Chapter 114 Welcome to the Forest of Bandits! They Attacked Me, So I’m Burning It Down
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
While having lunch by the stream, we saw off the Perverted Fairy on his new journey. Karentisia-chan was desperately scavenging through the mementos he had left behind-though they were more like “remains,” even if he was technically still alive and traveling.
(Does she really want the stuff that Pervy-san left behind that badly?) I wondered. (Don’t tell me Karentisia-chan has awakened to a new kink? Like… being a total masochist?)
”There’s nothing in here but concealed weapons and strange medicines…” Karentisia murmured. “Wait, is there something in the back? A journal?”
”A beautiful journal came out! It’s full of so many bookmarks~!” Alexia-chan cheered.
I’d seen this before. It looked exactly like those scenes in RPGs where the hero’s party loots the spoils of war from a defeated enemy. It was just like D-Quest or Final F.
”…As a villain, this is a sight I’d really rather not see,” I said.
”Is something the matter, Shin-sama?” Seira-chan asked. “Are you feeling unwell?”
Seira-chan, the resident healer of this party, looked at me with genuine concern. She was so kind.
”No, it’s nothing, Seira-chan,” I replied. “I just realized that the ‘protagonists’ of this world are actually pretty terrifying. Don’t mind me.”
”Pardon?” Seira asked.
Across the forest at the Bandit Treasure Village, the Piggy-Soup¹ squad galloped on. “Kyu-kyu-kyu!” “Oink-oink!” They dashed through the woods, their bouncy fat jiggling with every stride.
”The tubby ones are hopping~!” Alexia-chan shouted.
”I mixed some doping mushrooms into the special feed for the Piggy-Soup squad,” I explained. “It looks like their senses are fried and they’re totally high.”
”…Shin-sama, won’t there be side effects?” Seira asked.
Kind-hearted Seira-chan worried for the Piggy-Soup squad, who were now in a semi-frenzy. But Karentisia, who had lately been evolving into a wild, “Ero-Elf” type, was already launching an attack on a suspicious-looking settlement.
”Whatever! Let’s just raid these bandits and secure some funds,” Karentisia said. “Light Magic: 〖Light Blast〗!”
”GYAAAAA!”
”Alexia! It’s your turn! Go clean house!” Karentisia shouted.
”On it, Karen! 〖Golden Whirlwind〗 nano!” Alexia-chan yelled.
”GIYAAAAA!”
The moment Karentisia launched her light magic, the death screams of dozens of bandits rang out. Alexia, riding atop her Piggy-Soup mount, charged into the village. She began swinging her Sacred Artifact, the ‘Goddess Hermes’ Golden Axe,’ and the sound of panicked wailing soon followed.
(Aren’t these girls a bit too wild?) I wondered. (They’re only ten or eleven, right? Their nerves are made of steel.)
”What the hell are you doing?! Stop-GYAH!”
”D-Don’t hit me! WHACK!“
”How does a little brat have this much strength?!”
”Hand over the captives and the treasure~!” Alexia-chan screamed. “Your whole evil plot was written in the Pervert Journal!”
KABOOOOM!!
”GIYAAAAA!”
”Good. Suppression complete,” Karentisia said. “As expected of my partner, Alexia.”
I took a moment to analyze the situation. Alexia and Karentisia-chan had clearly grown closer than they were at the start of the journey, even using nicknames for one another. (Eventually, they’ll probably be all lovey-dovey and start flirting constantly.)
The Perverted Fairy’s journal had detailed everything about this settlement, including the locations of human trafficking slaves and hidden treasure. It seemed he had planned to raid the place himself after kidnapping me.
(I guess Alexia and the others just did it for him…) I thought. (Two young girls taking down a bandit fortress alone… just how strong are you going to get? I have to keep up. Maybe I should invent a ‘True Ultimate Move.’)
