Chapter 30 Anonymous Mountain People, The Last Survivor!!
Edited by: Kanaa-senpai
This is a continuation of Volume 12 Chapter 28 [Prime Minister Habu, Responsibility and Duty].
Please read that first.
I’m just an ordinary bulletin board user who can be found anywhere.
Normally, I’m a plain and unremarkable person, but in Last Survivor, I play a crucial role as a mountain person and a regular soldier in the Shirogane Kingdom, connecting the headquarters and the front lines.
”All of you, follow the orders given to you! Charge into the enemy’s base and die! That’s all there is to it!!”
Also known as Power Raid, or Zombie Attack. It’s a brain-dead special attack, to be honest.
But since it’s simple to do, anyone from kids to the elderly can enjoy the game. However, I wouldn’t recommend this game to kids or the elderly, since you’ll end up like a rolling corpse if you die.
”Then, let’s charge in full force!!”
”””””Whoooo!!”””””
RamenHagetoru, also known as Mast***ateHagetoru, stands on the cliff as the representative of the mountain people, giving a grand order at dawn.
Wait, wasn’t the representative of the mountain people supposed to be Prime Minister Habu? Where’s the Prime Minister?
”Everyone, follow me!!”
Ah, she’s charging ahead with a bamboo spear.
As expected of the Prime Minister. She’s leading the nation by running ahead of everyone else. I feel a sense of reliance on his back.
”Aaaaah!!”
Ah… in an instant, the Prime Minister was swarmed by bees.
”Surpass the Prime Minister’s corpse!!”
”Whoooo!!”
”We won’t forget what you did for us, Prime Minister!!”
”Namuu (RIP)!!”
But the mountain people won’t stop.
We keep charging into the enemy’s camp with our bamboo spears.
Ugh, the enemy’s numbers are overwhelming.
If only we could find an opening… Ah One of the mountain people, Tanigawa, is making a beeline for a weak point in the enemy’s defense network.
”This guy!!”
”Don’t let them break through!!”
”It’s pointless!!”
”No way, it’s not for others to decide whether it’s pointless or not. It’s up to me to do it!! Now, the opening is mine!!”
As soon as Tanigawa falls, Satou from the mountain people charges into the enemy’s camp with a giant log.
Satou uses the massive log to become a shield for everyone.
”Damn it, this guy won’t fall no matter what!!”
”You’re so stubborn!!”
”Give up already. We’ve already closed the defense line!!”
”No matter the situation, I’ll do my best for myself! Since I and the mountain people’s Tanigawa brought you this far, leave the rest to me!!”
The mountain people’s Satou jumped over, and a single shadow charged into the enemy’s camp.
”What can one person do… guh!”
”Here I go!!”
Morikawa, also known as Chinposuki, a mountain person, charged into the enemy’s camp and threw the caught enemy soldier towards their allies.
I don’t know, but isn’t Chinposuki’s character power value weird? It’s not like she’s using cheats or anything, but it’s like she has a bugged brain… or maybe the game recognizes her as a gorilla character instead of a human… That’s possible.
”Well done, Morikawa!!”
”You did great, Morikawa!!”
”Damn it, why does she use her real name? Just call him Chi… nngh, never mind!!”
The mountain people surround the enemy soldiers who are thrown into this area.
”Woohoo!”
”Let’s surround them and beat them up!!”
”Let’s make them regret picking a fight!!”
”Guhehe, strip them bare!!”
As expected of Hagetoru. While everyone else is beating them up with sticks, she’s stripping the enemy soldier’s armor off one by one.
That guy, even in the game, she’s always s*xually harassing people, but won’t her account get banned soon?
”Aaaaahhh!!”
”Prime Minister!!”
”Everyone, follow the Prime Minister!!”
Wait, hasn’t the Prime Minister been doing nothing?
Or is everyone just using the Prime Minister as a shield to charge forward?
Am I just being paranoid? Yeah, let’s just say I’m being paranoid.
”What the hell is that?!”
”Is that a human?!”
”No… it’s not! That’s a gorilla wearing human skin!!”
”A gorilla…? Impossible! Is that Japan’s proud lethal weapon, Morikawa?!”
