Volume 13 Chapter 164 Shirogane Aqua, Unexpected Parent-Child Meeting
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
I, along with Summer King and Prime Minister Habu, who we ran into while filming an adult video, step into a nearby shop.
”Wow, what a nice day it is today~.”
”Aqua-kun. What’s up? You’re not acting like yourself. Is there something you’re hiding?”
Eek! With Prime Minister Habu giving me a suspicious look, sweat starts pouring down my back.
Oh no, oh no. I need to cover this up and change the subject!
”N-no, it’s just that I was a bit surprised…”
”Haha. I’m the one who’s surprised! I can’t believe you two were dating without telling me. You should’ve said something when we met last time. Come on!”
”Haha, haha…”
Hey, everyone. Don’t just sit there far away looking at me, help me out!!
I send a signal to Emily, Ai, and Director Hongou, who are watching from a distance.
You got this!
Good luck!
We’re rooting for you!
They respond with silent lip movements. Ugh! Looks like I have to handle this myself!
I glance over at Summer King sitting next to me. She looks super embarrassed that Prime Minister Habu found out about what she was hiding. Well, I guess I have no choice but to go for it.
With a forced smile, I grab a cup nearby and chug the cold water inside.
Phew. This is bad. I need to clear up this misunderstanding about us dating…
”Um, well, Prime Minister…”
”Prime Minister? You don’t have to be so formal. You can just call me Chiyoko mother-in-law!”
I pretend I didn’t hear that and keep talking.
”Actually, um, what you saw earlier might have looked like a date, but we were just hanging out…”
”Huh? You both were about to kiss just now, right? Aqua-kun wouldn’t kiss a girl, especially not my precious daughter Sana-chan, just for fun, would he?”
A rocket launcher pops out from behind the Prime Minister.
No, no, no! Where the heck did that come from!?
I hurriedly try to make an excuse.
”W-well, of course! I-I was thinking that today we’d just have some good, clean fun, but, um, things got a little out of hand…”
”I get it! I totally get it! I had a phase like that too, you know!”
The Prime Minister starts to slowly share the story of how she met her wife.
Phew, I somehow managed to dodge that one.
Summer King, sitting next to me, looks a bit embarrassed listening to the Prime Minister’s love story.
I get it. I feel a bit shy too when I hear my mothers talking about how they met Kanon and the others.
”By the way, how did you two end up dating?”
We’re just going on dates to make adult videos. There’s no way I can say that!!
Prime Minister Habu stares at me with her sparkling, innocent eyes.
Aqua… get a grip! You’re a man! Just say it clearly!!
I pump myself up.
”Uh, um… actually, we’re not dating yet.”
”Not dating? So you weren’t in the middle of a romantic moment trying to kiss while on a date, but just hanging out as friends and then tried to kiss?”
The Prime Minister, who was about to eat her hamburger lunch, suddenly stabs her fork right into the center of the hamburger.
Ughhh! Seeing the hamburger and myself overlap, I let out a huge scream in my mind.
In the next moment, I, the hamburger, get tossed into the air and get chopped up by Prime Minister Habu’s knife skills, like Jason Statham.
Sorry, Kanon, everyone. I might not get to see the face of the child I’m about to have.
Right now, in front of me is Jason Statham Habu Chiyoko.
I’m starting to miss the days when I was filming those naughty videos with Claire-san.
Honestly, I want to pretend I don’t know anything and just run away from here right now.
But it looks like I can’t escape from the ruler of this country, Commander Habu Chiyoko, no matter which way I turn.
Even if I end up not coming back from here, the adult videos I made will surely make someone happy.
No, don’t give up! Aqua!!
I punch my own cheek in my mind.
”I was just trying to kiss to confirm our feelings for each other!”
I think it’s best to just be honest here.
As a man, and as a person, that feels like the right thing to do.
Only those who can lie can actually tell a lie.
Someone like me, who wears my feelings on my face, would just get caught right away.
Kohina-senpai said the same thing.
”But that doesn’t mean I was trying to kiss Natsuki Sana-san with some casual feelings!”
Everyone around is staring at me intently.
I want them to tell Kanon and the others that I was a man until the very end if I die here.
But hey, restaurant staff, get back to work! You’re completely frozen!
”Does that mean you’re serious… about this?”
”Yes!!”
I return my gaze to Prime Minister Habu with eyes that hold no lies.
”Because I tried to kiss Kanon when we started dating too.”
The summer festival is coming to an end. I kissed Kanon to confirm my feelings, or rather, I couldn’t hold back my feelings of love for her.
I don’t just kiss anyone casually. I wanted to kiss her because I felt that way.
At this point, my feelings are completely set.
”Oh? Tell me more about that.”
Huh? Why is Emily sitting next to Prime Minister Habu so casually?
Just a moment ago, she was hiding, and now she’s sitting next to him like she’s been there the whole time.