While lost in thought, I walked into the settlement where Alexia was still rampaging. After the assault was over, Seira-chan and I-the pacifists-politely entered the hideout. To soothe the feelings of the bandits, who seemed far too aggressive to listen to reason, I decided to feed them my specialty “Dark Hot Pot” made with Brain-Blanking Stew².
”Here you go~! I’m going to feed you some delicious food that makes your memories vanish completely,” I said. “You can be reborn with this! You naughty, naughty bandits!”
”Who the hell are you people?! Attacking us- GULP!” One bandit froze. “Huh? What did you make me eat…? Oh? Who am I? …Am I a fairy?”
”That’s right,” I said. “You’re a Perverted Fairy of the forest. You’re free to head out on your journey now.”
”I understand! Thank you, kind boy! Everyone~! We’ve been reincarnated as fairies! Let’s fly away~!”
”Yes~♡”
And so, the perverts who had been “reincarnated” from bandits into Perverted Fairies performed a strange dance and departed into the distance.
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Summary:
Following the departure of the Perverted Fairy, the party loots his remaining possessions, discovering a journal detailing a nearby bandit settlement. Karentisia and Alexia lead a violent assault on the village with overwhelming force, while Shin and Seira follow behind. The chapter concludes with Shin using his ‘Brain-Blanking Stew’ to brainwash the surviving bandits into believing they are forest fairies to resolve the conflict ‘peacefully’.
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Trivia:
- The ‘Pervert Journal’ acts as a plot device to direct the party toward the bandits, suggesting the fairy had his own agenda.
- Shin’s observation of the ‘protagonists’ being terrifying highlights the ongoing theme of subverting typical Isekai roles.
- The increasing closeness between Karentisia and Alexia hints at the open-world Yuri RPG elements of the setting progressing naturally
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Character Insight:
Karentisia and Alexia have moved to a first-name basis (calling each other ‘Karen’ and ‘Alexia’), showing a significant jump in their bond. Shin’s role as the ‘pacifistic’ balancer is tested as he watches the girls’ combat efficiency with a mixture of pride and horror.
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Lore And Worldbuilding Context:
The existence of Sacred Artifacts like the ‘Goddess Hermes’ Golden Axe’ confirms high-tier divine weaponry is available to the party. The use of ‘doping mushrooms’ in feed suggests a rudimentary understanding of alchemical or biological enhancement in the world.
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TL Notes:
The names ‘D-Quest’ and ‘Final F’ are localized parodies of Dragon Quest and Final Fantasy to preserve the meta-humor present in the source text.
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TL Notes:
Notes:
• Karentisia – Wild, erotic‑elf heroine, clad in patched, revealing gear, wields Hyperbola of Light Fragments and Twin Fangs of the Wind‑Cutter. Aggressive Light‑magic user who raids settlements, calls herself the group’s tsukkomi, protects Shin, hits him when he acts like a mutt, loves his cooking and ends every line with “nano”. Companion and fellow heroine.
• Alexia – Silver-haired, young girl (10–11) and Shin’s sister, whom he calls his “mutt-owner,” while others address her with “-sama” as a noble of the Regain Kingdom; she wields the Sacred Artifact ‘Goddess Hermes’ Golden Axe,’ exhibiting monstrous strength and growing ruthlessness on her journey. Once the party’s gentle healer, she now fights fiercely to protect those she loves—especially Shin—treating him like a pet, and shares a close bond with Karentisia.
• Seira – She appears as a once‑radiant Saintess, now a fading, grateful voice that guides Fenrir. Former mistress of the wolf and beloved of Ayle, she died with ruler Lux in the Fallen Angel attack. As the party’s healing specialist, she is kind‑hearted, pacifistic, and constantly worries about the well‑being of others, even the mounts.
• Shin – Shin (full name Seyfried Shin) is the heir of the Seyfried family, a self‑proclaimed villainous yet peace‑loving “bad boy” with black hair and high specs who trains intensely and wants to be a side character. He wields Dark Hot Pot and memory‑wiping abilities, maintains a modern moral compass that contrasts with his companions, and navigates complex relationships as a protagonist.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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