Chapter 180 Rhapsody of Glory ③
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
Tester Life – Day 67, Night. 1st Floor Plaza. Yusa Hayato, Soccer Club Party Leader, ‘White Knight’ Guild.
”Alright, boys! Time to get our daily pako-pako time¹ started!”
”””””Hell yeah!”””””
Returning from exploration and picking up a partition at the edge of the large plaza, I gave the shout, and the soccer club guys all grinned back. I’m not gonna lie, when that guard glared us down, I just about lost it. We bailed immediately and bought these partitions the very next day. I wasn’t about to have some monster-level Kobold sicked on my ass.
Besides, it’s not like anyone could focus with Tsukigase, Nijuuki, or Karen’s crew watching us anyway. We needed the partitions. I’d actually forgotten they were around since we rarely see them lately. Since then, every guild’s been buying partitions or just doing their gang-bangs inside the dungeon. I guess everyone’s a little self-conscious about their classmates seeing them in action. Makes sense. Though, honestly, ever since the ‘Wall-Butt’² got restricted, we’ve all been so blinded by thirst we stopped caring who was looking.
While we were setting everything up, Coach Hasebe showed up with a gorgeous blonde in some seriously s*xy lingerie.
”Yo! You guys got room for one more?”
”Coach! If you’re bringing Cecil-san, you’re always welcome.”
”Thanks. I couldn’t take any more of Miyata-sensei’s freak show.”
”Ugh, the scat stuff? Yeah, just hearing about it gives us the creeps.”
Miyata, the math teacher, is a total degenerate. He’s always ordering the Soul-less Dolls³ to defecate while he watches. Everyone avoids him like the plague. I mean, don’t do that shit in the middle of the plaza, man.
Teachers like Oida or Kume usually just look bored, finish their business, and head back to their rooms, but Miyata is relentless. I heard he’s even been stalking the Coach, trying to get him to lend out his dolls. Anyway, the Coach joins us every day now. Our club has the most Soul-less Dolls in the entire guild – ten of them, to be exact. Out of eighteen members, ten of us have our own. Compare that to the rest of the guild; only about eight out of the other thirty-six members actually own one. Most groups only have two or three dolls per ten students.
We owe all that success to those Magic-style Pink Rotors and the Coach’s s*xual technique instruction. Because we have so many, we’ve flat-out refused to share our dolls with the rest of the guild. The other members bitch and moan about it, but our expenses are too high. It’s not fair for them to just reap the benefits. Plus, there’s Miyata to worry about, and some of the other guys are getting way too attached to their dolls – like, weirdly dependent.
The Coach gave us one solid rule: don’t get caught cuckolding anyone. He was dead serious about it, too. I bet he got burned in the past, ’cause his eyes were stone-cold when he told us. So, we don’t touch the dolls of guys who look like they’re gonna cry or stare with pure hatred while their girls get used. We’ve got enough dolls within the club to keep us satisfied anyway.
Our guys don’t get attached. We’re all about variety – we want to try everything. Even the freshmen have picked up that mindset. We all pool our dolls together so everyone gets a taste of something different. The fan favorite is definitely the Coach’s doll, Cecil-san. Between the Coach’s training and the fact that she was a pro before she died, her skills are on a whole different level. Sure, she isn’t as tight as a Wall-Butt, but s*x isn’t just about the fit. You won’t find hip-work or tongue-play like hers in any wall.
So, whenever the Coach shows up, the guys lose it. It’s a literal scramble to see who gets Cecil-san first.
”Alright, everything’s set. Some of the guys aren’t back yet, but let’s get started and clear our heads. And don’t forget the rubbers, you morons.”
With the partitions up, I told everyone to wrap it up before they headed to their favorite doll. For some reason, the Shop sells condoms that are already out of the box. 200 DP for a ten-pack. I’m not about to stick my d**k into a hole dripping with some other guy’s leftover semen. Plus, I don’t trust some freshman who was a virgin until he found a Wall-Butt to know how to pull out in time. I’m not catching anything. The Coach said STDs in this world are a nightmare, and I’m not trying to find out if a Potion can fix a burning d**k. Luckily, these rubbers are ultra-thin.
”Ogata and the other freshmen are still out, huh? They better hurry back. I’ve been eyeing his doll all day.”
”Oh, Myra-san? Yeah, her curves are insane.”
”Alright! Rock-paper-scissors for who gets to plug Cecil-san first!”
”I’m gonna start with her legendary head-game.”
”Me too! Get in line!”
The guys swarmed Cecil-san immediately. The Coach was already balls-deep in my doll, Ria. She’s a blonde, looks about high school age – exactly the Coach’s type. Honestly, I’d trade her for Cecil permanently if I could. I picked out one of the more mature-looking dolls and got to work.
By the time I was on my third round, Ogata and the freshman party finally showed up. They were quite late.
”Damn, you guys started without us!”
”And here we were, busting our asses gathering intel ssu…”
”Yo, you’re late,” I grunted, slamming my hips into a thick-assed doll. “What’s the word?”
”Ugh, I need to get laid so bad ssu… but listen, the ‘Glory’ guild is acting weird ssu.”
”Weird? Now that you mention it, I haven’t seen those guys come back yet.”
They usually hang out near the spring. Lately, one of their guys who used to cry all the time has been walking around with this creepy, blank look – like a Noh mask. It’s unsettling.
”What’s the deal?” The Coach chimed in, walking over completely naked. His junk is as massive as ever. “I saw Manda’s crew on the 4th floor this evening. They were asking everyone if they’d seen Koyama’s party.”
”That’s the thing ssu,” Ogata said. “When we were leaving the 4th floor, we saw Manda-senpai and a huge group from Glory talking near the Teleportation array.”
