Chapter 27 Celebration
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
…… Ninth day of my life as a tester. Test Dungeon¹, Floor 1, Teleportation Room. Sanada Yakumo.
”Hm?”
Having conquered the Kobold Leader²—the 3rd-floor guardian—and completed a reconnaissance of the 4th floor, I stepped out of the teleportation circle back on the 1st floor to find a group of familiar students waiting.
They were from the Battle Sports Club³, if memory served.
It appeared they were the ones to follow in my wake and reach the 2nd floor. The students looked stunned to see me materialize in the teleportation circle, their expressions quickly shifting into a sort of begrudging understanding.
As I surveyed the group, their reactions were a mixed bag: some averted their gaze, one ducked behind a comrade, another frantically hid a weapon, and one simply stared at me with unwavering intensity.
Suppressing a wry smile, I moved to walk past them as I usually did. However, the student with the hawk-like eyes—the one who’d been staring—handed his spear to the peer beside him, stepped forward, and called out to me.
”Excuse me, Guard. May I have a moment of your time?”
His voice wavered slightly, but his fists were clenched tight and his gaze was fixed firmly on me.
Ho.
”Do you need something?”
Intrigued by the sheer willpower burning in his eyes, I came to a halt to hear him out.
”I am Yuki, a third-year and the chairperson of the Battle Sports Club. Could you… would you mind telling us how far you’ve progressed?”
”The 4th floor,” I replied.
””!?””
At my answer, it wasn’t just Yuki—every student in the vicinity wore a mask of pure astonishment.
”S-Solo? You’ve already made it that far…” Yuki managed to squeeze out, clearly unable to mask his agitation.
”I’ve got plenty of confidence in my combat abilities. After all, I’m apparently known as that ‘violent bastard’ around here.”
When I threw back the very words they’d been whispering on day one, several faces turned ashen. Yuki immediately scrambled to offer an explanation.
”M-My deepest apologies! It’s just… we’ve heard all sorts of rumors, like the business with the Kickboxing Club.”
”Heh heh heh. Relax, I’m joking. I don’t actually give a damn. As for those kickboxing punks, I just happened to catch them during my patrol giving the underclassmen excessive ‘training’ under the guise of sparring. I simply reminded them that there’s always a bigger fish.”
”So that was the truth of it… It seems we were misled by mere rumors. I am truly sorry,” Yuki said.
Hmm, quite the polite young man. Usually, the types in martial arts circles who are proud of their strength tend to be insufferable brats.
”Don’t sweat it. By the way, I heard the Battle Sports Club has a national champion in its ranks?”
”Ah, yes. That would be me. In the individual spear category.”
”So it was you. Congratulations on the win. I heard that achievement is why you’re being promoted to a full club next year. It’s good to see your skills actually paying off.”
”Yes… thank you,” Yuki replied, his expression becoming complicated.
Well, being abducted to a place like this and forced into life-or-death combat doesn’t exactly make you jump for joy about your skills being ‘useful.’ Unlike me, whose motivation is through the roof at the prospect of turning the girls and female teachers I see every day into my personal s*x slaves.
As I was lost in those thoughts, Yuki seemed to steel his resolve and spoke up once more.
”Um! Can we actually make a decent living if we reach the 3rd or 4th floors!?”
”Hm? Ah, yeah. Kobolds start showing up on the 3rd floor, and their Magic Stones⁴ go for 90 DP⁵ a pop.”
”90 DP!?”
Naturally, they were floored. It was triple the value, after all.
”That’s right. So give it your best shot. See ya.”
As I turned to take my leave, Yuki frantically called out yet again.
”W-Wait! Forgive me for asking something so bizarre, but… Guard, do you prefer small breasts or a massive rack?”
”Huh?”
I was so blindsided by the sudden shift to lewd talk from a guy who seemed so wholesome that a completely flat sound escaped me. What is this kid suddenly on about?
”Ah, no… just… I’d appreciate the information for, uh, reference,” Yuki said, his face flushing crimson despite his dead-serious expression.
I let out a heavy sigh at the sight of him.
”Haa… I haven’t the faintest idea what you plan to do with my preferences, but… I’m a big-tits and big-ass man.”
I can handle a petite chest, but if I had the choice, I’d pick the girl with the heavy assets every single time, even if her face wasn’t quite as pretty.
”I-I see!” Yuki said, looking immensely relieved. The other club members around him seemed to relax as well.
What? Is the Battle Sports Club some kind of Big Breast Appreciation Society? Are they relieved to have found a kindred spirit? Something felt off, but whatever.
”Is that all? Then I’m going home.”
”Y-Yes. Thank you so much for the information!” Yuki bowed deeply.
Hmph…
”Oh, right. The 2nd-floor guardian is a Horn Rabbit⁶—its ears are like blades. Once you pass through the narrow corridor where you have to go single-file and enter the small plaza, it’ll launch a three-dimensional assault. Keep your shields up and stay sharp when you step inside.”
I’d noticed a few of them were carrying wooden shields. As long as they didn’t get careless, they should be able to manage.
”Ah… YES! We’re grateful for the intel!”
””Thank you very much!””
”Consider it a victory celebration,” I told the bowing group as I walked past, opened the automatic stone door, and exited the teleportation room.
* * *
Leaving the teleportation room, I headed down a side path.
I hadn’t actually intended to give them any free information. However, Yuki’s desperate eyes and the fact that he didn’t lazily ask for the location of the boss room put me in a good mood. Though that final question did make me tilt my head in confusion.
Well, I’m already on the 4th floor. Even if they break through the 1st floor boss, that double stone wall on the 2nd floor is a nightmare to find. They won’t be catching up anytime soon.
Reassuring myself with that thought, I made my way toward the dungeon exit.