”Morikawa, the lethal weapon?! Is that the one they say is more terrifying than nuclear missiles, alongside Shirogane?!”
The enemy soldiers were flustered by the Chinposuki’s attack.
They didn’t seem to understand what was going on, but they were clearly terrified of the Chinposuki.
”Surround Morikawa!!”
”No way, you bastards!!”
Ah, it’s Kato Iria from the mountain people! Another physical idiot has arrived!
We’re gonna win this!
”Is anyone down?”
Ah! It’s Ayana-chan, the medic! She’s so cute
Everyone’s making a lovesick face as they get treated for their injuries.
Hey, Hagetoru and the Prime Minister! You’re not even hurt, so stop messing around and charge into the enemy lines already!
”Ugh, we’ve managed to take out a lot of the enemy soldiers outside, but the problem is that barricade…”
Kohina Yukari-san was observing the battle situation from a distance, using binoculars.
”Ah… I’ve thought of a good plan!”
A good plan? Kohina Yukari-san’s good plan makes me a bit… no, really uneasy.
Kohina Yukari-san approached the Prime Minister with a carefree expression.
”Prime Minister, take this.”
”Kohina-san… what’s this?”
”Prime Minister, just take this bomb and charge at the enemy barricade.”
Wait, Kohina Yukari-san!?
You’re going to make our Prime Minister carry out a suicide bombing mission? That’s going to be an international incident!
”Yes…”
Prime Minister, get a grip Wait, aren’t you the top commander of our army?
The enemy wouldn’t think that our general would be leading the charge at the front lines.
Haa… I’ll check the situation at headquarters using the communication device.
’This is Shumi from the Maiden’s squad. Rocket launcher ready. We can blast them to smithereens anytime.’
’This is Eraser. Same here, rocket launcher ready. Is it okay to blast them away?’
’Very well. Defense team representative, 616, what’s the situation at headquarters?’
’This is 616. No enemy presence at headquarters. We’ll minimize our defense team and send them your way.’
’Understood. Rear support team representative, Oil Queen, what’s the situation with our supplies?’
’This is the Oil Queen. Currently, our rear team is producing rocket launcher ammo as an addition. We’d like to transport the additional equipment and supplies to the front lines by train, so could we request the Defense Team’s assistance?’
’This is HQ. Understood. 616, please receive the additional supplies before moving out to the front lines.’
’This is 616. HQ, understood. Thank you, Oil Queen.’
Whoa, I’m so hyped! Ah, I’m glad! I’m on this side too….
I glance at the mountain people.
”A helicopter is coming!!”
”Throw rocks!!”
”Hey! Chi… Morikawa just threw a bamboo spear and took down the helicopter!!”
”No way?!”
”That’s not humanly possible!!”
”That’s our Morikawa!!”
”Whoa! Satou the log is going too!!”
”Amazing!”
”It’s a tank! Everyone, get on!!”
”Stick to the tank and smash the rocks onto its armor!”
”Look at that! This is the mountain people’s real power!!”
”Modern weapons are useless against primitive strength!!”
”Power is everything! Force is the answer to everything!!”
”Destroy the tools of civilization, and they’re just useless scrap metal!!”
”Woohoo! Woohoo!”
”Ukikiki!”
The enemy is starting to look pitiful….
Some mountain people are looting the crashed helicopter, while others are repeatedly smashing rocks onto the tank’s armor to destroy it.
What’s the point of modern weapons, anyway? Maybe there’s no beating power in this world.
I avert my gaze from the reality in front of me and my friends.
’This is HQ. Can you hear me, mountain communication team?’
Ah! It’s a communication from the commander. I hastily respond.
’Yes, yes!’
’We will launch a rocket launcher attack from the opposite side of the enemy’s stronghold starting now. You will continue to distract the enemy and aim to destroy the outer walls and infiltrate the stronghold.’
’Got it!!’
I quickly inform Kohina Yukari-san, who’s nearby.
”Yukari-senpai, don’t we need to pull back the mountain people?”
”It’s okay, it’s okay. They’ll just respawn in 15 seconds, right? So it’s more efficient to just charge in and die.”
