Male Idol V13c75

Volume 13 Chapter 75 Shirogane Aqua, Even Crappy Games Can Become Like This If You Master Them

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Edited by: Kanaa-senpai

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 There are as many crappy games in the world as there are stars in the sky.

 For example, the game I play every day in my free time, [Tick-Tock Archery], is one of them.

 As its name suggests, it’s a game where you shoot a bow and arrow to hit a target, but this game is surprisingly deep.

 The weather, wind direction, wind speed, and humidity change with each match, so even if you shoot the arrow at the same angle and strength, you won’t always hit the same spot. That’s the essence of this game.

 The good thing about this game is that you can play it casually in your free time.

 However, this game… has a lot of errors. I think that’s unavoidable since it’s made by an individual.

 But what’s even more annoying is that the game has a biorhythm system for players, which affects their visibility and accuracy. In other words, it’s not just about the player’s skills, but also their physical condition.

 And what’s even worse is that cheaters are rampant in this crappy game.

 ”Yeessss! I won!!”

 I strike a victory pose after defeating a cheater.

 If my opponent was a high-level cheater, I might have lost, but the cheater I fought this time was using a cheap cheat, so I won.

 ”Kuku, maybe I’m the strongest in this game?”

 Because of the cheaters, the ranking system collapsed, and the game developers removed it. So, it’s unclear who’s the strongest in this game.

 I hope the ranking system comes back soon, but if cheaters keep pouring in, it’s going to be hopeless.

 ”Sigh…”

 As I let out a small sigh, a new message appears in the game’s notification bar.

 Oh! Is the ranking system finally coming back?!

 I open the notification with excitement.

 [Elephant Archery Japan Offline Tournament Announcement]

 No way!

 A Japan tournament for this crappy game?!

 Is there really someone else besides me who plays this crappy game?!

 [Details will be posted on the Elephant Archery Japan Community]

 Japan Community? What?! Does that even exist?!

 Whoa, this is real… I mean, I’ve been playing this game for about a year and a half, and I just found out there’s a hidden button here…

 I’m nervously peeking into the community.

 ……………………………………………………………

 698 Anonymous

 I just found out this XX game has a community like this…

 699 Anonymous

 >>698

 What a coincidence. I’m the same.

 700 Anonymous

 >>698-699

 Hey, I’m glad people are coming here.

 701 Anonymous

 The button’s location is really hard to understand, isn’t it?

 Can’t they fix this?

 702 Anonymous

 >>701

 The devs said it’s technically impossible, apparently.

 703 Anonymous

 I had no idea this existed…

 I’ve been playing this game for about a year and just found out.

 704 Anonymous

 >>703

 Same here. I didn’t notice for the first 10 months of playing.

 705 Anonymous

 Wow! The community that’s usually deserted is thriving today!

 706 Anonymous

 >>705

 The announcement must have brought in more people, yeah.

 707 Anonymous

 There are too many cheaters in this game.

 It’s stupid how they use cheats even in casual mode.

 708 Anonymous

 >>707

 I know, right?

 709 Anonymous

 I was shocked to hear that this game has a proper community and even an offline Japanese tournament.

 I won’t say anything about others, but are you guys still playing this game?

 710 Anonymous

 >>709

 That’s right!

 711 Anonymous

 >>709

 Now, the only ones left are monsters who can beat cheaters.

 712 Anonymous

 >>711

 You guys are taking this XX game too seriously

 I won’t say anything about others, but…

 713 Anonymous

 >>712

 That’s right!!

 714 Anonymous

 Does anyone know where the offline tournament will be held?

 715 Anonymous

 >>714

 The City Civic Gymnasium. Since it’s a community-organized event, they could only borrow this place due to budget constraints.

 Today, I’m working part-time to make it happen.

 716 Anonymous

 >>715

 Compared to recent e-sports events held in huge venues, this is kinda… pitiful….

 717 Anonymous

 >>715-716

 I’m grateful that they’re holding an offline tournament for this XX game.

 Honestly, I can only see myself winning.

 718 Anonymous

 >>717

 Same here. I think I’m the strongest.

 719 Anonymous

 >>717-718

 Huh, that’s quite a bold claim.

