Male Idol Extra 47

Chapter 47 Bulletin Board, April Fools

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[April 1] Thread about Shirogane Aqua-sama part999999999999 [April Fools]

1 774 *Hi-P3erver

The server is down.

3 Anonymous

>>1

Liar.

5 Anonymous

>>1

Liar.

10 Anonymous

Breaking news, Prime Minister Habu resigns!!

13 Anonymous

>>10

I had a feeling this would happen someday.

16 Anonymous

>>10

Embezzlement!? Corruption!?

19 Anonymous

>>16

It seems he committed a lewd act by pressing her chest against Congressman Kokucho’s chest.

23 Anonymous

>>19

That’s definitely not okay.

25 Anonymous

>>19

That’s a pretty lame crime, lol.

28 Anonymous

>>19

It would be embarrassing if the Prime Minister of my country resigned for something like this.

Did your country’s Prime Minister really get fired for that? People would probably laugh.

33 Anonymous

>>28

Hey, stop picking on Shumi!

35 Anonymous

>>28

It’s better than the Stars that fell because of udon.

39 Anonymous

>>35

*This is an April Fools thread.

Let’s not talk about real events.

42 Anonymous

>>39

Stop, I’m a naturalized citizen from Stars, and that really hits hard…

46 Anonymous

It’s funny how udon has become a trauma for the Stars people, lol.

50 Anonymous

Sad news, our Aqua-sama could get arrested for public indecency just by existing.

54 Anonymous

>>50

That’s true.

55 Anonymous

>>50

※This is an April Fools’ thread.

Let’s stop talking about real things.

58 Anonymous

>>55

LOL

61 Anonymous

Even if it’s April Fools’, I wish I could have s*x with Aqua-sama.

66 Anonymous

>>61

That’s true.

69 Anonymous

>>61

Everyone thinks that.

73 Verification Team *ZUN08KADO6

Are you guys still saying stuff like that?

Please grow up a little.

77 Anonymous

>>73

Who? LOL

79 Anonymous

>>73

Imposter!?

83 Verification Team *ZUN08KADO6

Geez, the M*turbate Hagetoru you knew is gone.

From today, please call me Brain Hagetoru.

88 Anonymous

>>83

The term Brain Hagetoru already sounds dumb.

92 Anonymous

>>88

LOL LMAO

97 Anonymous

I just got a real news update!!

99 Anonymous

Morikawa Kaede with a serious face on the national broadcaster!!

104 Anonymous

>>99

A serious Morikawa feels like an April Fools’ joke itself, LOL.

109 Anonymous

>>104

It’s sad that she’s just doing her job seriously, LMAO.

115 Anonymous

Shirogane Aqua and Kohina Yukari are getting married!?

117 Anonymous

Huh!?

120 Anonymous

It’s a festival, a festival!!

122 Anonymous

This isn’t the time for April Fools’ jokes!!

125 Anonymous

Huh? Just a normal congratulations?

128 Anonymous

>>125

Well, of course.

131 Anonymous

I actually think they look good together.

137 Anonymous

Breaking news on Fuji TV!

142 Anonymous

>>137

Is this for real?

145 Anonymous

>>137

I thought it was a lie, but it’s true, LMAO.

149 Anonymous

Fuji’s breaking news: Shirogane Aqua and Tsukimachi Ayana are in a romantic relationship!?

They were caught coming out of a government-approved love hotel early in the morning!?

154 Anonymous

>>149

LOL, that’s hilarious, LMAO.

159 Anonymous

Other TV stations are also reporting: Shirogane Aqua caught coming home in the morning, Shirogane Aqua caught in an affair with a married woman, wild drinking party at midnight, and taking a rookie actress home, it’s so funny, LOL

163 Anonymous

>>159

On the day all that was revealed, Aqua-sama was filming for Stars.

167 Anonymous

>>163

Okay, let’s wrap this up.

170 Anonymous

>>163

That makes sense if you think about it.

174 Anonymous

I told you so. The moment Morikawa had a serious face, it was obviously an April Fool’s joke.

177 Anonymous

>>174

LOL, that’s funny, LMAO.

182 Anonymous

Wait, Kohina Yukari is actually wearing a white kimono and a wedding dress!?

185 Anonymous

>>182

What!?

188 Anonymous

>>182

So that means it’s real.

192 Anonymous

It’s ridiculous to think that she can’t get married even though she’s wearing a wedding dress or a white kimono.

Even if this is an April Fool’s joke, Aqua-sama will take responsibility, right?

196 Anonymous

>>192

Yeah, for sure.

200 Anonymous

>>192

That’s right. Aqua-sama should take responsibility!

