Male Idol Extra 19

Chapter 19 Shirogane Kanon, Hagetoru And Shopping?

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Edited by: Kanaa-senpai

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 ”Fuji Department Store, customers who wish to purchase Beryl collaboration goods, please line up over here!”

 ”Don’t push, don’t run. There’s plenty of stock, so don’t worry!”

 ”When you enter the store, please show your numbered ticket. Also, please have your ticket ready in your hand so you can show it immediately!”

 ”And, we’ll be opening in about 10 minutes!”

 It was a day before Christmas, and I was waiting in line with many people at Fuji Department Store.

 Today was the pre-release day for Beryl and Fuji’s collaboration goods.

 I had gone to bed early yesterday and woke up early today, and even disguised myself so no one would recognize me.

 But…

 ”I think you understand, but once we start, no hard feelings, okay?”

 ”I know, I know.”

 For some reason, when I arrived at my destination, my disguise was immediately seen through by Hagetoru. And, why was Hagetoru lining up in front of me? And, did she has enough money? Did she make a fortune with a part-time job or something? Unbelievable! Is she really okay? If she’s weird, Nee-san will get angry again.

 ”There’s something more important…”

 ”What’s that?”

 I tilted my head at Hagetoru’s words.

 Maybe there’s a dangerous person mixed in with the people waiting in line?

 But I don’t think there’s anyone more dangerous than the person in front of me…

 ”Ah, look at that.”

 Hagetoru looked in a certain direction.

 Hmm, no matter how I look, the person in front of me just seems like a normal big sister…

 ”That’s Hachiroku (Trueno) of Haruna.”

 ”Hachiroku of Haruna?”

 ”Yeah. Apparently, she’s been camping on Haruna Mountain for 86 days just for today. Her nickname is Hachiroku of Haruna, but…”

 ”But…”

 ”In reality, it was only 86 minutes of camping, and she couldn’t withstand the cold and loneliness of the winter mountain, so she came down. By the way, the origin of ’86’ is said to be because she was born on August 6, 1986.”

 ”What the heck is that?!”

 I felt like I’d lost out by taking Hagetoru’s story seriously.

 ”Whoa!”

 ”What’s going on now?”

 I give Hagetoru a skeptical look.

 Even if it’s probably some ridiculous story, I’ve got some free time, so I’ll play along.

 ”Check it out… Glass Genius, Sanbonsugi!”

 ”Glass Genius?”

 ”Yeah. Sanbonsugi is a girl who wears a T-shirt with a design of three cedars three, and with her tricky movements, she can get through crowds and grab the goods she wants. It’s like a legend on the bulletin board…”

 ”And?”

 ”But… she can only move for 5 minutes. And after the event, she always gets hurt. That’s why they call her Glass Genius… because she always ends up in the hospital after getting the goods she wants.”

 ”Why don’t she just reserve it normally? She can buy it normally after the collaboration goods come out, right?”

 This time’s goods can be bought in advance, and we can get it normally if we just wait.

 So, there’s no need to get hurt to buy it. Yeah…

 ”And then there’s… in a sense, the strongest creature on earth, the one we can’t mention by name, Wild Speed, Hogehoge’s kid, and over 100 other nicknames, Morikawa Kaede.”

 ”What do you mean she’s the strongest creature on earth?! I don’t even know it!!”

 Wait, isn’t Kaede-senpai hosting a program from lunchtime today?

 Is she okay? Can she just buy what she wants and come back quickly?

 I don’t know if she’ll make it to the live broadcast.

 ”Damn, she’s a true pervert, Chinposuki. She’s different from other girls. Look at that shameless face. Only she can make that face!”

 Hagetoru sometimes makes that face too… maybe it’s better if I don’t say anything.

 ”And the one standing over there is the strongest spiritual girl, Beryl’s guardian, the Showa monster… also known as Kirika Kotono-neesan.”

 ”So, you know her too! And isn’t she a Showa monster… I mean, Nee-san is from the Heisei era, right? But is it okay? Won’t you get killed or something?”

 I glance over at Nee-san, and she notices me looking at her, so she turns her gaze back to me.

 ”As expected of Eraser, I thought I’d get deleted just by looking at her…”

 Yeah, I think Hagetoru will get scolded by Nee-san later.

 I mean, why are all these acquaintances gathered in this small area? Isn’t that weird?

 ”It’s almost time to open!”

 ”Don’t push!”

 ”Don’t run!”

 ”We have enough stock!”

 Ah, the line started moving forward.

 Hagetoru and I showed our numbered tickets at the entrance and slowly entered the department store.

 ”Adios, Shumi. I’ll pray for your success!”