 720 Anonymous

 Well, well, you guys can settle it offline.

 Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to show you who’s boss!

 721 Tournament Staff

 Everyone’s getting excited, aren’t they?

 I just got back from my part-time job.

 722 Anonymous

 >>721, hi!

 723 Anonymous

 >>721

 Thanks so much for organizing this tournament for us!!

 724 Anonymous

 >>721

 I’m looking forward to the tournament!

 Let’s make it a blast!!

 725 Anonymous

 >>721

 I donated 1000 yen to the crowdfunding site.

 Thanks for making this tournament happen. I’ve never experienced anything like this before, so I’m excited.

 726 Tournament Staff

 >>725

 Ah, thanks!

 By the way, regarding the tournament, we’ve decided on Morikawa Kaede-san as the announcer and Shirogane Kanon-san as the commentator. Also, I’ll be participating as a player on the day of the event, and Kirika Kotono-san will be in charge of reception and operations, so I’ll report that.

 727 Anonymous

 >>726

 Whoa!!

 728 Anonymous

 >>726

 This is an insane lineup for such a niche game!!

 729 Anonymous

 >>726

 WOOOOOOOOOO!

 730 Anonymous

 >>726

 Kanon-sama as the commentator, LOL

 That crappy otaku, she was even praised by pros for her commentary on a certain FPS game’s Asian qualifiers, but now she’s playing this ridiculously bad game too, LMAO.

 She’s seriously amazing….

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 Wait a minute, what are my wives doing!?

 Especially Kanon. I’ve been playing for over a year, and I’m saying this, but this is an incredibly crappy game!!

 ”And, well, let’s just enter for now.”

 I also want to participate in the community tournament as a player.

 And, if possible, I want friends who can play this crappy game with me.

 Then, a few weeks later.

 I, in disguise, arrived at a civic gymnasium in Saitama Prefecture.

 ”Ah, hey, isn’t that Aqua-sama?”

 ”That’s right!!”

 ”Ah, Kanon-sama and the others are commentating, so he’s showing his faces.”

 People who noticed my presence started glancing over at me.

 Sorry, everyone. I’m not here for my wives, but as a regular player.

 The idol Shirogane Aqua, who everyone cheers for, is just a fool who’s played this crappy game for over 100 hours.

 ”Sorry.”

 ”Yes, I mean, Aqua-san?”

 Kotono, who was at the reception desk, looked surprised.

 ”Eh, um… I did enter the tournament, but…”

 ”Ah, yes.”

 Ugh! An awkward atmosphere floated between Kotono and me.

 I think Kotono is kind, but I’m worried that she might be thinking, “My husband is participating in this crappy game’s Japanese tournament, what a joke.”

 ”Can I have your handle, please?”

 ”I’m Elephantman from Tokyo.”

 When Kotono heard my handle, she showed a surprised reaction.

 Ugh, I used a silly handle because I’m a guy, and now I’m getting ridiculed… Kill me!

 ”What’s going on?”

 ”Aqua-sama is, ah, that famous Elephantman’s true identity!”

 ”See? I told you it was a guy, and his handle had ‘man’ in it!”

 ”Whoaaaa! That’s unbelievable! I didn’t expect that at all!”

 The people around me start buzzing when they hear my name.

 I finish checking in and spend the time before the tournament starts playing games in a quiet spot to get a feel for the aim.

 ”It’s about time for my turn…”

 I head to the stage when it’s time for the first match.

 ’Alright, the excitement is building up! The first match is about to start, and it’s a real showstopper!! The next match is between Matagi Sniper from Tobetsu, also known as Kuma-san, who’s been caught by that fishing line, and Beryl’s Chijou Hunter, aka Elephant Man-san!”

 Hey, wait a minute, Kaede! What’s with Beryl’s Chijou Hunter?!

 I want a cool name like Matagi Sniper from Tobetsu too!!

 Ugh, I’m dying to make a witty remark, but I’m forcing myself to hold back and hurry up with the settings.

 ’Still, this is indeed an offline tournament, isn’t it? Wow! Seeing such top-notch cards in the first match is unbelievable, don’t you think, Shirogane Kanon-san?’

