Volume 13 Chapter 373 Bulletin Board, Hakuryuu-sensei Is a Girl Who Can Do It If She Tries!
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
[THE RETURN] Heaven’s Sword Live Discussion Thread [Great Hizume Special!]
5 Anonymous
HURRY UP! Heaven’s Sword is starting!!
7 Anonymous
Hieee!
There are way too many shows to keep track of, I’m losing it!!
9 Anonymous
Just jumped over from the Buried Treasure thread!!
11 Anonymous
Terrible news: A total war for the remote just broke out in my living room.
13 Anonymous
>>11
Switch to the official streams!!
They’re doing real-time web casts today only, so you can watch on your phone or PC!!
16 Anonymous
>>13
Uooooh! You’re a lifesaver!!
18 Anonymous
This is no time to be hyped over ancient mystery docs!!
I blinked and it’s already Heaven’s Sword time!!
20 Anonymous
Move it, move it! It’s a festival, baby!!
22 Verification Team*010meTA473
HEAVEN’S SWORD IS HEEEEEEERE!
25 Anonymous
IT’S ON!!
27 Anonymous
>>22
Weren’t you just in the Buried Treasure thread? Your reaction time is insane!!
30 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Guhehe! Gather ’round, children. It’s time for your Chijo¹ Big Sis!!
32 Anonymous
Man, my heart is actually pounding.
34 Anonymous
Our Heaven’s Sword is finally back…
36 Anonymous
Opening shot, TSUKIKO IS HEEEEEERE!
38 Anonymous
Tora-uma²!
You been doing okay, buddy!!?
40 Anonymous
Tachibana-san in the house!!
41 Anonymous
Whoa, flirty-feely Tachibana-san and Tsukiko right from the start?
God bless the Great Hizume!!
44 Anonymous
I just want these two to be happy.
In the show, and in real life!!
46 Verification TeamCHiMPOsuki*
Hm? Tsukiko, you got a stomach ache?
49 Anonymous
>>46
You… you’re kidding, right…?
52 Verification Team9n2SARETAi*
>>46
Um… you’re saying that as a joke, right?
55 Anonymous
>>52
Big sis, that dead-serious tone is killing me :O_O_O:
57 Anonymous
Tsukiko, congrats on the pregnancy~!
Keep up the hard work baby-making in real life too!!
60 Anonymous
>>57
Jumping the gun much~!?
63 Anonymous
Wait, what? Awashima-san is pregnant!?
65 Anonymous
>>63
Not Awashima-san, it’s Tsukiko!!
68 Anonymous
>>63
Typical Bulletin Boarders, jumping to conclusions instantly!!
70 Anonymous
>>68
That’s the best and worst thing about us!!
73 Anonymous
Huh? Toa-chan is pregnant?
75 Anonymous
>>73
Hey, stop it!!
77 Anonymous
It’s the end of the year, at least give the guys in the factories a break!!
78 Anonymous
Wait, KAGAMI IS HERE!!
81 Anonymous
Wait, what about the lovey-dovey newlywed life for Kagami and Kenzaki?
83 Anonymous
>>81
No such thing exists.
85 Anonymous
>>81
Making up fake memories again? That’s our worst habit LUL
88 Anonymous
Eh? Tachibana-san, did he ditch his belt?
90 Anonymous
Ah, well, you don’t really need a belt in a peaceful world.
It was built to fight Chijo anyway, so if they aren’t rioting, it’s useless.
94 Anonymous
Commander Tajima!
Night Shadow is here too!!
96 Anonymous
So glad to see them both back on duty!!
99 Anonymous
RE-CHIJO-FICATION!?
102 Anonymous
>>22>>30>>46
Found ’em! We still got some Chijo left right here!!
105 Anonymous
>>102
Those aren’t Chijo, those are our nakama!
108 Anonymous
>>105
Wait, so… WE are the Chijo!?
111 Anonymous
>>108
That’s so logically sound I can’t even be mad LMAO
113 Anonymous
I wanna be a Chijo too! I want Kenzaki to hug me so I can huff his scent like SNIFF SNIFF!!
115 Anonymous
See? That exact thought process is peak Chijo energy.
118 Anonymous
Every single person on this board agrees!!
122 Anonymous
Things are starting to feel a bit ominous…
126 Anonymous
Reminder for the forgetful:
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Screenplay: Tsukasa Kei
Starting with Tora-uma is basically a declaration of war from Tsukasa-sensei.
129 Anonymous
>>126
Reminder for YOU:
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Screenplay: Hakuryuu Aiko
Have some faith in our Hakuryuu-sensei!!
