Volume 9 Chapter 25 The Otherworldly Runaway Super Express
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
After my date with Cassandra, I headed home and opened the door, only to have Ines dive into my arms with tears welling in her eyes.
”Daisuke-eee… I… I’m just…”
”There, there… what’s wrong?”
Ines didn’t stop sobbing and sniffing. She wouldn’t let go, so I had no choice but to lead her to the sofa and pull her head onto my lap pillow¹.
After coaxing the story out of her, it turned out she had completely tanked her introduction with Regina-san.
Apparently, she had self-destructed in front of everyone, blurting out that she was terrible in bed.
(Seriously, what a total klutz…)
”I’ve told you a thousand times, you’re fine just the way you are. You’re adorable exactly as you are, Ines,” I said.
”Muu… but I want to get better. I want to be the one to satisfy you, Daisuke,” Ines replied.
”But I am satisfied,” I said.
(I can’t exactly bring up that her massive chest is more than enough—not with the flat-chested girls around, anyway—so I’ll just keep it vague…)
”Well, that makes me happy, I guess… Haa… but man, this really is the best ♡” Ines said.
As I stroked her hair, a look of pure bliss spread across her face.
She finally seemed to have calmed down.
While I sat there watching her smile, Sylvie and Juliet sidled up to us.
”Ufufu ♡ My turn next, Ines-san ♪” said Sylvie.
”…There’s a line,” Juliet added.
”I suppose so. It’s hard to let go, but I’ll swap. It would be a crime to hog something this wonderful all to myself,” said Ines.
Ines sounded genuinely pained to leave her spot, but I could see Meta and the others grinning behind her, already forming a queue.
We always do the “welcome home” hugs in order, so I guess this was just the natural extension of that.
Of course, I wasn’t about to say no.
”Pardon me, then. Now, please… stroke away ♪” said Sylvie.
”Sure thing. You’re as ready as ever, Sylvie,” I said.
”Haah~ ♡ Oh, this is heaven ♪” Sylvie purred.
Sylvie’s face went totally slack as she basked in the attention.
Even for me, the one doing the stroking, her silky hair felt incredible.
Her ears twitched happily—it was pretty damn cute.
”…Not bad,” Juliet muttered.
”Glad to hear it. Want a head pat² too?” I asked.
”…I guess,” Juliet replied.
Juliet, on the other hand, gave her usual prickly response.
But since her tail was wagging like crazy, I knew she was into it.
She’s way more honest when we’re alone; she’ll probably be begging for it later.
(It’s a shame I can’t get a little handsy with her in front of the group without getting a massive earful. A pissed-off Juliet is cute in its own way, but if I tell her that, she just sulks…)
”Aaah… ♡ This… this is dangerous ♡” Meta moaned.
”You okay, Meta? If you’re not feeling it, we can stop,” I said.
”Are you kidding?! That’s impossible! I’m just overwhelmed by how magnificent this is! ♡” Meta cried.
”Alright, I’ll keep going then,” I said.
”Yes! ♡ Seeing you from this angle, Daisuke-sama… it was a total blind spot! You’re so precious! ♡
This gaze, so full of mercy—it’s a complete 180 from your usual gallant self! ♡
I’m certain even the most wicked woman would find religion the moment she saw this face! ♡
And while I gaze upon your kind expression, my head is directly experiencing the sheer sturdiness of your magnificent legs! ♡
The way power and suppleness, strength and smoothness are harmonized at such a high level… it’s exactly what I’d expect from you! ♡
Being stroked by your hand… it’s like all the purification of dregs³ clogging up my soul are being purified without me even knowing! ♡
Ahh, you truly are a god, Daisuke-sama! ♡
To make someone’s heart feel this light just with a lap pillow… no one but you could perform such a miracle! ♡
I’m ashamed I didn’t see this coming! ♡
To you, it’s just a casual gesture, but it changes the way I see the whole world! ♡” said Meta.
”Yeah, you look pretty satisfied,” noted Daisuke.
Meta was rattling this off so fast her words were tripping over each other, her face looking completely melted.
(What happened to the refined, Saint-like lady I knew? Oh well, if she’s happy, I’m happy…)
”Hey! Is that it?! You’ve gotta have more to say than that!” Ilse barked.
”You think? I figured as long as Meta’s happy, it’s all good. I’ll get to you later, Ilse, just hang tight,” I said.