204 Anonymous

>>192>>196>>200

LOL, you guys are trying to make Aqua-sama take the blame.

211 Anonymous

Breaking news, it’s confirmed that Shirogane Aqua-san has to take care of Kohina Yukari for the rest of his life.

215 Anonymous

>>211

Poor Aqua-sama.

218 Anonymous

Breaking, the headquarters of Beyond Productions has been crushed by the stomping of Great Kaiju Yukari-gon.

222 Anonymous

>>218

LOL.

224 Anonymous

>>218

I checked Beyond Productions’ official social media, and it’s actually true!

I wonder if they made a diorama.

227 Anonymous

>>224

Look at the upper right corner of the image.

Production: Shirogane Kotono

Assistance: Other Wives

Original Idea: Shirogane Aqua

231 Anonymous

>>227

What’s Nee-san doing? LOL.

234 Anonymous

>>227

Wow, they look like they’re having so much fun!

238 Anonymous

>>227

It’s so nice to see the wives getting along and having a good time together.

241 Anonymous

She married the coolest guy in the world, lives with him after marriage, eats meals with him every day, goes on dates, and has a proper physical relationship.

On top of that, the wives get along well, they watch dramas, anime, and streams together, engage in otaku talks, play-act with Heavens’ Sword, do cosplay together, and have fun making dioramas and plastic models. It’s the best.

247 Anonymous

>>241

I’m not asking for the luxury of becoming Aqua-sama’s wife, but can I just join in on the latter half of that?

252 Anonymous

>>241

I thought this was an April Fool’s joke, but it’s real!

254 Anonymous

>>241

*This is an April Fool’s thread.

Let’s not talk about real-life events here.

256 Anonymous

>>247

No, it’s really like that.

259 Anonymous

>>247

The reasons why Hakuryuu-sensei doesn’t live with them:

1. Because she can’t relax if she’s with Aqua-sama 24/7.

2. Because she would play with the wives forever and wouldn’t get any work done.

There’s a photo of Sensei painting on her social media.

263 Anonymous

>>259

I understand, Sensei.

266 Anonymous

>>259

LOL, the editor commented that they were surprised to see Sensei looking more serious when painting than when writing.

270 Anonymous

>>266

Sensei, run!

273 Anonymous

Kohina Yukari’s official social media has turned into Kokuma Yukari, LOL.

279 Anonymous

The illustration of Kokuma Yukari being caught by Aa-sama’s fishing rod is cute!

Wait, upon closer inspection, it also says that the original idea is by Shirogane Aqua and the art is by Nene Nene.

284 Anonymous

>>279

Looks like it’s going to become a meme lol

289 Anonymous

A summary of people playing on social media

Kohina Yukari → Kokuma (Little Bear) Yukari.

Shirogane Aqua @BERYL → Shirogane Aqua @Comedian.

Tenga Akira @BERYL → Kamishiro Hajime @Poison Chalice.

Nekoyama Toa @BERYL ←→ Nekoyama Subaru @Milk Dipper, currently doing a name swap roleplay.

Mayuzumi Shintaro @BERYL → Hello, this is Mayuzumi Shintaro’s glasses (the real ones).

Shirogane Kanon → Married woman Shumi.

Morikawa Kaede @national broadcaster’s smart and beautiful announcer → Hogekawa Kaede @Hogewave Institute Honorary Researcher.

Prime Minister Habu Chiyoko → Habu Chiyoko @Unemployed Yay.

294 Anonymous

>>289

Toa-chan’s name swap roleplay is confusing Aqua-tan, lol.

298 Anonymous

>>294

Alright, good job!!

302 Anonymous

>>294

This looks like it will be fun for Toa and Aqua.

306 Anonymous

>>289

Married woman Shumi is bad, LOL.

Hurry and change it back before Aqua-sama notices, LMAO.

310 Anonymous

>>289

Mayushin-kun is going too far, lol.

315 Anonymous

Shirogane Aqua-san is properly uploading funny videos, lol.

320 Anonymous

Heavens Sword officially announced Hongou Hiroko as the new Driver, lol.

But it’s amazing that they even made a transformation scene.

323 Anonymous

>>320

Prototype Heaven’s Sword’s suit was being reused, lol.

328 Anonymous

Breaking news, Rina and Sayuki are releasing Kazuya, who they had locked up.

It’s official from Yuu-onii.

333 Anonymous

>>328

Isn’t that big news, lol?

336 Anonymous

>>328

Has the great incident of the century finally been solved, LMAO?

341 Anonymous

Breaking news, Kamonohashi-san has hair growing.

