Chapter 23 The Fallen Villainous Heir Just Want
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
The commencement ceremony had barely begun when the main cast of (Maidens x Cross-dressing) made their dramatic entrance. There was Alexia, the Protagonist. The sight of the three main, super-lewd heroines—Lala-chan, Hollow, and Karentisia-chan, who I have rather significant history with—marching in a single file… for a true eroge enthusiast and hardcore master of (Maidens x Cross-dressing) in my previous life, it was the ultimate vista of joy, you see.
Inside my head, that marching song from some far-off nation was blasting. Mhuahhh! This glorious sight is simply DIVINE! I was getting hyped up all on my own, while the music played:
Da da da-dum, da da da-dum, da da-dum-dum-dum-dum-DA!
Da da da-dum, da da da-dum, da da-dum-dum-dum-dum-DA!
The Erotical Parade was on an infinite loop, making my brain juice GUSH with ecstatic pleasure.
…And yet! And yet! I never in a million years expected Karentisia-chan—whose first trophy [panties] I’d snatched after our battle half a year ago—to be this close. No reasonable person would assume that, would they?
”Ugh! Why is it that looking at you suddenly sparks such nausea, hatred, irritation, and a powerful urge to kill, all at once?” Karentisia hissed, her voice taut with aristocratic disgust.
”W-well, I’m afraid I wouldn’t know, since this is the very first time we’ve met, wouldn’t you say?” I demurred, forcing a placid expression.
”Hmph?! …<This is Shin-sama’s manner of speaking when he’s in ‘cat-cuddling’ mode, desuwa. In that case, I must play the part of Shin-sama’s wife and match his tone. Thrills and excitement, desuwa!>“
That’s clearly because I thoroughly sexually harassed Karentisia-chan and successfully planted a trauma in her mind immediately after meeting her.
And Lala-chan, you just always have to do something unnecessary, don’t you? Why are your eyes glittering so brightly, my dear? No! Absolutely not. If you say or do anything strange, or take weird actions, you’ll be punished later, you see!
I pleaded the matter to Lala-chan with just my eyes, and she instantly brightened.
”Understood, desuwa. Shin-sama… So long as I act as Shin-sama’s Saintess, everything will be fine, desuwa? Leave it to me, Shin-sama! ♡ I am Lala Eushuria Melektorc, Shin-sama’s dedicated Saintess! Please be acquainted with me… Kyaa! //// I introduced myself so coolly and cutely, didn’t I, Shin Seyfried-sama?! I did it!” she declared, beaming.
Wait a minute! This girl’s internal thoughts are totally spilling out! What in the world is this “dedicated Saintess” nonsense? And what is with that lazy imitation you’re putting on? And why, why did you so emphatically shout my full name at the end, Lala-chan?!
Karentisia’s gaze snapped back to me. “…Shin Seyfried? You’re not… the one from back then…” she muttered, her face paling.
T-this is bad! Lala-chan’s idiotic rampage has become the trigger! The door to the trauma I planted in Karentisia-chan’s mind is about to burst wide open!
If that happens, Alexia and Hollow will discover that I fought Karentisia and stole her trophy [panties], and I’ll be slaughtered!
Leaving aside the kind Alexia—who, at least, doesn’t resort to violence against me—Hollow, who casually used violence on me at the Seyfried family mansion, will undoubtedly unleash merciless punishment on me, especially after that Elder Brother (Bo-chan) incident.
”Tch! …Looking at you straight on like this, I truly feel ill. I feel like beating you to death.” Karentisia snarled, her hands clenching.
Well, of course you do. I initiated a full-contact special skinship the moment we met, didn’t I? It stands to reason that you’d be traumatized.
”Is that so? In that case, I can escort you to the infirmary. Lala-chan can do it for you.” I offered.
”Shin-sama! Why would you suggest that, desuwa?! I am Shin-sama’s official wife, and we’ve been to that place and this place together, night after night! To be separated from such a person is completely unacceptable, desuwa!” Lala wailed, aghast.
…It’s hopeless. This year-round delusional Lala (Pervert) seems to lack the basic concept of listening to what I’m saying. How sad.
”Um, if you’re feeling so terrible, perhaps I can cast some Healing Magic on you? It might make you feel a little better.” I said to Karentisia, approaching her. I attempted to use the Healing Magic I had recently mastered to cast without an incantation.
