Volume 13 Chapter 233 Bulletin Board, The Bond Between Shumi and Hagetoru
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[For the Sleepless Lewd Ladies] The Infamous Late-Night Radio Show [Midnight Lewd Talk]
1 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3
We set this up because there were so many hopefuls.
If you’re in the know, spread the word to those who aren’t.
2 Anonymous
>>1
Thread started.
Yay!
I’ve been waiting!
3 Anonymous
>>1
Nighty-night!
4 Anonymous
>>1
I want to say ‘Yay,’ but there’s already a thread up for the Imperial Broadcast!
And, the title’s a bit off, too!
7 Anonymous
>>4
This crappy server… I think the board users finally drove me nuts…
9 Anonymous
>>7
Saba-chan got reeled in by us!?
My water cooling can’t keep up with this CPU overheating!
I’m all jittery!
12 Anonymous
>>9
This is the quality of our board, huh?
15 Anonymous
>>4
I liked the Imperial Broadcast.
I felt purified by the voices of Kukuri-sama and Emily-sama.
18 Anonymous
>>15
I was worried before it started, but they both came across so down-to-earth and easy to relate to.
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>>18
Emily-sama looks so stunning that you’d feel guilty just for approaching, but her talk is fun and she’s so approachable that you can’t help but feel close to her.
Kukuri-chan-sama might seem like she’s on a whole other level where we couldn’t reach her, but she’d surprise you with her responses, and you can feel her reaching out to us, too, which makes her so relatable.
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>>21
I guess this just proves they’re truly high-class, huh?
They must have had such a good upbringing; you can feel the ease in their hearts.
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>>26
Ah, indeed.
30 Anonymous
>>26
Shumi-chan wins great this time, huh?
33 Anonymous
>>28>>30
That’s just how Shumi is, and that’s okay!
She’s Shumi, with or without that ease in her heart!!
36 Anonymous
>>33
But, lately, I feel like Shumi’s been a bit more composed, too.
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>>36
Well, Shumi-san’s becoming a mama next level, isn’t she?
41 Anonymous
>>36
You can really feel the growth of a parent through Shumi’s development.
I’m still in my twenties, but…
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>>21>>26
Both of them are so good at switching up their speech, aren’t they?
Even when they’re on variety shows, they don’t talk all fancy-like.
But compared to us, they sure sound refined, huh?
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>>44
That kind of ties into what Nuts & Tully-san were asking, doesn’t it?
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>>47
One’s got to slow down the conversation and talk at their own pace, all while smiling to throw people off.
I tried it out, but I just couldn’t pull it off normally.
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>>50
That’s not something you can just pick up on the spot.
It’s gotta be second nature.
56 Anonymous
Oh, speaking of which, didn’t they mention later about Aqua-sama and Kohina Yukari doing a romance drama or a movie?
Any new info on that?
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>>56
It’s not out yet.
62 Anonymous
I’m sure about this since it’s Emily-sama’s info, but I’d love to see the romance piece with Aqua-kun and Kohina Yukari.
Kohina Yukari should be able to act without getting swept off her feet by Aqua-kun, and it’s bound to be a good one.
But seeing Aqua-kun fall in love, even if it’s just in a drama or movie, is too enviable.
So, I’ve joined the fire festival and thrown some wood on the blaze!!
65 Anonymous
>>62
Why?!
Kohina Yukari wasn’t that bad this time, was she?!
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>>65
Well, yeah, but the fact that she’s been ghosting us the whole time is pretty funny…
70 Anonymous
YukishiroEmily@sn0LMAOh1te
Huh?
Kohina-paisen, why are you trending on fire?
Kohina Yukari@yukarigohan
It’s all your fault!!
Shirogane Aqua@beryl_aqua
Kohina-senpai… there’s no smoke without fire, you know.
Morikawa Kaede@hogegolirra
It’s all about your usual behavior and remarks, you know.
Kohina Yukari@yukarigohan
*Muu-kii!*
Well then, let’s go all out with this!
I could watch this exchange a thousand times and still love it.
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>>70
It’s heartwarming to see you two still getting along like always.
76 Anonymous
>>70
There’s no doubt Aqua-kun’s about to get all cozy with you!