”Fine, fine. If that’s the deal, I’ll let it slide for now,” Ilse grumbled.
”Seriously, Daisuke. Meta’s only like this because you spoil her rotten. Do something about it,” said Juliet.
”Hmm, but you want to be spoiled too, right Juliet?” I asked.
”……Leave me out of this,” Juliet replied.
”Don’t worry, I’ve got plenty of spoiling saved up for you,” I said.
”…Well, fine then,” Juliet muttered.
We don’t have many people to play the “straight man,” but at the end of the day, they all just want some affection.
(I feel like I just smooth-talked my way out of a lecture, but maybe I’m overthinking it…)
”Daisuke-san and the others are always so lively ♪” said Grete.
”Honestly, I never get tired of watching,” Vanessa added.
”Aren’t you two basically part of the crew now anyway, Grete and Vanessa? From where I’m sitting, you both fit right in,” said Ilse.
”You think so? I guess it’s hard to tell from the inside,” Vanessa replied.
”That makes me really happy to hear ♪” Grete chirped.
Seeing the Lovers⁴ actually getting along and bonding was a huge weight off my shoulders.
”Camilla, come here~” called Daisuke.
”Yay! Ehehe~ ♡ Master~ ♡” Camilla squealed.
”You’re in high spirits today,” noted Daisuke.
”Just being with you makes me the happiest girl alive, Master!” said Camilla.
”I feel the same way. Thanks, Camilla,” I said.
”Thank you too, Master! Nuzzle, nuzzle… Uhehe…” Camilla giggled.
Camilla dove into me with a massive grin, same as always.
I stroked her head as she rubbed against me.
(It feels pretty similar to when we’re cuddling in bed… but considering we’re in the living room, I really wish she’d stop nuzzling me so suggestively…)
”Vanessa, you’re next,” I said.
”No, I… I shouldn’t…” Vanessa stammered.
”Come on, just try it,” urged Daisuke.
”Well, if you’re gonna insist…” Vanessa said.
Being an independent adult, Vanessa is usually pretty reserved about acting spoiled.
I had to push her a bit, but when she finally gave in, she looked incredibly embarrassed.
(It’s a rare, precious look for her. She clearly doesn’t hate it, so maybe I should make some one-on-one time for this later when things settle down…)
”A lap pillow from Daisuke-san… I really have to give it my all tonight…!” Nicola whispered.
”Oh, is it Nicola’s turn today?” I asked.
”Yes! Ahh… but this feels so safe, I think I’m going to dissolve…” Nicola sighed.
Nicola seemed to find a deep sense of security in the lap pillow.
I did my best to ignore Meta nodding along fervently in the background.
Nicola has the biggest gap between her daily self and how she acts in bed.
Normally, she’s just got this small-animal-like cuteness.
(She’s still adjusting to this environment, so maybe the stress has been piling up. At least she has a good outlet for it under the covers…)
By the way, lately, even if I do something with a girl while I’m out, as long as it isn’t too late, I usually end up doing it with the girls at home too.
My stamina isn’t an issue, and with ten lovers, the waiting list gets way too long if I don’t keep up the pace.
”Daisuke-san, is it okay if I join in?” asked Grete.
”Hmm? I don’t mind at all,” I said.
”Really? Then I’ll take you up on that ♪ …Yeah, this really is nice ♪” Grete said.
”Sorry for making you wait,” I said.
”Don’t even worry about it ♪ I’m the one who crashed the party anyway ♪” Grete replied.
Grete had been holding back a little, but it’s not like you have to be one of my official lovers to get a head pat.
To be honest, I’m mostly just flustered by a beauty like Grete being so forward with me—I definitely don’t hate it.
(I really need to give her a straight answer soon, or it’ll just be rude. Well, I already know what my answer is. I guess I just need to man up and say it…)
”Next is Liese,” I said.
”Eh? Me… as well?” Liese asked.
”I mean, it’s not an order. You can say no if you want,” I said.
”No… if you’re offering, I would be honored to accept. ……” Liese said.
Liese closed her eyes, remaining silent as I stroked her hair.
She seemed deep in thought, though I couldn’t tell about what.
Her horns were a bit in the way, but her gray hair was incredibly soft.
(She uses the same custom shampoo and conditioner I made for the others, after all. She’s a serious girl who spends every spare moment training or doing housework, so the least I can do is give her some well-earned pampering…)
”Fumu fumu, I see,” said Ilse.
