Male Idol Extra 32

Chapter 32 IF Shirogane Aqua, The Mysterious Religious Group

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Edited by: Kanaa-senpai

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 ”Thank you for your hard work!”

 ”See you tomorrow!”

 After finishing the meeting at Beryl headquarters, I headed to the elevator hall.

 Hmm, tonight’s dinner is Nabe. I’m looking forward to it!

 ”Oh, a check-up.”

 It can’t be helped.

 I went deeper and took an elevator I usually don’t use to the underground parking lot.

 ”Hm? Where is this? Huh?”

 Isn’t this the underground parking lot?

 Wow, this building has floors other than the parking lot underground. That’s amazing!

 Feeling a bit excited, I left the elevator hall and started to explore the area.

 There aren’t any “No Entry” signs, and if I get told off, I can just go back.

 ”Hm?”

 I sense someone over there by the corner. Let’s check it out.

 I turned the corner and called out to the receptionist woman there.

 ”Hello.”

 ”Hello…”

 Huh? What’s wrong?

 Both receptionists froze at the same time.

 Wait, they’re wearing nun outfits, but is this place a church or a religious facility?

 Oh no, what should I do!? I hope it’s not a scary cult or something.

 If it’s a religion that worships breasts, I’d join happily, but please don’t let it be one of those crazy personal worship groups.

 While I’m thinking this, a familiar pair of breasts appeared from behind the reception desk.

 ”A-Aqua-kun!?”

 ”Hm?”

 That pair of boobs… no doubt about it! It’s my classmate, Claire-san!!

 ”Claire-san?”

 ”Aqua-kun, what are you doing here!?”

 No, no, that’s more like my question!

 I explained to Claire-san how I ended up here by chance.

 ”Hey, Claire, why are you here?”

 ”Uh? Oh! Um, well…”

 Claire? Why is she suddenly looking away?

 ”Oh! By the way, didn’t you say your family runs a church? Ah, I see. Are you here to help with the Stars Orthodox Church or something?”

 ”Ah… yes, well, it’s, um, kind of similar, but not really, something like that.”

 Is Claire okay?

 She’s been sweating a lot. If she’s not feeling well, she shouldn’t push herself.

 ”Um, if it’s okay, can I take a look around?”

 ”A look around!?”

 Oh, maybe that’s not a good idea?

 I was just thinking it would be nice to peek into the church in the back.

 It’s pretty rare to find a church inside a building, and the idea of a underground church makes me a bit excited.

 Tenga-senpai would probably love this too… Oh, wait! Maybe I should bring everyone next time?

 Since Claire is here, it should be safe if it’s related to the Stars Orthodox Church.

 ”Well, okay, just a little. I’ll show you around.”

 ”Thanks, Claire!”

 Oh, by the way, are the two receptionists just standing there okay?

 Huh? Is it fine to leave them like that? Well, they say it’s okay, so I guess it’s fine.

 ”This, this is the church in the back.”

 ”Wow! The ceiling is so high!”

 Plus, each of the columns has carvings, and it’s just amazing.

 The ceiling is really detailed too… wait, what!

 ”Claire! Claire!”

 ”W-What is it?”

 I point to one of the 4 goddess statues on the wall near the ceiling.

 ”Doesn’t that statue look a bit like my Kanon?”

 ”Gikku!?”

 Huh? Is Claire-san okay?

 It looks like her back just gave out. Did she pull a muscle?

 I help Claire-san up by supporting her shoulder.

 Wow, this statue is really nice. I’d love to have one at home.

 What’s this? A maiden saint? Oh, it’s for love and children. Alright! I should pray here! I hope Kanon and I can have a baby safely!!

 ”By the way, doesn’t this statue look a bit like Kotono?”

 ”Hyuu~.”

 Claire-san, why are you suddenly whistling?

 Uh, what’s this? A saint for work luck and protection from bad things.

 I hope I can find a good job! And if possible, an ideal “onee-shota” play… oops, since it says “sister saint,” my desires just peeked out a little.

 ”Speaking of which, this one kinda looks like Kaede.”

 ”Hoge~.”

 Hoge? Huh? A Hoge saint!? I didn’t know there was a saint for Hoge. That’s amazing!?

 Uh, what’s this? Health and comedy saint!? Alright, I’ll pray to win the next comedy contest! And I hope everyone in my family and everyone around me stays healthy!!

 ”Ah…!”

 I froze when I saw the 4th statue.

 W-What is this!?

 ”Ideal breasts…”

 ”Huh?”

 These aren’t just big or beautiful; the irresistible sexiness comes through even in the statue.