78 Anonymous
>>76
The ‘Icha Emon’ community has arrived!
81 Anonymous
>>70
Sorry, but…
I know it’s just the nature of the board, but Emily-sama’s username looks like a total meme!
LMAO!
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>>81
It’s probably just a coincidence──she doubled up on the ‘w’ in ‘snow’ and ‘white’ to avoid account overlap.
I can’t believe someone like Emily-sama would even hang around here.
87 Anonymous
Emily-sama’s munching on grass, so maybe there’s a chance… but nah, can’t be!
If it were Hagetoru munching on grass, it would be a definite set-up, though.
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>>70
Since nobody pointed it out, I will──how long is Hogekawa gonna keep misspelling ‘gorilla’?
Someone needs to call her out!
And for real, this guy’s a Mary grad.
Not some sports scholarship──she’s a top student on an academic merit scholarship!
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>>91
Shocking fact: 99% of the people on this board have a lower IQ than that ‘Hogegorilla’ dude!
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>>95
Stop it!
My brain’s about to break!!
100 Anonymous
>>95
As expected of someone who’s learned how to flex their education by using social media, while also erasing it from job listings──totally next level!
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>>78
What even is this ‘Icha Emon’ community?
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>>104
It’s all those folks who just *feel* the vibe of flirtation and come in with their nonsense.
They definitely show up whenever Kanon-sama and Aqua-sama are chatting on social media.
Seems like Kohina Yukari is the new target, now that Aqua-sama and the Nightmare Generation are paying attention to her on social media.
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>>91
That Morikawa is doing a commercial for a hot new pencil, but it’s sold out everywhere…
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>>113
Oh, right, the one where Morikawa’s holding the pencil and saying, “I rolled my way into Mary” as the catchphrase.
I think Mary, Otomezaki, and St. Claris──the 3 schools where the number of examinees has gone crazy──are holding their entrance exams in October, ahead of other schools, right?
Because of that, demand from examinees is through the roof, and it seems like it’s the highest-selling pencil in history.
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>>116
Since I was classmates with Morikawa in high school and college, I’ll say this for her sake: she seriously took the entrance exams and got into Mary on her own merit.
Besides, Mary’s special scholarship students don’t just have to keep up their grades; they also have multiple interviews disguised as discussions, and they have to show proof of their achievements to prove they’re special scholarship students.
Even though she probably struggled in a single-parent household, she didn’t fall in with shady friends and get involved in some kind of MLM scam, she worked part-time to earn a living, studied hard, got a scholarship, and graduated without failing a grade or having to retake a year.
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>>120
Seriously…?
She’s been through a lot, huh?
You’d never know it, though.
She’s always goofing off.
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>>120
Morikawa Sommelier here.
Thanks for sharing that wonderful story about Morikawa-san.
By the way, Morikawa-san, using her natural communication skills, has established a non-repayable scholarship system as the representative of the Morikawa Ikuei Foundation, using funds provided by volunteer announcers and Mary’s alumni.
Those who are aiming to enter Mary and are worried about finances, please feel free to inquire.
Thanks to Prime Minister Habu, university is now free!
You can get scholarships too, so you won’t have to bust your ass earning living expenses.
That means you can focus on university life──totally recommended!
And, of course, there’s rent and transportation subsidies!
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>>120>>127
Seriously, who cares if they spelled “gorilla” wrong?
This is a good thing, right…?
132 Anonymous
>>120>>127
The Morikawa Re-Evaluation Train has arrived!
Choo choo!
135 Anonymous
It’s great that the struggling… Morikawa and Nee-san are finally getting their due.
138 Anonymous
>>127
Morikawa is doing all that?!
That guy always has a blank look on her face during the news, but she’s actually doing a lot of stuff.
This morning, she was so out of it that she was reading a news article that had nothing to do with the visuals!
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>>138
At least she’s reading a different news article!
I’ve seen her accidentally read emails from Aqua and Kanon-sama before!!
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>>141
That was a broadcast disaster, it trended on social media LMAO.
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>>141
Morikawa-san just doesn’t live on the level where he cares about such trivial things…
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>>141
According to Morikawa’s Complaint Response Team, they got more words of encouragement from viewers than complaints!
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>>150
I bet those encouragements are all from us, the bulletin board users, lol.