”K-KYAAAAHH! Don’t touch me, you utterly perverted freak! You’ll only make me feel worse!” she shrieked, pulling back. “F-forgive me. To speak such rude words to a person… whom I’ve perhaps just met? As a high-ranking Elf, I’ve behaved shamefully.”
No, your reaction is spot on. After all, what sane person attacks someone and then immediately attempts to snatch their underwear? No one but a pervert would do that.
If I met someone like that, even I, a person with a perfectly healthy mind, would be left with a terrible memory.
”Shin-sama… Why are you wearing such a happy expression? Is this cheating? When your dedicated Saintess is standing right here? Hmph! I’m pouting, desuwa!” Lala pouted, puffing out her cheeks.
She grabbed my uniform, her cheeks puffed out. It’s cute, but NO.
The chief student (Alexia), who is giving the valedictory address as the student representative, is watching us with a wide, beaming smile. We need to stop!
Alexia in that state is Berserker Alexia-san. That means she’s at her most furious, in her most raging state, and we’re going to get lectured.
”Lala-chan. This isn’t cheating, and furthermore, you and I are nothing more than business partners. Please stop getting the wrong idea.” I tried to clarify, sternly.
”Yes! I am Shin-sama’s dedicated Saintess Slave, indeed! ♡” she bellowed, ignoring me completely.
GASH!
The girl hugged me with all her strength. Not only that, but heart marks are floating in both her eyes. What kind of lewd manga technique is this?! I need to stop her from clinging to me immediately… because hostile glares are shooting at me from every direction.
”Look, that year’s biggest dropout is getting along with those cute girls.”
”Is that the new student rumored to be the stain on the Seyfried family? His older brother and sister are so outstanding, yet he’s a disgrace to the family name.”
”Such behavior, causing a ruckus at a sacred entrance ceremony. It seems the rumors of the ‘wild monkey noble’ were true.”
Hmm. This sense of being the away team is intense, isn’t it? The unsparing whispers of the upperclassmen. And what are the honored guests saying, I wonder?
”Why, pray tell, are those three merely ‘supplementary admissions’?” The Albion Empire Vice Minister mused, a magnificent pair of horns—distinct to the Dragonewt race—jutting from his head, though he was in human form. <They cannot even see that all three are hiding absurd power? Honestly, the nobles of this country truly have no eye for talent, do they.>
”…Is that Christina’s son, hmph? Quite something, isn’t he. To own so many Divine Artifacts (Shinki) at such a young age…” The Princess of the Edo Lands, who was wearing a fox ear and nine tails, lounged comfortably in the guest seating in a slightly disheveled kimono. She was staring intently at Karentisia-chan. Is something going on there?
”Is that girl… could it be? No. Why would that person be in a place like this?” The Priest from the Lax Empire, dressed in a white habit, was staring at Lala-chan with a look of astonishment, breathing heavily—Haa, haa. Is he a lolicon?
”…Shin-sama.”
”Hmm? What is it, Lala-chan? I’m busy right now, focusing on observing the people around us while concentrating on healing Karentisia-chan’s condition without touching her.” I replied, distracted.
”Fufiiee—I suddenly feel much better.” Karentisia sighed, a strange, lustful sound escaping her lips.
”…<I have roughly recorded everyone who directed hatred or hostility toward Shin-sama. I shall inform you verbally later, dear.>” Lala whispered, her tone conspiratorial.
The Divine Artifact (Shinki) ‘Saintess’ Hairpin’ that was sitting on Lala-chan’s head was one of the special Shinki that could read and identify the malicious intent or hostility of a designated target.
”Ah, I see. That’s why you deployed the Recognition Obstruction and Soundproofing Magic, so the surrounding people wouldn’t notice our commotion, and you could distinguish those who held bad feelings towards me or Lala-chan without fear of interference.”
”Yes, Shin-sama. Therefore, I shall commence the purification as soon as the entrance ceremony is over…” she declared, fiercely.
”NO. OUT! Lala-chan, you are OUT! No-no-no! That’s the wrong move! Absolutely not!”
I lightly pulled on both of Lala-chan’s cheeks. Just a light tug on those wonderfully squishy cheeks.
”NMUAH?! Shin-shama? Why are you PULLing on my cheeks? It hurts!” she protested, tears welling up.