”Hey, Emily. Why are you there?”
”It’s not ‘why’! How was the kiss with Kanon?”
I remember the moment I kissed Kanon.
Kissing Kanon was, to put it mildly, the best.
I honestly share that feeling.
”It was amazing!”
”Were her lips all plump and soft!?”
”Yes! They were super soft!!”
I feel like the conversation is going off track, but I’ve always been a guy who just goes with the flow.
My gut is telling me I need to ride this big wave.
”So, how were Sana-chan’s lips when you kissed her!?”
”They looked really plump and soft! I wanted to kiss her!!”
Hearing that, Summer King’s face turns bright red.
Prime Minister Habu seems satisfied with the answer, closing her eyes and nodding as if savoring it.
”What were you thinking after you kissed, Aqua-sama?”
”I was thinking we should go to a hotel!”
Actually, it was a filming location, but I can’t let on that we were trying to shoot an adult video.
Next to Emily, who’s firing questions without pause, Prime Minister Habu is staring at me seriously.
”Why did you want to go to a hotel?”
”Because I wanted to do something naughty! After 2 people connect like that, there’s really only one place to go!!”
”Wonderful!! That’s what a healthy relationship is all about!!”
Standing up, Prime Minister Habu reaches out her hand to me.
I quickly take her hand and we shake firmly.
”Of course, you were planning to take responsibility, right?”
”Absolutely! I was thinking we’d get married, talk things over, and if possible, have kids!! No, just kidding! I was thinking we’d check into the hotel and start making kids right away!!”
Boys across the country, look at my brave stance.
Listen up. A man doesn’t need weird excuses or lies.
What’s really needed is a straightforward and honest heart!!
”Haha, I see. I might have grandchildren soon.”
”Prime Minister, that’s great!”
Prime Minister Habu hugs Emily.
No, no, Prime Minister, don’t be fooled. Emily is just as much a mastermind as I am!
”So, why is Emily-chan here?”
”Huh?”
Suddenly, Emily’s expression changes, and she sends me a look as if asking for help.
Emily… I’m sorry. This time, I can’t help you. I won’t let your sacrifice go to waste!
”You’ve been hiding and watching us with Director Hongou and Hakuryuu-sensei, right?”
”Um…”
As expected of Prime Minister Habu.
Even though kids are pointing and laughing, saying, “Oh, it’s the guy who does the dogeza,” she didn’t miss a thing about Emily and the others.
”Could it be that Aqua-kun is involved in this too?”
Looks like I can’t dodge this any longer.
We line up in front of Prime Minister Habu’s table and explain that we tried to film an adult video. Prime Minister Habu listens quietly.
”I understand the situation.”
Even though it’s the middle of summer, the shop suddenly gets chilly.
Customers, unable to handle the cold, start shivering and leave the store.
I’m really sorry, everyone. I’ll cover the bill here, and if anyone hasn’t had lunch yet, feel free to put it on my tab at another place.
With only people involved left around, Prime Minister Habu, shaking with anger, takes off the glasses she was wearing to read the menu.
Huh? Didn’t Prime Minister Habu say she had a vision over 2.5, just like Kaede? Why was she wearing glasses?
”Director, Hagetoru, Hakuryuu. And Aqua-pon, you 4 stay.”
Useless Aqua, is that me? And who is Hagetoru?
It seems the Prime Minister mistook Emily for someone else.
At Prime Minister Habu’s command, the SP who had been secretly following us and Summer King, along with the shop staff, head outside.
”An adult video?”
Prime Minister Habu slowly stands up from the table, peering closely at our downcast faces.
”You 4 were trying to secretly film an adult video starring my precious Sana-chan, right? Do you understand? And this is the result!!”
Yeah. It’s no wonder Prime Minister Habu is angry.
I think I would get mad if my daughter tried to make an adult video.
”Everyone is trying to leave me out, right! Even if I’m the Prime Minister, I’m still just a woman, and even as a parent, I’m still just a girl!!”
”Prime Minister, that’s not it. We would never try to leave you out!”
”What’s the difference!! You were planning to have fun just the 4 of you without telling me!!”
Huh? Wait, did the mood just change a bit?
Prime Minister Habu stabs the chopped-up hamburger with the fork in her hand.
”While I’m happily munching on my hamburger with a fork and knife, you all were planning to go to a hotel and watch Aqua-sama’s p**is go ‘chomp chomp’ on Sana-chan!”
Prime Minister, please stop!!
Summer King, who was sent outside, looks like she’s about to cry from embarrassment after hearing the Prime Minister’s words!!
”I’ve never dated a boy, but I’m the Prime Minister of this country! And yet, everyone is leaving me out to go to a hotel and shake Sana-chan’s b*obs around while doing something naughty!”
Prime Minister, we’re outside!
You can’t just say things like ‘p**is’ and ‘b*obs shaking’ in public!