 ”Ah, yeah. There are a lot of people, so don’t drop your wallet, okay? Be careful.”

 As I parted ways with Hagetoru, who gave me a thumbs-up… wait, where are we headed?

 I’m embarrassed, but I know I’m not the only one who’s embarrassed, right?

 Hagetoru and I are probably after the same item, and we even took the same escalator down.

 She’s walking in front of me with an awkward expression.

 ”The All Japan Breast Association, Honorary President, Shirogane Aqua-san’s produced lingerie is over here!”

 After that declaration of Breast Liberation, Aqua became known as the Breast Evangelist, the Breast Apostle, the man who loves all Breast and is loved by all Breast. He even received the title of Honorary President from the All-Japan Oppai Association, which is super suspicious.

 I thought it was weird, but Aqua was so happy that I couldn’t say anything.

 And now it’s come to this… but I kinda want Aqua’s produced lingerie.

 ”Um, excuse me… I’d like to try this on…”

 ”Ah, the Angel’s Air Libra, please wait a moment.”

 I got the store staff to measure my size, and I received a bra that fit me perfectly.

 ”Yeah, this is really good.”

 The white lingerie with lace and a cute design is exactly my type.

 More than anything, the shape of my breasts looks super beautiful when I put it on, and usually, my E65 looks a bit small because the bra is a bit too tight, but this one makes my breasts look like they’re really E-cup.

 ”How was the size?”

 ”It’s a perfect fit. And, can I get 2 pairs of shorts, please?”

 I need to buy 2 pairs of shorts because they tend to get worn out quickly.

 ”Wow! You look great, ma’am!”

 As I looked towards the fitting room in front of me, I saw Hagetoru, wearing another collaborative lingerie, the Devil’s Big Bang Bra, with a triumphant look on her face.

 Wait… what?! Hagetoru, isn’t she an F-cup?! She clearly looks like a G-cup, or maybe even an H-cup?!

 As I stood there with my mouth half-open, the salesclerk whispered to me in a hushed tone.

 ”Ma’am, the Devil’s Big Bang Bra is a size-up bra that’s specialized to make your breasts look bigger than usual.”

 ”A size-up bra?”

 ”Yes. It was developed by Shirogane Aqua-san, the honorable president, for all women who are worried about their small breasts. Originally, there wouldn’t be much demand for it, but Aqua-san is the only one who would be happy to see breasts, so we want to show him something that would make him happy, even if it’s just a little Don’t you think so?”

 ”I do.”

 ”Yes, exactly. So, if we happen to run into Aqua-san on the street, or at a live event, or at a handshake or signing event, and he happens to see our breasts for just a moment and gets happy, that would be enough for me!!”

 ”…Salesclerk, I’ll take this one too!”

 ”Thank you very much!!”

 Ah, what’s going on? I think I got taken in by the salesperson’s smooth talk, and before I knew it, I had bought 2 bras and 4 pairs of underwear, just like an angel and a devil.

 Well, I guess it’s not a problem to have a lot of undergarments. Yeah…

 ”Shumi’s a sucker, isn’t she?”

 ”Ugh…”

 Seriously, Hagetoru? Are you heading in the same direction again?!

 ”Heh, it seems Shumi-san and I have fallen for the same guy. It looks like we’re more in love than we thought. This is embarrassing!”

 ”What’s with the ‘in love’? You’re an idiot.”

 After arriving at the underground floor from the third floor, we passed by the line of customers waiting for Toa-chan’s collaborative cat cookie cans and headed towards the collaborative bento boxes with Aqua.

 Aqua’s collaborative bento boxes, which used ingredients from all 47 prefectures in Japan, were a luxurious set that included New Year’s mochi from Niigata, pickled plums from Wakayama, miso soup from Ishikawa Prefecture’s Kaga, and green tea from Shizuoka, among other ingredients.

 The line wasn’t too long, and since we could specify the quantity and pay electronically, we were able to purchase them quickly.

 ”Two, please.”

 ”Three, please. And can I pay with the person in front?”

 I paid for Hagetoru’s share as well.

 ”S-Shumi-san?!”

 ”It’s quick with electronic payment, and Hagetoru doesn’t have any money, so I’ll pay. Besides, the second bento box is probably for my grandmother, right…”

 ”No way! You’re not the type to eat 3 bento boxes by yourself, Shumi-san!”

 ”No way! The remaining 2 are for Pegonia and Aqua, anyway…”

 I thought it would be nice to eat together with the 5 of us, including Aqua and Pegonia.

 Hagetoru and I rode the escalator back up and left our bento boxes and undergarments at the salon.

 It’s convenient to do it this way, since we can pick them up all at once later.