”What’s up, Ilse? You hungry?” I asked.
”No! I was just thinking… the only memory I have of this is from my parents, a long-ass time ago,” Ilse said.
”Heh, is that so?” I said.
Now that I think about it, I don’t know much about Ilse’s past.
Actually, that goes for most of them.
I’ve heard bits and pieces from Ines, Sylvie, Meta, and Clarissa-san, but Juliet, Vanessa, Nicola, Grete, Regina-san, and Liese are still mostly mysteries.
(I don’t want to go prying into their business, though. Everyone’s got things they’d rather not talk about. I’m sure they’ll tell me when they’re ready…)
After everyone was sufficiently blissed out from the lap pillows, they took turns in the bath and headed to bed.
And, true to her word, Nicola worked very hard.
The “in-progress” Nicola—a version of her I can only experience right now—was absolutely magnificent.
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When Yellow Day⁵ rolled around that week, I headed to the library in the early afternoon.
I was there to study, sure, but it was also my regular chance to see Clarissa-san.
”Hello, Clarissa-san,” I said.
”Hello, Daisuke-san,” Clarissa replied.
…? Something felt off. Her smile wasn’t the usual one.
I couldn’t put my finger on it, but it seemed… stiff.
”Clarissa-san, is something wrong?” I asked.
”Eh? Was it that obvious?” Clarissa asked.
”Yeah. You look like you’ve got something heavy on your mind,” I said.
”Well… it’s… I just felt it would be wrong to bother you with this, Daisuke-san…” Clarissa said.
”Clarissa-san, we’re lovers. Unless it’s a secret you have to keep, won’t you just tell me? Don’t hold back,” I said.
”You’re right. It’s an embarrassing story, so part of me wanted to hide it, but it’s not exactly a secret. Would you mind listening to it later?” Clarissa asked.
”Of course. I’m all ears,” I said.
She looked genuinely apologetic and a bit hesitant to speak.
But there was a vibe—like she needed to tell me something.
And the way she said it… it sounded like it involved me somehow.
(I couldn’t think of anything I’d done, but…)
It was going to bug me, but Clarissa-san said “later,” and she was in the middle of work.
I couldn’t just stand there and get in her way. I’d just have to wait it out.
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[Afterword]
’Meta-cedes:’ “Nice to meet you! Starting this time, I’ve been put in charge of the afterwords! I am the mysterious, beautiful Knight!”
’Me-ta:’ “…That name isn’t hiding a single thing, is it?”
’Meta-cedes:’ “I don’t care what anyone says! I am a mysterious, beautiful Knight!”
’Me-ta:’ “Haa… fine. Whatever. Anyway, what’s with this name?”
’Meta-cedes:’ “This is a meta-dimension⁶, separate from the main story! That means meta-commentary is allowed! You haven’t changed much, Meta-san.”
’Me-ta:’ “Well, my name doesn’t really matter. But…”
’Meta-cedes:’ “Speaking of ‘but,’ you were totally losing your mind in the main story, weren’t you?”
’Me-ta:’ “Yes. I do feel a slight bit of regret.”
’Meta-cedes:’ “I mean, you were talking a mile a minute. People were definitely giving you looks.”
’Me-ta:’ “You seem to be under a misunderstanding. That isn’t why I regret it.”
’Meta-cedes:’ “Eh? But you wouldn’t stop talking!”
’Me-ta:’ “No, I didn’t get to say nearly enough! Because of page count constraints, I was only allowed that tiny amount. I barely managed to convey a fraction of Daisuke-sama’s magnificence! It’s a source of deep, bitter frustration for me.”
’Meta-cedes:’ “Wait… you’re serious?”
’Me-ta:’ “I never joke when it comes to Daisuke-sama. Since we’re here, why don’t I give you a little taste?”
’Meta-cedes:’ “Eh, really? Wait, hold on—”
’Me-ta:’ “First, the magnificence of Daisuke-sama is a truth that should be broadcast to the entire world, but not everyone is capable of understanding it from the start.
I’m ashamed to admit I was the same once.
With that in mind, one must start with the Beginner Course—this is the ‘dumbed down’ version that even a brainless monster could grasp.