”Fufiiee… I suddenly feel so much better, indeed. Haah, haah…” Karentisia gasped, her breathing ragged.
Lala-chan protested with teary eyes. As for Karentisia-chan, due to receiving my Healing Magic after her maxed-out loathing state… she was starting to look like a horny puppy. Was it just my imagination?
Though I knew this already, my (Shin Seyfried’s) reputation at this Alys Magic Academy is genuinely awful.
Well, it’s partially because of the disgrace and the various mishaps I caused during the entrance exam. I’d be foolish not to use this!
(NYAAH-HA. Good morning, Master. Playing with yet another girl you don’t know, nyaa? If you keep that up, that person will lecture you again, nyaa!)
Oh? Luna-kun, who lost consciousness after being petted too much by Alexia and Layla-chan last night, seems to have woken up.
Now then, the current general consensus of me is still…
The evaluation that I possess the lowest amount of magical power in the history of Alys Magic Academy. (Faaah-nyaa… The truth is the opposite, nyaa. Master possesses an abnormal amount of magical power even when viewed against the history of the Regain Kingdom, nyaa.)
And my magic and swordsmanship levels are rated as Zero Aptitude. (In truth, he can use all elements of magic, nyaa. He even holds a master’s license in the Sirius Style, nyaa.)
I’m also called a Wild Monkey Scoundrel, a brat with the worst personality, and so on. (Recently, the Seyfried Territory residents have begun to realize that the territory’s development is due to Master, nyaa. Unlike half a year ago, everyone now admires and thanks Master, nyaa… Hey! Are you even listening to Luna, Master, nyaa?!)
Fuhahaha. If my reputation hits rock bottom, Alexia and Layla-chan and the other heroines will be repulsed by me and naturally drift away.
The mansion I bought in the royal capital was registered at the time of purchase under a proxy name, ensuring that it would become the property of Alexia, Layla-chan, and the maids in case anything happened.
If they sell that excellent property, they won’t have to work for at least ten years. I’ve ensured that even if I vanish, they will have sufficient funds to live comfortably for many years.
All that’s left is to quietly fade out of Alys Magic Academy as a dropout, vanish without a trace, and live happily-ever-after!
(M-Master. You shouldn’t make such a terrifying plan, pipi-nyaa! If that person finds out, pipi-nyaa… Master will be placed under her surveillance for the rest of his life, pipi-nyaa… Nyaa? My sentence endings are getting weird because of Master’s influence, pipi-nyaa?)
”Fuhahaha. The perfect scenario route has been constructed! All that remains is to continue exposing my shameful incompetence during my life at Alys Magic Academy. Then, forced withdrawal will be more than just a dream!” I cackled, inwardly.
”Shin-shama! My cheeth huth!” Lala whined, still struggling.
”…I quite like your healing. You shall be my therapist from now on, Seyfried-kun.” Karentisia breathed, her eyes glazed over.
The M-Dom (Lala-chan) and the Ecstatic Elf (Karentisia-chan) were both staring at me, muttering nonsense. What terrible manners! It’s the very middle of the commencement ceremony, and they’re so noisy!
I’m not standing out because I alone am using Soundproofing Magic and Recognition Obstruction Magic, showing those around me the illusion of a harmless student quietly sitting in his chair.
But I just cancelled the Soundproofing and Recognition Obstruction Magic I had cast on those two… and exposed their ‘just as they are’ figures to the public eye. I wonder if they’ll be alright?
* * *
”…These supplementary admissions are quite noisy, President Alice.”
”Well, I think it’s good that they have such spirit, don’t you agree? Besides, the Headmaster has informed me that the class of supplementary admissions this year has a higher overall ability than the class of high-achievers. I have no worries at all.”
”Hmph. If you say so, then it must be fine… *<Wait. That boy next to the girl in the combined uniform and habit, and the blonde Elf… could that possibly be that child?>*” The Alys Magic Academy Treasurer, Yorn, wondered, internally.
[SYSTEM ANNOUNCEMENT: Hereby, Student Council President Alice will deliver the congratulatory address…]
Notes:
• Albion Empire – A nation to the east of Regain where dragonkind is revered as divine. It is currently locked in “bloody, territorial chaos” with the new Demon King’s forces in Schwert.
• Yorn – A maid who is easily delighted by Genkaku mushrooms (implied hallucinogenic). She informed Shin of the banquet.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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