Volume 13 Chapter 374 Bulletin Board, Hurry to the Theater!!
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[The Heaven’s Sword¹ Suit is VACUUM-SEALED] Heaven’s Sword Live Reaction Thread [I Can’t Even Concentrate!!]
1 Verification Team*07218KADO6
God, I’m losing it. This suit is doing things to me!!
3 Anonymous
>>1 Thanks for the thread! We in here?!
5 Anonymous
>>1 Thanks for the carry!
If Hagetoru is here, this is definitely the place!!
7 Anonymous
>>1 Thanks for the thread!!
I’m putting my faith in you degenerates!!
10 Anonymous
I saw the title and thought “What the hell?”
Then I saw >>1 was Hagetoru and it all made sense!!
13 Verification Team*010meTA473
Wait, what?! Is this the spot?!
16 Verification Team*CHiMPOsuki
I thought nobody was coming, but the next thread is already popping off!!
18 Anonymous
Alright, we’ve got three Verification Team members here. This is the main one!!
21 Anonymous
>>18 Choosing your thread based on the Verification Team presence. A Bulletin Board classic!!
24 Verification Team*9n2SARETAi
So this is where everyone went…
>>1 Thanks for the hard work on the thread.
27 Anonymous
Nee-san is here too. This is it!!
30 Anonymous
>>27 Trust in the you that trusts in the Verification Team!!
32 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3
This place has the most momentum and everyone is here… let’s just call this the main thread.
35 Anonymous
>>32 Thanks for being flexible!
38 Anonymous
Wait, is this dumpster fire of a thread actually the official one?!
41 Anonymous
>>38 As of like, two seconds ago, yeah!
43 Anonymous
TACHIBANA-SAN VS TSUKIKO IS HAPPENING! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO!
45 Anonymous
I’M SCREAMING!!
47 Anonymous
Tsukasa-sensei, please have some mercy! I’m begging you!!
50 Anonymous
Tsukiko, please! Remember everything about Tachibana-san!
52 Anonymous
Tsukiko! LOOK AT LIGHTNING HOPPER’S ASS!!
Stare at that absolute cake and remember everything!!
55 Anonymous
>>52 LMAO
58 Anonymous
>>52 As expected of this board, you guys are the absolute worst LOL
61 Anonymous
Dammit, Lightning Hopper² is already weak as hell to begin with!!
63 Anonymous
>>61 Shhh!!
66 Anonymous
>>61 Don’t you dare go there right now!!
69 Anonymous
Ranked as the weakest in the Driver Encyclopedia and bottom-tier in the fighting game meta… poor Lightning Hopper-san…
72 Anonymous
>>69 Hey! Lightning Hopper has the Lightning Bolt finisher!! The Driver Guide calls it the strongest attack in the game, and in the fighter, it nukes half the health bar if it lands!!
75 Anonymous
>>72 If it lands!
77 Anonymous
>>72 THAT MOVE NEVER HITS!! Not in the show, not in the game!!
80 Anonymous
>>77 Fun fact: in the manga and the extra story novel where Lightning Hopper is the lead, it missed every single time. Stop coping for the Lightning Bolt.
83 Anonymous
>>80 So it’s not even a weapon… it’s just a high-stakes meme build!!
85 Anonymous
Tachibana-san, do your best!!
88 Anonymous
It’s fine! Tachibana doesn’t need meta-tier attacks!!
Who cares about DPS when Lightning Hopper has that legendary ass?!
91 Anonymous
>>88 I TOLD YOU WE ARE DONE WITH THE ASS!!
94 Anonymous
Damn, because Hagetoru made this thread, there are way too many down-bad girls in this lobby!!
96 Anonymous
”I LOVE YOU, TSUKIKO!” HE SAID IT!! HE FINALLY SAID IT!!
100 Anonymous
GG! Victory secured!!
103 Anonymous
>>100 You virgins are celebrating too early!
…But God, I love to see it!!
106 Anonymous
Getting beaten to a pulp and still standing up…
That’s why I love Lightning Hopper, Tachibana Zanki, and Mayuzumi Shintaro!!
Go, Mayuzumi-kun! You’re the only one who can save Tsukiko and Awashima-san. It’s not Kenzaki or Aqua-kun. It’s ONLY YOU!!
109 Anonymous
>>106 PREACH!!
111 Anonymous
>>106 As expected of this board, you guys are perverts but so passionate!!
114 Anonymous
MY HEART!!
He’s just spamming “I love you” now! This is too much!
117 Anonymous
A few years ago, we wouldn’t have even gotten a confession scene from a male lead…
120 Anonymous
>>117 The era and the flow have changed!! We’re winning!!
122 Anonymous
In the old days, I’d have recorded this on VHS to watch until the tape broke.
I mean, I’m still recording it now, but you know.
125 Anonymous
>>122 So literally nothing has changed LOL
128 Anonymous
Tachibana-san’s confession is pure heat!!
130 Anonymous
OUR QUEEN HAKURYUU-SENSEI IS COOKING!!
133 Anonymous
Wait, hold on…
This doesn’t feel like Tachibana Zanki. This feels like a straight-up confession from Mayuzumi Shintaro!!
136 Anonymous
>>133 I’M NOT COMPLAINING! DO IT MORE!!
139 Anonymous
This is exactly what we wanted to see!!
Yes, Hakuryuu-sensei! More!!
142 Hakuryuu*XQshotacon
Um… actually… you see.