132 Anonymous
>>126
Hey, knock it off!
>>129
It’s really okay to believe, right!?
135 Anonymous
Believe in the Great Hakuryuu-sensei Aiko! She saved us in the dark ages and wrote all your faves!!
138 Anonymous
I feel that deep in my soul.
140 Anonymous
>>135
We already won!!
143 HakuryuuXQshotacon*
W-wait, guys!?
Don’t put that much pressure on me, it’s stressing me out…
145 Anonymous
>>143
Sensei, steel your heart!!
148 Anonymous
>>143
Hakuryuu-sensei, you can do it!!
151 Anonymous
EVIL GOD IS HERE!
153 Anonymous
Miko-sama is here!!
155 Anonymous
Beautiful girls giving lap pillows… the dream…
158 Anonymous
I’m so blessed to see Kukuri-chan-sama during the year-end Great Hizume.
Even my grandma is bowing to the TV right now.
161 Anonymous
>>158
That’s such a classic grandma move lol
164 Anonymous
Is it just me, or does Oto-san’s face as the Evil God look way more peaceful now?
167 Anonymous
>>164
That’s what happens when Aqu-tan goes on TV and says, “I’ll protect my junior, Rurika!!”
170 Anonymous
>>167
All those reporters who were trashing Oto-san must be shaking now. Can’t say I feel bad for ’em.
173 Anonymous
>>167
I want to be Aqua-sama’s junior too! I want him to call me by my first name!!
175 Anonymous
MOOD!!
177 Anonymous
KENZAKI IS HERE!
180 Anonymous
He just sliced through the asphalt with tires like a knife!!
183 Anonymous
Wait no shot!
185 Anonymous
That’s definitely our Kenzaki!!
188 Verification Team07218KADO6*
THE SNIFFER IS HERE!
AND RO-SCHUTZ-MARR TOO!
191 Anonymous
Ro-Schutz-Marr LMAO
These two really snagged the best seats in the house!!
194 Anonymous
Dammit, they’re both making the exact same faces as us!!
197 Anonymous
>>194
Hey, stop! You’re making it look like we’re the Chijo!!
200 Anonymous
>>197
Like I said, we ARE.
202 Anonymous
>>197
You just realizing this?
205 Anonymous
We are the Chijo.
Therefore, the ones getting hugged by Kenzaki are basically us.
208 Anonymous
Absolute galaxy brain.
210 Anonymous
>>205
WE DID IT!!
213 Anonymous
TRANSFORMATION TIME!
215 Anonymous
Wait lol! Even the bike transforms!!?
217 Anonymous
Guh! Now I have to buy another bike just for the cosplay!!
219 Anonymous
A three-wheeled auto-trike!?
Guess I’m getting my driver’s license after New Year’s.
222 Anonymous
>>219
Does a trike count as a car license…?
Wait, is Aqua-kun legally allowed to drive that!?
225 Anonymous
>>222
It’s fine because they’re using private land—closed-off highways or sections under construction.
Shirogane Shitori-san from Legal Department Beryl Entertainment said so on social media!!
228 Anonymous
Wait lol
Only The Sniffer is on foot!!?
230 Anonymous
Hey, The Sniffer.
You… get off the bike. Or the ship. Whatever.
233 Anonymous
The Sniffer having to run by herself is killing me 💀💀💀
236 Anonymous
Dammit! If only this were a car!!
Then he could’ve ridden shotgun!!
238 Anonymous
”Sorry, this car is a two-seater…” Kenzaki said.
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”Eh?” Ro-Schutz-Marr asked.
242 Anonymous
>>238
The “get off the ship” count is rising LMAO
245 Anonymous
Nice work, The Sniffer!!
247 Anonymous
Even though she’s a meme character, she’s actually carrying her weight!!
250 Anonymous
She found the Evil God’s weakness in the last movie too. She’s low-key useful.
100% meme, but still a G…
255 Anonymous
THE SNIFFER’S HUMAN FORM IS HERE!!
258 Anonymous
If you could turn human the whole time, you should’ve done that from the start!!
261 Anonymous
Horiguchi-san’s got huge ones, so there’s definitely a chance!!
264 Anonymous
>>261
You say that about every big-chested lady Aqu-tan works with!!
Though with Aqu-tan, it’s actually a possibility…
267 Anonymous
>>264
I can’t help it! They’re massive!!
270 Anonymous
>>267
The sheer raw power of that statement “They’re massive” lol
273 Anonymous
Wait lol
276 Anonymous
RO-SCHUTZ-MARR, YOU CAN FLY!!?
