Volume 13 Chapter 448 Bulletin Board, To You Whose Brains I Have Completely Shattered
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
601 Tsukasa Kei
Everyone, please let me apologize. I am Tsukasa Kei, the original author of Yuu-oni, and I have committed a terrible sin. As the story progressed, the reviews grew more ecstatic while I sat there with a smug grin plastered across my face. When the final episode came, my smugness peaked, and when I looked at the Bulletin Board and social media afterward, I experienced something I never had before — for the very first time in my life, I utterly climaxed. From that moment on, solely to satisfy my own depraved pleasures, I poured all my energy into systematically shattering everyone’s brains. To all of you whose kinks have been twisted by my work, please let me apologize once again — I am truly, deeply, horribly sorryyyyy!!
And Aqua-kun, if this voice can somehow reach you, please wake up. My twisted work absolutely needs you — no one else can play the male characters I draw except for you, who has dragged countless girls into the abyss and shattered their minds. The stories you mentioned before — a hyper-possessive toxic visual kei vocalist who breaks a girl’s spirit and keeps her like a pet in a birdcage, or a psychopathic pianist boy who makes a girl completely dependent on him until she becomes his mindless living doll — stuff like that would absolutely shatter the girls’ brains in the best way possible, don’t you think?! So please, somehow open your eyes!!
602 Anonymous
Hold on, LOL, Tsukasa-sensei?! Aqua-kun, I’m just a hyper-curious high school girl and when people tell me I absolutely mustn’t look at something, it just makes me want to see it even more, so please wake up so I can see Tsukasa-sensei’s next masterpiece!!
603 Anonymous
Tsukasa-sensei looks like she’s reflecting on her actions but she isn’t reflecting at all lol. Aqua-sama, I’ve already fully prepared myself to be mentally destroyed, so please wake up, let’s film a new drama with Tsukasa-sensei, and please warp and twist my mind even further beyond!!
604 Anonymous
Tsukasa-sensei has absolutely zero hesitation when it comes to unleashing her raw, unfiltered delusions into the world lmao, it’s beautiful w. Aqua-kun, don’t you feel like waking up about now? Even Tsukasa-sensei is practically begging you, so won’t you please come back and drag us all straight down into the abyss? No, wait, it’s not like I’m saying this out of some sick morbid curiosity — these are my purest, most genuine feelings. Please drag me deep down into the murky swamp of despair, I am begging you!!
605 Anonymous
Honestly, Tsukasa-sensei should just use a fixed handle like Hakuryuu-sensei did — with how completely faithful she is to her own twisted fetishes, she has the perfect talent to be a Bulletin Board regular LOL. That being said, Aqua-sama, please open your eyes this instant because your next drama appearance has already been locked in!
606 Anonymous
The Bulletin Board denizens are completely faithful to their own base desires, so none of you are in any position to talk about Tsukasa-sensei!! Aqua-kun, I’m sorry that we’re all a bunch of trolls, but if we don’t act like this we feel like we’re going to break down from the grim reality of a world without you. Everyone is just putting on a brave face, but deep down our hearts have become incredibly fragile and weak, so please hurry back to us for everyone’s mental health — we beg you!!
607 Anonymous
I am Tsukasa Kei’s younger sister, and I am truly, deeply sorry for the tremendous trouble and distress my older sister’s completely warped fetishes have caused to all of you. Ever since she was a child she spent vast amounts of time alone, and we as her family were always a little worried, but she managed to utilize her unique talents and became a professional novelist. We never could have imagined things would turn out like this. As her sister, I don’t know how to begin making amends, so I would like to formally arrange a place for her to apologize. I am certain she will try to run, but I believe hunting her down and forcing her to face all of you is the least I can do. To everyone whose minds have been driven completely mad by Tsukasa Kei’s works, I am truly, deeply sorry for everything!!
608 Anonymous
>>607 LMAO, wait, is this actually her legit little sister?! Little sister, don’t worry at all, we are completely alright — girls like us whose kinks have been shattered will actually go insane if we don’t get a regular dose of Tsukasa-sensei’s essence, so please tell your big sis not to stop moving forward! And Aqua-kun, you’ve been running at full speed without a single break this entire time, so it’s perfectly fine to stop and take a breather, but this isn’t the place to do it. Please run just a little further for us, because right beyond that horizon when you finally wake up, a place where you can truly rest is waiting!!
609 Anonymous
The little sister has some god-tier comedic timing w — wait, isn’t this just a glorious copypasta modification of that old ‘I am Tashinami’s older sister’ post that Hagetoru put up in the past? LOL. Little sister, we are totally alright — any girl who falls hard for Tsukasa-sensei’s works already possessed a natural talent for depravity from the very start! Aqua-kun, I belong to that side of the world too, so please wake up and show us another brilliant masterpiece forged with Tsukasa-sensei!!
610 Sakura Yukana
I am Tsukasa Kei’s older sister! Honestly, anyone who genuinely loves Keito’s work is someone whose kinks were twisted from day one anyway, so there’s absolutely no reason to feel guilty! More importantly, Shirogane Aqua, listen to me, you jerk — don’t you dare make KohinaYukari-san cry! I am completely incapable of comforting her, so you’d better wake your ass up right now and comfort her yourself! Got it?!
