Male Idol Extra 16

Chapter 16 Newbie Border Guardian, Shirogane Aqua’s Gonna Do His Best!

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Edited by: Kanaa-senpai

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 ”I’ve got some extra time, what should I do?”

 I had some extra time due to the official broadcast announcement. So, I asked my viewers if they knew any good games.

 Then, my fans immediately started suggesting games they wanted me to play.

 The comments section was flooded with game titles, and one of them caught my eye.

 ”A border guardian game? Ah, I’ve already installed it, so let’s do that!”

 I was originally planning to do it on Shiro’s broadcast, but whatever. If it’s fun, I can just do it again later, right?

 I started up the game.

 ’Border Guardians’

 The protagonist is a member of a country’s border guard team.

 The game’s content is super simple: you choose whether to let people from other countries in, arrest them, or not let them in.

 [Is this game fun?]

 [Lots of people are playing it on their streams, right?]

 [Sayamu Inko did it the other day, didn’t she?]

 [Inko-chan got bribed and arrested, LOL]

 [That’s crazy LOL]

 I operated the game character and headed to the checkpoint.

 I see. So, I’m checking everything from start to finish by myself.

 I was given the option to receive a tutorial, but I chose to skip it.

 I’ll learn while doing it; that’s the best way.

 [Tutorial skip, LOL]

 [This is giving me a bad feeling…]

 [Yamada: Aqua-kun, you’re really something, aren’t you?]

 [>Yamada, you’re always like this, LOL]

 [The man who’s not bound by rules, that’s Shirogane Aqua]

 [What? Is Aa-sama going to break the game again?]

 [Yukari Goha: What’s this? Is it fun?]

 [Yukari Goha-san is always around, isn’t she?]

 [Is she bored or something?]

 [Should I be worried that she doesn’t have work?]

 Uh, should I press this button?

 Click!

 [Bulletin board!]

 [Aqua-kun, let’s check out the nearby bulletin board LOL]

 [If I explain it to someone who doesn’t know, there are conditions on the nearby bulletin board that say you can’t enter the country, and there are wanted posters and stuff]

 [Aqua-sama doesn’t play games with that kind of standard]

 [Everything is instinct, that’s Shirogane Aqua LOL]

 I press the button, and the barrier goes up, and one car moves forward.

 ”Excuse me, can I see your entry permit, driver’s license, and passport, please?”

 I check the documents they handed over.

 Hmm, there doesn’t seem to be any problems.

 [Aqua-kun, name! Name!]

 [If you look closely, the alphabet in the name is off by one letter LOL]

 [Even if you don’t look closely, the photo is of a different person!]

 [Aqua-kun, you’re making a face like it’s okay, but it’s not okay]

 [This kind of thing tickles my protective instincts, you know… It’s like, I don’t know what to say…]

 Since there were no problems, I return the documents to the driver.

 ”Alright, I’ll just check the inside of the car, so can you please get out?”

 This time, it’s a check of the inside of the car.

 Even if the documents are fine, there might be something hidden inside.

 I gaze intently at the woman who got out of the car, wondering if she’s not telling a lie.

 Oh…

 [ah]

 [ah…]

 [ah]

 [I see, so that’s what Aqua-sama meant when he said he’d definitely notice]

 [Yukari Goha: Huh? Isn’t this guy looking at her breasts? ]

 [Sayamu Inko: No way, this is totally a breast-conscious situation ]

 [Kkh! Don’t look at those fake breasts, look at my real I-cup (This comment was deleted by admin TOOOKA because it contained inappropriate expressions)]

 [Aqua-kun, you don’t touch breasts in games, but it’s okay to touch this big sister breasts as much as you want? (This comment was deleted by admin TOOOKA because it contained inappropriate expressions)]

 [RamenHagetoru: There’s free breasts here (This comment was deleted by admin TOOOKA because it contained inappropriate expressions)]

 What kind of thing do you have with you?