 What is this raw sexiness mixed with pure beauty? How can such a slouchy yet beautiful pair of breasts exist!?

 Is it okay for breasts that are loved and love back to exist!?

 ”This is the breast goddess.”

 ”Huh!?”

 I see, I understand now!!

 Whoa, this is it! This is the headquarters of the Breast Religion I’ve been searching for!

 Damn, I wish someone had told me about this place sooner! I would have joined immediately…

 But I guess it’s okay now. I mean, Claire-san has nice breasts, and the two girls at the reception desk definitely have H-cups or more. I knew something was up!

 My Breast Sensor isn’t useless after all!

 ”Uh, no, it’s a Saint…”

 ”Will you marry me?”

 ”Huh?!”

 ”A-ah, sorry. I just thought that if such amazing breasts exist, I should propose as a man…”

 Oh no, Claire-san is frozen in shock! Hey, snap out of it!

 Uh-oh, this looks serious. What should I do?

 ”Hey, Claire… wait, Aqua-sama?!”

 ”Ah, Emily-san!”

 Emily-san, wearing a nun’s habit, looks at me with a surprised expression.

 Hmm, she’s still got those great breasts. I guess some things never change.

 Uh-oh, looking at her breasts is making me remember something, but my head is getting all foggy…

 Damn!

 Normally, I’d give up by now, but not today.

 I feel like I’m close to uncovering a big truth.

 I take another step forward, into the unknown.

 ’Stop right there!’

 ’Wh-who are you?!’

 Wait, I know that voice.

 I should know that voice…

 ’Don’t go any further!’

 ’Kanon?! What are you doing here?!’

 Kanon, why are you looking so serious? Don’t think too hard, or you’ll get a headache! And what’s with the skimpy outfit? You shouldn’t wear that!

 Hands up! Wait, why can’t I get close to Kanon? What’s going on?!

 ’I am the goddess Kanon, who loves fate and is loved by fate.’

 ’Fate? What’s with the weird talk?!’

 This is serious. I need to get Miyamochi-sensei, the royal doctor, to take a look…

 ’There are things you’re better off not knowing. Leave now!!’

 ’Woaahhh!’

 Kanon’s fingers are glowing with some kind of aura, pushing me back.

 I try to open my eyes, but it’s hard…

 Wait, I see a familiar figure behind Kanon…

 Ah, it’s Seijo Midara (Lewd Saint)!!

 So, you’re the one who’s been manipulating Kanon!

 You’re the leader of the Breast Religion, and you’re a total pervert!

 ”Huh?!”

 What was I doing again? Ugh, I don’t remember…

 Hmm, I think the statue of Hoge saint is smiling at me…

 ”Aqua-sama? Are you okay?”

 Emily-san… you still have those great breasts.

 Wait, what was I thinking about again?

 Oh, who cares?! I’m in front of a hot girl, and I’m thinking about something else? That’s just rude!

 I’ll just appreciate the view for now…

 ”Yeah, I guess I’ll just observe…”

 I explained the situation to Emily-san and we continued to explore the church.

 ”Here, this is the altar.”

 ”Wow… wait, what? This statue…”

 ”Ugh!?”

 ”This one has quite the abs! I can’t let him beat me!”

 ”Safe! I’m glad Aqua-sama is Aqua-sama. Safe!!”

 Huh? What’s up with Emily-san?

 Claire-san, who had just come back to consciousness, and Emily-san were whispering to each other.

 ”If it were Toa-chan, he would notice in seconds, but it’s Aqua-sama. We can manage!!”

 ”Really? Well, if he didn’t notice his own statue, he’s in bad shape. Maybe we can get away with this…”

 Huh? There’s a statue in the back that looks like Ako-san.

 Prosperity in business and entertainment? Alright, I’ll pray for Beryl to thrive.

 The little bear statue behind it seems fine. It probably doesn’t have much benefit, so I won’t pray to that.

 Alright, the prayer is done, so I think I’ll head back. Suddenly, I see a sign with a word that makes my heart race.

 ”Treasure Hall!?”

 ””!?””

 What’s a Treasure Hall?

 It says “rare treasures,” so maybe it’s like a secret treasure hall?

 Wow, I thought I had to go there, so I made a face that said I wanted to go.

 ”Then, just a peek.”

 ”Thanks!”

 As expected of Emily-san. Letting me in for just a peek is so kind.

 This is like a goddess, no, a saint… Ugh! My head starts to hurt again. I should stop thinking about it.

 ”Whoa… wait, what is this?”