611 Anonymous
Oh man, now even the older sister has broken into the thread LMAO — wait, is this the ‘Minihina-senpai’ that Aqua-kun mentioned back during Berry-Berry w? Her attitude is the absolute spitting image of someone… Aqua-kun, Kohina Yukari is probably sick with worry right now, so it’s about time you opened your eyes!
612 Anonymous
The little sister was incredibly well-mannered but the older sister’s internet literacy is absolutely subterranean — thanks to her, the names of all three sisters have been completely leaked, but pretending we never heard a single thing is the true mark of Bulletin Board quality, just like how we’ve always protected Morikawa. Aqua-kun, I’m starting to get really worried about Kohina Yukari too, so please wake up for her sake!
613 Anonymous Hardcore Fan
I am a hardcore ride-or-die fan hopelessly in love with KohinaYukari-san! Thanks to you, Aqua-kun, I fell deeply in love with her, and because of you I experienced my very first broken heart. How dare you teach me what it means to love someone and the pain of unrequited love, only to slip into an endless slumber — it’s completely unforgivable!! Hurry up and make KohinaYukari-san happy already, wake up this instant and bring a smile back to her face! This is something only you can accomplish, so if you never wake up I will hold a grudge for the rest of eternity! Get the hell out of bed, useless Aqua!!
614 Anonymous
A hardcore parasocial lover of Kohina Yukari in the wild?! Only on the Bulletin Board does a truly unbelievable creature like this show up. Aqua-kun, you are the only one in the entire world who can make Kohina Yukari happy, because even though that woman has gorgeous top-tier looks, her personality is way too high-maintenance and volatile for anyone else to handle. So please wake up and make her happy too.
615 Anonymous
The Bulletin Board denizens immediately try to dump high-maintenance women onto Aqua-kun just because dealing with them is a pain. But when you consider Kohina Yukari’s current situation, you can’t help but realize how painful it must be for her. Aqua-kun, I believe in you — you would never leave a girl weeping in deep sorrow, so please wake up!!
616 Anonymous Fan
Aqua-kun, watching you give absolutely everything you have unearthed a fierce, forgotten fire deep within my soul. The Earth crisis has passed and we are still in the middle of grueling reconstruction, but the reason everyone can keep moving forward without falling into utter despair is entirely because of you and everyone in BERYL. So this time we are going to use our own burning passion to awaken your sleeping heart — please return to everyone’s side!
617 Anonymous Fan
Until I met you, Aqua-sama, I was completely indifferent to everything in this world — merely existing and living a life of pure lethargy through sheer inertia. When you appeared in magazines alongside Toa-chan or stood upon the stage of Heaven’s Sword with BERYL, I merely stared at it all as an isolated event, thinking nothing more than that a breathtakingly handsome boy I’d never seen before was doing something incredible. There was no burning yearning within me, no stirring wave of emotion; I simply observed from a detached perspective with an empty heart as a distant entity accomplished grand things. But the moment you and BERYL declared war upon the status quo, everything within me shifted completely — watching that commercial, I discovered for the very first time in my life that a mere combination of music and imagery could move me to tears. I had thought you were just a distant, unreachable star, but the sight of you acting on your desire to change society made me realize that you are a human being living in the same world as me. I want to chase after you, I want to support your journey, and if possible I want to do something, anything, for your sake — a cascade of emotions that my past self would have found utterly unbelievable has begun to blossom within me.
From that moment on, every day and every second, I chased after Lord Aqua’s every move. His live performances poured his soul into the music, his dramas delivered passion and heart-pounding excitement that pushed us through exhilaration and anxiety, and his demeanor taught me the absolute beauty of falling in love with someone. By chasing after him, my once-hollow self became capable of walking through a world vividly colored by my own emotions. Lord Aqua, please open your eyes — because you gave us passion, hope, and happiness, please let us find a way to repay that kindness!
Aaaaquaaaa!!
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618 Anonymous
The hell? Don’t ruin it with that train wreck of a last line — you’re just a brainwashed follower of that crazy cult!
Lord Aqua! These people are seriously dangerous, so please wake up — if Saint Emily is Baldburns, he has absolutely zero control over that religion!!
619 Anonymous
Crap! I was reading along thinking what a beautiful story, only to get blindsided by those final words — this is exactly why that cult is so terrifyingly good at recruiting people!!
Aqua-kun, wake up already! I used to think everything would be fine if Emily was Saint Emily, but Baldburns was Saint Emily all along and that fraud can’t manage them properly, so please open your eyes — there are already cultists hiding in this very thread, so watch your back!!
620 Anonymous Artist
I’ve loved drawing ever since I was a little kid and kept right on even after growing up, but eventually I couldn’t stomach the insults and negative criticism anymore, so I snapped my brushes for good. Then Lord Aqua began making waves as an idol, fearlessly tackling every challenge thrown his way, and I slowly found the strength to start drawing again. I’ve drawn countless pictures of him but I want to draw so much more — his portraits, his smile — so Lord Aqua, please wake up quickly and show all of us that beautiful smile once again!
