Volume 13 Chapter 232-2 Sumeragi Kukuri, Late-Night Lewd Tales for Sleepless Sluts
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
Emily-oneechan, you’re slipping! You’re slipping!
Make sure to cover that up properly and play it off!
And Kaede-san, are you really wearing that out?!
It’s gotta be a lie…
’Ch…mmph, turns out Morikawa Kaede, the announcer, was wearing that too ── just found out. But let’s set that aside for now. How about I give you some advice on eye bags instead? So, the other day, Aqua-sama collaborated with eye mask for a launch. I’m using the steam-warming type, but there’s also a carbonated refreshing type you can choose based on your preference!’
Kanon-san, you’re slipping too!
You’re slipping!
It’s getting really cumbersome for everyone, but they’re all pretending not to notice, so be a bit more careful, okay?
And yeah, I’m using that eye mask too.
’So, is this problem solved, then?’
’Yeah, let’s move on to the next letter with this momentum! Alright, the next letter is from the personal maid of a certain young lady. Lately, she’s been troubled about the finish when serving by mouth. Is it better to neatly receive it in the mouth, or is it better to take it on the face or hands? Recently, I heard there’s a way to receive it with the tongue out, and I’m not sure which is better. Also, after receiving it, is it better to open the mouth and show it, or to take it out with hands and display it, or is it better to just swallow it as is? There are so many variations, and I’m extremely troubled. Hagetoru-san and, um… Shumi-san, which finish do you recommend?’
Mhm…
Why does everyone keep sending these see-through letters, I wonder.
Maybe it’s just that Kanon-san is so oblivious and spaced out that she hasn’t noticed.
’Wait, this isn’t… someone I know!! Hagetoru must have chosen it on purpose!!’
Ah, even Kanon-san got this one.
I mean, there’s no way she couldn’t understand this…
Only Aqua-sama, Kaede-san, and the forever clueless board members would let this slide.
’Shumi-san, I need your expert advice!’
’Ugh… do I have to say it?’
Kanon-san, that sort of build-up is good.
But every woman listening in the Shirogane Kingdom is probably hanging on your every word, so just be honest, please.
’Well, I mean, I’ve had it happen before, but… umm… I think that any man would be happy no matter what. And, um… by the way, I like being made to take it. Because when they work so hard to ej***late and it’s all for me, you can really see the volume. So when I think about it, having it in my mouth means they made all that s*men just for me… forget I said that! Everyone just forget it!’
I grip my pillow silently, tightly.
I get it.
I’ve never had that experience, but I totally get it!
You want to feel the face of the man you like as he ej***lates, the amount he gives you.
The more a woman is ej***lated on by a man, the more her need for validation is satisfied──that was in the last issue of AnnAnn, the special “Semen Extraction Officer” edition, right?
’Ms. Pregnant Nickname, thank you so much. Hehehe!’
’What’s with “pregnant nickname”? It’s “maiden nickname”! Don’t just go changing my name however you like, Hagetoru. Enough already!’
Shumi-san has her pregnant nickname, her married nickname, her busty nickname… she seems so busy.
I guess it’s because there’s so much room for play. But maybe I’d be better off letting Emily-nee have more fun with my name…
’And personally, I love being grabbed by the back of the head and fucked hard until I can barely breathe, then made to take it right there! But putting that aside, I recommend the “tight throat” bl*wjob as a special tip for all you “no good” ladies. Slurp your mouth and leave it out… Suck it until the other man arches your body back. Let the finish go into your mouth and do it all while it’s sucked. Then go straight to the second round. Now that you’re done with your dream ej***lation permanent machine!!’
Yeah, I have to hurry and take a note!
I’m no Emily-oneechan with a body that captivating, so at least I have to do my best to satisfy Aqua-sama through play.
’Ah, we got 2 letters about this! Let’s see… One’s from the personal maid of the world’s cutest lady, and it’s super helpful. Thanks so much! That’s what they said. Also, from Omusubi Kororin-san──thanks a ton! I’m gonna try that out during the next extraction session!’