* * *
Upon returning to My Room, I shed my gear and hopped in the shower.
I opened the Shop to buy a cold soda and noticed the notification bell was blinking. Next to it was the number ‘1.’ I bought the drink first and opened the message while I sipped.
<A reward of 40,000 DP (1/1) has been granted for the first-time subjugation of the 3rd-floor guardian. Would you like to accept? (Yes/No)>
”So it really does increase by 10,000 DP for every floor.”
That meant the next clear would net me 50,000 DP. Roughly equal to three days of my current grind. Not a bad haul at all.
Next, I moved on to exchanging the Magic Stones.
(226 F+ Magic Stones will yield 20,340 DP. Proceed? Yes/No)
”Whoa, over 20,000! My daily take has finally reached the 200,000 yen mark.”
The 4th floor I’d scouted had two monsters jump me right out of the gate. If I push deeper, I might see four appearing simultaneously. Could I realistically aim for 300,000 yen a day? No, combat time would likely stretch out, so maybe not quite that much.
Next, I exchanged the Magic Stone from the 3rd-floor guardian, the Kobold Leader. It was listed as a single E-rank Magic Stone for 200 DP.
”I guess that’s about right.”
But as I move forward, those kinds of monsters will eventually start appearing as regular mobs. When that happens, I might start earning more than double my current rate.
I finished up by cashing in the copper coins, bringing my total balance to just over 190,000. Finally, I’ve saved enough that I could almost buy a 5th-class slave. And in less than ten days. For a six-person party of other students, that would have taken three months.
That said, I have no intention of settling for a 5th-class. If I keep pushing and E-rank monsters become the standard, I might be able to afford a 1st-class slave much sooner than I expected.
At that thought, a throb pulsed through my crotch. The son I had just calmed in the shower was getting lively again.
I told him to wait just a little longer, as per usual, and ate first. Tonight’s dinner set was beef tongue, barley rice, and grated yam. Since it was a personal favorite, I ended up polishing off three sets’ worth.
It felt unusually decadent today, I thought while resting. Afterward, I stood before the Magic Crystal⁷ and summoned the wall-hole.
Instead of the Noble Succubus⁸ for the fourth day running, a girl around high school age whom I’d handled before appeared. Last time she seemed green, but this time she was swaying her hips of her own accord, so I took her more aggressively than before.
She seemed to love it, hitting her peak multiple times. After finishing twice, my time ran out. I called for a second, and a quiet-looking middle school loli appeared.
Seeing the look of pure anticipation on her face via the spatial display, I got the message. I opened the manga I’d been reading before the time cut me off on my day off and spread it out in front of the display for her. Once I reached a natural stopping point, she looked satisfied and coiled her tail around my rod.
She was incredibly sensitive that night; she reached her peak countless times even though I only finished once due to the time limit.
I watched the loli fade away, her tail wagging in high spirits. I was starting to feel like having some truly intense s*x, so I called the wall-hole again, and the masochistic succubus appeared. I was pleased she showed up at such a perfect moment.
I stood behind her holding only a kokeshi doll to tease her. She shook her breasts from side to side, signaling a clear “No.”
Chuckling at her, I went to fetch the clothespins, and she shook her rear as if to confirm I’d found the right answer. After setting the props just the way she liked, I called her a greedy little slut while spanking her and engaging in a heavy session, finishing twice.
Finally, wondering who the closer would be, the Noble Succubus made her entrance. I asked if she’d come last because she was shy about being the first one four days in a row. It must have hit the mark, as she turned bright red from her butt all the way up to her chest.
She was so adorable that I thrust into her without any foreplay. Since it was my sixth round, I lasted over five minutes before letting go.
After that, I brought her to her peak with caresses before thrusting and finishing again. After going eight rounds total, the time expired and she vanished. Next time, I think I’ll stick to foreplay only at the very start and focus on making her reach her peak from the inside.
With those thoughts drifting through my mind, I mopped up the floor—now a lake of fluids—with a rag, took a shower, and fell into a deep sleep.
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Summary:
Yakumo encounters the Battle Sports Club at the teleportation room and reveals he has reached the 4th floor, shocking them. He provides tactical advice on the 2nd-floor boss as a ‘celebration’ for their club status and answers a bizarre question about his breast preferences. Back in his room, he collects a 40,000 DP reward for defeating the 3rd-floor guardian and realizes he is close to buying a high-rank slave. The night concludes with his usual routine of summoning various succubus through the wall-hole for s*xual relief.
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Character Insight:
Yakumo shows a surprising streak of mentorship toward the Battle Sports Club, likely due to Yuki’s sincerity and lack of entitlement. Despite his self-proclaimed ‘violent’ nature and hedonistic goals, he respects disciplined effort. Meanwhile, the Noble Succubus shows signs of developing a personal ‘crush’ or self-consciousness regarding their frequent encounters, shifting her from a mere service provider to a character with personal feelings.
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Behind the Scene:
The author uses the ‘breast preference’ question as a comedic beat to bridge the gap between the serious dungeon progression and the story’s erotic themes. The specific mention of ‘beef tongue and barley rice’ is a common luxury meal in Japan (Gyutan), emphasizing Yakumo’s rising standard of living.
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Notes:
• Yakumo – A 25-year-old human male. He has facial scars, stab wounds, and gunshot scars from his time in a war zone. He works as a school guard.
• Yuki – A third-year high school student and leader of the Battle Sports Club. He is a national champion in medieval-style combat using swords and spears. He has a severe sister complex. He has hawk-like eyes and a polite but determined demeanor.
• Noble Succubus – A new ‘Wall-Butt’ succubus with long white hair, a high-class appearance resembling a high school student, and large breasts. She is currently trapped in a wall-style display for slave purchase.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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