Chapter 535 The Super Ddo-Buddy Trade Zone ②
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
General Mamache appeared entirely unable to keep up with the explosive popularity of the adult magic circuits¹.
Everyone focused their attention on his remark, but the first to open her mouth, surprisingly, was Fati of the Uminari merchant guild.
”General, that is surely—”
”Now, now, wait, wait.”
However, before she could say anything, I decided to step in between them.
At first, I didn’t feel like she had that much attachment to our shop’s products, but to think she would be the very first to try and defend them, things have really changed.
It is a grateful thing, but I cannot take advantage of that kindness in this place.
Because, clearly, General Mamache did not seem to be a person who was merely stiff-necked.
”Hey, why are you stopping me?”
”Of course I’d stop you. I have not yet heard what it is that the General is perplexed about.”
The other faces present in this place—the guest from the Southern Continent, Nada-san; the female diplomat, Miss Schueri; and Rafuoro of the Yuunari merchant guild.
While everyone watched, I questioned the General, whose large back looked visually weighed down by his burdens.
”General, please do not pay it any mind. I myself have confidence in our shop’s products, but I also understand that there are those who cannot accept them. Rather, I would practically like to buy up that negative feedback of yours as room for future growth.”
”…Is that so? You are well-versed in our country’s history, then.”
”Eh?”
”…What, am I wrong? It is the exact same line used by a legendary merchant who appeared during the period when the southern trade was stagnating in our country. ‘Go buy up the opinions on why the product isn’t selling,’ he said.”
I see.
Although Sylvaol has now built a great position as a maritime nation, it seems they also had a period of immense hardship.
The background lore was certainly interesting, but right now the General had to take priority.
”I did not know that, but I am honored. I understand that intention very well. Your opinion holds great value for our shop going forward. By all means, won’t you let me hear it?”
”…It will not necessarily be a useful conversation, you know?”
”Even so, by all means.”
Saying that, I stared intently at the General.
Then, perhaps conveying that I was completely serious, he knitted his brows and fell into deep thought.
He was clearly trying to verbalize his own complex sensations.
”…First, what surprised me was that Lord Harvest’s products have been developed to this incredible extent. I am a military man, but at the same time, I am a man of Sylvaol. For there to be this many products means there is an equal amount of demand for them.”
”That is right. Although I cannot give concrete numbers, the demand is massive. The women of every country desire our shop’s products to an extent that surprises even me. To the point where, precisely, there are those who cross the open sea just to come here.”
When I glanced over, Schueri was in the middle of translating the conversation for Nada-san.
Nada-san finished listening to it and gave a small, knowing nod.
Seeing that, the General deepened the heavy wrinkle between his brows.
”…In a way, I intended to understand it as a basic outline of my assignment. The fact that I completely failed to grasp that reality might be what shocked me the most.”
They were words typical of a rugged, earnest military man.
It was completely unrelated, but every time he dropped his shoulders in defeat, his formal uniform groaned under the strain, making me worry the fabric might rip wide open.
Then, the General continued his story.
”…Actually, after receiving this assignment, I was consulted by a subordinate accompanying me. ‘My wife wants one of those magic circuits in question, but should I buy it for her?’ he asked.”
”…And how did you answer him?”
”…’Such a thing is entirely unnecessary. If you are a true man, you should satisfy her yourself,’ I said. …It must have been a grave mistake.”
The back of the General’s formal uniform made a loud, creaking sound.
Honestly, I was losing my mind worrying about his clothes, but right now was not the time for that.
In reality, how should I even comfort him?
I firmly believe our shop’s products do not steal a man’s role, but rather enrich a couple’s night life.
However, whether I could get a traditional soldier to understand that was another matter entirely.
”──But, if you say such foolish things, your wife will be ‘nudeyoru-ed’² by an ‘iwopo’³, you know?”
The one who spoke like that, mixing in the actual Southern Continent language, was of course Nada-san.
Looking at the troubled me and the completely dejected General, she looked as if she wanted to say, “I don’t even know what you two are losing your minds over.”