278 Anonymous
If you could fly, why didn’t you do it sooner!!
Poor Sniffer was suffering!!
280 Anonymous
>>278
Flying probably takes a lot of MP. Surely.
282 Anonymous
Ro-Schutz-Marr LMAO
Opening your coat and flashing lights like that is dangerous!!
Kids are watching, what if they start flashing people too lol!
284 Anonymous
>>282
It’s fine, adult big sisters are already doing it anyway.
286 Anonymous
>>284
THAT IS NOT A REASON lol
288 Anonymous
RO-SCHUTZ-MARR’S HUMAN FORM IS HERE TOO!!
291 Anonymous
YES! She’s stacked too! There’s a chance!!
293 Anonymous
LMAO
295 Anonymous
Aqua-sama has many charms, but one of them is that as long as you’re a big sister with a massive chest, you actually have a shot.
298 Anonymous
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Do your best, Kenzaki!!
301 Anonymous
Heaven’s Sword on a bike is always peak cool.
304 Anonymous
Holy crap! The bike gimmicks got a massive upgrade!!
308 Anonymous
>>304
”You nerds love this stuff, right?”
↓
”YES. YES WE DO.”
I hate how easily they read me! HYPE INTENSIFIES!!
310 Anonymous
This thing is an AI3510 model too!!
313 3510ULTi-Hi-P3*
Hey big sisters, are you watching Mikoto’s big debut?
I finally made it into Heaven’s Sword!
Maybe Mikoto is actually a genius actress!? Kya!
315 Anonymous
>>313
This AI is really feeling itself.
317 Anonymous
>>313
You must have already woken up…
320 Anonymous
ANCHOR DRIFT IS HEEERRREEEEE!!
323 Anonymous
Anchor Drift is way too badass.
326 Anonymous
Buying a trike tomorrow. No cap!
329 Anonymous
>>326
Getting influenced that fast? LOL
333 Anonymous
Wait, Station… so in the end, it really is just raw power!!
335 Anonymous
No freaking way LMAO
337 Verification Team*CHiMPOsuki
As expected. Power.
Power solves everything!!
340 Anonymous
>>337
When you and Aqua-sama say it, those words actually have some weight.
343 Anonymous
>>340
LOL
345 Anonymous
Oh, Midara-sama⁴ finally spoke.
348 Anonymous
Emily-sama is as gorgeous as ever.
If you look closely, her body is total fanservice bait like Hagetoru, but still…
351 Anonymous
>>348
You idiot! Emily-sama’s body is definitely “Midara,” but she’s literally oozing class and elegance!!
353 Anonymous
>>351
Preach!
356 Verification Team *010meTA473
Holy shit! Kenzaki, you’re so cooooool!!
358 Anonymous
>>356
No way… weren’t you just in that other live-thread a second ago?
360 Anonymous
>>356
How the hell are you multi-tabbing⁵ while posting on the boards?
Especially since you’re not even at home…
363 Anonymous
>>360
Wait, is Tashinami seriously not at home!?
366 Anonymous
>>363
Kanon-sama posted a pic on socials of her multi-tabbing, and that definitely wasn’t her house.
369 Anonymous
>>366
Posting actual receipts of the multi-tabbing is peak board-culture LOL
371 Anonymous
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
KATO IRIA IS HEEERRREEEEE!
373 Anonymous
Goth-Loli… eyepatch… bandages on the right hand… Ungh! My “dark power” is starting to throb!!
375 Anonymous
Stop, this character design is super effective against me!!
378 Verification Team*07218KADO6
That was back when Tashinami was still just a 2nd year in middle school…
380 Anonymous
>>378
Give us the deets on that!!
382 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>378
Hey! What do you think you’re about to say?!
Say one weird thing and we’re through! Hagetoru, you moroooooon!!
385 Anonymous
>>382
Sorry, you don’t even have to say it. We can all pretty much guess.
387 Anonymous
>>385
I mean, the guy was still shouting “Tashinami-chan’s total victory!” even after he got to high school.
389 Anonymous
>>387
Honestly, the whole generation that’s been watching since Tashinami’s debut knows all about it.
392 Verification Team *010meTA473
>>385>>387>>389
GEEEEEZZZZZZZZ!!
395 Anonymous
Alright guys, give Tashinami-sama a break LOL
398 Anonymous
Wait, what!?
401 Anonymous
Whoa, is everyone just burnt out from work or something?
Forgetting the name and face of Heaven’s Sword… wait, what? You’re joking… right?
404 Anonymous
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
406 Anonymous
”Did someone call me?” Tsukasa Kei-sensei asked.
