Volume 9 Chapter 6 Bulletin board, Morikawaaaaaaaa
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
Change of name: wife-like => self-proclaimed wife
[Shirogane Aqua] Everyday Meal 65th Anniversary Special Episode [Morikawa Kaede]
Everyday Meal, is it true that Aqua-sama will appear?
At first, it was undecided when the information was first released, but it was listed in the schedule as usual
It seems like they kept it hidden until the last moment
I’m worried if it’s okay with Hogekawa…
Morikawa is capable when Beryl is involved
But Gorikawa-san had achievements when she appeared on a cooking show. Just like, she crushed lemons with her strength
Well, she’s generally not good at delicate work
And another example is rolling pins break. I learned for the first time that rolling pins can break
And when she caught a dropped glass, she instantly crushed it. There is also a case which nuts she crushed in a mortar turned into powder
Even a knife slipped out and flew towards the cameraman. It was a complete broadcasting accident
I’m already full of anxiety…
But the national broadcasting station wanted to use this for live broadcasting. It’s amazing
I can only see a future of messing up
This guy should just join Beryl’s security department. She’ll protect everyone
That would also be worrying in a different way
It’s 30 minutes before the broadcast, but there’s no one with a username group… Isn’t that unusual?
Shumi was in the anime live commentary
That guy is definitely an otaku
Hagetoru was asking if she can eat leather shoes in the food board’s question thread
Oh my LMAO
Hey, that’s a lie LOL
Is that guy okay…
Either Nee-san or Shumi should save Hagetoru
I want to save Hagetoru
Shumi should just keep Hagetoru
It’s like having a Butter Inu (Dog)
That’s too disgusting LMAO
She would probably go straight to licking the husband
Hagetoru is the worst…
Whether it’s the cultural festival, Halloween event, or today’s everyday meal, each one has a satisfying volume, but the supply is overwhelming. I’m really happy that Aqua-kun and Beryl do something regularly
I understand. In the past, we used to cherish each one for years, but Beryl generously brings them out one after another. It’s a bit hard to keep up, but that’s why it’s fun to think about what to watch or do every day when I get home
Speaking of the cultural festival, Kumano-sensei, the author of the pink rose, was enthusiastic about publishing a revised edition
The same goes for Otomeiro no Kokoro (Maiden’s Heart) and Hana-ata, but when Aqua-kun is involved, even old works become lively again, and there are nostalgic fans who are reignited and new fans are created. It’s great that everyone can enjoy it together
Or rather, Aa-sama breaks through even the generation gap
Heaven’s Sword, which can be enjoyed by parents and children, is one example, but at school, “My honor student Big Brother” is extremely popular among teachers and students
I’m on the teacher’s side, but surprisingly, there are more teachers who are enthusiastic than students
There are many teachers who want a student like the brother, and many teachers want to spoil that type
I’m exactly that pattern
Aqua-kun is hereeeee!
Aa-sama’s new song
Beryl is singing again
New song without announcement!!
Wait a minute, what are you talking about?
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The related drama announces Aqu-tan’s new song without any notice
Since it’s directed by Hana-ata, is there a connection? This is surprising
Gwaaaaah, I could hear a little bit at the end…!
Official, please release it quickly!!
Huh? You don’t know either, wife?
Album information revealed in a commercial!
Someone please capture it!!
It’s too fast, I can’t understand!!