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>>127
Someone give Prime Minister Habu some praise for making university free!
159 Anonymous
>>156
True.
But no one ever praises her, huh?
Because she’s always… well, she’s always like that.
163 Anonymous
Prime Minister Habu: “Aqua-sama’s special boom is making me rich~desuwa! Alright! I’ll give back to the people with the profits from Beryl!!”
And then, this.
Free tuition.
Free medical care from childbirth to adulthood.
Completely free national broadcaster.
A limited-time offer: 0% consumption tax.
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>>163
Lately, Prime Minister Habu’s been quite the character.
Prime Minister Habu: “So, you’re telling me the money from the Aqua-sama boost just keeps piling up? Forget calculating taxes──let’s just abolish all taxes except income tax for now! Seriously, it’s a hassle!”
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>>168
Today in the Diet, Prime Minister Habu made a speech.
Prime Minister Habu: “I’m declaring a miraculous temporary -1% consumption tax, no end date announced! Those with money, act like fools and flush your cash down the drain to boost the economy! You’re only going to live a few more decades anyway, and you can’t take it with you when you die! Let’s kick off a campaign to spend it all while you can!!”
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>>172
Stocks are soaring high, circuit breakers are tripping left and right.
My friends working in trading and real estate are in complete chaos, celebrating like it’s a festival.
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>>176
I work part-time at an electronics store, and we’ve been flooded with customers checking things out!
The -1% consumption tax starts next month, but if you spend over 100,000 yen this month, just apply and you’ll get a rebate on your income tax starting next year──don’t forget to apply!
Honestly, because of this system, if you’re planning to buy something over 100,000 yen, it’s better to grab it now rather than waiting until next month.
Popular products are likely gonna be back-ordered anyway.
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>>176>>179
I run a small furniture shop, and we’re already booked for about a year!
We can’t take any more orders beyond that, so we’re turning people away.
186 Anonymous
I really think the -1% consumption tax policy was well thought out.
During this time, companies can sell products and save funds, then dive into research and development for better goods once the tax returns──plus the government will back that policy as a set!
Most people have their heads spinning with the -1% and haven’t even thought about what comes next, but they’re actually preparing for the future policy once the tax goes back up!
I bet we could easily recover that 1% deficit──money’s flowing so well, we could wipe it out with just a few income tax hikes.
And the government’s already trimming the fat where it doesn’t need to be──no point keeping excessive overhead.
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>>186
The whole world’s losing their minds over this news, but Prime Minister Habu pulling off what no one else dares──seriously, that guy’s on a whole other level.
Turning the parliament into a single-chamber system and assigning governors from all 47 prefectures as Congressmen──that’s genius.
It’s now 47 Congressmen, one per prefecture──pure, streamlined power.
Without a doubt, only the sharpest, most vocal, and driven Congressmen survived that purge.
Gone are the weak links.
Tightening the ranks further──only 94 top-tier Congressmen, 47 from each side──made sure only the cream of the crop stay.
And slashing the budget?
That’s pure Habu magic.
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>>190
The ruling party’s got more seats, so technically, Habu’s stabbing herself in the back.
But she doesn’t hesitate──amazing to see someone so reckless be so confident.
Fuji Shion’s face when she announced that plan──damn, it was a *look*.
Like she’d seen the future.
Meanwhile, Agewa-san kept her cool──calm as always.
Looking back, she was probably already plotting to cut down Kokucho’s influence by trimming their allies.
It all makes sense now.
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>>194
Turns out, Prime Minister Habu and Agewa-san are deeper connected than just party lines.
That’s the real game──behind the scenes, they’ve been working to undermine Kokucho from the start.
These 2?
Absolute legends.
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Habu-sama’s incredible, sure, but let’s face it──Aqua-sama’s the real star.
He single-handedly saved Japan’s economy and the lives of millions──no, *not* just with his magic, but through sheer willpower.
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>>202
No wonder the Holy Aqua Religion is exploding──who wouldn’t be drawn in by her?
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>>202
Overseas here.
Aqua-sama, seriously──your one woman is enough to turn our country into an *Udon Empire*.
Please, save us too!
211 Anonymous
Decades from now, Aqua-sama will be like──”And so, I became the god of the New World.”
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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