Volume 9 Chapter 21 Bulletin board, The Power of the Legal Wife Tested
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[Breast Memorial Day] Thread for discussing Shirogane Aqua Part 3289 [Decision to Make it a National Holiday]
8 Verification Team *07218KADO6
Hogee..
9 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
Hogee..
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>> 8-9
What happened to these two pieces of junk?
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>> 12
I don’t know? At first, I was worried about them, but since they usually don’t say anything good, there was no problem at all
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>> 8-9
Chinposuki messed up at work and Hagetoru dropped her wallet!!
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>> 16
If Chinposuki messed up at work, she would forget it as soon as the preaching was over, and Hagetoru would recover in 10 minutes even if she lost her wallet. Besides, is there any point in dropping a wallet without money in the first place?
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>> 18
LMAO
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>> 18
LOLOL
23 Hakuryuu *XQshotacon
Hogee..
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>> 23
Sensei, work faster
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>> 23
Sensei, do you have time to hogee?
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>> 23
Sensei, is the new book out yet?
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You guys are too hard on Sensei LOL. I thought so, but everyone with a name is strict here LMAO
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>> 31
Well, we can only say “Shumi, die” on the bulletin board
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>> 34
That’s right lol
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By the way, I bought the Emperor Sports earlier, is this real?
Ranking of women for our Aqua-sama to marry next
This paper unravels the information that Shirogane Aqua (Beryl Entertainment, or Beryl / Idol High School) will marry next, based on the votes
10th place S.S.-san (Beryl / Ane-san)
This paper has caught information that her breasts are large. There is a high possibility that they work in the same workplace
9th place Atori Ako-san (Beryl / President)
The president is in charge of being his manager. However, there is also information that they drew a line, so the possibility is low
8th place M.Y.-san (National civil servant / S*men extraction officer)
She has super big breasts (refer to attached photo / eye contact), and his breast declaration is for her? Due to the relationship between the extraction officer and the male, there is a high possibility
7th place Shirogane Marin-san (company president / mother)
His mom also has big things like his big sister. Is Aqua-sama’s love for big breasts influenced by her family? Supported by moms all over the country who love their sons
6th place Morikawa Kaede-san (Announcer / Co-star)
They have collaborated many times. From this winter, they will be in a business consignment relationship with Beryl and will be closer. There is a group that supports Morikawa behind the scenes in the national broadcasting organization, and it’s no longer a joke
5th place Tsukimachi Ayana-san (Idol / Co-star)
Not only as co-stars, but also as classmates, it is a high probability. During the filming of the Getsuku (Monday 9 PM Drama), a photo was taken of two people chatting and laughing together (refer to the attached photo)
4th place is T.K-san-san (Beryl/Manager)
Known as the Verification Team *9n2SARETAi, there are high expectations for their previous interest in otome (maiden) hobbies. Additionally, she has a step ahead with Aqua-sama’s preferred bust size
3rd place is Hakuryuu Aiko-sensei (Novelist/Colleague)
In this issue, we caught them walking together in the hotel corridor where they went on a date (refer to the next page). Tremble at Aqua-sama’s kindness and coolness as he gently escort Hakuryuu-sensei
2nd place is S.L-san (Middle School Student/Sister)
As expected, the little sister is a surefire hit, and our newspaper has already caught wind of the strong information that they are already engaged. In the attached photo, we captured the image of the sister sitting in the back seat of the bike driven by Aqua-sama
1st place is Nekoyama Toa-san (Beryl/Classmate)
Love transcends even gender!! (Author’s wish) In this issue, we have thoroughly captured their crepe shop date on the back cover
Out of the rankings, others
Due to the recognition of deliberate manipulation in the Holy Aqua Religion’s Saint voting, she has been excluded from the rankings. Due to the large number of votes from Verification Team *07218KADO6-san as a joke, she has been excluded as well
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>>39
Toa-chan in 1st place, including Nee-san, Emperor Sports understands it well lol
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>>39
Emperor Sports, usually they make fun of it, but this is a serious prediction
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>>39
What!? A crepe shop date with Toa-chan!? I’m going to buy Emperor Sports
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>>39
Hagetoru is out of the rankings, hilarious LMAO
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>>39
Because you guys play Hagetoru, LOL
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>>39
It’s surprising that Beryl couldn’t stop this
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>>39
This is Emperor Sports, so even Beryl couldn’t stop it. Emperor Sports, which is called a treasure trove of jokes, is not believed by anyone anyway. It would be more suspicious if they stopped its publication
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>>39
There are people who think Emperor Sports is just a joke, but this kind of thing is actually quite serious. Last year, in this same period, they predicted the ranking of female celebrities who would get married next year (which is this year) and got almost 80% correct
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>>39
I bought this too, and Nee-san and the S*men Extraction Officer were really busty. That’s why the credibility has increased. It’s amazing that they even researched the S*men Extraction Officer
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>>39
Nee-san LOL
Morikawa LMAO
57 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
>>39
This is serious. This Morikawa will marry Aqua-kun and retire from the company!!
