Chapter 49 A Royal Patron’s Delight꞉ The Queen and the Forbidden Inventions
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
”Ahem, so what you meant by Muse-san preparing products for me was… was bringing dedications for Your Majesty, Cecile?” I clarified, trying to keep the nervous excitement out of my voice.
”Yes, of course, that was so you could present your offerings to Cecile-sama,” Muse answered, her voice soft and measured.
”InDdod,” Queen Cecile chimed in, her golden eyes flashing with a sharp, almost breathless enthusiasm. “I commanded you to ‘present’ them, but I’ll pay, if necessary. Just show me what good inventions you’ve got, at once. Don’t you worry, I won’t slaughter the goose that lays the golden eggs. I assure you of that.”
Your Majesty, looking slightly breathless, was telling me she wouldn’t steal the technology of my pre-sale goods. She meant to protect the rest of my inventory, just like she protected the Treme-Ddo-Buddy, which was a huge relief.
”Here, I’ll hand you this oath for now,” she declared, sliding a rolled parchment across the ornate desk. “The information I learn about your inventions won’t be used without your express permission. Whether I can shield you from the Church or your business rivals later on, well, that remains to be seen.”
It was essentially a patent from my old world. While it only bound Cecile Canaria as an individual and the palace staff right now, it was an incredibly valuable stamp of approval. If we had a stock market here and my shop was listed, the share price would surely be skyrocketing right now.
”Thank you so much, Your Majesty. I shall certainly present the items that will satisfy you completely!” I promised, bowing slightly.
”Good. I expect great things from you.” Cecile nodded, the command clear in her tone.
If the Queen was going to praise my products this much, I had to put my back into it. I started pulling items out of my satchel one after another. Potions, lotions, Ddo-Buddies, and vibrators—all the adult magic tools—began lining up on her luxurious royal desk.
Logically, this was an incredibly disrespectful act. Yet, neither the Queen, nor Muse the maid, nor Merluza the Captain of the Royal Guard, made any move to stop me. All three were staring at the products with undisguised curiosity.
It was a truly perverse experience to be demonstrating my adult magic tools to three mature women, all of whom were stunningly beautiful. They all looked like they could casually murder two or three people, and they held power, authority, and military might, but that only added a certain, spicy flavor to the whole thing. I could feel some strange pleasure chemicals bubbling up in my brain.
”Do you need me to explain the products you already own?” I inquired.
”No, I don’t think so,” the Queen mused. “I’ve had Muse buy as many as she could, so I’m familiar with most. I’ll ask about anything that piques my interest.”
”Then how about this one?” I offered, pulling out a novelty. “It’s a special item that’s rarely sold.”
”Hmph, it looks like a regular Ddo-Buddy from here…” Cecile scoffed, then grasped the object. “What—what is this?!” Her eyes went wide with surprise.
She took the item in both hands, squeezing it to test the texture, stroking it, and trying to bend it. While the bending was one thing, seeing the Queen’s elegantly tapered, upper-class hands handling a Ddo-Buddy was definitely doing things to my downstairs region.
”This one is called the ‘Rock-Hard Ddo-Buddy.’ As the name and feel suggest, we simply adjusted the material mix a little bit from the standard Ddo-Buddy to offer a much harder, more intense experience,” I explained.
”I see… is that so?” she breathed, intrigued.
”Frankly, it’s for extreme advanced users only, and we refrain from selling it routinely because it could be dangerous for novices. However, it’s highly popular with a small, devoted segment of my M-inclined customers.”
”Hmm, it certainly looks impressive, but I’m not terribly drawn to it myself…” Cecile confessed. “Still, since we’re here, I want you to elaborate on the material used for the standard Ddo-Buddy.”
Your Majesty kept tapping the Rock-Hard Ddo-Buddy against her palm with a pat-pat sound and used her thumb on the loop to simulate use, clearly imagining the sensation. Since it didn’t seem to excite her much, she shifted her interest to the material itself, holding the new item up against a regular Ddo-Buddy for comparison.
”Yes, that was one of the conditions for my protection, wasn’t it?” I confirmed. “The Ddo-Buddy series is fundamentally made by hardening Red Slime bodily fluid and Akanashi Tree sap using a Solidification Magic spell.”
”What…?” Cecile whispered. “Muse, the Red Slimes—they’re those creatures that just bounce around outside the Royal Capital, aren’t they?”
”Yes, Your Majesty. That is inDdod the Red Slime,” Muse affirmed. “The Akanashi Tree is a common wood found everywhere along the mountain range…”
”Once this meeting is over, notify the Court Magicians immediately. If this is true, they have been pursuing an utterly misplaced field of research!” the Queen proclaimed, her voice ringing out.
”Understood, Your Majesty. They might all pass out from the shock,” Muse sighed, ever the professional.
”If reproduction proves difficult, I’d be happy to invite you to my workshop,” I suggested. “You can dispatch a magic toolmaker—preferably a woman, if possible, to make things less awkward.”
”Hmph. I’ll consider it. I appreciate your cooperation,” Cecile replied, nodding a dismissal.
Muse-san also reached out to handle the Rock-Hard Ddo-Buddy, and suddenly, four hands were stroking the thing. Their touch was so sensual and captivating that I actually jumped a little, but the two women seemed completely unbothered by my reaction.
The Ddo-Buddy then found its way into the hands of Merluza-san, who had been curiously peering over the entire time. Her hands, large and rough for a woman’s, gently traced the surface. The slight flush on her face suggested she was Ddoply interested in the feel of it.
”Right, then. Shall we move on to the pre-sale items? This is the Npple Clamper,” I announced, placing the small device on the desk.
”Ah, that’s the item I heard about at your shop, isn’t it?” Muse immediately recalled.
