Male Idol Extra 45

Chapter 45 Bulletin Board User, First Offline Meet-Up

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Edited by: Kanaa-senpai

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 I’m just one of the many users on the bulletin board.

 Today, it seems there’s an offline meet-up with the people from the Shirogane Aqua thread.

 So, I’ve decided to join my very first offline meet-up.

 ”What about Shumi?”

 ”Die!”

 ”Alright, you can pass!!”

 It looks like there’s a password check at the entrance.

 The girl behind me was saying ‘Great victory,’ but she got kicked out by some scary big sisters.

 I sighed in relief, glad I didn’t mess up.

 ”Please proceed inside.”

 I was guided by a masked lady, and I went through the door to the venue in the basement.

 Like me, everyone here was wearing some kind of mask to hide their identity.

 Yes, we are nameless bulletin board users, and it’s a no-no to pry into each other’s identities.

 ”Please go inside.”

 Wow! As I moved further in, it looked like a masked ball.

 But instead of medieval masks, everyone was wearing those Heaven’s Sword masks you buy at festivals. Some people were even in full Heaven’s Sword cosplay.

 Still, as expected from the residents of the Shirogane Aqua thread, there were a lot of girls with big breasts and revealing outfits.

 Especially that lady who looked like a noblewoman; she was quite impressive.

 ”Everyone, please maintain decorum.”

 It’s a joke that the one saying this has a body that looks like a violation of decorum.

 I thought she was just like some Kokucho Agewa politician.

 ”Hello, I’m 215, who quit my job at the city princess thread 1961.”

 ”Wait, you really quit…?”

 ”I’m the one who stopped Shumi’s milestone at the cafe princess thread 237.”

 ”Hey, is that you from back then!!”

 ”Shirogane Aqua thread 753, post 425.”

 ”I remember, I remember. You’re the sister who said your little sister wanted to become a Server!”

 Wow! As expected from this offline meeting of the bulletin board members. Only famous people are here.

 Among them, one woman caught my eye.

 ”Uh, um, Deka-onna, that’s definitely Nee-san.”

 ”It’s easy to tell because she’s wearing the Heaven’s Sword mask.”

 ”Just as expected from the Verification Team, their aura and combat power are on a whole different level from us mob characters.”

 ”The pressure is different, right? To the Verification Team, we’re like trash with a combat power of only 5.”

 I nodded along to what the person next to me said.

 Looking closely, Nee-san in a suit had an armband that said “Offline Meeting Staff.”

 Thank you for your hard work….

 I decided to head to the bar counter to get a drink.

 ”What would you like?”

 ”Hmm, what should I get?”

 Since I’m here, maybe I’ll have some alcohol….

 ”For the alcohol menu, I recommend the Aqua in the Beryl.”

 ”Okay, I’ll have that.”

 ”Got it! Please wait a moment!”

 The bartender had a vibe like a ramen shop lady.

 I was a bit worried, but her skills were definitely impressive.

 ”Hey, here you go!”

 ”Wow!”

 A really beautiful cocktail with a blue layer and a green layer was served.

 On top of that, something was sparkling and it looked amazing!

 ”The base is sake and Stars gin, colored with blue curaçao and peppermint liqueur, with a secret ingredient of eggplant extract and a bit of udon broth added for a unique touch. Enjoy some Morinaga biscuits as a snack.”

 Eggplant extract in udon broth!? I-I wonder if that’s okay. I suddenly feel really anxious.

 But, since I’m here, I decide to take a sip of the glass.

 ”Whoa.”

 Delicious!

 The smooth sake and sharp gin, combined with the comforting broth, is exciting, but the mysterious herb on this cocktail is refreshing and nice. Honestly, I’m not sure about the eggplant.

 I sip from my glass while munching on some biscuits.

 ”Is there anything else?”

 ”Well, the next popular one is the ‘Married Woman’s Shumi,’ which looks sophisticated but has a sweet milk flavor for a childlike taste. There’s also the ‘Junk Wild Hogemartini’ that looks fancy, and the ’92 Tonic’ made with fresh Seijo Energy drink, plus a hidden menu item called ‘On*ni Mint HageDoll’ based on mint.”

 That sounds like a total Verification Team!

 I can’t help but blurt it out.

 Huh? Did you really get permission from the Verification Team? No way…

 ”Ahhh, I’m weak with alcohol, but I want to try them all…”

 ”Um, I’m also weak with alcohol, but if you want, we can order together and share?”

 ”Oh, then I’ll join too!”

 ”Me too, me too!”

 I order one of each with the older girls nearby and we share drinks.

 Mmm, they’re all delicious!

 Feeling a bit tipsy, I start wandering around the venue.

 ”Now, I’ll show you Kenzaki’s transformation from Episode 6. Henshin!!”

 ”Nice!”

 ”Next, I’ll do Kenzaki’s spatula imitation that teased Kamishiro when I worked at the burger shop!!”

 ”That’s a perfect copy!!”

 Wow, the community near the stage was really hyped up with Heaven’s Sword.

 I watch Kenzaki’s little skit show with everyone.

 Oh, there are seats on the second floor too. I wonder what’s happening over there? I can hear a deep bass sound coming from that direction.

 Drawn in by the sound, I head up to the second floor and see a green-haired girl DJing.

 ”Alright, let’s go to the next song!!”

 Wow, she’s DJing to a Beryl song! This is awesome!!

 As I’m dancing happily, people in front of me are taking pictures of the girl and posting them on social media with the local Inko tag.

 Ah, I definitely thought her hair color and way of speaking were just like Inko.

 Wait, wasn’t taking pictures not allowed? Oh, I guess it’s okay in this area. Got it.