409 Anonymous
>>406
NO ONE CALLED YOUUUUUU!
411 Anonymous
You mean in that one instant, every memory of Heaven’s Sword was wiped from their heads?!
This can’t be happening…
414 Anonymous
Tsukasa-sensei just snatched away the most precious things from everyone’s minds.
It’s the memories of Heaven’s Sword and Kenzaki Souji…
417 Anonymous
>>414
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
420 Anonymous
HAKURYUUUUUUU-SENSEIIIIIII!
423 Anonymous
Wait, you’re cutting to Kagami and Tsukiko’s scene NOW?!
426 Anonymous?
H-huh?
Is it just me, or does anyone else have a really bad feeling about this…?
429 Anonymous
Tsukasa-sensei? Don’t you think it’s time you restrained yourself?
432 Anonymous
Wait, hold on…
435 Anonymous
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Memories of Tachibana are disappearing from Tsukiko’s head!!
437 Anonymous
Tsukasa-sensei… you really went and did it, didn’t you…
440 Anonymous
”Long time no see, everyone. Have I helped you remember a bit of Yuuoni?” Tsukasa-sensei said.
442 Anonymous
>>440
Sensei… please, I’m begging you, just stay quiet!!
444 Anonymous
HAKURYUUUUUUU-SENSEIIIIIII!
GET HERE FAST!!
447 Anonymous
>>444
That post number is way too ominous LOL…
450 Anonymous
Losing the memories of Tachibana while Tsukiko is pregnant… that’s way too brutal.
453 Anonymous
So it’s not just Kenzaki and Heaven’s Sword—all the Drivers have been erased from memory?
This is rough.
456 Anonymous
MIDARA!!
458 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Hang in there, Midara!!
If I were Midara, I’d never forget a s*xy boy like that!!
461 Anonymous
>>458
Weirdly persuasive LOL
463 Anonymous
>>458
Damn! Imagine if Hagetoru—that king of degenerates—was Midara instead of Emily-sama!!
466 Anonymous
Midara vs. Heaven’s Sword.
The serious showdown they never did in the main series is finally happening…
The plot is brutal, but personally, I’m satisfied just seeing this.
469 Anonymous
Midara-sama is actually strong as hell. Truly the Lewd Queen.
471 Anonymous
Kenzaki, trying to save Midara even in this situation, is too damn cool…
474 Verification Team *010meTA473
Please, Kenzaki! You have to save Midara and the others!!
477 Anonymous
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
KENZAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
480 Verification Team*CHiMPOsuki
Dammit! If only Aqua-kun were here!!
483 Anonymous
>>480
Falling from a great height.
Kenzaki: “THIS IS BADAAAAAARRRGH!”
Aqua-kun: “Eh, it’s Aqua-kun. He’ll be fine.”
485 Anonymous
>>483
Usually, it’s the other way around LOL
487 Anonymous
>>483
Why is the one with the human body the safe one?! That makes zero sense!!
490 Anonymous
Director Hongou, LOL
Hiroko Hongou @ Everyone watch Heaven’s Sword on Dai-Hizume!!
”Of course, this scene isn’t CG. Believe it or not, we did it with no stunts…”
493 Anonymous
>>490
Why does even the director sound a little weirded out by it?!
495 Anonymous
>>490
Aqua-sama, please! Come save Kenzaki!!
498 Anonymous
>>495
I’m telling you, it’s usually the other way around!!
501 Anonymous
SYUKUJYO HQ is here-!!
503 Anonymous
The viewers’ “second home” is back! Man, this feels nostalgic already.
507 Anonymous
Nice one, Night Shadow!!
510 Anonymous
Night Shadow’s decision to prioritize securing the belt first was definitely the right call.
513 Anonymous
Dammit, it’s painful that the SYUKUJYO side doesn’t have their memories either.
Or so I thought—Commander Tajima remembers!! YES!!
516 Anonymous
That’s our Commander! That’s the leader of the Drivers for you!!
519 Anonymous
I guess Black Lexy’s ability isn’t omnipotent after all.
I mean, logically, if a memory just completely vanished, it would leave a weird gap, wouldn’t it?
523 Anonymous
I’m so incredibly glad that at least Commander Tajima remembered…
528 Anonymous
Dammit, the boards are lagging, I don’t know which thread to follow, socials keep crashing, and some people are literally catatonic in real life. What do we do?!
531 Anonymous
>>528
Believe in the Aiko-chan=sensei that believes in you!!