From there, we move to the Toddler Course for those with basic reason, the Maiden Course⁷ for those awakening to sexual desire, the Adult Course for those who have matured physically, and finally the Evangelist Course for those ready to spread the word.
Only then do you earn the right to speak of his glory—but it doesn’t end there!
Daisuke-sama updates his charm every single day! The learning never ends!
Every day brings new joy and discovery!
His magnificence can be categorized into ‘Aesthetic Perfection,’ ‘Inner Nobility,’ and the ‘Euphoria of Touch⁸.’
That third one has the strongest effect, but it’s too much for beginners.
Even as an Evangelist, it’s such a potent drug that I sometimes lose myself.
It’s highly dangerous without completing the Adult Course first!”
’Meta-cedes:’ “Daisuke-san! Help! This girl is insane! Come pick her up, please!”
’Me-ta:’ “This is a meta-dimension. No one is coming to save you.”
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Summary:
Daisuke returns home to a household of emotionally needy women, providing a marathon session of lap pillows and headpats to soothe their various insecurities. Meta’s devotion reaches a fever pitch, revealing her pseudo-religious obsession with Daisuke’s physical presence. The domestic peace is threatened by a mysterious, embarrassing secret held by Clarissa at the library, the nature of which remains unstated
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Trivia:
- The specific shampoo used by the girls was handcrafted by Daisuke
- Nicola’s personality shift is a recurring ‘gap’ trait
- The meta-afterword suggests Meta’s dialogue was actually censored for lengt
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Character Insight:
Ines shows a deep-seated fear of being ‘inferior’ to the other girls sexually, which Daisuke counters with unconditional emotional support rather than physical validation.
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Glossary:
Notes:
• Cassandra – 175 cm tall, short brown hair, muscular build with toned abs; dignified, beautiful Knight‑Vice‑Captain in stiff formal armor. B‑Rank equivalent, fatigued from a month of duty, bound to serve Daisuke as a slave. Cold aura hides trauma and hatred of Otto and traitorous adventurers, yet a thawing intimacy. Niece of Gunther, wields a one‑handed spear and shield in counter‑focused style.
• Ines – An 18‑year‑old, 170 cm D‑Rank Magic Swordsman with long silky emerald hair, blue eyes, heart‑shaped gaze, slender waist, large breasts and curvy frame in college‑style heavy armor. Sharp, dignified expression; she leads the Gale Party, guides its women, balances Daisuke’s harem and secretly longs for a child. Kind, motherly, yet insecure about her sexual skill, she seeks Daisuke’s reassurance.
• Daisuke – A young Japanese reincarnate and B-Rank adventurer, he leads the Gale Party with high DEX, alchemy, and healing magic, while also possessing rare skills like ‘Insight’ and expert-level massage, sexual development, and soothing physical contact—headpats and lap pillows—that he uses to care for his many partners, including Gerta, Elisa, Regina, and Cassandra. Lean and youthful in appearance, he maintains a casual, modern demeanor, clinically affectionate yet deeply sincere, balancing his lecherous inner thoughts with protective mentorship and pragmatic leadership. An Item Box holder and self-described social pushover, he manages a complex household with clinical care, exceptional cooking, and unwavering concern for his partners’ well-being, navigating a dangerous world through physical and emotional nurturing.
• Regina – Late‑twenties high‑class courtesan with long plum‑purple hair, green eyes, voluptuous top‑tier figure and large breasts, wearing a marine‑blue thigh‑split dress and thigh‑high socks. Senior Beastman mentor to Nora and Rita, runs Daydream (BSS) with maternal grace. Lover of Suzuki Daisuke, shares advanced sexual techniques, hides aging insecurities and past secrets.
• Juliet – An 18‑year‑old cat‑beastwoman with a blue bob, expressive ears and a curvaceous build, she wields a greatsword and the rare Idaten skill as a fastidious Gale Party instructor. Prickly, tsundere and grumpy‑looking, her tail wags when happy despite outward perversity. She hides a lonely heart, soothed only by Daisuke, whom she quietly protects and pouts when ignored; slowly opening to housemates like Grete.
• Sylvie – Petite 140 cm elven spirit mage with long wavy blonde hair and twitching pointed ears that move with her mood, blue eyes, and a playful, motherly charm. She wears a white blouse and an embroidered yellow forest-scented skirt, swapping to gothic-lolita lace-up boots for dates. A Gale adventurer and Daisuke’s magic teacher who wields Water and Wind while summoning Intermediate Spirits, she’s observant, devoted, and masks deep loneliness with fearless smiles. Older sister to Camilla, she shares a home with other women, seeks Daisuke’s love advice, and is his second lover—surprisingly adept at romance and delighting in being pampered.