346 Anonymous

>>341

What are you doing…?

Oh wait, is this Tsuwabuki-san’s prank, lol?

350 Anonymous

>>341

Kamonohashi-san looks cooler with a skinhead, so no hair is better.

353 Anonymous

>>289

Is it possible that no one has noticed this?

Yukishiro Emily → RamenHagetoru@YukishiroEmily

Saint Emily → YukishiroEmily@SaintEmily

Ramen Hagetoru → SaintEmily@RamenHagetoru

359 Anonymous

>>353

Huh!?

362 Anonymous

>>353

Hey, hey, jokes on April Fool’s… huh?

367 Anonymous

>>353

What are these people doing, LMAO?

371 Anonymous

>>353

Sorry. For a moment, Morikawa had a really simple face.

379 Anonymous

SaintEmily@RamenHagetoru

Thou shall love mas***bation.

SaintEmily@RamenHagetoru

Starting tomorrow, instead of worship, I will mas***bate.

383 Anonymous

>>379

Hagetoru seems like she might get killed by the followers, lol.

388 Anonymous

>>379>>383

Hagetoru, are you gonna die, lol?

393 Anonymous

RamenHagetoru@YukishiroEmily

Guhehe, is this the naughty internet?

399 Anonymous

>>393

Emily-sama, your expectations for Hagetoru are way too high.

402 Anonymous

>>393

Emily-sama is the type who gets jokes, right?

She looks amazing, so it’s a bit intimidating, but she’s really friendly.

406 Anonymous

>>393

She totally feels like an actress.

Even pretending to be Hagetoru would work fine.

408 Anonymous

>>393

Udon Man

I’m here!!

Aqua-sama is trying to interact with a sub account.

The fans totally know it’s him, though.

411 Anonymous

>>408

That’s what makes it cute, right?

413 Anonymous

>>408

Isn’t it super cute when a guy thinks he’s not being noticed?

417 Anonymous

>>413

I get it. It makes me smile.

422 Anonymous

I found this too!!

Married Woman Shumi

What should a married woman do in the afternoon?

Udon Man

I think you should post some naughty pictures!

But, um, it’s better not to make them public, so please send them just to me.

426 Anonymous

>>422

This couple really looks like they’re having fun, lol.

429 Anonymous

>>426

I’m glad to see them having fun, lol.

433 Anonymous

Watching Shumi and Aqua-sama, they really seem to be on the same level.

437 Anonymous

Hey, Morikawa just destroyed the table at the news anchor desk!

442 Anonymous

>>437

No way, really? lol

445 Anonymous

>>437

*This is an April Fool’s thread.

Let’s stop talking about real things.*

450 Anonymous

Just tapping the manuscript paper and breaking it is totally an April Fool’s joke if you think about it!!

454 Anonymous

>>450

I laughed when the caption said it wasn’t an April Fool’s joke, it was real!

458 Anonymous

Morikawa was the most confused about her own power when he broke it, lol.

462 Anonymous

>>458

Dude, you should get used to your own power, lol.

467 Anonymous

“Get used to your own power” is such a powerful phrase, LMAO.

471 Anonymous

Morikawa’s existence itself is an April Fool’s joke.

476 Anonymous

>>471

That’s hilarious, LOL.

480 Anonymous

For all we know, Aqua-sama’s existence might also be an April Fool’s joke.

484 Anonymous

>>480

Totally relatable.

492 Anonymous

Breaking news, “No-rin,” new volume released!!

498 Anonymous

>>492

You just made me mad.

501 Anonymous

>>492

I think there are good lies and bad lies in this world.

509 492

>>498>>501

I’m sorry.

515 Anonymous

>>509

As long as you understand.

517 Anonymous

Breaking news, the new “No-rin” volume is real.

522 Anonymous

>>517

So that joke was from earlier… wait!?

524 Anonymous

>>517

What!?

528 Anonymous

>>492

I’m so sorry!!

531 Verification Team *7102mTA473

New Nō-rin release, yay!

536 Anonymous

>>531

Married woman Shumi, LMAO.

539 Anonymous

>>531

Seeing married Shumi happy makes me smile too.

542 Hakuryuu *XQshotacon

Huh? Wait, isn’t it okay to lie on April Fool’s?

547 Anonymous

>>542

Oh no.

550 Anonymous

>>542

>>501, right?

555 Anonymous

>>542

Is it okay for Sensei to make Shumi sad?

559 Anonymous

>>555

Please stop that, LOL.

562 Anonymous

>>542

Sensei, lies can cause real problems, you know?

568 Anonymous

This is the editor. Sensei has locked herself in to write.