’Heh heh! Did I just give some genius advice or what? Just kidding. Somehow, looks like I ended up saving 2 women without even meaning to. That’s a relief. Oh, and not the world’s cutest lady, but the hopeless lady. Hey, you can’t just make up the sender’s name. That’s classic message board bad habits right there!’
Yui-san’s got her whole soul on display too!!
Everyone, at least try to hide a little, please!!
Or maybe you’re all just confident mature women who don’t care if people see through you…?
Nah, Emily-oneechan looks like she’s got 0 filter, so that can’t be it.
’Alright, next letter is from Kokucho Agewa-san…’
’Wait, Hagetoru!! She’s using the real name just like that?!’
*Cough!*
*Cough!*
I just choked on my water.
’Huh? This isn’t part of the play, is it?’
’No way! Agewa-san wouldn’t get mad at all──that’s why you said it, isn’t it?!’
Nope, Kanon-san.
See, Emily-oneechan says stuff even to Kotono-san, who’d absolutely lose it.
Emily-oneechan doesn’t hold back because she’s scared to get scolded.
She’s not living on the level of “Oh, I won’t get in trouble, so I’ll say it.”
She just blurts out whatever she wants without thinking.
’So, um… Agewa-san, what kind of advice were you asking for?’
’”Well, the young guy’s stamina is insane──I just can’t keep up. Is that how all boys are? Also, on days off with no work, I get crushed so hard I can barely stand. If there’s any way to handle that, please let me know,” that’s what they said.’
Huh, really?
Just imagining a disheveled Agewa-oneechan has my heart racing.
Ah, what am I gonna do?
I have to sleep after the radio ends, but I think I’m getting a little too tingly down there.
’No, isn’t this just because of Aqua? I don’t know a thing about other boys, but if everyone was like Aqua, the world wouldn’t be like this.’
’Oh, for sure. By the way, I heard Aqua-sama can… let’s just say he can achieve a lot in one night. He called me his lifelong rival.’
’Why is Aqua competing with New Year’s bells?! I can’t even wrap my head around that!’
You two, stop dropping names!
We’re just casually mentioning Aqua-sama’s name, can you at least try to keep it under wraps!
I want to make a tsukkomi about it, but hearing Aqua-sama can perform like a New Year’s bell is making me too hot to think straight.
’Um… sorry. I’m still a bit dazed, but you mean getting squished until I can’t stand, right? In that case, maybe I should ask for a massage after it’s over?’
’Haah… that’s exactly why the pervy gal doesn’t get it.’
’Huh!? Why do you think I don’t get it?! And stop evolving my name on your own, Hagetoru!’
I wonder what Emily-oneechan meant by saying I don’t understand.
Taking a deep breath, I calm my mind and focus back on the radio.
’Listen up! Getting a massage from Aqua-sama? It’s clear that will definitely lead to more nighttime activities!’
’Ah…’
’See? That’s why the pervy gal is totally unaware of how good she is at self-inviting trouble. Everyone get that?!’
Huh, I see.
So that’s Kanon-san’s hand.
This is quite the learning experience.
I wonder if I could do it too?
Hmm… probably not.
’Here’s what you do. Don’t be shy──rope in the women around you! That way, the burden’s lighter. Hell, just fill a tiny, sweaty, pheromone-soaked room with ten or so women, and squeeze those horny bastards dry all night long. Rotate shifts until their legs give out!’
Maybe… maybe I have a chance, too…
Not one-on-one, but if I could just sneak in as one of the ten, I’d be happy…
’You know… maybe we should plan a dedicated extraction day. We’d know the men’s limits, and if they can really shoot off like a New Year’s bell in one night, we could set a quota of 3 or 4 shots per person. We should probably have at least 30 people ready…’
’Ooh, that’s a good idea! Should we put out a call to the listeners? I’ll make a special form with Mikoto later.’
For a split second, the Shirogane Kingdom felt like it wobbled.
I… I absolutely have to apply!!
