the excitement, but this is a serious matter. We are talking about our country’s economic policy.” I said, maintaining a neutral, professional tone.
”Indeed, my apologies.” Roland replied, his voice returning to a hesitant, royal cadence.
”Ah, so it stops with that…” Unia sighed, her voice still laced with a lingering, elegant disappointment.
Hmm. The contrast between the quick-switching Unia-jou and His Highness, who is learning how to control his future wife, is interesting, but I speak with an entirely serious face. It’s a good thing I wasn’t asked what a Tavern Owner of an adult Magic circuits shop is saying. Both of them are earnest.
”Let’s have Unia-jou explain it in detail once Her Majesty regains her composure. There is nothing I can speak of to the one who will become the Queen of our country.” I stated with practiced neutrality.
”Mu, I understand. It is a little disappointing, but if I can get tutelage from Sister Cecile… there is nothing that would make me happier♡” Unia replied, her speech dripping with aristocratic grace.
”Um, Unia? This is a talk about economic policy, right? It’s fine, right!?” Roland asked, his voice wavering with trepidation.
”And then, I shall speak to His Highness. It’s a bit… self-serving… ah, self-praise! It’s embarrassing because of the nature of the topic, but… this is a talk between men. Is that acceptable?” I proposed, using my standard, neutral tone.
”…! …Between men.” Roland echoed, his voice heavy with sudden, archaic masculinity.
After that, I asked Unia-jou, who was somehow skipping along, to leave, and as declared, His Highness and I had a talk between men. I spoke about the days when I was an adventurer, the time I opened the shop, and how I started selling adult Magic circuits as a desperate measure.
Then, about the heresy trial, the war with Coalmine, the “Ddo-Buddy Trade Zone,” the “Stampede” and the “Ddo-Buddy Cannon,” and finally, the recent trade with the Southern Continent.
Some of this he already knew, but it was the first time I had spoken so openly and in such detail. Well, I skipped over the Wielope relations and the story of my beloved Ancient Elf, Carley, but it seemed like it was still an interesting story for him.
The constant flow of difficulties and the way our shop’s sales expanded every time. And the increasing number of wives, along with the development of magic technology. In the end, His Highness had a face that said, “What is this guy talking about…?”
Yeah. If you listen to it calmly, it doesn’t make any sense, right? Especially the “Ddo-Buddy Cannon” part? Well, the whole thing is like that, really.
At the end, I promised to show His Highness, who was half-doubting, a test fire of the “Ddo-Buddy Cannon” and an introduction to the Magic circuits I made, and the conversation for that day came to an end.
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Summary:
The shop owner’s products are officially made holy by the Church as anti-Succubi tools, starting an economic boom. This political change forces a difficult, adult conversation with the royal heir Roland and his curious fiancée Unia. The chapter ends with the protagonist trying to explain the shop’s history and weapons in an open talk with the prince, leaving the royals shocked by the pure craziness of the shop’s growth.
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Trivia:
The Church previously discouraged Southern trade, but Rose is actively changing continental values.
Succubi counter-measures are now officially linked to the adoption of monk marriages.
The “Ddo-Buddy” is now officially a Church-approved holy item used in cathedrals and convents.
Nina-Mailse is actively helping business growth via her family’s connections in the Wielope Empire.
The Queen has gone back to her private quarters due to embarrassment about the shop’s true nature.
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Translation Notes:
Notes:
• Loire-Rose – The Saintess and “Holy Figure” Loire-Rose, a top Cathedral authority born to a Salvation Faction family, is a pragmatic, money-minded trickster behind her holy mask of white hair, pale skin, and blue eyes. Also known as Loire, this powerful, authoritative figure returned to the Holy City to issue a continent-wide edict on the Succubi resurgence while coordinating with the Church.
• Loire – The Saintess and “Holy Figure” Loire-Rose, a top Cathedral authority born to a Salvation Faction family, is a pragmatic, money-minded trickster behind her holy mask of white hair, pale skin, and blue eyes. Also known as Loire, this powerful, authoritative figure returned to the Holy City to issue a continent-wide edict on the Succubi resurgence while coordinating with the Church.
