Chapter 24 The Ban of the Devil’s Stick꞉ An Erotic Confrontation
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
”I heard you were selling the ‘Devil’s Stick’ here. Shopkeeper, do you know anything about that, dear-r-r-r-e?♡”
Mother Marian, who had only been radiating s*x appeal until that moment, narrowed her eyes and glared at me as she spoke. A chill ran down my spine, and I saw Tania’s hand instinctively reach behind her, searching for her bow. But her weapon was stashed in the back living area. She scowled, clearly frustrated, and instead began gathering her magic power.
Marian glanced at Tania. Although a fight didn’t break out, I could feel some kind of power rising within her, too. Was this the rumored ‘God’s Miracle’? I remembered that the Church of Demon-Subjugation was originally a martial group dedicated to repelling demons.
But I was in the middle of my shady shop owner roleplay. A suspicious vendor is supposed to have old tricks up his sleeve and know how to handle himself. Well, I’m just a failed adventurer, maybe a little more used to injury than the average person. Still, I couldn’t afford to crumble under this kind of pressure.
”No idea what you’re talking about. If you mean a rod-shaped magic tool, that’d be a staff, but we don’t carry anything by that name,” I retorted, trying to sound unbothered.
”Nfuh♡ Still trying to play dumb, are you? But we’ve already done our own investigating, you know.”
As she spoke, Marian pulled a familiar-looking magic tool from her habit. No doubt about it—it was the ‘Tremble-D**do-Buddy’, our signature product these past few weeks. She gripped it in one hand and stroked the gl*ns end with the other. Her movements were practiced and looked completely natural.
”A d**do, you say? What’s the big idea, pulling out something so vulgar? If you want me to use it on you, I might consider it,” I teased.
”Don’t be ridiculous, dear-r-r-r-e. This is something one of my Sisters was hiding. I don’t actually mind that part; one or two d**dos for her training is practically a nun’s hobby.”
My entire concept of what a Sister was supposed to be collapsed. I hadn’t doubted Lily’s words, but it seemed the Church of Demon-Subjugation really did engage in lewd training. And from the sound of it, the ‘training’ had been progressing well. So why the hostility? I still couldn’t figure out her true intentions.
”But this girl, she said that this ‘Devil’s Stick’ was bought right here at this shop. Lying goes against the teachings of God, so she wouldn’t lie. How about it? Still planning to deny it, dear-r-r-r-e?♡”
Hmm, what should I do? I could just tell her the truth, but I couldn’t gauge her real objective. More importantly, I had a compelling reason not to talk easily. It didn’t matter who the opponent was; if they wanted to discuss adult magic tools here, they had to play by our rules.
”I see… So, Mother Marian, did you happen to hear anything else from that Sister?”
”Anything else? What are you talking about?” she asked, looking confused.
”Something like, what did that Sister call that ‘stick’? And how exactly did she get her hands on it?”
”Nfuh♡ Oh, why would you care about that? You didn’t look surprised when you saw it, so you admit it’s your product now, don’t you?”
”I didn’t say that. I just said if you told me its real name, I might recall something,” I corrected her.
”Hmph? Is that what this is all about…♡?”
Hearing my words, Marian’s eyes softened slightly, turning a faint pink at the corners as she licked her lips. The previously tense atmosphere was washed away, replaced by returning sensuality. Yes, I felt a man’s duty to make this woman say those words. I embraced that strange mission.
”Kento, I think I understand your s*xual quirks, but this is a sickness at this point…” Tania muttered, her eyes narrowed in exasperation.
She hadn’t entirely let down her guard yet, but the tension was visibly gone. Sorry, but a man has to do what a man has to do.
”Now, let me ask you again. What exactly was it you wanted to know from me?” I pressed, leaning forward.
”Very well. Then I’ll ask you again, dear-r-r-r-e…♡ Is it true that you’re selling this, the ‘Tremble-D**do-Buddy,’ here, dear-r-r-r-e?♡”
As she spoke the product name, she went one step further: she whispered the crucial parts—the D*-*-do-kun—in a wet, breathy voice that sounded drenched in arousal.