That confession scene? It was actually super clumsy in the original script. But it didn’t feel right, so based on Aqua-kun’s advice, we let Mayuzumi-kun ad-lib the whole thing. And well… it turned into this. Awashima-san doesn’t actually know it was an ad-lib, so… everyone, keep this on the down-low, okay?
145 Anonymous
>>142 SENSEI!! THANK YOU!!
147 Anonymous
>>142 Sounds like Mayuzumi-kun got swept up in the heat of Aqua-sama and the Driver too.
150 Anonymous
>>142 AWASHIMA-SAN DOESN’T KNOW?! I HAVE TO LEAK THIS IMMEDIATELY!!
152 Anonymous
>>142 Screw keeping it quiet! She NEEDS to know! I’m going viral with this right now!!
155 Anonymous
>>142 That’s not acting, that’s a marriage proposal!! Congrats on the wedding, Mayuzumi-kun!!
158 Anonymous
Guys, look at the National Broadcasting Corp crawler!! LMAO
161 Anonymous
BREAKING: THE NATIONAL BROADCASTING CORP JUST REPORTED MAYUZUMI PROPOSED TO AWASHIMA IN REAL LIFE!!
163 Anonymous
I AM DEAD LOL
165 Anonymous
>>161 This is what happens when you hire Morikawa Kaede.
Too many scatterbrained employees LOL
167 Anonymous
I just saw the news flash and ran here!!
IS THIS THE PLACE?!
170 Anonymous
Don’t let any extras get between Tsukiko and my boy!!
172 Anonymous
Tachibana-san is being way too intense… it’s amazing.
175 Anonymous
THE LIGHTNING HOPPER WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR IS FINALLY HERE!!
177 Anonymous
Legendary episode confirmed for the Mayuzumi stans.
I want them to play this at his and Awashima-san’s actual wedding. I need a full recreation!!
179 Anonymous
>>177 I WOULD LITERALLY DIE!!
181 Anonymous
Mayuzumi-kun… surpass your limits! For this one moment, you’re even cooler than Aqua-kun!!
183 Anonymous
KINGS FORM IS HEREEEEEEEEEEE!!
185 Anonymous
PRE-ORDERS ARE GOING UP!! MY WALLET IS ALREADY EMPTY!!
188 Anonymous
Yeah, that’s an instant buy from me.
190 Anonymous
I’m so glad I saved my money for January.
192 Anonymous
Lightning Hopper is so sick!
No one gets to call it a meme build ever again!!
194 Anonymous
Wait… has Mayuzumi-kun actually “Awakened” as an actor?
196 Anonymous
>>194 You only just realized?
Mayuzumi Shintaro just became a real hero.
He did it for one girl: Awashima Chigiri!!
198 Anonymous
As a long-time Mayu-shin fan, I can’t even see the screen through my tears!!
200 Anonymous
WEDDING CEREMONY?!
202 Anonymous
Dude, the news is reporting that Mayuzumi-kun and Awashima-san are ACTUALLY getting married!!
204 Anonymous
>>202 How many times is the National Broadcasting Corp going to mess up a news flash?!
206 Anonymous
I never knew Mayuzumi-kun could be this passionate…
Thank you, Aqua-kun. Thank you for being the first person in the world to find the boy named Mayuzumi Shintaro!!
209 Anonymous
>>206 For real. Aqua-kun was the one who saw his charm before anyone else.
In this scene, I wouldn’t even mind if Aqua-kun was just in the back with his arms crossed like a proud dad!!
211 Anonymous
”MAYUZUMI SHINTARO’S OPERATION: HAPPINESS³” IS A GO!!
213 Anonymous
The hot-blooded confession.
The Kings Form transformation.
The “Operation: Happiness.”
”In a world moving this fast, you’re the only one I’ll match my pace with.”
The bridal carry.
How am I supposed to survive this much fanservice in five minutes?!
215 Anonymous
Absolute kino… in the old days, this scene alone would have made the show an all-time classic…
217 Anonymous
”Welcome back, Tsukiko. I’m never letting go of this hand again.”
FUAHAHHHHHHHHH! MY HEART!!
219 Anonymous
MY BRAIN IS MELTING!
My soul has been scorched by “Bad Boy” Tachibana Zanki.
221 Anonymous
Ugh!!
I take back everything I said about Mayuzumi-kun only being good for “cool” or “villain” roles!
Hot-blooded Mayuzumi Shintaro is officially the GOAT…
223 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei, thank you for this script.
The confession might have been an ad-lib, but you built the foundation for this moment. And Tsukasa-sensei, thank you for pushing him to the edge of darkness so this comeback would hit even harder.
Tsukasa Kei and Hakuryuu Aiko are literal geniuses!!
225 Anonymous
>>223 THIS!!
227 Anonymous
>>223 Spoken like a true fan.
230 Anonymous
KAGAMI IS HEREEEEEEEEEE!!
232 Anonymous
Heaven’s Sword is the only place you get to see Toa-chan acting like a real man!!
235 Anonymous
I don’t care how OP the Butterfly Mask is, they’re totally outnumbered!! This is bad!!
238 Anonymous
Everyone in the background, GET UP!!
If I saw Aqua-kun fighting in front of me, I’d grab a sharpened stick and be his human shield!!
240 Anonymous
>>238 I feel you, but Aqua-kun is so cracked he probably doesn’t even need us.
243 Anonymous
>>240 …Yeah, true.
245 Anonymous
Total side note, but since most of us on this board have a lot of “extra cushioning,” we’d actually make pretty decent meat shields.
