Chapter 58 The Grotesque Healing and The Heroine’s Forced Departure Drama
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
”…Elder Sister Schuna… please, you must flee… I’ll buy you time here…”
”Don’t be a fool, Yuna! You’re my sister. There’s no way an older sister can be allowed to escape before her own little sister!”
”Ooh, nice! That’s the best kind of sisterly love, isn’t it? I’m so touched!” I declared. “Well then, I’m just going to remove all those annoying, bothersome spell formulas and magic drugs that are clinging to you! Time to release the Sacred Artifact ¹: Slime Refrain (Mucus Cleansing Corridor)!”
[GGRRROOOOSSS!! SLURP!!] “Nyu-rururu-n! ♡♡”
”Kyaaah! W-What is this, pray tell? What are you planning to do, consuming us whole into your body, dear god?!” Schuna shrieked, her formal dialect shattered by pure terror.
”M-My panties are being dissolved! Waaah!” Yuna cried out in utter panic.
”Wow, look at Schuna-chan and Yuna-chan! They’re both butt-naked and spinning around like a load of laundry! That’s amazing, seriously!” I commented, completely unfazed.
”…Shin-kun. Is this really going to make these girls’ bodies better?” Yulize asked, hesitating slightly.
”Tentacle Mucus Gate (Slime Gate), huh… The Master sure possesses a rare Sacred Artifact,” someone muttered nearby.
”Yep. It’s super handy for restoring status abnormalities! This should clear up the majority of the poisons that have been eroding these girls’ bodies,” I explained, matter-of-factly.
I snatched the Sacred Artifact, Tentacle Mucus Gate (Slime Gate), from an evil merchant six months ago on my way back to the Albion Empire. It’s the ultimate Sacred Artifact for fixing every single status effect, addiction, and mental interference!
[SLLLUUURRRPP!! EWW!!]
It looks like a disgusting slug-like slime, but that’s fine. It’s not like I’m going into their bodies, so it’s all good, right?
”…Gurgle… Elder Sister Schuna… I’m losing consciousness…”
”Gurgle… N-No, you mustn’t, Yuna! If you lose consciousness, there’s no telling what these people might do to you…”
”Huh? Looks like they both passed out on me!” I observed.
”…Whatever ailments the Tentacle Mucus Gate (Slime Gate) could cure are likely cured now. The rest will simply have to be fixed slowly over time,” a voice reasoned.
”Exactly! That’s why we came to this tavern! I’m gonna borrow Fenrir-san’s room for about five to seven days! Thanks! Hey Yulize-chan, time to come back to my body!”
”Huh? U-Understood, Shin-kun,” Yulize whispered meekly.
POWAAAH! Yulize-chan let out a plume of smoke, then re-possessed my body as that lizard-blotch tattoo.
”Hmm? That room, you say… Ah, that room should indeed allow those girls’ many wounds to heal… He’s already entered, hasn’t he? I hope you can cure those two, drowning in their curses, Master…” a voice mused.
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(Fenrir’s Tavern: The Snow Garden)
”…Is this Heaven?”
”…Wait a minute. Weren’t we captured by that beautiful boy?”
”You’re awake now, Schuna-chan, Yuna-chan! We don’t have much time, so I’ll show you I can heal you in about five to seven days!” I greeted them with a clap.
”A-Aren’t you that Demonically-Cruel-Pretty-Boy-Kun?! And wait! Why are we naked, sitting in chairs, and bound by chains?!”
”…Did you know about the condition of our bodies?” Yuna asked, her voice tight.
”Yep! And I also knew about the end result,” I confirmed. “So, this is going to be a rough treatment, a ‘radical cure,’ but it’s better than dying, right? You’ll have to endure being licked and slurped on a bit, but if you can just hold out, you’ll both be completely healthy again!”
”…A bit?”
”Licked and slurped…?” they murmured in unison.
”Yup! Meet Burg-kun, the Kindhearted Suction Demon Bug monster I tamed! He absorbs every single toxin out of your body!”
[GGGRRIIINNDD! SCRRRAPE! SCRRRAPE!!]
””H-Hiiiee!?!””
”Next up, say hello to Mad-kun, the Serious and Gentle Mud-Tongue Man monster! He licks and eradicates every single magic formula from a mage’s body!”
[YEEEAAAARRRRGGHHH! HAAAAAHH!! SLURP!!]
””NOOOO! STOP!!”” they screamed.
”And finally, here’s Mommy Mama, the Ogre Mommy monster! She’s here to manage the health of your mind and body!”
[OOOGYAAAAAHHH!! SCREAMING!!]
””M-MYAAAHHHH?!”” they squeaked, their voices breaking.
”Huh? What’s the matter, you two? Something is dripping from around your butts,” I noticed.
”The sight is so utterly grotesque… I’m afraid I had an accident,” Schuna lamented.
”…I’m scared! I’m so scared! Maaamaaa! Help meeee!” Yuna wailed.
Seriously? Schuna-chan is having an infant regression, and Yuna-chan is just rolling her eyes back into her head. I wonder why? …Ah, well, doesn’t matter, I guess.
”Alright then! I’m going to make sure to heal Schuna-chan and Yuna-chan completely, from top to bottom, so brace yourselves. This is an emergency, so we’ll be taking care of the inside too, but it’s still better than dying, right? So then, specialists, ready, set, start! Please do your best!”