”Kukuku… Much obliged!”
Highly satisfied by the words of the obscenely erotic Mother Marian, I agreed to give her the information. It was the great victory, or perhaps the great defeat, of my lecherous heart.
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”Yes, that’s our product. Just earlier, a girl who looked like one of your Sisters bought five of them.”
”Oh, really… Do you know her name, dear-r-r-r-e?”
”No name, but she was a young woman with light-blue hair.”
”I see, that must be Sister Amelia. I can’t believe even she has resorted to using the ‘Devil’s Stick’…”
”It’s the ‘Tremble-D**do-Buddy,’” I corrected her again. “She’s been coming in almost every day lately, buying a large number of products. d**dos, aph**disiacs, and lotions, too. She said they were for her seniors and friends.”
It felt a bit like ratting someone out, but since I’d gotten my price, I had to be honest. As I checked the ledger and gave her the purchase history, Marian placed a hand on her cheek, looking troubled. Sister Amelia was easy to spot in the records because her buying habits were so extravagant.
”Although that girl rarely spends her allowance, she definitely couldn’t afford all that alone. She must be collecting money from the other Sisters to buy them. Several other girls seem to be coming here, too.”
”They’re great customers for me, but what exactly is the problem?”
I asked, and Marian looked pained, once again stroking the tip of the D**do-Buddy. She then pushed the switch on the bottom, and the D**do-Buddy vibrated with a loud, buzzing VEEEEE!
”Simply put, this function is just too pleasurable, dear-r-r-r-e… When good quality d**dos and aph**disiacs began circulating, I was delighted that a skilled Magic Tool craftsman had appeared, but this… this is a no-go.”
”Does this relate to the ‘training’?”
”Yes. At first, I thought they were diligently pursuing their ‘training’. But with each passing day, I started hearing beastly groans from the Sisters’ rooms, and more and more of them started looking sleepy during the day. And finally, they all have bags under their eyes, doing it all night long, dear-r-r-r-e. Because many of them are so serious, they’re apparently trying to win against the pleasure of this ‘Tremble-D**do-Buddy’ by diligently pumping their pussies every night.”
As Marian explained, I imagined the Sisters falling instantly to pleasure while shouting, “I won’t lose to a D**do-Buddy!” night after night. It was a dreamy sight—or was it…? I couldn’t lie and say it didn’t appeal to me as a man, but from Marian’s perspective, managing the Sisters, it was a major headache, and it did seem a little too vulgar.
”Alright, I get your point. I want to say that’s your problem, but I guess it is an issue for you if this thing is circulating. So, what do you want me to do? Should I just contact you next time a Sister-type comes in and refuse the sale?”
”Hmm, that’s not quite enough, dear-r-r-r-e…”
I thought I had made a reasonable compromise, but Marian was unsatisfied. She put away her flirtatiousness, her eyes turning sharp and dangerous again, and she smiled ferociously, pulling up the corner of her mouth.
”A sales ban. In the name of the Church of Demon-Subjugation, I cannot permit the sale of the ‘Tremble-D**do-Buddy’ any further.”
”You scoundrel! We’ve been listening, but this is entirely your convenience! What reason does this shop have to back down?!” Tania snapped in fury, stepping forward to intercede for me.
An immense amount of magic power—enough for even a bottom-tier magic user like me to perceive—surged from her back. Marian wasn’t backing down either; a deep, resonant Z-W-O-O-O-H! of power, derived from the ‘God’s Miracle,’ was released, and the air between them visibly warped.
”Don’t misunderstand me, dear-r-r-r-e. The problem doesn’t stop at my convent. A pleasure so powerful it can defeat a Sister trained by the Church of Demon-Subjugation! Can you truly say that won’t have any negative impact on the common populace, hmm?”
”Th-That’s…!”
”This ‘Tremble-D**do-Buddy’ is just like a dangerous drug. Elf-san, surely you know about this? We’ve preserved the order of the human world since ancient times. It’s not just about the religious precepts; excessive pleasure leads to decadence. We know that well.”
