Male Idol V13c138

Volume 13 Chapter 138 Shirogane Aqua, Victim’s Club

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Edited by: Kanaa-senpai

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 At first, I heard it was just an event where I would be pampered, but before I knew it, it had turned into an event called the Shirogane Aqua Victim’s Club.

 I think to myself, what am I even saying? I really don’t get it.

 ”Okay, so! Today, I’ve gathered a lot of victim stories. Please look at the monitor behind us!!”

 ”Victim stories!?”

 I stare in shock at the large monitor behind me.

 ”First, here’s our first victim!!”

 A photo of Ayana’s face appears on the monitor.

 She’s a member of the top idol group E, T.A-san… Seriously, there’s no hiding it!!

 ”Um, T.A-san, is it okay if we start?”

 ”Yes.”

 Huh? Doesn’t Ayana’s voice sound a bit strange?

 It’s like she’s a suspect on a police reality show.

 Wait, I just noticed there’s a mysterious booth on stage now.

 ”Um, to protect the victim’s privacy, we’ve set up a special booth with a blindfold on stage.”

 ”No, no, there’s no need for that! Anyone can tell it’s Ayana!!”

 My comment and Kaede’s confused face get a big laugh from the audience.

 ”No, no, what are you talking about? More importantly, T.A-san, please make your accusation!!”

 ”Ah, okay.”

 Hey, hey, hey. Did I do something!?

 Wait!? Could it be that Ayana secretly saw me checking her underwear before washing it!?

 Or is it about that time!? A year ago, when I touched Ayana’s chest because she had a fever in the abandoned school at midnight!?

 Ugh! At this point, I have no choice but to brace myself.

 I steeled myself and calmly turned my gaze toward Ayana.

 ”Um, well, it’s about that time we traveled together on the location bus…”

 ”Yeah, yeah.”

 Location bus? Did I do something on the location bus?

 …No, I can’t remember anything.

 Usually, when I’m in work mode, I don’t think I’d do anything weird, but since I can’t recall, I can’t be sure.

 Sexual harassment is all about how the other person feels, and if I crossed the line, then I’d be completely in the wrong.

 ”Aqua, who had been working hard, got tired and fell asleep in the middle of our conversation.”

 ”Oh! What happened next!?”

 Huh? The glass window that had been covered in a blurry mosaic suddenly turned back to normal.

 A loud cheer erupted from the audience as they saw Ayana’s bright red face inside.

 ”Before I knew it, Aqua’s head was on my shoulder.”

 ”””””Whoaaaa!”””””

 Ugh! Why was I sleeping during such a delicious event!?

 If I had been awake, I would have taken advantage of her sleeping and used Ayana as a pillow to touch her in various ways!!

 ”What happened next!?”

 Kaede leaned forward, excited.

 ”In that moment, I stopped breathing.”

 ”””””I get it!”””””

 ”I was wondering if it was okay to breathe.”

 ”””””I totally understand!!”””””

 ”So, um, until we arrived at the location, I tried to breathe as lightly as possible to hold on.”

 ”””””You did great!”””””

 Phew! I’m so glad.

 I helped with the physical measurements at school, and I think it would have been a million times worse if we talked about how I kept catching Ayana’s n**ples with the measuring tape when measuring her chest. Compared to that, this is nothing.

 That was really good. As the president of the All-Japan Breast Association, I’d like to go and help with the physical measurements even after graduation, not just next year, to investigate the actual state of young breasts and collect raw statistical data.

 I’ll go and talk to the school about it later.

 ”What do you think, judges?”

 ”That’s just sexual harassment.”

 Kohina-senpai presses the Guilty button repeatedly with a look of disbelief.

 ”What about you, Emily?”

 ”This is… not guilty, since I also got some benefits from it.”

 Kohina-senpai, sitting next to her, reaches out to press the Guilty button.

 Wait, wait, wait! That person over there is trying to cheat!

 ”Toa-chan, what do you think?”

 ”Everything Aqua does is guilty.”

 Toa’s words make everyone burst out laughing.