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>>39
I have high hopes for Nee-san and Hakuryuu-sensei, for real…
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>>39
I’m a fan of Ayana-chan from eau de Cologne, so I’m a bit conflicted. There are already weird antis when they co-star, and if they go crazy because of these rumors, it would be unbearable. Of course, there is no objection to the two getting together, but I want that people to leave them alone
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>>39
Even though they are the same co-stars, Kohina Yukari-paisen is out of the picture, it’s so funny. I don’t think she meant it, but when I look at this, it seems like she said “Why am I out of the picture?” LOL
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>>39
In addition to this, there are also discussions about Euris who appeared together in the CR cup, Kuga Reira who co-starred in the CM and runway, Sayamu Inko who played together outside of the stream, and Kato Iria from Fairies who took a photo together backstage
It was interesting to see that Toa-chan’s sister, who is said to look just like him, was also properly considered. However, the way it ends with the author’s wishful thinking is just like Emperor Sport quality. LOL
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>>39
Comparing the breasts in the Emperor Sport images is just too much. It’s too deliberate to put Aqua-sama’s little sister between the images of Nee-san and the S*men Extraction Officer. LMAO
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>>57
You, LMAO
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>>57
This is terrible, LOL
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>>57
With just the words retirement, the support group is also disbanding. Good job
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>>57
I saw the worst response today
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>>60
I understand. I would support them if it were true, but I want them to be left alone
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I bought the Emperor Sport, but the headlines are still ridiculously funny. LOL
– Actress Kohina Yukari-san eating two 98 yen onigiri alone in the park
– The girls at the cultural festival were thrilled by the cross-dressing appearance of Tsukimachi Ayana, the ever-popular center of eau de Cologne
– Shirogane Kanon, the former princess, hesitating to buy discounted buri fish fillets at the supermarket
– Atori Ako, the president with a suit, caught on camera entering a restaurant with a smile
– Kuga Reira, who seems to be back in a hurry, playing with her bike in a friend’s garage
– Morikawa Kaede, the announcer, is doing well at work, but what about her private life? She seems to be about to fall in a place where there is nothing
– The world conference begins, and the prime minister, who is fluent in 8 languages, protects Aqua-sama’s sp**m from other countries with the secret technique of Morikawa tactics
– Nekoyama Toa and Aa-chan, who is sleepy, is being watched big sisters as they yawn during their live stream
– A must-see for all moms! Mayuzumi Shintaro-kun’s best hip collection, Heaven’s Sword edition!
– Is Tenga Akira-senpai actually an alien? Approaching the mysterious community representative who advocates the theory of being reborn as a fallen angel
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>>73
Regarding “Actress eating two 98 yen onigiri alone in the park” and “Former princess hesitating to buy discounted buri fish fillets at the supermarket”
It’s fine for the actress to eat 98 yen onigiri, and it’s fine for the former princess to consider buying discounted products. LOL Just leave them alone
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>>73
>Morikawa Kaede, the announcer, is doing well at work, but what about her private life? She seems to be about to fall in a place where there is nothing
Definitely the most irrelevant article of the year LOL
Maybe there was no other news and they had an open slot
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>>73
>The world conference begins, and the prime minister, who is fluent in 8 languages, protects Aqua-sama’s sp**m from other countries with the secret technique of Morikawa tactics
Don’t suddenly put in serious articles LOL
What the hell is the secret tactics Morikawa strategy LMAO
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>>73
>Atori Ako, the president with a suit, caught on camera entering a restaurant with a smile
I saw this article, and it was only people wearing badges from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Maybe they received job offers from other countries through the Ministry of Foreign Affairs
When it comes to appearing as a representative of the country, the options are limited, I wonder which one it was
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>>80
It’s from the runway, right?