 ’Yes, I’m surprised too. Both of them are well-known players who have been around for a long time, so it’s no wonder they’re ranked high. I think many people have played against them casually before.’

 Uggghhh!

 I just want to focus on the tournament, but the commentary from these 2 is getting on my nerves.

 ’Now, about the key to winning this match, Shirogane Kanon-san, where do you think the turning point will be?’

 ’I think the key will be how well they can commit to adapting to the changing weather and wind conditions, which are unique to this tournament. Tsura Kuma-san is extremely skilled at approaching those situations, so if they can stay calm and focused, they should be able to earn a lot of points. On the other hand, Elephant Man-san is the type who can’t stop once they get started, so the key will be how well they can get into the zone from the start. Plus, Elephant Man-san tends to perform well in rough matches with changing weather and wind, and I think they’re used to this offline environment, so they might get an advantage from the tournament setting.’

 Wait, hold on Inko-san’s face suddenly appears in my mind.

 This crappy game has such a commentator!? Kanon… you’re really something, aren’t you?

 I, normally, got all emotional.

 ’Thanks to Shirogane Kanon-san’s commentary. This time, it flowed beautifully from my left ear to my right. Well, it seems like the players are ready, so I think we can start the match.’

 As Kaede’s words matched, the countdown appeared on the monitor behind, and the people in the venue started counting along.

 This crappy game is really gathering a crowd, isn’t it?

 ”3!”

 ”2!”

 ”1!!”

 ”GAME START!!”

 The match started simultaneously with the start.

 The match is about shooting arrows at targets, competing for points.

 The system is that the closer you get to the center of the target, the higher the points. You have to shoot your arrow within 10 seconds of your turn.

 That Tsurakuma-san shot their arrow before me.

 ’108! Oh, a high score of 3 digits right from the start!’

 ’At first, it’s nerve-wracking, but Tsurakuma-san did it skillfully. If the wind’s strength didn’t change with the timing of shooting, the points might have stretched even further. This isn’t about bad luck, but rather forgetting the basics of this… game, and shooting right after the wind changed. Thinking about it, even Tsurakuma-san, who’s a professional hunter, might have gotten flustered in the offline tournament environment.’

 Damn it! I want to focus on the game, but Kanon’s commentary is distracting me.

 I took a deep breath, calmed my heart, and shot my arrow.

 ’They hit it! 115 points! They surpassed Tsurakuma-san!’

 ’Yes, that’s right. They read the wind perfectly and shot at their own timing. Still, if they could’ve read it even deeper, the points might have stretched further. It might be a bit frustrated, but it’s not bad for the first shot. Yeah, it’s a high-level match between top-class players from the start.’

 Ahhhhhh! I can’t focus!! Kanon’s explanations are not bad, but that’s exactly why I’m getting distracted and can’t focus!! Haa haa, haa haa…it’s no good. With this, I won’t be able to beat Tsurakuma-san. Focus, Aqua Be calm and collected like a still pond!!

 In the second and third rounds, Tsurakuma-san and I took turns shooting arrows, each trying to outmaneuver the other.

 In the fifth round, I let Tsurakuma-san take the lead, but I caught up in the 7th and 8h rounds, and in the ninth round, I took the lead again. In the final tenth round, I scored high and managed to escape.

 ’The first round goes to Beryl’s Chijou Hunter, Elephant Man-san! Wow, what a great match from the start!!’

 ’Yeah. Tsurakuma-san consistently scored high points throughout, but they were too cautious and played it safe due to the tournament environment. I think they should’ve taken more risks and attacked. On the other hand, Elephant Man-san started strong but didn’t maintain their pace. However, their aggressive attitude showed up well in the second half. Especially in the final tenth round, they could’ve aimed for a safe score, but instead, they fought hard and won.’

 So, why is Kanon talking so much about this crappy game?!

 It’s seriously amazing!

 I shook hands with Tsurakuma-san and we analyzed each other’s moves, and then I went to a quiet spot to warm up my aim again until the next match.

 After that, I won 2 more matches and advanced to the best 32, and when I was aiming for the best 16, I faced a strong opponent.