533 Anonymous
>>531
If you mean Hakuryuu-sensei, she just collapsed under the crushing weight of everyone’s expectations.
535 Anonymous
HAKURYUUUUUUU-SENSEIIIIIII!!
538 Anonymous
Kagami is here-!!
541 Anonymous
UOOOOOO!
It’s an action scene for Toa-kun!
545 Anonymous
Heaven’s Sword is the only place you can see Toa-kun in action!!
548 Anonymous
BUTTERFLY MASK IS HEEERRREEEEE!!
551 Anonymous
Butterfly Mask is as beautiful as ever…
And her kick-happy style is as lethal as ever LOL
553 Anonymous
Even in the Heaven’s Sword fighting game, Butterfly Mask’s low kicks are so annoying LOL
555 Anonymous
>>553
Right now, everyone’s focusing on low-counters rather than anti-air, so Butterfly Mask is trending again.
Ever since that RamenHagetoru guy invented that “lower-body harassment combo,” the ranked matches are just full of degenerates crawling on the floor.
558 Anonymous
>>555
LOL, the meta for both the card game and the fighter keeps changing just because of Hagetoru’s horny ulterior motives LOL
560 Anonymous
>>558
I guess nothing really beats raw horniness.
563 Anonymous
Nice job, Kagami!!
566 Anonymous
Kagami… you’ve really grown strong!!
Big sister is so moved!!
569 Anonymous
Wait, Ego-Ist is here-!!
571 Anonymous
Wait, what!?
573 Anonymous
EGO-IST IS BECOMING A DRIVER!! NO WAY!!
576 Anonymous
YOU’RE the one transforming into a Driver?!
580 Anonymous
This sinister Prototype Heaven’s Sword looks so sick.
I unironically want the vinyl figure!!
584 Anonymous
Eh? Even if it’s a prototype, can a degenerate actually transform into a Driver?!
Isn’t that impossible?!
588 Anonymous
>>584
Check Director Hongou’s socials!
Hiroko Hongou @ Everyone watch Heaven’s Sword on Dai-Hizume!!
”By being possessed by a clone of the Black Mist, Ego-Ist’s obsession and desire for power has been boosted. Evolved to a higher dimension, he hacked the belt’s Driver system to force a transformation.”
591 Anonymous
>>588
Helpful. I’ll keep watching while tracking Director Hongou’s socials.
594 Anonymous
UWAAAAAAAAA!
Not our Butterfly Mask!!
597 Anonymous
Kagami, get ’em!!
600 Anonymous
Midara was bad enough, but having Ego-Ist and the others turn against us is insane.
603 Anonymous
Hey… I just got a notification from the official fighting game socials. You guys need to see this right now!!
Apparently, Ego-Ist is getting his Driver Transformation system updated starting at 12:00 today.
I was wondering why there was emergency maintenance. This was why!!
606 Anonymous
>>603
For real?! The meta is about to shift again.
609 Anonymous
YESSSSSSSSSS!
Butterfly Mask is so strong!!
612 Anonymous
Butterfly Mask is a beast.
615 Anonymous
Wait, they ran away LOL!
618 Anonymous
Oh right. I forgot you and Tora-uma were always fast on your feet when it comes to running.
621 Anonymous
Typical pervert executives. Their retreat game is always on point. Reassuring, actually.
624 Anonymous
TACHIBANA IS HEEERRREEEEE!
627 Anonymous
Hey… stop this…
630 Anonymous
I’ve got a massive bad feeling about this.
632 Anonymous
GUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
634 Anonymous
I saw a pregnant woman being attacked and thought “maybe,” but…
Tsukasa-sensei, stop! Tachibana vs. Tsukiko is super effective against me!! Stop it!!
637 Anonymous
Why?!
Why do those two have to fight when they were so happy just a minute ago?!
640 Anonymous
>>637
Inko! I get how you feel, but stay focused on the Otome Game!!
643 Anonymous
>>637
You’re clearing the Otome Game today so you can see the first sunrise of the year with everyone, right?!
646 Anonymous
>>637
You LOL! Don’t be posting on the boards while you’re mid-stream!!
649 Anonymous
>>640>>643>>646
LOL
651 Anonymous
>>640>>643>>646
Oh, it’s been over a year since she started the game, but she’s finally about to beat it?!
I’ll watch the stream once the national TV broadcast is finished.
653 Anonymous
Well, as you can see, even Sayamu Inko-san is wailing on her stream right now.
Hakuryuu-sensei, seriously, PLEASE DO SOMETHING!!
656 Anonymous
For Tachibana… having Tsukiko forget him and turn into an enemy… that’s too heavy.