247 Anonymous
>>245 LMAO. So that’s what our useless chest fat was for… a noble sacrifice.
249 Anonymous
HEY! That thirst-trap girl is playing dirty!!
Focus on the Butterfly Mask! Stop targeting the civilians!!
251 Anonymous
Butterfly Mask is too fast!!
253 Anonymous
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kagami is gaaaaaaaaaaaaone!
256 Anonymous
You bastards, what the hell are you doing to our Kagami!!
258 Anonymous
Kagami, you don’t have to do this!!
260 Anonymous
Are you kidding me? A scene change right now?!
262 Anonymous
No way… tell me this is a prank….
264 Anonymous
So the MPD and SDF brass were crawling with perverts ⁴ this whole time?!
267 Anonymous
COMMANDER TAJIMA IS HEEERE!!
270 Anonymous
Night Shadow Saki too!!
273 Anonymous
HENSHIN!! ⁵
275 Anonymous
The mass-produced Driver ⁶ is finally live!!
277 Anonymous
Mass-produced Heaven’s Sword and Bicorn Beetles! ⁷
260 Anonymous
You guys, look at Toa-chan’s face-look at Kagami and remember!!
You won’t find a boy with a face that precious anywhere else on Earth!!
279 Anonymous
Those two are absolute beasts.
They’re the ones who held the line until Kenzaki’s group showed up!!
281 Anonymous
Dammit! Comms interference? That is such a cheap move!!
283 Anonymous
We’re back to Kagami!!
285 Anonymous
AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!
287 Anonymous
Butterfly Mask is getting shredded… he’s a wreck….
290 Anonymous
KAGAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
292 Anonymous
No… no… Butterfly Mask actually lost….
294 Anonymous
Move it! Get him to safety, now!!
296 Anonymous
What are we supposed to do now….
Butterfly Mask is already in pieces….
298 Anonymous
EVERYONE, DON’T FORGET KAGAMI!
300 Anonymous
Even if your brain forgets him, your womb remembers that boy!!
303 Anonymous
>>300
Since Hagetoru started the thread, I knew the creeps would show up eventually lol
305 Anonymous
That’s right, everyone!!
The kid is fighting for us, so stand the hell up!!
307 Anonymous
This board is always full of bloodthirsty idiots.
I love being protected as much as the next girl, but I’d gladly be his meat-shield!!
309 Anonymous
Kagami… you’re still trying to stand up after that beating….
312 Anonymous
Toa-chan being so “manly” is making my heart stop!!
314 Anonymous
You only get to see “Hot-Blooded” Toa-chan in Heaven’s Sword!!
316 Anonymous
BUTTERFLY EFFECT INCOMINGGGGG! ⁸
318 Anonymous
Wait, what?! Butterfly Mask’s suit is tearing apart?!
321 Anonymous
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Toa-chan’s bare skin is exposed!! AAAAAAAGH!!
323 Anonymous
That’s… so hot… I actually stopped typing for a second.
325 Anonymous
Dammit! This is a hype scene but my fetishes are taking over!!
327 Anonymous
THE BELT IS GLOWINGGGGGGGGG!
329 Anonymous
KAGAMI TRANSFORMATION!! HERE WE GOOOO!
331 Anonymous
MYSTIC WINGS KITA!! ⁹
333 Anonymous
Fine, I get it! I’ll buy the damn toy!!
335 Anonymous
The toy factories are running at full throttle!!
337 Anonymous
Butterfly Mask just got angel wings!! YES!!
339 Anonymous
Too beautiful….
341 Anonymous
God… he’s stunning….
343 Anonymous
Wait, was that Toa-chan’s line, or was that Kagami?!
345 Anonymous
Thank you, Aqua-kun.
Because Aqua-kun dragged Toa-chan out of that room, we got to see this masterpiece….
347 Anonymous
>>345
This is too much… I’m actually tearing up….
349 Anonymous
>>345
It’s all about Aqua-sama. He’s the real hero!!
351 Anonymous
Butterfly Mask is broken as hell lol
353 Anonymous
Stratosphere-level strength? That’s OP lol
355 Anonymous
That shot of him spinning with the moon behind his back was so cool….
357 Anonymous
And now… RE-ENTRY!! IT’S HEEERE!!
359 Anonymous
Can we please not make him so strong that Lightning Hopper King Form looks like trash?
361 Anonymous
>>359
LMAO
363 Anonymous
I’m sold. Buying the Butterfly Mask. He’s too strong!!
365 Anonymous
POISON CHALICE KITA!! ¹⁰
367 Anonymous
Poison Chalice vs. No-Men and Bocchi the World!! ¹¹
369 Anonymous
Tsuwabuki-san and Kamonohashi-san are finally here!!
371 Anonymous
Wait, they both still have amnesia?!
374 Anonymous
>>371
Their memories aren’t back, they’re just miraculously in sync.
376 Anonymous
Look at Kamishiro trying to save the perverts instead of just killing them.
Tachibana-san, Kamishiro, Night Shadow… they’ve all changed.
They used to have so much bloodlust for those creeps.
378 Anonymous
South Coffee Shop is a refugee shelter now… man….
380 Anonymous
DO YOUR BEST, KAMISHIRO!!
382 Anonymous
He’s usually the gag character, but I really want to see him pull through!!
385 Anonymous
Poison Chalice is so damn cool.
Based on looks alone, his Driver is the best in the series.
388 Anonymous
>>385
I feel that.
390 Anonymous
DADDAAAAAAAAD!
UNCLEEEEEEEEEE!