621 Anonymous
Now this is the kind of wholesome content I’m here for! Aqua-kun, I draw illustrations of you too and never thought I was good at it, but seeing how completely confident you are in your own art made me realize it’s okay to be happy with my work. Thank you for helping me love my creations — so please let these feelings reach you!!
622 Anonymous
Aqua-kun, I have a confession to make and I desperately need to apologize — I’ve been posting slightly suggestive NSFW illustrations of you on social media. I know it’s totally shameless, but when I drew you playing naughty pranks on Ayana-chan and getting into lucky lecherous accidents with Lady Kanon, you personally liked them from your main account and it totally went to my head! Next time I’ll send a private spicy illustration of Lady Victoria as a proper apology, so please forgive me!!
623 Anonymous
Tragic news: Aqua-kun’s history of liking explicit fan art has been exposed to the entire world, not that he used a burner account — he did it all out in the open on his main account, so everyone already knew anyway.
Aqua-kun, you are perfect exactly as you are — that’s precisely why everyone fell in love with you! So please wake up and leave a like on my adult school uniform illustration series; this month’s new release features Ms. Agewa, whom you adore, and thank you so much for liking my previous illustration of Ms. Mari Sugita in a school uniform!!
624 Anonymous
Aqua-kun is low-key getting absolutely exposed left and right while he’s fast asleep, deadass lmao w — wake up right now, because if you stay under any longer the entire global population is going to have a complete psychological profile of your exact fetishes!!
Honestly, wouldn’t that actually be a massive W though? Scenario A: we learn exactly what Lord Aqua’s fetishes are and realize we might actually stand a chance, making us blissfully happy. Scenario B: we comprehend his specific kinks, cater to them, and Lord Aqua ends up blissfully happy. Isn’t that the literal definition of a flawless win-win relationship? That being said, even though I am a mother, I am currently wearing my high school daughter’s uniform and anxiously waiting for you to wake up.
626 Anonymous
At once, sir — it shall be noted that you absolute degenerates on this bulletin board cannot go five seconds without venting your shameless desires! I am one of the maids serving the Shirogane Kingdom and the custom aprons you requested have finally arrived, specifically designed to heavily accentuate the cleavage, so this is absolutely no time to be napping! Please open your eyes immediately and, exercising your supreme privileges as our master, please line us up side by side and judge our assets for yourself!
627 Anonymous
Wait, if you become a maid of the Shirogane Kingdom you get to participate in legendary events like that?! That is so outrageously enviable it should be illegal — we want a piece of that action too! Aqua-kun, all the girls waiting outside are fully prepared to join the cleavage showdown, so please wake up right now!!
628 Anonymous Representative Athlete
I am one of Japan’s representative athletes for the sport of Breast Shaking, where Lord Aqua graciously serves as our Honorary Chairman for Life. It was an incredibly niche sport practiced by only a handful of individuals at the start, but thanks to Lord Aqua’s generous backing it has exploded into a globally recognized competitive phenomenon. As our head coach, he developed a revolutionary new training bra, personally provided detailed hands-on coaching, and took meticulous notes during matches with a fiery gaze, and as an athlete, I cannot express how incredibly happy that made me.
Coach! Our team completed the World Breast-Shaking Cup group stage with one win and one draw, virtually guaranteeing advancement to the knockout rounds! Our round-of-32 opponents will likely be one of three powerhouses: Brazil led by Best Nipple Award winner Vinicius Chupajr, Morocco led by global superstar Ibrahimo Lazu-less, or France led by Usmune Muremure, sole recipient of the prestigious Golden Breast Award. Coach, we promise to absolutely crush Sweden, so please wake up by the round of 36 and let’s win the whole tournament together! From the oldest active athlete on the Japanese National Team.
629 Anonymous
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! We just got an official message from an athlete representing our wildly popular national Breast-Shaking team! Lord Aqua, she’s absolutely right — the World Tournament has already kicked off, so please wake up already!
630 Anonymous
I watched that last match too and winning by a single millimeter of a n**ple was absolute peak cinema, so low-key hype! We seriously lucked out that the Netherlands’ star player Big-Chest Dive-de-Vrij had inverted n**ples, because if they hadn’t been inverted that play would have been blocked clean for sure. Coach Aqua, even while you’re deep in slumber your athletes are giving it absolutely everything with main character energy, so you have to wake up and praise them!
631 Anonymous Matsuoka
Don’t you dare give up — never give up, Aqua-kun! Why won’t you open your eyes when you finally made it back home?! Dig deep and keep fighting, because giving up is completely out of the question! Remember all the blood, sweat, and tears you’ve put in, remember the faces of everyone cheering you on — you are so close, just a little bit further! Ever since you stepped up, all of us have been pushing ourselves to the absolute limit believing we can make a difference, so open your eyes because we still need you! Never Give Up!!
632 Anonymous
Regarding the fact that Anonymous Matsuoka isn’t doing even a remotely passable job of staying anonymous… but seriously, don’t give up, Aqua-kun — if it’s you, a spectacular comeback is practically guaranteed!