659 Anonymous
Tsukasa-sensei, how about we exercise some restraint now?
Let’s remember this is a Dai-Hizume show, okay?
662 Anonymous
Mayuzumi-kun’s acting has really improved.
It’s unbelievable growth compared to those “Kenjaki” meme days.
665 Anonymous
That’s it!!
668 Anonymous
I’m actually crying right now. I can’t see the screen through the tears.
672 Anonymous
That’s it, Tsukiko! Remember the father of your child!! Get it together!!
675 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei, I’m begging you!! You’re the only one we have left!!
678 Anonymous
Is it Hakuryuu-sensei’s turn yet? How much longer-!?
681 Hakuryuu*XQshotacon
Ough… everyone’s expectations are literally giving me a stomach ache…
683 Anonymous
Hang in there, Sensei!! You can do it!!
685 Anonymous
If anyone can pull this off, it’s you!!
688 Anonymous
Is it just me, or does Lightning Hopper look genuinely heartbroken too…?
690 Anonymous
So Tachibana really couldn’t transform after all, huh? Well, guess that was inevitable.
694 Anonymous
KAMISHIRO’S HERE!! LET’S GOOOOO!!
696 Anonymous
How does Tenga-senpai make sitting on a park swing at night look so damn cool? lol
699 Anonymous
Because it’s Tenga-senpai. Built different.
702 Anonymous
True. lol
705 Anonymous
Pudding LMAO
708 Anonymous
No way! There’s no way he’d ‘pretend to forget’ for a reason that stupid!!
711 Anonymous
God, I missed this. Kamishiro being a complete space-cadet is so nostalgic. lol
714 Anonymous
Kana-chan, please stop reporting Kamishiro as a suspicious person LOL.
717 Anonymous
Just when I thought it was going full grimdark, they drop a comedy scene like this. Heaven’s Sword is back, baby.
720 Anonymous
Shi-Shunki! And Men-Heller too!!
723 Anonymous
Don’t forget Yan-de-Rue! Man, the whole gang is back. The nostalgia is hitting hard!!
725 Anonymous
Whoa! Talk about a blast from the past!!
728 Anonymous
NO-MEN IS HERE! It’s the master vs. student showdown with Nico-san!!
730 Anonymous
Nico-san and Tenga-senpai must have been so hyped for this co-starring moment!!
734 Anonymous
Bocchi the World-san has entered the chat!!
737 Anonymous
Holy crap! Master vs. Student AND a Senpai showdown?! This is peak!!
740 Anonymous
Kamishiro, you have my permission to absolutely wreck Bocchi the World!
742 Anonymous
I’m counting on you, Kamishiro!!
745 Anonymous
Hey, leave the actor out of it! lol
748 Anonymous
POISON CHALICE ACTIVATED!!
751 Anonymous
Aaaand there it is! Another entry in Kamishiro’s ‘Unnecessarily Edgy Transformation Pose’ collection!!
754 Anonymous
I can actually breathe during Kamishiro’s scenes. The comedy is top-tier!!
758 Anonymous
The Driver designs in Heaven’s Sword are just objectively cool. It’s hard to believe they were so broke in the early days that they had to kitbash old suits. This look is incredible.
762 Anonymous
Director Hongou mentioned in a talk show that he and a few staff members stayed up all night remaking that Driver suit. They started with zero money and zero resources. We only have this show today because they worked their asses off.
764 Anonymous
And remember, the project almost died because every male actor they asked turned them down. Then Aqua-sama, who was just a rookie, stepped up and said yes. That’s how the legend of Heaven’s Sword began. Kenzaki saved the staff in real life before he ever saved them on screen.
767 Anonymous
It always comes back to Kenzaki… or should I say, Aqua-sama…:(
770 Anonymous
BICORN BEETLE HAS ARRIVED!!
773 Anonymous
Two Drivers on one bike? You love to see it!!
775 Anonymous
Oh! It’s the kid who was saved on the highway. That kid from Beyond Production is a seriously good actor.
777 Anonymous
That kid actually auditioned because he was a fan of the show. He won the Special Jury Award from Kohina Yukari and became a child actor because of it.
780 Anonymous
That’s wild. Imagine being a fan as a kid and then actually getting cast in the show that inspired you. To have that kind of drive at that age is impressive.
783 Anonymous
And the kids who watched him, Yamada Maruo and Kokuchō Kujaku, are starring in the next series! It’s exciting to think about the ‘Aqua Generation’ taking over the industry.
786 Anonymous
MORIKAWA’S DAD?! NO WAY!!