”Haha…”
Ayana-chan, I totally understand how you feel.
These people think human lives are nothing just because it’s a game, right?
’Can you hear me, Mountain People HQ?’
Ah, another transmission.
’Yes!’
’This is the front line!! We’ve stuck to the enemy’s wall. Go ahead!’
I checked my surroundings, but I couldn’t see Prime Minister Habu’s figure. Ah, I remember, she took a bomb and did a suicide attack on the front line.
Hagetoru seems to have gone somewhere too, and I don’t know what to do.
For now, I’ll call out to Kohina Yukari-san, who’s acting like she’s superior to the Prime Minister.
’Transmission from the Mountain People front line! We’re currently stuck to the enemy’s wall!’
’Yeah, yeah, yeah! Just keep pounding the wall with all your might and destroy it!’
’Got it!’
We’re going to break the wall with sheer numbers. The wall’s durability is 999, so we can destroy it by hitting it 999 times with our bare hands. It’s extremely inefficient, but the Mountain People don’t have the brains to think about that.
Of course, the enemy will repair and restore the wall’s durability along the way, or rebuild the broken parts, but the Mountain People will keep pounding the wall for hours, tens of hours, or even days without getting tired.
’This is the Mountain People HQ, please destroy the wall!’
’Got it! Leave it to us!!’
As the transmission cuts off, I hear the sound of propellers coming from above.
Is that the enemy’s helicopter? I turn my gaze towards the sound.
”Whoaaaaa!!”
Ah, it’s Hagetoru! What’s with that cool helicopter?
Hagetoru lands the helicopter and gets out of the cockpit.
”I shot down the enemy’s ride and repaired it.”
”That’s awesome!!”
As expected, Hagetoru is one of the Mountain People who’s clever and resourceful.
What she’s doing is as brutal as a bandit, but she’s got a good head on her shoulders.
”Alright, let’s launch a surprise attack on the enemy’s fortress!!”
”Then let’s pick up Nee-san and Shumi along the way. They’ll be a big help in battle!”
”OK! Ah, you, communication soldier! Get on board too!!”
”Ah, yes!!”
Whoa, my heart’s racing.
As I get on the helicopter, I see Prime Minister Habu and Morikawa-san, who had already died and respawned on the front line, getting on board too.
”Whoa, I’m getting nervous!”
”Yeah, yeah! Wait, what’s going on? Why is Hagetoru in the back?”
”Huh?”
Isn’t Hagetoru supposed to be piloting?
I got a bad feeling, so I looked at the front seat and saw Ayana-chan in the passenger seat and Kohina Yukari-san in the pilot’s seat.
Huh? Just a sec, wait…
”Take offff!!”
The helicopter took off with a wobbly motion, scraping against the ground.
”Waaaahhh!!”
”Oh no, oh no, oh no!”
”We’re going to crash!!”
The back is already in a state of panic.
”Shut up! It’s okay, I’ve got this!! Today’s my first time flying, but…”
No way, right now Hagetoru is desperately fixing the damaged parts in the back, and just a minute ago smoke was coming out, and I saw the parts falling off in slow motion, it was totally not okay!! What do you mean, “first time”? Are you kidding me?! Get down! I mean, please get down!!
”I’ll contact HQ and have them send someone to pick us up.”
”Roger, understood.”
Is it going to be okay? Won’t it explode as soon as we land?
Flying is hell, and landing is hell too.
’This is Mountain People HQ, can you hear me, HQ?’
’This is HQ, what’s going on?’
’Mountain People Hagetoru has taken over an enemy helicopter, and we’re going to charge into the enemy base from the air. Can we borrow Nee-san and Shumi?’
’OK! Leave the support to us.’
’Thank you!’
I cut off the communication and told Kohina Yukari-san that we got permission.
Oh, while we were doing that, we reached the rocket launcher tower.
”Alright, let’s land then.”
”No way, no way.”
Hey, Hagetoru! Don’t crash in front of me!!
”Ah, this might be a bit tough.”
”Awawawa.”
As expected, the helicopter’s landing didn’t go well, and the body of the helicopter wobbled.
But Nee-san and Shumi timed it perfectly and jumped onto the helicopter’s rear.