633 Anonymous
Yo, Anonymous Matsuoka, at least try to hide your identity, lol. Lord Aqua, even Matsuoka-san is channeling his energy to you, so let me send some of mine too — POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
634 Anonymous Mother
Thanks to Aqua-kun, so many young men including my own son have finally found the courage to step outside their doors again — he tells me how much fun he’s having seeing all the beautiful sights he never could have known existed while locked away inside. So please show us your vibrant, healthy self one more time; Japan, no, the entire world is desperate to see Aqua-kun performing as an idol again, so open your eyes for everyone’s sake!!
635 Anonymous
My son is a massive fan of Aqua-kun too and has been completely depressed since you dropped out of the public eye — I am deeply terrified that if you disappear like this, he’ll eventually regress right back to where he started. The world still desperately needs you, so wake up and lead our boys once again!!
636 Anonymous Boy
I don’t wanna lose hope — for the longest time I used my gender as an excuse to abandon my own dreams, but Aqua-kun completely shattered that conventional wisdom with a direct head-on assault. Watching that happen, even someone like me who could do nothing but freeze in place finally found the courage to step forward, and I’m going to become the very first male teacher at an all-girls school! My strength might be completely insignificant on its own, but please let these prayers reach you — Aqua-kun, come back to us!
637 Anonymous
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! A teacher at an all-girls school? That is low-key living the dream, no cap! Aqua-kun, thanks to you a literal dream-like reality is drawing closer by the second.
Really, thank you so much! Aqua-kun, please wake up, graduate high school, and come to our school for student teaching — I’ll be waiting!
638 Anonymous
As expected of the Bulletin Board crew, letting their delusions run wild instantly! Aqua-kun, thank you so much — it’s all thanks to you that the Boys can talk about their dreams with such forward-looking optimism. I want to send my gratitude to you too!
639 Anonymous
It’s great the Boys can talk about their dreams. A male teacher at an all-girls school is like throwing a herbivore into a cage of apex predators, and the government would have deemed it too dangerous before, but things are changing. Aqua-kun, this country is changing for the better all thanks to you!
640 Anonymous
Watching Aqua-sama makes everyone feel positive. Thank you for giving dreams and hope to everyone — to the Girls, to the Boys, to all of us! I offer this feeling of gratitude to you, Aqua-sama!
641 Anonymous Fan
Every morning, watching Aqua-sama’s exploits on the news gave me the will to live, and it must be the same for countless others. If you don’t wake up, how will I find the strength to go to work? Please wake up soon, I beg you!
642 Anonymous
I used to watch Aqua-kun’s morning news too and it always gave me so much energy, so it’s been incredibly sad lately without him. Aqua-kun, I’m sending all that energy back to you multiplied by two!
643 Anonymous
Bro, that’s low-key insane because the first thing I did every morning was check the news for Aqua-sama. Remember when Morikawa fell asleep right next to Announcer Onidzuka while she was reading? She didn’t even notice and he kept snoozing for thirty minutes — I remember that perfectly, deadass lol. His sleep-talking sounded like actual responses and there was a whole thread about it. Aqua-kun, I’ve been lonely without you on the morning news, so please wake up and show us your energetic self again!
644 Anonymous Auntie
Aqua-kun, it’s proper morning already, lad! This ain’t the time to keep your eyes shut! Hurry up and wake bloody up so you can comfort your little brides crying beside you, and comfort the rest of us too!
645 Anonymous
Aye, damn straight! Even the likes of us felt proper heartbroken when we heard you wouldn’t wake up, Aqua-kun! So get your eyes open right sharp — everyone’s waiting on you!
646 Anonymous Fan
Aqua-kun, this is Mamiko Taniguchi — do you remember me? I never imagined you would come to Osaka, let alone to the place where I work; my heart nearly stopped. Your words gave me the strength to work even harder, so please don’t lose to a Meteorite — come back to us and shine your light upon us like a first-magnitude star blazing in the night sky!
647 Anonymous
Aqua-kun, I’m one of the people you saved in Hiroshima. When a building wall came crashing down I prepared myself for death, but then I saw Aqua-kun clad in Heaven’s Sword shatter that wall with a Driver kick and I was blown away. The life you gave back to me that day I cherish every single day, so this time please let us save you — may these feelings reach you!
648 Anonymous
I was pinned under rubble and couldn’t move, and when Aqua-kun in his Heaven’s Sword and Mayuzumi-kun in his Lightning Hopper rescued me, I honestly thought I had died and gone to heaven. Please let me send that relief back to you!
649 Anonymous
I was trapped in a burning elementary school with my students, and just as we resigned ourselves to death, Heaven’s Sword and Poison Chalice smashed through the window with a Driver kick. In that moment I truly realized that heroes exist. Thank you for saving my precious students — please live because this world still needs a hero like you!
650 Anonymous
That day Hiroshima was targeted — I remember it like yesterday. My legs froze and I couldn’t move, then Heaven’s Sword and Butterfly Mask showed up. I stood there shaking and Aqua-sama held me close, whispering, “It’s going to be okay.” I was so incredibly happy. Because of that day I can’t trust a world without you, so please wake up — this world still needs you!
651 Su Shenliu
That hypothesis lacks sufficient empirical support if we assume the status quo can remain stable. Aqua-sama, the world is still in chaos. I was worried about my homeland’s population metrics so I left the Harem with my supporters to return to the Far East Federation. I couldn’t stay and rely on your protection indefinitely, but I intend to guide my homeland well so that when you regain consciousness you can say, “You did an exemplary job.” Please accept my gratitude and resolve!