[GGRRIIINNDD! SCRRRAPE! SLURP!!]
[PRURURURU… IYAHAAA! Blue Lala! AAAHH!!]
[OGYAA-RURU-AAAARRR!]
””N-NOOOOO! Somebody, help us!””
…And so, a few days later, thanks to our earnest treatment, Schuna-chan and Yuna-chan were reborn with perfectly healthy bodies. You’re welcome, Schuna-chan and Yuna-chan! Don’t you dare forget this debt for the rest of your lives.
* * *
(Mountain forest near Alys Magic Academy)
”…Have you steeled your resolve, former Saintess?” a cold voice demanded.
”Erm… I am not, I assure you, the former Saintess, Sid-sama ²,” Lala pleaded, her tone overly formal and strained.
”It is too late for lies, girl. We have little time,” Sid growled impatiently. “I ask you again. Return to the Lax Empire with me, Lala, former saint candidate of the Lax Church ³, the Holy Sword No. 2.”
”But, I… Ah!”
”You’re willing to let your mother die, then?” Sid’s voice was a weapon. “As I wrote in the letter I sent you the other day, do not forget that I hold the power of life and death over that wicked criminal who smuggled the future of the Lax into a foreign land.”
”T-That’s terrible~desuwa!” Lala cried out in desperation.
”Then you shall obey me without question and come with us to the Lax Empire… The time of the Advent is near,” Sid stated, his authority absolute.
”Tch! …Shin-sama. What… what should I do…?”
”Decide quickly. You are Lala Eushuria Melektorc, the Saintess of our Lax Empire.”
”…Ugh… I understand. I shall proceed with you to the Lax Empire,” Lala finally submitted.
”Hmph! You should have just done that from the beginning. You’ve wasted us several days,” Sid scoffed, utterly dismissive.
”Everyone at Alys Magic Academy… Shin-sama… Farewell~desuwa… Please forgive me for leaving so suddenly… Shin-sama…” Lala murmured her final goodbyes, her voice choked with sorrow.
Wait! Lala vanished with some unknown suspect?! Where on earth is she going? I watched Lala’s movements silently from behind the shadows of a tree, but it was two days after this event that I heard from Hollow that Lala-chan had disappeared from the Academy.
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Summary:
This dramatic chapter first showcases the grotesque healing of Schuna and Yuna in the black market tavern, using Shin’s bizarre Sacred Artifact, the Tentacle Mucus Gate, and a team of horrifying monster specialists like Burg and Mad. The radical cure successfully restores the girls’ health, but leaves them severely traumatized, highlighting Shin’s unique and chaotic brand of ‘benevolence’ in this dark fantasy RPG. The scene then abruptly shifts to a looming threat: Lala, the former saint candidate and yuri heroine, is confronted by the ruthless Holy Sword Sid of the Lax Empire. Under severe coercion involving her mother’s life, Lala is forced to abandon her friends and the Alys Magic Academy to return to the antagonist empire, leaving Shin a shocked and confused observer, setting the stage for a major plot shift in the isekai narrative.
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Character Insight:
Shin’s pragmatic chaos is on full display here; he truly believes his disgusting, torturous healing methods are the best possible outcome for Schuna and Yuna, cementing his role as an emotionally disconnected, yet powerful, villainous heir. Lala’s character is revealed to be tragically dutiful and easily pressured when her family is threatened, underscoring the deep political and familial stakes behind her heroine status. Her desperate goodbye to Shin, the only person she seemed to trust, shows the depth of her forced betrayal.
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Behind the Scene:
This chapter is a pivotal moment: it closes the arc of saving the cursed sisters while simultaneously launching the next major story arc with the kidnapping of Lala. The intense, body-horror-infused healing process was necessary to remove the girls from play so Shin could not interfere with the next major plot progression—the Lax Empire’s move. Shin is left utterly unaware of the full scope of the political chess being played, only seeing a ‘suspect’ vanishing with Lala-chan. This is the moment the protagonist starts losing control of the overall RPG plot. here
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T/L:
1 Sacred Artifact: General term for powerful, often unique magical items that defy conventional understanding, like an item that cleanses all status ailments in a grotesque way. ↩
2 Sid-sama: The ‘-sama’ honorific indicates a high level of respect, or here, possibly fear/submissiveness, as Lala is forced to address her captor respectfully. ↩
3 Saint Candidate: The formal religious designation for Lala’s position within the Lax Church hierarchy. ↩
Notes:
• Yuna – female of high religious/political standing, specifically holding the title of High Priestess and being one of the Eight Sacred Lords of the Lax Church. Her outer appearance is suggested by the fact that her opponent, Yuriyuri, was wearing her stolen nun’s habit after the confrontation. Her role as an intruder in the Seyfried Territory led to her defeat and capture by her adversary, Yuriyuri.
• Albion Empire – A nation to the east of Regain where dragonkind is revered as divine. It is currently locked in ‘bloody, territorial chaos’ with the new Demon King’s forces in Schwert.
• Lala – Delusional saint candidate from the Lax Empire who becomes fanatically devoted to Shin, founding a religion in his name and often speaking with the quirky suffix ‘~desuwa’
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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