 I don’t care about the vehicle inspection anymore; I’d rather move on to the physical examination.

 As I thought that, I approached the person, and a button saying “Will you undergo a physical examination?” appeared on the screen.

 Will you undergo a physical examination?

 ▷Yes.

 No.

 Huh, can I really do a physical examination like that?!

 [Standing up from the seat LOL]

 [Cut off from the screen LOL]

 [When he stood up, he did a guts pose LOL]

 [This is an official channel broadcast]

 [Aa-sama, it’s amazing how you can do this with just one breast]

 [His eyes were sparkling like crazy LOL]

 [Aqua-sama looks really happy, and that’s all that matters]

 [Aqua-sama, don’t you think that if you told that woman walking by to let everyone touch her breasts, they’d all be happy to do so?]

 [Please, Beryl’s people, hold a free breast-touching event for Aqua-sama’s sake!! (This comment was deleted by admin TOOOKA because it contained inappropriate expressions)]

 [RamenHagetoru: Shumi, that’s just frustrating, got it (This comment was deleted by admin TOOOKA because it contained inappropriate expressions)]

 [Shumi the maiden: Huh?]

 Anyway, I’m a border guard.

 As a border guard, my job is to prevent suspicious individuals from entering our country.

 Stopping criminals and terrorists at the border is crucial for the safety and security of our citizens.

 [Yukari Goha: This guy is definitely thinking of an excuse to do a physical examination right now. You can tell by his face.]

 [＞Yukari Goha, you’re so knowledgeable]

 [＞Thank you for the official explanation, Yukari Goha-san ]

 I have a lot of respect for the border guards’ work.

 That’s why, as a border guard myself, I need to prevent incidents from happening.

 And that’s why physical examinations are absolutely necessary! No, they’re absolutely, absolutely necessary!!

 [Yukari Goha: Yes, you’ve finished making excuses for yourself.]

 [Yukari Goha’s explanation is so helpful]

 [Yukari Goha, this Aqua-sama has an amazing vibe… who is she, anyway?! ]

 [Ah, Aqua-sama… wanna touch those breasts, if I can just say so…]

 [Remember that time on late-night TV when they did a survey asking if they wanted Aqua-kun to touch their breasts, and all 10,000 people said yes?]

 [At this point, it’s like Aqua-sama can just do whatever they want, including groping…]

 [More like, I’ll pay him to let him fondle my G-cup breasts all I want (This comment was deleted by admin TOOOKA because it contained inappropriate expressions)]

 Click! I press the physical examination button and approach the big sister.

 These recent games are so realistic, it’s like… wow!

 Ugh, if it’s like this, I wish I could’ve done it in a private room with VR….

 ”Sorry about this. This is just part of the rules, you know. Honestly, I don’t want to do this kind of thing either…”

 Yeah, I really don’t want to do this kind of perverted stuff either.

 But this is work, and it’s different from the real thing, so… hehe…

 [Aqua-sama is making such a ridiculous face, lol]

 [You can’t hide your desires, border patrol officer-san]

 [For some reason, I felt the same aura from Aqua-sama as from Hagetoru for just a moment. Must be my imagination]

 [RamenHagetoru: Hey, can you examine these breasts too?! (This comment was deleted by admin TOOOKA because it contained inappropriate expressions)]

 [Hagetoru, calm down]

 [That guy’s gonna get permanently banned soon, lol]

 [LapisLazu: Yeah, I like the bigger ones…]

 [Butterfly Lady: M… Mama’s boobs are empty… boing (This comment was deleted by admin TOOOKA because it contained inappropriate expressions)]

 My character lightly taps the rotating female body from above.

 Huh? Don’t you usually do more, like slipping your hand into their underwear or taking off all their clothes, and messing with them like crazy?

 [Aqua-sama’s face LOL]

 [He’s so cute, like a pet that’s been left behind]

 [He really wanted to touch them, didn’t he? LOL]

 [Aqua-kun, if you’re okay with mine, I’ve got an F-cup, but you can touch… I’m a city worker, though]

 [Or would a 30-year-old with an H-cup be better?]