392 Anonymous
Kamishiro, please!!
You’re the only one left!!
394 Anonymous
Eh?
396 Anonymous
What?
398 Anonymous
Huh?
401 Anonymous
Kamishiro… tell me this isn’t happening….
404 Anonymous
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
KAMISHIRO IS DEAD!
406 Anonymous
Tsukasa-sensei, give us a break!!
This was supposed to be Hakuryuu-sensei’s turn!!
408 Anonymous
Tsukasa-sensei is a genius at dragging the fans straight to hell.
410 Anonymous
This is NOT a script for family dinner time on Great Hizume lol ¹²
412 Anonymous
No way… that black mist actually hijacked Kamishiro’s body….
414 Anonymous
Kamishiro, this is just another joke, right?
Please come back!!
416 Anonymous
The perverts evolved into “HEN-TAI”?! ¹³
418 Anonymous
Knock it off!!
420 Anonymous
If you want perverts, there’s plenty of them right here!!
422 Anonymous
Briefs instead of a mask?! Seriously?!
424 Anonymous
SHE’S A TOTAL CREEPPPPPPP!
427 Anonymous
Kana-chan?!
429 Anonymous
Kana-chan, go for it!!
431 Anonymous
The kid regaining her memory by sheer willpower… she’s a beast!!
433 Anonymous
THE BELT IS HEEERE!
435 Anonymous
UNDEAD JOKER KITA!! ¹⁴
438 Anonymous
Fine, I’ll buy it! Just take my money!!
441 Anonymous
>>438
Breaking news: Board users are absolute suckers!!
443 Anonymous
KAMISHIROOOOOOO!
I knew you’d come back! I believed in you!!
445 Anonymous
Is the mist going back to Bocchi the World?
447 Anonymous
Good! Take out the person inside too!!
449 Anonymous
>>447
I told you, Kohina Yukari is innocent lol
451 Anonymous
Bocchi the World… vanished?!
453 Anonymous
YESSSSSSSSS!
455 Anonymous
Wait, it’s back.
457 Anonymous
AN ARMY OF KOHINA YUKARIS KITA!!
460 Anonymous
Uh, Director Hongou says this “Sleeping Collection”
is actually footage provided by Aqua-sama himself.
462 Anonymous
…What?
464 Anonymous
>>460
Poison Chalice, you have my permission to kill him.
466 Anonymous
>>460
Kohina Yukari-san is incredible, being a hate-magnet even on Great Hizume -ssu.
468 Anonymous
Getting trapped in an illusion by a pervert… that’s too strong.
Women are completely defenseless against illusions, after all.
470 Anonymous
>>468
TRUTH!!
472 Anonymous
Hey… is it really okay to leave that mist for “research”?
In movies, that always leads to….
474 Anonymous
>>472
Definitely a sequel hook.
476 Anonymous
>>474
Every damn time lol
479 Anonymous
BICORN BEETLE KITA!! ¹⁵
481 Anonymous
Bicorn Beetle and Ego-Ist are just brawling now. Love it!!
483 Anonymous
The speed of this thread is perfect.
The others are moving so fast the threads die in seconds LMAO.
But since Hagetoru gave this a shitty name, no one knows it’s the main thread lol
485 Anonymous
>>483
LMAO
487 Anonymous
Go for it, Ego-Ist!!
Remember Kenzaki and the others!!
489 Anonymous
Ego-Ist, you’re not a power-hungry freak anymore, right?!
491 Anonymous
Night Shadow Misa is SMOKING HOT!
493 Anonymous
HOTNESS ALERT!!
495 Anonymous
TRANSFORMATION KITA!!
498 Anonymous
THE NEW MODEL IS HERE!!
500 Anonymous
It’s the one from the Driver Encyclopedia!!
502 Anonymous
On paper, an Uncaged Bicorn Beetle has base stats
that dwarf every other Driver in existence.
505 Anonymous
PROJECT RED BOOTS IS GO!! ¹⁶
508 Anonymous
Damn, it’s like a steam engine.
510 Anonymous
The armor clanking and venting steam from the gaps is… hnngh.
Any girl who likes machines is gonna fold for this instantly.
513 Anonymous
If a figure of this comes out, I’m so down for it.
515 Anonymous
>>513
”I totally get that,” someone replied.
517 Anonymous
That Hot-blooded Driver Kick¹⁷ is absolutely cracked lol.
520 Anonymous
”This is exactly what I needed!” one user shouted.
It’s got this weirdly persuasive energy lol.
522 Anonymous
As I thought, Bicorn Beetle¹⁸ is the goat.
He was the literal last one to appear, but he’s the absolute best.
525 Anonymous
We really are back in the era of the hot-blooded hero.
No time for that cool and cynical crap anymore!!
527 Anonymous
Kenzaki is finally heeeeeeeeere!
530 Anonymous
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
533 Anonymous
Kunka Kunker¹⁹, I’m losing it LMAO.
535 Anonymous
Ro-Schutz-Marr²⁰ LMAO.
538 Anonymous
These guys are actually trolling LOL.
540 Anonymous
Alright, Kenzaki. For now, just lay those guys out!!
543 Anonymous
>>540
Actual KEK lol.
545 Anonymous
”I’ll make you remember me in a heartbeat!?” Kenzaki yelled.
547 Anonymous
Yo! To all you Bulletin Board residents trying to headbutt your room pillars because of that line!!
Stop acting like morons right now!!
549 Anonymous
>>547
”How did you know…?” someone muttered.
551 Anonymous
>>549
There are really people actually trying to headbutt them, I’m dead lol.
