Male Idol V13c84

Volume 13 Chapter 84 Shirogane Kanon, Harem Selection Begins

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Edited by: Kanaa-senpai

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 ”I’m Yukishiro Emily, test number 0721!”

 ”Yes, the exit is over there, please proceed.”

 I pointed to the exit, looking at Emily-senpai with sparkling eyes.

 What is Emily-senpai doing here?!

 She managed to reach the final selection without getting eliminated, which is just ridiculous!

 ”Wait, wait I made it this far in the selection, but that’s not possible, right?!”

 ”No, no, the problem is that Emily-senpai made it this far, but why did she apply as a harem staff member in the first place?!”

 Emily-senpai gave me a serious look in response to my words.

 I knew that when Emily-senpai makes this face, she’s being serious.

 ”I’m broke. I accidentally put my paycheck in the donation box earlier…”

 ”Ah…”

 I remember someone posting about that on the bulletin board….

 It was a real story, after all.

 It’s so like Emily-senpai to do something unbelievable and ridiculous. Maybe it’s because she’s just like her mom, Noel-san, who said she’s a bit of a scatterbrain.

 ”I, Yukishiro Emily, will do anything I’m told Of course, I’ll even clean the toilets. I’m fine with cleaning the bathroom or bedroom too!! Ah… and I’ll even comfort the lonely nights of the wives!!”

 ”That’s just what Emily-senpai wants to do, isn’t it?!”

 Ugh, I’m at a loss for words….

 Emily-senpai stuck out her tongue and started spinning it around quickly.

 I held my head in my hands, wondering what to do.

 ”Ah, but Emily-senpai is good at disguises, right?”

 ”Yeah. Sometimes I’m Yukishiro Emily, a proud actress of Beryl Entertainment, and sometimes I’m RamenHagetoru, a netizen. I’m also Saint Emily of the Holy Aqua Religion, and the mysterious idol, Strawberry Princess Shiro Ichigo Koneko. And, right now, I’m Eeroi Mask!!”

 The Nee-san sitting next to me almost falls off her chair at the same time.

 Eeroi Mask-san was Emily-senpai too!?

 Wait, does that mean SEX (Social Experience X) Corporation is a front company for the Holy Aqua Religion?

 I’ve been seeing those satellites orbiting the Earth lately, but could it be that the Holy Aqua Religion is controlling the entire planet?

 Ah, I’m getting a little worried…

 Uh, uh, uh… Whatever, I don’t need to think about it. The politicians can handle it.

 I’ll just leave everything to someone else and not think too deeply about it.

 ”Report.”

 ”Ah, yes…”

 The Nee-san sitting next to me lets out a deep sigh, looking disappointed.

 Come to think of it, Kaede-senpai and Emily-senpai promised to report back to everyone if something happened.

 ”Please, I’m begging you! Let me work here!!”

 I glance at Pegonia and Nee-san, who are sitting on either side of me.

 Ugh, I have no choice. If I just leave things as they are, something weird might happen, and it’s better to keep an eye on things within my range.

 ”Then, how about disguising myself as a palace maid and working as a spy to monitor people from other countries? We’ve been looking for someone who can do that job, anyway.”

 ”Monitor?”

 I nod with Emily-senpai’s words.

 ”There are people with high social standing on the candidate list, and we need someone with a certain level of education to deal with them. I thought that was necessary.”

 I was taken aback for a moment when Emily-senpai mentioned education, but it’s true that she has it, and she’s good at playing the part, so it’s probably okay. Yeah, I’ll trust that it’ll be okay.

 ”I think it’s a good idea to collaborate with our home country to some extent… but there are also people who have bad intentions, so we need to be careful.”

 ”That’s right… if it’s something like that, leave it to me, Yukishiro Emily!!”

 Is this okay? I proposed it myself, but now I’m getting really worried.

 Maybe I should just forget about it and say it’s none of my business…

 ”I’ll give those princesses in the harem a strict education, so don’t worry!”

 ”Yes–no!”

 Seriously, why does Emily-senpai always try to do unnecessary things?

 It’s like she’s just doing what she wants to do…

 ”The princesses from each country are important, so we need to give them guidance. That’s what Yui-san said, right?”

 ”Yeah, that’s true… but let’s ask Yui-san about it just in case.”

 ”Is that okay?”

 ”Yes, it is!”

 Emily-senpai raises both hands and cheers.

 Oh no, not again! Please don’t teach them weird things with your sexual biased knowledge, Emily-senpai!

 If you do, it might cause an international incident!

 Japan is already a country that’s feared by others, so let’s not make things worse…

 ”How about making Emily-san a lady-in-waiting for Kukuri-san?”

 ”That’s not a bad idea, Nee-san!”

 ”Huh!?”

 Wait, Emily-senpai’s face suddenly turned bright red, but what’s wrong?

 ”What do you mean, by ‘Kukuri’s lady-in-waiting’?”

 Emily-senpai, who has become like a Chijo, tilts her head with a simple expression.

 Sometimes Kaede-senpai does the same thing, but are they both okay?