 I found a huge number of eggplant sculptures displayed.

 Umm, this is an impressive wooden eggplant. And not just a regular eggplant, but for some reason, there are pickled eggplants too.

 ”Uh, this is the work of a famous artist.”

 ”Hmm.”

 They must have a strong attachment to eggplants.

 Especially the curve of this eggplant is amazing.

 I pass through the eggplant section and head to the next corner.

 ”Cutlery? And the scattered paper underneath?”

 Is this what’s trending in art direction?

 I think for a moment, then clap my hands.

 ”I see, this is…”

 ””W-What is this…?””

 ”SDGs. It’s art direction to raise awareness about reducing waste during meals!!”

 Used disposable tableware after a meal, a straw stuck in a cup, scattered tissues.

 This is a warning to humanity about how much waste is produced in just one meal.

 I should be careful too. Yeah.

 ”Aqua-kun’s used stuff went unnoticed. Safe!”

 Claire-san, did you say something?

 I head to the next corner.

 ”Huh? A jar?”

 A jar filled with the desires of women?

 It feels kind of perverted, but maybe that’s just because my mind is dirty.

 Sorry.

 ”Oh, isn’t that mast***ion…?”

 ”Don’t say anymore, Claire.”

 ”But, the creator is Hagetoru!”

 ”Shh! Aqua-sama will hear you!!”

 There seems to be more inside.

 I walk toward it.

 ”Oh, Aqua-sama, that, um, that way…”

 ”Uh, um, that way is a bit…”

 Emily-san? Claire-san?

 Why are both of you panicking?

 As we stand still, I hear footsteps coming from the direction we were heading.

 ”Hey, Aqua-senpai, what are you doing here?”

 ”Eh? Kukuri-chan?”

 Why is Kukuri-chan here?

 Thinking about her position, it can’t be related to the Stars faith, so I tilt my head.

 ”It’s for a donation.”

 ”Oh, I see.”

 So Kukuri-chan came to donate some artwork or a piece of art to the Treasure Hall. Got it.

 ”So, right now, we are preparing for a changeover. I’m really sorry…”

 ”Ah, I get it, Kukuri-chan. Well, it can’t be helped then.”

 ”I’m sorry.”

 ”No, no, I’m the one who asked you to show me things, and I had a really great time today.”

 I turn around and head toward the exit of the Treasure Hall.

 ”Th-thank you…”

 ”Thank you, Kukuri-sama!”

 ”Honestly, if he had seen beyond that point, it would have been really bad. Even someone as innocent and pure as Aqua-senpai wouldn’t have been fooled.”

 Whoa, I stayed longer than I thought.

 Thinking it might be bothering them more, I head back to the entrance with the reception.

 ”Oh…”

 ”Well!”

 ”Oh, Grandmother Mary. And Kythera-san too!”

 Now that the two from Stars have arrived, I’m sure this is part of the Stars faith.

 ”Are you both here to pray or something?”

 ”Yes, that’s right. I come almost every day.”

 ”Yes, I’m a sister, so I pray every day too.”

 Oh, I see. They’re devout believers.

 By the way, is Kanon also part of the Stars faith?

 If so, I should bring her here next time.

 ”Alright, I’ll be heading home now. Claire-san, Emily-san, Kukuri-chan, Grandmother Mary, Kythera-san, and everyone in the congregation, thank you for everything. See you later!”

 I went back the way I came and waited for the elevator at the elevator hall.

 Then I heard some noise coming from the end of the hallway.

 What’s going on? An emergency exit? A nun came out, shouting loudly about something.

 ”Saba-chan just contacted us! It seems there’s a post on the men’s board threatening our divine god!!”

 ”What?!”

 ”Who would dare?!”

 ”A reckless idiot! Let’s catch them and teach them a lesson!!”

 ”They’ve got some nerve picking a fight with us. This is a holy war!!”

 ”The general went out with a bamboo spear, saying she’d send them to the mines!”

 ”Attention everyone! This is a holy war. I repeat, this is a holy war!!”

 ”Whoa! The workaholic just started hitting the buttons because of her stomach pain!”

 ”We have to wrap this up before nuclear rain falls!”

 ”Move, move!”

 ”It’s a festival, a festival!!”

 Wow… I don’t really get it, but religion is scary.

 Everyone looked normal, but even the Stars Orthodox Church can be intense.

 Bringing Kanon here is definitely out of the question.

 I feel bad for Claire-san and the others, but I won’t get too close….

 I jumped into the elevator that came down and started mashing the buttons to quickly get away from this dangerous place.

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