 Well, this is it… the main event is about to begin.

 ”Those with entrance tickets for the event, please line up over here! Ah, let me check your ticket. Yes, it’s confirmed. Please go ahead.”

 The Beryl collaboration popup shop was a battlefield in a nutshell.

 ”Huh…?”

 I was pushed from behind and my head dove into Hagetoru’s breasts.

 ”Mmph…”

 ”Don’t make weird noises, okay…?”

 ”No choice, you came at the worst timing.”

 This guy is amazing. Despite having a ticket, she’s trying to let as many customers in as possible without causing any accidents.

 ”Shumi, I found a great one! Let’s make this guy our wall!”

 ”Who’s this…?”

 Hagetoru pulled my hand and hid behind someone.

 Wait, is she using someone as a shield?… This person looks familiar…

 ”Hey, isn’t that Kaede-senpai?!”

 ”Hoge…?!”

 ”Go! Power-up system! Hogemon’s Hogekawa! You’re the chosen one!!”

 Hagetoru, you’re definitely going to get scolded, so you should stop…

 ”Um, can you 2 please stop playing around?”

 Ah, sorry…

 Hagetoru noticed something and pointed to the right front.

 ”Hey, I don’t know why, but there’s an empty spot over there. Go, Hogekawa!”

 ”Got it! I’ll go, so don’t push me from behind, okay?”

 Hagetoru and I moved forward, using Kaede-senpai as a shield.

 ”What are you guys doing here?”

 Huh? I reacted to the familiar voice and looked up with Hagetoru, peeking out from behind Kaede-senpai’s shoulders.

 There, I saw Nee-san standing with a stunned expression.

 Ah, I see, that’s why this spot was empty…

 ”As expected of Nee-san, you can kill someone with just a glance…ngg.”

 Does Hagetoru have to say unnecessary things to survive?

 Hagetoru, who got her face grabbed by Nee-san, apologized profusely.

 But thanks to that, I felt like the people around us took a step back.

 Ugh, it’s crowded because this place is empty… I guess it’s just my imagination.

 ”Anyway, I’ll go get the poster of Aqua-sama that I was asked to buy by grandma.”

 ”Ah, okay.”

 Hagetoru pushed Kaede-senpai and headed in the direction of the poster.

 Just a little, I don’t want to trouble Kaede-senpai too much!

 ”Nee-san, did you find something good?”

 ”Yes, I did. This…”

 I peeked into the shopping basket in Nee-san’s hand.

 ”Ah, the plushie series, you’re collecting them, right? Where did you find them?”

 ”They were over there.”

 ”Then, I’ll go take a look.”

 ”Ah, I forgot to buy something too, so I’ll go with you.”

 I went with Nee-san to the plushie corner.

 Ah, I found it The tiny concierge Aqua-kun plushie from the Fuji Department Store collaboration.

 Okay, you come home with me. I hugged the one I picked up tightly and then gently put it in the shopping basket.

 From today on, you’re my child. Yes, yes. I gently stroked the head of the Aqua-kun plushie.

 ”Ah, miniature figurine!”

 I reached out and took the box with the miniature figurine.

 Yes I wanted to welcome it to my dollhouse.

 ”Is it for the dollhouse?”

 ”Yes.”

 ”That’s great… I also want to do a dollhouse.”

 ”Then, why don’t we buy the miniature figurine first and then buy a house and set that fits our image later?”

 ”That’s a good idea. This will match the image I have for the dollhouse cafe, and it’s perfect for my image.”

 A cafe, huh… It reminds me of Aqua’s Tomarigi era, and that’s not bad either. I have 2 types, a house and a castle, and I was thinking of making this one the butler of the castle type.

 Nee-san looked at the box for a bit, then put the box with the figurine inside the shopping basket.

 ”Phew, we finally got everything…”

 The 4 of us, who had finished shopping, came out of the pop-up shop.

 Kaede-senpai and Hagetoru were showing off the goods they just bought in a spot where they wouldn’t be bothered, but it looked like they were elementary school kids. Would they go home and show them each other later? Well, I don’t know what would happen if they dropped them.

 ”By the way, Nee-san, did you buy underwear?”

 ”No, I’m going to buy some now.”

 I whispered to Nee-san’s ear.

 ”The Big Bang Bra was amazing…”

 ”Uh, I was aiming for the Angel’s Airy, but I guess the Devil’s Big Bang is better?”

 ”Yeah, definitely, it’s better to buy at least one.”

 ”Got it, thanks.”

 I parted ways with Nee-san, who went to the third floor to buy underwear.

 I thought about inviting her to eat, but she had work from noon. I cheered her on.