553 Verification Team*CHiMPOsuki
Wait, so if we lose our memories of Kenzaki, does that mean we get to meet him for the first time all over again?
555 Anonymous
>>553
”Hey, you idiot. Stop that!!” a user replied.
557 Anonymous
>>553
Don’t do anything stupid!!
560 Anonymous
>>553
Ladies and gentlemen, witness the galaxy brain of a Mary Scholarship Student!!
562 Anonymous
Hey, this is literally a two-panel instant-loss setup!!
565 Anonymous
Ro-Schutz-Marr LMAO.
Kunka Kunker LMAO.
567 Verification Team*07218KADO6
I want to become Ro-Schutz-Marr or Kunka Kunker and just nuzzle into Heaven’s Sword’s²¹ crotch!!
569 Anonymous
>>567
Uh, excuse me. Is this the police?
We’ve got a public degenerate named Hagetoru acting up on the Bulletin Board again…
571 Anonymous
>>569
There’s going to be like a hundred identical reports, so don’t call them as a joke!!
You’ll just get arrested and be a nuisance!!
573 Anonymous
Compare that to the modesty of Midara-sama.
575 Anonymous
Hey, you guys had forgotten about her until a second ago too!!
578 Anonymous
These guys really are only good at being opportunistic LOL.
580 Anonymous
Midara-sama tied up in black mist… whew, spicy…
582 Anonymous
Is it just me, or does Midara-sama look like she’s enjoying being bound by the black mist?
585 Verification Team*07218KADO6
>>582
There isn’t a woman alive who wouldn’t get hyped for some bondage play in front of Kenzaki!!
588 Anonymous
>>585
Don’t lump Emily-sama in with your weird self!!
590 Anonymous
>>585
Can you please not associate Emily-sama with Hagetoru?
592 Anonymous
>>585
Hagetoru is getting absolutely roasted, I’m screaming lol.
594 Anonymous
Kunka Kunker is still as useful as ever lol.
596 Anonymous
”The dangerous, one-sided scent of a woman steeped in black stagnation…”
Is he talking about the stench of us Bulletin Board dwellers?
599 Anonymous
>>596
LMAO.
601 Anonymous
>>596
I can’t even argue with that lol.
603 Anonymous
”Perverted Lady”? Which one is he even talking about!!
605 Anonymous
Ro-Schutz-Marr LOL.
607 Anonymous
Wait, I’m dead LMAO.
610 Anonymous
THE MYSTERIOUS LIGHT MUZZLE FLASH IS HEEEEEEEEERE!
612 Anonymous
It’s that same mysterious light I’ve seen in anime more often than my own parents’ faces!!
614 Anonymous
That light has a tragic history, you know…
617 Anonymous
>>614
”I’ve never seen a guy’s junk so I can’t draw it, so I’ll gloss it over with a lens flare”-that’s the one.
620 Anonymous
>>620
”I didn’t know the mysterious light had such a sad past…” someone replied.
622 Anonymous
THE HOLY BEAM OF CENSORSHIP IS HEEEEEEEEEEEERE!
625 Anonymous
Yo, this guy’s moves are actually broken!!
628 Anonymous
Who knew Ro-Schutz-Marr could be this useful…
630 Anonymous
”Seaweed Business²² is Closed” LMAO.
Right, it’s so hot because of Heaven’s Sword that the water temp is too high to harvest high-quality black bars tonight lol.
633 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Ugh, I’m definitely buying the new Ro-Schutz-Marr figure.
Does anyone know a high-paying side gig where I don’t have to use my body?
636 Anonymous
>>633
Try telemarketing. You’re such a fast talker, you’d probably destroy in sales.
638 Anonymous
>>633
There’s no way Ro-Schutz-Marr is getting a new figure. Probably.
Wait, I take it back… it’s actually happening… No way…
641 Verification Team*CHiMPOsuki
Kunka Kunker is doing God’s work!!
643 Anonymous
>>633 >>641
The only reason Ro-Schutz-Marr and Kunka Kunker are top-tier is because of these sweats who main them in fighting games.
645 Anonymous
>>643
”Director Hongou said it himself,” a user noted. “These two being meta is a direct result of the Super Heaven’s Sword League²³ lol.”
648 Anonymous
>>645
The Super Heaven’s Sword League World Championship finals, Team Japan vs Team USA, was peak cinema.
Watching Inko lose the opener by a hair was gut-wrenching, and seeing Big Sis drop the second set after playing it safe was brutal.
But then Chinsuki pulled off that 0-2 comeback with the most toxic Kunka Kunker ground-licking tech, and Hagetoru debuted that absolutely cursed Ro-Schutz-Marr “Full Naked Flash” combo for the reverse sweep. It was hype as hell.
The anchor match was just some Kenzaki fanboy named Tashinami soloing with Heaven’s Sword while the whole crowd booed him. It was a complete wash, but that was basically just a show match.
I mean, the only ones who can even touch Tashinami are Hagetoru or Lady Mary…
652 Anonymous
>>648
While the US team ran 5 meta Drivers, Japan went for the non-meta picks: Chinsuki’s Kunka Kunker, Hagetoru’s Ro-Schutz-Marr, Big Sis’s Saint Midara, and Inko’s Bocchi the World²⁴. It was a total chad move.
Also, Lady Mary should’ve played for the Stars team instead of coaching Japan. When she stood next to Tashinami, the Stars players looked like they were ready to forfeit…
654 Anonymous
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
656 Anonymous
Our Midara-sama finally got her memories back!!