 Hey! Kohina-senpai, you’re nodding way too much!

 Damn it, this person is definitely enjoying the situation.

 ”What about you, Manager Nakano?”

 ”Umm… since I’m small, I’ve been used as a body pillow…”

 This is guilty.

 I approach Komachi with a serious expression and press the Guilty button myself.

 The audience applauds and cheers loudly in response to my honesty.

 ”I think your honesty is great.”

 If you think so, Kohina-senpai, please stop laughing hysterically while holding your stomach!

 ”What do you all in the audience think?”

 It seems like buttons for the audience to vote have been distributed beforehand.

 The guilty counter on the big screen surpassed the not guilty counter.

 ”Aqua-kun, the number of victims has increased to 2. Do you have anything to say?”

 ”Uh, Tsukimachi Ayana-san, Nakano Komachi-san, I’m really sorry!!”

 I bow my head slightly towards the two of them.

 This is definitely my fault. If I was awake and doing this, I wouldn’t be at fault, but being asleep is completely out of the question.

 Sexual harassment should only happen when both parties agree while awake. Being unable to help it is not an excuse.

 ”Um, actually, we have received similar accusations from J.M-san and K.F-san, who are in the same idol group. Please watch the VTR!”

 When the video on the large monitor switched, Maron-san, who seemed to be looking off to the side, appeared.

 Below her, there was a caption that read, “The voice changer is broken, so we’ll deliver her real voice.”

 No, that doesn’t make any sense at all…

 ”Well, I don’t think it’s just me… When I get greeted, he usually looks me in the eyes, but sometimes he greets my chest instead. What does that mean? At first, I thought it was because he founds it big and ugly, but it doesn’t seem like that… Is it okay to hope for something more?”

 Before Kohina-senpai could react, I pressed the guilty button that Kohina-senpai was holding.

 Kohina-senpai then started to repeatedly press the guilty button along with my hand.

 ’The other day, when I had the opening event for my shop in Hokkaido, I wore a bunny outfit and served customers while sitting on Aqua-sama’s lap. At that time, because of the tail, it was a bit uncomfortable, and I had to adjust my sitting position several times. Then, something hard kept pushing against my butt… Hmm, I wonder what that was? When I asked Maron-senpai, she turned bright red and didn’t tell me.’

 Okay, that’s a no-go!!

 When I pressed Kohina-senpai’s guilty button, she started pressing her button on top of mine.

 ”Jou Maron-san! Kurushima Fran-sama! I’m really sorry!!”

 I did a serious bow.

 The first half was still okay, but the second half was definitely a no-go.

 But honestly, I don’t think there’s a guy who wouldn’t get excited by that.

 ”How about everyone in the audience?”

 Kaede held the microphone out to the fans in the crowd.

 ”Maron-san, that’s great~!”

 ”You can greet my boobs as much as you want!”

 ”As expected of the erotic representative of the nightmare generation!”

 ”Yay! If Fran-chan can do it, then I have a chance too, right!?”

 ”Huh, big brother, so you’re into elementary school girls too?”

 ”Fran-chan, who seems to not really get it, is surprisingly super pure and cute…”

 ”Maron-san and I have the same boob size, and my daughter is the same age as Fran-chan… Wait!? Does this mean both mother and daughter can end up with Aqua-sama!?”

 Huh? Aren’t I going straight to the police?

 Surprisingly, there were 0 guilty votes, and everyone pressed not guilty.

 The only ones pressing the guilty button were me and Kohina-senpai.

 ”Okay, next up, please come forward!!”

 A photo of Toa doing a double peace sign appears on the big monitor.

 What’s going on? Is it just me, or does it look really wrong?

 ”Can you tell us the specific details of the incident, N.T from popular idol group B?”

 ”Well, um, the other day, I went to a lingerie shop to buy a bra for cross-dressing…”

 ”””””Ugyahhhhhhh!”””””

 I hear screams from the audience.

 The host, Kaede, and Emily are shocked, and for some reason, Ayana is leaning forward with sparkling eyes.