Amazing, those 2 are pros!! Unlike us Mountain People, they’re used to this from playing games!! Wait, is the commander going to the front lines too?!
”Alright! Everyone’s here! Let’s go!!”
Kohina Yukari-san points the control stick towards the largest fortress in the enemy’s base.
Whoa, the other side is like this… It’s already a scorched earth from the rocket launchers.
Wait, what’s this?! Bullets are flying towards my window!
”Hey! What’s going on?! You’re shooting at us!!”
No, no, it’s only natural for them to shoot back, right?!
I look in the direction the bullets came from.
Then, I see the head of an enemy sniper peeking out from behind the wall get shot off.
Huh? Who?
’This is Secret Stalker. Leave the support to me.’
Huh? Wow! If I check the kill log, this person has taken out so many enemies alone….
There’s an incredible sniper out there.
’Can you hear me, Mountain People HQ?’
’Ah, yes. This is Mountain People HQ. What’s going on?’
’This is Workerholic. We, the Saint Church, will also start our aerial attack simultaneously.’
Yes! Shirogane Kingdom’s strongest force, Workerholic-san from the Saint Church We’re going to win for sure!!
When I look around, I see people from the Saint Church wearing matching sister uniforms, flying in helicopters and forming a formation around our helicopter. Wow, this is amazing! It’s like the top brass of the Saint Church is on board.
’Hurrah! This is God’s judgment!!’
’Saint Church, banzai!!’
’Unleash all our rocket launchers!!’
’We’ll make them regret opposing our God!!’
’Total annihilation!!’
Ah, the rate of fire is the same as the Mountain People’s…. Yeah.
Wait, what’s that sound? It’s like… What is that noise?
”Something’s coming out of the propeller!”
”Ahh! We’re going to crash!!”
”It’s because Kohina-san is pushing it too hard!!”
”Shut up! If we can just reach the enemy’s position, that’s all that matters! Once we do, you guys get ready to jump out!!”
Hee!
”We’ll jump out first and take control of the skies!”
””Roger that!!””
With practiced ease, the commander and Shumi, Nee-san jump out and land on top of the enemy’s main building, wiping out the enemies on the rooftop. Whoa, nice! Do we even need to do anything? Can’t those 3 handle it on their own?
Three people, including Power Morikawa and the Prime Minister, jumped down to the same location.
Ah, Ayana-chan also jumped down.
It’s scary, but I’ll do it too… Wait, what’s Hagetoru doing?
”Guhehe, this is it…!”
Is she thinking of something bad again?
Well, it’s fine. If something happens, the other party will be the one to suffer. It’s not my problem.
”I’ll jump down!”
”Yes, yes!”
”Roger that!!”
Kohina Yukari-san, I, and Hagetoru jumped out of the helicopter in that order and landed on the rooftop, rolling around.
Yes, it’s good. I’m alive! Wait, what?! Something exploded!!
”Ah…”
When I looked in the direction of the sound, I saw that the helicopter we came in had crashed into the enemy’s surveillance tower and was on fire.
Wow! It exploded again! The surveillance tower collapsed with a loud crash due to the impact and destruction.
”Hehehe, I attached a lot of bombs to the helicopter before we jumped out.”
I thought she was doing something suspicious, and it turns out she did that.
What she’s doing is crazy!!
’This is Workerholic, enemy air superiority achieved!!’
Ah… Now that we’ve come this far, it’s one-sided.
The commander, Shumi, Nee-san, the Prime Minister, and the ultimate weapon Morikawa will start their rampage.
Wait, where’s Hagetoru?
”Guhehe, ladies, you have nice boobs.”
Ah… She’s stripping the enemy’s corpse.
Ayana-chan, who’s next to her, is also shocked, and the others are pretending not to see it…
Wait, what about Kohina Yukari-san?
She’s unusually calm, but when did she die?
Wait, is she frozen? Did she fall? What, Ayana-chan? The whole chat?
I opened the whole chat as Ayana-chan told me to.
[You Japanese people are such barbarians]
[Kohina Yukari: What’s with the complaints?]
[What you’re doing is absurd!!]
