Chapter 99 The Day We Flew Naked
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
”Shin? What on earth are you thinking, you?” Karentisia questioned, her voice tight with confusion.
”It’s settled! Let’s just head straight near the Elven country and obliterate that mysterious barrier magic, shall we? Teleportation Magic: Simultaneous Teleportation (Twins)!” I declared triumphantly.
”W-Wait! What in the world are you talking about?!” she shrieked, but it was too late.
WHOOSH! WHOOSH!
We flew, completely naked, right into the heart of the Anclear Forest. I mean, soaring through the sky, stark naked, that’s what we did.
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(High above the Anclear Forest, near the nation of Scandinavia)
”KYAAAHH! You idiot dog! Why did you suddenly teleport us here?! We’re falling!” Karentisia screamed, her voice a desperate, high-pitched wail in the rushing air.
”Ah-ha! Isn’t this fun, like skydiving? I’ve never done a naked skydive before! Sacred Artifact Activation: Fairy King’s Golden Wings!”
At the same moment the Sacred Artifact activated, WHOOSH!, golden wings sprouted from my back. I guess this officially makes me one of those characters in a proper fairy tale, right? It’s the birth of Lovely Shin, you know!
”We… stopped falling? …Shin. That Sacred Artifact of yours—it’s Lord Oberon’s, isn’t it?” she asked, her breathing still ragged.
”Yep. It’s the ‘Fairy King’s Golden Wings’ he passed on to me. With this, I can perceive and fly through the sky of a separate dimension, though only for a few hours, you see.”
”I see… not only the ‘Princess’s Silver Blade,’ but that one, too, has accepted you as its master. That’s incredible,” she whispered, a strange admiration entering her tone.
Hmm? Huh? Karentisia-chan’s mood seems to have dropped, hasn’t it? Maybe the naked skydiving was really that awful for her?
”It seems like you really hated that. If so, I’ll end this quickly, then. ‘Black Shine Sheep‘—’Dark Blast (Kurokouka)’. I’ll make sure to hold you firmly so you don’t get blown away, Karentisia-chan.”
”Huh? No, that’s not it at all. I was just… interested in you… D-Damn it, SHUT UP! Shin! Where the hell are you thrusting your hands amidst all this chaos?!” she protested hotly.
[MEH-EH-EH!]
”I’m just holding onto your thigh area securely, that’s all. The feeling on my fingertips is a bit odd, though,” I replied innocently.
”You idiot! That’s why it’s…”
”I’m about to unleash the big move, so please watch out for the vibrations, little Black Shine Sheep, old buddy!”
[MEH-EH-EH! HAAAAA! MEH-EH-EH! HAAAAA! MEH-EH-EH! HAAAAA! MEH-EH-EH! HAAAAA!!!]
There it was: one of the Black Shine Sheep’s ultimate techniques, the Mehamehame-blast. It’s a cheat ability that emits a high-power magical surge to destroy anything related to barrier magic.
So, what’s the result, I wonder?
BOOOOOOOOM! …and then a sharp, shattering SNAP!
”Nghh… I-I can’t take it anymore! I can’t endure that vibration!” she cried out, almost ecstatically.
The barrier magic of some distant country was destroyed with incredible, refreshing force. Karentisia-chan was shouting in delight while… wait, are those happy tears trickling down her body? I can’t see her expression right now since I’m holding her close.
”Well, the mission is complete now. Bye-bye! Teleportation Magic: Simultaneous Teleportation (Twins)!”
”W-Wait, Shin! If you give me that much vibration again, I’ll…”
[MEH-EH-EH!!]
WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH!
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(Back in the bathroom)
”Phew! We made it back! We’ve eliminated any future worries now, haven’t we, Karentisia-chan? I’m going to let go of you now.”
”W-Wait! You can’t let go now! If you take your hands off me, I’ll… I’ll…” she protested weakly.
”Ah, so I just need to remove the hands that were supporting you. Got it!”
”T-That’s not it! You have to let go slowly… NGH… Ah! KUH-NNN!”
The instant I pulled away from Karentisia-chan, she let out an incredible sound and collapsed right against me.
”Huh? Karentisia-chan, are you alright? Did the vibrations make you feel sick? Do you need a Healing spell?” I asked, genuinely concerned.
THUD! THUD! THUD! CLATTER!
”What’s wrong, Karentisia-chan? Did Shin-kun do something perverted to you again? Are you okay…? Huh… Oh.” Alexia’s voice arrived before she did, followed by the sound of something rattling open, and then her own gasp.
”No, no, Alexia! This was just Karentisia-chan’s triumphant roar, that’s all… see?”
Our eyes met for just a moment—mine and Alexia’s—and then…
”Shin-kun! You were flirting with a girl other than me again?! Time for your punishment, you know!” Alexia accused, her voice demanding.
”Alexia! It’s not like that! This was all the result of actions I took to eliminate future worries, I swear!”
After that, Alexia made me perform a very intense, naked dogeza (a deep, kneeling bow of apology). Sigh… such is my life.
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Summary:
In a flurry of chaotic magic, the hero and the villainous heir (Shin and Karentisia) find themselves stripped bare, thrust into the sky for a spectacular naked skydive to destroy a powerful magical barrier. Shin unleashes his powerful Sacred Artifact, the Fairy King’s Golden Wings, and a massive Dark Blast from the Black Shine Sheep, shaking Karentisia with such ‘vibrations’ that she’s left reeling in a mix of pleasure and exhaustion. The explosive fantasy adventure ends with an immediate return to the bathroom, where their intimate post-mission moment is crashed by the possessive Alexia, leading to a hilarious but intense punishment for Shin.
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Character Insight:
Shin’s character is defined by his reckless efficiency: he will pursue the goal (destroying the barrier) by the most direct, chaotic, and often intimately embarrassing means possible. His immediate resort to naked teleportation highlights his impulsive nature and the ecchi dynamic of the story. Karentisia’s protests are consistently undercut by her intense physical reactions, showing her growing, though unwanted, attraction to Shin’s sheer force of will and power. The magical battle is, for her, a profoundly intimate and overwhelming experience.
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Behind the Scene:
The chapter was designed to quickly resolve the plot point of the magical barrier while maximizing the comedic and suggestive content. The sudden appearance of the third heroine, Alexia, is a classic narrative twist in harem or yuri stories to reset the romantic tension and introduce an element of consequence and jealousy, ensuring Shin is immediately punished for his chaotic actions with Karentisia. It’s a structured cycle of action, intimacy, and consequence.
Notes:
• Oberon – The former Fairy King, currently appearing as the ‘Mysterious Shopkeeper’ but revealing his true identity. He is a wise, cryptic figure who helped Seyfried eliminate a future threat at the cost of his physical form.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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