 ”Ah, I’ll just go to the restroom real quick. Hogekawa and Shumi can go ahead.”

 ”Yeah, got it. So, what about Kaede-senpai?”

 ”Ah, then… why don’t we go to the fifth floor? I need to buy something for work. I want to get a letter set.”

 ”OK I was thinking of buying that too.”

 I sent a mail to Hagetoru and took the escalator down to the fifth floor, entering a stationery shop.

 ”The Beryl collaboration letter set is over here.”

 ””Ah, so cute!””

 Kaede-senpai and I coincidentally exclaimed at the same time.

 The Beryl collaboration letter set had 5 patterns, including 4 for each of us and one for all the Beryl members.

 I was impressed by the colors of the 5 products’ packaging.

 BERYL… maybe… yeah, I’ll keep this hypothesis to myself for now.

 ”Thank you.”

 I bought 10 sets of Aqua, and Kaede-senpai bought one set for herself and 5 more sets of Aqua, as well as one of each of the remaining types.

 After Kaede-senpai and I left the store, we went to the rooftop garden to wait for Hagetoru to return. Ah, I should send a mail saying we’re waiting… yeah, that’s good.

 ”So, Kaede-senpai, you’re really good at writing letters and stuff, huh?”

 ”Ah, yeah. My demonic boss is thinking about my future, so I’m practicing writing letters from now on…”

 That’s so you, isn’t it?… And, I think Announcer Onidzuka is pretty kind, but…

 Because with the breadth of Kaede-senpai’s circle of friends, I think it’s better to send a proper letter.

 ”I mean, if it’s about the meaning, I’ll join in on the letter-writing practice too. And, you know, Hagetoru is incredibly skilled at writing, and can even write letters for overseas, so I think she’d be a great practice partner.”

 ”What? Hagetoru?! You’re kidding, right?!”

 Yeah. It might be unexpected, but Hagetoru is actually the top aristocrat in this country.

 And since she’s Mary, her language skills are perfect, too. I’m more worried about Kaede-senpai being Mary’s special student and getting called “Hogeglish” or “Morikawa’s Power Language” on the bulletin board.

 Well, I guess that’s true. I can read and write, but speaking is a different story…

 Anyway, that’s okay, I suppose. After all, Kaede-senpai is popular for her “Hogeglish” even among the Stars…

 ”Sorry, sorry, I kept you waiting. There are a lot of idiots taking a big poop in the restroom, and it’s super crowded…”

 ”Shumi… I don’t want to believe that this guy is an aristocrat in our country…”

 ”Ah, yeah, sorry about that, Kaede-senpai. And Hagetoru, girls shouldn’t speak in loud voices, you know…”

 ”Got it, got it. But is Hogekawa really okay with just chillin’ here?”

 Kaede-senpai and I exchanged glances and tilted our heads.

 ”Oh, and your program starts in 30 minutes, right? I was watching TV on my phone during the wait, and Announcer Onidzuka was reading the news with an amazing face.”

 ”Waaaahhhhhh!”

 Kaede-senpai jumped up from the bench and made a mad dash towards the stairs.

 ”Is it okay, though?”

 ”It’s fine, it’s fine. Hogekawa’s legs can make it in 20 minutes, which is faster than taking a taxi.”

 You’ve got to be kidding me… I thought, but considering the traffic lights and congestion, running might actually be faster.

 ”Well, I guess we should head back too, since it’s almost lunchtime.”

 ”Okay!”

 Hagetoru and I picked up our luggage and took a taxi back to our apartment.

 On the way, I was worried about Kaede-senpai, so I checked the bulletin board, but it seemed like the program had already started.

 However, it looked like she was sweating a lot on TV, and the bulletin board was buzzing with excitement again because of that.

 ”Welcome back, milady.”

 ”I’m back.”

 I handed my lunchbox over to Pegonia and spread out the goods I bought in my room.

 Hehehe, when I first came here, Aqua even suggested we share a room, but I really need a room to relax with my goods. Plus, when Aqua is with other girls, it’s better if I’m not around, so I think it’s good that we have separate rooms. Even so, as long as Aqua’s work isn’t too late, we still sleep together in Aqua’s room at night.

 ”I’m back! Oh, is that the lunchbox I came up with?!”

 Ah, Aqua’s back!

 I sent an email to Emily-senpai and grandmother to let them know Aqua was back, and then I quickly put away the goods I bought at Fuji.

 Hehe, today we can have lunch together with 5 people, and it’s so exciting

 Honestly, every day has been crazy and fun since I married Aqua.

 I left my room, feeling upbeat and energetic as I went down the stairs.

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 By the way, Hagetoru only has blonde hair when she’s in Saint Emily mode or in disguise.

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