 This is bad.

 ”Wait, hold on!”

 Toa, that story is not good.

 I raise both hands in a surrender pose.

 Let’s calm down for a moment!

 ”Hmm, what should I do?”

 ”Just say it, go on──”

 I cover the mouth of my noisy senpai.

 Hey, can you be quiet? We’re talking about something important here!

 ”Toa, I’ll give you a day of my summer vacation. I’ll do whatever you say that day! How about that?”

 ”Well, I guess I can forgive you for that?”

 The negotiation is successful. I release Kohina-senpai and Toa and I shake hands firmly like men.

 ”Boo boo!”

 Hey! That’s a bit loud! Be quiet!!

 And stop hitting the guilty button!!

 ”Oh, by the way, at that time, I was picking out underwear with my classmates to see which one looked good, what happened with that, Aqua?”

 ”Of course, I bought it and gave it as a present!! And of course, to Sugita-sensei too!!”

 The other day, when I went to Sugita-sensei’s room, I saw that she was keeping something important, so I left a note saying, “Please use it properly! If it gets dirty, I’ll give you a new one!”

 I wonder if Sugita-sensei really looked at it?

 ”Back then, for some reason, you bought one for Shintaro too.”

 ”Yeah! When I gave it to him, he was super confused but really happy!!”

 I’m not clueless either. I made sure to give Shintaro a bra that was the same size as Awashima-san’s.

 As a guy, he should at least practice how to take off a bra for when the time comes.

 ”So, does that mean we’re at peace now, Toa?”

 ”Yes!”

 Phew… I somehow got through that tough spot and wiped the sweat from my forehead with my arm.

 I can’t let what happened in the fitting room get out to the public.

 ”Now, let’s watch the VTR from the other members.”

 Is there still more!?

 On the big monitor, Shintaro appeared wearing sunglasses instead of looking at the camera.

 ’I got a bra from Aqua the other day, but I still don’t understand what it means, and it’s bothering me. When I showed it to Awashima-san, she turned bright red after checking the size. What does this mean?’

 ”I’m sorry, Shintaro!!”

 I bowed my head toward the monitor.

 When the image on the monitor changed, Tenga-senpai appeared, hiding both eyes with his bangs.

 This is just too much of a joke, as you’d expect from a staff member from Berry Berry.

 ’I still haven’t received a bra!’

 Tenga-senpai bit his lip and shook his fists and shoulders in frustration.

 ”Senpai, let’s all go to a lingerie shop next time!!”

 I don’t even know what I’m saying, but if it makes Tenga-senpai cry, then going to a lingerie shop with 4 guys is better!!

 Fortunately, in this world, there are lingerie shops for men that are for cross-dressing and gifts!!

 I wave back at the big applause from the audience.

 So this is what winning feels like, no, it’s like being found not guilty.

 ”Also, we have a VTR from a guy outside the group.”

 The image on the monitor switches to Maruo.

 ’Aqua-san leaves adult magazines at my house every time he visits. Is it okay to throw them away?’

 You’re amazing….

 If you’re a guy, when you get adult magazines, there’s no choice but to use them, right!?

 The monitor shows the many adult magazines I’ve bought.

 I need to cover this up well. I put on a soft and gentle smile and turn to the camera.

 ”Maruo, listen up! We idols need to read those kinds of books to understand women better and study properly.”

 ”You just want to read them yourself, don’t you?”

 There! I won’t say who, but that’s annoying!!

 ”Ahem! Listen, Maruo, everything is a study!! So, take care of those magazines. In fact, you can read them until they’re worn out!! I’m sure there will come a time when it will be useful!”

 ”Here you go again, saying something vague. Yamada-kun, don’t be fooled by his vibe. This is how Shirogane Aqua operates.”

 I told you, it’s annoying!!

 I cover Kohina-senpai’s mouth with both hands.

 ”Alright, now that everything is settled, let’s bring out the next victim!”

 Is there still someone…?

 Kanon appears on the back monitor without any focus in her eyes.