You’re already bothering the shop and other customers… Huh? Everyone’s enjoying it? They want more?
”…Ugh, I’m done. I’m quitting as Prime Minister. You all can just have fun together!”
Me, Emily, Hakuryuu-sensei, and Director Hongou exchange glances.
If the Prime Minister quits, who will lead this country?
Everyone silently points at me.
No way, if I become Prime Minister while I’m already causing chaos, this country will be finished.
There’s no way I, along with Kaede and maybe Emily, can lead this country well; it has to be the Prime Minister.
So, it looks like I have to figure this out somehow.
”Prime Minister, um… are you going to join us too?”
When I say this to the Prime Minister, who was looking down, she suddenly lights up with a big smile like it was all a lie just a moment ago.
”I’m going! Habu Chiyoko, let’s go check out the hotel together!!”
Hearing that, Summer King’s eyes got teary and his face turned bright red.
”I-I don’t want to! It’s embarrassing!”
”Come on! Sana-chan, just a little bit, just the tip! Once I check Aqua-kun’s jackknife… I mean, his p**is, I’ll quietly slip out of the room.”
Yeah, it’s no surprise Summer King is mad.
Honestly, I’d feel a bit weird too if my guardians were watching from behind…
”I can’t! There’s no way I can let mom see me kissing!”
”Oh no! Sana-chan, who never had a rebellious phase, is saying she doesn’t want to… Waaah! Even mom wants to see Aqua-kun’s real p**is!!”
At this point, I guess I have no choice but to show the Prime Minister my p**is to sort this out.
I’m a guy too. The moment I steeled myself, someone I knew slowly approached the Prime Minister.
”Prime Minister, what are you doing?”
”Eeek, Kokucho-san!? W-What are you doing here!?”
Emily winked at me as if to signal something.
Ah, so Emily called Agewa-san.
As expected of Emily. I was worried about what would happen when she jokingly sat next to the Prime Minister, but she really is capable.
”Why are you here? I live in Shirogane Kingdom, so of course I’m here. More importantly, Prime Minister Habu, can you explain why you’re lying around and throwing a tantrum in public?”
”Uh, um… oh, I just remembered! I had a dinner appointment today. S-So, I’ll be going now! Aqua-kun, take care of Sana-chan!”
Prime Minister Habu got up as if nothing happened, forcing a smile while trying to escape at full speed.
But Agewa-san, who had predicted this, grabbed her arm.
”Wait, Prime Minister! You still need to explain!! And I just checked with Kuga-san via email, and I heard today is a day off with no dinner plans!!”
”Ugh! Rihito-kun, you’re being too extra! I wish you were as clueless as Aqua-kun!”
Huh? Did I just hear someone throw shade at me?
”That’s what makes Aqua-kun so great!”
”Yeah, exactly! So, Aqua-sama, just stay the way you are.”
”I love that Aqua-sama has those little gaps.”
”Uh-huh. Aqua-kun is… a bit clueless, but that’s a good thing!”
Huh? Is that really how it is? Maybe guys should be a little clueless after all?
I feel good being pampered by the customers and staff watching from outside.
Prime Minister Habu, prompted by Agewa-san, goes to apologize to the staff and customers he bothered.
Hearing everyone tell Prime Minister Habu, “It was fun, so don’t worry about it,” “Prime Minister, I’m a Japanese citizen just to see this,” “Thanks for the free event,” and “This is why I can’t stop being Japanese,” made me think again about how great this country is.
”Aqua-kun. Let’s go now. It’ll be a hassle if mom tags along.”
”Oh, yeah.”
Summer King pulls my hand and we move to the next filming location.
On the way, I deliberately stop and face Summer King seriously again.
”Um… what I said earlier was true.”
”Yeah, I know. I understand that Aqua-kun isn’t that kind of guy.”
Summer King shows a slightly embarrassed face.
”Oh, mom probably just knows and was just joking around.”
”I think so too.”
We both break into smiles and laugh, holding our stomachs.
Yeah, thinking back, the Prime Minister was probably joking around from the start.
She definitely didn’t know Summer King would be in an adult video, but she must have noticed the filming staff.
Well, it was me and Emily who got caught up in it…
But I’m really glad Agewa-san showed up in the end.
Was the Prime Minister actually messing around, knowing that Agewa-san was coming? I don’t think she would go that far, but with her playful attitude, it’s possible. I really hope that seeing my p**is wasn’t her true intention.
”Let’s go then.”
”Yeah!”
I grabbed Summer King’s hand and started walking back towards the filming location.
As for the customers, they had already left the store before hearing the word “Hagetoru”.
The store staff are Saint Guards, so it’s not an issue.
Her identity is still safe.
Aqua just thought it was a misunderstanding…
Also, the Prime Minister was wearing glasses even though he has good eyesight, so I knew he was up to something from the start.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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