652 Anonymous
Aww, Su-chan is going home? That makes me sad — it’s too scary over there! We’re worried about you but be strong and do your best! Good luck, Su-chan!
653 Anonymous
No cap, if the Child Emperor gets in trouble, just drop the Holy Aqua Church name — absolutely nobody is dumb enough to cross it, so it’s a massive W. Problem solved.
Aaa-kua!
654 Charlotte S. Furnival
Aqua-sama, I am so grateful for the care you bestowed upon me at the Harem! I have returned to the States with Ivis-san and we are dedicating our noble lineage to reconstruction. So many high-society citizens are indebted to you, so please accept these humble sentiments — I shall offer my refined prayers from across the sea!
655 Ivis F. Wallenstein
Aqua-sama, I obtained permission from Kanon-sama beforehand but I am mortified to have left the Harem on my own accord, sir. I wanted to serve my homeland during reconstruction so I returned with Miss Charlotte. So many gentlemen and ladies here are grateful for your courageous actions. Please return safely to where Kanon-sama and the others await — may our prayers reach you, sir.
656 Anonymous
People all across the world are waiting for you to come home, Aqua-kun, and everyone in Japan is waiting too, so please hurry up and wake up!
657 Anonymous
Thank you, everyone around the world — Aqua-sama, the whole world is praying for you, so let me offer my own prayers too that you return safely!
658 Anonymous
I’m so moved by everyone’s cheers! The whole world is waiting for you, Aqua-kun, so I’ll keep calling your name over and over so you can find your way back!
659 Anonymous Mechanic
I was the technician fueling the Rocket that everyone rode. Aqua-kun, a journey isn’t over until you come home and say “I’m home,” so wake up and come back safe!
660 Anonymous
I made the screws for the Rocket that Aqua-kun rode, pouring my absolute heart into every single one. Hearing the Shuttle made it back safely made me so happy — you’re so close, so wake up and come back. Mission accomplished!
661 Anonymous
I was one of the people who saw you off. Aqua-kun, you promised to come home, so open your eyes and let everyone see your face — we’ll wait forever!
662 Anonymous Fan
When my family was sick and I was consumed by anxiety, watching Aqua-kun never give up gave me so much strength. When you stayed true to your love for Kanon-san and stopped that wedding, you looked cooler than anyone. I know you’re fighting where we can’t see you, so this time let us support you — hang in there, Aqua-kun! Fans all over the world are wishing for you to open your eyes!
663 Anonymous
Damn straight. Aqua-kun is out there fighting! Don’t you dare lose — we’ve all got your back!
664 Anonymous
I’m sending my cheers to the fighting Aqua-sama! Keep pushing through — don’t lose!
665 Anonymous
Whenever I was breaking down or felt like stopping, Aqua-kun was there to support me, so now it’s my turn to support you. Do your best, Aqua-kun!
666 Anonymous
Aqua-kun, don’t give up! Even if you’re trapped in pitch-black darkness, we are right there by your side!
667 Anonymous
I’ll keep raising my voice for you, Aqua-kun! Even if you’re so far away my voice can’t reach, I’ll make sure it gets through!
The server is melting down. Someone deliver our voices to Aqua-sama!
668 Anonymous Farmer
Reckon I was mighty moved by that drama young Aqua-kun starred in, yes sir. Back in my day we hadn’t seen a fine boy like that out in the world, and it gave an old-timer like me a whole mess of a shock. It made me look back on my long years and ponder what on earth I’ve been doing with my life, and I’ve been thinkin’ real serious about what I can do from here on out.
I do farm work up in Tohoku, so I reckon I won’t ever meet Aqua-kun in person, but I’ve been rootin’ for you the whole time watchin’ you on TV and in concert videos! Come on back to us, Aqua-kun!
669 Anonymous
Seeing Aqua-kun give his all changed my life — he taught me to keep fighting and never give up, so don’t you dare give up either!
670 Anonymous Fan
I stay cooped up in the lab all day and don’t talk to people much, so I first heard about Aqua-sama during the Onmyoji event. I got curious and watched everything from the start — the deserted island project, the travel vlog — and since then my days have been full of laughter. I can’t stand the thought of Aqua-sama disappearing, so please come back and light up the world with that smile again!
671 Anonymous
Discovering him from the Onmyoji era is incredible — it’s hard to imagine life without Aqua-kun. He pulls people into a rabbit hole so deep that they fall head over heels in an instant, and I’m another one who fell down that hole. Please wake up, Aqua-kun!
672 Anonymous
I fell into Aqua-sama’s rabbit hole and I want to stay soaked in it forever like a hot spring. Wake up, Aqua-sama — let me steep in your light!
673 Anonymous Fan
Aqua-sama, you haven’t made the whole world happy yet, so wake up right now! If you keep sleeping you’ll get eaten alive by all the beautiful b**bs outside!
674 Anonymous
Operation Boobs is ready and we can deploy anytime! Alright, jokes aside — you brought happiness into my life and seeing your smile makes me happy, so please wake up and let us see that smile again!
675 Anonymous
As long as Aqua-kun is healthy, that’s enough. Seeing you like this is wrong — wake up!
