Volume 1 Chapter 20 Ahaha, It’s Fun, It’s So Much Fun X2 Terror
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
Thanks to Chinatsu-chan earning a good amount yesterday, our breakfast today was unusually high in quality. Since magic stones are sold only by the government, we can’t keep any of them for ourselves beyond personal use. The payment hasn’t come yet, but future profits are almost certain. This feels like a small pre-celebration.
”Takumi, it’s not just vegetables today,” Mido-kun said, pointing at the table. “There’s smoked meat on three whole plates.”
”Don’t call them just vegetables,” Yawashi-kun replied with a slight frown, stirring the pot. “They’re mushrooms and wild greens! Honoka-chan finds these valuable free ingredients, and I cook them to make them delicious!”
Even though his tone sounded annoyed, Yawashi-kun looked a little proud. He was probably happy the food budget had finally been used properly. The cafeteria even had a sign posted—”Almost Free Cafeteria, Day X.” In hindsight, it’s thanks to Takada Honoka-chan’s plant knowledge that we’ve managed to get by this far. We’re really surviving by supporting each other.
”Yawashi-kun, seconds please!” Chinatsu-chan said with a big smile, lifting her empty plate.
Sitting beside me, she had already finished a large portion of rice—prepared by Yawashi-kun—and now she was asking for her third plate. Honestly, on weekdays, we shouldn’t be having such a relaxed breakfast.
”After all, it makes you hungry, right?” Chinatsu-chan said cheerfully, brushing her hair back. “Because Takumi-kun turned into a beast last night and kept me up until morning, I’m still trembling a little inside♡”
Ah, Chinatsu-chan, wait. Please don’t say things like that in front of everyone. Look—Mido-kun and the other guys are glaring at me like I’m their enemy.
”Um, Takumi… did Asakura-san just say something we’re not supposed to hear?” Shirada-kun asked, looking stiff.
”She definitely did,” Nakamura-kun muttered while sighing. “I’ve become part of the club too. Hikari-chan, Takumi-kun’s… well, let’s say his stamina is insane. You better brace yourself for tonight. Rira-chan and Haruka-chan too.”
The three girls who were suddenly exposed as having lost their virginity blushed so hard their ears turned red. Meanwhile, the boys across the table looked as pale as ghosts.
”There’s no fairness left in this world…” Hatsujou-kun mumbled, holding his head.
”Harems won’t be popular anymore, Takumi,” Shirada-kun said with a flat tone. “This is the era of pure love. I advise you not to be greedy and just let me have Rira-chan’s big chest.”
”Um… My breasts are only for Takumi-kun…” Rira-chan said softly, twiddling her fingers. “Of course, if I get pregnant, that might change things…”
”Stay strong, Shirada,” Nakamura-kun said, patting his shoulder. “My real concern is Aria-san. So far, I’m still safe.”
”Idiot, face the truth,” Hatsujou-kun said coldly. “Do you really think Aria-san would go to anyone other than Takumi in this situation?”
”Damn it… Damn it all…” Shirada-kun groaned, clenching his fists. “To monopolize the three biggest chests in class… That kind of tyranny shouldn’t be allowed!”
I finally understood. Those three—Nakamura-kun, Shirada-kun, and Hatsujou-kun, the so-called “Old Man Trio”—they should just go to a brōtḥel and spend time with as many big-breasted ladies as they like.
By the way, the “Three Big Breasts” refer to Rira-chan (overwhelming J-cup), Aria-chan (unknown size, super rockets), and Hikari-chan (soft H-cup).
”Everyone, just give up already,” Mido-kun said quietly. “Just go to the brōtḥel.”
”Unlike the three fools from the Fourth Division,” I noted mentally, “Yawashi-kun remains calm. The quiet bond between him and Takada Honoka-chan must mean something. He hasn’t tried to curry favor with me like the others either.”
”Alright, enough nonsense,” Haruka-chan said, rising from her seat. “Let’s head to the labyrinth, shall we?”
As the leader of the Third Division—and practically the entire exploration team—Date Haruka-chan took command. Today’s goal was to test the combat ability of the Agilaus Staff that Haruka-chan would wield. Though she could use chant magic, she had been struggling to control the inefficient ritual-type. This was her long-awaited chance. Once she proved its power, we’d need to reorganize the party.