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I will repost the announcement from the official account
The first album will be a 3-disc set due to various circumstances
1. Maiden-colored Heart “To You, Where the Flowers Bloom” (ED song for the drama RE:LATED)
2. Glass Teenager (PV appearance by Yukishiro Mikuni) “Fuji TV Music Station ED song”
3. Pendulum Crafted Heart “Haugenmattas Ice Cream CM song” *new song
4. Carpe diem (PV appearance by Yukishiro Emily) “Drama RE:LATED insert song” *new song
5. Shikiori (Season by Season) “Hanafuda Hall’s mobile game CM song, Kasage! Zenigeba no Shima CM song”
6. Fireworks (Tsukimachi Ayana * Shirogane Aqua) “Coke Company Aquarius CM song” *new song
1. Stars boy ft. Trash punks “Corolle Homme CM song”
2. beautiful right? “BerylXBeryl official song”
3. stay here (PV appearance by Charlie) “National Broadcasting News Program ED song”
4. I don’t want to miss a moment of you (PV appearance by Shirogane Kanon) “Official song for the Cabinet Office’s recommended wedding campaign”
5. You are beautiful (Nekoyama Toa, Mayuzumi Shintaro, Tenga Akira) “Fuji Department Store official song”
6. Let’s clap our hands on a happy day “Morinaga Merry Biscuit official song”
7. [Please wait for the information embargo to be lifted] *new song, delayed due to contractual obligations
1. Phantom Requiem (PV appearance by Kohina Yukari) “My Honor Student Big Brother ED song”
2. HOT HOT HOT Limit OVER! “Momofuku Food CM song”
3. next round “Masked Driver Heaven’s Sword first season OP song”
4. elementum “Masked Driver Heaven’s Sword second season OP song” *new song
5. Infinite Flame “Onmyoji insert song” *new song
6. FULL SPEED (Kenzaki Souji with Kamishiro Hajime) “Masked Driver Heaven’s Sword first season insert song”
7. Intensifying Boisterous Dance (Kenzaki Souji, Kamishiro Hajime, Tachibana Zanki, Kagami Natsuki) “Masked Driver Heaven’s Sword second season insert song” *new song
8. On the day the world ends “Halloween Night Festival song”
The limited first edition of the complete reservation production will come with a live and PV video disc, as well as an off-shot booklet
The release date is December 24th!! The price is an astonishing 2,980 yen, and the limited first edition will be 4,980 yen
Reservations for the limited first edition can be made until the end of January, so even minors can buy it after receiving New Year’s money
Thank you, Nee-san
The price, is it really this cheap?
I’ll buy both
> 4. I don’t want to miss a moment of you (PV appearance by Shirogane Kanon)
> “Official song for the Cabinet Office’s recommended wedding campaign”
Hey! Don’t mess around!!
There’s no helping it when someone says “Shumi, die.”
As expected, there are many people here who are upset on his spouse, and it’s hilarious, lol
You can’t say it openly, but without a doubt, “Shumi, die” is a popular phrase in the background, lol
“2. Glass Teenager (PV appearance, Yukishiro Mikuni) – Fuji TV Music Station ED Song”
“4. Carpe diem (PV appearance, Yukishiro Emiri) – Drama RE:LATED In-Drama Song” ※ New Song
Relatives of Mishu-sama…?
There are a few places that catch my attention
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Also, the new song release of Heaven’s Sword will be on January 1st broadcast, so if you buy it on the 24th, you can listen to it as a Christmas present to yourself
＞6. Fireworks (Tsukimachi Ayana＊Shirogane Aqua) “Coke Company Aquarius CM song” *new song
Wait a minute, it doesn’t say PV appearance, but could it be a duet? Rina, you betrayed me even though I’m supporting you!
I received an email!!
3. Heart of a Pendulum “Haugenmattas Ice Cream CM song” *new song
Lyrics and composition by Murashita Takae
5. Infinite Flame “Onmyoji insert song” *new song
Lyrics by Sakai Mikiko, composition by Suzuki Hidemi
Since “Heart of a Pendulum” is a cover song like “Maiden-colored Heart,” isn’t this the first time it’s not written by Toa-chan?
This song “Heart of a Pendulum” is also a cover song like “Maiden-colored Heart.”
The combination of Sakai Mikiko and Suzuki Hidemi gives me a bad feeling in a good way
Tsukimachi Ayana is Aqua-kun’s classmate. When you think about it, it makes sense
Ayana-chan is an idol, but she sings well. But… compared to Aqua-kun’s singing ability, I wonder how it is
＞4. Carpe diem (PV appearance, Yukishiro Emily) “Drama RE:LATED insert song” *new song
This is the song we were excited about earlier
Even though I’m Emily-senpai’s junior, this person is really beautiful. She definitely must be Mishu-sama’s relative since she looks like her
Damn, I don’t know where to start… But I’m looking forward to PVs with Charlie-kun and Kohina-senpai
Just with this, I definitely want to buy it
Surprisingly, there are many tie-up songs
Oh, I want to watch it more carefully, but “everyday meal” will start!
It’s time for meal!
Waiting for meal
A-kun, it’s here!
Morikawa, it’s here!
Hogekawa, it’s here!
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D*mn, that Hogekawa guy, she always has such an annoying face!! Aqua-sama, be careful, she’s definitely thinking dirty thoughts in her head!
What’s with that? When I saw them wearing aprons and standing side by side, it irritated me
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Aqua-kun: “What should we do?”
Morikawa: “What should we do?”
This part really irritated me!
Isn’t it a little too lovey-dovey?