 ”Inko──!”

 ”Play the otome game──!”

 From the excited audience, someone shouts for her to play an otome game.

 In response, the DJ plays a Beryl song that’s also the theme song for an otome game.

 Oh, she really knows what she’s doing!

 The audience’s energy reaches its peak.

 ”Good job, good job!”

 Phew, maybe it’s because I had some alcohol, but I got way more excited than I thought I would.

 Feeling high, I go back to the first floor to cool down my heated body and sober up.

 ”I’m going to do a one-man show!!”

 Oh, someone is performing a party trick on the stage where Kenzaki was doing his impersonation.

 Wait, looking closely, that’s not just a party trick level.

 And with that physical ability, that’s definitely….

 ”That’s got to be Morikawa.”

 ”Shh! Say Chinsuki.”

 ”No, no, we shouldn’t let it slip since it’s supposed to be anonymous…”

 ”Just do it! Let’s all pretend we didn’t notice!!”

 Ah, what a kind world this is.

 A warm and gentle world spreads out here!!

 I am moved to tears.

 ”Here’s some grass-infused water to help you relax!”

 Oh, it’s the bartender lady from earlier.

 I take the water from her.

 Now that I look closely, this lady has a really sexy body too.

 As expected from the residents of the Shirogane Aqua thread. There are sexy women everywhere.

 ”Hey? Is Hagetoru here?”

 ”Uh, I don’t know?”

 ”Honestly, there are so many sexy women that I can’t tell who Hagetoru is…!”

 I nod along while listening to the conversations of the ladies nearby.

 I wonder where Hagetoru is. I thought maybe I could meet them, but it seems like I was being too optimistic.

 ”Here’s your second cup!”

 ”Thank you very much!”

 I take the second glass of water from the lady.

 This water with grass that looks like it could grow in the mountains is really delicious!

 Once you drink it, you get hooked on the taste.

 As I drink my second cup, a group of 3 ladies passes by me.

 ”Geez, you’re late!”

 ”Sorry, sorry! I got the date wrong and was taking a bath.”

 ”You always pick the worst times to take a bath…”

 Huh? Could it be Bath-neki? That means the ones next to me are Fuji Department Store-neki and Lip-reading expert Neki!?

 Wait, no, no. I remember the rule that says I shouldn’t pry into the participants.

 On the opposite side, for some reason, a heated debate was happening.

 ”It’s definitely Makishima!”

 ”No way, it can’t be Makishima!!”

 Ah, they’re still arguing about Makishima, huh.

 Shumi seemed to react negatively, and Makishima is divided into those who find it too stimulating and those who can’t handle it.

 I don’t mind either way with Aqua-kun, but I can understand why some people might struggle with it, so I can’t really say much.

 ”Hey, hey, which Aqua-kun do you like?”

 ”Yuujin-sama!”

 I fist-bumped the big sister who called out to me.

 It seems like she’s one of my friends.

 Yuujin-sama is definitely the best!

 ”Oh, you all like Yuujin-sama, huh?”

 ”Come over here!”

 Wow, I’m surrounded by Yuujin-sama fans… Big Sisters.

 At first, I was a bit scared, but these Big Sisters are all so elegant and really nice to me.

 ”Ah!”

 I was having so much fun talking that I spilled the water from my glass.

 As I was wondering what to do, a girl in a maid outfit rushed over.

 ”I’ll clean it up right away!”

 ”Thank you! I’m sorry!”

 Wait!? Looking closely, the maid girl isn’t wearing a mask but has a tablet attached to her face!

 And that smiley face, I’ve seen it somewhere with Saba-chan!?

 Ah, could it be a Saba-chan cosplay?

 Wow, this is definitely the Shirogane Aqua thread.

 There are all kinds of people here. I thank the maid girl again.

 ”Hey, by the way, about the latest volume of No-rin…”

 ”Oh, that scene, right?”

 Huh? When the big sisters started talking about Nourin, one of them suddenly got really stiff.

 Is she okay? I’m getting smaller and smaller between the two tall big sisters.

 ”I had a great time today. Thank you for putting up with our talk.”

 ”No, no, thank you for the fun time!”

 Hoo, now that I’m sober, I guess it’s time to head home.

 I walk towards the reception at the entrance.

 Then, I see a girl who looks like a high school or middle school student being stopped at the reception.

 ”Excuse me, but middle school students can’t…”

 ”I just entered high school this April, though?”

 ”Either way, it’s too late. If you had come a bit earlier, it would have been fine, but you need a guardian at this time.”

 ”Grrr!”

 Oh dear, that’s too bad.

 I approach the girl dressed in a “landmine” style.

 ”If it’s just for a little while, I can be your guardian and we can go in together?”

 ”R… really?”

 ”Of course!”

 To be honest, I wanted to stay in that space a little longer too.

 When I hear her story, I find out she’s member number 1, the famous 616!

 I was so surprised when I saw her membership card that I almost fell over.

 Wow, she’s a super famous person!! Plus, she’s still in high school. How cool!

 ”Look, they have regular juice on the menu too, so let’s order something.”

 ”Okay!”

 Hehe, she’s so cute.

 It was a shame I couldn’t meet Hagetoru or Shumi, but I enjoyed chatting with 616, the fan of Yuujin, and the bartender until the event ended.

 At the end of the event, a post about Shumi being stopped at the reception was displayed on the screen set up on stage, and everyone burst out laughing.

 473 Verification Team *010meTA473

 The password is, isn’t Shumi-chan, great victory!?

 721 Verification Team *07218KADO6

 >>473

 pgr!

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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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