Until just now, they were having a normal conversation, and then that person said, “I don’t understand,” in a broken joking language manner
The person who was told that also had a face like, “That’s not true,” but that person was really pretending not to know
By the way, in Stars, they call that MORIKAWA tactics
And in the case of the Prime Minister, she puts her hand on her ear and starts a skit at the World Conference, saying, “Sorry, my hearing is bad,” and the Foreign Minister who was accompanying her was laughing like crazy
The Prime Minister is 46 years old, it’s not like she’s hard of hearing LOL
And in the end, she left with a ridiculous performance, holding her stomach and saying her head hurt, and other countries were at a loss
Indeed, she uses all the tricks she can, even if she has to lick mud or lick shoes
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>>73
>Is Tenga Akira-senpai actually an alien? Approaching the mysterious community representative who advocates the theory of being reborn as a fallen angel
I’m going to buy Emperor Sport for this LOL
Seriously, they write nothing but ridiculous articles LOL
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>>73
>Is Tenga Akira-senpai actually an alien? Approaching the mysterious community representative who advocates the theory of being reborn as a fallen angel
Is he a fallen angel or a alien? Make it clear LOL
And where is that mysterious community? Are they the patients in the fallen angel thread on the bulletin board?
This overall messy feeling is Emperor Sport. That’s why it’s suspicious
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>>73
>A must-see for all moms! Mayuzumi Shintaro-kun’s best hips collection, Heaven’s Sword edition!
Emperor Sport, are they doing such a wonderful project!?
I’m going to buy it now
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>>73
Damn it LOL When I see stuff like this, I want to buy it LOL
Even though they only write things that don’t matter at all, I want to buy it LMAO
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>>89
Mayushin’s hips collection was the best in the summer edition
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>>80
They’re writing this like a joke, but I think they were able to successfully avoid repeated demands from other countries
There were even countries that approached with natural resources like oil as trade materials
However, it’s impossible to deliberately misunderstand Aqua-kun’s sp**m as Akita Inu (dog) sp**m LMAO
By the way, in response to the Prime Minister who said hse doesn’t understand foreign languages, the foreign diplomat came over and asked for Aqua-kun’s sp**m in our language, and the response was “Akita Inu (Dog) sp**m? OK, OK!” in a matter of seconds. It’s too much of a strong mental game. Even the white ladies’s face turned red, LOL
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The Prime Minister just had a press conference with a foreign journalist who was crying for some reason. Her acting skills are so good, the way she dodges questions until the end is the best
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The Prime Minister sometimes goes too far and can be annoying, but she is the strongest when it comes to diplomacy. When Aqua-kun and the others went to the Stars, everything was kept ambiguous and it worked out well
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Here are the Stars, burned down by Aqua-sama, the Holy Aqua Religion, and the Prime Minister
– Her Highness Kanon, who had an overwhelmingly high citizen support rate as the next queen candidate, was taken away
– Similarly popular former Queen Mary moved to our country
– Although she was a former princess, the main role at the Stars royal wedding was played by the Holy Aqua Religion’s saint
– All branches of the Stars Orthodox Church in our country were dismantled as a recognized danger and somehow incorporated into the Holy Aqua Religion
– Even though there was so much commotion, the Stars paid compensation to our country as a nation
– They took Shumi hostage… and through various unreasonable means, they made a contract on advantageous conditions to celebrate friendship
In fact, I think it’s the Prime Minister who’s playing with the best toy, Shirogane Aqua, LOL
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>>101
“Even though there was so much commotion, the Stars paid compensation to our country as a nation. They took Shumi hostage… and through various unreasonable means, they made a contract on advantageous conditions to celebrate friendship.” How did this happen? Wait, why is our country receiving compensation?