 ”Yes, the next victim is Shirogane Kanon-san!”

 ’Hey! Why am I the only one without any focus, and my name is out in the open!? What about my privacy as a victim!? And if you look closely, I look a bit silly in that photo. This makes me look like a fool!!’

 Loud laughter erupts from the audience.

 This is totally Emily’s fault.

 It’s just a hunch, but I feel like I’m 100% right.

 ”Okay, okay, so what’s the damage?”

 ’Huh? Kaede-senpai and Emily-senpai seem really careless when it’s my turn, don’t they?’

 ”It’s just your imagination.”

 ”You’re overthinking it.”

 Kaede and Emily, sitting in their chairs, look as relaxed as if it’s break time.

 If you look closely, the people in the audience are also starting to mess around on their phones like it’s their break time.

 Everyone! Just a little more, please be nice to my Kanon!

 ’Actually, I went out a bit with Aqua the other day…’

 ”Wow, look at you bragging~.”

 ”Yeah, yeah. That’s great.”

 ’Come on!! You two, listen to the whole story properly!!’

 Kanon, pouting, is so cute that it warms the hearts of me and the fans in the audience.

 Kanon is just the best. I can relax knowing that whatever she reveals will probably be something cute.

 ”Come on, cheer up.”

 ’Then please listen to the whole story!’

 ”Okay, okay. We’re listening.”

 ’Really?’

 ”Really, really.”

 Saying that, Emily casually nods while fiddling with her phone.

 ’Hey! Right now, when I checked the stream, you were just using your phone, weren’t you?’

 ”Crap! I got caught!”

 ’Geezzz!’

 I wonder why. Watching Kanon and Emily’s back-and-forth feels like chewing on a piece of gum that never loses its flavor.

 After their usual stable exchange, Emily dramatically puts her phone down on the table.

 ”Next time, I’ll really listen.”

 ’There won’t be a next time, okay?’

 ”Yeah, yeah.”

 ’Well then, I’ll continue… Ahem. At that time, Aqua was really caring about me, and even though I’m not pregnant, he usually walks on the street side and is so nice…’

 Emily──! Stop looking at your phone!

 Listen to Kanon’s story properly!!

 ’So, Emily-senpai. Are you listening?’

 ”I’m listening, but does that story have a proper twist?”

 ’Um, before I went home, I took a little break in the park, and he kissed me where no one was watching.’

 Emily instantly hits the guilty button.

 ”This is Kanon’s fault.”

 With a serious look on her face, Emily’s words make the fans in the audience nod repeatedly.

 ’That’s not it! Um… when he kissed and hugged me, I kind of felt that way too. But I’m pregnant… so, never mind!’

 ”This is Aqua-sama’s fault. He made you feel that way. That’s guilty.”

 I see… That makes sense. Just like I can feel excited, girls can feel excited too.

 ”This is my fault. I’m sorry, Kanon.”

 ’No, it’s okay. I’m the one who should apologize.’

 Kanon, when the baby is born, let’s have a lot of fun together.

 I send a signal with my eyes.

 ”Alright, so we’ve made up, and now here’s another VTR.”

 A familiar image of Furia-sama appears on the big monitor.

 ’What? My country still has a national anthem about udon! Plus, our traditional flag is dyed in broth colors!! If this isn’t damage, then what is damage?’

 ”I’m really sorry!!”

 The image on the monitor switches to Victoria-sama, with Natalia-san standing behind her.

 ’Damage? What do you call a former princess of a defeated country who becomes a plaything for a man she doesn’t even like in the harem?’

 ”No, no, that’s not how you say it!”

 Just the other day, she was shaking her hips all excited!

 Not to mention, Natalia-san and I were in between her… oh man, just remembering it makes me feel something down there.

 I imagined Great Kaiju Yukari-gon in my head and tried to calm down my rising feelings.

 ’Oh, instead of holding a grudge, please come visit the harem.’

 ”I’ll go!”

 Well, Kohina-senpai told me to have a dinner party, and I was planning to have a proper exchange event soon, so this is a perfect opportunity.