573 Anonymous

>>568

Yay!

575 Anonymous

>>568

Sensei, it’s fine even if it’s a lie, you know? lol

579 Anonymous

>>568

Sensei, do your best.

582 Anonymous

A woman who makes lies real, Hakuryuu Aiko.

586 Anonymous

>>582

Is this what they call a kind lie?

593 Anonymous

>>586

I feel like it’s a bit different, but okay!!

597 Anonymous

Sensei, please don’t overdo it.

602 Verification Team *THiMPOsuki

Huh? Is something off with me?

606 Anonymous

>>602

What even is Timposuki, lol?

610 Anonymous

>>602

I always thought it would eventually get taken down because of the name.

615 Verification Team *ZUN08KADO6

>>602

This is because the movement of the sun has activated, causing the Hogewave to amplify more than usual.

First, wrap some aluminum foil around your head and write “nasanasifu” in the name field.

619 Anonymous

>>615

Hey, stop it!

621 Anonymous

>>615

You’re ridiculous, LOL.

625 Anonymous

Come on, there’s no way the veterans on a board like Verification Team would fall for that.

628 xxx.xxx.kokueihousou.xx.xx

>>615

Is this how you do it?

633 Anonymous

>>628

No way, you’re kidding, right? LOL.

637 Anonymous

>>628

It’s okay, we didn’t see anything!

641 Anonymous

Ugh, this crazy Hoge-lar Wave is giving me a headache.

645 Verification Team*ZUN08KADO6

>>628

Sorry about that.

652 Anonymous

>>645

LOL, a real apology from Hagetoru is hilarious.

657 Anonymous

More importantly, when I opened Beryl Entertainment’s website, it turned into Udon Entertainment! LOL.

663 Anonymous

>>652

That’s so true! LOL.

668 Anonymous

>>657

I laughed when I saw the artists listed as noodle-making professionals!

673 Anonymous

>>668

One of them, Tenga Akira, is a soba-making professional!

678 Anonymous

>>672

Look closely!

Emily-sama is also the owner of a ramen shop!

682 Anonymous

When I went to the HP, Tama-chan and Shiro-kun were singing the udon theme, lol.

689 Anonymous

What’s with the office to train the next generation of udon chefs, lol?

693 Anonymous

To dye the whole world in udon broth color. Udon Entertainment, LMAO.

701 Anonymous

>>693

Stars, “stop it.”

703 Anonymous

>>693

There’s actually a country where the flag color turned udon color. It’s called Stars…

708 Anonymous

I like how everyone’s photos look like they’re real chefs.

712 Anonymous

Toa-chan looks cute like the poster girl for the udon shop!!

Also, I laughed when Mayuzumi-kun was holding udon with a big smile, surprisingly into the pun, lol.

717 Anonymous

>>712

Mayuzumi-kun can officially keep this.

The face he made in the early photos was something else, but this cheerful smile is the best, right?

721 Anonymous

The fact that they always take their jokes seriously is so Beryl-like or Aqua-kun-like.

They never compromise on joking around, lol.

726 Anonymous

More importantly, you should check out Ayana-chan, Lapis-chan, and Kukuri-sama’s social media.

Their posts about getting bigger breasts are so nostalgic.

731 Anonymous

>>726

Ugh…!

734 Anonymous

>>726

Lapis-chan, I think you’ll be right up Aqua-sama’s alley when you grow up to be a big, mature older sister like your sister and mom.

738 Anonymous

>>726

This person is everywhere.

Udon-man

I can’t tell without seeing it live, so I’m going to check it out now!!

742 Anonymous

>>738

That’s what tickles the older sister’s heart about Aqua-sama.

746 Anonymous

>>738

Watching Aqu-tan, I think it’s best for boys to be straightforward.

751 Anonymous

Aqua-sama is a man who can turn even lies into reality.

He’ll definitely fondle and nurture all three of them.

754 Verification Team *ZUN08KADO6

Monde Ooki Kunaru Theory, Ona-Nee Hakadoru Theory.

It is said that a woman’s breasts will grow if they are properly fondled.

Initially, this theory was limited to the person fondling the breasts being a person of the opposite sex with whom the fondler had affection. However, through experiments with the subject Otome no Tashinami, it was confirmed that breasts can grow regardless of gender.

Furthermore, it was discovered that affection and dislike are merely one of the spices, and what’s important is to make the partner feel so good that their crotch gets soaking wet and their nipples get hard.

762 Anonymous

>>754

Stop saying really stupid things in a smart way, LOL.

767 Anonymous

>>754

Wow, that’s educational.

772 Anonymous

>>754

This is a study that makes you want to study.