”It is. I mentioned it to customers who bought multiple Tremble-Ddo-Buddies—a magic tool containing a miniature vibration mechanism. I can’t let my best customers waste their money, after all. We’re currently in the middle of asking the Church for sales approval, but it’s already up to saleable quality, guaranteed.”
Since I’d brought several, the three women each picked one up to examine. They opened and closed the clamp, pinched their fingers with it, and then discovered the slide switch for the vibration mechanism, which started a quiet, buzzing vvvvv sound.
”Oh, this is…!” Cecile exclaimed.
”Mmmh… it’s a very straightforward function, isn’t it…” Muse murmured, her eyes squeezed shut as the device stimulated her fingertips.
”I’d prefer if the clamping force was a little stronger, personally,” Merluza commented, her voice gruff and demanding.
I watched as the Queen, still sharp-eyed but with a sparkling curiosity, and Muse-san, who was closing her eyes from the stimulation of her fingers, and Merluza-san, who seemed to prefer stronger sensations—perhaps she had an M-inclination or was just built tough—all played with the devices. I couldn’t tell if I was imagining it, but they all seemed to start rubbing their thighs together, subtly, at the same time.
”Sell me three—no, four of these, for spares! This is undoubtedly a fine invention!” the Queen demanded, her voice rising in pitch.
”N-No, Your Majesty, I can’t sell them until the Church has made its decision. I can probably hand them over, but…” I stammered, trying to hold the line.
”Ugh! That blasted Church! I am once again filled with loathing for those zealots! I should have been able to get my hands on these much sooner!” Cecile fumed, puffing out a breath of frustration.
She snatched the Npple Clampers from Muse and Merluza’s hands and clutched them tightly to her chest. Muse-san and Merluza-san looked disappointed, then stared at me with expressions that clearly asked, “Do you have one for us, too?” I quickly gave them a knowing look and replied, “If you drop by the shop, I can hand them over to you.”
Your Majesty looked absolutely delighted and content. Well, if she’s this happy, it makes all the effort worthwhile, I mused.
Just as I was thinking this, the quiet click of the room’s door opening made all of us freeze instantly.
”Sister? Would you care to join me for tea… Oh! My apologies, are you entertaining a guest?”
There stood a truly darling young boy, around the age where his voice was just beginning to break. His innocent presence and the gold hair, the same color as the Queen’s, were dazzling to look at. Yes, “darling young boy” was the correct term. He was dressed in boy’s clothes, but his face was so beautiful and charming that he could be mistaken for a girl.
”R-Roland! I’m a little occupied right now, you see!”
The panicked Queen immediately set the Npple Clampers down on the desk, stood up quickly, rushed to the boy, and pulled him into a tight embrace. Then, she began steering him hurriedly out of the room.
”S-Sister, in front of a guest like this…! Also, I wanted to pay my respects—”
”It’s fine! He’s just a commoner! Not the kind of guest you need to bother introducing yourself to!”
Holding the flustered boy to her chest, Your Majesty quickly ushered him out of the room, as if trying to keep him far away from something dirty. Yeah, well, I guess you can’t exactly let a boy that age see the horrific scene of a royal desk covered with adult magic tools.
”Was that… who I think it was?” I asked Muse once the door had closed behind them.
”Yes, it was,” Muse-san confirmed, giving me the answer I expected. “That was Roland Canaria, the Prince of the Canaria Kingdom, and the confirmed future heir to the throne.”
That was the young man who was the very reason Queen Cecile ruled this country right now.
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Summary:
Queen Cecile and the shopkeeper discuss new adult magic tools like the Rock-Hard Ddo-Buddy and the Npple Clamper, solidifying their unique business partnership and the Queen’s loyalty. The atmosphere of suggestive fun is shattered when the Queen’s innocent younger brother, Prince Roland, walks in unannounced. Cecile scrambles to hide the inappropriate items, showing her fiercely protective side toward the heir.
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Character Insight:
The Queen’s excitement over the Npple Clamper is almost childlike, revealing a personal side hidden beneath her regal exterior. The Shopkeeper enjoys the perversity of the situation, showing his willingness to break any convention for profit and pleasure. Prince Roland’s innocence highlights the boundary-breaking nature of the adult magic goods in this world.
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Behind the Scene:
This chapter establishes the Queen’s formal protection of the shopkeeper’s inventions, which is a major plot point for future story arcs. The introduction of the ‘Rock-Hard Ddo-Buddy’ and ‘Npple Clamper’ expands the world’s inventory. The Prince’s appearance serves as a classic comedic device to break the tension and remind the characters of the world’s moral boundaries, which the Queen is willing to ignore for herself.
Notes:
• Cecile – A high-ranking, powerful woman in the capital who possesses the authority to regulate business and commerce, particularly concerning moral or public order issues. She is currently investigating Kento’s shop, ‘Harvest.’ Have long golden hair, elegant, and wearing expensive white dress with gold accesories.
• Muse – Cecile’s trusted attendant and chief maid, Muse handles sensitive, discreet tasks like espionage and product acquisition. Have sharp, black eyes, wearing maid uniform, and have expressionless face.
• Merluza – The Captain of the Royal Guard, a veteran soldier and Lion Beast-person. She testifies to the military necessity and effectiveness of the ‘Tremble Ddo-Buddy’ (which she calls ‘Bob’) for female beast-person soldiers, ensuring job performance isn’t compromised by ‘heat’. Have dull yellow hair, large feline ears, wearing armor, and large scar over the right eye.
• Roland – he younger brother of Queen Cecile and the heir apparent to the Canaria throne. Clean, golden-blonde hair, same color as the Queen, innocent, beautiful face that could be mistaken for a girl but dressed in a boy’s formal wear.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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