The self-proclaimed wife is getting jealous, lol
“if Aqua-kun makes it, I’ll be happy with anything.” D*mn, this guy!
Today is not Hogekawa or Gorikawa, it’s Derekawa
Gingerbread house is here!
I want a gingerbread house
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I’m getting hungry from this
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Morikawa: “Newlywed Couple”
Hey, this guy!!
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Public and private mixed! Public and private mixed! Public and private mixed!!
I will stop paying the public broadcasting fee
Gingerbread house? Minecraft… the ideal home… ugh!
When I hear “gingerbread house,” I remember Minecraft and shudder
Morikawa, can you do things like cutting shapes?
Hey, I heard a bent metal sound!
Bad news, Gorikawa, the cookie cutter is bent due to brute force. LMAO
This guy, LOL
While Aqua-kun wasn’t looking, she forcefully restored it with brute force. LOL
Isn’t it no longer in its original shape?
Isn’t the shape strange?
At first, it looked like a horse shape, but now it has two humps and looks like a camel. LOL
This guy, LMAO
She’s already messing up, huh? LOL
Aa-sama doesn’t even notice this situation. He has a sense of importance
Somehow, it feels like a good atmosphere again
I also want to be praised by Aqua-kun
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Whatt teacher? Stop joking around, you perverted student!!
Did the reaction of the self-proclaimed wife disappear? Did she die?
Is the self-proclaimed wife okay?
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Huh!? When I called the public broadcasting customer service, they hung up on me! When I said, “I’m Shirogane Aqua’s wife,” they said, “Yeah, yeah, self-proclaimed wife.” Don’t joke around without me saying anything yet!
This is so damn sh*tty. LMAO
This is a complainer
Even though she’s a wife, she doesn’t have any composure. LOL
I can hear the sound of someone hitting the wall from three houses away
The person upstairs has been stomping their feet since earlier. I understand their feelings, but the dust is terrible, so I want them to stop
Hey, you’ll get scolded by Nee-san. Don’t cause too much trouble for your husband’s workplace. I understand your feelings 100%, but LMAO
This is bad
Oh no, Morikawa has a knife!
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Run, Aqua-sama! That person is dangerous!
Just because Hogekawa has a knife, the scene and the bulletin board are tense. LMAO
Exciting in various ways~
Oh no, my v*gina tightened with fear just now
When she first put the knife in, I thought she took her finger with it
When she put the knife down, there was a loud noise and she panicked. LOL
Everyone, it’s okay. If it’s Gorikawa, even the knife might break
I’m worried that the knife might break when it hits Gorikawa’s fist
Bad news, when I was watching a cooking show, it turned out to be a horror show!
I breathe a sigh of relief as the knife scene ends safely. Why do I have to sweat while watching a cooking show… Wait, is that what cooking shows are like?
Huh!? Huh!? Huh~!?
A sudden praise for Morikawa’s apron from Aqua-kun. LOL
This guy is getting all lovey-dovey!
Breaking news, Morikawa and Shumi have the same apron
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This guy is joking around!!
Shumi should just die after all
Hey hey hey, Shumi-chan, great victory! Don’t joke around!
Four people…? W-wait, could it be even Nee-san… huh!?
What? Nee-san bought such a cute apron? Really…?
This apron seems like it’ll be identified today and sold out from the stores by tomorrow
I somehow feel like you don’t have the right to say that
This guy, lol, it’s surprising she can say that
Morikawa, did you really doing that!?
Hogekawa, the mitten! Don’t forget it!!
Breaking news, Morikawa almost grabbed the hot tray from the oven with her bare hands. Aqua-kun was so focused on something else that he didn’t notice, lol
The lines from Aqua-sama, half-asleep, are exactly what I want to say to Aa-sama, lol
Gorikawa, you touched it a bit, but you’re way too calm. Normally, people’d have burns, LOL
Sad news, Morikawa has a thick face in more ways than one; her hands are thick-skinned too
It feels like there have been multiple broadcast accidents, but Aqua-kun, who remains completely unfazed, what’s going on with him, LOL?
Aqua-kun, you’re really skilled at cooking
His tempering is amazing too
He’d definitely win the Miss Contest at the culture festival. Clearly, he’s better at cooking than us
I want a wife like this
Aqua-kun, are you actually not a husband but everyone’s wife!?
He’s definitely more outstanding than the self-proclaimed wife, lol
Morikawa, can you even use a piping bag?