”Uhm…”
”…It translates to being cuckolded by succubi. However, this is heavily used as an idiom, meaning exactly ‘to be stolen away by a secret lover’ or ‘that the wife’s heart is drifting away entirely’…”
The one who translated the subtext for me was, of course, Schueri.
”Nudeyoru-ed” by an “iwopo”, huh.
I had ended up acquiring the exact type of linguistic knowledge I least wanted to learn in this world.
I became extremely disheartened by the vocabulary, but for General Mamache, it was far worse than simple discouragement.
”M-My wife is absolutely not that kind of woman! Even if you are the designated target of our Guards, a blatant insult is──”
”It is not an insult. The temptation of an ‘iwogayahaji’⁴ cannot be overcome by mere willpower alone. One must properly, ah… train and strengthen the… ‘daddado’⁵…”
The protesting General faced off against Nada-san, who immediately shot down his denial.
I didn’t completely know the etymology of what she was saying.
However, seeing her dead-serious demeanor, the General instantly shut his mouth.
No, wait, there was just one thing I could absolutely understand.
(…”Daddado” is definitely a super naughty word.)
Her previously resolute voice had instantly become incredibly embarrassed, shrinking down to the tiny buzz of a mosquito.
I didn’t really understand the local culture yet, but this felt like an unexpected fringe benefit for me.
”Uhm, Schueri-san, about this ‘daddado’ term…”
”I am terribly sorry, I do not know the exact anatomical translation either…. Nada-sama, could ‘iwogayahaji’ by any chance actually mean ‘odegeneiwopo’⁶?”
”Logically, yes. It is not necessarily limited to biological men. Among the ‘iwopo’, …ah, the, the ones who possess a literal ochinpo…”
Nada-san must be a terrifyingly smart person.
Because she had perfectly learned the explicit meaning of “ochinpo” in the Audience Chamber earlier, she confidently used the exact word to clarify her point.
What was this feeling?
I felt so incredibly, wonderfully alive right now.
Getting completely carried away by the situation, I naturally continued to press for details.
”Then, what exactly is a ‘daddado’…”
”Ugh…! Da, ‘daddado’ is, that…. Gi, ‘giraderaji’⁷…. Th-The physical hole… that is open directly beneath… a woman’s, o-ochinpo…!”
”Daddado” equals the v**inal opening, and “giraderaji” translates to the clitoris.
Kento memorized the vocabulary perfectly.
Man, cross-cultural exchange was truly a beautiful thing.
Look at me, learning useful things every single day.
It was a massive fringe benefit, and I felt completely warm and satisfied inside.
However, remembering the actual main subject of our diplomatic meeting, that was a piece of information that absolutely couldn’t be ignored.
”Thank you so much for the clarification, Nada-san. But by any chance, does that mean succubi actually still survive as a physical threat in the Southern Continent…?”
”They do not natively inhabit our immediate lands. However, occasionally they wash ashore from the outer seas. Because they appear when they are completely forgotten and cause catastrophic damage to households, we can never let our guard down.”
”And for that exact purpose, women train the ‘daddado’ even during times of total peace…?”
”Ugh…. Th-That is correct, but please stop repeating that exact word so casually aloud…”
Hmm.
The entire direction of this conversation had completely shifted, hadn’t it?
In the Northern Continent where we live, the succubi were driven to absolute extinction centuries ago due to the active, brutal efforts of the “Church of Demon-Subjugation.”
This was absolute common sense to anyone living here.
But those exact succubi were still actively surviving in the Southern Continent.
I looked around at the room after this shocking lore drop, finding everyone else completely frozen in surprise just like me.
”Did you not know about this either, Schueri-san…?”
”…Yes, to my absolute shame. Although I have fully mastered the Southern Continent language, I have never been permitted to set foot in that actual land. That is, as you know, women are strictly forbidden from boarding the trade ships.”
Hearing those words, a sudden realization flashed through my mind.
The old story about how “women cannot board ships” that I heard from Fati a long time ago.