• Meta – A 160 cm tall, curvy mid‑20s priestess with straight blonde hair, warm pink aura and high‑waisted robes that highlight her large breasts. Former man‑hating duchess turned divorcee, she now radiates borderline‑religious devotion to Daisuke, knows his every preference, stays cold toward other men, and speaks in long, manic torrents praising his physical and spiritual magnificence. An eloquent adventurer who became his lover after he saved her, she mediates the group.
• Ilse – A 17-year-old tiger-kin archer with a petite, boyish frame, medium-short gold-and-black hair, pointed ears, and a thick, expressive tail that wags when happy, she’s a cheeky, tomboyish level-18 member of Daisuke’s party and the Beunemünde Guild. Formerly a slave-bandit, she blends sharp common sense with perverted humor, flirts for sweets, hates Sheep, and adores candy—her antics masking deep devotion to her found family. Blunt and outspoken, she demands fair attention from Daisuke, recalling distant memories of being pampered by her parents, yet shares a stable, wry bond with him, masking politeness with unfiltered honesty.
• Grete – Bright-orange-haired and radiating infectious charm, this cheerful D-rank adventurer sports long hair and a girly checkered skirt with a long-sleeved blouse, her diabolical smile sparkling with playful intent. A former Wyvern Slayer who rescued Daisuke on the Fifth Floor and promptly proposed, she now lives in his household as an aspiring lover candidate—her high social intelligence and forward, affectionate nature win over everyone, earning free goods and deep bonds. She flusters Daisuke with direct, loving advances, thrives on playful interactions, and identifies as she/her, turning every room she enters into a haven of warmth and whimsy.
• Vanessa – Red‑haired, ponytail‑tied veteran of the Twelfth Floor, this muscular Magic Bludgeoneer dons wild, revealing gear, thick‑thighed and wielding a fire‑infused mace as Wyvern Slayer vanguard. Blunt, teasing, sleep‑resistant in Orc zones, she was saved by Daisuke and now mentors Nicola—proactive yet shy in intimacy, mixing rough charm with fierce loyalty.
• Camilla – Fox‑type beastwoman, near adulthood, with a sleek upright tail that wags fast when excited or fantasizing about intimacy with her Master. She is overtly affectionate toward Daisuke, loves sweets, shyly serves as his slave, clings to him on outings, and is exuberantly happy just to be near him, often nuzzling and sniffing him suggestively.
• Nicola – Petite 160 cm rookie adventurer with blue‑green side‑tail hair, cute like a small animal, shy and stuttering. Member of First Blood, trains under Vanessa, hides a perverted side, shares a lover‑like bond with Daisuke—bold in intimacy, moves into his home, feels secure in his lap, appreciative and excitable.
• Liese – 170 cm dragonewt with grey‑blue hair, thick horns and grey scales on neck/limbs; daughter of red and blue dragonewts, Level 21, Meta‑recognized pillar of strength and leader of the First Blood party. Daisuke’s disciplined vanguard and first slave (Level 19), she is earnest, hardworking, polite, leads the girls quietly, tail thumps to betray emotion yet stays composed, happiest when Daisuke returns, serving him loyally and nurturing her growing affection.
• Clarissa – Clarissa, a curvy, gentle librarian at the Royal Library, wears elegant attire that highlights her supple, well‑endowed figure, shoulder‑length blonde hair, plump lips and a rose‑scented aura. Ten centimeters shorter than her lover Daisuke, she hides an embarrassing secret behind bashful smiles and tender hugs, radiating a soft, fluffy, healing presence. As an older‑sister type, she’s easily swayed by others yet quietly anchors them, embodying humble grace and tender devotion.
• Mai – Standing 175cm with a toned, athletic build and a “super-class” chest, this War Saint Vanguard and former gym instructor sports a single ponytail and a refreshing, masculine-leaning beauty. A battle-hungry tactician with a 10x EXP cheat, she leads the Yamato Nadeshiko Party and is a Leemans member. Despite her intensity, she maintains a cheerful, composed demeanor even in defeat and is a companion of Gerta.
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