 Wait, what’s going on? Am I sometimes like that too? No way…

 ”Assuming that each country’s princesses have their own country’s influence, wouldn’t it be better for us to take action and send a spy directly into the harem?”

 Kukuri-chan has already agreed to this, and it was actually Kukuri-chan herself who proposed it at the meeting about the harem.

 I was really surprised when I heard that story from Kukuri-chan.

 ”You know, if Emily-senpai were to be her attendant, Kukuri-chan would feel more at ease, don’t you think?”

 ”Yeah, that’s true. Kukuri-san is really reliable, unlike Emily-san or Kaede-san, but she’s still just a high school student, after all.”

 ”No way, no way, no way!”

 Emily-senpai shook her head from side to side.

 ”Of course, she was just a middle school student until recently, but she’s a more reliable girl than me! So, I don’t need to be her attendant or anything!!”

 Hmm, it’s true that Kukuri-chan is more reliable than Emily-senpai.

 But why is Emily-senpai so wary of Kukuri-chan?

 Did something happen between the 2 of them in the past?

 ”That girl is seriously terrifying!”

 ”Emily-senpai, are you joking or being serious? Please pick one.”

 It’s true that Kukuri-chan has an aura that’s hard to imagine at her age, but I think she’s a good kid, normally. Is Emily-senpai just misunderstanding something big time? I’m getting a really bad vibe from this.

 I mean, Emily-senpai doesn’t notice, but when Kukuri-chan looks at Emily-senpai, she has a really kind smile on her face.

 ”So, what about Victoria-sama’s attendant?”

 ”Yeah, that’s true. It would be good for Dear Big Sister who’s not used to living in Japan.”

 ”Wait, wait, wait!”

 Huh? What’s wrong, Emily-senpai?

 ”Victoria-sama is going to enter the harem?”

 ”Yeah…”

 So that’s it. I guess Emily-senpai didn’t know about that.

 I’ll explain the situation to Emily-senpai again.

 ”You see, my dear big sister role as an assistant will end this summer, so we’re thinking of having her enter the harem and work as a spy on our side with Kukuri-chan.”

 This was also unexpected, but my sister came up with a proposal for me.

 I thought my sister didn’t really like Aqua, so I was really surprised.

 ”I think, Victoria, is more, reliable than I am, so she, should be fine!

 So why did she suddenly become Chijou?

 ”My sister is easily misunderstood, but she’s actually quite kind, you know?”

 ”Hmm… but I can only imagine her getting angry!”

 I could easily imagine that scene too.

 I could picture Emily-senpai being forced to kneel by my sister, who had caught her peeking at her underwear in the closet and was furious.

 ”Miss, Miss, Emily-sama is somewhat free-spirited, and it would be more interesting if she were allowed to do as she pleased… and got scolded for it, wouldn’t it? Hehehe.”

 Pegonia, didn’t you just say that was interesting?

 Emily-senpai heard that too.

 ”Indeed, if we let Emily-senpai do as she pleased, it’s likely that irregularities would occur.”

 The problem is that those irregularities might happen to us.

 ”Indeed, they’re representatives of each country, and they won’t hold back even if it means showing their true nature. If we think about it that way, we’ll have to take some risks too…”

 I thought it was weird that we had to take risks just because Emily-senpai was involved, but I guess that’s just how it is…

 ”Wait a minute, do I look like I’ve become your tumor or something!?”

 Nee-san, Pegonia, and I all nodded in agreement.

 I think anyone who knows Emily-senpai’s true nature would think the same way.

 ”Grrr… it seems like this Super Albeiter Yukishiro Emily is getting serious!”

 ”Good luck!”

 ”Do your best!”

 ”Hehehe, this is going to be interesting!”

 Emily-senpai seems motivated too, so let’s just leave it to her for now.

 I don’t know what will happen, but it looks like it’ll be fun, so let’s go for it.

 ”So, Emily-senpai, I’ll leave the miscellaneous tasks in the harem to you, okay?”

 ”I’ll make sure to take good care of you, Emily-sama, as your senior maid.”

 ”Just make sure to report back to me properly, Emily-san.”

 ”Huh? Miscellaneous tasks?! Not the harem leader or anything?!”

 You think I’d make Emily-senpai the leader of the harem? That’s ridiculous.

 The harem would be in chaos.

 Besides, the leader of the harem has already been decided.

 ”Ugh, this is terrible. I’ll start my harem strategy from being a miscellaneous task member, and I’ll become the future leader of the harem I’ll put my plan into action!!”

 What’s with that plan? It’s probably just a bunch of nonsense.

 Emily-senpai’s thoughts are usually pointless, or she’s not thinking at all.

 ”Well, in that case, let’s talk about the employment…”

 ”Emily-senpai, you’re heading that way.”

 I point towards the exit again.

 ”Well, let’s take a lunch break here and… Emily-san, can I hear about the Eeroi Mask incident?”

 ”Ah! E…?”

 Emily-senpai looks at me with puppy dog eyes.

 Even with those eyes, I can’t help her with this.

 Sorry.

 ”Well, let’s go to that room over there.”

 ”Y-yes…”

 I wave my hand at Emily-senpai, who’s being dragged along.

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