659 Anonymous
Kenzaki really is just built different…
662 Anonymous
”Because I am here!?” Kenzaki asked.
664 Anonymous
If Kenzaki said that to me, I’d be a vibrating mess. I couldn’t handle it.
667 Anonymous
Man!
You two better stay happy together forever, in-game and in real life!!
670 Anonymous
This is a massive W for Midara-sama.
Tashinami-chan isn’t even in the same league!!
673 Anonymous
>>670
Hey, don’t go digging up Tashinami-sama’s Cringe Archives²⁵!!
676 Anonymous
Kunka Kunker and Ro-Schutz-Marr too!?
678 Anonymous
God, I wish that were me!!
680 Anonymous
Honestly, I don’t think I could ever be Saint Midara.
I mean, her VA is literally Emily-sama!!
But I could definitely be Kunka Kunker or Ro-Schutz-Marr!!
Their VAs are gorgeous too, but they’re in the same trash-rank as Hagetoru!!
683 Anonymous
>>683
Real!!
685 Anonymous
>>683
Emily-sama is a pipe dream, but if it’s Hagetoru’s rank, I might actually have a shot!!
688 Anonymous
Hey!
You perverts, stop trying to sniff Heaven’s Sword’s crotch in the middle of all this!!
690 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Dammit! I’d rather be Ro-Schutz-Marr or Kunka Kunker than Midara anyway!
I want to be like them and just “Kunka Kunker” all over Tashinami’s crotch!!
693 Anonymous
>>690
HEY!
695 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>690
Listen here! If you do that, I will actually lose it!!
Wait, HEAVEN’S SWORD TRANSFORMATION IS HEEEEEEEEERE!!
698 Anonymous
HEAVEN’S SWORD TRANSFORMATION HYPEEEEEEEEEE!!
701 Anonymous
It’s always been Heaven’s Sword. Always.
703 Verification Team *010meTA473
I’M BUYING IT!!
706 Anonymous
>>703
”That was way too fast!!” someone replied.
708 Anonymous
”Sorry to keep you waiting. I’m here to save you now.” Kenzaki said.
This is it. Kenzaki’s vibe is just unmatched.
710 Anonymous
”Sorry I was late…” Kenzaki muttered.
Kenzaki is so cool. Especially the way he delivers that line.
713 Anonymous
I love that he doesn’t just kick something; he hugs the mist. That is so Kenzaki.
715 Anonymous
The ultimate move: “Be embraced by my love and find peace.”
Even in the tournament, Tashinami used this as the finisher instead of the Driver Kick to win.
Tashinami is just too cracked-she wins even when everyone knows her strategy!!
717 Anonymous
Ah, it switched to the “Cringe Flashback” scene.
719 Anonymous
No! After all that work Kenzaki put in, the seal is still breaking!!
722 Anonymous
Ah, I see. While the Drivers were busy defending, the “degenerates” hidden in the ranks destroyed the seal of the Five Heavenly Swords.
The perverts were playing 4D chess.
724 Anonymous
It’s Lady Kukuri-chan’s action scene!!
726 Anonymous
Kukuri-chan-sama is actually popping off.
728 Anonymous
”Ah…” someone gasped.
730 Anonymous
The sealed power of the Evil God was stolen by the shards…
733 Anonymous
BUTTERFLY MASK IS HEEEEEEEEERE!!
735 Anonymous
Save us, Kagami!!
737 Anonymous
BICORN BEETLE IS BACK TOO!!
739 Anonymous
LIGHTNING HOPPER!!
POISON CHALICE TOO!!
741 Anonymous
We actually win these!!
744 Anonymous
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
747 Anonymous
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
750 Anonymous
This Evil God is way too OP.
753 Anonymous
EGO-IST!
TORA-UMA!
BOCCHI THE WORLD TOO!!
756 Anonymous
COMMANDER TAJIMA AND NIGHT SHADOW MAMA ARE HEEEEEEEERE!
759 Anonymous
We can actually win now!!
762 Anonymous
No way…
765 Anonymous
We still can’t win even with all of them…?
768 Anonymous
KENZAKI IS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
771 Anonymous
We’re counting on you, Kenzaki!!
773 Anonymous
UGYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
777 Anonymous
Please, Lord Aqua, save Kenzaki!!
780 Anonymous
>>777
I told you, it’s usually the other way around!!
782 Anonymous
”The world never changes…” huh.
The Structure²⁶… those are some heavy words.
784 Anonymous
>>782
True… if the BERYL boys, no, if Aqua-kun was gone… what would happen to this world?
786 Anonymous
>>784
Hey, stop it. Don’t say anything ominous.
788 Anonymous
Look, so many kids only managed to turn their lives around because of Aqua-sama… if he’s gone, what’s going to happen to them?
791 Verification Team*07218KADO6
>>788
Isn’t that why we’re here? We’ve watched over Aqua-sama’s every move for this exact reason, haven’t we?
Listen, just remember everything Aqua-sama has done for us.
Even if Aqua-sama is gone, that fire he left behind is still burning deep in our souls!!
793 Anonymous
Baldy’s actually spitting…!
795 Anonymous
Yo, what’s with you all of a sudden!? You have a stroke or something!?
798 Verification Team*CHiMPOsuki
Yeah, what she said. Baldy’s right!
We’re the ones who have to carry on the history Aqua-kun ²⁷ built.
If we do that, the world’s gotta get better!!
800 Anonymous
Wait, is that really Chinsuki being serious!?