 ’And next up in the match, we have the Chijo Hunter Beryl and the wife killer Elephant Man, facing off against the sinful J-cup from Awaji, Ienaka… Ienaka-san!’

 Wait a minute, did my weird nickname just increase?! What’s with the “Housewife Killer” title?!

 I’ll just confirm her sinful J-Cup for now… oops, no, no, no. This is a tournament. I need to focus

 The match has already started. I was about to fall into the opponent’s trap.

 If I had seen the sinful J-Cup before the match, I might not have been able to focus on the game.

 ’What do you think about this match, Shirogane Kanon-san?’

 ’If you look at her breasts, you’ll lose. If you don’t look, you’ll win. That’s it!!’

 Kanon’s commentary is getting sloppy?

 Are you serious, or have you just gotten a bit bored and your usual repertoire has run out of steam?!

 But thanks to that, I was able to focus on the match.

 I shed tears of blood and managed to win against Ienaka without looking at her sinful J-cup.

 I, who had endured the pain and won, was overjoyed and hugged Ienaka, praising each other’s efforts.

 ’Yeah, that was a good match.’

 ’Heh, stupid Aqua!’

 Wait, maybe Kanon was just jealous?!

 I quickly opened social media and sent a message saying “Kanon, I love you. Good luck with your work!”

 ’Hehe.’

 ’You’re really simple-minded, aren’t you? Wait, maybe you’re even simpler than me, who’s been called a gorilla’s reincarnation…’

 It’s all good, it’s all good. Kanon’s mood has improved, and I can focus on the match too.

 I broke through the best 16 and best 8, and even won in the semifinals, finally making it to the finals.

 Damn, before I knew it, it was already evening. I felt like I was getting caught up in this crappy game, but I needed a strong heart to overcome it and face the match.

 ’So, these two are the ones who made it to the finals. The real sinful breasts! Guilty Milk 21-san! And, Beryl’s Chijo Hunter, the wife-killer, Mother Fker Elephant Man-san, please!’

 Kaede, Kanon’s explanations about me are getting worse and worse!!

 I’ll just observe Guilty Milk-san’s breasts for now.

 I didn’t look earlier and endured it, which made Kanon jealous, but if that’s the case, I might as well just go all out and look. I think that’s better for focusing on the match.

 Wow, these are the real Guilty Milk. Amazing. The size may not be as big as Ijuuin’s, but the eroticism is on a whole different level. Even from above her clothes, I can tell she has breasts as erotic as Emily’s.

 ’Explain it, Shirogane Kanon-san. This long battle is finally over. Tell us your honest thoughts, looking at these 2 strongest players who remained until the end.’

 ’Honestly, I just want to go home. That’s all from me.’

 Kanon!

 She probably took on this job voluntarily, but since she’s here, let’s do our best until the end!!”

 ’Now, whether you cry or laugh, this is the final match! Game start!!’

 The crowd erupted in cheers along with Kanon’s voice.

 As expected, it was the cheering of those who had been supporting this crappy game tournament from morning till evening.

 Their enthusiasm was different from the start. I, who had wasted time on this crappy game with my friends… no, comrades, will focus on the match for their sake as well.

 ’Wowwwww! Both of them are amazing! They’re already 130 points over from the start!!’

 ’Both of them have played this… game quite seriously. I wonder how much useless time they’ve spent to get this good. I don’t understand.’

 Kanon, stop it. If you say something like that, my life and Guilty Milk-san’s life will be drained.

 Because of that, both I and Guilty Milk-san missed our targets by a large margin on our second shot.

 It seems like our opponents are also like us, taking this crappy game too seriously… and are now engaged in a battle against themselves.

 ’The second shot was off, but they’ll recover on the third shot, and then extend their points with a seesaw game.’

 ’As expected. From now on, it’s a battle of pride and pride. They’ll make the most of the time they’ve wasted on this… game and win, no matter what. Even if they win, the only thing left will be the regret of having played such a game…’

 Kanon Why are you so sharp-tongued only during the final match?

 Could it be that not only I, but also Guilty Milk-san, known by you?

 I’m surprised by the rare sight of Kanon’s sharp tongue.