[Kohina Yukari: Shut up! I don’t know what you’re saying, but if you have a complaint, speak Japanese to me!!]
[Surrender and spare us!!]
[Kohina Yukari: You’re the ones who started this fight, so take responsibility for the consequences!!]
[Kohina Yukari: If you understood, don’t ever come to my country looking for a fight again!!]
Wow, it’s amazing. She doesn’t even understand foreign languages, yet she’s casually chatting with foreigners.
Wait, what? Since when did Shirogane Kingdom become Kohina Yukari-san’s kingdom?
Perhaps translating Kohina Yukari-san’s comment, the enemy soldiers began to make even more noise.
[Kohina Yukari: XXX-XXX-XXXX. If you have a complaint, come tell me directly!!]
[Tsukimachi Ayana: Kohina-senpai!?]
[Kohina Yukari: What’s taking so long?]
[Kohina Yukari: Hurry up and call me already]
[Kohina Yukari: You can’t even speak Japanese when calling a Japanese person? What kind of education did your parents give you?]
[Kohina Yukari: If you want to negotiate with me, speak Japanese, idiot]
[Kohina Yukari: Hey! Don’t run away!!]
[Kohina Yukari: Tokyo, Minato-ku, Roppongi…]
[Tsukimachi Ayana: Kohina-senpai, stop!!]
Haha… it’s hopeless. There’s no one who can win against this person.
It’s crazy to publicly announce your address and phone number to the whole world and pick a fight…
Normally, it would be a terrible thing to do, but in reality, Kohina Yukari-san has been publicly sharing her address and phone number for a while now.
However, no one wants to directly interact with Kohina Yukari-san, so no one calls or visits her.
If you try to pick a fight with her, you’ll end up with PTSD and a lifetime of trauma. Since many people have experienced this, Kohina-senpai is recognized online as someone you shouldn’t mess with.
[Japanese people are weird… they’ll get shot and killed, but then smile and charge at you again after just a few seconds.]
[Ugh… seeing the mountain of dead bodies from the defeated tribe makes me feel sick.]
[This is, no matter how you look at it, a person who’ll traumatize us.]
[They’re abnormal, using weapons taken from their allies’ dead bodies to fight.]
[Even if we win, it’s still a Japanese victory since we’ve already traumatized them.]
[Don’t wanna fire a gun again…]
[That’s what I said, but that country is so annoying, so we can’t help but mess with them.]
[That’s why I said that people who don’t know war will only pick fights with Japan…]
[Japan is the only one that’s serious. Their screws are loose.]
[How can we beat a monster that can take down a helicopter with a bamboo spear?!]
[I’m done with this game, I’m retiring.]
[It’s too much for me too, the mountain people are getting traumatized.]
[Both States and Stars are already ruined, so there’s no way other countries can beat Japan.]
[The mountain people are too crazy.]
[Even in real life, I’ll make sure not to pick fights with this country.]
Hahaha… I saw foreigners getting frustrated in the chat window, so I quietly closed the screen.
”Crush them!”
”Hyahha, plunder everything!!”
”Take everything the enemy has!!”
”Destruction is the goal!”
”Don’t even think about going to war again, I’ll make you fear it!!”
”Is everyone okay? This is what happens when you go to war.”
”As the representative of peaceful Japan, we’ll teach you the importance of peace with our bodies!!”
”Yeah, that’s what happens when you go to war. Oh, you, enemy soldier, take off your clothes. You don’t need them, right?”
After we thoroughly plundered them, we took the n*ked prisoners back to our base and withdrew from the enemy’s main camp.
Later, the Saint faction started carpet bombing the empty enemy base, making it a beautiful wasteland.
I saw that and quietly logged out of the game.
Yeah, war is really bad!!
I think the Last Survivor who said that war is for peace education was right.
So let’s all stop doing useless things like war. Instead, I want to watch Aqua-kun sing and dance and go “Kyaa kyaa”.
”Well, since there’s nothing left to do, I’ll go take a bath!!”
I stood up and headed to the bathroom to take a bath.
It turns out that this game is one of the factors that maintain peace in this world.
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Edited by Kanaa-senpai.
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