802 Anonymous
Medic!!
We’ve got a head trauma case over here! This guy’s lost it!!
805 Verification Team*9n2SARETAi
>>791 >>798
It’s exactly like you two said.
Let’s remember why Aqua-san ²⁸ worked so hard for us!!
We can’t go back to those days before Aqua-san. No, we decided we’re never going back!!
807 Anonymous
BIG SISSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
809 Anonymous
Nee-san ²⁹, you’re bringing the heat!!
811 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>791 >>798 >>805
Even if Aqua is gone, what he gave us lives on.
Even if Black Lexie ³⁰ shows up, we’ll never let them erase Aqua from our hearts!!
Besides, isn’t that why we’re here? To make sure that never happens!!
814 Anonymous
Let’s go, Tashinami!!
816 Anonymous
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
819 Anonymous
Ro-Schutz-Marr!!
Sniff, huff, sniff!!
822 Anonymous
Hell yeah, those two haven’t given up yet!!
825 Anonymous
Bocchi the World!!
And the Puberty-crew too!!
827 Anonymous
Ego-Ist!!
830 Anonymous
The Degenerates are desperately clinging to the Evil God’s body just to protect Heaven’s Sword ³¹!!
833 Anonymous
I knew it… you Degenerates really were just like us all along!!
835 Anonymous
Go, Degenerates, go!! Do it!!
838 Anonymous
Everyone is so damn hyped right now!
840 Anonymous
No… way.
843 Anonymous
How… Midara-sama is really going to sacrifice herself!?
846 Anonymous
LOLI INBOUNDDDDDDDDDDD!!
848 Anonymous
Kenzaki, please. Wake up!!
850 Anonymous
This kid’s acting is top-tier, honestly.
852 Anonymous
Mikuni-sama is HEREEEEEEEEEE!!
855 Anonymous
Mikuni-sama….
857 Anonymous
She’s right. To a mother, a child’s life is worth more than world peace!!
I get it. I’d say the same thing if I were in her shoes!!”
860 Anonymous
’Stand up for your own sake.’ I love that!
Kenzaki, you’re allowed to be selfish too!!
Now show us that happy life with Midara and the others!!
863 Anonymous
Commander Tajima!!
865 Anonymous
Night Shadow Mama!!
867 Anonymous
Toa-chan ³², the hype is real!!
869 Anonymous
Misa-san, you can do it!!
871 Anonymous
Tachibana, you’re actually looking GOATed today!!
873 Anonymous
KAMISHIROOOOOOOOOO!
875 Anonymous
KENZAKI IS BACKKKKKKKKK!
877 Anonymous
That’s what it means to be a Driver ³³!!
879 Anonymous
DRIVER HYPEEEEEEE!
881 Anonymous
UWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
How the hell is he supposed to beat this many clones!?
884 Anonymous
This is literally hopeless….
886 Anonymous
Kenzaki…?
888 Anonymous
You can be a Driver even without a belt?
890 Anonymous
Yo, no way. The Degenerates are all wearing belts!!
893 Anonymous
Guys, do you have your belts ready!?
I totally missed the announcement and had to sprint to go grab mine!!
896 Anonymous
>>893
Official social media said to have your belt by your side while watching.
Forget having it nearby-I’ve been wearing mine since the start!!
899 Anonymous
’Fight with me’-THE KINO IS HEREEEEEEE!!
901 Anonymous
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
903 Anonymous
PEAK FICTION INCOMINGGGGGGGGG!!
905 Anonymous
EVERYONEEEEEE, ARE YOU READY!?
906 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Let’s go! Everyone, transform togetheraaaaaaaaaaa!
907 Anonymous
HENSHIN ³⁴!!
908 Verification Team*CHiMPOsuki
HENSHINNNNN!!
909 Anonymous
TRANSFORM!!
910 Anonymous
Henshin!
911 Verification Team*9n2SARETAi
Hen…shin!
912 Anonymous
Trans… form!!
913 Hakuryuu*XQshotacon
HENSHIN!!
914 Anonymous
Transform!
915 Anonymous
HENSHINNNNN!!
916 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3
HENSHIN!! ↓
917 774*Hi-P3erver
Long time no see, everyone! It’s Saba-chan from the early seasons!!
918 Anonymous
HENSHIN!!
919 Verification Team *010meTA473
We are all, every one of us, the Drivers!
HEN… SHIN!!
921 Anonymous
It’s so hot in here I’m literally sweating!!
923 Anonymous
You can never have too many transformation scenes.
Only cultured people understand!!
925 Anonymous
Wait, no way….
927 Anonymous
The bastard fused!? He’s even bigger now!!
930 Anonymous
WE’RE FUSING TOO!?
932 Anonymous
Fusion!? What does that even mean!?
934 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Wait, is it THAT kind of ‘fusion’!?
Pant, pant….
937 Anonymous
>>934
Back to horny jail, Degenerate.
939 Anonymous
>>934
Give us back the serious Kado from a minute ago.
941 Anonymous
’Because you’re like that, I-!?’
Toa-chan, what comes next!?
943 Anonymous
Clink, clink, clink!
946 Anonymous
UWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
948 Anonymous
HEAVEN’S SWORD SECOND HIDDEN FORM IS HEREEEEEEEE!!
950 Anonymous
Reporting in from the toy factory-we are absolutely slammed over here! LOL
953 Verification Team*9n2SARETAi
>>950
Thank you for your service. Honestly, I’m so sorry….
955 Anonymous
Going back to the base form for the finale is such a classic flex.