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>>101
What they’re doing is like those pushy salespeople or scammers. I remember the Prime Minister trying to sell garbage to the Stars and saying “Nyaa” to them. Even though there was a Stars diplomat next to her, what was impressive was the Prime Minister showing her gums, LOL
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We have Shirogane Aqua, the Prime Minister has the Midas touch. Our country, which has obtained the iron ball called Shirogane Aqua, is the strongest
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LOL, an iron ball
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>>106
That iron ball has maximum killing power even against us
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>>109
LOL
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>>109
True
115 Verification Team *010meTA473
I just found out from the Imperial Sports, but… Nee-san was also surprised next to me. By the way, why did they take a picture of me in my casual wear?! Take it when I’m wearing something cuter!
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>>115
Shumi-san, that’s the job of the sports newspaper
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>>115
That’s fine. They have good raw materials, so even if Nee-san’s hair is a little messy and her glasses are slightly crooked, she’s still cute
123 Verification Team *07218KADO6
>>115
Anyway, Aqua-sama will comfort you later and say how cute it is, right!
Ugh! I’m not interested in girls like you!! Shumi, die!!
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>>123
Oh, you’re back LOL
For now, Shumi, die
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>>123
This is the appearance of the ugly friend
But then, Shumi, die!
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>>123
Ugh, it makes me sick if I know that. Shumi, die!
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Hmm, Aqua-sama will comfort her…
I guess it’s understandable if we tells her to die
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>>115
If there is Nee-san besides you, tell her to do her best. But Shumi, die!!
136 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
Hey, by the way, the phone has been ringing since earlier. Should I answer it if it’s from my boss?
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>>136
Answer it immediately
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>>136
Idiot, you should answer it right away!
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>>136
It’s common sense as a working adult
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>>136
It’s funny that you’re pretending to be not home even though it’s a mobile phone
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>>136
Even if you know you’ll be lectured, it’s better to answer it
148 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
Got it. It’s a hassle, but I’ll answer it
Today, my throat is dry and not feeling well, so even if I’m asked to be a substitute, it’s impossible…
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>>148
Hey, you…
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>>148
With Aqua-kun’s declaration of breasts, what do you think of your consideration? LOL
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>>148
It’s almost like saying it, right? LOL
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Breaking news
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Breaking news is here
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Did Mayushin-kun get new glasses?
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Speaking of breaking news, it’s Mayuzumi-kun!
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Huh?
166 Hakuryuu *XQshotacon
Huh…?
167 Anynomous
Hey, hey, the time on the thread has stopped. What happened? I can’t watch TV
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>>167
Same here, can someone who knows the information tell us?
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>>167
Breaking news, Shirogane Aqua-san was attacked and injured by a woman during recording. The situation is unknown
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>>169
Huh?
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>>169
Thank you… huh!?
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Wait a minute, what does this mean?
Hasn’t the details been reported somewhere?
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>>148
This is definitely about that incident!!
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As expected of a national broadcasting, it immediately switched to a news program
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The national broadcasting immediately switched after the breaking news
179 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
Thank you, everyone. I’ll hurry and go to the company
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>>179
Hurry!!
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Commercial broadcasts are also switching to news programs one after another
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The details are still unknown
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Isn’t it only Fuji TV that’s not reporting?
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Is Shumi here?
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For now, let’s kill the culprit
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Huh? Who the hell is this woman!!
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Male? Female? Either way, I won’t forgive them
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“Shumi die” is a joke, but for this guy, “die” is real!
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If Fuji TV is not airing it, is it recorded on Fuji TV
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I’m going to Fuji TV with a chainsaw right now
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I live in Oumi’s tower mansion, and a large number of ambulances and police cars are heading towards Fuji TV
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If it’s confirmed as Fuji, I’ll go there with an ax right now
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>>192
It’s a woman, I understand it’s confusing, but let’s calm down for now!!
201 Verification Team *010meTA473
Everyone, calm down
I haven’t received any information yet, so I can’t say anything, but if something happens to everyone because of everyone’s actions, Aqua will be sad, so let’s stay calm for now!