Tania looked pained, her face contorted in regret, indicating that Marian’s words struck a chord with her Elven knowledge. I hadn’t expected a vibrator to elicit such an extreme reaction, but it was famous even in my previous world that a certain substance had once destroyed a country. In this world, where far more potent aph**disiacs exist, it might be inevitable that they would react sensitively to this kind of danger. …But still.
”…Is there truly no way around this? We’ve already invested a great deal of money and effort into its production. The sheer effort we poured into the development, the experimentation, the production, and the mass production…!”
”K-Kento…” Tania murmured, looking heartbroken.
”No, there’s no way around it, dear-r-r-r-e… Don’t take it the wrong way; I’m already being lenient. You can continue to sell all products other than the ‘Tremble-D**do-Buddy’ as usual. Well, I might have something to say if the situation changes, but that’s far gentler than being branded an ‘Enemy of God,’ wouldn’t you say?”
”……!”
”Enemy of God,” huh? With such an ominous phrase thrown out, neither Tania nor I could argue against Marian any longer. And so, our magic shop ‘Harvest’ was forced to end sales of the crucial ‘Tremble-D**do-Buddy,’ the product we had just set up for mass production, and had no choice but to adjust our business goals downward.
Damn it! What am I supposed to tell Lily?!
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Summary:
The confrontation between Kento, Tania, and the sensual Church representative, Mother Marian, reaches a climax. Kento is forced to give information after Marian uses the correct, explicit name of the ‘Tremble-D**do-Buddy’. Marian then reveals that the product is so powerfully pleasurable it’s causing the Sisters of the Church of Demon-Subjugation to lose sleep and abandon their religious ‘training.’ Despite Tania’s fierce magical defense, Marian uses the threat of societal decadence and being branded an ‘Enemy of God’ to force an immediate sales ban. Kento suffers a massive business defeat but avoids being shut down entirely.
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Character Insight:
Mother Marian is shown to be a powerful and pragmatic antagonist who uses her seductive charm as a tool, but who is fundamentally motivated by maintaining the social order and her organization’s discipline. Kento’s lecherous nature is his weakness, causing him to prioritize a dirty joke over the business threat. Tania’s Elven background is key, as she is forced to concede based on historical knowledge of social decadence.
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Behind the Scene:
This chapter establishes the political and religious boundaries of the world. It uses the absurd contrast of a church leader fighting over a vibrator to convey a serious threat. The defeat is not a magical one, but a socio-political and economic one, forcing the protagonist to face the real-world implications of his adult magic shop. The final line sets up the emotional conflict of the next chapter.
Notes:
• Marian – A ‘Mother’ and supervisor from the Church of Demon-Subjugation. Her appearance and demeanor defy the Church’s purported ‘chastity,’ instead she has wavy purple long hair, busty, black nun, tear mole under eye, and monroe walk. She has arrived with a clear purpose: to confront Kento about the ‘Devil’s Stick.
• Tania – An Elf adventurer who, despite her race’s reputation for low sex drive, is secretly quite passionate. She initially seemed ‘wasted’ (emotionally dry) to her friend Raika, but was easily introduced to the pleasure-items sold at ‘Harvest.’ She is easily embarrassed and attempts to maintain a dignified facade, despite her recent, frequent purchases. She wears practical but light armor over a simple cloth tunic and short pants, highlighting her grace and agility. Her primary relationship is one of friendly senior-junior with Raika.
• Lily – the sl*ve and primary experiment subject for the magic shop, ‘Harvest.’ She has striking pink hair, Blue eyes, medium breasts, which the Protagonist associates with being ‘wanton’. She has a working knowledge of magic, which she kept hidden from the slave trader.
• Kento – The owner of the magic tool shop ‘Harvest,’ which discretely sells adult goods. He’s a former overworked, ordinary salaryman from modern Japan who was suddenly transported (isekai’d) to this fantasy world. He has dark hair and an unremarkable appearance, typically wearing a plain, slightly suspicious-looking shop owner’s clothes looks like Kazuma Satou from certain series. He has a minimal amount of magic power, enough to craft his specialty items.
• Amelia – The Sister of the Church of Demon-Subjugating, who usually buys from Kento, has light blue hair.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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