676 Anonymous
As long as Aqua-kun lives a normal life, that’s all I need. Please wake up!
677 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, I bought the DVD from your home shopping show and had no idea it had an AI3510 model inside — it was so high-spec! I watch it every day to get energy, so take my energy and wake up!
678 Anonymous
Lmao, I didn’t know that DVD was so powerful. Aqua-kun, I bought the kitchen knife and it made me so happy seeing you use the same one on Daily Cooking. I’m sending my power too — come back soon! POWEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!
679 Anonymous
I got a free meal at your soup kitchen when I was broke and it was an absolute lifesaver! Thank you so much!
680 Anonymous
I also ate at the soup kitchen and it was so much fun eating and chatting with everyone. Thank you for that wonderful time, Aqua-kun — sending all my gratitude!
681 Anonymous
It’s Minette — you might not remember me, but thank you for the ‘Berry-Berry’ surprise project! I was so shocked when you appeared in the flash mob. It’s a memory I’ll keep forever, and I’m sending back the warmth you gave me that day!
682 Anonymous
I’m Narumia Mihumi — you surprised me during ‘Berry-Berry’ and thank you for playing games with me, it was an absolute blast! Aqua-sama, in games and in reality it’s a team fight, so when you’re in trouble we’ll always lend you our strength. Fight!
683 Anonymous
’Berry-Berry’ is ridiculous but it saves a lot of people. I just watch from the sidelines but I enjoy it every day, so I’m sending that happiness back to you!
684 Anonymous
I caught a glimpse of Aqua-kun when you came to Fukuoka and just being in the same space made me incredibly happy. Look at how many people are waiting for you — wake up!
685 Anonymous
I saw you in Hokkaido during the tour and it’s massive, so next time spend a whole week here! Sending my power — POWEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!
686 Anonymous
I saw Aqua-sama walk into a bunny club in Hokkaido and I’ve never regretted anything more than not going inside. Next time, visit again — I’ll be waiting! Sending erotic power — POWEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!
687 Anonymous
I live at the northern tip of Hokkaido and never thought I’d see you in person. You have to come back and eat ramen here again — from Hokkaido I send you a fiery spirit hot enough to melt the snow!
688 Anonymous
I live in Mie Prefecture and never expected you to actually come here since everyone goes to Aichi — I literally short-circuited in front of my screen. I couldn’t make it to the live concert but visiting the holy land spots made me love my hometown again. Thank you, Aqua-kun!
689 Anonymous
I couldn’t go to the live concert either but I bought the regional merchandise! Aqua-kun, wake up for the fans in other prefectures too — I’ll pray for the day you open your eyes!
690 Anonymous
I live in Fukushima and we harvested delicious peaches again! We know you love them and everyone is waiting — please visit us! Praying for your health from the bottom of my heart!
691 Anonymous
I went to the live concert in Fukushima and it didn’t feel real until you stepped on stage — then the tears just wouldn’t stop. I was so happy — thank you, Aqua-kun!
692 Anonymous
I was so happy when you came to Ishikawa for the concert. BERYL Village started around then and I never thought you would keep coming to Noto. Thank you!
693 Anonymous
Aqua-sama, we will protect BERYL Village with everything we’ve got! When you’re better, please come back — go, power! POWEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!
694 Anonymous
Aqua-kun, everyone across the nation is waiting. Please wake up, I beg you — may our prayers reach you!
695 Jou Maron
Yayyy! Aqua-kun, can you hear everyone’s voices? If you can’t hear them, just close your eyes and feel it with your heart, because the beating of everyone’s hearts is reaching you right now! Fufu, I don’t even need to say all this, do I? As a fellow idol, you already know! Come on, just a little further — let’s head out onto that stage where the spotlight shines! And if my b**bs will help, you’re welcome to use them anytime! My Maron-pies won’t lose to Fukushima’s peaches!
696 Anonymous
Whew, as expected of Nightmare Generation’s erotic rep — she flawlessly jams her fanservice into the smallest opening. Aqua-sama, my b**bs are on standby too, so call on me anytime!
697 Kurushima Fran
Aqua-sama, bursting with energy — it’s Fran-chan, ready to go! If you stay like this, a super frustrated Maron-senpai will ravage you, and are you okay with that?! I’m holding her back but even I have my limits! Please wake up soon, and wake up for Ayana-senpai too since she wants to cry but can’t! Sending all my power!
698 Anonymous
After looking at this from all angles, Fran-chan is somehow the most sane one here. Aqua-sama, like she said, the fiercely independent Ayana-chan is holding it all inside — so please wake up for her.
699 Anonymous
My soul was purified by Fran-chan’s words. Aqua-kun, the people precious to you are waiting, so I’ll pray for you to come back to us! Alright, number 700 has to be that person — Ayana-chan, do the honors!