 ’What’s wrong, Shirogane Kanon-san? You’re being unusually sharp-tongued in the final match.’

 ’I’m sorry. I was reminded of the useless time I’ve spent on this game, and I’ve become calm.’

 Ah… Kanon also spent a considerable amount of time on this crappy game, didn’t she?

 Well, if it’s not like that, I wouldn’t be able to explain it so smoothly.

 ’As expected, both of them are at a high level Shirogane Kanon-san’s mental attacks aren’t working, and they’re still getting high scores with their 6th, 7th, and 8th shots!!’

 ’That last… Guilty Milk 21’s tap shot was amazing. The way she adjusted her aim and hit it was something an ordinary player couldn’t do. On the other hand, Elephant Man has honed their senses even further, and they’re completely reading the current environment.’

 The 9th shot arrives, and my score is tied with Guilty Milk’s.

 We’ve finally made it this far. The outcome will be decided in the final 10th shot.

 ”Do your best, do your best!”

 ”A-ah… Elephant Man-san, you can do it in the end!”

 ”Guilty Milk-san, you’re doing great too!!”

 ”Ugh, I never thought I’d get emotional about this crappy game!!”

 ”Elephant Man-san is going to win!!”

 ”Guilty Milk-san, don’t hold back now!!”

 ”Both of you, do your best!!”

 The loud cheers from the audience were almost deafening, but I was completely focused.

 As we entered the final round with the same score, we had to release our arrows at the same time.

 Guilty Milk and I released our arrows during the countdown.

 After that, our screens were displayed side by side on the large back monitor.

 ’Yes! Both of you are right in the middle!’

 ’The final high-point confirmation is suitable for both of them!! Now it’s just a matter of who gets closer to the center point…’

 The target on the monitor started to zoom in.

 When strong players clash, the final outcome is decided by a single pixel.

 Everyone turned their attention to the monitor, holding their breath as they waited for the final score to be displayed.

 ’It’s out! Guilty Milk 21 got 145.6 points! Elephant Man got 147.3 points!!’

 ’Yessssss! I did it!!’

 I raised both my hands and jumped up and down on the spot multiple times.

 Either way, it wouldn’t have been strange to lose.

 But the fact that we both gave it our all and managed to win was what made me happy.

 ”Guilty Milk 21, thanks. That was a good match.”

 ”Y-yes.”

 As I hugged Guilty Milk-san, celebrating our hard work, everyone gave us a warm round of applause.

 Of course, since the match was over and I didn’t need to focus anymore, I took my time to savor the feeling of Guilty Milk-san’s Guilty Milk.

 ’Congratulations The first Japanese champion of this game is Elephantman-san!!’

 ’Thank you very much!!’

 I received the trophy from Kanon and held it up towards the audience seats.

 ’So, we’d like Elephantman-san to participate in the world tournament in Singapore this summer as a representative of Japan and a member of the Japanese team.’

 ’What!?’

 Wait a minute, what’s going on here?!

 I turned my gaze towards the direction that Kaede pointed.

 Then I saw it written on the corner of the signboard.

 Wait a minute, shouldn’t something this important be written in bigger letters?!

 ’And, at the Stars festival next year, which only happens once every 4 years, e-sports competitions will be recognized, and this game will be officially adopted as a competitive sport. So, Elephantman-san has been recognized as a strengthening player for the Japanese team by the All-Japan Tick-Tack Archery Association.’

 ’What!?’

 Wait, wait, isn’t this just an offline tournament for a fan community?! Isn’t the story getting too big all of a sudden?!

 The world tournament is still far off, and it’s ridiculous that this crappy game is being chosen as a competition for a festival that only happens once every 4 years There are so many other games out there, why choose this one?! It’s just too much!!

 ’Then, let’s give one last round of applause to all the players who participated today and to this lovable crappy game!!’

 ’Kaede-senpai, Kaede-senpai. This is a fan community-sponsored tournament, but the game company is also supporting it, so we can’t call it a crappy game! The game company people are laughing over there!!’

 Haha, haha… I smiled while looking at the happy faces of the audience, and my smile got even bigger.

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