 [Hey, I’m a middle school student. Um, I only have a B-cup, is that okay?]

 [21, female college student, I have a G-cup, but if it’s Aqua-sama, I don’t mind if you touch it however you like]

 [Stop talking about breasts]

 [Nee-san’s deletion is lagging behind LOL]

 [Developer: Uh, this game is for all ages… sorry about that]

 [Developer LMAO]

 [Good luck, developer-san LOL]

 [Game developer ← today’s victim]

 As I was taken aback, the big sister stuck her hand into her cleavage.

 Is this perverted or what?!

 [This reaction is something else]

 [It’s amazing how he can get so worked up over just one breast, I’m jealous]

 [Aqua-kun’s Breast Touching Club, waiting for you (This comment was deleted by admin TOOOKA because it contained inappropriate expressions)]

 [Just watching Aqua-kun enjoy the game is enough to make me smile. His face is beaming with joy]

 The big sister takes out a bill from her cleavage and tries to hand it to me.

 Will you accept the bribe?

 ▷Yes.

 No.

 Haa… it’s just money, after all….

 [He’s so disappointed, it’s hilarious LOL]

 [This girl messed up her choice. She should’ve given him that huge rack instead of money]

 [If she had given him her bra, there might’ve been a chance]

 [His disappointment is so obvious, it’s a relief]

 [You guys, don’t make the mistake of sticking your breasts out at anyone except Aqua-sama. Only Aqua-sama can make breast bribes work]

 [Yukari Goha: What are you doing, you idiot! No one’s watching, so just take the money and be done with it!!]

 [Yukari Goha-san?]

 [Yukari Goha-san, trying to take the bribe, and it’s hilarious LOL]

 [Sayamu Inko: Yukari Goha-san, you’re too faithful to your desires, it’s hilarious LOL]

 [Hey, Inko]

 [Inko-san, who’s always taking bribes, can’t say that, can you?]

 [Tsuki to Suppon: Yukari Goha-san…]

 [This Yukari Goha-san is being totally ridiculed LOL]

 [It looks like Yukari Goha-san is about to turn blue from anger LMAO]

 I click the “no” button.

 If this were a trade with the bra she’s wearing now, it would’ve been a close call.

 As I got into the car, I thoroughly checked the interior.

 Hmm, is there no problem at all?

 [Hey, I just saw a suspicious box LOL]

 [Aqua-kun!?]

 [Sayamu Inko: Ah, no way. The contents of this bribe are too ridiculous, I’m in a state of despair]

 [RamenHagetoru: Aqua-sama, please cheer me up by fondling me (This comment was deleted by admin TOOOKA because it contained inappropriate expressions)]

 [AquaMarin: There’s a real mom’s breast (This comment was deleted by admin Shitorin because it contained inappropriate expressions)]

 Alright!

 I’ve finished checking the car interior. No problems found!

 [Unreliable Border Guard has arrived]

 [The confident “Alright” just now is too hilarious LMAO]

 [This is another clip to cut out]

 [The confident “Alright” just now seems like it’ll cause a massive explosion of crap LMAO]

 [What was the basis for that “Alright”, I want to ask for an hour]

 [RamenHagetoru: Ask? Is this a breast interrogation!? (This comment was deleted by admin TOOOKA because it contained inappropriate expressions)]

 [RamenHagetoru, a guy who can’t read all the comments LOL]

 [Only this comment was deleted, and it’s not regulated, what a joke LOL]

 [Nee-san, you worked hard today too]

 [Earlier, a gun just fell out of the console box LOL]

 [If Aqua-kun is a border guard, the country will be destroyed in a day. I’m convinced]

 [Alright LOL]

 The big sister gets into the car and starts the engine.

 Fuuh, I did a good job.