”Manda? They were probably just having a pity party because they can’t find the shut-ins,” the Coach shrugged.
”That was my guess too,” I added.
They got their asses handed to them last time, so they were probably planning a revenge hit. I’m glad we played it safe and didn’t take things too far. We could’ve ended up in deep shit like Manda. Besides, we only did that ‘train’ stunt because the Coach asked us to. We weren’t out there extorting people or pushing them to the brink like Arashiyama or Manda. We kept it to pranks where the Coach could step in if things got hairy.
”It didn’t look like a meeting, though ssu,” Ogata insisted.
Apparently, it wasn’t a failed mission debrief. Ogata told us that after the meeting, most of the group hopped on the Teleportation array and vanished, leaving just a few guys behind. But when Ogata’s crew tried to head back to the 1st floor, Manda and the others weren’t in the arrival room. There was only one guy there, and he wasn’t leaving – he was just standing there, guarding the array. Sensing something was up, they waited. Eventually, another Glory member showed up, whispered something to the guard, and they both vanished back into the array together.
”Okay, that is sketchy.”
”Very sketchy,” the Coach agreed.
I decided this was more important than finishing my round. I pulled out of the doll and shared a look with the Coach. Two naked guys, totally serious.
If they weren’t in the 1st-floor teleport room, it meant Manda and the Glory crew were holed up on a different floor entirely. They’re up to something big.
”Right ssu?! I’m thinking they found the Guardian Room!”
”Exactly! And they’re probably trying to stealth-clear it in the middle of the night!”
”Damn. That actually makes sense.”
That explains why none of the Glory members have come back. If they were just ganging up on the shut-ins, they’d do it in the teleport room. There’d be no reason to hide on another floor. Nobody cares about those shut-ins anyway, and nobody’s gonna stop Manda from getting his revenge. It’s a free-for-all. The guy left in the teleport room was probably a lookout, making sure no stray guild members accidentally went back to their rooms and missed the memo.
Which meant…
”If we tail Manda’s crew on the 4th floor, they’ll lead us straight to the Guardian. Good work, Ogata.”
”Right ssu?! Let’s go, Captain! We need that Wall-Butt ban lifted ssu!”
”Let’s move! If we lose them, we’re screwed!”
”Easy, boys,” the Coach held up a hand. “If we all go, we’ll stick out like a sore thumb. Right, Yusa?”
”Yeah. I’m good for now anyway,” I said, wiping myself off. “I’ll take five guys. Ogata, you stay here and get your rocks off. You can use Ria, too – just make sure she gets back to my room when you’re done.”
The guys were buzzing. The idea of finding the Guardian had everyone’s blood pumping. We geared back up and slipped toward the teleportation room. Everyone else in the plaza was too busy with their dolls to notice us moving.
Heh. You losers can stay here and rot with your dolls. We’re gonna be the ones who get the ‘Wall-Butt’ back.
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Summary:
The soccer club members gather in the 1st-floor plaza for group activities with their Soul-less Dolls behind partitions. They discuss the repulsive behavior of a faculty member and their guild’s dominance in doll ownership. The chapter shifts focus when freshmen bring news of the ‘Glory’ guild’s suspicious movements, leading the soccer club to believe a Guardian Room has been discovered.
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Trivia:
- The use of partitions was a direct response to a guard’s threat in a previous chapter.
- The ‘Wall-Butt’ feature is currently restricted, driving the characters’ motivation to clear the dungeon.
- Coach Hasebe is explicitly plotting to take over the guild from the shadows.
- A ‘Noh mask’ expression on a Glory guild member hints at psychological trauma or personality loss
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Character Insight:
Yusa shows a mix of hedonism and tactical leadership, willing to drop his immediate gratification for a chance at a strategic advantage (clearing the Guardian).
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Behind the Scenes:
The author notes that this ‘Rhapsody of Glory’ arc will continue until Part 6 and asks readers not to make overly specific plot predictions in the comments.
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TL Notes:
Notes:
• Yusa – Captain of the soccer club. Student. A playboy who prefers older women.
• Karen – An international student from America who often runs to school late with bread in her mouth. Considered a ‘main target’ by the protagonist. Voice acting major, huge breasts, same height as Sana.
• Hasebe – Soccer club coach described as a playboy. Uses a spear. Former professional soccer striker who played for overseas clubs a decade ago. Divorced with children. Currently working as a teacher/coach in the dungeon. 32 years old.
• Cecil – Soul-less Doll belonging to Hasebe. Described as a blonde beauty of college age. Former prostitute. Currently unresponsive.
• Miyata – Mathematics teacher who uses a spear. Described as having noticeable dandruff.
• Kume – An English teacher, suspicious of Sanada. Slicked-back hair, wears a shady expression.
• Oida – A PE teacher with a large build and a plain, non-intimidating face. He was formerly an Olympic developmental athlete for Judo. He uses a greatsword in the dungeon and wears tattered jerseys.
• Ogata – A freshman (first-year student) and a member of the Soccer Club within the ‘White Knight’ guild. Yusa Hayato’s member.
• Rock – A male Kobold summoned from a Magic Sealing Crystal. He has grey fur, round eyes, and a face resembling a Shiba Inu. He wears a leather jacket and a pilot’s cap
• Ria – Blonde soulless doll of Yusa Hayato, the soccer club party leader. High school age.
• Koyama – Koyama Sanjuro. A 3rd‑year Animation Department student and the underdogs’ de facto frontliner, Sanjuro masks his fear with grand speeches and humor, leading his group through dungeon nights with reckless courage and nerdy flair.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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