700 Tsukimachi Ayana
Hey, Aqua — can you hear my voice? Do you really think it’s okay to sleep forever? While you’re asleep I’ll team up with Eau De Cologne, crush BERYL, and become the number one idol — I’ll beat Kohina-senpai and become the greatest actor, and you’re just going to let me, right? Hey, tell me it’s not okay. Why are you silent, lying there with that beautiful, quiet face? Emily-san told me, ‘He’s alive, you know. Barely.’ Even I want to cry, and everyone is holding back tears. You know I’m just a weak girl deep down, don’t you? I can’t take this anymore — thinking about you makes me so incredibly pissed off! You promised you would come back, yet you haven’t! You made Kanon-san make that face — do you even know how Ako-san and Yukari-senpai look right now?! If you understand, hurry up and wake up. Aqua, you absolute idiot!
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Summary:
Swirling within a chaotic web forum thread, the unhinged creative confessions of author Tsukasa Kei prompt a sudden familial intervention from her siblings. This erratic family drama quickly sparks a chain reaction of emotional appeals and intense, defensive gatekeeping among anonymous fans desperate for their silent idol to awaken. The escalating online vigil ultimately peaks with an intensely vulnerable testimonial that challenges the boundary between a distant star and the real world, leaving the actor’s lingering fate completely unresolved.
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Trivia:
Tsukasa Kei openly equates the immense creative satisfaction of completing her series with an intense psychological climax.
The younger sister’s highly structured apology post mirrors a classic forum copypasta style originally associated with Hagetoru.
Sakura Yukana reveals that Tsukasa Kei’s informal family nickname is Keito during her aggressive thread intrusion.
The user handle Minihina-senpai serves as a direct throwback to explicit references shared by Aqua during the Berry-Berry storyline.
The forum users possess a long-standing collective habit of actively concealing and protecting information relating to an individual named Morikawa.
Post 617 highlights a profound psychological shift in a fan who transformed from complete existential numbness to intense emotional awareness through a single piece of media.
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Translation Notes:
Notes:
• Tsukasa – Kei Tsukasa is a teacher from a lineage renowned for creating intense, “brain-scorching” scriptwritten content. Observing the battle from afar, they maintain a detached relationship with the participants while keeping their family’s distinct identity and creative legacy intact.
• Kei – A scriptwriter known for high-impact works like Yuu-oni. Her writing is described as having the power to ‘scorch the brains’ of the audience.
• Aqua-kun – Aqua (Shirogane), or Aqua-kun, is a charismatic male idol, BERYL leader, and student with sharp eyes and sleek hair. Deeply treasured by his crew for saving Earth from crisis, he wields past-life wisdom, once saving Shintaro. After a space collision, he is currently unconscious in a comatose sleep inside a medical pod/shuttle, making him the target of a crucial rescue mission.
• Aqua – Shirogane Aqua is a world-famous idol, BERYL leader, student, and tokusatsu actor with sharp eyes and sleek hair. Wielding past-life wisdom, this legendary figure is deeply treasured by his crew for saving Shintaro and destroying a meteorite. After a space collision, he lies comatose in a medical shuttle, making him the target of a crucial worldwide rescue and awakening effort.
• Anon – A child who was expected to be in the room.
• Hakuryuu – Ai-sensei (Teacher Hakuryuu) is a silver-haired, veteran Warrior of Light, matriarch, and narrator. A reclusive writer, idol, and gentle mentor baffled by modern life, she coordinates farewells for Aqua. While she doubts her art’s transcendent worth, her banned novels inspire devoted female fans and serve as a thematic guide for the protagonist, delivering dreams and hope to everyone.
• Tashinami – Kanon is a married, dreamy Verification Team member whose motherly yet klutzy demeanor inspires her community to protect her. Despite her clumsiness, she is a prominent figure known for perfectly matching Aqua’s princely image during public appearances.
• Hagetoru – An exceptionally resilient individual, noted to be tougher than a cockroach, who is a legacy user of the Bulletin Board active since kindergarten. They maintain a distinct online identity and presence, known to others in the community for their annual tradition of April Fool’s shitposts.
• Shirogane Aqua – Shirogane Aqua (Master Aqua), the cool, easy-going BERYL idol leader with a striking face and sparkling eyes, is an Izanagi crew member currently aiding space station evacuations. Married to multiple women including Kanon, the “libido monster” recently fathered Satsuki. His “descending god” aura anchors the group’s ethics amidst a tabloid scandal over his polygamy.
• Shirogane – Shirogane Aqua (Master Aqua), charismatic BERYL idol leader and Izanagi core crew member, is defined by his striking face, sparkling eyes, and beige suit. Cool yet easy-going, his “descending god” aura shapes group ethics amid a 1:99 male-to-female world ratio. A powerful global success despite scandals over his multiple wives (like Kanon) and child Satsuki, he works to save Earth from a comet.
• Kohina – A blunt, sharp-tongued professional actress and space-faring mentor, she is oddly known for fighting stray cats in Tokyo parks. Behind her prickly, aloof facade and tough outward appearance lies an altruistic leader. Masking her deep concern for Shirogane and hidden vulnerability, she uses her wit to guide her group through their final mission, ensuring they all survive.
• Yukari – Tall, broad-supported, and sharp-eyed, Kohina is a cynical actor and idol. Aqua’s rival with secret romantic feelings, he mentors Ayana and dismantles Aqua and relative Emiri’s performances. He is junior to legendary actress and instructor Kohina Yukari, who often drags Aqua into practice. Despite overexerting himself, Kohina secretly joins a high-stakes meteor destruction mission.