And Chinposuki, I don’t know if you’re watching this, but please contact me if you know anything
Nee-san had a panic attack, so she can’t answer even if I contact her
Another person beside me also collapsed, so I’m going to take that person to a clinic in the same apartment building, so I won’t be able to come here for a while
Anyway, everyone stay calm! Take a deep breath and watch the information calmly
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>>201
Is Nee-san okay? Shumi, hang in there!!
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Everyone, let’s calm down for now!!
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>>201
This is definitely at the level of real wife not a self-proclaimed one
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>>201
You were really married. I’m moved
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>>201
Usually, I only say “Shumi, die,” but I’m glad your’re the wife
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>>201
As expected of a former princess, you’re a different kind of courage. You have a strong will
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>>201
I won’t forgive the culprit who made Nee-san have a panic attack!! But for now, let’s stay calm!!
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I’ve turned off the power of the chainsaw for now
I was almost arrested for swinging a chainsaw in a residential area
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For now, I put the ax in the storage room
Anyway, it takes five hours one way from my house, so I won’t make it in time
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Shouldn’t everyone call their family members for safety confirmation?
If even Nee-san is having a panic attack, there may be other girls who have collapsed, so let’s confirm everyone’s safety together
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>>218
This
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This is the only thing that’s trending on SNS
>>218 Let’s spread it
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For now, I’ll call my mom..
232 Hakuryuu *XQshotacon
Breaking news, Shirogane Aqua is alive with minor injuries
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Aqua-kun, even with minor injuries, I’m glad you’re alive…
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I won’t forgive even minor injuries
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National broadcasting, prime minister’s press conference
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Emergency press conference by the prime minister
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Is the prime minister serious!
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The prime minister is serious!!
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The prime minister have a serious expression. I’ve never seen a prime minister like this..
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Hey! This guy is a fake, right? She’s not the prime minister I know!
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This is a body double
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All citizens of Kokumin, please remain calm
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A special medical team has been formed and is rushing to the scene by rescue helicopter
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The scene is at Fuji TV. It seems that Chairman Fuji Ranko personally called the prime minister. The culprit has been apprehended, but it is expected that the Self-Defense Forces will be dispatched to seal off the area to avoid confusion
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Minor injuries will take about a week to heal
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The minor injury from cutting the arm was because the knife was deflected
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Wait, what does it mean to deflect a knife?
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This guy is really playing Driver for real
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I’m concerned about the injury and the incident, but what I’m most curious about is how the knife was deflected
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Damn it, Aqua-kun, the victim, is ruining the atmosphere
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The details of the incident will be reported later on Fuji TV
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The prime minister’s press conference is over
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The prime minister is not joking…?
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Is the prime minister serious? LOL
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Good news, it turns out the prime minister can do it
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Fuji TV has also become a news program!
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It seems that Fuji has become an emergency special news program
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It seems to be an accident during the recording of SOUND FAIR
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SOUND FAIR… Was Aqua-kun scheduled to appear? Or is it a surprise?
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Huh?
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The crime targeted Tsukimachi Ayana-san from eau de Cologne
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Ayana-chan!?
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Hey hey, seriously? It’s from the 9PM Drama!! I actually like the 9PM Drama. I don’t know what the culprit didn’t like, but please spare her!!
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If Ayana-chan’s anti-fans increase again, it would be the worst
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I’m glad Tsukimachi Ayana is safe too
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So in the end, is the story that Tsukimachi Ayana’s anti-fans attacked Tsukimachi Ayana and Aqua-kun defended her and came to help?
410 Verification Team *CHiMPOsuki
I’ve grasped the details of the injuries, but it seems like he’s really okay. I’ve also contacted Shumi. It seems like Nee-san is okay too, so don’t worry. By the way, there’s no reaction from Hagetoru, is everything okay? I’m going to work now, but don’t do anything strange!!
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>>410
I can’t believe the day would come when Chinposuki would be useful…. thx!
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>>410
Nee-san is safe, Aqua-kun is safe, understood
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>>410
Thank you! Oh…? By the way, what happened to Hagetoru?
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I have a bad feeling..
