Isekai-Adult-Shop 439

Chapter 439 The Saint and the Artificer


Edited by: Kanaa-senpai


 ”Sniff… sniff! This-this isn’t what you think it is!” Nina-Mailse stammered, her face flushing. “I mean, sure, the more I studied your magic circuits¹, Master, the more I started to respect you! I really did! But that’s strictly professional admiration for your craft! You’re always mean, you’re never kind to me, and even though your advice is always spot-on… sniff, sniff… No! You’ve got it all wrong! The way you keep a harem of women following you around and how you look so smug when you’re being a total creep-it’s honestly revolting! Master, you’re just way too much of a pervert! I’m not talking about your looks! I just want to know how you come up with nothing but ways to make women come! Sniff, sniff, sniff!”


 ”You know, nobody actually asked for your life story, right? Sniff, sniff, sniff… ♡” Rose replied with a lazy grin.


 Nina, the Sacred Artificer², had been called out by Lady Rose, the Holy Figure³. Without any prompting, Nina had launched into a frantic, non-stop defense of herself. It was honestly a little exhausting to watch.


 The whole time, the two of them were sniffing the aphrodisiac scent emanating from the “smelly Ddo-Buddy“, and their breathing was so loud it was almost loud. …Is this really going to be okay?


 ”Ugh, this is intense… ♡” Rose murmured, her eyes glazed with heat. “Hey, Kentocci, I can’t take much more of this. Can I… lick it? ♡”


 ”Wait, what? I mean, the scents I used are all-natural, so it shouldn’t be toxic if swallowed, but…” I looked over at Nina, the developer. She claimed she’d used Holy Arts to replicate the “Ddo-Buddy” scent, but I had to be sure about the safety specs.


 ”I didn’t… sniff… miss a single detail,” Nina insisted. “Do you really think I’d compromise your standards, Master?”


 ”I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking,” I countered. “Even with the best intentions, things can go wrong.”


 ”Oh, so you don’t trust me?! Fine! I’ve already tested it on myself, so it’s perfectly safe! Look!” Nina snapped.


 Before I could say a word, Nina leaned down and took the head of the “Ddo-Buddy” into her mouth. I would have been fine if she had just given it a quick lick, but this was a professional perk I wasn’t about to interrupt. I stayed quiet.


 ”Mmph… chu… ♡ See? I’m fine… ♡” Nina said, pulling back with a wet pop.


 ”Right. You seem… okay, I guess?” I said.


 ”Why do you sound so skeptical?! Look, I’ll prove it! Nn, chu, chu, lero… ♡” Nina moaned.


 Her eyes and voice were completely melted, but well, it didn’t seem to be having that bad of an effect, so it was probably fine. If it were a truly dangerous drug, she’d have hit her limit and passed out by now.


 ”In that case, I guess I’ll have some too ♡,” Rose said, joining in.


 She began to lick the other side. Soon, the two of them were huddled together, busily working over the “Ddo-Buddy” I was holding. It was quite the view-decidedly immoral, and a total win for me.


 ”Mmm, sniff, lick… ♡ But you know,” Rose said, pausing to catch her breath. “It’s a little weird having a d**k smell this refreshing.”


 ”Is it? Sniff, chu… ♡” Nina mumbled. “I think it’s better than it smelling like… well, sweat.”


 ”Eh, to each their own,” Rose shrugged. “Some people like the musk. Some like it odorless, some like soap, some just want the smell of the person they love. Honestly, we should probably offer different options for different needs.”


 ”Needs, huh? I get the soap or the odorless thing, but the others are just… nn…” Nina trailed off.


 ”Well, then,” Rose said, a mischievous glint in her eyes. “Why don’t we just compare it to Kentocci’s real one?”


 ”W-Wait, how did we get to that?!” Nina cried.


 I was just standing there thinking about how erotic they looked-and how Nina was surprisingly good at this-when I suddenly got caught in the crossfire. Before I could even protest, Rose stepped forward and buried her face in my crotch.


 ”Lady Rose?!” Nina shrieked.


 ”Suuuuuuuuuuuu… ♡♡♡♡♡!”


 ”Lady Rose?! Lady Rose?!” Nina’s voice went up an octave.


 ”Mmm… tasty… ♡” Rose purred.


 ”Glad you… liked it?” I managed to get out.


 ”Master, what are you even saying right now?!” Nina yelled.


 Naturally, the smell of my fully erect “Ddo-Buddy” seemed to satisfy “Holy Figure.”She didn’t stop there; she grabbed my waistband and pressed her nose directly against my underwear.


 ”Haaaah… you’ve got a really heavy scent going on here, Kentocci… ♡”


 ”I try to keep clean, you know,” I muttered, feeling conflicted.


 ”That’s not what I mean! And for the record, I’m definitely complimenting you! ♡”


 I felt a complicated mix of emotions, but well, she seemed happy, so I guess it was fine. I was tempted to ask the other girls at the shop for their opinion, but I had a feeling I’d get the same reaction.


 ”Come on, Nina, get over here,” Rose urged. “If you can’t even distinguish the scent of a real d**k, you’re going to have a hard time as the Sacred Artificer of the Church.”


 ”I’ve never had a problem before…” Nina pouted.