777 Anonymous

Breaking news, Morinaga is holding a spring biscuit festival.

783 Anonymous

>>777

Is that a lie?

792 Anonymous

>>783

It’s true….

796 Anonymous

Whoa! Those hellish days are coming back, our Biscuit Carnival!

801 Anonymous

Breaking news, Shirogane Aqua and Nekoyama Toa are getting married!!

806 Anonymous

>>801

Whaaaaaat!

812 Anonymous

>>801

No way!?

817 Anonymous

>>801

Is the wedding venue here!?

822 Anonymous

Someone named Nyankosuki on the internet is freaking out, lol.

826 Anonymous

This is the emergency headquarters.

Aqtoa, please do not call an ambulance for the Toa-Aqua patient.

Even if you feel a strong heartbeat, it doesn’t mean there’s immediate health damage, so please calm down first.

831 Anonymous

Sorry. It’s for that magazine project.

We just decided to do it for the Biscuit Campaign in that magazine.

839 Anonymous

>>831

I’m glad it’s just a magazine project…? Is that good?

843 Anonymous

Toa-chan in a wedding dress and Aqua-kun in a tuxedo on the cover? That’s going to be a battle for it….

848 Anonymous

>>843

I remember that hellish battle….

853 Anonymous

The magazine company is making sure you can reserve it, so they’re announcing that if you need it, definitely buy it by reservation.

859 Anonymous

>>853

I really appreciate that they’re making sure we can definitely get it.

865 Anonymous

>>859

Because if they don’t, there will be a riot.

871 Anonymous

Time-wise, was that the last April Fools’ joke?

876 Anonymous

Let’s also mention that the embassy of the Republic of Great Stars changed to the embassy of the Udon Empire.

People from Stars really love self-deprecating black humor, don’t they? lol

880 Anonymous

If you forgot to do an April Fools’ joke, make sure to do it~.

883 Anonymous

Should I talk about the new eggplant variety named Shirogane Eggplant?

887 Anonymous

>>883

Stop bringing up real topics that sound like jokes at the end, lol.

892 Anonymous

Alright, the deadline is now!

894 Anonymous

April Fools’ is over.

897 Verification Team*07218KADO6

Hehe, is this the naughty message board?

901 Anonymous

>>897

Stop suddenly acting dumb, lol.

904 Anonymous

Companies are starting to change their websites back all at once.

908 Verification Team *010meTA473

Everyone, did you save the April Fools’ joke images properly?

Don’t forget to save them.

912 Anonymous

>>908

Ah…

915 Anonymous

>>908

Oh no…

921 Verification Team *9n2SARETAi

>>912>>915

I’ll gather and upload the images later.

926 Anonymous

>>921

Thanks, Nee-san!

930 Anonymous

>>921

As expected, Nee-san is so capable.

934 Anonymous

Kohina Yukari, you can’t change your name back, that’s funny, lol.

939 Anonymous

>>934

Ah…

942 Anonymous

>>934

Wait a minute, I just realized, isn’t this a big problem for everyone?

948 Anonymous

>>942

It really is. Everyone has totally disappeared, lol.

953 Anonymous

RamenHagetoru@YukishiroEmily

From now on, I will live as Ramen Hagetoru.

959 Anonymous

>>953

Lol, that’s hilarious!

964 Verification Team *07218KADO6

When I asked the social media company to fix this, they got mad and told me to stop messing around.

Yukishiro Emily and Saint Emily didn’t get in trouble, though!!

969 Anonymous

>>964

That’s just the difference in how you usually act, lol.

972 Anonymous

>>964

I’m surprised you even know those 2.

That’s the biggest April Fool’s joke today, lol.

981 Anonymous

Breaking news, Ayana-chan, Lapis-chan, and Kukuri-chan have been labeled sensitive for having too much cleavage and got search banned.

985 Anonymous

>>981

Lol, that’s funny!

988 Anonymous

>>981

Aa-sama, go comfort them by giving their chests a squeeze right now!

992 Anonymous

>>988

Meanwhile, Aqua-sama got banned for harassment on his alt account.

Asking his wife if she sells used underwear was not a good idea. Seriously, just ask her directly! Don’t try to buy your wife’s used underwear on social media!!

997 Anonymous

>>992

The fact that this isn’t an April Fool’s joke but just a normal day is really funny, lol.

999 Anonymous

>>997

Today is peaceful here too.

1000 Anonymous

If it’s 1000, I hope these funny days like April Fools’ will keep going forever!!

1001 3510 *ULTi-Hi-P3

Hey everyone, did you enjoy April Fools’ Day?

See you again next year!!

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