• Rose – A primary leader of the subjugation squad responsible for resolving the Succubi incident in the Wielope Empire and a key political influencer.
• Marian – Canarias convent Mother Superior and Church of Demon-Subjugation’s strongest Ascetic Faction nun, she helped neutralize the Succubi threat. This busty, provocative mother figure sports wavy purple hair, a tear mole, a Monroe walk, and a black habit. Obsessed with Alex-kyun, she uses supernatural vaginal control and aggressively pesters Kento about the Devil’s Stick.
• Sylvaol – A maritime nation known for its historical prohibition of women on ships.
• Succubus – A dark-skinned beauty with a beautiful face, massive breasts, and a large, voluptuous lower body. She is a magical monster capable of speech and charm manipulation who strips down to a string-like outfit to exert a powerful aphrodisiac effect.
• Amelia – A voluptuous, light-blue-haired Sister of the Canarias convent who runs soup kitchens. Still shy and blushing, she is pregnant and wears Kento’s ring—a marriage sparking intense ecclesiastical debate. Devoted as ever, this figure from the protagonist’s past uniquely visited him for a sacred conception, remaining someone he could intimately bed despite her saintly nature.
• Fati – A Sylvan Uminari merchant guild representative and advisor to Kento, she monitors shifting maritime values and logistics to secure Southern Continent rights. With sun-kissed bronze skin and bruised-crimson hair in a bandana, she uses “atai,” dreams of an all-female crew, and defends her magic shop, serving as a key ally in delicate negotiations.
• Nina-Mailse – Nina (Nina‑Mailse), a short‑haired violet‑haired Sacred Artificer from the Holy City, once a Purist Ward of the Wielope Empire, now wears thick bottle‑bottom glasses, is loyal to the Saint, quietly rebellious, and serves as Kento’s disciple and administrator of the Canarias convent. She reacts with suspicion and hidden enjoyment to his antics.
• Mailse – The family name of Nina. Representing an Empire faction that prefers to remain stationary rather than actively resist or flee changing political tides, the Mailse lineage serves as a vital connection between the shop and the Wielope Church.
• Nina – Nina (Nina-Mailse) is a small, sharp-minded Holy City Sacred Artificer with short violet hair and thick glasses. A former Imperial Purist Ward, she is Kushe’s companion and Kento’s quietly rebellious disciple. Loyal to the Saint, she acts weak for attention to manipulate her master. Her family navigates imperial shifts, providing the link for factory discussions in the Wielope Empire.
• Cecile – The Queen of Canaria is an elegant, golden-haired ruler in luxurious gowns who manages the royal palace, oversees foreign diplomacy, and enforces moral commerce. Referenced by Unia as her sister who personally uses the products of Kento’s shop, ‘Harvest,’ she is currently investigating the establishment, wielding her wisdom and sovereign grace to command authority with quiet precision.
• Unia – The third daughter of the Duke of Greter and fiancée to Roland, this influential future Queen heads the Ferguson delegation and educates youth. She possesses intricate blonde hair, doll-like beauty, and an expressionless face, masking a sharp, perceptive intellect and a penchant for royal curiosity.
• Roland – The golden-blonde, innocent-faced heir to the Canaria throne is the earnest but inexperienced younger brother of Queen Cecile and the King of Ferguson. Close to Unia and assisted by Harvest, he trains under his sister’s guidance while struggling to navigate his complex future burdens: an upcoming coronation, his relationship with his fiancée, and the revelation of the shop’s true nature.
• Greter – The ducal house that Unia belongs to.
• Harvest – Viscount Kento Harvest, a gaunt lord from a prominent line, is a pragmatic former adventurer and diplomat clad in a tattered academic coat. This royal mentor leverages Earth tech and noble authority while managing a magic-circuit shop. Proactive with numerous lovers, his expertise is now requested by Unia, who is curious about his merchandise.
• Carley – Ancient Elf Haha-sama is the youthful, flat-chested, pregnant Captain of the Wielope Empire and the narrator’s beloved wife. A pragmatic matriarch and companion to Harvest, she oversees palace assassins and royals like Dee-bou and Gustav. Currently kept out of political discussions with the prince, she uses her magic resistance, immense stamina, and Forest Blessings to steer diplomacy.
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