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Sorry for going off topic, but I received a message from a friend in the Holy Aqua Religion. It seems that everyone has been instructed to stay at home and pray. For now, it’s reassuring to know that their leader is handling things calmly
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>>441
I’m a follower of the Holy Aqua Religion, a little higher than the average believer, but it seems that the top is a bit confused
That blindfolded sister, who is the saint, is the top of the Holy Aqua Religion, and below her there are the Twelve Bishops
It seems that those people are basically running the organization, but the usually calm Number 1 and Number 12, who is in another country, are really angry and everyone is desperately trying to stop them
And there’s something about the saint descending to the headquarters, so they don’t have time for that. So it seems like the lower ranks are supposed to stay quiet
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Speaking of the Holy Aqua Religion, there must be someone who knows a lot about it
Where did our self-proclaimed high-performance Server-chan go?
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>>467
I think maybe, there are some idiots on the bulletin board who are criticizing Ayana-chan, not threatening to kill her, so I think she’s busy deleting those. After all, Saba-chan is the manager here…
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There’s a warning message when posting now
Good job, Saba-chan
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The flow of the thread is too fast
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It seems that there will be footage of that moment in the Fuji
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Footage of the incident at the Fuji
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People with weak hearts shouldn’t watch!
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Change the channel from the national broadcast to Fuji
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Chairman Fuji Ranko is here!
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Ranko-san!
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An apology, huh
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Apology before the footage
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Apology for Aqua-kun getting injured
Apology for the security problem
Apology for the fact that the Fuji clan was part of the criminal group
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I see, understood
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It’s amazing that they publicly announced that the culprit was a family member and that they publicly acknowledged their mistakes. Don’t write anything extreme. Chairman Ranko is on good terms with Aa-sama. Aa-sama will be heartbroken if he sees that
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The only ones at fault are the damn culprits
Tsukimachi Ayana-san and Chairman Fuji Ranko are not at fault
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Footage is coming
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It started…!
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I see, it’s this guy
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I remember this damn face
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Was it really during the recording?
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Aqua-sama!!
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Aa-samaaaaa!
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Aqua-kun is gone!
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Uwaaaaaa!
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Uooooooo!
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Ugyaaa!!
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It’s too scary to watch!!
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You… you’re kidding, right..
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This is a lie
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Huh? Is this a recording!?
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So cool…
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Amazing LOL
Knocked her down barehanded…
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Is there anyone who can do this in real life?
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Damn, he really gets us excited in a different way!!
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Indeed, he is Shirogane Aqua, who destabilizes the emotions of girls nationwide
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I’m sorry, Aa-sama. Aa-sama’s blood is coming out and it hurts, but at the same time, dirty liquid is dripping from my cr*tch, I’m sorry
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Oh no, all the females in the country are getting wet!
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I’m sure all the girls watching this video are also getting wet
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Even though Aqua-kun is taking it seriously, I wonder what I’m doing. I trembled at my own despicable female instincts
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If I were Tsukimachi Ayana, I would fall in love in seconds
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Ayana-chan…
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Tsukimachi-san…
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Ayana-chan probably has various things going on too
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There was talk about her quitting mysteriously and being harassed before, but it’s probably serious based on this feeling
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Aqua-kun…
664 Anynomous
Aqu-tan is cool
667 Anynomous
Damn, this guy makes me realize he’s cool in seconds
669 Anynomous
Everyone becomes quiet when Aqua-sama starts talking, LMAO
673 Anynomous
The fans are here!
675 Anynomous
The fans’ cheering is great!!
676 Anynomous
I like this kind of thing..
678 Anynomous
Damn, he started doing hot things for real!!
681 Anynomous
The team members are good
684 Anynomous
Fran is already head over heels. This guy is not good at hiding it, just like Chinposuki
686 Anynomous
Maron-senpai invited Ayana-chan, so she must have something to think about
692 Anynomous
She’s usually cheeky, but Fran-chan is cute like an elementary school student in this aspect
696 Anynomous
It feels like the rain is falling and the ground is solidifying
699 Hakuryuu *XQshotacon
It’s troublesome when Aqua-kun is involved, everything goes beyond fiction..
701 Anynomous
Idols save their fans, and fans save their idols. The center pulls everyone together, and the pulled friends hug the center. It’s the best!!