789 Anonymous
Wait, that’s Morikawa’s dad?! Wasn’t he in Tokyo Sweeper too?
792 Anonymous
Yep. He confirmed it himself.
795 Anonymous
Look at the absolute unit. Now we know where Morikawa gets those ‘Physically Gifted’ genes from.
798 Anonymous
Are we watching the same show? Morikawa is a twig! He’s tiny!!
801 Anonymous
Honestly, I love that the male cast is increasing, even for minor roles. Aqua-kun, thank you for paving the way!!
804 Anonymous
For real!
807 Anonymous
The abandoned factory! We’re back!!
810 Anonymous
I’ve seen this factory more times than my own parents’ faces. At this point, I watch the show just for this location!!
813 Anonymous
Ugh! Everyone’s finally together, but the atmosphere is so heavy!!
816 Anonymous
Tsukasa-sensei needs to learn some self-restraint!!
819 Anonymous
Dammit, Kenzaki is a wreck. If this were Aqu-tan, he’d just shrug off a gunshot wound as a graze and keep moving!!
822 Anonymous
Why is the actor actually more OP than the hero he’s playing? It makes no sense!!
825 Anonymous
Standard Aqua-kun logic: The actor is always higher level than the character.
828 Anonymous
LMAO
831 Anonymous
BLACK LEXY!?
833 Anonymous
Wait, his name literally translates to ‘Black History’?! That’s just ‘Cringe Past’ the Villain!! LOL
836 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Hey, Tashinami-! Maybe you should ask Black Lexy to delete your ‘cringe past’ from the internet while she’s at it!
838 Anonymous
LOL
840 Anonymous
Don’t you dare! That cringe is a national treasure!!
843 Verification Team *010meTA473
Shut up! I don’t even have a ‘cringe past’! Stop making stuff up!!
846 Anonymous
Oh, really? 👀
848 Anonymous
Sure, Jan.
850 Anonymous
Is that so…?
853 Anonymous
You guys, stop teasing Tashinami-sama LMAO. She’s gonna start pouting again!!
856 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Kenzaki, don’t mention the time in 8th grade when Tashinami wore fake ‘Curse Command’ tattoo stickers on her hand! You’ll kill her!
859 Anonymous
EXPOSED LMAO
861 Anonymous
This is the most heartwarming thing I’ve seen all day.
863 Anonymous
Thank you for this gift at the end of the year!! Best thread ever.
866 Verification Team *010meTA473
Waiiiiiiiit! What about Hagetoru?! She used to walk around with bandages on her right hand for no reason too!!
870 Anonymous
Ooh! Get her, Tashinami! Counter-attack!!
873 Anonymous
Go for it! Spill all of Hagetoru’s secrets!!
876 Verification Team*07218KADO6
Uh… well… that was… look, I had a stress fracture from… uh… ‘cranking it’ too much… okay? You’re a high schooler, you know how it is! High schoolers have nothing to do except jerk off!!
879 Anonymous
SHE ACTUALLY ADMITTED IT LOL.
881 Anonymous
You never fail to deliver, man.
883 Anonymous
If you’re a high schooler, go study for your finals and stop touching yourself!!
886 Verification Team *010meTA473
YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST!!
889 Anonymous
There it is! The ‘Absolute Worst’ from Tashinami!
891 Anonymous
She’s probably secretly enjoying the abuse.
894 Anonymous
Wait, THE FIRST GEN DRIVER IS HERE!!
897 Anonymous
Mad respect to Midara and the Evil God for holding out until the end.
900 Anonymous
THE PENTAGRAM BARRIER!!
902 Anonymous
Hey, just because she’s ‘Black Lexy’ doesn’t mean she gets to target the viewers’ cringe pasts too!! I feel attacked!!
905 Anonymous
The Five Swords Under Heaven… those are props, right?
908 Anonymous
Director Hongou posted on social media that they’re 100% authentic blades. Madman.
911 Anonymous
Kenzaki…!
913 Anonymous
No matter how many times he falls, Kenzaki will always stand back up!!
915 Anonymous
Saki-san…
918 Anonymous
I feel Saki’s pain so much. Looking at Kenzaki and the others in that state… I don’t think I could tell them to keep fighting either. It’s too much.
920 Anonymous
It’s actually good that there’s an adult to tell them they don’t have to fight. Heroes deserve a break too.
923 Anonymous
Exactly!
926 Anonymous
Kenzaki is so freaking cool!!
929 Anonymous
OH MY GOD, THE ‘WITH-MOTHER’ CAMEO!! IT’S HAPPENING!!