Aqua-sama looks cool when using a piping bag. I want him to squeeze my H-cups with that face
There are probably lots of fools who fantasize inappropriately while watching Aqua-kun use a piping bag, LOL. And, that includes me
Morikawa, you went overboard with that last “pfft,” lol
She’s trying to cover it up, trying to cover it up, lol
Aqua-kun, he still hasn’t noticed, huh?
Could it be that Aa-kun is already sleepy? Want to take a break in this big sister’s bosom?
Every day, it’s definitely a legendary episode about food
Good news, Aqua-kun knows the existence of the door in his house!
Oh! He’s progressed; he forgot to put doors in Minecraft!
He’s trying to make windows, too; he’s definitely growing
I think I just heard Hogekawa mess up
× Can still recover
○ It’s too late now
On the national broadcast, by doing different tasks, they’ve wiped Morikawa from view, LOL
Aqua-kun, we know you’re using all of Morinaga’s sweets
Morinaga is definitely smiling because of this
These sweets will disappear from the supermarket and convenience stores by tomorrow
Aa-sama is a housewife’s ally. He not only started with cookie dough but also came up with a recipe that takes it easy. Cooking every day is already tough, but making sweets requires different effort. There’s a possibility that he’s just trying to please Morinaga-san, but I like this thoughtfulness
He’s skilled at using a palette knife
I wonder what he’s planning with the cellophane sheets?
As expected, Aqua-chan is the only winner!
Aqua-sama, I want you to be my wife…!
He pasted something at home!
Is it like a present box?
He has this sense of style, so why is he so bad at Minecraft..
His sense of aesthetics might be lacking, but when it comes to cooking, Aqua-kun suddenly shines
Even though he’s not good at writing lyrics, Aqua-kun is talkative only when talking about girls
What’s the difference…?
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These guys have been flirting too much since earlier!
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Don’t mess around! I haven’t been doing anything like that either!!
The national broadcast is flooded with protest calls, LOL, can’t get through
Self-proclaimed wife. Lol
That’s too funny, lol
Oh well, lol
Oh, how nice
I don’t protest, but I’m just envious of being able to cook together with Aa-sama
It’s nice that Aqua-kun compliments everything
Morikawa-san also seems to enjoy cooking together
Oh, so that ring from earlier was a ribbon after all
Nice, it looks more like a present
The number of people commenting seems to be decreasing, there seem to be many who are punching walls, making protest calls, and shedding tears of blood
As a pastry chef, I’m moved
It’s really nice when professionals compliment him for being able to make things properly
This, there will probably be many patisseries selling gingerbread houses tomorrow
Well then, as a professional, shall I make something even better?
And I’ll also compliment store-bought products properly
This makes me, who works in a factory, smile
Honestly, the quality of Stars’ sweets varies greatly depending on the location, some are delicious and some are not
Phew… tomorrow, there might be a supermarket stampede
This will cause the confectionery section and the pastry section to become a mess
Everyone, come and buy slowly without rushing
There was a prior notice at the supermarket, so there is enough stock, so rest assured
Hogekawa, don’t show your sweaty hands, lol
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She must sweating dirty sweat even in her crotch!
Aa-sama: “Even though we worked hard together to make it, it’s pitiful if we don’t eat this baby.”
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Huh!? Even I’m still not ready to have a baby, don’t mess around!!
Hogekawa and Aqua-sama’s baby…?
No good, the phone is jammed, lol
The national broadcast server is down, LMAO
Calm down, guys!
Under no circumstances should you make bomb threats!
There’s someone casually saying something outrageous!!
Someone stop this idiot too!!
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We, women, are currently accepting surrogacy for free!
We have already prepared the womb so that we can definitely get pregnant with Aqua-sama’s child, so please provide the sp*rm directly for a guaranteed pregnancy!!
I’m canceling the national broadcast subscription!
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I want a baby too..
It should still be okay, but I understand the feeling
Even though she’s the legal wife, if she can’t have a child, she’ll be taken advantage of
These guys are eating the sweets so deliciously!
This guy is the worst, lol
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I will chew on cardboard while shedding tears of blood
In terms of color, it’s not impossible for it to look like a gingerbread house…
Sensei… I understand… We are on the same generation..
Sensei, do your best!
You can still do it. You can still give birth. Don’t give up!
This guy, LMAO
Are you really okay…?
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Why did it come to this!?
The time has come..