702 Anynomous
Eau de Cologne is good. Beryl is doing it!!
706 Anynomous
Is the video ending here..
712 Anynomous
There were some parts that I couldn’t see clearly, but was the culprit Tsukimachi Ayana-san’s long-time anti or something? Aqua-sama helped a lot. I’m glad Ayana-san is safe
716 Anynomous
I felt a little heart flutter in front of the last girl. Only Aqua-kun is like that
721 Anynomous
Are there any girls who react like “if you spit on it, it’ll heal”? Aa-sama, that spit of yours is probably worth 1 billion for 1 ml..
723 Anynomous
Chairman Fuji Ranko, apologizing again
726 Anynomous
After watching the video, I thought that her family really didn’t hide the information about the culprit
732 Anynomous
Tightening the family. And the mastermind behind it all is a man..
736 Anynomous
We will deal with it strictly, whether it’s a man or not!!
739 Anynomous
>>721
I’m relieved that I have comrades
742 Anynomous
Could it be that Ayana-chan was being harassed by boys? I can’t say that kind of thing, but I think there are quite a few girls who were hurt by boys in their childhood
If everyone could have s*x with boys, they would be okay with being r**ed, but it was tragic for girls who were r**ed before puberty. They have a fear of men and some girls even have panic attacks when they remember it
But if they talk about it, they get criticized by other girls for bragging..
747 Anynomous
>>742
The other day, it was on the national broadcast, but it was pitiful for the girl who was beaten by boys every day
There’s no way you can like someone after something like that
752 Anynomous
Kokucho Agewa posted that people should strengthen the male protection law in response to this incident
758 Anynomous
>>752
“The Minister of Health, Labour and Welfare doesn’t need to review it immediately. We should discuss it more deeply in various places. Also, if I, the Prime Minister, makes decisions with short-sighted thinking, it could close the future of young people who will live from now on
As a country, we need to discuss what the citizen want to do, and what they want. Personally, I think that strengthening the male protection law is a defeat for those who have given up on thinking
In this country, and ultimately in the whole world, I want the leaders to present a new form of relationships between men and women, so that all men and women can build better relationships. That’s what I can say.”
By the way, who the hell is this guy
763 Anynomous
>>758
This is a body double!!
765 Anynomous
>>758
The Prime Minister’s body double is too capable. What was that crying apology press conference this morning like a child?
768 Anynomous
>>758
I sent a message to the Cabinet Office saying that the Prime Minister’s account has been taken over by someone
772 Anynomous
You guys are treating the Prime Minister badly LOL
776 Anynomous
Damn, it’s troublesome when she occasionally shows her capabilities
779 Anynomous
National broadcast Morikawa is here!!
782 Anynomous
Morikawa is late, it’s already almost over!!
786 Anynomous
Morikawa, wearing pajamas on top LOL
789 Anynomous
Hogekawaーーーーー!
792 Anynomous
Hogekawa came out and left in a second LOL
What the hell is she doing!!
795 Anynomous
When I looked closely, Hogekawa was wearing different socks on her left and right feet…
801 Anynomous
>>795
LOL
803 Anynomous
I was stupid to expect something from Hogekawa after all
809 Anynomous
I’m changing the channel
813 Verification Team *010meTA473
Thank you all for waiting
For now, Nee-san is safe. Thank you to those who were worried
I also contacted Aqua and confirmed that he is safe here as well
I received an email confirming that there are no injuries, so there is no problem
I apologize for causing concern this time. Please let the person know that there were many people who were worried about them
817 Anynomous
>>813
Yes, the legal wife
819 Anynomous
>>813
Seeing this kind of thing, it’s just as I thought
822 Anynomous
>>813
Even though Nee-san has her own difficulties, I feel like I understand why this person was chosen as the legal wife after seeing her response this time
825 Anynomous
>>813
I’m really glad you told me to calm down at that time
Everyone was able to calm down because the legal wife was not angry. If that hadn’t happened, there probably would have been riots somewhere, or incidents and accidents happening in unrelated places, and it would have been a big problem
828 Verification Team *010meTA473
Also, thank you to the people who spread my words on SNS. Thank you, Chinposuki. Also, Hagetoru… surprisingly calm
833 Anynomous
>>828
It was unexpected that the usual useless guys were reliable in this situation. I don’t know what Hagetoru did, though lol
836 Anynomous
I don’t really want to say it, but I was surprised because I thought Neesan would be more reliable. In times like this, I thought Shumi would collapse, Hagetoru would go wild, Chinposuki would panic, and Nee-san would handle everything alone
840 Anynomous
What did Hagetoru do? I’m curious about that lol
843 Anynomous
Holy Aqua Religion is also silent. I wonder what happened, they said the higher-ups were going wild
847 Anynomous
>>843
It seems that the Saint descended to the headquarters and gave a chop to the top person, telling them to calm down. Also, just now, a mail was sent to all believers from the headquarters saying, “If you’re awake, we don’t know what trouble you might cause, so just mas***bating and go to sleep quietly!” Thank you for your hard work!