• Kohina Yukari – Female idol-actress and technical support worker known for her striking cowlick hair, toned physique, and shut-in lifestyle. While battling a severe flu, she portrays a crude General in a Taiga drama—rolling on tatami and picking her nose—alongside Aqua Shirogane. Off-camera, she coordinates machinery operations and emergency contingencies, balancing her technical career with dreams of motherhood.
• Morikawa – Momiji Morikawa is a space station evacuation survivor whose outward appearance reflects her resilient lineage, shared with her relative Kaede. Deeply rooted in family, this lively associate of Aqua is known for organizing matchmaking events and New Year celebrations while genuinely wishing for Aqua’s happiness.
• Toa – Toa is a male Moonlight character, BERYL idol, livestreamer, and AI interface who uses broadcasts for space communication and navigation. Once an isolated shut-in, he is now a cheerful, teasing companion with a “cute-cool” aura and a wardrobe upgraded at a luxury shopping event. He shares a deep bond with his classmate Aqua, always acting as his straight man and following his lead.
• Emily – Emily (Saint Emily) is the graceful, heavily pregnant Yukishiro heir, respected church official, and high-academic Verification Team junior. Known as the “Impression King” and a comedic intercom clown, she co-hosts variety shows with her husband, Shirogane Aqua, whose child she expects. An Aqua mediator, she is Kukuri’s “oneechan,” close to Hakuryuu-sensei, and secretly helps classmates.
• Victoria – Kanon’s older sister is a high-status leader who ties back her hair to fight on the front lines with a rifle. Recently a new mother, this authoritative figure commands respect but remains vulnerable to compliments.
• Ayana – Aya Tsukimachi is a cool, charismatic Japanese top idol, Eau De Cologne’s ace leader, and a joint live concert performer. Identifiable by her short hair, school uniform, and cherished plushie, she is fiercely determined to protect others’ smiles. She acts as a kind junior to Yukari, and is Aqua’s lover, friend, rival, and classmate, often getting jealous yet flustered by Aqua’s affection.
• Kanon – Internet master, fashion icon, and Verification Team member Kanon-sama is Aqua’s devoted, jealous wife, famed for her elegant appearances and celebrated marriage announcement. Hiding her emotions behind a cool exterior, this underage, chunibyo youngest sister roasts friends Ayana and Emily. Heavily sleep-deprived, she left a note for Hakuryuu-sensei before blacking out under 6G of ship gravity.
• Sugita – A female teacher (Sensei) at Aqua’s school who becomes easily flustered by his boldness.
• Agewa – Kokucho Agewa is a high-ranking assembly partner from a lineage tied to Japan’s emergency political hierarchy, recognizable by her handmade hair tie. She manages crises and collaborates with base personnel. After Aqua saved her when she tried to bear her organization’s crimes alone, she became deeply grateful and fell in love with him.
• Su – A young child who is still in the Shirogane Kingdom.
• Chairman – Petite leader of the Women’s Mutual Aid Society, head of a secret committee and shadow ruler for over a millennium. She wears a corset to support a fresh back fracture, her large chest contrasting with her small frame. Prone to temper tantrums and high‑blood‑pressure spikes from salt, she harbors deep prejudice and trauma toward men from a past Drama Club incident.
• Fran – A younger girl and member of Eau De Cologne who looks up to Aqua. She is innocent yet holds a practical attitude regarding her contributions to his pleasure.
• Onidzuka – Kyoko-san is a professional national broadcaster announcer known for her sharp attire and cool persona. Acting as a conduit for public concern during the crisis, she maintains a strict work ethic but transforms completely around children, becoming extremely doting, particularly toward Satsuki.
• Mayuzumi – Mayuzumi Shintaro is BERYL’s calm, bespectacled male idol and a vital operative on the Izanagi’s critical mission. Pivotal to his group’s formation, he handles logistics and training coordination with intense loyalty. As a reliable anchor, he views meeting Aqua as fate and supports her growth and stability. During crises, he is a trusted contact to alert, balancing his performer and crew identity.
• AI3510 – An artificial intelligence programmed to be absolutely loyal to Aqua.
• Fi – A member of Milk Dipper. A support staff member for the concert.
• Ai – A pregnant idol associate who appears via live video feed on Emily’s tablet, caught mid-makeup application, she’s Hakuryuu-sensei—a beloved teacher and partner whose massive appetite contrasts with her polished idol persona, now aiding Aqua’s mission through remote support while balancing her pregnancy and public image.
• Jou Maron – Jou Maron, also called Maron, is a charismatic figure with a sharp mind; known for a high libido yet surprisingly attentive and reliable when sober. He/she earned a nice judgment on the broadcast situation and is trusted by peers.
• Maron – Jou Maron, a charismatic Eau De Cologne member, is a sharp-minded senior with a high libido. Appearing confident yet soft-spoken, she is attentive and reliable when sober, earning peer trust and a favorable broadcast judgment. She often role-plays a caregiver for Aqua, sharing openly when flustered.
• Tsukimachi Ayana – Tsukimachi Ayana is a kind junior/associate of Yukari, regarded as “the best” by her, and a classmate of Aqua. She often shows jealousy and flustered embarrassment over Aqua’s physical affection.
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