Could it be that this ancient custom wasn’t to avoid romantic drama between sailors, but rather a strict quarantine protocol to prevent crews from accidentally bringing back cloaked succubi?
There were a million things I wanted to ask her right now.
But the single most important question I needed to ask was obvious.
I faced Nada-san once more with total seriousness.
”Could it be, the core reason Nada-san came all the way to our country is…”
”…It is one of several critical reasons. If the ‘iwopo’ could be driven to total extinction using your technology, that would be a legendary achievement for master. Therefore, master explicitly offered full cooperation in order to distribute your products across the world.”
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Summary:
Trade negotiations encounter an unexpected turn when the discussion shifts from commercial framework mechanics to intimate defensive tactics against legendary entities. General Mamache details his personal domestic friction regarding the adult inventory, sparking an intense translation effort by Schueri to parse exotic dialect parameters. Nada exposes critical world-building lore regarding active succubi populations along southern maritime vectors, leaving the strategic value of Kento’s adult goods completely unexamined
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Trivia:
- The historical reference to an economic stagnation era where a legendary Sylvaol merchant bought out negative customer complaints to stimulate regional market growth
- The underlying systemic context behind the maritime prohibition against female crew members, which functions as an ancient quarantine countermeasure against succubi infiltration vector
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Character Insight:
General Mamache undergoes a dramatic behavioral transition from traditional military inflexibility to deep, vulnerable emasculation upon realizing that his domestic advice inadvertently exposed his household to extra-continental threats.
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Glossary:
Notes:
• Mamache – A rugged, serious military general from the maritime Kingdom of Sylvaol, this large-framed, muscular man has bronze skin and serves as a guard for Nada-dono. His tight formal uniform strains against his bulk, looking less natural than armor. Despite his high status and genuine tactical capability, he is completely bewildered by the rapid popularity of modern adult novelty trends.
• Fati – A Sylvan Uminari merchant guild representative and advisor to Kento, this woman has sun-kissed bronze skin and dark, bruised-crimson hair in a bandana. Using the informal “atai,” she cooperates with the protagonist on trade logistics to secure Southern Continent maritime rights, dreams of an all-female crew, and passionately speaks up to defend the products of the adult magic shop.
• Rafuoro – A slender Yuunari Guild merchant with thin vermillion hair, pale skin, and a lanky frame, he represents the Evening Calm guild and serves as an observer during diplomatic trade discussions. Exuding calm poise, he collaborates with a Sound of the Sea counterpart to manage shipping mechanics, distribution, and maritime safety, using shrewd diplomacy to secure international advantages with Southern Continent networks.
• Schueri – An elegant, slender female Sylvaol diplomat with white skin who serves as Nada’s lead retainer. Fluent in continental and Southern Continent languages, she acts as a mediator and interpreter during trade negotiations. Renowned for her polite, meticulous translation of everything from high-level external communications to obscene content, she handles logistics while harboring a curiosity for adult merchandise.
• Nada – A tall, slender, dark-skinned Southern Continent envoy with glossy black hair and sharp almond eyes. Serving an influential master (“That Person”) with deep devotion, this muscular yet graceful guest possesses deep knowledge of her homeland’s language and threats. Genuinely rejoicing over expanded trade, she masks a blank façade with highly expressive features and habitual fist-bumping. While clumsy with formal honorifics, she quickly learns and slips vulgar northern adult terminology into speech.
• Harvest – Kento Harvest, gaunt scholar in a tattered academic coat, wields low‑mana circuits and commands Academy systems. He runs an adult magic‑circuit shop, crafting rare components with cold calculation and brand trust. The Harvest name bears the Viscount title; he has multiple lovers/slaves and several children.
• Kento – Lord Harvest, the reclusive Viscount and master of the Dildo-Buddy Mansion magic shop, resembles a dark-haired Japanese salaryman. Bound to the Queen, he uses strategic acumen to manage diplomatic and cultural discussions regarding his adult-toy inventory. Socially perceptive yet cautious, he shares a quiet intimacy with his companion Amelia and puts guests at ease with informal greetings.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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