852 Anynomous
>>847
Headquarters, LMAO
856 Anynomous
>>847
Who sent that email today? It felt clearly different from the usual person who sends it. Clearly at the same level as Hagetoru’s writing
861 Anynomous
>>847
The headquarters that sent this email is competent, lol
867 Anynomous
Anyway, I’m glad nothing happened… or did it?
873 Anynomous
>>867
For now, at least. It’s a bit worrying that Aqua-sama got injured, but if it’s not a serious injury, we can endure it somehow
879 Anynomous
I wondered why Emperor Sports suddenly entered the trending rankings, but you guys… LOL
Let’s calm down by looking at Mayuzumi-kun’s Hip Collections for now. It’s so stupid
885 Anynomous
Other programs are also returning to their regular schedules. That’s better
898 Anynomous
It seems to be reported in other countries too, and it’s entering the world trends. I also received a sudden email from my friends in the States and Stars asking if Aqua Shirogane is safe
903 Anynomous
Even important people from other countries are reacting, it’s funny
907 Anynomous
Euris, Charlie-kun, John, and Trash Punks are saying they’re rushing over here, so someone who can speak a foreign language, please let them know he’s safe
914 Anynomous
>>907
It’s nice that everyone is genuinely worried. I’m happy
919 Anynomous
When the breaking news first came out, I really thought my breath had stopped
925 Anynomous
Aqua-kun, I want you to take better care of yourself… Tsukimachi-san is important, but you’re important too..
931 Anynomous
Saba-chan is raging in other threads, or rather, in the eau de Cologne thread. She’s saying that people who post cruel things will be permanently banned. Who the hell is the idiot bashing Ayana-chan in this situation?
936 Anynomous
>>931
Tsukimachi Ayana is the victim, right? Seriously, who the hell is bashing her?
944 Anynomous
Saba-chan is seriously talented, keep up the good work
952 Anynomous
Only the national broadcasting is making special arrangements. For now, the policy is to repeatedly convey that everything is safe
960 Anynomous
Morikawa came out again, but the direct mail screen from Aqua-kun is too strong!
963 Anynomous
Hey, hey, just now Morikawa, Aqua-sama’s email address was about to be exposed worldwide! Phew… the senior next to her noticed and quickly hid it
967 Anynomous
Hogekawa lmao
972 Anynomous
Is this guy still half-asleep? lol
976 Anynomous
Wait, does Morikawa know Aqua-sama’s email address!? Well, I thought there was a possibility, but knowing it again makes me feel indescribable
981 Anynomous
The address book in Morikawa’s phone must be a big deal. This is like a state secret level. Can we trust this guy? lol
986 Anynomous
I envy being able to exchange emails directly with Aqua-kun
990 Anynomous
>>39
Wait, isn’t this becoming plausible now?
993 Anynomous
We can no longer call this a joke
994 Anynomous
Empire Sports is dangerous. I’m going to buy it at the convenience store now
997 Anynomous
Next time, Morikawa will be here!
999 Anynomous
It’s helpful that Aqua-sama’s direct mail is public. I’m really glad he’s safe
1000 Anynomous
If it’s the 1000th post, I hope Aqua-sama’s wound and Ayana-chan’s heart heal quickly and cleanly!
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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