 [He’s already making that face on the first try LOL]

 [He’s already making a face like you’ve done a good job, what a joke LOL]

 [Damn, his face is so good, it’s deceiving me with this sense of accomplishment LOL]

 [This is Aqua-kun’s killer, atmospheric pressure]

 [× Good job ○ Bad job]

 [The terrorist has already infiltrated from the start, what a joke LMAO]

 [Shumi the Maiden: Hmm]

 [Shumi LMAO]

 [Don’t mind LOL]

 As I thought I had finished and let my guard down, I noticed something strange when I saw the car start moving.

 O-oh no! When I checked the car, I left the passenger door open.

 I couldn’t stop even if I wanted to. I jumped into the car and tried to get in.

 At that moment, a button-like thing appeared on the screen, and I accidentally clicked it.

 [Ah]

 [Ah]

 [Ah…]

 Oh no, I messed up.

 This is something that wouldn’t happen in real life, but this is a game.

 The wing of the truck in front of me and the cargo door behind me opened upwards because I pressed the button.

 The timing was bad, and the upper part of the wing hit a building, causing the driver to lose control.

 The out-of-control truck crashed into a nearby thicket and exploded into flames…

 Even though it’s just a game, it’s not like I wouldn’t feel pain in my heart when someone dies.

 Damn it! Who, who would do such a cruel thing… I’ll never see that breasts again!!

 [Wait LOL]

 [Officer, this person is the culprit]

 [He did it himselself, LMAO]

 [What a beautiful flow LOL]

 [LMAO]

 As I was feeling despair, an announcement flowed through the game.

 ”Well done. The woman from earlier was a member of an international terrorist organization and a notorious terrorist with a warrant out for her arrest. Thanks to your efforts, our country’s peace has been protected We appreciate your hard work!!”

 The screen displayed the words “1st stage cleared”.

 [What a lie LOL]

 [Sayamu Inko: Is that even possible!!]

 [No way, no way, no way, no way, no way, LMAO]

 [Miracle happened, LOL]

 [Miracle Border Patrol Officer has arrived, LOL]

 [Wait, what’s going on?]

 [This is Shirogane Aqua.]

 [Something impossible happens, and that’s called the Shirogane Aqua phenomenon or a bug.]

 [Development Staff: We lost. This isn’t a game spec or UI anymore…]

 [Development Staff-san, LMAO]

 [Again, Aqua-sama is being Aqua-sama.]

 [Yukari Goha: What kind of game is this? A crappy game?]

 [Yukari Goha-san!?]

 [Shh! Yukari Goha-san, don’t say that with the developers around]

 Fuuh, I see… So the girl from earlier was a terrorist…

 Ah, I knew it. Those breasts are just too suspicious!

 They’re swaying around so carelessly, it’s like they’re trying to distract me!

 This is like a terrorist attack on a pure-hearted guy’s feelings!

 What a horrible person! Ugh, I’m not going to fall for it again!

 I’ll show them my ‘I-knew-it-all-along’ face, and I’ll give a thumbs-up to the camera.

 [Alright]

 [LMAO, what a scam]

 [This is the second installment of the trashy material LOL]

 [He’s just trying to deceive us with his good looks]

 [This is what I call a power play, indeed]

 [Aqua-kun seems to be having fun every day…]

 [If all guys were like Aqua-kun, girls would be happy, LOL]

 [Aqua-kun is having fun again today, and so is the sister]

 [Yukari Goha: Look at this face, it’s like he’s not thinking about anything at all]

 [Yukari Goha-san, LOL]

 [This person is always present from start to finish in every stream, but she really have a lot of free time…]

 [Is Hagetoru dead? Maybe she was riding a game’s train track?]

 [The theory that the driver was Hagetoru is LOL]

 [Maybe she was a member of an international terrorist organization? w]

 Well, it’s about time to end the stream.

 I’ll continue another time, so I’ll just say thanks to everyone for today and close the stream.

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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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