Even though the thread is scattered, it didn’t progress much today
With the progress of the thread being this slow, most people are probably just fooling around and watching the lovey-dovey. After all, it was too stimulating. There might even be people who are self-inserting and roleplaying as mas***bating
Oh no, the house is shaking. I can hear the sound of walls being hit from all directions. Everyone, stay calm!
Friends, huh? I want to make friends too
I’m thinking of making a candy house with my daughter
Huh… not in the next episode?
Aqua-kun, let’s act like nothing happened and appear in the next episode
That’s rght, she should give advice to her boss later!
Morikawa, you suddenly have a face that can work, it’s funny
That’s our Morikawa-san!
Oh? Are everyone’s opinions changing?
The flow has changed
The collaboration with Doi-sensei is hereeeee!
The ally of housewives, Doi-sensei!
I like that he praises Doi-sensei just for cooking every day
Salt onigiri has arrived!
Aqua-kun’s salt onigiri!
Aqua-sama’s salt onigiri?
Aqua-kun’s sq*irt onigiri?
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Aqua-sama’s ramen onigiri!? Can you use it as a substitute for mayo in tuna mayo or mentaiko mayo?
This is going to cause Murder scene
If women eat this, they might get pregnant
Murder scene, LMAO
It’s really starting to feel like a mystery drama, huh?
I understand, Morikawa
Bad news, Morikawa, suddenly becoming competent
Morikawa is amazing. Usually, she’s only competent when it comes to Beryl, but today, people was jealous and everyone was getting angry for about 55 minutes out of the hour, but she turned the tables in the last 5 minutes. She knows when to make a move. Or is this the “pretending to be dead” strategy?
Morikawa grabs the hearts of fans at the very end
Of course, there will be an audience for the salt onigiri, right? Otherwise, there will be a riot
Morikawa, it got interrupted in the middle, huh?
She messes up at the end, as expected
I don’t know anymore if Morikawa can do her job or not
Morikawa, who destroys our emotions
Now that I think about it, they were just fooling around, weren’t they!
The national broadcast is done for. The server is down, and the phones are no longer working
I’m relieved that you’re saying something terrible
There really are fewer people
Everyone, calm down a bit
I got angry when I thought Shumi was doing this kind of thing every day. But then, I smiled at >>525
Everyone is enduring quite a bit, but when we’re shown lovey-dovey scenes, it’s hard to stay calm
I think those who are venting or hitting the walls are okay. Just stop making a flood of complaints and sending a massive amount of emails, the people at the counseling office will die laughing
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At first, there was Nee-san, but she disappeared halfway through. I think we still need her
1 Morikawa-related words, don’t mess around! A Camel Hahaha
2 Hogekawa-related words, you’re getting too close! Bare-handed idiot face
3 Salt Onigiri-related words, when will Aqua-kun’s broadcast be? Hoping to attend
4 Album-related words, the pricing of the new song Pendulum Craft is wrong
5 Tsukimachi Ayana-related words, a duet? Rina and Kazuya Phantom Requiem
6 Heaven’s Sword-related words, looking forward to the changes starting in January
7 Sakai Mikiko-related words, a hot song is coming! Onmyoji for real?
8 Shirogane Kanon-related words, PV appearance, footage of her wedding?
9 Morinaga-related words, is the supply of biscuits enough? Can’t live without biscuits
10 Cancelation-related words, national broadcast server crash, learn from Saba-chan
Seems like everyone is interested in the same things after all
I have a feeling that things like Tsukimachi Ayana’s duet and the little sister, and the teacher going on a date, and the strong scent of females around Aqua-kun, are influencing everyone and making them excited
It’s not that Hogekawa is bad or anything. When Shumi got married, it was like he was in a different world, but if he were to marry a normal girl like us, I feel like there would be more girls who would become forward and think they have a chance
That’s not a problem, but if emotions can’t be controlled and it causes trouble for Aqua-kun, that’s not good
I think that’s exactly it
Everyone should be careful about this
I feel like I would become like that if I were younger. So I understand the feeling. But I want to think about Aqua-kun’s happiness and everyday life properly
Even though they’re already married, there’s this self-proclaimed wife person who’s feeling impatient
Can’t be helped. Even after getting married, you can’t relax until you have children. It’s fine if you don’t insist on being the legal wife
Please, Aqua-kun, marry many wives and make as many girls happy as possible
That’s really it
I want Aqua-kun to be with the girl he likes without worrying about those things
I believe that Aqua-sama will someday create the Shirogane Kingdom
I hope that as many children as possible will be happy. And please, never get together with Morikawa!!
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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