”Chisame,” Chinatsu-chan said with a smile, resting a hand on her sword, “I’ll let you drink lots of blood again today. Maybe I should’ve let you taste my first-time blood too.”
”Uh, no thanks,” I said quickly, shaking my head. “Bringing a cursed sword to a virginity-loss scene is way too terrifying, please don’t.”
Chinatsu-chan now gripped her sword tightly, clearly ready to kill. What scared me more was Haruka-chan. Even though she used to be serious and helped manage the class with me, she now carried the same ominous vibe as Chinatsu-chan. That alone made my heart sink.
Still feeling uneasy, I watched them head out… and by evening, I would find out my worries weren’t just in my head.
* * *
By the time the sun had set, Haruka-chan and Chinatsu-chan came back from the labyrinth in high spirits. The others followed behind them with faces that showed a mix of shock and fear.
”…Hey, Takumi-kun,” Kurumi-chan whispered, walking beside me. “I think we don’t need to go anymore…”
”Yeah… I think so too,” Mido-kun muttered from behind. “It was hell—not for us, but for the monsters and the labyrinth…”
The air around them felt heavy as everyone let out exhausted sighs.
”Ah, yeah… Haruka-chan kind of went all-out,” I said with a weak smile.
”‘Went all-out’?” Kurumi-chan repeated sharply, her eyes narrowing. “Are you trying to say she massacre’d the entire place?”
”Uh, well…” I started, raising my hands.
”You’re insane,” she snapped. “The other adventurers and government soldiers were running for their lives. ‘Haha, this is fun! So fun!’ she yelled, while firing huge spells like she was at a festival. And that monster house incident? Totally against the rules.”
”Yeah,” Mido-kun added grimly. “Usually, fights start after both sides see each other, right? But she summoned meteorites from every angle before the monsters could even react. It was like crashing a truck into a building in an FPS game.”
Even imagining it gave me chills. That went on for two days straight. On top of that, other adventurers had to flee, and there was collateral damage. This kind of situation shouldn’t happen… and the government can’t find out about our current strength.
”Our job was just to pick up the scattered magic stones after Haruka-chan went wild,” Kurumi-chan said, shaking her head. “Unlike Chinatsu, we even had to clean up the rubble.”
It felt like we had just recycled the same conversation from the day before and patched in new details.
”Anyway, those two are too dangerous in the middle layer,” Mido-kun muttered. “We’re reorganizing the party starting tomorrow.”
Still, Haruka-chan looked completely unbothered. With a dreamy expression, she leaned her cheek against the Agilaus Staff, smiling in bliss. She didn’t speak a word to us.
Haruka-chan… you’re going to be the last one to lose your virginity with me. Don’t graduate until you’ve made peace with that staff of yours…
That night, Hikari-chan came to my room. She was dressed in a soft corset, her cheeks pink, ready to give herself to me.
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Notes:
• Chinatsu-chan – Hikari’s party. Frustrated, jokes about prostitution.
• Chinatsu – Hikari’s party. Frustrated, jokes about prostitution.
• Mido-kun – 4th Army leader. Optimistic, cooperative.
• Takada Honoka – 5th Army. Identifies edible herbs, works with Yawashi.
• Shirada-kun – One of the ‘Old Man Trio,’ appeared as frustrated individuals, jokingly advised by MC to visit a brothel.
• Nakamura-kun – One of the ‘Old Man Trio,’ appeared as frustrated individuals, jokingly advised by MC to visit a brothel.
• Hikari-chan – 4th Division leader. Stressed, relies on Takumi.
• Haruka-chan – 3rd Division leader. Aspires to be Takumi’s GF.
• Nakamura – Nakamura Ichiro. An A-class member of the 4th Division, fiercely loyal and willing to die for Aria-chan.
• Hikari – 4th Division leader. Stressed, relies on Takumi.
• Haruka – 3rd Division leader. Aspires to be Takumi’s GF.
• Hatsujou-kun – One of the ‘Old Man Trio,’ appeared as frustrated individuals, jokingly advised by MC to visit a brothel.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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