’Alright, let’s call this issue… resolved, or rather, pending. Kokucho Agewa-san, please send us an email later. And also, we received an anonymous email from Hakuryuu-sensei, saying he wants in too. That’s all from us!’
’Seriously, Hagetoru, at least hide the name! Ag… A-san and Sensei are probably in bed right now, faces burning red, writhing in agony!!’
This is a complete collateral damage situation…
I sympathize with Hakuryuu-sensei in my heart.
’Ugh… talking with Hagetoru makes me so tired, I’m getting sleepy…’
Kanon-san yawns softly, stretching her body with a sigh.
Heh, if I’m tired just listening, Kanon-san next to me must be even more exhausted.
’Alright, Shumi. Let’s make this the last one, okay?’
’Yeah!’
The last one, huh?
I hope they read my letter…
*Thump… thump…*
’The final letter is… whoa!?’
’That startled me! What’s wrong, Hagetoru, why the loud voice?’
’Look, Shumi, look at the sender’s name here!’
’What is it? Starting Number 616…?!’
Oh, it’s the letter I wrote!
Yes!
’Wait a sec, is 616-san living here? This radio show is supposed to be for people living or working in the Shirogane Kingdom, right!?”
’Yeah, that’s right. That means 616-san has already sneaked into the Shirogane Kingdom. As expected of 616-san, being the first to report back on the bulletin board after finding Aqua-sama.’
Hehe, Emily-oneechan praised me.
I’m so happy.
’A question from 616-san: about preparing for the first time having s*x, could you give some advice? They say 616-san haven’t been embraced yet. As fellow board members, we’d like to support you somehow. Shumi, any good advice?’
’Advice from me… To be honest, I was taken care of by Aqua at first, so I don’t think I can give any advice. If I had to say something, maybe take care of your skin’s condition, wear some cute underwear, that kind of superficial effort. As for mental preparation… once it starts, it’s out of your hands, so maybe just go with the flow. So, I guess just be ready for whenever it might happen. Sorry, I’m not much help.’
No, it’s not like that at all.
Certainly, Emily-oneechan did say on the last radio show to always be aware of your v**ina, and to always be ready to be embraced by Aqua-sama at any moment.
If I were pushed down while wearing plain, unsexy underwear, I think I’d die of embarrassment.
’Any advice from Hagetoru?’
’Hmmm, if there’s something I could advise… maybe practice using a d*ldo beforehand? Oh, I didn’t have one, so I trained by eating a banana in the most erotic way possible! After that, it’s just about going with the flow. If you train properly in your daily life, then even if you’re confused when the time comes for your first blowjob, your body will remember and take over
I see…
From a sports perspective, maybe learning something by muscle memory isn’t such a bad thing.
I mean, if Aqua-sama suddenly asked me for a blowjob, there’s no way I’d be confident enough to pull it off.
Guess I’m gonna have to start training with a banana.
I clapped my hands and called the Garden Guard from above the ceiling, asking them to get me a banana exactly the same thickness and length as Aqua-sama’s.
’616-san, everyone on the bulletin boards and us are cheering you on. Keep it up!’
’Go, 616-san, go~’
Alright, I’ll do my best!
I grabbed my phone firmly with both hands, making fists.
’Okay, that’s it for today’s radio show after reading the last message.’
’Thanks for today, everyone. I’m planning to take a break from school soon, so the next show will probably be after I give birth. Hope you’ll look forward to the third episode!’
Right.
So the next show will be after Kanon-san has her baby.
She’s probably close to her due date.
’Or maybe next time I could let someone else do it? Like Nee-san…’
’No way! With Nee-san, this show would end in seconds flat. Better to do a chant stream with Chinsuki than that.’
’What the heck’s a chant stream!?’
My voice overlapped with Kanon-san’s.
’Well, jokes aside, everyone──until next time, take care.’
’Take care! See you all later~’
Wait, wait──what does that ‘chant stream’ thing really mean?!
Now I’m so curious I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep…
I slipped into bed with a little fuzziness clouding my mind.
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