 ”You’re having one right now. Kentocci found a use for your invention, but you’ve been struggling since we got here, haven’t you?”


 ”Ugu…!”


 Rose had hit the nail on the head. Nina usually acted like her failures didn’t bother her, but she must have been more stressed than she let on. Following Rose’s lead, she hesitantly stepped toward my crotch and looked up at me.


 ”…If I actually do this, you have to promise to take me on as your real apprentice, okay?”


 ”………Sigh. Fine. You win,” I replied.


 It seemed like it was time for me to pay my dues. I’d worried that doing this kind of thing would create the wrong kind of bond for a teacher and student, but after she went this far, I couldn’t exactly turn her away. Hearing my answer, Nina steeled her resolve.


 ”…Sniff.”


 She leaned in, her nostrils flaring slightly as she took in the scent. Even through the fabric, the musk must have been concentrated. Her reaction was instantaneous.


 ”………Nn… ♡”


 Nina let out a soft gasp, her entire body shuddering. It was that visceral, instinctive jolt you get when you’re hit with raw pheromones. I knew the feeling well.


 ”Any thoughts?” I asked.


 ”It… it smells,” she whispered.


 ”Oh, come on, you can’t tell anything from just one sniff,” Rose teased. “Let’s get a better look. You don’t mind, right, Kentocci? ♡”


 ”Just do whatever you want,” I groaned.


 The two of them went back to work, sniffing and comparing the “Aromatic Ddo-Buddy” to the real thing. Nina tried to keep a professional distance while Rose pressed her face in as hard as she could.


 ”See? Not so bad, right? ♡” Rose chirped.


 ”…Sniff, sniff… ♡ No, it’s still… it’s heavy! ♡ The one I made is much better! ♡” Nina insisted.


 If she kept doing that, the tip of my underwear tent would get soaked with pre-c**m… but Rose didn’t care, and Nina tried to look away while she kept sniffing. Finally, Rose reached her limit.


 ”Sniff, sniff, sniff! Haaah… okay, I’m done waiting! ♡ I don’t care if I’m not supposed to! ♡”


 ”Wait-hey!”


 Rose yanked my underwear down in one swift motion. My “Ddo-Buddy” sprang free with a heavy thwack, scattering a few stray drops of pre-c**m right across their faces. Nina flinched back, but Rose took the impact head-on.


 ”Haaaah… ♡ The real thing hits so much harder… ♡”


 She pressed her nose right against the skin, wearing an expression of pure ecstasy. She was a total erotic Holy Figure. Nina, for her part, didn’t look nearly as disgusted as she should have.


 ”…Well… I suppose I have to be thorough. For science. ……Sniff… ♡”


 Since the two of them were acting like that, I completely lost the timing to give them my original advice: “Maybe a d**k-scented air freshener is impossible?”


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 Summary:


 Nina and Rose test an aphrodisiac-scented ddo item Nina created. The experiment escalates when Rose insists on comparing the synthetic scent to Kento’s actual pheromones. Ultimately, Kento relents and officially accepts Nina as his apprentice.


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 Trivia:


 - Nina’s motivation is actually professional respect for Kento’s magic circuit skills.

 - Rose is the one who initiates the escalation to physical contact.

 - The ‘Ddo-Buddy’ is a specific term for the magic tools sold in the shop.

 - The scent involves aphrodisiac components that affect the characters’ judgment.

 - Kento had been stalling on making Nina his apprentice until this moment


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 Character Insight:


 Nina shows a mix of tsundere denial and genuine dedication to her craft. Rose acts as the catalyst, pushing social boundaries to satisfy her curiosity and desires.


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 Behind the Scenes:


 The chapter plays with the trope of ‘scientific’ justification for erotic scenarios, common in adult isekai series.


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 TL Notes:


1 Magic Circuit: The internal pathways within a body or object that facilitate the flow and manipulation of magical energy.

2 Sacred Artificer: A specialist rank or job title within the Church, focused on the creation and maintenance of holy artifacts or magical items.

3 Holy Figure: A high-ranking religious title, equivalent to a Saint (Seijo), often possessing significant spiritual or magical authority.

4 Ddo-Buddy: A specific brand or type of magical adult goods sold at Kento’s shop, often enchanted for specific effects.

5 Holy Arts: Magic derived from religious or divine sources, typically used by members of the Church for purification or artifact creation.


Notes:


• Nina-Mailse – Sacred Artificer from the Holy City with short violet hair and those thick, bottle‑bottom glasses that somehow still look good. A Ward from a big Purist family in the Wielope Empire, but she ditched the whole fundamentalist thing. Sticks close to the Saint and might end up as Kento’s apprentice in the Church of Demon‑Subjugation. Smart, loyal, and quietly rebellious.

• Kento – Lord Harvest—the unassuming owner of the Harvest magic tool shop (with a discreet adult goods side). An isekai’d Japanese salaryman resembling Kazuma Satou, with dark hair and basic magic for crafting. Recently triumphed over a Great Dragon; now juggles his harem, tinkering, and ties to Amelia and the Queen at Ddo-Buddy Manor.

• Suu – Secretary for the Royal Capital Beast-person Mutual Aid Association and a cat beast-person. Sample No. 19 in Kento’s report. She steps up as the first witness for the defense. Wears glasses and a tight suit.


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