932 Anonymous
OKAITSU TIME!! LET’S GOOOOOOOOO!
935 Anonymous
Kenzaki is the GOAT. Period.
938 Anonymous
Kamishiro! Kagami! Night Shadow! Tachibana!! You guys are the best for standing by him!!
941 Anonymous
Tachibana didn’t fall to the dark side! YES!!
945 Anonymous
Hakuryuu-sensei! Thank you for saving Tachibana from that ‘Mind-Breaking’⁵ villain arc combo!!
948 Anonymous
THE OPENING SCENE RECALL!! AHHHHH!!
951 Anonymous
AND NOW THE OP THEME KICKS IN!! PEAK FICTION!!
955 Anonymous
IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERE!!
958 Anonymous
It’s so hype I’m turning off my heater! (Greeting from freezing Hokkaido)
961 Anonymous
Don’t be an idiot, you’ll freeze to death! Turn it back on!!
964 Anonymous
Hey, we’re almost at the post limit! Someone start the next thread!!
967 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3
I already prepared the next thread. Go ahead and fill this one up!!
970 Anonymous
Mikoto-chan is a saint. So reliable!
973 Anonymous
Thanks, Mikoto-chan!!
976 Anonymous
Alright… here we go.
979 Anonymous
Hell yeah!!
982 Anonymous
Sorry to keep you waiting. It’s Hakuryuu-sensei’s turn!!
985 Anonymous
I’m counting on you, Kenzaki! I’m counting on you, Hakuryuu-sensei!!
988 Verification Team*9n2SARETAi
Everyone, please make sure to finish this thread before moving to the next one.
991 Anonymous
Yes, ma’am!
994 Anonymous
Sensei—! Hagetoru and Chinsuki both accidentally made duplicate threads!!
997 Anonymous
This is why I can’t stand you guys. Everyone’s too hyper lol. I’ll go send the deletion requests for Big Sis.
1000 Anonymous
If I get the 1000th post… I hope Hakuryuu-sensei gets to be herself, Kenzaki gets to be himself, and everyone gets a HAPPY ENDING!!
1001 3510*ULTi-Hi-P3
Heaven’s Sword and this year are both almost over!! GO GO GO TO THE NEXT THREAD!!
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Trivia:
- The ‘Chijo’ concept in this world refers to hyper-aggressive female fans (a reversal of traditional gender tropes).
- Hakuryuu Aiko herself is participating in the thread under a pseudonym (Hakuryuu*XQshotacon).
- The term ‘get off the ship’ is a specific internet meme used when someone’s opinion or presence is rejected by the group.
- Aqua-kun is legally driving the trike because the production uses private/closed-off land.
- The ‘Sniffer’ (Kunka Kunker) is a meme character who is actually surprisingly competent in the plot
- The ‘Anchor Drift’ move sparked an immediate real-world trike-buying meme.
- Tashinami is being teased for her ‘Goth-Loli’ phase in middle school.
- A real-life VTuber, Sayamu Inko, is posting on the board while streaming.
- The fighting game meta is literally being patched in real-time alongside the show’s broadcast.
- Commander Tajima is the only one on the SYUKUJYO side who managed to keep his memories
- The ‘Black Lexy’ villain is a pun on ‘Black History’ (Kokurekishi), a Japanese term for one’s cringe/embarrassing past.
- The show Heaven’s Sword was initially a low-budget production that only survived because the lead actor Aqua stepped in when others refused.
- The bickering users ‘Tashinami’ and ‘Hagetoru’ are part of a specific group called the Verification Team.
- Yamada Maruo and Kokuchō Kujaku were child fans who eventually became leads in the sequel series
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Character Insight:
The author Hakuryuu Aiko shows her vulnerable side by feeling the weight of the fans’ expectations. Meanwhile, the AI Mikoto demonstrates evolving ‘personality’ by taking pride in her acting role.
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Behind the Scenes:
The ‘knife called tires’ line is a direct parody of the ‘Get Wild’ lyrics from City Hunter, common in Japanese internet board humor.
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TL Notes:
Notes:
• Ken – Male. A rehabilitated man working in the mine. The fiancé of Akiyama Sachiko, the organizer of the party or one of the protagonist’s (Aqua’s) mother’s students (ikebana) appeared in Volume 2 Chapter 12. However, their engagement is not yet officially recognized, as the necessary documents have not been signed by all parties involved. Ken-kun behaves inappropriately during the event, attempting to flirt with Kanon and later becoming aggressive, even wielding a replica sword. His actions cause a disturbance, and he is eventually subdued and removed by the security team.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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