 Thinking about it, Victoria-sama probably did this on purpose to make it easier for me to hold the exchange event.

 I don’t know much, but I guess the good women my seniors talked about in my past life are like her.

 ”Okay. Now, the next person, please go ahead.”

 The large monitor shows Kohina-senpai with a big grin on her face.

 As expected of the great actress Kohina Yukari. She’s not hiding her face at all.

 ”Hey, listen. This guy didn’t pick up even after I called him 50 times!”

 ”Come on, calling 50 times is just crazy!”

 The fans in the audience nodded at my words.

 ”Hey! Why is everyone on his side only when it’s my turn!!”

 ”That’s because of how you usually act. Besides, you just said you care about food more than anything, but I’m the one who makes Kohina-senpai’s meals!”

 Of course, the people on stage and the fans in the audience kept pressing the guilty buttons in silence.

 ”Huh!? Why am I the bad guy here!”

 ”Staff, come here! Can you change the name ‘Shirogane Aqua’ to ‘Kohina Yukari’ right now?”

 Kohina-senpai and I were playfully arguing like elementary school kids.

 Then Kaede stepped in to mediate.

 ”Well, well, we’ll properly hold a meeting for the victims of Kohina Yukari-san later.”

 ”Yay!”

 ”Wait! Why is that!?”

 Kohina-senpai, this is what they call karma.

 ”Um… Due to a strong request from Announcer Onidzuka, we will also hold a meeting for the victims, Morikawa Kaede.”

 The whole venue burst into laughter at Komachi-chan’s words.

 ”Really!?”

 ”Dummy, dummy!”

 Behind Kaede, who had her mouth wide open, Kohina-senpai was teasing in a childish way.

 I respect Kohina-senpai as an actress, but I decided I wouldn’t become an adult like that.

 ”Lastly, Komachi-chan, do you have something for me?”

 ”Well, there’s a VTR for that, so please take a look.”

 VTR? I turned my gaze to the big screen monitor.

 ’This is a noodle factory. I’m grateful to Aqua-sama, but the workload was so high that I almost died for a while.’

 ’I’m working at the Morinaga factory. I’m grateful to Aqua-sama, but there was a time when I didn’t want to see biscuits at all.’

 ’Just hearing that Aqua-sama is going abroad sends chills through the office. Huh? Where do I work? The Ministry of Foreign Affairs…’

 ’I’m an EMT. Aqua-sama isn’t at fault, but the number of ambulance calls is increasing, so everyone, please hang in there!!’

 Whoa!

 The interview videos of people caught up in the aftermath I caused keep playing.

 ’Because of Shirogane Aqua, some worker or whatever got the Communist Party and the Social First Party, which have been around for 3000 years, to fight each other behind the scenes and take each other down! Now, the leading party in our country is the Udon Lovers Party!? Huh? Which country? The Far East Federation…’

 ’Long live Udon!!’

 ’Udon is the best!!’

 Oh, the person being interviewed got mobbed by a mysterious group wearing udon T-shirts and disappeared.

 Sorry. That’s probably, no, 100% not my fault. I don’t even know that worker person.

 ”So, what do you think, Shirogane Aqua-san? Do you have any idea about this?”

 ”I didn’t really understand the last part, but I have a general idea about the rest…”

 Just as I was about to bow deeply, Kaede stepped in to stop me.

 ”Um, regarding this matter, since the range of apologies is too wide, I asked an apology specialist to handle the apologies. Here you go!”

 Ah, what a beautiful jumping bow.

 She jumped out and spun around, landing perfectly into a bow.

 ”I’m really, really sorry!!”

 Prime Minister Habu’s impressive bow received warm applause from everyone.

 ”Alright, with that, I would like to conclude the Shirogane Aqua Victims’ Association event!!”

 A loud cheer erupted from the audience.

 What’s going on? Hey, what’s this?

 Huh? Is this some kind of event for Prime Minister Habu to fulfill her apology quota?

 I got off the stage with a confused expression, unsure about the strange ending.

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