957 Anonymous
And finally… DRIVER KICKKKKKKKKKKK ³⁵!
959 Anonymous
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
961 Anonymous
The thread actually stopped for a second there.
I know all of you just screamed ‘DRIVER KICK’ at your screens!
…Because I definitely did.
963 Anonymous
>>961
And that’s how more Black Lexies are born….
966 Anonymous
>>963
Shut up, don’t ruin the moment!
968 Anonymous
Kenzaki….
970 Anonymous
He actually gave her a proper hug at the end.
Good for you, Tashinami. The Kenzaki you believed in was a hero until the very end….
973 Anonymous
Kenzaki absorbing the black mist into himself… what a legend.
Everything about this was perfect!!
975 Anonymous
Guys, what the hell am I supposed to do now…?
977 Verification Team *010meTA473
Thank you, Kenzaki. Thank you, Heaven’s Sword.
I’m hitting the theater Day 1 next year, and I’m buying every single piece of merch!!
979 Anonymous
>>977
Theaters are gonna be a warzone at the start of the year.
981 Anonymous
Heaven’s Sword really was the GOAT.
The fusion caught me off guard, but honestly, I have nothing but gratitude for Director Hongou, Tsukasa-sensei, and Hakuryuu-sensei for fulfilling the fantasies of every girl who ever wanted to ‘merge’ with Kenzaki.
983 Anonymous
Heaven’s Sword was peak fiction.
986 Anonymous
The lore theorists are gonna have a field day with this.
988 Anonymous
>>986
Wait for the movie. I heard the theatrical version is uncut.
Apparently, it’s got all the extra scenes and explanations they couldn’t fit on TV.
991 Anonymous
>>988
’Go to the theater if you want the answers,’ huh? Typical. I’M SO IN!!
993 Anonymous
YO, FORGET THAT! Hakuryuu-sensei’s wedding is live on Tele-Bi right now!!
995 Anonymous
Are you serious!?
998 Anonymous
>>993
CRAP! EVERYONE MOVE!
This is no time to be depressed, we’ve got a wedding to watch!!
1000 774 *Hi-P3erver
1000 GET!
Thanks for everything this year, everyone!! See you next year!
And if I get the 1000, please let there be a sequel!!
1001 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3
Henshin Off!!
Mikoto-chan, the Bulletin Board Hero, is gonna be super busy today!
But seriously… threads usually die in seconds. How did this one stay alive until the very end?
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Trivia:
- The ‘Lightning Bolt’ finisher is notorious for never hitting in any media.
- Mayuzumi Shintaro’s confession was a complete ad-lib, unknown to the lead actress.
- A real-world news organization (National Broadcasting Corp) mistakenly reported the fictional proposal as a real one.
- The term ‘Verification Team’ refers to trusted, fixed-handle posters (Kotehan).
- Lightning Hopper is statistically the weakest form in the franchise.
- Kagami’s suit destruction is the trigger for his new power.
- The ‘sleeping collection’ of Kohina Yukari was actually provided by Aqua-sama.
- The board users are aware of the ‘Great Hizume’ time slot, indicating the show’s societal context.
- A black mist is being kept for ‘research,’ which fans recognize as a sequel hook.
- Kamishiro is usually the comic relief, making his death/transformation more impactful.
- The ‘Kunka Kunker’ and ‘Ro-Schutz-Marr’ moves were reverse-imported into the game based on pro-player strategies.
- Tashinami is a notorious pro-player who once dominated with a ‘boring’ Kenzaki playstyle.
- The ‘Seaweed Business’ is a meta-joke about the black bars used for censorship in the show.
- The ‘degenerates’ within the defensive ranks were the ones who actually broke the seal, betraying the Drivers.
- The ‘Degenerates’ (Chijo) are the fans themselves, self-identifying as perverts.
- The ‘Verification Team’ members are established thread regulars with specific personas.
- The toy belt interaction was a planned social media event within the story’s world.
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Character Insight:
Mayuzumi Shintaro shows immense growth as an actor, moving from ‘cool/villain’ typecasting to a hot-blooded hero role. His personal feelings for Awashima Chigiri seem to have leaked into his ad-libbed performance.
Kagami demonstrates growth by pushing past his limits despite physical trauma. Kamishiro’s shift from comic relief to a vessel for a dark transformation adds a layer of unexpected drama to his archetype.
Kenzaki’s appeal lies in his ‘hot-blooded’ sense of security, contrasting with the ‘cynical’ era fans previously felt stuck in. Midara-sama’s memory recovery marks a pivotal shift in her dynamic with Kenzaki, even if the fans only view it through a lewd lens.
Kenzaki’s growth reaches its peak as he accepts the burden of ‘black mist’, transitioning from a standard hero to a messianic figure for the fans. The fans (posters) show a deep parasocial connection, viewing the characters’ happiness as their own.
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Behind the Scenes:
The author notes that the confession scene was originally much ‘drier’ in the script until Aqua-kun intervened.
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TL Notes:
Notes:
• Ken – Male. A rehabilitated man working in the mine. The fiancé of Akiyama Sachiko, the organizer of the party or one of the protagonist’s (Aqua’s) mother’s students (ikebana) appeared in Volume 2 Chapter 12. However, their engagement is not yet officially recognized, as the necessary documents have not been signed by all parties involved. Ken-kun behaves inappropriately during the event, attempting to flirt with Kanon and later becoming aggressive, even wielding a replica sword. His actions cause a disturbance, and he is eventually subdued and removed by the security team.
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